A Darwinian Pox

May 18, 2022 at 10:21 pm (Aesthetics, Vampire novel) (, , )

Pan Goatee signs autographs on pineapples in a grocery store

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was walking downtown when a repulsive looking uglo tried to pass him on the sidewalk.

Goatee beheaded the uglo and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

Krampus dutifully carried the uglo’s remains down to Tartarus.

Later as he tried to catch a bus back home, a really super super repulsively pathetically ugly fat ugly blimp was waiting at the same stop.

The repulsive uglo’s name was She Who Consumes Too Many Buffalo Steaks On An Hourly Basis.

Goatee beheaded the fat repulsive uglo and cut her up into 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trilion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 rillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x ad infinitum etc. etc. pieces.

There was an almost infinite number of atoms, sub-atoms and sub-particles for Krampus to carry down to Tartarus.

Pan Goatee caught the C-Train LRT home instead.

Later he was walking towards a neighbourhood grocery store when a fat ugly blimp walked in front of him to enter an Auto Parts store.

Goatee beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces remarking, “I imagine the springs on your automobile probably went kaput due to your enormous weight.”

Krampus carried both the fat ugly blimp’s remains and the flat as a pancake automobile down to Tartarus.

. . .

There are currently 30 cases of Monkeypox virus in Europe, 13 in the Canadian province of Quebec and one in the city of Boston Massachusetts in the U.S.

The demon Bideninus (a demon who definitely wasn’t very bright) wondered underneath his burning Dunce cap if Bill Gates had invested any money in a Monkeypox vaccine.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday May 18th
2022.

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Pan Goatee Beheads A Most Obnoxious and Repulsive Fat Ugly Blimp While Zeus Encounters Loki

April 28, 2022 at 9:36 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Krampus was tonight’s demon of honour at a Klaus Schwab World Economic Forum Demonic Celebrity Roast

The ghost of Red Buttons was doing his stand-up routine, “Some of the most famous diabolical figures in history never got a dinner.
The serpent who said to Eve, “Would you like an apple?” never got a dinner.
Mephistopheles who said to Faust “Would you like a piece of tail?” never got a dinner.
Baphomet who still has trouble figuring out what gender and what species he is never got a dinner.”

Krampus who was eating some curried goats’ legs hoped he wouldn’t be called away to pick up the pieces after yet another Pan Goatee aesthetic crusade.

But the best laid hope of demons like the best laid plans of mice and men often go astray.

As the ghost of Robbie Burns played the bag pipes outside the White House, the evil Norse god Loki was boasting to senile old fool Joe Biden about his latest repulsive and uglo progeny.

“Loki, I think I dropped my keys very low,” said Biden as his Executive Gold Plated washroom key fell into his Depends diapers.

Meanwhile on a Calgary Public Transit bus, a really obnoxious and repulsive fat ugly blimp was making everybody on the bus miserable.

She kept jumping out of her seat as if she had ants in her pants.

The really repulsive fat ugly blimp was trying to figure out what stop she should get off at because the stupid uglo hadn’t figured it out ahead of time.

She went and asked a woman a few seats up, “Where should I get off?”.

The woman told the fat ugly blimp to get off at the stop after her.

Pan Goatee was sitting at a seat minding his own business.

The fat ugly blimp should have got off at the door closest to her.

Instead being the thoroughly obnoxious and inconsiderate creature that she was, the fat ugly blimp (daughter of Loki and a fat ugly walrus who had died her hair red) went up to get off at the door right across from Pan Goatee.

“You fat ugly blimp,” Goatee said to her, “you fat ugly freak.”

The fat ugly blimp was taken aback as she had never met anyone who called a spade a spade before.

Goatee’s friend Jarod Jerome Le Gnome punched the fat ugly blimp in the face 999 trillion times.

When Le Gnome had finished using his boxing skills on the uglo, Goatee took out his astral laser machete and beheaded the obnoxious and repulsive fat ugly blimp.

He then cut her up into 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x ad infinitum x etc. etc.

Krampus was called away from his dinner just as Klaus Schwab was delivering the toast.

He picked up the obnoxious and repulsive fat ugly blimp’s remains and carried them down to Tartarus.

