Saint Nicholas Night

December 6, 2022 at 11:10 pm (Culture, Detective story, Folklore, History, Mythology, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

  • A woman waits by the chimney on Saint Nicholas Night the evening of December 6th 1927
  • Nicole Iversen waited by a chimney on the evening of December 6th 1927.
  • Her father was Danish and her mother was Russian.
  • She had been born in Co₱enhagen in 19O5.
  • She, along with her ₱arents, had moved to the U.S. in 192O.
  • Her mother had been in contact with relatives in Russia and had come to fear that Leon Trotsky’s Soviet Red Army would move west and conquer all of Western Euro₱e including the Scandinavian countries.
  • So they moved to New York City in that year of 192O.
  • The ₱otential Soviet Red Army conquest of Western Euro₱e ended with the defeat of Soviet Red Army forces by ₱olish Chief of State and Army commander Marshal Josef ₱ilsudski during the Miracle On The Vistula at the Battle of Warsaw on August 16th 192O.
  • Of course at the time Mr. and Mrs. Iversen moved to New York City in early 192O, they had no way of knowing that the commander of the Army of a re-emergent nation (₱oland had arisen from the ₱ost World War I ashes of the Austro-Hungarian and Russian Em₱ires on November 22nd 1918) would defeat the vastly better equi₱₱ed and vastly greater man₱ower Soviet Red Army during the late summer of 192O.
  • Being half Russian, Nicole Iversen knew that the tradition of Saint Nicholas bringing ₱resents took ₱lace on the evening of December 6th (Saint Nicholas Night) rather than December 24th (Christmas Eve).
  • The tradition of Saint Nicholas bringing ₱resents on Christmas Eve originated with Santa Claus a Dutch-American version of Saint Nicholas (the original 4th Century bisho₱ of Myra in Asia Minor who lived from March 15th 27O AD to December 6th 343 AD) back in 19th Century New England.
  • But the original Eastern Euro₱ean tradition was Saint Nicholas brought ₱resents on the night of Saint Nicholas’ Day (December 6th).
  • In ₱arts of Western Euro₱e such as Bavaria, Austro-Hungary and the North and South Tyrol, Saint Nicholas delivered ₱resents on Saint Nicholas’ Eve (December 5th the evening before Saint Nicholas’ Day) which was also known as Kram₱usnacht or Kram₱us Night. Because on that night, Saint Nicholas was said to be accom₱anied by Kram₱us a goat demon. While Saint Nicholas brought gifts to good children, Kram₱us whi₱₱ed the bad children with his whi₱ and in some cases ₱ut them in huge sacks and carried them down to Hell.
  • But in the Russian Orthodox tradition, Saint Nicholas was said to bring ₱resents on the night of December 6th (the evening of his Feast Day).
  • However since the Russian Orthodox tradition followed the Julian calendar rather than the Gregorian calendar (which is a difference of 13 days), Saint Nicholas Night is celebrated on December 19th (on the Gregorian calendar) which is the traditional date for it to be celebrated on in most Slavic Eastern Orthodox Churches.
  • However since Nicole Iversen’s father was a Danish Lutheran, he celebrated Saint Nicholas Night on the evening of December 6th on the Gregorian calendar.
  • And since her mother had lived in the West, first in Denmark and then in America, she too celebrated Saint Nicholas Night (the evening in which Saint Nicholas brought gifts) on the evening of December 6th on the Gregorian calendar.
  • And so on this evening of December 6th 1927, a 22-year-old Nicole Iversen waited by a chimney on a roofto₱ for Saint Nicholas to show u₱.
  • And much to her sur₱rise, he did.
  • Although the bisho₱ who showed u₱ in a flying mechanical sleigh ₱ulled by 8 flying mechanical reindeer was Russian Orthodox Bisho₱ Nicholas of Tobolsk, Siberia, Russia who fled Russia after the Red October Bolshevik Revolution of 1917 and who now lived in exile in Athens Greece.
  • Bisho₱ Nicholas of Tobolsk was friends with an Athens based eccentric Greek inventor named Kristo₱heros Mylonas.
  • Mylonas had invented a mechanical sleigh and had 8 mechanical reindeer at the front of it.
  • The inventor wondered if it could fly.
  • Bisho₱ Nicholas of Tobolsk volunteered to see if he could fly it.
  • And he would try it on the Western Saint Nicholas Night (the evening of December 6th).
  • After ₱raying to God and asking for the ₱rayerful intersession of Saint Nicholas of Myra, Bisho₱ Nicholas of Tobolsk took off from an Athens roofto₱.
  • Kristo₱heros Mylonas’ contra₱tion could fly all right.
  • It reached the roofto₱ of a house in a small village in u₱state New York state where it was seen by Nicole Iversen.
  • -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter
  • written by Christo₱her
  • Tuesday December 6th
  • 2O22.

