Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou Released From Canada and Communist China Releases The Two Michaels In Return

September 24, 2021 at 11:41 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Following a plea bargain with the U.S. Justice Department, Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou has had extradition charges against her in Canada dropped and she has now returned to China.

After the release of Meng Wanzhou, the People’s Republic of China released the men who were called the Two Michaels- Canadian citizens Michael Kovrig and Michael Spavor who were arrested by Chinese authorities in December 2018 just days after the arrest of Meng Wanzhou at Vancouver International Airport in British Columbia, Canada.

The two Michaels were held in solitary confinement for over 1,000 days.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield explained to his friend Amadeus Emanon the background of the deal.

Vietnamese vampiress Ho Babylon Minh (the vampiress granddaughter of Vietnamese leader Ho Chi Minh) who was now a secret agent for the Republic of Taiwan had taken senile old fool Joe Biden’s perverted son Hunter Biden hostage.

A tearful Hunter Biden had called his father Joe, “Dad, there’s a Vietnamese vampiress here who’s threatening to crush my tiny testicles unless you pressure the Department of Justice to drop all criminal charges against Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou. Dad, do what you can. I need my tiny testicles to be able to sleep with underage Asian girls.”

“Don’t worry, son,” Joe maneuvered to get his stuffed dead German shepherd dog Champ off his leg while he sat on the toilet, “I’ll do everything in my power to save your tiny testicles or I wasn’t elected President of the United States.”

“I wish you wouldn’t use that analogy, Dad,” Hunter Biden cried, “Because you weren’t elected President of the United States.”

“Oh,” Joe Biden looked down as Champ finally let go of his leg.

“Jill,” Joe called after his wife, “How many vaccine injections has Champ had?”.

“Way, way beyond the now FDA approved third booster shot,” Jill called out.

“Oh, because he’s starting to remind me of the cat buried in that cemetery and ancient burial ground in the very first movie version made of Stephen King’s Pet Sematary,” Joe said.

Moving with the speed of a ruler in a despotic Stalinist state (which the U.S.A. had now become), Joe got on the phone to the Department of Justice.

Saying that he was going to sign an Executive Order ordering that all Department of Justice employees undergo mandatory vasectomies and tubal ligations or be fired (just like he had ordered mandatory vaccinations for all U.S. federal government employees).

He would not sign the Executive Order if they reached a plea bargain deal with Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou however.

The U.S. Department of Justice reached a plea bargain deal with Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou.

Now all that remained was for Communist China to release the two Michaels.

Communist China’s Supreme Leader the Neo-Maoist self-proclaimed god and Emperor of Dialectical Materialist Heaven Xi Jinping however decided he wouldn’t release the Two Michaels right away.

“That pompous pipsqueak and pansy Justin Trudeau needs to be taught a lesson,” Xi fumed as he ate an overdone egg roll, “I’ll keep them in jail for another year and then I’ll release them. Just to be petty about it.”

After shooting his egg roll chef, Xi Jinping suddenly found his tiny testicles in the grip of a pair of pliers wielded by Chinese vampiress Mei-ling Manchu (a former CCP Communist and current member of the Chinese Constantinian Blue Willow Milvian Bridge Freedom Fighters).

Xi spoke to his Supreme Leader reflection in his Maleficent magic mirror.

“Oh great Supreme Leader,” Xi spoke in a high-pitched soprano like voice, “The vampiress Mei-ling Manchu is threatening to crush my tiny testicles unless I release the Two Michaels- Canadian citizens Michael Kovrig and Michael Spavor that I took as hostages after the brainless Canadian Federal Government stupidly arrested Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou on behalf of their Fascist-Nazi-Soviet Stalinist American Deep State overlords. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was willing to move Heaven and Earth and Hell in interfering with the Canadian judicial system in order to save a corrupt Quebec construction firm from criminal prosecution (which led to the resignation of Canada’s first indigenous First Nations peoples Minister of Justice Jody Wilson-Raybould from cabinet because she refused to go along with her boss the failed Al Jolson minstrel show impersonator’s despicable plan). But Trudeau was not willing to move Heaven and Earth and Hell in interfering with the Canadian judicial system to ensure the Two Michaels’ release from China.”

“What are you asking me to do?” Xi’s reflection in the mirror yawned as he ate an overdone egg roll and then shot the reverse image egg roll chef.

“To order the release of Canadians Michael Kovrig and Michael Spavor- the Two Michaels- from prison and return them to Canada. Otherwise my tiny testicles will be crushed and I won’t be able to have sex with anyone,” Xi wept.

