Dragon Warrior Princess Lenora of Lemuria and Her Elephant Friend

February 25, 2021 at 11:42 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Dragon Warrior Crown Princess Lenora of Lemuria and Her Elephant Friend

Back in the autumn of 2018, French marine biologist and marine archaeologist Louis Alphonse Cousteau (a great nephew of French undersea explorer Jacques Cousteau) had discovered the lost continent of Lemuria and its capital city of Mu in the depths of the South Pacific.

The major find had gone unreported by the mainstream Marxist news media as they were totally obsessed with getting rid of Donald Trump and reported no other news.

Just like now they are totally obsessed with kissing the buttocks of the bumbling and stumbling and verbally incoherent CCP stooge Joe Beijing O’ Biden and report no other news with the exception of Perseverance landing on Mars (although NASA was now covering up photos and videos of the brontosaurus skeleton that Perserverance had just dug up on Mars).

Louis Alphonse Cousteau had also found among the ruins of Mu of Lemuria a glass coffin containing the perfectly preserved body of Lenora the last Dragon Warrior Crown Princess of Lemuria.

Using a formula developed by Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher, Cousteau had brought Princess Lenora of Lemuria back from the dead.

Fortunately for Lenora, the formula wasn’t as intoxicating and hangover inducing as the formula invented by Set Enterprises’ eccentric scientist Dr. Marmalade Montague for bringing Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun back from the dead.

Lenora of Lemuria now lived in a huge country estate not far from London.

She used one of Set’s cannabis powered dirigible airships to travel across the world thus avoiding airports with their massive rules and regulations and quarantines in this time of Covid Communism.

It had come to the attention of the Dragon Warrior Crown Princess Lenora of Lemuria that Set Enterprises Intelligence secret agent Miranda Singh had discovered that a former King of Spain (whose code name in Set Enterprises intelligence circles was Juan Jackass) was once again planning to go elephant hunting in Botswana.

It was back in 2012 that the then Spanish monarch had gone on an elephant hunting trip with his mistress in Botswana and shot an elephant.

The photo was splashed on the pages of Spanish newspapers.

Just one of many of a series of scandals that led Juan Jackass to abdicate the throne in favour of his son back in 2014.

Currently Juan Jackass was living in exile in Abu Dhabi the capital of the United Arab Emirates.

As soon as Princess Lenora heard that Juan Jackass was going elephant hunting again, she was furious.

For the Dragon Warrior Crown Princess Lenora of Lemuria loved elephants.

She had ridden many elephants in the jungles of Lemuria growing up as a child.

Lenora of Lemuria flew her dirigible airship The Jewel of Lemuria to put a stop to Juan Jackass’ elephant hunting expedition.

Strolling through the jungles of Botswana wearing a safari hat and safari clothes with the exception of his t-shirt that read ASK ME ABOUT SPECIALS ON VIAGRA, Juan Jackass came within sight of a poor elderly elephant who really didn’t stand much chance of being able to run away.

Juan Jackass raised his rifle when suddenly this came within his sites:

“Hey, would you mind getting out of the way so I can shoot that blasted elephant?!” Juan Jackass screamed.

Suddenly an invisible force knocked Jackass’ rifle out of his hands.

The former Spanish king bent over to pick it up.

The Dragon Warrior Crown Princess Lenora of Lemuria picked up her bow and arrow, took careful aim at the former Spanish monarch’s buttocks and let fly the arrow.

“Ow!” Juan Jackass screamed as he fell face forward to the ground.

The voice from an invisible entity, doing his best voice impersonation of Tom Hanks’ film character of Forrest Gump in a definite surprise in his mother’s box of chocolates southern drawl, remarked, “You got shot in the buttocks.”

“I know I bloody well got shot in the buttocks,” Juan Jackass screamed.

The former Spanish monarch then got a cream pie in the face.

“You got a cream pie in the face,” the invisible entity again impersonated Tom Hanks’ Forrest Gump southern drawl.

Meanwhile Crown Princess Lenora of Lemuria safely escorted the elephant to a wildlife reserve.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday February 25th
2021.

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Allatallahbel Tries To Make A Vamp Out of A Cardinal

November 17, 2019 at 11:19 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Romance, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Allatallahbel Tries To Make A Vamp Out of A Cardinal

The Vampiress Allatallahbel sat at the edge of one of the old lion cheering fan stands in the Roman Colosseum.