Loki meanwhile had left the White House and had teleported (he had bought Scotty the Scottish engineer’s Star Trek teleporter machine at an auction a couple of weeks ago) to Calgary to see how his progeny were doing.

He was informed by his son the Midgard World Serpent Jormungandr (who was drinking Jagermeister) that Goatee had just killed another one of his (Loki’s) progeny.

Loki burst into tears.

Meanwhile Zeus the king of the Olympians (who was very horny towards beautiful women) was getting sick of Loki populating the earth with uglos.

He sent a thunderbolt at the evil Norse god killing him instantly.

It looks like Ragnarok would be postponed for awhile.

“Ragnarok, yes, but not Armageddon,” said the Hebrew Abaddon (in Greek Apollyon) the Destroyer who rose out of the bottomless pit.

-A vampire novel chapter
Written Thursday April 28th
2022.

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Pan Goatee Beheads Evil Norse God Loki

April 25, 2022 at 10:01 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

The evil Norse god Loki after having been beheaded and dismembered by the genetically created classical Greek mythological satyr Pan Goatee is brought back from the dead by Dr. Anthony Fauci and a voodoo witch doctor only to die at the hands of Heimdall at the Battle of Ragnarok

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was listening to British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Monday night podcast.

Said Renfield, “Yesterday on Eastern Orthodox Sunday, Joe Biden’s cerebrally challenged Secretary of State Antony Blinken and his pronoun challenged Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin flew to Kyiv to meet with Ukrainian President Volodomyr Zelenskiy. This meeting could prove disastrous for the Ukrainian people given the Biden Administration’s innate inability to win a war or win a peace or win anything else for that matter (except when it comes to massive cheating and fraud in a U.S. Presidential election)…”

When the podcast was over, Michelangelo drifted off to sleep where he had a dream (or was it a vision?) of genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee battling the evil Norse god Loki (progenitor of the pathetically and repulsively ugly white women of Calgary).

In the battle the mighty Goatee beheaded the evil Loki and cut him up into the exact number of pieces that matched the exact number of inches and centimeters combined across the entire Universe.

“Math is a wonderful thing,” Odin commented as he licked a popsicle.

Krampus arrived to carry the remains of the despicable Loki down to Tartarus.

Unfortunately for humanity, the evil Dr. Anthony Fauci and an evil voodoo witch doctor named Dr. Blinken Austin brought Loki back from the dead (using trillions and trillions of research dollars (that shocked the ghost of Carl Sagan) that Biden printed up to accomplish the feat pushing America further into debt and massive inflation) and once again the villainous wretch was once again walking the face of the Earth.

Meanwhile tonight over in the City of Calgary (the site of Loki’s demonic and diabolical mating experiments), Pan Goatee had gone for an evening walk when he encountered a fat ugly blimp approaching him on the sidewalk so the satyr beheaded her and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

Later the satyr walked into a Dollarama store to see if there were any items he needed.

While standing in one of the aisles Goatee looked to see if he could buy a jar of Instant Coffee.

There was no Instant Coffee.

Whereas a couple of weeks ago there were plenty of jars and now they were all gone.

A supply chain crisis that senile old fool Joe Biden would no doubt blame on Vladimir Putin’s invasion of Ukraine.

As he stood in the aisle, a fat ugly blimp customer gazed down the aisle at him.

Goatee put his astral laser machete into AUTO KILLER mode and threw it down the aisle at the fat ugly blimp.

It beheaded the uglo and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces before returning to Goatee.

Goatee selected some other items and went up to the cashier.

There was only one other customer in front of him although the bozo seemed to be having trouble figuring out how to tap his debit card on to the scanner.

As the bozo was failing on his 999 trillionth attempt to try to tap his debit card on to the scanner- another cashier- a fat ugly blimp- arrived on the scene and bellowed (in cow like fashion), “I can help whoever’s next.”

Goatee wasn’t going to be served by someone that fat and ugly so he put his astral laser machete into AUTO KILLER mode and threw it at the uglo.

The machete beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x ad infinitum x ROTFLMFAO ! x etc. etc. pieces.

Goatee was so angry that he went back and left his basket in one of the aisles and left the store without buying anything.