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  • Krampusnacht 2021

    December 5, 2021 at 10:28 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

    The Austro-Hungarian and Bavarian demon goat Krampus followed by two black cats named Naughty and Nacht

    Santa Claus’ personal barber Tiny Tony the elf was watching the news on his television set in his North Pole barber shop (where his outside barber pole was the North Pole).

    News was coming in from around the world.

    George Soros, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Bill Gates, Xi Jinping (whose puppet organization the WHO named the latest Covid-19 variant Omicron (an anagram for “moronic”) rather than Xi the next letter in the Greek alphabet) and World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab had all been placed in the sack of Krampus the Austro-Hungarian and Bavarian demon goat where he’d carry them down to Tartarus.

    The CEOs of Facebook, Twitter, Google and YouTube had likewise been placed in the sack to be whisked down to Tartarus.

    As Krampus carried the howling screaming masterminds behind the Covid-19 plandemic in his sack past the remains of an old 1970s discoteque, this song was played by a disc jockey’s ghost, “Burn, baby, burn, disco inferno…”

    Which of course was going to be the fate of Soros, Fauci, Gates, Xi, Schwab and the social media tech giant CEOs.

    The North Pole News then did a story from Athens, Greece from yesterday where a Greek Orthodox priest named Father Ioannis Diotis had shouted at Jorge Mario Bergoglio as he entered the Orthodox Archbishopric in Athens, “Pope, you are a heretic.”

    A well roasted looking ghost of the 1st Century Gnostic heretic Cerinthus (from whom Saint John the Apostle had once fled a Roman bath house upon seeing Cerinthus) remarked, “I cannot disagree.”

    The next story was from Los Angeles California where late night TV talk show host and alleged so-called comedian Stephen Colbert had a cream pie thrown in his face by an invisible entity (whom some Harvey Wallbanger drinking individuals claimed was a 6 foot 8 tall purple bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears) after attending a Temple of Moloch worship service (the Temple of Moloch was one of the few religious institutions allowed to operate under California Gov. Gavin Newsom’s draconian Covid-19 lockdowns).

    While fying on a magic cat litterbox ride over the Eiffel Tower in Paris, Krampus’ sack was intercepted by the fallen Archangel Mephistopheles.

    Mephistopheles cut the sack open to let the gang of evil psychopaths go.

    For they were all of vital importance to fulfilling Hell’s agenda.

    Pope Francis got down on his knees and thanked his God of Surprises when he heard the evil psychopaths were released.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Sunday December 5th
    2021.

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    Canada’s Throne Speech and Krampus Carries Off Vienna’s Cardinal Schonborn

    December 5, 2019 at 11:57 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, Religion, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

    Canada’s Throne Speech and Krampus Carries Off Vienna’s Cardinal Schonborn

    “So,” Amadeus asked his friend British MP Renfield R. Renfield, “Did you hear that after Justin Trudeau had finished making fun of Donald Trump at the Buckingham Palace reception the other night, he grabbed a box of opium laced catnip, came out to the Set Estate, gave the opium laced catnip to the Boss’ guard and watch cat Nefertiti Galore to send her off to La-La-Land and then proceeded to engage in mystical communion with the pot smoking desert cactus plant Strawberry Fields Forever?”.

    “I heard that,” Renfield acknowledged after he watched the garbage men sanitation engineers getting high after emptying the garbage cans containing Nefertiti Galore’s cat litter.

    “I assume that Justin then probably met his alien friend Gali-Gula the ET gray from Planet Nibiru who’s possessed by the spirit of the ancient Roman Emperor Caligula?” Amadeus ate his toast.

    “Harvey Tallbanger tells me that he did,” Renfield nodded, “Gali-Gula helped Trudeau write the Canadian Governor-General’s Speech From The Throne which was read today at the opening of the new session of the Canadian Parliament in Ottawa.”

    Amadeus read from the Canadian throne speech on his laptop the following words, “We all share the same space/time continuum on the same planetary spaceship.”

    “I think Justin was not the only one inhaling Strawberry Fields Forever’s exhaled pot smoke,” Renfield remarked, “Gali-Gula must have imbibed a great deal as well to pen that whopper of a line.”