A Vatican Cardinal named Samhain Cardinal Salaman approached Allatallahbel the Vampiress Priestess of Baal.

“I got your message for me to be here, your Sinisterness,” Cardinal Salaman addressed the vampiress priestess.

“Nice of you to come, your Eminence,” the vampiress bit him on the neck and drained him of almost all his blood.

She then walked away.

Lenora the Dragon Warrioress Princess of Lemuria entered the colosseum with Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing.

“Was that not the statue of the god Moloch at the entrance to the colosseum?” Lenora asked Van Helsing.

“It was,” Van Helsing nodded, “That god of the ancient Canaanites, Phoenicians and Carthaginians on prominent display at the colosseum must have the Roman general Scipio Africanus rolling over in his grave.”

“So Dr. Cadbury Rocher text messaged you that Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of something awful happening to one of the few non-homosexual predatory and pedophile Vatican Cardinals here?” Lenora queried.

“That is correct,” Van Helsing answered.

“Well there appears to be someone dressed in Cardinal’s robes lying on one of the steps there,” Lenora ran over to the man.

Van Helsing joined her and felt the Cardinal’s pulse.

He also noticed the vampiric bite on the Cardinal’s neck.

The vampire hunter called an ambulance.

Paramedics and ambulance soon arrived on the scene and rushed Samhain Cardinal Salaman to hospital.

“Do you think he’ll live?” Lenora asked.

“I hope so,” Van Helsing replied.

Vampire hunter and Dragon Warrioress Princess returned to their hotel and dressed for a concert in Rome.

The performer at the concert was Lenora herself who played pieces by Bach, Handel and Vivaldi on her violin.

“What beautiful music that instrument makes,” the Australian Ambassador to Italy remarked to his wife, “It certainly sounds a lot better than that Ernievarius that violin made out of rubber tires that some character called Uncle Ernie played in concert with the Sydney Philharmonic Orchestra back home.”

“Still I must admit it was hilariously funny watching that Uncle Ernie get arrested live on stage by Sydney Police during the second act for his improper conduct that he conducted in the orchestra pit during intermission,” his wife noted.

“That,” the Ambassador agreed, “was hilariously funny.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday November 17th
2019.

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The Dragon Warrioress Crown Princess Lenora of Lemuria In London

November 14, 2018 at 11:57 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mystery, Mythology, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Both Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing and Peter Whitstable the man they called the Fox Mulder of Interpol had been called to the Scotland Yard offices in London by Inspector Depp (no relation as far as he knew to Johnny) of Scotland Yard.

They were asked to come question a suspect.

The man who was with the suspect when she was arrested -undersea explorer Louis Alphonse Cousteau (a great nephew of famed 20th Century undersea explorer Jacques Yves Cousteau) claimed the woman was 3000 years old (even though she didn’t look a day over 24) and had recently been brought back from the dead after being found in a waterproof glass coffin in the sunken city of Mu on the sunken continent of Lemuria which he said he had recently found at the bottom of the South Pacific Ocean.

Louis Alphonse Cousteau was currently undergoing psychiatric assessment by famous Welsh psychiatrist Morgana Jones who had her offices in London.

The woman who claimed to be the Dragon Warrioress Crown Princess Lenora of Lemuria had so far put 20 policemen in hospital when they had gone into the interrogation room to question her.

Rather than going in to interrogate her himself, Inspector Depp (a man once described by Sherlock Holmes’ immortal twin sister the noted London dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes as the 21st Century Inspector Lestrade of Scotland Yard) had bravely phoned Van Helsing and Whitstable and bravely suggested they come down and interrogate her.

While looking through the glass at the Dragon Warrioress in the interrogation room, Van Helsing asked Depp, “What’s she been charged with?”.

“Assaulting a Member of Parliament,” was Depp’s reply.

Van Helsing noticed the dress she was wearing in the mug shot after she had been arrested (and the same dress she was currently wearing in the interrogation room) and asked, “And that Member of Parliament wouldn’t have been one Renfield R. Renfield by any chance?”.

“My God, Van Helsing, how could you possibly know…” Depp was astounded.

Van Helsing interrupted, “And I suppose the reason for the assault was that Renfield approached her and asked her out on a date?”.