As the satyr exited, he noticed the bozo was still having trouble figuring out how to tap his debit card on to the scanner so Pan put his astral laser machete into AUTO KILLER mode and threw it at the bozo where it promptly beheaded the moron and cut him up into 999 trillion pieces.

The idiot would never ever have to worry about figuring out how to tap a debit card on to a scanner again.

Meanwhile over at the Vatican in Rome, Pope Francis decided not to meet Patriarch Kirill of Moscow after his Aleister Crowley blessed tarot card deck told him not to.

-Written Monday April 25th 2022.

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Pan Goatee Beheads More Uglos While Arnold Schwarzenegger Meets His End In Michelangelo’s Vision

April 12, 2022 at 9:56 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Krampus the demon dreams of beheading the demon Baphomet in a boxing ring

Following a boxing match in which his favourite boxer the living dead zombie boxer Gordon the Black Donnelly (of the infamous Black Donnelly clan of 19th Century Lucan Ontario) wins the Heavyweight Boxing Championship of the World, Krampus then stepped into the ring and beheaded the transgendered demon goat human freak Baphomet (who along with the demons Baal and Moloch was one of the patron demons of the U.S. Democratic Party).

Krampus then woke up.

It had all been a dream (and Baphomet’s nightmare).

His alarm went off.

His friend the genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee must have just beheaded and dismembered another uglo.

Pan Goatee was in downtown Calgary when he saw a really repulsive looking fat ugly blimp step on to a down escalator.

“You ugly looking spawn of the freak Baphomet and the Big Bang’s pompous pseudointellectual Sheldon Cooper’s fat ugly blimp of a girlfriend and later wife,” Goatee raised his astral laser machete, “you’re really going down.”

The satyr threw his machete in boomerang fashion.

The machete beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

The ugly looking spawn of the freak Baphomet and the Big Bang’s pompous pseudointellectual Sheldon Cooper’s fat ugly blimp of a girlfriend and later wife was now dead.

Krampus arrived to pick up the remains.

Later Pan Goatee caught the bus home.

A repulsive thin ugly looking stoat and her moronic girlfriend came and sat down across from the satyr.

Goatee immediately beheaded the thin ugly stoat and cut her up into 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x ad infinitum etc. etc. pieces.

The great Irish-Jewish American science-fiction writer George Finneganburg was trying to use an ancient Chinese abacus to keep track of the pieces.

“I wish I had the world famous cellist Tina Guo beside me helping me keep track,” Finneganburg sighed.

The world famous cellist Tino Guo sat down beside him in her sexy metallic leather mini dress.

“Maybe there really is a God,” Finneganburg was starting to reconsider his atheistic inclinations.

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was having a vision (or was it a dream) of various bozos getting their panties in a knot because of a sixth wave of Covid-19 (what generations prior to 2019 had called the common cold/flu).

One of those bozos getting his panties in a knot was former California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger.

“I can’t get into my panties,” the former bodybuilder complained to his pet goat.

He then made a video calling for compulsory lockdowns, compulsory masking and compulsory DeathVaxx vaccinations for everyone.

He then ended his video by telling American citizens and citizens of the world to “Screw your freedom.”

No sooner had the video ended than Schwarzenegger found his house invaded by British MP Renfield R. Renfield and his personal British Army brigade of Gurkhas.

Said Renfield, “Now that you’ve stepped into your father’s shoes, we found your dad’s old World War II Army uniform.”

The Gurkhas then fitted the ex-husband of Maria Shriver (and current husband of the former California governor’s pet goat) into his dad’s Austrian SS Army uniform.

Once he was in the uniform, a rope was put around Schwarzenegger’s neck and the rope was pulled to the ceiling while Schwarzenegger had his dad’s shoes (that he was wearing on his feet) placed atop a very tall stool.

The stool had a sign attached to it that said KICK ME.

“By the way,” Renfield smiled, “you won’t be back.”

The British MP then kicked the stool.

The Ex-Terminator was now exterminated.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday April 12th
2022.

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Pan Goatee Beheads More Uglos While Alberta’s Neo-Fascist Tyrant Premier Jason Kenney Hopes For A Joe Biden Like Victory In Mail-In Ballots

April 8, 2022 at 11:18 pm (Aesthetics, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Krampus the demon goat of Austria-Hungary and Bavaria joins genetically created satyr Pan Goatee the world’s greatest living philosophical authority on aesthetics and beauty in tonight’s vampire novel chapter

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was leaving the grocery store with a bottle of lemonade when a repulsively ugly woman and her moronic husband entered the store.