Xi’s Supreme Leader mirror reflection consented to Xi’s request and ordered the release of the two Canadians.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield then had a late Friday evening dinner with vampiresses Ho Babylon Minh and Mei-ling Manchu in the restaurant atop the Eiffel Tower.

The gothic trio pushed some Neo-Vichy Paris policemen to their deaths when the latter group raised a fuss about the former not having any vaccine passports identification.

Mei-ling Manchu visiting Castle Dracula in Transylvania earlier this summer.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday September 24th
2021.

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Xi’s Overindulgence In Egg Rolls Leads To Nightmares

June 4, 2021 at 10:38 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Musicians at a Hong Kong concert for the victims of the June 4th 1989 Tiananmen Square Massacre.

Xi Jinping the despotic and genocidal Communist dictator of the People’s Republic of China had overindulged in egg rolls with extra sweet plum sauce this evening.

As the result of his overindulgence began to weigh on his stomach, Xi turned on the television.

To his horror, he stumbled across a channel that had the audacity to show an illegal concert being held in Hong Kong tonight to commemorate the victims of the June 4th 1989 Tiananmen Square Massacre.

The musician on the right was Xi’s notable enemy the vampiress Mei-ling Manchu.

The sight of vampiress Mei-ling Manchu a notable enemy of the Chinese Communist Party performing at an illegal concert in Hong Kong commemorating the 32nd anniversary of the Tiananmen Square Massacre was too much for Xi to handle.

After putting in a phone call ordering that the programming manager of the TV channel that had broadcast the illegal concert commemorating the Tiananmen Square Massacre be immediately shot by firing squad, Xi took a sleeping pill and went to bed.

In his dream, Xi dreamed that he was a captive of British MP Renfield R. Renfield.

“Now,” said Renfield, “I want you to sign this confession admitting that the Covid-19 virus was released by the Wuhan Institute of Virology.”

“Never,” Xi refused.

“That sleeping pill you took earlier was no sleeping pill,” Renfield grinned, “Mei-ling Manchu substituted pills designed to give one a heart atack. I won’t call an ambulance to help you unless you sign a confession.”

Xi started clutching his chest as he began to feel the onset of a heart attack.

“I got the idea from watching an episode of the American soap opera The Young and The Restless,” Renfield sipped a martini with two olives and a twist of lemon, “Ashlyn Locke tried to renege on a business deal with Victor Newman in the Newman home. He suddenly started having a heart attack in the Newman living room because he had found out a couple of hours earlier that his wife Tara had had an affair with Kyle Abbott. As Locke started keeling over from the heart attack, he asked Victor Newman to call him an ambulance. Victor said he’d only call him an ambulance if he signed the contract selling Xerxes Media to him Victor Newman. Finally Locke signed just before keeling over. And then Victor called the ambulance. I suggest you might want to sign this confession before that happens to you.”

“Never,” Xi fell on his knees to the floor.

At that moment, the body of Dr. Anthony Fauci is carried out on a stretcher.

“Look and beware,” Renfield pointed at Fauci’s body, “He refused to sign a confession admitting that he had funded gain of function research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology. And now he’s no more. No doubt there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth in the newsrooms of CNN, The New York Times and The Washington Post when they hear the news.”

“I shall never sign,” Xi keeled over and died of a heart attack.

The Chinese Communist despot then dreamed he was thrown into the fires of Tartarus.

“But wait,” Xi cried as the flames of Hell began licking his body, “The Irish-Jewish American science-fiction writer George Finneganburg said that there would be a void after death not this.”

Xi’s screams echoed through eternity.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday June 4th
2021.

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Renfield, Bill Gates and A Man Named Jed

May 10, 2021 at 10:29 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was hosting another one of his Monday night podcasts.

He was finishing his podcast by singing a pair of songs.

Grabbing his guitar he sang the theme song from the 1960s TV series The Beverly Hillbillies:

Well this is the story about a man named Jed
Poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed
Then one day he was shooting at some food
When up from the ground came a bubbling crude
-oil- that is – black gold – Texas tea
Well the first thing you know old Jed’s a millionaire
Kinfolk said, Jed, move away from here
California is the place you ought to be
So he packed up the truck and he moved to Beverly
-Hills- that is – Swimming pools – movie stars-
Y’all come back now, ya hear?

