Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka In Moscow

June 11, 2022 at 10:29 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka dressed as a Gypsy woman in Moscow

The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka was walking the streets of Moscow.

She was dressed as a Gypsy woman.

Although she was not an employee of the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit, she was a friend of both vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing and British MP Renfield R. Renfield.

As such she volunteered to get involved in Set Enterprises’ latest intelligence operation against Russian President Vladimir Putin.

Set Enterprises Intelligence agent Miriam Hasafa had managed to infiltrate the inner circle of Russian President Vladimir Putin.

And now Tanaka was hoping to ensnare a Chechen warlord and ally of Vladimir Putin named Ramzan Kadyrov who had recently threatened to invade Poland over its suport of Ukraine.

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had had a vision of Chechen warlord Ramzan Kadyrov as a young boy.

Apparently the young Ramzan had had sexual fantasies about the gypsy Esmeralda the gypsy heroine of Victor Hugo’s novel The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

So Tanaka stood across from a restaurant in Moscow that Ramzan Kadyrov frequented.

The Chechen warlord was inside.

When Kadyrov exited, he noticed Tanaka standing across the street.

He walked in her direction.

Like all narcissistic misogynistic assholes (although he would not be called as such by Justin Trudeau since he was not a Canadian Freedom Convoy trucker), he grabbed Tanaka and without asking, he kissed her on the lips.

She promptly stabbed him in the right buttock with a needle containing a fast acting Polish poison.

Ramzan Kadyrov fell to the ground dead.

Tanaka slipped away into the Moscow night.

And was not seen again until she returned safely to London.

The Russian FSB found Kadyrov’s body and immediately rushed him to the laboratory of Dr. Nicht Werhoffen (who had been the chief mad scientist for the East German Stasi but was now the chief mad scientist for the Russian FSB) to see if the doctor could bring Kadyrov back from the dead.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday June 11th
2022

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Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka At 1965 Salvador Dali Art Show

November 16, 2021 at 10:00 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka at 1965 Salvador Dali Art Show in New York City

The year was 1965.

The immortal Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka had been invited to attend a Salvador Dali Art Show at an exclusive Upper Park Avenue art gallery in New York City.

She wasn’t sure why she was invited but she flew from London to NYC to attend the show as Salvador Dali was considered one of the 20th Century’s greatest artists.

It turns out the show was guarded by FBI agents for some reason.

“I’d like to see your QR Code,” an FBI agent said to Tanaka as she was about to enter.

“What?” Tanaka looked at him strangely.

“Oops, sorry, wrong year,” said the FBI agent who was a time traveler from the future.

Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau, who was overseeing security for the show, hit the FBI agent over the head, “Moron.”

Tanaka entered the gallery.

The name of the show was VOYNICH AND THE NEW WORLD ORDER.

As she entered, she noticed New York Gov. Nelson Rockefeller in there glad handling the crowd.

Rockefeller’s slogan when he ran for President in 1968 was NEW WORLD ORDER.

But most people had forgotten that.

They thought New World Order was first mentioned by Skull and Bones CIA spook turned President George Herbert Walker Bush when he gave a speech to the U.S. Congress on September 11th 1990.

“What is this Voynich?” Tanaka asked the gallery’s owner.

“It is a mysterious manuscript written in an unknown language that is believed to go back to the late Middle Ages and early Renaissance period,” the owner explained, “It was said to have been examined by the famous 17th Century Jesuit polymath Athanasius Kircher who was unable to decipher it. The manuscript takes its name from a Polish antiquarian book dealer Wilfrid Voynich who purchased it from a Jesuit College in Rome in 1912. Our artist Salvador Dali was invited to examine the manuscript by its current owner. Dali examined the manuscript after being fed a supper of magic mushrooms by a strange character who’s here today. Calls himself Uncle Ernie.”

The owner pointed towards a strange individual who was going around carrying a plate of what he called “the most delectable white sugar laced donuts” who was offering it to people.

“And these paintings are based on images of what Salvador Dali saw within the Voynich Manuscript?” Tanaka inquired.

“They are,” the owner nodded.

The Lakota Sioux Princess Tananka in front of one of the Salvador Dali oil paintings based on images in the mysterious Voynich Manuscript.

