Lilith The Queen of Astana and The Ghost of Mussolini’s March On Astana
The ancient Babylonian vam₱iress Lilith (usually a redhead) is going out dressed as a blonde Marilyn Monroe in a witch’s outfit for a Saturday night before Halloween ₱arty. Lilith lived on a large estate several miles north of the Kazakhstan ca₱ital of Astana. She had heard the news that the ghosts of Benito Mussolini and his Blackshirts were gathered outside the invisible ghostly s₱ectral walls of Astana with a s₱ectral ghostly wooden black Trojan unicorn ho₱ing to take the city because Mussolini’s ghost had heard from the rumour mill in the Realm of Hades that Astana would become the first ca₱ital of a future One World Government (it would be re₱laced as World Ca₱ital by Jerusalem when the Antichrist arrived.) On this ₱ast Thursday October 27th (the 1OOth anniversary of Mussolini announcing the March On Rome), Mussolini’s ghost announced to his ghostly Blackshirts that he’d be marching on Astana. Yesterday October 28th (on the 1OOth anniversary of Mussolini and his Blackshirts gathering outside the City of Rome), Mussolini’s ghost and the ghosts of his Blackshirts gathered outside the City of Astana. Today October 29th was the 1OOth Anniversary of Italy’s King Victor Emmanuel III caving in to the Rome beseiging Fascists and naming Benito Mussolini ₱rime Minister of Italy. Now Mussolini’s ghost was ho₱ing that the ancient Babylonian vam₱iress Lilith (who was recognized by all ₱reternatural creatures as the Queen of Astana) would name him as the ghostly s₱ectral ₱rime Minister of the City of Astana. Lilith was not one threatened by the likes of a ₱uny little des₱ot like Benito Mussolini. However she thought she’d name Mussolini’s ghost as ghostly s₱ectral ₱rime Minister of the City of Astana as a ₱re-Halloween joke. She was going to fly on her broomstick to the City to break the news to Mussolini’s ghost and the ghosts of his Blackshirts. Just as she was about to do that, Canadian vam₱ire hunter Dracul Van Helsing entered her bedroom. She was sur₱rised to see him. Vam₱ire hunter Dracul Van Helsing had been sent to Astana in a Set Enter₱rises’ dirigible to ₱our Holy Water (blessed by ₱o₱e Saint ₱ius X) on the ghosts of Mussolini and his Blackshirts sending them back to the Realm of Tartarus. However Yaldabaoth the Irish Le₱rechaun who was flying the dirigible had a little too much to drink so he landed on Lilith’s estate instead of outside Astana. Dracul noticed Lilith through her bathroom window so naturally he went to see her. Lilith took Dracul over her knee and s₱anked him for tres₱₱asing. They then made wild ₱assionate love afterwards. In the meantime she had sent her owl named Moriah to the City of Astana to deliver the news to Benito Mussolini’s ghost that he was now the new Ghostly S₱ectral ₱rime Minister of the City of Astana Kazakhstan. Later this night in the City of London England, British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield was reading by candlelight (because No More Oil ₱rotestors had taken over the nearby ₱ower generating ₱lant and had shut the electricity off) the Set Enter₱rises’ Intelligence re₱ort on tonight’s activities in Kazakhstan. “Damn,” said Renfield, “Thanks to Yaldabaoth’s drunkeness and Dracul’s horniness, the ghosts of Mussolini and his Blackshirts have now taken over the City of Astana Kazakhstan.” -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter written by Christo₱her Saturday October 29th 2O22.
Hyung Grace Kwan En Route To Astana Kazakhstan
South Korean vampire huntress Hyung Grace Kwan lops off the heads of vampires in practice and preparation for this week’s Inter-Faith Congress of Religious Leaders in Astana Kazakhstan (a city now called Nur-Sultan because current Kazakh leaders have bad taste as do most leaders in the world today).
The satanic AntiPope Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) would be attending the Inter-Faith Congress.
So probably no prayers would be said in Latin.
In addition to various religious leaders attending the Congress, there would be numerous vampires and vampiresses attending.
Most pre-eminent among them would be the ancient Egyptian vampire Osiris (worshipped as a deity by the Ancient and Accepted Scottish Rite of Freemasonry), the ancient Egyptian vampiress Isis (worshipped as a deity by the Grand Orient Lodge of France- the only Masonic lodge in the world that allows women to be members) and their son the ancient Egyptian vampire Horus (also worshipped as a deity by the Ancient and Accepted Scottish Rite of Freemasonry).
Also attending the Congress would be the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith who owns a great estate just north of the Kazakh capital.
