Renfield’s Monday Night Podcast and Michelangelo’s Vision of Renfield At Future Oscars

March 28, 2022 at 10:56 pm (Arts, Culture, Entertainment, Film, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Movies, News, Television, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Violinist Tina Guo is performing with the Hans Zimmer Live Tour over in Europe
Hans Zimmer won Best Musical Score for the movie Dune at last night’s Oscars

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Monday night podcast.

Said Renfield, “A few days ago senile old fool Joe Biden was in Poland shooting his mouth off about “freedom” and “liberty”.
What does a vaccinazi despot like Joe Biden know about “freedom” and “liberty” when he wanted to impose a national vaccine mandate on all of America?
The senile old fool Joe Biden also called for “Putin to be removed from power”. There’s nothing like tellng the leader of a rival nuclear power that you want him removed from power.
Of course Joe Biden’s handlers want nuclear war with Russia.
That way they can reduce the world’s population without waiting for those vaccine booster shots to kick in.
Although they are doing an excellent job in my own country of England.
British government data shows that 92.2% of all Covid deaths are among the triple vaccinated.
And last week Eastern European members of the European Parliament gave visiting Canadian Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau the raspberry that he so richly deserved.
Romanian and Croatian MEPs mentioned how he sent police horses to trample peaceful protestors and then passed an Emergencies Act so that he could seize the bank accounts of people whose political views he disagreed with.
This is the stuff of dictatorship the Romanian and Croatian MEPs pointed out (who were all too familiar with Communist dictators in their own countries).
Even the Presidents of both El Salvador and Honduras have called Justin Trudeau a despot and a dictator for sending police horses to trample protestors and for seizing bank accounts.
Personally I think Justin Trudeau should be publicly hanged by the neck until dead and his Nazi/Communist hybrid hag henchwoman Chrystia Freeland should be burnt at the stake as a witch.
Failing that, both of them should be charged with high treason against the Charter of Rights in the Canadian Constitution (that Justin’s stepdad Pierre had put in) and then thrown in jail.
If Justin Castro Trudeau was to have his lily white ass sodomized numerous times while he was in prison,that would be the best thing that could ever happen to him.”

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of a future Oscars ceremony some years down the road.

Renfield had been nominated for the role of Best Actor for playing the role of Prince Hal in a Kenneth Branagh directed production of William Shakespeare’s Henry IV Part 1.

Michelangelo was surprised to see Renfield was married in the vision as he sat at a front table close to the stage with his wife.

A foul mouthed comedian Justin Trudeau was to present the next award for Best Porn Film (a new Oscar category) in Michelangelo’s vision.

Foul mouthed comedian Justin Trudeau was a former Canadian Prime Minister who had been jailed for treason for a number of years.

Despite Justin Trudeau having been such a huge asshole, believe it or not his anus was a lot bigger after it had left prison than it was before coming in.

The foul mouthed alleged comic Justin Trudeau made an obscene insulting remark about Renfield’s wife.

Renfield got up on to the stage and approached the foul mouthed comic.

“Oh, oh,” one of the Academy Awards commentators could be heard saying, “I wonder if Renfield is going to punch Justin Trudeau like Will Smith did to Chris Rock a few years back.”

Renfield reached into his pocket, pulled out a gun and blew Justin Trudeau’s head off.

Justin Trudeau lay dead on the stage in a pool of blood- his perfectly coiffured hair now a tangled mess.

“Oh, oh,” one of the other commentators said, “I wonder what can be done about this situation as Renfield was granted a 007 License To Kill by Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II a few years back. Maybe if he wins the Best Actor Award for his portrayal of Prince Hal in Henry IV Part 1, they’ll take the Oscar away from him.”

“Not if they want to live until the next morning, they won’t,” his commentating partner suggested.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday March 28th

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Angie Lamarr

March 9, 2022 at 11:16 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Spy Tales, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Angie Lamarr is a secret agent for the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit

The London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set had just hired a new woman to join the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit team.

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster exploded his lobster tank when he saw her.

After getting a new lobster tank, Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of what Angie Lamarr’s first assignment would be.

It was to join British MP Renfield R. Renfield in overthrowing the corrupt and despotic Justin Trudeau government.