Renfield then announced that he was going to sing a song about Bill Gates to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies theme song:

Well this is the story about a man named Bill
Thought developing virus ridden software would give people quite the thrill
Then one day he kissed himself a toad
And up from the ground popped a new DNA code
-genetically modified- it is- hybrid key
Well the first thing you know old Bill’s a billionaire
Kinfolk said, Bill, move away from here,
Communist China is the place you ought to be
So he packed up his soul and he moved to Shangri-lee
-Communist- he is- mainstream media celebrity-
Y’all take the vaccine now, ya hear?

. . .

After the podcast, Renfield was having tea with his friend Amadeus Emanon and Set Enterprises’ eccentric scientist Dr. Marmalade Montague.

“So I hear Pope Francis sent a video message to the recent Selena Gomez hosted and Prince Harry and Meghan Markle approved concert last Saturday titled Vax Live: The Concert To Reunite The World,” Renfield noted, “that was shown live on YouTube and you can apparently still view the full concert there.”

“Francis spoke to that concert live and sent his greetings?” Amadeus was flabbergasted.

“Apparently,” Renfield nodded.

“I watched the first minute and a half of that concert,” said Amadeus, “When it started with bearded men wearing women’s evening dresses in the dressing room, I thought I was watching a future U.S. Democratic Party Convention and decided not to see the rest.”

“A wise decision undoubtedly,” Renfield agreed.

“The title of that concert Vax Live: The Concert To Reunite The World,” Dr. Marmalade Montague put a slice of lemon in his tea, “I take it the vax being referred to is the Covid Vax?”.

“Yes, the vax that is being promoted by the next mega rock band Bill Gates and The T-Rex ETs whose music is really out of this world,” Renfield commented.

“The second part of the title The Concert To Reunite The World,” Dr. Marmalade Montague sipped his tea, “Now there have been great and vast empires throughout history but when have all the peoples of the world been fully united as one?”.

“There was only one other time in history I was told by Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds yesterday,” Renfield answered, “And that was at the building of the Tower of Babel.”

“So the Pope and Prince Harry and Meghan Markle and all the celebrities who participated in that concert,” Marmalade Montague put down his tea cup, “They’re seeking to re-accomplish what was done at Babel.”

“That’s right,” Renfield nodded.

“But what happened at Babel didn’t really turn out so well in the end,” Amadeus commented.

“That’s very true,” Renfield had to agree.

. . .

Meanwhile in the People’s Republic of China, Renfield’s friend and ally Mei-ling Manchu was using her famous Dance of The Fans to ward off an attack from the Black Dragon (who was Xi Jinping’s supernatural spirit entity advisor).

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday May 10th 2021

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Mei-ling Manchu and A Clockwork Orange

April 13, 2021 at 10:41 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield had met vampiress Mei-ling Manchu yesterday at the Green Dragon and Shamrock B. And B. (Bed and Breakfast) in Beijing, China.

There Renfield had given Mei-ling Manchu the bomb that Set Enterprises’ chief acientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher had invented and designed to kill Communist China’s paramount leader Xi Jinping.

The bomb was called A Clockwork Orange and it was a cuckoo clock made out of mandarin oranges.

When the orange clock timed and chimed the hour, a cuckoo bird bearing the head of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau emerged from the top part of the clock and said “Cuckoo! Cuckoo!”.

The bottom sides of the cuckoo clock would open immediately afterwards and a medieval knight who looked like a young Malcolm McDowell (as the British actor would have looked in about 1971) would then chase a figure of the despotic Holy Roman Emperor Frederick II around until he finally beheaded him.

When this happened, the cuckoo bird with Justin Trudeau’s head would emerge from the top part of the clock for one final “Cuckoo!” before Justin’s head would fall on to the track below where a train blowing “Choo! Choo!” would run over his head.

The whole complex scenario with cast of characters would be played all over again an hour later when the orange clock timed and chimed the next hour.

The idea and inspiration for the clock had come from the dazzling imagination of Renfield R. Renfield himself although the mechanisms for the clock (made out of a particularly hard variety of Dr. Cadbury Rocher developed mandarin oranges) were made by Dr. Rocher.

The Clockwork Orange device itself had been fitted with an unusual tracking mechanism designed to detect the particular individual DNA of Xi Jinping himself within a distance of one foot.

The device would then go off as a bomb killing Xi instantly.

In the meantime, other people could enjoy the splendid mechanisms and unique mechanical performances hour upon the hour of the Clockwork Orange contraption until such time as it wound up in the presence of Xi.

Then it would be like that old 1960s TV commercial for a now defunct brand of toilet paper called Zee in which children’s voices at the end of the commercial said, “Mommy, there’s no more Zee.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday April 13th
2021.