Tanaka heard comments from some of the guests.

A man who claimed to be a CIA agent was bragging to Uncle Ernie while eating one of his delectable white sugar laced doughnuts, “We the Deep State shot Jack Kennedy. We’re going to shoot his younger brother Robert F. Kennedy as well if he doesn’t stop being so uppity.”

The FBI agent (who was a time traveler from the future) said, “The Deep State may have to do something about Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as well since he seems to be resisting it in 2020 and 2021.”

“Shut up you moron,” Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau once again slapped him.

“What strange guests,” The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka thought to herself.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday November 16th
2021.

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All Saints Day 1889

November 1, 2021 at 9:48 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

All Saints Day 1889

It was November 1st 1889.

London England.

Britain was at the height of her empire.

It looked as if that saying “The sun never sets on the Union Jack” would hold true forever.

But 60 years and two world wars later, all of that would come to an end.

And Britain would become an old decrepit lion.

A fading giant.

The title Great in Great Britain would seemingly become an anachronism.

Britain had bled to save the world from Nazism.

And its lifeblood would never be restored.

And Nazism itself would come back with a vengeance in 2020 and 2021.

A revised Nazi-Soviet Pact (originally signed in 1939 and broken in 1941) would emerge along with a released bat corona virus from the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

The new 4th Reich and USSR 2.0 would call itself the Great Reset.

These Neo-Fascists and Neo-Bolshevik Communists would Build Back Better.

The 3rd Reich’s slogan of Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein Fuhrer would be replaced by Planet, People, Prosperity as was presented at the Rome G-20 Summit on Sunday October 31st 2021.

It was a very scary Halloween indeed.

Halloween the Season of the Witch came head on during a Sunday that was considered the Feast of Christ the King on the old Roman Catholic Church Calendar (Coins thrown into the Fountain of Trevi on that day would become sinister looking Silver Shamrocks).

But the G-20 heads of state and heads of government would not be following Christ the King.

But the coming Antichrist who would synthesize the best (what 2019 and prior had considered the worst) of Fascism, Nazism and Communism.

But none of this mattered on All Saints Day November 1st 1889.

Technology had not yet reached the point where it would become a giant Hydra (later reduced to a nano hydra in a “vaccine”) that would strangle the soul and God-given image out of humanity.

The immortal Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka (who was working as a cashier in an antique and rare bookshop in London at this time period of 1889) was walking the streets of London when she saw some girls selling small branches and a crippled match boy selling matches.

She bought all the branches from the girls and told them to keep them all save one.

One she would give to her elderly neighbour.

Then she bought all the matches from the match boy and gave them back to him telling him to sell them again.

The same as she had with the girls and their branches.

A saintly act of compassion on All Saints Day 1889.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday November 1st
2021.

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Reblog of A Distant Mirror

August 4, 2021 at 10:34 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Gothic, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

It was on August 4th 1914 that the First World War began when Great Britain and her Empire declared war on Germany.

The evening before, August 3rd 1914, British Foreign Secretary Sir Edward Grey did everything he could to prevent war.

Sadly he didn’t succeeed.


The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka

Dracul Van Helsing

A Distant Mirror

The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka standing in front of a mirror in her London apartment over a 100 years ago.

Back in 1912, the immortal Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka had obtained a job as a stenographer to Britain’s Foreign Secretary Sir Edward Grey.

Grey’s career as UK Foreign Secretary lasted exactly 11 years from December 10th 1905 to December 10th 1916.

When Sir Edward Grey went to receive his seals of office as Foreign Secretary from King Edward VII on December 11th 1905, a dense fog hung over London; a fog so thick that Grey had to use the pavement kerb to feel his way from Buckingham Palace back to the Foreign Office.

Eleven years to the day, he was back at the Palace, this time to relinquish his seals of office to King George V.

And London was once again shrouded in fog.

It was as…

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Tanaka and The Unfinished Orson Welles Film Noir

June 9, 2021 at 10:39 pm (Film, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Movies, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

The immortal Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka: As she appeared in a scene in Orson Welles’ unknown and unfinished Film Noir movie The Feather Casts A Giant Shadow

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was sitting in the living room of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s colossal London mansion and enjoying a fine single malt Scotch whisky as he engaged in conversation with the ghost of Orson Welles.