After the government was overthrown, Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau, his Nazi/Communist hybrid hag henchwoman Chrystia Freeland, his scumbag Public Security Minister, his scumbag Federal Minister of (In) Justice, corrupt Liberal Party appointed judges who denied bail to Freedom Convoy truckers or granted bail but denied them their Charter rights of free speech while out on bail, scumbag Nazi SS/Gestapo members of the RCMP who wanted to freeze a whole bunch of Canadians’ bank accounts and scumbag directors of the Canadian Bankers Association who said frozen bank accounts would be flagged for life found themselves tied face downwards and attached to strong ropes tied to the back of Angie Lamarr’s motorcycle.

“Hit it, Angie,” Renfield smiled and gave her the thumbs up.

Angie then hit the gas and started cruising down the highway looking for adventure or whatever comes her way.

Born to be wild.

Needless to say the rope burn and roadburn that the corrupt totalitarian inclined scumbags received was excruciatingly painful.

“I’ve got a complaint,” the whiny and petty pig-faced tyrant Justin Trudeau snivelled when the ride was over.

“You’ve got a complaint?” The world’s most handsome and charismatic black cat Midnight Noggles said atop his perch on the refrigerator as he watched the news.

Noggles sent some of the dry pieces of cat food crumbling to the floor as he always did when his brainless owners gave him dry cat food to eat instead of the wet and moist cat food that he loved and craved.

“You’ve got a complaint?” Noggles went on, “What about me? I’m forced to eat this dry cat food junk. I need and require moist cat food. What is it with these petty stupid humans feeding me dry cat food? Gods such as myself require moist wet cat food. I’m going to continue throwing these dry pellets off the refrigerator on to the floor until such time as these stupid chumps only feed me wet moist cat food.”

Noggles continued to throw the pieces of dry cat food on to the floor while the corrupt and despotic totalitarian inclined scumbags writhed and screamed in agony at the back of Angie Lamarr’s motorcycle on television.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday March 9th

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Spies In The Night and Tyrants In High Places

February 15, 2022 at 8:57 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , )

“Be careful visiting Canada. If the truckers lose, it will fall under a Communist dictatorship.”

Such were the words of Japanese secret agent Takasui Fujimoto to fellow secret agent Maria Hatakari.

Yesterday Canada’s Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau announced he was invoking the Emergencies Act in an effort to crush the truckers.

His Whore of Babylon Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Finance Chrystia Freeland announced she’d be investigating the bank accounts and seizing the assets of those involved.

Last night Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of British MP Renfield R. Renfield hanging Neo-Maoist Chairman Justin by the neck from the Parliamentary Clock Tower in Ottawa.

He was hanged by the neck until dead.

The psychic crustacean also had a vision of Renfield burning Chrystia Freeland at the stake as a witch in front of Ottawa’s Chateau Laurier Hotel in Ottawa while spectators roasted their hot dog weiners and marshmallows in the open flames to partake in the joyous festive occasion.

On the good news front, Ottawa’s Neo-Fascist Police Chief Peter Sloly (who was also a good bum buddy with a Pfizer executive) had resigned.

The truckers said today they would stand firm even in the midst of Commie Justin invoking the Emergencies Act.

After all, freedom now hung in the balance.

If not, Canada would fall under the bleak spectre of totalitarianism.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday February 15th

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Creedence Clearwater Revival Was Right

February 13, 2022 at 10:51 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

It looks like there’s a bad moon rising

As the DARPA genetically created Creature From The Black Lagoon was about to attack a Marilyn Monroe lookalike underneath a blood red moon, Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was having another vision in his lobster tank at London’s Set Enterprises.

His vision was this:

Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada Prosecutor Stephen Johnston was kneeling in front of the fallen Archangel Mephistopheles.

He was marked on both his hands and his forehead with horned toad fluid adminstered by Mephistopheles.

Johnston was the man in charge of prosecuting Pastor Art Pawlowski of Calgary.

Charges were laid against Pawlowski under Alberta’s Critical Infrastructure Defence Act.

Artur Pawlowski of Calgary was arrested this past Monday after he gave a speech the week before at the Smugglers Saloon in Coutts, Alberta.

On February 3rd, truckers (who had been blocking the Coutts-Sweetgrass Canada-U.S. border crossing on and off since January 29th) had made a deal to leave the border crossing and head to Edmonton.

That day Pawlowski went down and gave an impassioned 20 minute speech in which he told them to stay put like Lech Walesa’s shipyard workers had done at the shipyards in Gdansk Poland in 1981.

The protesting truckers decided to stay.

The fallen Archangel Mephistopheles and his disciple Stephen Johnston were not pleased.

. . .

