The Tallbanger Scene

March 26, 2021 at 9:57 pm (Entertainment, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Movies, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

1921 Hollywood.

The director Charles William Lewis was directing a scene.

A strange looking man Count Nosferatu had recently approached him about directing a vampire film- an adaptation of Bram Stoker’s novel Dracula.

Lewis had agreed.

And today he would be shooting the scene where Count Nosferatu bites two young women.

Unbeknownst to Lewis, Count Nosferatu was working as an operative for the Soviet Commisar of War Leon Trotsky.

Trotsky was fascinated by the Count Nosferatu’s power of hypnosis.

He was wondering if this hypnotic power could come across via this new medium of film.

If someone like Nosferatu could hypnotize movie audiences and say… make them all Communist in their thinking, it would certainly be a new warfare tactic.

Trotsky would try this experiment in the greatest bastion of capitalism in the world- the United States of America.

And thus Nosferatu went to America.

To Hollywood.

And to the now long forgotten Charles William Lewis Studios.

But a friend of British politician Winston Churchill had found out about the Trotsky-Count Nosferatu Plan.

And acting on behalf of Churchill, the friend had gone to America.

To Hollywood.

To the now long forgotten Charles William Lewis Studios.

Nosferatu was now about to make his first appearance in the movie to his two young victims.

He found himself hit over the head by a box of carrots and rendered unconscious.

Churchill’s friend then made his own appearance in the movie.

Although he himself could not be seen.

But his shadow could.

The two actresses screamed.

If the film had been shot in colour and Churchill’s friend could actually be seen (and not just his shadow) the camera would have shown a 6 foot 8 tall bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears.

Count Nosferatu vanished from history.

Although a German actor named Max Schreck would later play Nosferatu’s persona in an F.W. Murnau directed German Expressionist film released a year later in 1922.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday March 26th
2021.

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100th Anniversary of Antonio Gramsci Founding The Italian Communist Party, Biden-Trotsky Meeting and A Night During The Spanish Civil War

January 21, 2021 at 11:59 pm (Avatar Speaks, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was on his waterproof tablet and was researching the life of Italian Communist Party founder and theoretician Antonio Gramsci.

Tomorrow January 22nd 2021 would be Antonio Gramsci’s 130th birthday (his having been born on January 22nd 1891).

Today January 21st 2021 was the 100th anniversary of Antonio Gramsci founding the Communist Party of Italy.

Antonio Gramsci had founded the Communist Party of Italy on January 21st 1921 in the town of Livorno Italy on Tuscany’s western coast.

Gramsci’s advice of note to Communists was to seize control of the culture of a society.

For Gramsci’s dictum (that he had borrowed from the 13th Century philosopher Thomas Aquinas) was whoever controlled the culture of a society eventually controlled that society.

50 years ago, Hollywood fell under the influence of those with a Marxist-Leninist viewpoint.

40 years ago, it was most of the major news media outlets.

10 years ago, it was the social media tech giants.

And now exactly 100 years after Antonio Gramsci had founded the Communist Party of Italy, the United States of America was governed by a Communist Administration: the Biden-Harris Administration.

. . .

Joe Biden was having a meeting with his foreign born chief of the Chiefs of Armed Services staff- the vampire Lev Tomi (who in his mortal life had been Leon Trotsky the founder of the Soviet Red Army).

Said Tomi/Trotsky, “Comrade President, I regret to inform you that an hour ago former CIA Director John Brennan had a rotten rhubarb cream pie thrown in his face by an invisible entity.”

“Who keeps on throwing these cream pies into the faces of good Communists everywhere?” Biden asked as he smelled the prickly pricks on his cannabis pot smoking cactus plant Sweet Dementia.

“That’s what I intend to find out, Comrade President,” Tomi/Trotsky answered.

. . .

On January 21st 1937, anti-Communist Johana Solana walked the streets of Madrid.

She was seeking out a Communist whore who plied her trade screwing Stalinist Republicans in one of Madrid’s best hotels.

It had recently come to Johana’s attention that the Communist whore had called British journalist Eric Blair (future novelist George Orwell) “a pussy who took too many baths” because Blair had recently expressed doubts about Stalin’s leadership.

Johana entered the hotel and after crushing a gingerbread house of candied hearts (located on a lobby table) under the spiked stiletto of one of her high-heeled shoes, she went up to the Communist whore’s room.

She then entered the Communist whore’s hotel room and then bed room.

She then fired all 6 bullets from her gun into the Communist whore’s face.