Goatee beheaded them both and cut them up into 999 trillion pieces each.

Krampus the demon goat of Austria-Hungary and Bavaria showed up with a portable high definition television attached to his forehead where he was watching a heavyweight boxing match between Gordon The Black Donnelly (who was related to the infamous Black Donnelly clan of 19th Century Lucan Ontario) the world’s first living dead zombie boxer and a Top 10 world ranked opponent.

He then carried the remains of uglo and moron down to Tartarus as he cheered Gordon The Black Donnelly on in the 1st round.

Goatee was on his way home when he encountered a really super repulsively ugly woman and her moronic husband.

The satyr beheaded the really super repulsive uglo and cut her up into 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x ad infinitum etc. etc. etc. pieces.

He also beheaded the moron and cut him up into 999 trillion pieces.

Krampus with HD television set attached to his forehead arrived cheering on Gordon the Black Donnelly in the 2nd round against his opponent and carried the remains down to Tartarus.

Goatee walked a little further and came across another uglo with her moronic boyfriend.

Pan beheaded both uglo and moron and cut them up into 999 trillion pieces.

As if on cue, Krampus arrived with HD television set still attached to his forehead and cheered on Gordon the Black Donnelly in the 3rd round against his opponent while he carried the remains down to Tartarus.

Goatee continued to walk along when he suddenly saw a fat ugly blimp enter a fenced park area and then frighten a whole bunch of four legged dogs who were being walked on leashes.

Goatee threw his astral laser machete in non-Uncle Ernie style Australian boomerang fashion where it beheaded the fat ugly blimp two legged dog and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

Krampus with HD television set still attached to his forehead arrived on scene (this time riding a pair of roller skates) and cheered on Gordon the Black Donnelly in the 4th round against his opponent while carrying the fat ugly blimp’s remains down to Tartarus.

. . .

Alberta’s fat slob Neo-Fascist tyrant Premier Jason Kenney was to have faced a leadership review (of his incompetent and totalitarian inclined leadership of Alberta’s United Conservative Party) in the City of Red Deer, Alberta, Canada this weekend.

However Kenney bent the rules to change the vote to a mail-in ballot where the pudgy puffter Premier (as he was called by Edmonton based noted Canadian historian and archivist Jack Morrow) was hoping to pull a Joe Biden and win the leadership through a stuffed mail-in ballot approach (the same way that the Depends wearing senile old fool in the White House Oval Office stole the 2020 U.S. Presidential election from Donald Trump).

For this change in leadership vote tactics, Kenney relied on the advice of the evil Irish leprechaun Norman Reilly Ripley O’Ripper.

The evil Irish leprechaun Norman Reilly Ripley O’ Ripper had been the pudgy puffter Premier Jason Kenney’s supernatural advisor ever since the Covid-1984 plandemic had been declared by the pro-Communist World Health Organization (WHO) back in March of 2020.

Norman Reilly Ripley O’ Ripper was the major shareholder in the Irish Bates Motel in the City of Killarney, Ireland.

The Irish Bates Motel was also the same motel which received more complaints about its showers than any other motel in Ireland.

It was said that the evil Irish leprechaun Norman Reilly Ripley O’ Ripper had an unhealthy relationship with his mother.

The same also could be said of course for Alberta’s pudgy puffter Premier Jason Kenney and his mother.

Alberta’s pudgy puffter Premier Jason Kenney was in the bathtub playing with his pink rubber ducky named Mr. Nubbs.

The evil Irish leprechaun Norman Reilly Ripley O’ Ripper was watching on television the world’s first living dead zombie boxer Gordon The Black Donnelly battle his #10 in the world ranked Heavyweight Boxing opponent.

“Believe it or not,” Ripley shouted in the direction of the bathroom, “Gordon the Black Donnelly knocked out his opponent in the 8th round.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday April 8th
2022.