Renfield was telling Welles how he had run into the immortal Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka yesterday in a London park and how she had played the most beautiful melody on a beautiful vintage classical lyre.

“Tanaka had once visited Los Angeles in 1946 and she appeared as the heroine in a Film Noir movie I was directing at the time The Feather Casts A Giant Shadow,” Welles reflected over a good spectral glass of spectral red wine, “A film I was sadly unable to finish because it was shut down on orders of the studio heads.”

“How did Tanaka become immortal anyways?” Renfield inquired.

“She had apparently ridden a rare legendary ghost white buffalo back in the late 1870s and it is said that whoever rides a ghost white buffalo becomes immortal,” Welles explained, “And in Tanaka’s case, that turned out to be true.”

“What was the plot of this unfinished Film Noir movie starring Tanaka?” Renfield asked.

“It was about a prestigious Ivy League university secret society,” Welles answered, “one that counts several influential politicians and judges among its membership. And one that specializes in stealing important Native American artifacts.”

“I wonder which Ivy League university secret society you would have based that on,” Renfield remarked sarcastically.

Welles laughed.

For both knew that the secret society in the film was obviously based on Yale University’s Skull and Bones Society.

“And what was the plot of the film?” Renfield wanted to know.

“That the giant Phoenix bird of ancient legend had once flown over the Black Hills of South Dakota and one of its giant feathers had fallen on a hill top,” Welles replied, “where it was found by members of the Lakota Sioux nation. It was kept in a sacred lodge in the Black Hills known only to certain elders and certain members of their families. A member of this Ivy League University secret society accidentally crashed his plane near the lodge and found the lodge with the sacred Phoenix feather present. Being the thorough scoundrel that he was (a future U.S. Presidential candidate if there ever was one), he stole it.
He placed the feather in a room in a Philosophical Research Library and Museum in Los Angeles that was associated with a grand global occultic fraternity of which the Ivy League University Secret Society was just a branch.”

“How did Tanaka’s character fit into the film?” Renfield asked.

“Tanaka played the granddaughter of a Lakota Sioux elder who was one of the Guardians of The Feather,” Welles explained, “She was sent to Los Angeles to bring the Feather back to its original owners.”

“So Tanaka was the heroine,” Renfield nodded, “Who was the femme fatale in the film?”.

“That would have been the secret society member’s girlfriend,” Welles noted, “She was a female Nazi Intelligence officer who had been brought to the United States by the OSS (forerunner of the CIA) in order to help set up America’s post-war Intelligence, National Security and Espionage apparatus.”

“I see,” Renfield finished his glass of whisky and poured himself another, “And so why did the studio heads stop and shut down production of the film?”.

“Because I guess it was hitting a little too close to the truth of what was actually happening in the U.S. at the time,” Welles answered, “Apparently FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover himself showed up in the offices of the studio head ordering that the film’s production be immediately halted. And to add insult to injury, Hoover apparently showed up wearing one of the dresses that Vivien Leigh wore as Scarlett O’ Hara in the movie Gone With The Wind. The production ceased with a single phone call within 5 minutes of Hoover’s arrival.”

“How very sad,” Renfield sipped his second glass of Scotch, “It sounds like the film would have been a great classic.”

Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka appearing in a scene in Orson Welles’ unfinished Film Noir classic The Feather Casts A Giant Shadow.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday June 9th
2021.

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Tanaka and The Pendlebrook Lyre

June 8, 2021 at 10:33 pm (Folklore, Mythology, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was taking a stroll through a London park.

By chance, he happened to hear a lovely musical melody being played.

He looked and noticed a beautiful young woman playing a lyre.

He recognized the woman.

He had met her on a few occasions.

She was the Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka.

She was wearing a beautiful and elegant classical Grecian dress.

When she had finished playing, she passed her lyre to the bandstand security detail for safekeeping and approached Renfield.

“Hello, Mr. Renfield,” she greeted him, “How are you?”.

“Very well, thank you, Tanaka,” Renfield tipped his hat, “And you?”.

“I’m very well, thank you,” she smiled.

“That was a lovely lyre you were playing,” Renfield noted, “Where did you get it?”.