A Franco operative joined Johana and handed her his machine gun.

She emptied an entire round of bullets into the Communist whore’s body and limbs.

The Franco operative’s pet wild wolf then came and ate the Communist whore’s stomach, intestines and ovaries.

It then went outside and barfed into the street.

A goat who saw the wolf’s vomiting barfed as well.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday January 21st
2021.

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Joe Biden Addresses Democrats On H.P. Lovecraft’s 130th Birthday

August 20, 2020 at 10:33 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Today is H.P. Lovecraft’s 130th birthday.

Howard Phillips Lovecraft the writer of weird fiction and horror fiction and the creator of the Cthulhu Mythos was born in Providence Rhode Island on August 20th 1890.

Having been granted temporary dispensational release from the Underworld by Hades and Persephone for the day, Lovecraft sat in the front row of the empty Wisconsin stadium that was supposed to be the hub of the Democratic National Convention and wondered, where is everybody?

Sitting in a lighting room in the empty stadium was the vampire Lev Tomi the Secretary-General of the United Nations Secretariat On The Environment and Climate Change.

In his mortal life, Lev Tomi had been the Russian Bolshevik Leon Trotsky.

It was 80 years ago today that Trotsky had been hit in the head with an ice pick axe wielded by Stalinist Soviet NKVD agent Ramon Mercader who attacked Trotsky in the study of his Mexico City home.

Trotsky was taken to hospital and operated on and died a day later on August 21st 1940.

Or that was the story that was told the world to prevent further assassination attempts on Trotsky by Stalin.

The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec turned Trotsky into a vampire before he could succumb to his mortal wounds and die a mortal death.

Now Trotsky as Lev Tomi was hoping to use environmental degradation of the planet and climate change and this year the Chinese Communist Party virus pandemic to become the head of a Neo-Bolshevik One World Government.

As Trotsky/Tomi reflected on these thoughts, outside the stadium a small snowball that had fallen off a passing ice cream truck had metamorphosed into a statue of Napoleon while a small herd of barnyard pigs walked by.

Tonight’s DNC event began with a prayer being said by the Jesuit heretic (and ardent admirer of the ancient cities of Sodom and Gomorrah as they were before Lot’s wife was turned into a pillar of salt) Jimmy Martin, a rabbi, an imam, a kangaroo and the owner of the bar where priest Jimmy Martin, the rabbi, the imam and the kangaroo had walked in through the door just as someone was telling a joke.

Joining Jimmy Martin, the rabbi, the imam, the kangaroo and the bartender in saying a prayer for the Democrats were the ghosts of Anton Szandor Lavey the founder of the Church of Satan and Aleister Crowley the well known British occultist (both of whom had been granted temporary dispensational release from Tartarus by Hades in order to join in the prayer invocation).

When the prayer was over, a short video was shown.

The video contained imagery from a dream that Joe Biden had last night.

In the dream, Biden was visited by the ghost of the well roasted looking former Sen. Teddy Kennedy (who had been granted a temporary dispensational release from his rotating barbeque spit by Hades for the night).

Kennedy took Biden on a tour of the 9 Circles of Dante’s Inferno while in the background Buffalo Springfield sang, “There’s something happening here…”

After Kennedy showed Biden the rotating barbeque spit reserved for him which were right next to the rotating barbeque spits reserved for Pope Francis, Bill Gates and George Soros, the dream ended.

Joe Biden got up on the empty stage to speak.

As he did so, the creature Cthulhu (that many had thought was just a figment of H.P. Lovecraft’s imagination) towered on the stage behind Joe Biden having swam across an entire ocean and hitchhiked across a continent to get here.

His octopus tentacles included insignia marked on each tentacle Antifa, BLM, Neo-Bolsheviks, Trotskyite 4th International, Stalinism Revisited, Maoism Revisited, The Hammer and Sickle and finally The Mark of Baal and Baphomet.

Cthulhu then proceeded to eat the empty auditorium (as Lovecraft’s ghost watched), the entire Democratic Party and finally America itself.

The ghost of Rod Serling appeared and told those still alive and watching, “Ladies and gentlemen, please do not just adjust your sets or your livestream. You are about to enter another dimension, a world beyond time and space, a place where reality meets the imagination, you are about to enter the Twilight Zone…”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday August 20th
2020.

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Miracle On The Vistula

August 15, 2020 at 10:53 pm (Education, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

The Battle of Warsaw (1920) was fought from August 12th 1920 to August 25th 1920 between the Polish National Army and Leon Trotsky’s Soviet Red Army.