Allatallahbel the Vampiress-Priestess of Baal (who briefly took possession of the Vatican for a few years beginning on October 13th 2017) would also be attending.
As would Pachamama (the dragon woman shapeshifting demon goddess of the Incas) and the Spirit Great-Grandmother of the West invoked by a Huron shaman in Quebec City, Canada at the request of Pope Francis.
The demons Baal, Baphomet, Mammon and Mephistopheles would also be attending.
After wiping her sword clean, Hyung listened to British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s podcast.
Renfield was commenting on the amount of witchcraft and sorcery being practiced in the world today.
He noted that the Spirit Great-Grandmother of the West was invoked in Canada on July 28th and the demon bull god Baal was quite literally worshipped at the opening ceremonies of the 2022 Commonwealth Games in Birmingham, England on the same date.
Then Renfield noted that within a month and a half of those two satanic pagan rituals, the Head of State of both countries (Canada and the United Kingdom) would pass away.
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.
“Sadly her son Prince Charles now King Charles III is more amiable to the Great Reset agenda of the World Economic Forum,” Renfield explained, “Let us hope and pray that he’ll come to his senses before it’s too late.”
“Amen,” said Hyung.
-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Monday September 12th
2022.
The Evil Eichmann Mengele
Conrad Schulz was a mere private in the German army when the Allies landed at Normandy on D-Day 1944. He hid from the fighting when the Allies landed.
He was still hiding in a haystack when the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith found him, bit him on the neck and turned him into a vampire.
As a vampire, Conrad Schulz changed his name to Eichmann Mengele.
He chose for his new name the last names of two of his heroes Adolf Eichmann and Dr. Josef Mengele.
Eichmann Mengele was initiated into Heinrich Himmler’s SS at Wewelsburg Castle on Christmas Day (although the Nazis had renamed the holiday Julsfest in 1941 and marked it as a celebration of the Winter Solstice rather than Christ’s birth and the Germanic god Wotan had replaced Saint Nicholas) 1944.
But the Third Reich would only last another four months.
Fortunately for Eichmann Mengele, he was brought to the U.S. under Operation Paperclip and joined the OSS which later became the CIA.
In 1950 he was named Director of the CIA’s Science and Research Division.
Eichmann Mengele called himself Doctor although he had never earned a Doctorate at any accredited University in the world.
Dr. Eichmann Mengele did teach himself Physics.
Mengele worked for the Deep State within the American intelligence establishment a group that sought to bring about a Fascist/Communist hybrid totalitarian One World Government.
Mengele established the CIA’s MK-ULTRA brainwashing experiments in Montreal in the 1950s.
In the early 1960s, Mengele used his knowledge of physics to bring about the death of an early staunch opponent of the American Deep State.
According to Mengele’s calculations, if he had a gunman firing from the top floor of the Texas School Book Depository and another 2 or 3 gunmen firing from the Grassy Knoll, he could successfully bump off this opponent of the Deep State.
Five years later, he arranged for a man who had been brainwashed by both the Church of Scientology and the Process Church of the Final Judgment to bump off the Deep State opponent’s younger brother (who was also an opponent of the Deep State).
The sole surviving brother in that family was a total idiot (after all the man’s idea of saving a drowning woman was to roll up the car windows and swim away).
That idiot brother was convinced to serve the interests of the American Deep State.
The idiot brother spent much of his political career turning the U.S. Democratic Party into a Neo-Bolshevik Communist Party (rather ironic given the fact that his two assassinated older brothers were staunch anti-Communists).
Another brilliant coup that Dr. Eichmann Mengele organized in 1969 dealt with a hippy commune leader who had studied brainwashing techniques in both the Church of Scientology and the Process Church of the Final Judgment.
In August of 1969, this hippy commune leader had his brainwashed followers butcher a rising young Hollywood actress and six other people over the course of three nights.
Mengele was pleased with all these results.
In 2020 Mengele worked on the development of vaccines.
Vaccines to bring all of humanity together into one group hive mind with no more individual thought.
“How are we going to have this play out?” Dr. Anthony Fauci had asked Dr. Eichmann Mengele.
“By telling them they must follow the science only it is we who will determine what the science is,” Dr. Eichmann Mengele answered.
“Will they do it?” Dr. Fauci inquired.
“Of course, contemporary public education as well as contemporary movies and TV and contemporary music have dumbed down most of the population quite considerably,” Dr. Mengele explained.
“So can you give me an analogy of how this Follow the Science mantra will work on the general population?” Dr. Fauci asked.
“All right,” Dr. Eichmann Mengele smiled, “The analogy is this statement: Five out of six scientists have proven that Russian roulette is harmless.”
