Pachamama Worshipping Archbishop of Lima Peru Denies Incarnate Deity of Christ and His Sacrifice On The Cross
Sonia the Dragon Princess With Her Pet Green Dragon
The ghosts of Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar and Napoleon Bonaparte stood alongside the Christmas tree in Rome’s Saint Peter’s Square.
They had been asked to congregate there by Hermes the messenger god of the Greek pantheon who said they were to meet someone there.
Loki the Norse trickster god walked by carrying the world’s largest Hydra meat pizza (made out of frozen meat that had been transported to the Norse icy world of Niflheim by Loki from the body of the multiheaded Hydra of the Lake of Lerna slain by the Greek hero Hercules as the second of his Twelve Labors).
Since the dawning of the Age of Aquarius officially started on December 21st 2021 according to a prognostication by the Egyptian god Thoth who made the announcement on a 2019 tour of Australia where he stopped to sample some of the infamous Uncle Ernie’s notorious peanut butter cookies (which apparently contained more than just peanut butter), it was arranged for the Hydra meat to be defrosted “and then eaten, in the midst of an Aeschylus god of medicine caused pandemic, by all the leaders of the world” according to a prophecy of the little known Drunken Sibyl of Knock, Ireland.
Eating the meat would cause all the world’s political leaders to think exactly the same.
Some of the hydra meat was also to be put in the Aeschylus and Dr. Faust created vaccines (really genetic serums) where little synthetic biological particles called hydra vulgaris would then arise.
The Hydra Vulgaris took its name from the Hydra slain by Hercules.
Apparently that hydra used a lot of profanity and swearing in its language so it was often called vulgar.
Just as the Hydra’s one immortal head was about to be cut off by a golden sword given to Hercules by Athena, the Hydra’s immortal head broke into a solid screech of profanity before finally dying.
As Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar and Napoleon talked among themselves by the Christmas tree, they recalled how each of them were approached by a beautiful woman who wore a live small green dragon as an earring before they embarked on their particular campaigns of world conquest.
Her name was Sonia the Dragon Princess.
They saw her approaching them now.
And another individual- a mortal man- soon joined the ghostly conquerers as Sonia approached.
. . .
During a December 19th 2021 homily at Mass, Carlos Castillo Mattasoglio the Pachamama worshipping Archbishop of Lima Peru preached, “Jesus doesn’t die offering the sacrifice of a holocaust; Jesus dies as a murdered layman.”
He added that “Jesus dies as a layman who gives hope to humanity, he dies as a human being like all of you.”
A radical feminist lesbian nun sang the Sir Elton John song lyrics, “It’s no sacrifice at all…” as she watched the homily on video.
The archbishop’s homily of Jesus as “a murdered layman” and not being a “sacrifice of a holocaust (sin offering)” contradicted Saint Paul’s Letter to the Hebrews where Paul said Christ is the “High Priest who offers Himself once and for all for the forgiveness of sins”.
As for his statement, “he dies as a human being like all of you”, he contradicts Saint John who wrote, “Who is a liar but he who denies that Jesus is the Christ (God Incarnate in the Flesh)? He is Antichrist that denieth the Father and the Son.”
Meanwhile over in Chicago, the Baal and Baphomet worshipping Blaise Cardinal Cupich the Archbishop of Chicago issued a proclamation that forbade use of the Traditional Roman Rite Latin Liturgy on Christmas, the Easter Triduum, Easter Sunday, Pentecost and the first Sunday of each month.
In Rome the mortal man who had just been anointed by the green dragon earring of Sonia the Dragon Princess was pleased with the pronouncements of Archbishop Carlos Castillo Mattasoglio and Blaise Cardinal Cupich.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday December 27th
2021.
Dracul Van Helsing 
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