Vision #2:

Alberta’s fat slob Neo-Fascist tyrant Premier Jason Kenney was stuck in his bathtub again.

When his mother had gone out to her Sunday night crib game with her fellow crib players, Kenney had gone into the bathtub to once again play with his pink rubber ducky Mr. Nubbs.

And now once again he found himself stuck.

The part male/part female part goat/part human demon Baphomet materialized to give Kenney a helping hand.

“Thanks, you just arrived in the nick of time,” Kenney smiled.

. . .

Vision #3:

The Italian military bishop Santo Marciano was sticking pins into a voodoo doll he had made of Archbishop Carlo Maria Vigano.

Baron Samedi the loa of the dead in Haitian Vodou was giving him instructions.

The pins being used were needles extracted from the Pfizer genetic serums that were called “vaccines” for public relations propaganda purposes.

This past January 31st the military bishop Santo Marciano had attacked Vigano (although not by name) and like his boss the satanic antipope Francis had defended the Great Reset global vaccination campaign (which saw masses of people dying of strokes or heart attacks after getting the vaccine).

The demons Baal and Moloch appeared to Santo Marciano and gave their unholy blessings to him.

. . .

Vision #4:

Meanwhile in Moscow Russia, Russian President Vladimir Putin wearing steel gloves was pulling the flower petals off a Mariphasa lupine lumina flower and as he pulled off each petal, he would say “Kiev belongs to me” and then the next one, “Kiev does not belong to me” and then “Kiev beongs to me” and so on and so forth.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday February 13th

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Corona: A Crown For Klaus

February 12, 2022 at 8:53 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

The holographic image of a poisonous flower appears behind the woman in the photo

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was sitting in his lobster tank when he had another vision.

It was of Bill Gates and Dr. Anthony Fauci looking at a photo of a woman in Germany from the 1940s.

“So the Nazis were into holographic imagery?” Bill Gates looked surprised as he ate his Lesser Saint James Island pizza.

“Apparently so,” Fauci ate his Lolita’s Pasta House spaghetti.

“And what flower was this a holographic image of?” Gates asked Fauci as he spoke in Mandarin to his CCP handler on his phone.

“It’s called the Mariphasa lupine lumina,” Fauci explained, “It is also called the Wolf Flower and also the Phosphorescent Wolf Flower. It is a strange flower that grows only in Tibet and only grows at night by the light of the moon. It was mentioned in the 1935 film Werewolf of London that starred Henry Hull.”

“Wasn’t it supposed to serve as a cure for lycanthropy or werewolfism?” Gates served dog food to his cat.

Fauci, who was secretly wishing that Gates’ cat was a beagle, answered, “It does. But given to humans especially those with a weakened immune system (like those who have taken our jabs have), it causes them to go into convulsions and die a violent horrible death. So much so that the demons Baal and Moloch will be immensely pleased.”

“And you propose that we put the extract from this flower into our fifth and sixth booster shots?” Gates put on his costume of Paul Atreides the hero of the book Dune.

“I do,” Fauci grinned.

Meanwhile in the City of Rome, Jorge Mario Bergoglio (who was the satanic antipope Francis) was taking a crown of roses off the head of a statue of Our Lady of Fatima and putting it on the head of World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday February 12th

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Perry Mason Solves The Case of The Missing Canada Geese

February 8, 2022 at 8:53 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , )

What are those Canada geese honking about?

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was sitting in his lobster tank at Set Enterprises in Ottawa when he suddenly had a vision.

Hundreds of Canada geese had disappeared.

Michelangelo then discovered the answer.

Canada’s Neo-Stalinist Neo-Maoist tyrant Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was holding a press conference.

“My subject and captive Canadians,” Trudeau began, “As you know ever since my fellow demagogue the Fascist mayor of Ottawa Jim Watson (whom the ghost of Sherlock Holmes has said is even more stupid than actor Nigel Bruce’s portrayal of Dr. John Watson) proclaimed a state of emergency in Ottawa, it has become illegal to honk one’s horn. The past couple of nights members of the Ottawa Police Service, moving with the effeciency of the old German Gestapo and the old Soviet KGB, have arrested dozens of people for honking their horns on their motor vehicles.”

Trudeau then sneezed, “Excuse me, I have Covid you know.”