“And the population will never give any thought on what happened to the sixth scientist,” a glimmer of understanding showed up on Dr. Fauci’s usually dimwitted face.
“Exactly,” Dr. Eichmann Mengele lit a cigar.
-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Tuesday August 23rd
2022.
Acheronus the Centaur Attacks Russian Military Base In Eastern Ukraine
Acheronus the Centaur from Acheron the River of Woe in the Underworld Realm of Hades (with a nude ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith riding his back) attacks a Russian military base in Eastern Ukraine
Acheronus the centaur usually used a bow and arrow to slay people.
But last night at a drunken party in the throne room of Hades and Persephone- King and Queen of the Underworld- a drunken Minotaur had sat down on top of Acheronus’ bow and arrow breaking it.
The bow and arrow had immediately been sent to Hephaestus for repair.
However Acheronus had recently been hired to attack a Russian military base in eastern Ukraine and he was without a weapon.
The centaur went to see a friend of his – Lilith the ancient Babylonian vampiress- about the matter.
Lilith gave him a metallic vampire bat triple edged scythe and golf club to mow down Russian soldiers.
As well as vampire bat metallic edged spurs for his front legs and a metallic vampire bat edged spur for his right arm.
Acheronus with his metallic vampire bat triple edged scythe and golf club and wearing his metallic vampire bat edged spurs as Lilith rides his back
Acheronus wiped out an entire battalion of 1200 Russian soldiers with his metallic vampire bat triple edged scythe and golf club.
Lilith then asked Acheronus if she could ride his front.
Acheronus replied that his personal development, physical exercise and motivatational coach advised him not to have sex when he was in warfare training.
British MP Renfield R. Renfield, when informed of this later, quipped, “I’d think seriously about changing my personal development, physical exercise and motivational coach for another.”
Russian President Vladimir Putin was angry when he heard about Acheronus’ wiping out of an entire Russian battalion.
He ordered all of Russia’s intelligence services to find out who was responsible for hiring Acheronus the centaur.
Whoever that individual was would be treated to a Polonium-210 cocktail.
If it was a national government, that nation would be subject to a hypersonic nuclear missile attack Putin vowed.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday May 12th
2022.
Lilith and Papal Attack On Israel
The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith casting a wiccan spell on the Bergoglioan Vatican which does not believe in the Trinity, the Incarnate Deity of Jesus Christ or the Real Presence of Christ in the Eucharist
Lilith spent the Eve of Epiphany (on the pre-1969 calendar) casting wiccan spells on the Vatican.
British MP Renfield R. Renfield (reading Set Enterprises Intelligence Report): I wonder what is compelling Pope Francis to convince various Middle Eastern Islamic states to attack Israel?
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday January 5th
2021.
Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Vampire Franz Kohler and The Black Hand
Sir Sean Connery (aka 007) appeared in a dream to British MP Renfield R. Renfield and told him, “Dr. Anthony Fauci is the hatchet man for a group of powerful and evil globalist villains.”
Meanwhile in California, a group of satanists were performing a human sacrifice in thanksgiving for Neo-Stalinist Governor Gavin Newsom not being recalled.
And over in Stockholm, Sweden, a woman was leaving the house of a slain Swedish microbiologist who had been examining the mRNA genetic modifier serums (called “vaccines” by the global medical technocracy) with a briefcase full of his documents.
Over in the Vatican, Samhain Cardinal Salaman was having a vision of Our Lady of La Salette weeping.
And over at the Wuhan Institute of Virology, the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau vampire Franz Kohler was being shown around the institute by Chinese People’s Liberation Army Gen. Li Zuocheng.
Suddenly Gen. Li’s Huawei smart phone went off.
He happened to see a Set News Network notification- a quote from British MP Renfield R. Renfield:
“Benedict Arnold is alive and well and living in U.S. Armed Services Chief of Staff Gen. Mark Milley.
Meanwhile Communist Chinese warships and a destroyer have been spotted off the coast of Alaska.”
-Renfield R. Renfield
“We’re really going to have to do something about that troublesome British MP,” Gen. Li seethed.
“What is this?” Franz Kohler asked as he pointed towards a liquid filled tank that contained what appeared to be a charcoal burnt black hand.
“That is a relic we call the Black Hand,” Gen. Li answered.
“I’m sure I’ve seen it before,” Kohler answered.
Indeed he had.
The Black Hand had crawled across the German-Polish border just prior to the Nazi invasion of Poland.
“It’s a good luck charm,” Gen. Li explained, “This Black Hand has been overseeing our research into the bat Coronavirus ever since Dr. Anthony Fauci started funding GAIN OF FUNCTION research into it here at the Wuhan Institute starting in 2017.”