Poland was on the verge of defeat in the Polish-Soviet War at the start of the battle.

But somehow the Polish Army under the command of Marshal Josef Pilsudski managed to regroup, repulse and defeat the Red Army in what Russian Bolshevik leader Vladimir Lenin called “an enormous defeat” for his forces.

The politician and diplomat Edgar Vincent regards the 1920 Battle of Warsaw as one of the most important battles in world history on his expanded list of history’s most decisive battles since the Polish victory over the Soviets halted the spread of Communism further westwards into Europe.

Had the Soviets taken Poland, nothing would have stopped their march into Germany (which had a shattered economy and a thorougly routed and demoralized army) and then France (whose army was wartorn and weary from 4 gruelling and bloody years of trench warfare in the First World War).

All of Western Europe would have probably fallen to Communism and then Lenin and Trotsky would have set their eyes across the English Channel towards Britain.

And the only one on the British isles who would have sounded the alarm about imminent danger would have been Winston Churchill while most of Britain’s stodgy old politicians doted along and would have proposed a Royal Commission task force to study the subject.

At the start of the Soviet-Polish War, the Bolshevik Lenin’s speeches asserted that the Bolshevik Revolution would be carried to Western Europe on the bayonets of Russian soldiers and that the shortest route to Berlin and Paris lay through Warsaw.

The battle turned for the Poles when Marshal Pilsudski launched a counteroffensive on Soviet forces from the south of Warsaw moving north and then trapping the Soviet forces in an encirclement.

However some have cited supernatural intervention as the reason for the victory.

Diaries from many present at the battle reported that the Virgin Mary appeared to Polish troops on the banks of the Vistula River on August 15th which is the Feast of the Assumption Into Heaven of the Blessed Virgin Mary and spoke words of encouragement.

August 15th 1920.

100 years ago today.

. . .

Pope Francis was in a video conference call with George Soros, Bill Gates, U-2 singer Bono (who sat at his desk immensely pleased with the very unusual cactus plant he had just received in the mail from Australia) and American economist Jeffrey Sachs to discuss their continuing plans for a Marxist One World Government.

Pope Francis noted, “One hundred years ago today the cause of global Marxism suffered a serious setback. And many other setbacks as well over the years. Today, we’ll finally push the cause of global Marxism forward with the Holy, Blessed and Eternal Virus helping us.”

“Jesus Christ!” Bono shouted.

“This is a private meeting not a public audience,” Pope Francis admonished as he wagged his finger at the Irish singer via video, “There’s no need to mention that name here.”

“No, a cow just jumped in through my study window and ran off with my cactus plant between her teeth!” Bono exclaimed in a great state of agitation.

“Daisy! Daisy!” Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun briefly appeared on video and ran after the cow as she headed down the road off the Bono estate.

. . .

“Lexington,” Donald Trump was speaking to his British butler and valet, “I was just reading in the Monthly Moon which is the monthly newspaper in the small town of Smallville, Kansas… speaking of which I wonder why Clark Kent who lives in Kansas City, Kansas (shouldn’t that be called Metropolis?) hasn’t answered any of the thousands of emails I’ve sent him hour by hour inviting him to have dinner with me?.”

“I have no idea, sir,” Lexington answered.

“The NSA tells me he’s forwarded a few of them to the Irish-Jewish science-fiction writer George Finneganburg for some reason,” Trump scratched his head and yellow artificial dandruff fell out, “Anyways getting back to the Monthly Moon article, they were quoting British MP Renfield R. Renfield… I wonder why the Monthly Moon and other smaller independent news outlets are the only ones to quote Renfield. None of the big mainstream news media does. Not even Fox News. And Fox News is ostensibly supposed to be anti-Communist unlike the other big news outlets.”

“I have no idea again, sir,” Lexington sighed.

“Anyways, Renfield said in the article, “It’s rather frightening to think that the only person standing in the way of a Communist Neo-Bolshevik takeover of America is a non-altruistic non-empathetic narcissist who fancies himself a 21st Century Caesar and a Neo-Roman Emperor.” Now Lexington,” Trump scratched his head again leading to further golden artificial dandruff falling on the Rubicon Rubik’s Cube on Trump’s desk, “who is he talking about? Do you know any individual who fits that description?”.

“Of course not, sir,” Lexington replied as he helped Trump on with his toga and his laurel leaf crown.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday August 15th
2020.

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Dracul and Qonzilqointec On Feast Day of Saint Pius X

August 21, 2018 at 10:58 pm (Avatar Speaks, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, love, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Dracul and Qonzilqointec On Feast Day of Saint Pius X

The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec was waiting for Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing.