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Mei-ling Manchu At The Green Dragon and Shamrock B and B In Beijing

April 12, 2021 at 10:59 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Romance, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Vampiress Mei-ling Manchu waiting outside the Green Dragon and Shamrock B and B in Beijing

Vampiress Mei-ling Manchu was waiting outside the Green Dragon and Shamrock B and B (Bed and Breakfast) in Beijing.

Mei-ling Manchu had once been a loyal follower of the CCP (Chinese Communist Party).

But during the last decade she had come to realize that the CCP had only increasd misery not alleviated it.

For the real purpose of the CCP had been, like that of Communist parties everywhere, to crush the human soul.

Having once been a dialectical materialist, she had not believed in the existence of the human soul.

But in the dissidents she had occasionally met over the years, those dissidents who had stood up against the CCP regime in Beijing, she had come to realize that the human soul and the human spirit did exist in those dissidents.

Those who continued to follow the regime, followed its despotic decrees day by day and meekly accepted the CCP’s diabolic Social Credit score were allowing their souls day by day to die little by little.

Until one day their souls were no more.

And they were just human fleshed cogs in a CCP machine who’d one day be replaced by robot cogs in the machine as the Transhumanism of the new Xi Jinping inspired CCP Transhumanism and the Transhumanism of the western globalist technocratic Fascism of the capitalist West merged into one.

What was killing the souls of the once great Chinese people was now killing the souls of people across the globe.

For lockdowns and isolation and the creation of a two-tiered system of people via vaccine passports was spreading throughout the world.

And most did not resist.

For their souls had been killed by the diabolical dialectic materialism of monopolistic capitalism with its greed and avarice (what Saint Paul had dubbed “the love of money” which the Apostle had further noted was “the root of all evil”).

Like Esau in the Bible who had sold his inheritance for a bowl of pottage, so the peoples of the West had sold their inheritance (their souls) for a bowl of pottage (whatever little bits of slop their globalist technocratic masters threw at them as long as they kept on their masks, practiced their social distancing and continued their OCD continuous handwashing).

The Green Dragon and Shamrock B. and B. in Beijing was owned by Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun.

He had been granted permission to open this B. and B. by Chinese Premier Chou En-lai back in the early 1970s.

As David Cheung the owner of Edmonton’s Pearl River Restaurant had once told a young University student (today a Calgary based geopolitical analyst friend of Renfield) that when Chou died “the people of China wept both in public and in private but when Mao died they wept in public but not in private”).

The inference being that Chou did have the interests of the Chinese people at heart even though he had mistakenly chosen the philosophy of Marxism-Leninism to bring about a better society.

While Mao did not have the interests of the Chinese people at heart.

He was a megalomaniac who craved power for power’s sake.

Just like today Xi Jinping was a 2nd Mao Tse-tung.

Chou and Yaldabaoth had once made their own recipe a Peking Duck Irish Stew together and Chou had let Yaldabaoth have this property as his reward.

And today Mei-ling Manchu was meeting British MP Renfield R. Renfield at the Green Dragon and Shamrock B. and B. to put the final touches on their plan to kill Xi Jinping.

Renfield, who had disappeared from public sight in Britain last week, had in fact been flying the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s invisible dirigible airship The Claude Rains and Lamont Cranston Project One over to China.

Renfield and Mei-ling greeted one another with a hug and a kiss and then went into the B. and B.

“Mei-ling,” Renfield inquired, “Sherrielock Holmes was telling me about anassignment she had once done for Britain’s MI-6. The matter apparently involved then California U.S. Republican Senatorial candidate Richard M. Nixon and yourself. She had hired a Los Angeles private eye Carson Cody Albion to see what was going on. Apparently Albion discovered that you had failed in your attempt to seduce Nixon.”

“I did not fail,” Mei-ling said, “It turns out that Nixon, despite his many faults, was at least loyal and faithful to his wife which is not true of most male politicians of whatever political stripe in the U.S.A.”.

“So you got nothing out of your encounter?” Renfield sipped his cup of green tea.

“I did hypnotize him with a Ming dynasty pocket watch- the first pocket watch ever invented,” Mei-ling noted, “I said whenever he heard a German wearing glasses singing the Bob Hope song Thanks For The Memories, then he was to open up diplomatic relations with the government of the People’s Republic of China. One of our operatives Ho Babylon Minh hypnotized Dr. Henry Kissinger via use of a blow job to sing the Bob Hope song Thanks For The Memories at a White House gala in early 1971. That set everything in motion. Nixon in a live TV address on July 15th 1971 announced that he would be visiting the People’s Republic of China.”

