The Christmas Star Jupiter-Saturn Great Conjunction

December 21, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, Science, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

The Jupiter-Saturn Great Conjunction or the Christmas Star was visible in the night sky in the northern hemisphere for the first time since just before dawn on March 4th 1226.

But in the city of the Walrus Cow Demon, it could not be seen.

For snow and ice fog were falling on the city.

The Norse god Loki and the Norse wolf Fenrir and the Jotunn (frost giants) were walking the streets of the City of the Walrus Cow Demon preventing the Christmas Star from being seen.

On this day the demon Mephistopheles possessed Joe Biden received his vaccine for the Wuhan CCP virus (called Covid-19 by WHO) that would alter his DNA.

And the Vatican City State announced that all its employees and residents would have to receive the DNA altering vaccine (even though it was made with stem cells from babies sacrificed to the demon god Moloch).

Beelzebub who was the unofficial head of the Vatican Congregation For The Doctrine of The Faith under Francis had written the document approving use of the vaccine.

As Biden was getting his DNA altering vaccine, Mephistopheles had left Biden’s body temporarily to attend a special signing ceremony at the Vatican Secretariat of State.

Mephistopheles had managed to negotiate a new Nazi-Soviet Pact to replace the one broken in June 1941 when Hitler’s Nazi Third Reich had attacked Stalin’s Soviet Union

The new Nazi-Soviet Pact was being signed by the ghost of Josef Stalin (who had been dispensationally released from Tartarus at the request of Pope Francis) and a Russian grey wolf who was possessed by the ghost of Adolf Hitler (Hitler had been released from Tartarus at the request of the Norse god Odin a few years back).

The Winter Solstice 2020 Nazi-Soviet Pact would serve as the basis of the Great Reset One World Government being advocated by the World Economic Forum and the United Nations’ 2030 Sustainable Development Agenda.

Meanwhile in the Yukon in far northern Canada near the town of Dawson City, the Klondike vampiress Klondike Kate was heading out to see if she could catch a glimpse of the Jupiter-Saturn Great Conjunction also known as the Christmas Star.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday December 21st
2020

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Dracula and Sherrielock Holmes Meet Again

January 30, 2018 at 9:04 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Dracula and Sherrielock Holmes Meet Again

Dracula stood alongside the statue of Queen Boudicca (the queen of the Celtic Iceni tribe who led an uprising in 1st Century AD Roman Britain) near Big Ben and the Houses of Parliament.

He had turned down Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s offer to stay at the Rocher home when he found out that the Set Enterprises scientist was the great grandson of Sherrielock Holmes (the woman who had been called the Dominatrix of the Wild West back in the American west of the 1880s and was now called the Dominatrix of Europe in the 2nd decade of the 21st Century).

Dracula stood looking up at the blue moon in the London night sky.

He had his hands behind his back which was a stupid thing to do in retrospect.

Suddenly he found an extremely sharp stinging object around his hands which quickly tied them.

“When part of you is tied, you can’t turn yourself into a bat 🦇 or wolf 🐺 and try to escape,” said a familiar stern sounding voice.

Dracula quickly whirled around with his hands still tied behind his back.

He quickly discovered that what tied his hands was a long black whip.

And standing there was a familiar figure- Sherrielock Holmes.

She was dressed in a black leather mini skirt, black silk fishnet pantyhose and spiked stiletto boots.

Somewhat different from the attire she wore when he last saw her when she wore long elegant evening gowns as proprietress of The Wild Tomatoes and Mushroom Saloon in the town of Hayden Colorado.

“I want you to come to my dungeon where I’ll show you my etchings,” said Sherrielock, “that I’ll carve with my whip into your backside.”

Later in Sherrielock’s dungeon the Count begged, “Please don’t. I don’t like tomatoed buns.”

“But they’re such a delicacy,” Sherrielock laughed as she cracked the whip across the vampire’s naked backside.

The dungeon masked the screams of the Wallachian prince and Transylvanian nobleman.

So London slept undisturbed by Sherrielock’s act of revenge.

Meanwhile in the U.S. Congress in Washington D.C., Donald Trump was giving the State of the Union Address.

And sitting in the front row of the public gallery was a woman named Katherine Van Dusen known to her close confidantes as Klondike Kate (the woman that Dracula had turned into a vampiress when she worked as a saloon dancer 💃🏻 for Sherrielock Holmes at The Wild Tomatoes and Mushroom Saloon).