“Your methods of deduction always amaze me, Van Helsing,” the Inspector was flabbergasted.

“Elementary, my dear Watson… I mean… my dear Depp,” Van Helsing replied.

Whitstable looked at the Dragon Warrioress through the glass into the interrogation room.

“Well, Dracul,” Whitstable asked, “who’s going in?”

Van Helsing followed Peter Whitstable’s gaze and looked at the Dragon Warrioress Princess behind the glass.

Van Helsing lit himself a cigarette and in a calm voice replied,

“I’m going in.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday November 14th
2018.

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More Ado About Lenora of Lemuria

September 27, 2018 at 11:52 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Romance, Science-Fiction, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

More Ado About Lenora of Lemuria

Undersea explorer Louis Alphonse Cousteau was enjoying a glass of cognac before bedtime.

Preparations were already in place to dive down to the central palace of the lost city of Mu in the lost sunken continent of Lemuria.

His (now) girlfriend the Italian Greek diver Sophia Lollobrigida had located the site a couple of days earlier.

Shots had been fired in the area by ships belonging to megalomaniac despot Xi Jinping’s Chinese People’s Liberation Army Navy who felt that Cousteau’s ship The Ariel Calypso was too close to the South China Sea which Communist Neo-Emperor Xi claimed in total.

Emboldened by having gained control over China’s Catholics through the total sell-out of the Chinese Church to Xi by the cowardly Pope Francis and the approval of the Moloch worshiping Bishop Marcelo Sanchez Sorondo the Marxist-Leninist “useful idiot” Chancellor of the Pontifical Academy of Social Sciences, Xi was now preparing to annex the South China Sea in a move sure to annoy his Asian neighbours as well as U.S. President Donald Trump.

But geopolitics and the ambitions of a Mao Tse-tung wannabe weren’t on Cousteau’s mind now.

He was thinking about the circumstances that led to this moment- the discovery of Lemuria and its long lost city of Mu.

A friend of his had purchased an old book in a used book store in Manitou Springs, Colorado about 14 years ago.

The book happened to have within its pages a 36-page letter that had been written to Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s then Vice-President Henry A. Wallace from Serbian-American scientist-inventor Nikola Tesla back in early 1941.

In it, Tesla confessed to Wallace that there was indeed a woman he truly loved (in answer to a question Wallace had asked in a letter he sent Tesla).

The woman was 40 years younger than he was and was a Croatian woman who lived in Germany.

She apparently was a mystic and had many visions, Tesla claimed.

One of the visions was of the destruction of the continents of Lemuria and Atlantis.

Tesla then gave Wallace the South Pacific geographical location of where the continent with its lost city of Mu could be found.

He claimed the body of Lemuria’s Crown Princess Lenora was still intact and perfectly preserved in a glass coffin in the main palace of Mu according to Tesla’s girlfriend’s visions.

Tesla said that Lenora had died as a result of arsenic poisoning and that her funeral and burial was held on the very day that Lemuria was hit by an electromagnetic pulse (fired by her archenemy Atlantis in the Atlantic Ocean) which caused a tsunami that drove the continent under the ocean waves.

In his last act before going glub! glub! glub! (as he succumbed to rising sea water), Lenora’s father the Emperor of Lemuria had given the order for Lemurian space satellites to fire an electromagnetic pulse down on Atlantis.

Soon the Emperor of Atlantis and his family and his subjects were going glub! glub! glub! as they succumbed to rising sea water caused by the Atlantic Ocean tsunami as a result of the electromagnetic pulse.

Tesla’s letter to Wallace was right as far as the geographic location and lines longitude and latitude of Lemuria were concerned.

. . .

“Who’s Nikola Tesla?” Donald Trump asked as he read through a DARPA report, “Does he work for Elon Musk?”.

. . .

Edgar Allan Poe walked through the old Baltimore cemetery.

He was there to see if he could find his lost love Lenore.

Lenore claimed to have the ability to travel through time on occasion.

She was born and raised a princess in Lemuria she said.

She had also visited the future over a century and a half thence from Poe’s own time she said.

She told Poe in a letter she’d meet in this old cemetery today wearing clothes from the future.

Poe looked around at the cemetery headstones until he spotted Lenore.


Edgar Allan Poe’s long lost love Lenore in an old cemetery

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday September 27th
2018.

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