“I bought it from the Dashwood Forrest Art Gallery,” she answered, “who purchased it from the Pendlebrook Estate.”

“Ah yes, the Pendlebrook Estate,” Renfield nodded, “I understand the last Lord Pendlebrook died in Berlin, Germany on May 7th 1945 the same day that Germany unconditionally surrendered. But it took until early this year before the Estate was finally settled. And that only happened because one of the sole remaining litigant/claimants died after receiving the Covid-19 vaccine. Otherwise the matter might still be before the courts. It was like a long running Charles Dickens Bleak House novel.”

“So I understand,” Tanaka replied.

“That lyre certainly sounded divine,” Renfield acknowledged, “I wonder how the Pendlebrook family got ahold of it?”.

“According to a Pendlebrook family journal that Dashwood Forrest also purchased,” Tanaka explained, “Lord Peter Pendlebrook the First acquired it in 1810 after seeing a woman jump off a Cornish cliff into the sea during a raging sea storm. Pendlebrook rushed to the cliff but saw no sign of the woman. However he discovered that she had left a lyre behind. This is that same lyre.”

“It appears,” Renfield commented, “that the Pendlebrook lyre is like a good Scotch whisky. It gets better with age.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday June 8th
2021.

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Tanaka’s Country Home

May 16, 2021 at 10:35 pm (Nature) (, , , )

Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka

The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka had left her apartment in London England to spend a few days on a small farm she owned in the County of Lincolnshire.

She sat on a log and spent some time contemplating.

Around her neck she wore a necklace of carefully crafted shells that her mother had made for her.

She wore a vest that her grandmother had sewn for her.

And a skirt that she had sewn for herself where the Native American pictographs depicted on it told a story.

She felt a closeness to her past as she sat and inhaled the sweet country scent of the present and contemplated the future.

She stood up and walked around the farm.

She looked over the fence and gazed into some nearby woods.

A deer bounded forth and leapt over the meadows that separated her farm from the woods.

Only a few feet away, the deer gazed at her and seemed to smile at her.

Then it leapt back into the woods from whence it came.

A duck and her ducklings got out of a nearby stream and waddled across the meadows re-entering the stream on the other side of the meadows.

Tanaka noticed that a little red fox sat on the other side of the fence a few feet away from her.

The fox had been observing the mother duck and her ducklings but had made no point of interfering.

The fox then headed off into the woods.

Tanaka looked further along the fence and noticed a little Jack Russell Terrier sitting there.

The Jack Russell Terrier had been sitting there observing the fox but unlike its ancestors who had their origins in fox hunting in England had made no point of interfering with or following the fox.

Tanaka smiled at what she had observed.

And then turned and walked towards her farmhouse where in the kitchen a mushroom, asparagus and cauliflower casserole awaited her.

-written by Christopher
Sunday May 16th 2021.

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Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka Mourns A Friend

April 28, 2021 at 10:31 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mystery, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , )

The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka mourns the passing of a friend.

It was April 28th 1939.

And the Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka was visiting a sick friend who had a bee farm in the South Downs of Sussex.

“I must confess I have been poisoned,” said her friend as he lay in bed, “Really quite stupid of me. I have made a study of poisons all my life. And I really should have noticed the deadly combination of bee venom, cobra venom and tarantula venom that was put in my honey that I then put in my tea. I can’t believe I’ve been so positively sloppy in my methods of observation.”

“Who poisoned you?” Tanaka asked.

“It was Fraulein Immergrun the waitress down at the village pub,” her friend answered, “I really should have become suspicious when she returned a bucket of my own honey to me as a gift. And I should have been even more suspicious when I discovered that the honey was a different colour from the honey I raised with my bees.”

“Your mind was no doubt on other things,” Tanaka spoke in an accusing voice.

“What do you mean by that?” Her friend inquired.

“Let’s just say that Fraulein Immergrun is no doubt very popular at the Munich Oktoberfest in Bavaria,” Tanaka answered in firm fashion, “As she carries quite a lovely big pair of jugs.”

“I get the feeling you’re not talking about beer,” her friend remarked in a somewhat flushed state.

“It doesn’t take a detective to see what she’s got,” Tanaka stated matter of factly.

“I suppose not,” her friend agreed.