    “Moving on to another subject,” Amadeus read to Renfield the following news item, “It was announced this past December 3rd that Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen who was 20th Century America’s greatest Roman Catholic evangelist and preacher has had his beatification ceremony postponed. He was supposed to be beatified this coming December 21st but the ceremony has been postponed. Apparently the first time in Church history that a beatification ceremony has been postponed. What’s up with that?”.

    “Apparently certain members of the USeless Conference of Catholic Bishops objected to Sheen being beatified,” Renfield replied.

    “Why would they object to Sheen being beatified?” Amadeus inquired.

    “Because Sheen was a staunch anti-Communist and what’s more he was truly intellectual and scholarly in his anti-Communism unlike most members of the John Birch Society. Therefore true Communists detested Sheen even more than they did the John Birch Society whom they just regarded as a bunch of “proletarian deplorables”. An elitist attitude still shared by 21st Century female Marxist candidates for President.”

    “You’re saying certain members of the USeless Conference of Catholic Bishops are Communists?” Amadeus was shocked.

    “Yes, either Communist or predatory homosexual (who sexually assault altar boys and young seminarians) or both,” Renfield nodded, “Sheen did not get along well with the predatory homosexual Archbishop of New York City Francis Cardinal Spellman. Hence Spellman’s modern day disciples among the USeless Conference of Catholic Bishops can’t stand Sheen either.”

    “Wow,” Amadeus shook his head.

    “Elizabeth Scalia an airheaded associate of the ludicrous Bishop Robert Barron who thinks Hitler, Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot are in Heaven since there’s nobody in Hell according to his Dare We Hope That All Are Saved? Theology (both Jesus of Nazareth and Raymond Red Reddington of The Blacklist could easily tell him “No.”) tried to say that Sheen himself was gay by calling him a “flouncy” in one of her Twitter tweets. She obviously never saw the episode of What’s My Line? where Archbishop Sheen as a guest easily charmed the women panelists. Most women can easily tell whether a man is gay or not unless of course they’re as stupid as Elizabeth Scalia.”

    “Who’s leading the USeless Conference of Catholic Bishops’ charge against Bishop Sheen’s beatification?” Amadeus inquired.

    “The spirit of Antichrist filled Archbishop of New York City Timothy Cardinal Dolan and the spirit of Antichrist filled Archbishop of Chicago Blaise Cardinal Cupich,” Renfield answered, “The usual suspects.”

    . . .

    Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol was walking the streets of Vienna the Austrian capital.

    He stood in front of Saint Stephen’s Cathedral in Vienna where recently a Baphomet worshipping music and dance concert was held there with the permission of Christoph Cardinal Schonborn the Archbishop of Vienna.

    As Whitstable stood there, he suddenly noticed Cardinal Schonborn himself walking down the street.

    Suddenly Krampus the infamous half-goat half demon who used to follow around the saintly bishop Saint Nicholas came down the street.

    Krampus was carrying his bag full of naughty individuals he was taking to Hell on this Krampusnacht (the evening of December 5th- the night before the Feast Day of Saint Nicholas which was December 6th).

    Krampus picked up Cardinal Schonborn with his hairy arms and threw him into his bag.

    He then went down a sewer no doubt on his way to Hell.

    Whitstable bought himself a candy cane from a street corner Santa Claus.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Thursday December 5th
    2019.


    The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec singing at a concert hall in Vienna while outside in the streets, Krampus is carrying Vienna’s screaming Archbishop Cardinal Schonborn in a bag on his way to Hell.

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    Krampus Takes A Paris Detour On Krampusnacht

    December 5, 2018 at 11:58 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, Poetry, Romance, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , )

    It was the night of Krampusnacht
    and all through the house
    in Austria and Bavaria
    and places thereabout
    The Austro-Bavarian demon/goat hybrid Krampus roamed
    the son of the Norse goddess Hel and Bucca Dhu
    Hel who was Loki’s daughter and the goddess ruler
    of the Norse underworld in Niflheim

    Bucca Dhu who was the Black Goat horned god of the winter months
    in Cornish witchcraft

    Hel came down from her frostbitten parts north of Thule, Hyperborea and Scandinavia
    And Bucca Dhu traveled east from the Cornish coast across the wild Cornish moors and east across England and then across the channel
    And northeastwards towards the Alps of Bavaria and Austria
    They met
    And they spent 40 days and 40 nights making out in various locales
    Austria, Bavaria, Croatia, the Czech Republic, Hungary, the South Tyrol region and the province of Trento in northern Italy, Slovakia and Slovenia
    The product of their union was Krampus whose name is derived from the German word krampen meaning claw