As Mei-ling Manchu tossed a 1000-Year-Old egg into a nearby garbage can, Renfield wondered to himself, “I wonder who got the best end of the stick? Nixon or Kissinger?”.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday April 12th
2021.

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Orson Welles Tells A Story About An Ox On Chinese New Year’s Eve

February 11, 2021 at 10:41 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield and the ghost of Orson Welles were celebrating Chinese New Year’s Eve via Skype with Mei-ling Manchu (who was Renfield’s ally in seeking to topple the Communist despot Xi Jinping from power in China).

Mei-ling Manchu was sampling a most delectable variety of rice wine.

Renfield was sipping from a rather large glass of sherry.

Orson Welles’ ghost was sipping from a rather large spectral glass of spectral sherry.

“Well, Happy Year of the Ox,” Welles raised his glass in a toast.

“Happy Year of the Ox,” Renfield and Mei-ling joined in.

They drank to the New Year.

Hoping it would be better than the Year of the Rat which saw various plagues descend upon the world.

“Do you know there’s a little known Arthurian tale about Merlin being turned into an ox by the enchantress Morgan le Fay?” Welles’ ghost asked.

“It must be little known,” Renfield admitted, “because I don’t know it.”

Mei-ling laughed.

“Yes,” Welles’ ghostly cheeks were turning from ghostly white to cherry red after imbibing much sherry, “I’ll tell it to you now.”

And this is the story Welles’ ghost told:

It had come to the attention of Morgan le Fay that Merlin was urging Arthur to exile her from Camelot for making illegal moonshine.

The moon was apparently shining on nights when there wasn’t a full moon.

Angry, Morgan took a walk into the woods.

There she stumbled upon an inn The Wild Boar Inn.

Morgan entered the inn, ordered a glass of mead and sat down by the fireplace.

While there she noticed the rather corpulent Baron Grimwald of Grease sitting at a table demanding a large pot sized bowl of boiled ox soup.

“But there’s no ox in the vicinity,” the innkeeper protested.

“Bullocks,” Baron Grimwald cursed.

Morgan left a coin on the table after finishing her glass of mead and left the inn.

While traversing a path through the woods, she stumbled upon Merlin.

Morgan recalled a spell for turning a person into an ox and so she did that to Merlin.

She hastened back to the inn.

“Oh, innkeeper,” she laughed, “There’s an ox walking along that path through the woods. You can now give Baron Grimwald his large pot sized bowl of boiled ox soup.”

“Great,” the innkeeper grabbed all his butcher knives and headed out with his servants to slay and cut up the ox.

Merlin’s owl realized his master was in trouble so headed back to Camelot Castle for help.

Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table were at the time at a jousting tournament in another part of the realm.

Queen Guenevere was there however and she could even speak owl even though no one else in King Arthur’s court gave a hoot.

So Queen Guenevere got on her grayish white horse and rode to the rescue.

She arrived at the Wild Boar Inn just as the innkeeper and his servants were about to butcher the poor ox.

“Wait,” Guenevere got off her high horse.

“Your Majesty,” the innkeeper and his servants bowed to her.

Guenevere happened to know the spell for turning an ox back into a man and therefore used it.

The ox turned back into Merlin.

“Bullocks,” said Morgan when she saw what happened.

“”Bullocks,” said Baron Grimwald when he saw that his dinner was no more.

“And so that’s how Guenevere rescued Merlin from becoming a broiled ox soup,” Welles’ ghost smiled.

“No, I’ve definitely never heard that story before,” Renfield admitted.

“Nor I,” said Mei-ling.

“Here’s to the Year of the Ox,” Welles raised his glass again.

“Happy New Year,” Renfield and Mei-ling joined in the toast.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday February 11th
2021.

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Renfield’s Sunday Night Podcast On Covid Communism

November 1, 2020 at 11:21 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Spy Tales, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was having a conversation via Skype with his friend Amadeus Emanon who resides in Australia prior to Renfield going live on air via a livestream video podcast on YouTube.

Renfield: Amadeus, you know of my close friendship with the Kraken Napoleon VI who’s the leader of the French Aquarian Age Bonapartist Party?

Amadeus: Yes, I do.

Renfield: How would you react if I told you I was a card-carrying member of the French Aquarian Age Bonapartist Party?

Amadeus: Well, I’d find it rather strange since you’re not a French citizen.

Renfield (nodding): Exactly. Don’t worry I’m not a member of the French Aquarian Age Bonapartist Party. Similarly the Kraken who’s a French citizen, would you not find it strange if he was a card-carrying member of the British Transhumanist Party of which I’m the leader?

