Limerick Sung By Captain Jack Sparrow: A Poem

April 28, 2016 at 8:16 pm (Arts, Celebrities, Entertainment, Humour, News, Poetry) (, , , , , , )

Limerick Sung By Captain Jack Sparrow: A Poem

I took my puppy dogs to Australia
where I encountered an Agriculture Minister without genitalia
He told me my dogs did not have the proper ID
so one of them raised a hind leg and took on said minister a pee
now I’m forced to make a video looking like an endorsing Trump Chris Christie.

-A limerick sung by Captain Jack Sparrow

from a poem written by Christopher
Thursday April 28th 2016.

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Limerick About An Irishman Named Barney

September 5, 2014 at 4:58 pm (Humour, Poetry) (, , , , , , , )

Limerick About An Irishman Named Barney

There was a man named Barney
who visited every pub in Killarney
he drank so much stout
while walking about
his kidney stone they kiss and call Blarney

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Limerick About The Hacking of Celebrity Nude Photos On iCloud

September 4, 2014 at 4:59 pm (Entertainment, News, Poetry) (, , , , , , )

Limerick About The Hacking of Celebrity Nude Photos On iCloud

There was once a system called iCloud
that had photos of Hollywood’s beautiful crowd
some might think it rude
swiping photos of them in the nude
causing many a celeb to scream out loud

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Limericks About Two World Leaders- Vladimir Putin and Barack Obama

September 3, 2014 at 3:44 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, History, News, Poetry) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Limericks About 2 World Leaders

Limerick About Vladimir Putin

There was a man named Putin
for world opinion didn’t give a hootin’
marched into Ukraine
giving Europe much pain
and Stalin’s ghost’s a-rootin’

Limerick About Barack Obama

There was a man named Obama
under whose rule was slain Osama
but when it came to ISIS
he suffered paralysis
and couldn’t strategize worth a damn-a

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A Bastille Day Limerick

July 14, 2013 at 7:07 pm (Poetry) (, , , , , , , , , , )

There was a young man from Castile

who was there that day at the Bastille

when the Revolution started

and Robespierre farted

and royal Louis’  head was brought to heel.

-A limerick written
 by Christopher
 Sunday July 14th
 2013
 The  224th
 Anniversary
 of the start
 of the
 French Revolution.

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