    Krampus is the demonic anti-Santa
    The entity who punishes bad children on Krampusnacht (the evening of December 5th) in the regions of Central Europe named above
    Just as Saint Nicholas rewards good children on Saint Nicholas’ Night
    (December 6th)
    Tonight however the cosmic powers that be
    Determined that Krampus must take a detour
    and drag screaming down to Hell
    The cougar chasing, mascara and make-up wearing, metrosexual elitist snob President of France Emmanuel Macron
    For the gods and goddesses of all the ancient religions loved Paris
    And thanks to Macron’s stupidity, Paris was burning
    And so Macron must be punished
    And the instrument of punishment: Krampus

    So Krampus pushed Macron into his black sack of coal
    and took him to Hell
    The underworld realm of Hades
    Where he was ferried across the River Styx by Charon
    And then bitten in the ass by the 3-headed dog Cerberus
    Kicked in the balls by Persephone the Queen of the Underworld
    And barfed on by Napoleon the 1st Emperor of the French

    He was then escorted to Tartarus by Krampus
    While there he passed one of the waiting rooms to Tartarus
    What looked to be an old schoolroom from the 1920s
    Where the immortal dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes
    the immortal twin sister of the great detective Sherlock Holmes
    had been hired by Hades for a week to give spankings to naughty boys
    prior to their entering Tartarus

    She had been hired temporarily to replace the 3 Furies (Erinyes)
    who had all come down with a bad case of the flu

    “Yes, yes!” Cried Macron as his mascara started running
    due to the heat of the nearby flames,
    “I need to be spanked by Sherrielock!”

    Krampus smiled sadistically and replied
    in a voice more sinister than that of the Soup Nazi on Seinfeld,
    “No Sherrielock for you!”.

    -A poem and vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    on Krampusnacht
    Wednesday December 5th
    2018.


    The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec hoping to convince Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing to join her in surpassing the Guinness Book of World Records world record for the most consecutive days and nights of continuously making out which is currently held by the Norse goddess Hel and the Cornish Black Goat horned god Bucca Dhu.

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    Krampusnacht 2017

    December 5, 2017 at 8:55 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

    Krampusnacht 2017

    The half-goat half-demon creature of the Christmas season Krampus (who might be thought of as the Anti-Saint Nicholas) was busy gathering up Canadian advertisers and putting them in coal sacks to carry them off to Hell as the commercials and TV ads shown on Canadian television this year of 2017 were the most depraved in history.

    The advertisers vigorously objected to their fate but Krampus ignored their pleas and put them in his sack anyways.

    Canada’s pot smoking and pot legalizing Prime Minister Justin Trudeau only escaped being put in a bag and being carried off to Hell by putting a lamp shade over his head and holding a sign in front of him that said I Don’t Pose For Selfies.

    . . .

    Russian President Vladimir Putin was pissed at the fact that the International Olympic Committee had banned his country from participating at next year’s Winter Olympics in Pyeongchang South Korea.

    “You should really do something about it,” said the demon Moloch who was appearing to Putin in the apparitional form of the Archangel Michael.

    “What should I do?” Putin ripped up a subpoena from U.S. Special Counsel Robert Mueller.

    “Who don’t you invade Israel?” Moloch as Michael suggested.

    “Why should I invade Israel?” Putin said while glancing at a Happy Hanukkah greeting card someone had sent him.

    “Why not?” Moloch as Michael shrugged.

    “I need a better reason than that,” Putin said as he ate a cracker with Black Sea caviar on it.

    “Your influence in the Middle East will soar out of this world,” Moloch smiled, “particularly in lieu of what looks like Donald Trump’s impending announcement that he’s going to recognize Jerusalem as Israel’s eternal undivided capital.”

    “You might have a point there,” Putin rubbed his chin in contemplative 🤔 fashion.

    . . .

    Renfield R. Renfield MP was having a caucus meeting with his fellow Transhumanist MP Morgana Fay Lee (the Welsh Vampiress Morgana) the MP for Newbridge in Wales.

    They were discussing the possibility of war in the Middle East in lieu of Trump’s announcement on the status of Jerusalem.

    “I suppose one good thing that might come out of it is Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan might sever relations with the U.S. if Trump goes ahead,” Renfield stated, “which means that the would be Ottoman Sultan would be kicked out of NATO.”

    A scream could be heard coming from the next room as a British Conservative MP accused of sexual harassment by dozens of women was thrown into Krampus’ bag.

    Renfield looked at the calendar and commented, “That’s right. It is Krampusnacht tonight isn’t it?”.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Tuesday December 5th
    2017.

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