Amadeus (nodding): I would. Since he’s a French citizen and not a British subject.

Renfield: That’s right. Neither would you expect the Mayor of Sydney, Australia to be a card-carrying member of the Federal Liberal Party of Canada?

Amadeus: Of course not.

Renfield: Or Britain’s Conservative Party Prime Minister Boris Johnson to be a card-carrying member of the Scottish Nationalist Party?

Amadeus: Most definitely not.

Renfield: Let’s turn now to people across the world who share the same ideology- Marxism. You wouldn’t expect Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro to be a card-carrying member of Kim Jong-un’s Workers’ Party of Korea would you? Or vice-versa? North Korea’s Kim Jong-un to be a card carrying member of Nicolas Maduro’s United Socialist Party of Venezuela?

Amadeus: No.

Renfield: Similarly you wouldn’t expect Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders to be a card-carrying member of former Bolivian President Evo Morales’ Movement For Socialism Party of Bolivia? Or vice-versa? Former Bolivian President Evo Morales to be a card-carrying member of the U.S. Democratic Party?

Amadeus: Most definitely not.

Amadeus was starting to wonder where Renfield was going with this but he knew Renfield well enough to know there was reason to his friend’s madness.

Renfield: Looking back at history, you wouldn’t expect Adolf Hitler to be a card-carrying member of the Fascist Party of Italy would you? Or Benito Mussolini to be a card-carrying member of the German National Socialist Workers’ Party?

Amadeus (looking more and more perplexed): Of course not.

Renfield: Or let’s look at history’s greatest Communist tyrants. You wouldn’t expect Chairman Mao Tse-tung to be a card-carrying member of the Soviet Communist Party would you? Or Soviet dictator Josef Stalin to be a card-carrying member of the Chinese Communist Party (CCP)?

Amadeus (exasperated): No, Renfield, where the Hell are you going with this?

Renfield (grinning): I’m glad you asked, Amadeus. Because the Set Enterprises’ Intelligence Unit has discovered that Dr. Anthony Fauci the director of the U.S. National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases is actually a card-carrying member of the Chinese Communist Party (CCP).

Amadeus (spitting out his red wine and sweet and sour scallops all over his good trousers): What the fuck? Are you serious?

Renfield: Yes. Someone in our intelligence unit came up with that idea a couple of days ago. And asked some Chinese friends who could read Chinese to check the CCP on-line membership lists. He wasn’t expecting to hear anything back. And got the shock of his life when they got back to him that Dr. Fauci was indeed on that list as a member in good standing of the CCP. I suppose no one in Xi Jinping’s government had thought that anyone in the West would bother checking to see if Dr. Fauci’s name was on the list or even imagine or come up with the idea that Dr. Fauci might be a card-carrying member of the CCP.

Amadeus: This puts a whole new perspective on the pandemic.

Renfield: Plandemic, Amadeus, plandemic. The CDC (Center For Disease Control) in Atlanta, Georgia in its own data says that only over 13,000 in the U.S. have actually died from Covid-19 as the sole cause of death alone. The others in the 200,000 to 300,000 that the mainstream Marxist media in North America are always yacking about have had other pre-existing conditions. And how does one know if it wasn’t pre-existing conditions that actually caused the deaths?

Amadeus: Wow.

Renfield: The CDC’s own data on Covid-19 shows that the recovery rate from Covid-19 is 98 to 99% recovery.

Amadeus: Brother, what would Sherlock Holmes have to say about this?

Renfield: That the pandemic was in fact a plandemic planned and conceived by the CCP in Beijing and carried out by agents in the West. You’ve got America’s Dr. Anthony Fauci as a card-carrying member of the CCP. You’ve got WHO’s Director-General Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus who’s a member of a Marxist-Leninist Ethiopian political party with a corrupt past and terrorist ties. You’ve heard the expression Monkey See, Monkey Do. It was the CCP government in China who first started locking down Wuhan and other Chinese cities in draconian fashion. The brainless political leadership in Italy and Spain started following suit with their own cities. Other western governments followed suit. The only exception was Sweden with its brilliant chief epidemiologist Dr. Anders Tegnell. Today in this second wave you have Covid cases on the rise yes but at the same time you have Covid deaths on the decrease. I imagine if you actually tested people for other stuff besides Covid, you’d find all sorts of viruses, bacteria and micro-organisms being passed from person to person all the time with no major harmful side effects among the general populace. It’s only because everyone is constantly looking and testing for Covid that you’re finding Covid. Maybe Microorganism XYZ is passing back and forth between people on the planet all the time and because no one is constantly searching or testing for Microorganism XYZ, the brainless mainstream Marxist media is not constantly yacking about it.