The thrice jabbed Trudeau then went on, “Last night it has come to my attention that a flock of Canada geese were seen and heard honking while flying over the City of Ottawa. This is totally unacceptable. Honking is illegal in Ottawa under the emergency decree. Honking is a symbol of solidarity with the truckers who as we all know are a group of white supremacists because I have said so. Now I’m in favour of animal rights as much as the next person. But when any bird or beast starts holding unacceptable views, this cannot be tolerated. When Canada geese honk in solidarity with the truckers, this is unacceptable and unCanadian. These are no longer Canada geese. They are obviously Vladimir Putin paid feathered informants. As such I and my cabinet have issued an Emergency Executive Order In Council to form an emergency RCMP Goose Stepping and Goose Hunting Unit. Any Canada goose who is heard honking in the skies over the Ottawa area will be immediately shot down by members of this unit. To further back this anti-treason action, my government has purchased a large amount of American made drones from the government of Afghanistan for this purpose. To shoot down any unCanadian Canada geese.”

Justin Trudeau’s scumbag Public Safety Minister Marco Mendicino then called the Ottawa protestors a “violent hate group”.

“These truck drivers,’ Mendicino ranted in Hitlerian fashion, “are an angry, loud, intolerant and violent crowd who threaten the national security of Canada.”

Scumbag Mendicino was then crapped upon by a honking flock of Canada geese.

The Goose Stepping and Goose Hunting Unit of the RCMP was immediately called in.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday February 8th

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Michelangelo And The Night Before Christmas Eve

December 23, 2021 at 9:17 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) ()

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was listening to Christmas Carols on the radio.

He wondered if there had been a lobster in the stable at the birth of Jesus.

According to the 2003 Richard Curtis film Love Actually there had been two lobsters present at the birth of Jesus as related in the school nativity play presented in the film.

But Michelangelo had long since discovered that there was no rock singer called Billy Mack (Bill Nighy’s character) who sang a Christmas hit single and starred in a hit music video called Christmas Is All Around.

So he didn’t know how much stock to put into there being two lobsters present at the birth of Jesus as mentioned in the school nativity play.

Michelangelo turned off his waterproof tablet and went to sleep.

He had a dream (or was it a vision?) of Chicago’s Communist lesbian blowhard Mayor Lori Lightfoot being burnt at the stake at a huge marshmallow and wiener roast on the shores of Lake Michigan, of Justin Trudeau being hung by the neck until dead from the Canadian House of Commons clock tower, of Australia’s Victoria state Premier Daniel Andrews being tried in a kangaroo court (made up of real actual kangaroos playing tennis) and then being taken out and shot by firing squad, of French President Emmanuel Macron being guillotined underneath the Arc de Triomphe in Paris and deranged evil mad scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci being placed alive in a cage made up of very hungry beagles.

In Times Square the electronic billboard read RENFIELD R. RENFIELD OVERTHROWS NEW WORLD ORDER.

Down at The New York Times Building, reporters and editors at the New York Times were throwing themselves out of their respective windows in what seemed to be a re-enactment of the 1929 Wall Street Stock Market Crash.

They were doing the same at TIME Magazine, The Washington Post, CNN, FOX NEWS, CBS,NBC, MSNBC, ABC and PBS.

Michelangelo was awakened by the distant sounds of the CERN Large Hadron Collidor in Switzerland being turned on.

Leslie Howard and Merle Oberon in the 1934 film The Scarlet Pimpernel

The Scarlet Pimpernel would not bother rescuing Emmanuel Macron from the guillotine.

Lady Marguerite St. Just Blakeney would not let him since her mother was harassed and propositioned by Macron in the cougar section of the Paris Zoo.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday December 23rd

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Bergoglio’s Vatican: Seat For The Coming Antichrist?

November 9, 2021 at 10:32 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

In a directive issued this past October 7th that went unreported by the mainstream media, Pope Francis’ Diocese of Rome forbade the celebration of the Roman Liturgy for Easter next Easter.

It also forbade the celebration of Roman liturgies for the Easter Triduum (Holy Thursday service, Good Friday service and Holy Saturday evening vigil) during Holy Week next year.

Commented Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds, “Bergoglio doesn’t want any commemoration of the Passion, Death, Burial and Resurrection of Jesus Christ.”

Meanwhile over in California, its Neo-Stalinist tyrant governor Gavin Newsom may be requiring a miracle of his own.

He hadn’t been seen in public since this past October 27th when he got his third booster shot.

He made a brief statement given today and as he spoke, his hands shook indicating he may be suffering from Bell’s Palsy.

The demons Baal and Baphomet watched the statement.