“Do you want me to call your sister?” Tanaka asked.

“I suppose,” her friend bit his lip, “No use calling my brother as he has been dead these seven years.”

Tanaka used the phone in the next room and called the sister.

“What did she have to say?” Her friend inquired.

“She says she’s going to come down here and whip you back to life again,” Tanaka answered.

“Spoken like a true professional dominatrix,” her friend started drumming the fingers of his left hand on the lamp table next to him.

“She is that,” Tanaka acknowledged, “and she looks so young.”

“Yes,” her friend agreed, “She doesn’t look a day over 30 and yet she’s the same age as me- 85. She being my twin sister. She had told me once that she had once eaten a specially prepared meal of Lingzhi supernatural mushrooms that had made her immortal. I didn’t believe her at the time. But now over 40 years later, it’s the only explanation that makes any sense. Unless she’s got a Dorian Gray like portrait painting of herself hanging in a room somewhere.”

“Why did Fraulein Immergrun poison you?” Tanaka asked.

“Because she’s working for the Nazis and Der Fuhrer,” her friend lay his head back on his pillow, “Something that I sadly have only deduced while I lay here dying.”

“Why do Hitler and the Nazis want you dead?” Tanaka wiped her friend’s brow with a wet face cloth.

“A couple of years ago that Member of Parliament Winston Churchill hired me to research the Nazis and asked me what conclusions I’d come to on what their global agenda is,” her friend coughed, “All my research papers on the topic are in that drawer over there. I imagine I’ve reached the same conclusion on their geopolitical agenda as our friend Winnie has. What Churchill probably isn’t aware of is their merger of Science and Sorcery, of Technology and the Occult. For most of my professional life, I didn’t really believe in sorcery, magic or the occult. But now having researched Nazism not only in its political but also its mystical aspects, the Nazis seem to be in contact with let’s just say… very dark powers.”

“Really?” Tanaka looked penetratingly at her friend.

“I just thought of something else at the moment,” her friend noted.

“What?” Tanaka asked.

“A really overwhelmingly compelling argument for the existence of God,” her friend spoke in hushed tones.

“What is it?” Tanaka asked.

At that moment, her friend died.

And Sherlock Holmes, once of #221 B Baker Street London, took his overwhelmingly compelling argument for the existence of God to the grave with him.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday, April 28th
2021

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Marmalade and Hendrik’s Gin Revive A Leprechaun Again

February 22, 2021 at 11:39 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mystery, Mythology, News, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

The body of Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun was once again lying under a contraption invented by Set Enterprises’ eccentric scientist Dr. Marmalade Montague that would pour 1001 bottles of Hendrick’s Gin down the leprechaun’s throat that would bring him back from the dead.

A recipe written down by Asclepius (the Greek god of medicine who was killed by a thunderbolt from Zeus) that wound its way on to a late 1940s matchbook from a Cairo nightclub said that a combination of juniper, cucumber and damask rose could be used to resurrect a leprechaun from the dead.

It just so happened that the ingredients used in making Hendrick’s Gin were juniper, cucumber and damask rose.

An analysis of the leprechaun’s blood showed that he had been poisoned by a combination of champagne and Fire Salamander toxic poisoning.

According to a Facebook status post Yaldabaoth had made this past Saturday night, the leprachaun wound up hopelessly lost in the streets of London and entered a building that he thought was the Imperial Aurora Hotel where he was staying.

He went up to his hotel room floor in the elevator and when he got off the elevator, he saw that he was in fact not in a hotel but most likely in an apartment building.

He decided to check out the floor and when he got back from his rounds of the floor, he noticed a beautiful woman wearing a short skirt pointing a gun at two men and forcing them to get on the elevator with her.

The men must be gay, Yaldabaoth deduced in Sherlockian fashion, because otherwise such a woman should have absolutely no problem in getting a couple of men to get into an elevator with her.

Yaldabaoth happened to pass an apartment door that was still open.

He peered inside and happened to notice a bottle of champagne with two glasses on a small table in the middle of the room.

The leprechaun went inside and ignoring the two glasses, he drank straight from the bottle.

It was probably here that the leprechaun received his poisoning, Dr. Marmalade Montague deduced.