Amadeus: I wonder what Sean Connery’s character of James Bond would have to say about all this?

Renfield: Connery’s Bond was always on the lookout for evil governments and evil billionaires. And speaking of evil billionaires, Bill Gates and his evil wife Melinda (who makes even the wicked Hillary Clinton look like Mother Teresa by comparison) gave an interview recently. And Bill Gates, smiling with an intense 1930s and ’40s horror movie mad scientist look, said grinning, “Covid-21 is on the way.” How the Hell does he know Covid-21 is on the way? Unless Xi Jinping told him. After all both Bill Gates and Dr. Anthony Fauci have worked closely with the Wuhan Institute of Virology over the years. I can see Sean Connery in Paradise holding a shaken not stirred martini in his hands saying, “It’s time for people in the Western world to wake up and smell the coffee.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday November 1st
2020.


Vampiress Mei-ling Manchu advises people to beware of Italian-American physicians carrying CCP government prescriptions for Covid-19 and Bill Gates’ eagerly anticipated Covid-21.

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Dr. Marmalade Montague Examines Set Enterprises Intelligence Network

September 17, 2020 at 10:49 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Dr. Marmalade Montague (who wasn’t really a doctor) was a Paris baker who had a mental breakdown after his Paris bakery closed permanently (due to inability to pay rent) during the spring lockdown in Paris, France earlier this year.

After his breakdown, Dr. Marmalade Montague imagined that he was the Court Scientist to the Court of Louis Quatorze who had become trapped in a time warp and was taken from France’s Sun King epoch to this year of 2020.

Montague flew to England from France in a hot air balloon (that was powered by an old gramophone on which played a record disc that had on it The Collected Speeches of French President Emmanuel Macron).

Montague showed up at the Set Enterprises Laboratory and Persian Rug Warehouse (which was one and the same building) in London.

Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher took pity on him and gave him a job.

Today Dr. Marmalade Montague sat in his office and watched on his computer things that were happening with the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit since he had somehow inadvertently managed to download the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit App (which was actually harder to download than the CIA, FBI, Homeland Security, MI-5, MI-6, FSB, GRU and Chinese Ministry of State Security apps) to his computer.

In the Set Enterprises daycare centre meanwhile, a 3-year-old child had downloaded the ASIO (Australian Security Intelligence Organization) app
as had 3-year-old children in daycare centres across the planet.

Dr. Montague watched a Skype conversation between the vampiress Mei-ling Manchu (who was a Renfieldian double agent in the Chinese Ministry of State Security) and British MP Renfield R. Renfield (who prior to his election to Parliament in June 2017 had been Chief of Intelligence Gathering and Security Operations For Set Enterprises).

“So, Rennie,” Mei-ling addressed the Churchillian Transhumanist Member of Parliament, “you’ve undoubtedly heard by now that a CCP (Chinese Communist Party) front the San Francisco-based Chinese Progressive Association has been providing funding for BLM inspired rioting across the U.S.”.

“Yes, I’ve heard that,” Renfield had taken apart his egg roll to see if there were any wiretaps in it and finding none had put sweet and sour orange sauce over it and ate it, “so this is further confirmation that the CCP has been financing the ongoing anarcho-Marxist thug and hooligan riots (what the mainstream Marxist media in the U.S. call “peaceful protests”) that have been taking place in America all summer with the approval of numerous U.S. Democratic Party mayors and governors.”

“Yes, the CCP definitely wants to see the Biden/Harris ticket win in November,” Mei-ling sipped a glass of red wine.

“Another thing they have in common with the mainstream Marxist media,” Renfield started examining his Peking Duck for signs of a wiretap inside.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday September 17th
2020.


Vampiress Mei-ling Manchu relaxes with candlelight and music.

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Renfield Insults Xi Jinping and Hong Kong’s Police Chief Gets Hemorrhoid Inducing Serum

September 7, 2020 at 10:29 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Over the weekend a 12 year-old-girl in Hong Kong who had gone downtown to buy art supplies found herself in the midst of a protest.

When she ran to get away from the protestors, the Hong Kong Police, anxious to show the world that they were even more stupid and incompetent than the Keystone Cops of silent movie era Keystone Studios fame, ran after her, threw her to the ground with half a dozen cops lying on top of her and handcuffed her and dragged her away in a police van to jail.

The incident reached the ears of British MP Renfield R. Renfield.

