Thailand’s King Vajiralongkorn Marries His Bodyguard Making Her Queen

May 2, 2019 at 8:30 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

In an effort to get British Transhumanist MP Renfield R. Renfield out of the United Kingdom while she embarked on the next round of Brexit negotiations, British Prime Minister Theresa May had sent Renfield on a diplomatic mission to Thailand on behalf of the British government.

Thanks to a prophetic vision seen by Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster at Set Enterprises, Renfield discovered that Thai King Maha Vajiralongkorn also known by the title King Rama X would be marrying his bodyguard and royal consort General Sutidha Vajiralongkorn Na Ayudha in a surprise wedding ceremony yesterday.

In 2014, King Vajiralongkorn had appointed Sutidha Tijai, a former flight attendant for Thai Airways, as the deputy commander of his bodyguard unit. He made her a full general in the Thai Army in December 2016.

Renfield brought along wedding gifts for the couple- a croquet set once owned by Britain’s King George V for His Majesty King Maha Vajiralongkorn and a silver tea service once owned by King George V’s wife Queen Mary for Her Majesty Queen Sutidha.

Upon hearing of Renfield’s gift, a Thai cabinet minister had invited Renfield to play croquet today at his private garden and croquet court.

Renfield knew nothing whatsoever of playing croquet of course.

So needless to say, the Thai cabinet minister won the match by an overwhelming score.

However on the plus side, Renfield’s ineptness in thinking that he was playing cricket rather than croquet did knock out the entire coterie of Russian spies who had been sent to spy on the British politician by Vladimir Putin (who considered the British MP a major nuisance).

The balls went over the cabinet minister’s estate wall and by coincidental good fortune, struck all of them on the side of the head knocking them out cold.

As Putin sat in his office, he wondered to himself why he wasn’t getting an update from his operatives on what Renfield was currently doing.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday May 2nd
2019.

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