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Pan Goatee Beheads Fat Ugly Blimp While Howard Cosell’s Ghost Comments

April 7, 2022 at 10:08 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sports, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Krampus left to pick up the pieces after a beheading and dismemberment spree by Pan Goatee

Ghost of Howard Cosell: Good afternoon, ladies and gents. Today we’re following one of the world’s most charming and beloved gentlemen the genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee. Watch as he boards a bus in the City of Calgary a city definitely not noted for its female pulchritude. Quite the antithesis in fact. And that has to be the greatest understatement of the last 1000 years.

Pan Goatee boards the bus and lo and behold! sitting in the front seat is a fat ugly blimp.

Ghost of Howard Cosell: Egad! What a disgusting and repulsive gargantuan spectacle of absolute hideousness! That makes me want to puke my guts out. (Barfs into the nearby waste basket) The heroic Pan Goatee raises his heroic astral laser machete- Excalibur X Infinity and Beyond – and beheads the fat ugly blimp. Her head rolls on to the floor and causes an earthquake. Goatee now cuts up the fat ugly blimp’s elephantine sized body (Hannibal of Carthage would never have used an elephant this ugly) into 999 trillion x infinity and beyond pieces.

Krampus arrives to pick up the blimp’s remains and take them down to Tartarus.

Ghost of Howard Cosell: Goatee is now going to get off the bus. Oops! An ugly thin looking stoat tries to get out the door in front of him. Well there goes her airhead rolling on to the floor. She’s now cut up into 999 trillion pieces. And now this commercial message from PBS. The great Irish-Jewish American science-fiction writer George Finneganburg recommends everybody study Math.

Goatee then gets off the bus and boards the notorious C-Train heading west.

A few blocks later he gets off the C-Train.

A stupid and ugly looking medium sized ugly gargoyle tries to get in his way as he walks along the platform.

Ghost of Howard Cosell: There goes the gargoyle’s head. She was obviously even too ugly to be included among the gargoyles to grace Paris’ Notre Dame Cathedral. Quasimodo the Hunchback of Notre Dame would have been ringing the bells with his spewing vomit rather than his pulling hands had that ugly looking creature been put atop Notre Dame Cathedral.

Goatee then cuts up the medium sized gargoyle into 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond etc. etc. x 999 trillion x 999 trillion ad infinitum.

The great Irish-Jewish American science-fiction writer George Finneganburg then gives a public service announcement endorsing the study of physics as necessary for putting a man on the moon.

An admirer of Adolf Hitler and a believer in the flat earth theory objects so Pan Goatee cuts his head off remarking, “This will put an end to the Hitler debate once and for all.”

Goatee then went to a social agency where there was a public phone available for their clients to use.

Someone was on the phone so Goatee went for a walk for half an hour.

He came back and the idiot was still on the phone.

So he went for another walk for half an hour.

When he got back, the idiot was still on the phone so Goatee beheaded him and cut him up into 999 trillion pieces.

The moron would never be a phone hog again.

Krampus picked up the phone hog’s body as well as the body of the AIDS infested scumbag and corrupt social and community housing worker Mark of The Beast Alexander who had just been slowly bodily dismembered by the Egyptian god Anubis who did so without the use of anesthetic on the screaming and whining piece of shit.

Pan Goatee then went for a walk around a downtown mall where once again various types of ugly women tried to get in his way so he beheaded and dismembered them all.

Later that evening Goatee went for a walk to his neighbourhood dollar store to buy some items where a couple of ugly women were also present.

So he beheaded and dismembered them both.

The ghost of Howard Cosell meanwhile was talking to the ghost of the great American boxer Muhammad Ali.

“I’m going to win my next fight,” said Ali.

“When and where will you be fighting next?” Cosell asked.

“I’ll be fighting in Ukraine,” Ali answered, “I’ll be kicking Vladimir Putin’s ass.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday April 7th
2022.

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Krampusnacht 2021

December 5, 2021 at 10:28 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

The Austro-Hungarian and Bavarian demon goat Krampus followed by two black cats named Naughty and Nacht

Santa Claus’ personal barber Tiny Tony the elf was watching the news on his television set in his North Pole barber shop (where his outside barber pole was the North Pole).

News was coming in from around the world.

George Soros, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Bill Gates, Xi Jinping (whose puppet organization the WHO named the latest Covid-19 variant Omicron (an anagram for “moronic”) rather than Xi the next letter in the Greek alphabet) and World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab had all been placed in the sack of Krampus the Austro-Hungarian and Bavarian demon goat where he’d carry them down to Tartarus.