As China’s paramount leader Xi Jinping (who had just brought in the Hong Kong Security Law this past summer that effectively ended Hong Kong’s freedom and autonomy and made the island effectively part of a one system Chinese Communist totalitarian state) sat down at his computer, his computer had been hacked by the Set Enterprises Intelligence Team Unit.

There on his computer screen was a smiling Renfield R. Renfield who sat there playing his guitar and singing a song,

“Hey Xi Jinping, you’re a loser,
you’re a 12-year-old girl abuser,
I guess you think you’re 10 feet tall
Even though your homegrown chopstick is so small,
The Heaven above is displeased with you,
That’s why summer snow has been falling too
Letting you know your reign will be through
after India’s army kicked your ass so blue…”

A livid Xi Jinping put in a phone call to his Ministry of State Security and demanded they assassinate Renfield R. Renfield.

Meanwhile in Hong Kong, the Hong Kong Commissioner of Police Chris Ping-keung Tang had felt a sharp injection in his buttocks earlier today.

One of his assistants (who had been drinking way too many Harvey Wallbangers) said that the culprit was a 6 foot 8 tall bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears.

As the all points bulletin and call went out among the Hong Kong Police Force to be on the lookout for a 6 foot 8 tall bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears, the mostly sober (but nevertheless still incompetent) Hong Kong police were unable to spot him.

As for the injection, it was a serum invented by Set Enterprises’ Dr. Cadbury Rocher that would tie the Hong Kong Commissioner of Police for 1st place along with Vladimir Putin in having the worst case of hemorrhoids in all recorded history.

And in Beijing, the Chinese vampiress Mei-ling Manchu (an ally of Renfield R. Renfield) was waiting to put the final touches on a plan to punish Xi Jinping.

Chinese vampiress Mei-ling Manchu

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday September 7th
2020.

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Renfield and Set Discuss The New Hong Kong Security Law

May 27, 2020 at 9:45 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Renfield and Set Discuss The New Hong Kong Security Law

British MP Renfield R. Renfield and the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set were discussing the Chinese National People’s Congress recently passed new Security Law for Hong Kong.

“So you continue to stand by your claims in your Yorkshire Television interview that this new National Security law will mean the end of Hong Kong’s autonomy and freedoms?” Set inquired as he ate more live crocodiles from a nearby tank dispelling long held rumours across many millennia that he was the father of the Egyptian crocodile god Sobek (he wasn’t).

“That is correct,” Renfield ate his roast beef and Yorkshire pudding.

“And U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo is now recommending that the U.S. Congress revoke Hong Kong’s special status as a favoured trading partner since the island will now effectively be under the control of the Beijing regime?” Set helped himself to a box of chocolates.

“He is,” Renfield sipped a brandy, “and as was to be expected, China’s Foreign Minister Wang Yi and various Chinese diplomats around the world are now throwing hissy fits in the wake of Pompeo’s announcement. They’re running around like a bunch of chickens with their heads cut off and it isn’t even the Year of the Rooster.”

Set bit into his coq au vin, “And Beijing continues to influence the World Health Organization and its policies and collection of data?”.

“It does,” Renfield nodded as he ate a Devil’s food cake, “To say nothing of friendly relations between Bill Gates and the People’s Republic of China.”

“And I take it the Chinese Ministry of State Security is continuing its persecution of the underground Chinese Catholic Church with Pope Francis’ blessing and whole hearted approval?” Set bit into his Argentinian empanadas.

“They are,” Renfield admitted, “Recently Francis told China’s underground Catholics to get with the program (which is worshipping Xi Jinping as China’s national god) because as we know Pope Francis in his idiotic Abu Dhabi Declaration of last year stupidly asserted that “God wills the diversity of all religions”.

“I’m sure my conceited brother Osiris and my equally conceited nephew Horus will wholeheartedly agree,” Set lit a pipe, “I myself have reached the conclusion years ago that being a god isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be.”

Set started choking on his pipe smoke.

“They say that the Roman Emperor Vespasian’s last words on his death bed were “I fear I’m becoming a god”,” Renfield acknowleged.

“Maybe we should have Xi becoming a god permanently,” Set threw a thousand year old egg into a garbage can.

“You’re suggesting that we should bump Xi Jinping off?” Renfield opened up a can of a new brand of cola called Socrates’ Non-Hemlock Cola.

“I am,” Set added a pinch of salt to his glass of Dr. Pepper.

“I’ll put in a call to my friends the vampiress Mei-ling Manchu and the vampiress Ho Babylon Minh right away,” Renfield picked up his smart phone.

-A vampire novel chapter 
written by Christopher 
Wednesday May 27th
2020.

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