She wore a low-cut short skirted red rose 🌹 decorated white mini dress and a pair of spiked stiletto high-heeled sandals 👡 whose colour matched her purse 👜.

As soon as Dracul saw her, he realized right then and there that he’d have to take her right then and there on the spot.

Qonzilqointec was expecting that (in fact she was immensely looking forward to it) and so she hadn’t worn any panties under her dress.

Dracul mounted her and they engaged in several hours of highly orgasmic tantric sex which had a major effect on the Ring of Fire around the Pacific Ocean 🌊.

Coincidentally 69 (yes, 69) major earthquakes hit the Ring of Fire and the area around the Yellowstone super volcano 🌋 was on high alert.

. . .

August 21st was the Feast Day of Pope Saint Pius X.

Pope Francis didn’t really relish celebrating the Feast as Saint Pius X had been a Pope who believed in the existence of Hell (much to Pope Francis’ discomfort).

Nevertheless he said a commemoration Mass today for the sake of appearances.

No telling what Cardinal Raymond Burke and Cardinal Robert Sarah would have said if he hadn’t.

Pope Francis then left the Mass for his meeting to discuss the environment and sustainable development for Earth 🌏 Mother Gaia with Lev Tomi the Secretary of the UN Secretariat On The Environment and Climate Change.

Lev Tomi was a vampire.

In his mortal life he had been the Russian Bolshevik revolutionary Leon Trotsky who had a falling out with Josef Stalin and was expelled from the USSR in February 1929.

It was on this date August 21st back in 1940 that Trotsky had been bitten on the neck and turned into a vampire by the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec in Mexico City.

The bite that changed him from mortal to vampiric immortal happened shorty after midnight 🕛 Mexico City local time on August 21st.

If he hadn’t been turned into a vampire, he would have succumbed to his head wounds from an ice pick attack to the head and died.

The ice pick attack happened on August 20th 1940 in Mexico City and was administered by Spanish-born Stalinist agent Ramon Mercader acting on Stalin’s orders.

Trotsky’s “death” was announced to the world as a way to prevent any further attacks on his person by agents of Josef Stalin (it also saved Stalinist agents the embarrassment of having to carry Crosses and Crucifixes and Holy Water as well as hawthorn wooden stakes on their person in an effort to dispose of Trotsky in his current state).

Trotsky changed his name to Lev Tomi and moved to New York City where he worked as a non-starving artist (since he didn’t have to pay to drink blood- his main diet).

When the United Nations was formed in 1945, he got a job working at the UN in New York and worked his way up to become Secretary of The UN Secretariat On The Environment and Climate Change.

“So,” Pope Francis asked Trotsky aka Tomi, “how shall we bring about a world global government to save Mother Earth 🌏?”.

Tomi aka Trotsky told him.

. . .

One of Israel’s leading Kabbalistic rabbis was giving an address in a synagogue on how various mystical rabbis throughout the centuries had predicted the arrival of an alien 👽 ET saviour from another planet who would be the ultimate blessed hope of the Jewish people.

The Mossad agent who was codenamed the Controller of the Golem sat in the front row of the synagogue 🕍 in a state of shock.

Never before had he heard such utter blasphemy.

His gentile guests the Byzantine vampiress Theodora and Prince Vlad Dracula of Wallachia and Count of Transylvania were likewise shocked 😳 😮 as they sat in the front row.

What was really disturbing the Controller thought to himself was that this same Kabbalistic rabbi (who had just prophesied the advent of an alien 👽 ET saviour from another planet) had numerous gentile disciples in America- most of whom were well-known supposedly “Christian” televangelists.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday August 21st
2018.

Qonzilqointec on an historic date-
in every sense of that word.

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Robur Pike vs. Lev Tomi

July 5, 2018 at 10:55 pm (Culture, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Robur Pike vs. Lev Tomi

The Neo-Nazi billionaire Robur Pike was in the United States 🇺🇸 launching preparations for a 2nd American Civil War.

A Civil War that Pike hoped this time the Ku Klux Klan sympathizers would win.

Lev Tomi the Secretary of The UN Secretariat On The Environment and Climate Change looked out the window of his UN building office in New York City.

Lev Tomi in his mortal life had been Leon Trotsky.

When Spanish born Stalinist NKVD agent Ramon Mercader attacked Trotsky (on Stalin’s orders) with an ice axe and delivered him a fatal wound to the head in Mexico City on August 20th 1940, it was announced the next day August 21st 1940 that Trotsky had succumbed to his ice axe induced head wounds and died.