Baphomet (who was busy sodomizing Biden’s token fruit Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg in the butt causing him to make outrageously stupid statements such as “America’s highways are inherently racist”) asked the demon Baal (who was demonic entity advisor on the boards of both Pfizer and Moderna), “Why didn’t Newsom take a saline solution for his jabs like Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden and Dr. Anthony Fauci did?”.

“Beats me,” Baal shrugged.

And in other news, it was announced that the Vatican and the cuckoo loving nation of Switzerland had signed a joint declaration calling for the worldwide abolition of the Death Penalty.

Renfield mentioned the news item on his podcast- a podcast he began by calling for the public execution by firing squad of Australia’s Victoria state dictator Dan Andrews and his Gestapoesque Chief Commissioner of Police Shane Patton.

Renfield then went on to discuss the Swiss-Vatican Accord on the Death Penalty.

“This accord is as full of holes as a piece of Swiss cheese or a Jesuit bishop’s fantasy dream of what he sees sticking up and waiting for him in a gay bath house…” Renfield began.

As he spoke, a photo of Pope Francis and a Swiss looking gentleman wearing t-shirts was shown on the screen behind him.

The t-shirts that both Bergoglio and the Swiss looking gentleman were wearing said the same thing, IF OUR IDIOTIC POLICIES HAD BEEN ADOPTED 2000 YEARS AGO, JESUS WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DIE FOR OUR SINS IN 33 AD.

Meanwhile Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was reading a news story about how badly Joe Biden had pooped his pants in the presence of the Pope.

He had not only pooped his pants but had pooped all over the Vatican floor.

Michelangelo then watched some Lionel Richie music videos from the 1980s and then he went to bed.

He had a horrifying dream of Joe Biden dancing on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel singing his own paraphrased version of Lionel Richie’s Dancing On The Ceiling and with his back brown stained pants and underpants down was pooping all over Michelangelo’s priceless Renaissance masterpiece paintings.

Sang, danced and pooped Biden, “Oh, what a feeling when I’m dancing on the ceiling…”

And Biden’s poop fell and splattered all over the Michelangelo masterpiece of God creating Adam.

It was the end of the world as we knew it and it wasn’t even the Last Judgment yet.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday November 9th

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Pan Goatee Beheads More Uglos and Morons While Stalin’s Saints Keep Marching On

October 16, 2021 at 10:59 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was about to get off a bus.

A fellow with a stupid looking expression on his face beat him to the back door exit (the fellow was so stupid looking that Pan guessed he was probably a supporter of vaccine mandates).

Anyways when the green light went on, the fellow was too stupid to wave his hand in front of the spot that said WAVE HERE to open the door.

Goatee was finally forced to wave his hand in front of the spot while the idiot in front of him stood totally clueless.

As the idiot got off the bus and stood there looking stupid, an ugly looking woman (of the thin ugly looking stoat variety according to the Goatee Classification System of Facially Aesthetically Challenged Uglos) ran in front of Goatee to get on the bus Goatee just got off.

Goatee immediately beheaded the thin ugly stoat and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

He did the same to her moronic looking boyfriend who ran alongside her.

He beheaded the jerk with incredibly bad taste in women and cut him up into 999 trillion pieces.

Goatee then went after the stupid looking idiot who did not know how to get off a bus.

“If you had known how to get off a bus, bozo, or at least stepped aside until I got off in front of you, I wouldn’t have had the misfortune of having that ugly looking creature run in front of me,” Goatee pointed out, “If you’re too stupid to know how to ride a bus, then don’t ride a bus, asshole.”

Goatee then beheaded the idiot and cut him up into 999 trillion pieces.

The idiot would not be riding a bus ever again.

Goatee then rushed to get on the next bus.

A fat ugly blimp (on the Goatee Classification System of Facially Aesthetically Challenged Uglos) decided to walk past Goatee to go up to flirt with the bus driver.

The bus driver must not have been from Calgary originally because he turned down the fatso uglo’s flirtations.

The fat ugly blimp on her way to the back of the bus (where she should have stayed) found herself being beheaded by Pan Goatee and cut up into 999 trillion pieces.

Krampus the Austro-Hungarian and Bavarian demon goat arrived on the bus to carry the fat ugly blimp’s remains down to Tartarus.

“This is bringing back memories of why I’ve stopped riding the bloody Calgary Transit System,” Goatee commented, “Too many uglos and morons riding it.”

As Celine Dion used to sing, “It’s all coming back to me now…”

. . .