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday January 30th
2018.

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Klondike Kate and The Pantages Film

January 28, 2018 at 11:02 pm (Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel, western) (, , , , , , , , )

Klondike Kate and The Pantages Film

Dracul Van Helsing was in London England where he had been asked to meet his friend Interpol agent Peter Whitstable the man they called the Fox Mulder of Interpol.

Dracul was to meet Whitstable in the old film projectionist’s room of an old movie 🎥 theatre.

“Hello, Dracul,” Whitstable was putting an old reel of film through an old film projector.

“Wow, this takes me back to my childhood days when all movie theatres were like this before the advent of the big multiplex cinemas,” Dracul looked around.

“I found this old film reel at an antique collectibles store in Paris,” Whitstable explained as he turned on the projector, “it’s most likely a copy of a copy of a copy that was shot way back but still in good condition.”

“How way back was it shot?” Dracul inquired who was wishing he had a carton of hot buttered popcorn 🍿 with him as he looked through the projectionist’s window and out on to the old classic theatre seats.

“1902,” Whitstable answered, “during the dying days of the Klondike Gold Rush.”

“Really?” Dracul was impressed.

He had been raised in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada during the days when they still had an interesting summer festival called Klondike Days when entire families would dress in Klondike attire and celebrate the days of the Klondike Gold Rush in the Yukon which hit its peak in 1897.

Klondike Days was later replaced by a boring summer festival called Capital Ex (which most Edmontonians called the Ex Lax Festival).

It was now called K-Days which gave the impression that the old Klondike Days theme had been restored but really it hadn’t.

“Yes, it shows an interesting encounter between the real Klondike Kate and Alexander Pantages,” Whitstable winked.

Dracul had heard about the famous Klondike Gold Rush love affair between saloon dancer/brothel keeper Kathleen “Kitty” Rockwell and Alexander Pantages then a struggling waiter and bartender (who went on to found the famous Pantages chain of vaudeville and movie theatres across the U.S. and Canada) in Dawson City, Yukon.

“Of course,” Whitstable smiled, “you’ve probably heard about the claim made by a TV show called The Canadians in which it was said that the real Klondike Kate was actually a woman called Katherine Ryan who lived the adventures that Kathleen Rockwell borrowed for her own use.”

“I’ve heard that, yes,” Dracul acknowledged.

“Well this film which I’ve had authenticated by various film experts shows us indeed who was the real Klondike Kate in action with future motion picture theatre mogul Alexander Pantages,” said Whitstable in dramatic fashion.

After watching the reel of film (which would probably be considered soft porn by today’s movie standards), Dracul turned to Whitstable and said, “The real Klondike Kate was a vampiress.”

“So it would appear,” Whitstable lit a cigarette in a manner more reminiscent of the Smoking Man than Fox Mulder.

“She certainly bit him with her fangs and sucked his blood but she doesn’t seemed to have killed him or turned him into a vampire,” Dracul reflected, “if Pantages had become a vampire, he might have been able to beat that phony rape charge that Joseph Patrick Kennedy Sr. orchestrated against him in 1929 in his effort to destroy a motion picture rival.”

“Yes, a vampire would have made minced meat out of a slime ball like Kennedy,” Whitstable agreed.

“Any idea who this vampiress is?” Dracul asked.

“I’ve determined that her name was Katherine Van Dusen and she was apparently turned into a vampiress at a Wild West saloon called The Wild Tomatoes and Mushroom Saloon in the town of Hayden Colorado back in the early 1880s,” Whitstable explained, “and the rumour which I’ve been unable to verify was that she was turned into a vampiress by Count Dracula himself.”

“The Wild Tomatoes and Mushroom Saloon?” Dracul recognized the name from conversations he had with Dr. Cadbury Rocher, “Do you happen to know the name of the proprietress of this saloon?”.

“Sherrielock Holmes,” Whitstable answered.

Meanwhile Dr. Cadbury Rocher was having dinner with Dracula at the Savoy Hotel in London.

“Did I ever tell you that my great-grandmother is still alive?” Dr. Rocher picked up sirloin steak on his fork, “She’s immortal but she isn’t a vampiress.”

“Really? What’s her name?” Dracula asked over his roast beef and Yorkshire pudding.

“Sherrielock Holmes,” Dr. Rocher answered.

Dracula’s face turned as white as the table cloth prior to his dumping gravy all over it at the mention of Sherrielock’s name.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday January 28th
2018.

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