What in fact happened was that at around midnight the late evening of August 20th/early morning of August 21st, Trotsky was visited by the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec in his hospital room and was made an offer by the beautiful sexy and sensual extremely young looking vampiress.

After he agreed to Qonzilqointec’s terms, the Aztec vampiress then bit Trotsky on the neck and turned him into a vampire.

It was later announced several hours afterwards that Trotsky had died so that Stalin would think he had triumphed and not bother sending any more assassins to try to bump Trotsky off.

Now Trotsky (thanks to Pope Francis and his papal encyclicals and various papal statements) stood on the brink of heading a Fourth International Communist One World Government.

The only thing that stood in his way was the United States of America.

But thanks to a racist populist demagogue, America stood on the brink of a 2nd American Civil War.

Of course numerous idiots on the American Left were helping the cause of advancing a 2nd American Civil War (the Marxist inclined idiot Michael Moore after a recent visit on the Bill Maher Show could certainly take a bow in that respect).

But it would be the Trotskyites or the Neo-Nazi Ku Klux Klan alliance that would emerge as the ultimate victors in the civil war.

And it was Robur Pike that was the ultimate power behind the Ku Klux Klan Neo-Nazi alliance just like it was Lev Tomi (the former Leon Trotsky) who was the ultimate power behind the forces of the Fourth International trying to seize power in the USA to turn it into the USSA (United States of Soviet America).

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday July 5th
2018.

Over 85 years ago, a racist populist demagogue took power in a Western industrialized nation- Germany.

Here was a photo montage music video I made 10 years ago about that racist populist demagogue and how he seduced an entire country:

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Qonzilqointec Confronts Nicolas Maduro

February 4, 2017 at 2:12 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec had been good friends with the late President of Venezuela Hugo Chavez.

She wasn’t on such good terms with his successor Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro feeling that he didn’t really have the genuine love for the people that Comrade Chavez did.

For at heart the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec was a Marxist.

Even though she was an imperial royal princess of the Aztecs as well as the spiritual goddaughter of the Aztec feathered serpent god Quetzalcoatl.

She had turned the Russian Marxist Leon Trotsky into a vampire in Mexico City on August 21st 1940 a day after a Stalinist agent tried to assassinate him with an ice pick.

Today Leon Trotsky lived under the name Lev Tomi and was the head of the UN Secretariat On The Environment and Climate Change.

These days Tomi was in constant touch with Pope Francis on the best way to bring about a Marxist Teilhardian Gaia friendly environmentalist New Age one world government.

Qonzilqointec was a powerful vampiress with spies everywhere.

She often used her lover the Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing to extract information.

And Qonzilqointec had become aware of a conspiracy by Albert Pike clone Robur Pike (aka Robur The Conquerer II) to assassinate Cuban President Raul Castro.

And Pike was going to do it through the weak-willed Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro who had fallen underneath the charms of a magician’s assistant named Maria.

Maria with her silvery lace panties had been quickly replaced on the couch by hypnotist Salaman The Magician with his gold watch.

Salaman had hypnotized Maduro into thinking that the ghost of Hugo Chavez wanted him Maduro to shoot and kill Raul Castro..

Now Maduro was on his way to his private airport to fly a jet to Havana to carry out the mission.

At the airport, Maduro was confronted by the sight of the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec wearing a tight-fitting orangish red mini dress, tan pantyhose and spiked stiletto high-heeled shoes.

“Good evening, your Highness,” Maduro bowed low to hide his erection.

Qonzilqointec kicked him in the forehead with one of her spiked stilettos.

Maduro hit the pavement.

She directed the priests of Quetzalcoatl with her to take Maduro to a Caracas meditation room for re-programming.

Qonzilqointec emailed Dracul Van Helsing with details of her successful mission as well as a photo of her outfit.

Dracul who had formed an alliance with Renfield R. Renfield (the Chief of Security and Intelligence Gathering for the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set) against the Rome based Egyptian vampire Osiris showed his new found ally the picture.

Renfield fell off his chair.

Ever the geopolitical analyst, Dracul remarked, “This is probably why Trump issued that memo for women in the White House to dress like women. He’s obviously very much aware how effective a weapon of war that a woman dressed like a woman can be.”

“Something,” Renfield got back up on his chair, “that the lesbian blowhards in Hillary’s camp have never been able to figure out.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday February 4th
2017.

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