The CEOs of Facebook, Twitter, Google and YouTube had likewise been placed in the sack to be whisked down to Tartarus.

As Krampus carried the howling screaming masterminds behind the Covid-19 plandemic in his sack past the remains of an old 1970s discoteque, this song was played by a disc jockey’s ghost, “Burn, baby, burn, disco inferno…”

Which of course was going to be the fate of Soros, Fauci, Gates, Xi, Schwab and the social media tech giant CEOs.

The North Pole News then did a story from Athens, Greece from yesterday where a Greek Orthodox priest named Father Ioannis Diotis had shouted at Jorge Mario Bergoglio as he entered the Orthodox Archbishopric in Athens, “Pope, you are a heretic.”

A well roasted looking ghost of the 1st Century Gnostic heretic Cerinthus (from whom Saint John the Apostle had once fled a Roman bath house upon seeing Cerinthus) remarked, “I cannot disagree.”

The next story was from Los Angeles California where late night TV talk show host and alleged so-called comedian Stephen Colbert had a cream pie thrown in his face by an invisible entity (whom some Harvey Wallbanger drinking individuals claimed was a 6 foot 8 tall purple bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears) after attending a Temple of Moloch worship service (the Temple of Moloch was one of the few religious institutions allowed to operate under California Gov. Gavin Newsom’s draconian Covid-19 lockdowns).

While fying on a magic cat litterbox ride over the Eiffel Tower in Paris, Krampus’ sack was intercepted by the fallen Archangel Mephistopheles.

Mephistopheles cut the sack open to let the gang of evil psychopaths go.

For they were all of vital importance to fulfilling Hell’s agenda.

Pope Francis got down on his knees and thanked his God of Surprises when he heard the evil psychopaths were released.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday December 5th
2021.

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Satyrs and Ravens and Fools and Pookas and Who Will Rule The World?

October 26, 2021 at 11:12 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was waiting at a light to cross the street to go to a McDonald’s.

When the light changed, a fat ugly blimp began crossing the street from the opposite direction.

From a car could be heard a man’s voice that sounded like a cross between an Irish lilt and an Eastern European rabbi’s accent.

The voice called for the Void to send Pan Goatee.

Goatee had already struck beheading the fat ugly blimp and cutting her up into 999 trillion pieces.

Krampus the demon goat arrived to pick up the pieces.

A Taoist scholar stood at an another street corner explaining the relationship between God and Heaven and the void.

Two Soros-Gates-Fauci operatives sat in a seedy vehicle in front of a seedy used car lot.

“Maybe we should kill this satyr for killing so many of Dr. Fauci’s prized ugly looking creations,” one operative said to the other.

The Norse god Odin’s two ravens Huginn and Muninn flew through the open window of the car and pecked out the four eyes of the two operatives.

. . .

In Washington DC this evening the idiotic New Age Earth Mother Goddess Gaia worshipping Patriarch of Constantinople Bartholomew (who was often given the raspberry he so richly deserved by Patriarch Kirill of Moscow) had met with senile old fool Joe Biden at the White House.

Bartholomew in meeting the brainless mainstream media press afterwards had described Biden as a “man of vision and faith”.

As soon as the words “man of vision and faith” were spoken, a 6 foot 8 tall Welsh pooka purple bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears named Harvey Tallbanger (who was invisible to all except those people who were drinking Harvey Wallbangers) threw a pumpkin pie in Patriarch Bartholomew’s face.

The pumpkin pie had on it the words written in whipped cream HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE AN IDIOT?

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of Buckingham Palace in ruins.

Standing outside the gates of the ruined palace were Her Majesty the Queen (who was weeping) and the ghost of American singer Johnny Cash.

Johnny Cash sang on his guitar this song,

“Soon you’ll have to decide who you want to be your King?
Will it be Jesus? Will it be Lucifer?
Jesus will take you to Heaven,
Lucifer will take you to Hell.
World governments, Dr. Fauci and the Pope
want you to worship Lucy in The Sky With Diamonds.
But it’s for you to decide who to worship.
Will it be Jesus? Will it be Lucifer?
Just remember that old Vaxx contains a lot of Death
That old Vaxx contains a lot of Death
And Jesus never got along with Death
Remember the empty tomb
and don’t fall for immortal doom.