“And where did you get the Black Hand?” Nazi SS officer Franz Kohler asked.
“It was a gift from George Soros,” Gen. Li answered.
As for evil globalist billionaire George Soros, he had a busy weekend this past weekend.
He was busy entertaining aging over the hill 1960s hallucinogenic drug taking flower child and so-called representative of the people Rep. Nancy Pelosi.
And a long long time ago in a land far far away the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith had made out with the Watcher angel Semjaza while two black wolves watched.
And Lilith gave birth to Azazel who taught men the art of war and women the art of enchantment.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday September 15th
2021.
Star-Crossed Leprechaun
“Darling, darling, what is it you saw?” Parker Andrewes asked his wife Claire.
“Perhaps Madame Andrewes would like a cup of tea?” Bela the butler put a tea tray down on the table next to the lounging chair where Claire Andrewes had collapsed after looking out the window.
“Tea would be nice,” said Claire.
“Darling, what was it you saw?” Parker Andrewes asked his wife again.
“A leprechaun,” Claire replied.
“A leprechaun?” Parker Andrewes was stunned by the reply.
“You mean like the wee green folk who live in Ireland?” Bela inquired.
“Yes,” Claire nodded.
Our story begins several hours earlier in the year 2021 at 10 Downing Street in London.
“And what did you say your name was again?” British Prime Minister Boris Johnson asked his bald headed guest with the big fangs protruding over his mouth.
“Count Nosferatu,” the bald headed man with big fangs answered.
“Count Nosferatu?” Johnson removed some scrambled eggs that had been caught in his hair, “You mean like Count Dracula?”.
“No, Count Nosferatu like the 1922 German silent film Nosferatu starring Max Schreck,” the bald headed vampire answered, “Although his name was Count Orlok in the film but mine is Nosferatu. That’s because I was the world’s first Nosferatu.”
“What’s the difference between Nosferatu and other vampires?” Johnson removed some slices of bacon caught in his hair.
“Nosferatu are bald headed vampires,” Count Nosferatu replied.
“Really?” Boris Johnson started washing his hair with Johnson’s Baby Shampoo, “I hope that won’t happen to me. The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith turned me into what she called a zombie nosferatu. I hope this doesn’t mean I’m going to go bald.”
“Many zombies still have hair,” Count Nosferatu reflected, “so perhaps you’ll be more zombie than nosferatu.”
“Gosh, I certainly hope so,” Johnson started drying his hair with heat from a toaster he held upside down over his head.
“I think someone’s filming us,” Count Nosferatu pointed to the potted plants on the stand outside the 2nd floor balcony window.
“It must be the blasted members of the press again,” Johnson seethed, “I’m going to settle this once and for all. I’m going to moon them.”
Johnson pulled his trousers and boxer shorts down.
He then turned around and bent over.
Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun was standing in the potted plants filming the Boris Johnson-Count Nosferatu meeting on behalf of Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol.
He was startled by the sight of Boris Johnson mooning him.
So much so that he pushed the wrong button on his Houdini-Tesla-Pantages-Welles-Lamarr Magic Lantern Film Projector and Camera.
The device could also serve as an instrument for time travel.
Yaldabaoth wound up in the year 1939 on the Parker Andrewes Estate near Watertown New York.
Claire Andrewes happened to be looking out the Andrewes mansion window at the time.
She noticed the wee leprechaun.
Yaldbaoth tried pushing another button on the device to return to the time from whence he came.
Instead he pushed a button that projected 3-D holographic images of the Boris Johnson-Count Nosferatu meeting including the British Prime Minister’s infamous mooning of the potted plants on the 2nd floor balcony window.
The sight of Johnson’s moon landing sent Claire Andrewes reeling into her lounging chair where her husband Parker and their butler Bela came rushing to her aid.
The ghost of radio show host Paul Harvey appeared outside the mansion and speaking into a ghostly microphone said, “And now you know the rest of the story.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday March 11th
2021.
A Cold War Vampire Comes Out From The Cold
Former East German Stasi scientist Dr. Nicht Werhoffen (who now worked as a scientist for the Russian FSB in Moscow) was visiting the Stasi archives in Moscow.
The Stasi archives had been moved from East Berlin to Moscow shortly after the fall of the Berlin Wall on November 9th 1989.
Among the archives was rumoured to be a secret weapon of the East German Stasi (East Germany’s secret police force) that was to be released upon the world when the time was right.
Last night as Dr. Nicht Werhoffen lay in bed, the ghost of the late East German Communist General-Secretary Erich Honecker (looking well roasted from roasting on a rotating barbeque spit over open flames down in Tartarus for almost 30 years) appeared to him and told him the time had come to release Communist East Germany’s secret weapon upon the world.