Someone must have added Fire Salamander poison to the bottle of champagne.

Judging from the amount of Fire Salamander poison in the champagne, this combination would have killed a mortal human within a space of 2 to 3 hours.

In Yaldabaoth’s case, being a somewhat usually immortal lepechaun, the poison didn’t kick in until 24 hours later when he entered the Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka’s hotel room at the Imperial Aurora and noticed her wearing a killer mini skirt outfit.

The sudden rush of adrenaline with the combination of the champagne and Fire Salamander poison caused the leprechaun to keel over.

On the other hand as that classy and classically inclined arch villain Raymond Red Reddington once put it on an episode of The Blacklist, “Look on the bright side. At least he died with an enormous erection and a smile on his face.”

Dr. Marmalade Montague pushed a button and his contraption started pouring 1001 bottles of Hendrick’s gin down the leprechaun’s throat.

Set Enterprises’ Dr. Marmalade Montague rushes away from his Thames River bridge proposition after receiving a phone call that Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun had keeled over again.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday February 22nd
2021.

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Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka At Imperial Aurora Hotel

February 21, 2021 at 11:12 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka at the Imperial Aurora Hotel In London

The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka arrived at the new Imperial Aurora Hotel in London where she’d be staying the next few days.

She’d be doing some work on behalf of the Occult and Paranormal Research Section of Interpol which was headed by Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol.

Of course Whitstable was the only agent in the Occult and Paranormal Research Section of Interpol.

He didn’t even have a Dana Scully like partner to help him out.

Instead he relied on freelance operative consultants like the Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka, Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing and a few others to help him out on occasion.

The Imperial Aurora Hotel in London had only opened a week ago.

As the Swiss billionaire Lester Mittendorf (the builder and owner of the hotel) moaned at its grand opening a week ago (where he cut a ribbon at which he and a few hotel staff members were the only ones present), “It looks like I picked the wrong time to open up a new fancy luxury hotel in London. Right at the start of the 2nd year of the pandemic.”

Plans for the new hotel had started back in 2017.

Of course no one had foreseen this pandemic coming with the exception of Bill Gates who had lit candles in front of a statue of Apophis the Egyptian god of destruction for the past decade and a half praying for a plague that would wipe out most of the world’s population since his demon possessed teddy bear told him that there were far too many people living on the planet.

Even though no one in Mittendorf’s property management circle could have possibly predicted a pandemic, Lester Mittendorf still demoted (although he could have easily fired) his Vice-President of Innovation and New Ideas Mr. Cordon Bleu Stuffingham for having coming up with the boneheaded idea of opening a new luxury hotel in London in February 2021.

Stuffingham was now working as a bell boy in the Imperial Aurora Hotel.

The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka walked by Stuffingham who was asleep at his bell boy’s desk and walked in the direction of the hotel’s reception clerk.

The hotel itself was a combination of classical Greco-Roman style decor and early 20th Century Art Nouveau.

At the desk as she registered, the receptionist was listening to BBC Radio.

Once again British MP Renfield R. Renfield was filling in for yet another announcer who had been gunned down in the internecine civil war going on in the BBC Newsroom between Neo-Stalinist Neo-Bolshevik Communists and Neo-Trotskyite Neo-Bolshevik Communists.

Once again yet another announcer’s death was listed as being caused by Covid-19 (rather than a gunshot wound) by the NHS in accordance with WHO guidelines on the subject.

Renfield’s voice could be heard saying, “And in other news… a massive crowd of two people greeted 81 million vote recipient Vice-President Kamala Harris on her return to her home in California…”

Tanaka signed the register and went up to her room.

Tanaka had been asked by Whitstable to investigate rumours of alleged meetings going on between British Prime Minister Boris Johnson and a group of zombie nosferatu that were taking place in the new hotel’s ballroom.

Aiding her in the investigation would be Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing and Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun.

The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka had only been in her room a few minutes when she heard a knock at her door.

She opened it and standing there was Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun.

“Wow,” Yaldabaoth said, “That’s yet another killer outfit you’re wearing.”

He then dropped dead like he did on the first occasion when he met the Lakota Sioux Princess and she had been wearing an equally killer outfit.

The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka: Yet another killer outfit

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday February 21st
2021.

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