Transhumanist promises resemble that old Serpent’s promises
On that long ago tree in Eden,
“You shall not surely die”
and
“You shall be as gods”.
All lies. All lies.
As my old friends Art and Paul once wrote,
“All lies and jest, still a man hears what he wants to hear
and disregards the rest.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday October 26th
2021.

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Bloodthirsty Mad Scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci and Satanic Antipope Bergoglio

October 25, 2021 at 10:58 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee had gone to downtown Calgary today.

He hadn’t been there since March 2020 when the plandemic struck.

He needed to get a bank statement from the branch where he had opened his account 5 years ago.

The streets of downtown Calgary were totally deserted except for the occasional ugly looking woman strolling about.

An acquaintance of his the great Irish Jewish science-fiction writer George Finneganburg might think this was only his writer’s imagination.

But it was perfectly true.

The streets were deserted except for the occasional ugly looking woman (subjects of Soros-Gates-Fauci genetic experiments involving genetic hybridization of male humans with sasquatch sperm injected female walruses creating a new creature the Female Noeticus Repulsivius Uglius).

It was the worst of all possible dystopian nightmares.

Already the philosopher Leibniz was hitting his head on an anvil down in the Underworld of Hades for making such a colossally stupid original statement.

Truly a horror sci-film.

An empty downtown city landscape where only repulsively ugly looking women lurked and who were dispatched to Tartarus by a heroic satyr from the pages of Greek mythology via the methods of beheading and bodily dismemberment (× 999 trillion).

The Austro-Hungarian and Bavarian demon Krampus arrived to pick up the pieces and take them down to Tartarus.

If George Finneganburg had been in the dystopian streets of Calgary this day he’d have got down on his knees and thanked the Void for sending Pan Goatee.

. . .

Further evidence had come to light about the bloodthirsty mad scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci who was so beloved and was the darling of the brainless mainstream media.

Fauci through the NIH had funded a recent experiment in Tunisia in which lab technicians placed sedated beagles’ heads in mesh cages and allowed starved sand flies to feast on them alive.

During the experiments, researchers had severed the vocal cords of the beagles to silence their cries of pain.

Dr. Anthony Fauci was indeed little more than a cross between Dr. Josef Mengele and Dr. Victor Frankenstein.

. . .

At the Vatican today Cubans who wished for an end to Cuba’s Communist dictatorship had come to the Vatican to ask Pope Francis for his help and intercession.

Instead Francis locked the liberty loving Cubans out of Mass at Saint Peter’s Basilica.

Then when they showed up in Saint Peter’s Square draped in the flag of a free Cuba, Jose Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) ordered Vatican police to arrest them.

The ghost of Fidel Castro dropped by to congratulate satanic antipope Bergoglio for his efforts.

“You’re quite welcome, Comrade Fidel,” His Unholiness answered with a glint in his eye.

Francis had also on this day (the Feast Day of Saints Crispin and Crispinian when England’s King Henry V won the Battle of Agincourt in 1415 and when Charles Martel had won the Battle of Tours in 732) announced the appointment of population control fanatic and World Economic Forum economist Jeffrey Sachs to the Pontifical Academy of Social Sciences.

The well roasted looking ghost of Thomas Malthus appeared to Francis to congratulate him on the Sachs appointment.

This was followed by the well roasted looking ghost of Rodrigo Borgia Pope Alexander VI who mentioned to Francis that while he Alexander VI had been an extremely bad and wicked Pope, at least he did validly and legitimately occupy the papal office.

Borgia Pope Alexander VI told Bergoglio that he Francis was a satanic antipope who had usurped his way to the throne of Peter.

Borgia’s statement pissed off Bergoglio no end.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday October 25th
2021.

The 1950s decade of Ava Gardner: The good old days when dogs weren’t subject to the torturous Frankenscience medical experiments of the evil Dr. Anthony Fauci and his NIH

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Pan Goatee Beheads More Uglos and Morons While Stalin’s Saints Keep Marching On

October 16, 2021 at 10:59 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was about to get off a bus.