Honecker gave Werhoffen the archive file number before the 3-headed dog Cerberus appeared and started nipping at his heels driving him back to Tartarus.
The next day Werhoffen located the file number in the archives and opened a large crate which contained a refrigerator.
Werhoffen opened the refrigerator and inside was a vampire inside a block of ice.
The accompanying note explained the vampire was an East German Stasi agent Ernst Grune who had been turned into a vampire by the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith back in early 1989.
Lilith had told Grune that Soviet style Communism must shortly disappear for awhile – roughly 30 years- and then be reborn.
Grune must put himself on ice for the next 30 years and then awaken to embrace the dawn of a new Neo-Bolshevik Neo-Soviet Communism.
“A great reset,” Lilith smiled bearing her sharp glistening vampiric fangs just as she was about to close the refrigerator door.
“May I quote you on that?” Grune asked just as she slammed the refrigerator door down.
Ernst Grune never had the chance to quote Lilith on that but Klaus Schwab, George Soros, Pope Francis, Joe Biden and Justin Trudeau certainly did.
Werhoffen melted the ice containing Grune.
The ghost of Mao Tse-tung then appeared and gave Grune his instructions.
Grune stared at Mao with a stupefied look on his face.
The ghost of Mao’s translator then showed up (he had stopped off to take a walk through Gorky Park) and a clearly irritated Mao repeated his instructions while his translator translated from Chinese to German.
Ernst Grune was to go to Washington DC and instruct the Neo-Bolshevik Communists in the FBI and the U.S. Department of Homeland Security on surveillance and interrogation techniques fit for a Communist society.
“All right,” said Grune, “I can do that.”
The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith: Turned East German Stasi operative Ernst Grune into a vampire.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday February 16th
2021.
Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI To Receive Forced Vaccination
“The best argument against taking the vaccine is the fact that the Communist “Pope” Francis says everyone should take it.”
-Renfield R. Renfield British MP
As another part of the ongoing tyranny descending upon the world in the form of a dark lifeless mist ever since the spiritual/political virus known as Covid Communism descended upon the world in the wake of Xi Jinping’s Chinese Communist Party releasing a bioengineered weapon from the Wuhan Institute of Virology (whether intentional or accidental), the tyranny now extended to Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI who did not wish to receive the vaccine but the Vatican decided he’d be given a mandatory vaccine against his will.
The news reached the attention of British MP Renfield R. Renfield.
He discussed it with Athelstan the personal butler and valet to the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.
“I’m now formulating a plan with my field operatives in my personal British Army brigade of gurkhas to break into the Vatican and rescue Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI before he’s given the DeathVaxx as Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher calls it,” Renfield explained.
“Break into the Vatican?” Athelstan raised an eyebrow, “But isn’t that place well guarded?”.
“It is,” Renfield nodded, “But you must remember that this will be a whole brigade of gurkhas attacking them. There aren’t too many guards on Earth who can hold out against an entire brigade of gurkhas. The only thing is that there may be demons guarding the Vatican according to the latest Set Enterprises Intelligence report. Still if there is any mortal warrior on Earth capable of kicking a demon’s ass, it would be a gurkha.”
“Good luck with that, sir,” Athelstan remarked as he went off to prepare a tray of tea and crumpets for Set.
Meanwhile in the woods outside the vampiress Lilith’s palatial estate near Astana, Kazakhstan:
Golgotha daughter of the vampiress Lilith with her pet raven Ancient Mariner’s Albatross on her shoulder
“Listen, Alby,” she called him by her pet name for him, “Listen to the silence but soon the world will be crawling with zombie nosferatu.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday January 12th
2020.
Lilith Turns Boris Johnson Into A Zombie Nosferatu
The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith dancing in her flying palace that’s born aloft through the air by demons
Lilith was in a celebratory mood tonight as she danced in her flying palace that was born aloft through the air by demons.
She had successfully turned British Prime Minister Boris Johnson into a zombie nosferatu.
Unlike your regular nosferatu, a zombie nosferatu was unable to turn other people into vampires.
And a zombie nosferatu unlike your run of the mill zombie or your run of the mill nosferatu was able to walk around in both daylight and nighttime.
In that way, zombie nosferatus were able to pass themselves off as being human.
By turning Boris Johnson into a zombie nosferatu, she had turned him into a Communist.
For Communism was the way to go.
Communism was the way of the future the dark gods and goddesses and dark vampires and vampiresses had decided.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday January 10th
2020.
Dracul Van Helsing 
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