Limerick Sung By Captain Jack Sparrow: A Poem
Limerick Sung By Captain Jack Sparrow: A Poem
I took my puppy dogs to Australia
where I encountered an Agriculture Minister without genitalia
He told me my dogs did not have the proper ID
so one of them raised a hind leg and took on said minister a pee
now I’m forced to make a video looking like an endorsing Trump Chris Christie.
-A limerick sung by Captain Jack Sparrow
from a poem written by Christopher
Thursday April 28th 2016.
Limerick About An Irishman Named Barney
Limerick About An Irishman Named Barney
There was a man named Barney
who visited every pub in Killarney
he drank so much stout
while walking about
his kidney stone they kiss and call Blarney
Limerick About The Hacking of Celebrity Nude Photos On iCloud
Limerick About The Hacking of Celebrity Nude Photos On iCloud
There was once a system called iCloud
that had photos of Hollywood’s beautiful crowd
some might think it rude
swiping photos of them in the nude
causing many a celeb to scream out loud
A Bastille Day Limerick
There was a young man from Castile
who was there that day at the Bastille
when the Revolution started
and Robespierre farted
and royal Louis’ head was brought to heel.
-A limerick written
by Christopher
Sunday July 14th
2013
The 224th
Anniversary
of the start
of the
French Revolution.
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