Celine Dion would not be singing the song My Heart Will Go On in the case of a 17-year-old Ontario hockey player Sean Hartman who died of a heart attack two weeks after receiving the vaccine jab against Covid.

Sean Hartman who had been playing hockey in Beeton, Ontario since he was 5 years old absolutely loved playing hockey.

But he wouldn’t be allowed to play hockey this season unless he got vaccinated.

So he got vaccinated and two weeks later he was dead.

At the same time, Public Health Ontario dryly released a report covering vaccination data from December 2020 to August 7th 2021 and dryly concluded “the highest reporting rate of myocarditis/pericarditis was observed in males age 18-24 years following second dose.”

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was having a vision of British MP Renfield R. Renfield overseeing the execution of New South Wales Chief Health Officer Dr. Kerry Chant by firing squad.

Dr. Kerry Chant was the ugly looking airhead who said, “A Covid-forever New World Order is the New Normal.”

Dr. Kerry Chant was wearing a hood over her head to prevent the firing squad from barfing all over the place which would have occurred if they saw her repulsively ugly and stupid looking face.

New South Wales would not have suffered any problems in the first place if Pan Goatee had been a citizen of that state.

Michelangelo applauded vigourously with his lobster claws as Dr. Kerry Chant was blown away to kingdom come by Renfield’s firing squad.

Meanwhile as a result of the massive vaccination campaign going on in the Neo-Maoist Neo-Stalinst Nazi Police State of Victoria in Australia, that state just got a new record of 2,297 new cases in a single day and 62.65% of those cases were among the double dosed.

Michelangelo sees people lining up to take the vaccine shot and as they do so, the Haitian Vodou spirit of Baron Samedi sings his own paraphrased version of an old New Orleans spiritual hymn,

“When Stalin’s saints come marching in,
When Stalin’s saints come marching in,
you better be, be, be in that number
When Stalin’s saints come marching in…”

Those lining up either keel over and die after getting the shot or turn into living dead zombies with their flesh falling off and wander the streets in search of brains.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday October 16th

Baron Samedi partying it up with a female disciple and singing, “When Stalin’s saints keep marching in…”

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Frankenstein and Fauci: Follow The Science

September 22, 2021 at 10:46 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading a report from the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit.

Apparently the U.S. Army was using a PowerPoint slideshow presentation promoting Covid-19 vaccination by promoting the Seven Tenets of the Satanic Temple a U.S. based satanic group.

And the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit had also discovered that a blogger named Dave Armstrong (who doesn’t think Jorge Mario Bergoglio is a heretic) turned out to be a demonically possessed pseudointellectual moron.

And in another development Set Enterprises had discovered that the “fully vaccinated” (those who have had two doses) account for nearly 100% of New York’s Syracuse University Covid cases.

Out of 148 cases of Covid, 143 were fully vaccinated.

And Set Enterprises had also uncovered that Dr. Anthony Fauci (the mad scientist that the mainstream media and left wing liberal morons turn to when they say Follow the Science) had not only funded Gain of Function Research into the Coronavirus at the Wuhan Institute of Virology, he had funded at least 60 projects at the Wuhan Institute.

On the subject of Gain of Function research, Dr. Fauci had once written a paper where he said that “Gain of Function research is worth the risk of a pandemic”.

As Renfield read the report aloud to Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster, the lobster seer had a vision of Dr. Anthony Fauci consulting with the ghosts of Dr. Johann Georg Faust, Dr. Josef Mengele and Dr. Victor Frankenstein.

Michelangelo reported to Renfield that the four were discussing the use of monoclonal antibodies in genetic serums (now called “vaccines” since December 2020).

Renfield wasn’t quite sure what “monoclonal antibodies” were so he text messaged Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher.

Dr. Rocher replied that monoclonal antibodies are made from “humanized mice” – in what medical research institutes in the U.S. actually jokingly call “Frankenmice”.

“Frankenmice” or “humanized mice” Dr. Rocher explained is the practice of taking aborted human embryos and grafting them into mouse embryos creating a new hybrid creature whose antibodies are then used in genetic serums.

Among the major research institutes using “frankenmice” and “monoclonal antibodies” are the University of Pittsburgh, Dr. Anthony Fauci’s NIH (National Institute of Health) and a research facility in North Carolina.

So the science one is encouraged to follow in the post-Covid world is the science of Dr. Victor Frankenstein.

This woman does not believe in following the science of Dr. Victor Frankenstein.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday September 22nd

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