A fellow with a stupid looking expression on his face beat him to the back door exit (the fellow was so stupid looking that Pan guessed he was probably a supporter of vaccine mandates).

Anyways when the green light went on, the fellow was too stupid to wave his hand in front of the spot that said WAVE HERE to open the door.

Goatee was finally forced to wave his hand in front of the spot while the idiot in front of him stood totally clueless.

As the idiot got off the bus and stood there looking stupid, an ugly looking woman (of the thin ugly looking stoat variety according to the Goatee Classification System of Facially Aesthetically Challenged Uglos) ran in front of Goatee to get on the bus Goatee just got off.

Goatee immediately beheaded the thin ugly stoat and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

He did the same to her moronic looking boyfriend who ran alongside her.

He beheaded the jerk with incredibly bad taste in women and cut him up into 999 trillion pieces.

Goatee then went after the stupid looking idiot who did not know how to get off a bus.

“If you had known how to get off a bus, bozo, or at least stepped aside until I got off in front of you, I wouldn’t have had the misfortune of having that ugly looking creature run in front of me,” Goatee pointed out, “If you’re too stupid to know how to ride a bus, then don’t ride a bus, asshole.”

Goatee then beheaded the idiot and cut him up into 999 trillion pieces.

The idiot would not be riding a bus ever again.

Goatee then rushed to get on the next bus.

A fat ugly blimp (on the Goatee Classification System of Facially Aesthetically Challenged Uglos) decided to walk past Goatee to go up to flirt with the bus driver.

The bus driver must not have been from Calgary originally because he turned down the fatso uglo’s flirtations.

The fat ugly blimp on her way to the back of the bus (where she should have stayed) found herself being beheaded by Pan Goatee and cut up into 999 trillion pieces.

Krampus the Austro-Hungarian and Bavarian demon goat arrived on the bus to carry the fat ugly blimp’s remains down to Tartarus.

“This is bringing back memories of why I’ve stopped riding the bloody Calgary Transit System,” Goatee commented, “Too many uglos and morons riding it.”

As Celine Dion used to sing, “It’s all coming back to me now…”

. . .

Celine Dion would not be singing the song My Heart Will Go On in the case of a 17-year-old Ontario hockey player Sean Hartman who died of a heart attack two weeks after receiving the vaccine jab against Covid.

Sean Hartman who had been playing hockey in Beeton, Ontario since he was 5 years old absolutely loved playing hockey.

But he wouldn’t be allowed to play hockey this season unless he got vaccinated.

So he got vaccinated and two weeks later he was dead.

At the same time, Public Health Ontario dryly released a report covering vaccination data from December 2020 to August 7th 2021 and dryly concluded “the highest reporting rate of myocarditis/pericarditis was observed in males age 18-24 years following second dose.”

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was having a vision of British MP Renfield R. Renfield overseeing the execution of New South Wales Chief Health Officer Dr. Kerry Chant by firing squad.

Dr. Kerry Chant was the ugly looking airhead who said, “A Covid-forever New World Order is the New Normal.”

Dr. Kerry Chant was wearing a hood over her head to prevent the firing squad from barfing all over the place which would have occurred if they saw her repulsively ugly and stupid looking face.

New South Wales would not have suffered any problems in the first place if Pan Goatee had been a citizen of that state.

Michelangelo applauded vigourously with his lobster claws as Dr. Kerry Chant was blown away to kingdom come by Renfield’s firing squad.

Meanwhile as a result of the massive vaccination campaign going on in the Neo-Maoist Neo-Stalinst Nazi Police State of Victoria in Australia, that state just got a new record of 2,297 new cases in a single day and 62.65% of those cases were among the double dosed.

Michelangelo sees people lining up to take the vaccine shot and as they do so, the Haitian Vodou spirit of Baron Samedi sings his own paraphrased version of an old New Orleans spiritual hymn,

“When Stalin’s saints come marching in,
When Stalin’s saints come marching in,
you better be, be, be in that number
When Stalin’s saints come marching in…”

Those lining up either keel over and die after getting the shot or turn into living dead zombies with their flesh falling off and wander the streets in search of brains.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday October 16th
2021.

Baron Samedi partying it up with a female disciple and singing, “When Stalin’s saints keep marching in…”

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