Frankenstein and Fauci: Follow The Science

September 22, 2021 at 10:46 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading a report from the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit.

Apparently the U.S. Army was using a PowerPoint slideshow presentation promoting Covid-19 vaccination by promoting the Seven Tenets of the Satanic Temple a U.S. based satanic group.

And the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit had also discovered that a blogger named Dave Armstrong (who doesn’t think Jorge Mario Bergoglio is a heretic) turned out to be a demonically possessed pseudointellectual moron.

And in another development Set Enterprises had discovered that the “fully vaccinated” (those who have had two doses) account for nearly 100% of New York’s Syracuse University Covid cases.

Out of 148 cases of Covid, 143 were fully vaccinated.

And Set Enterprises had also uncovered that Dr. Anthony Fauci (the mad scientist that the mainstream media and left wing liberal morons turn to when they say Follow the Science) had not only funded Gain of Function Research into the Coronavirus at the Wuhan Institute of Virology, he had funded at least 60 projects at the Wuhan Institute.

On the subject of Gain of Function research, Dr. Fauci had once written a paper where he said that “Gain of Function research is worth the risk of a pandemic”.

As Renfield read the report aloud to Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster, the lobster seer had a vision of Dr. Anthony Fauci consulting with the ghosts of Dr. Johann Georg Faust, Dr. Josef Mengele and Dr. Victor Frankenstein.

Michelangelo reported to Renfield that the four were discussing the use of monoclonal antibodies in genetic serums (now called “vaccines” since December 2020).

Renfield wasn’t quite sure what “monoclonal antibodies” were so he text messaged Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher.

Dr. Rocher replied that monoclonal antibodies are made from “humanized mice” – in what medical research institutes in the U.S. actually jokingly call “Frankenmice”.

“Frankenmice” or “humanized mice” Dr. Rocher explained is the practice of taking aborted human embryos and grafting them into mouse embryos creating a new hybrid creature whose antibodies are then used in genetic serums.

Among the major research institutes using “frankenmice” and “monoclonal antibodies” are the University of Pittsburgh, Dr. Anthony Fauci’s NIH (National Institute of Health) and a research facility in North Carolina.

So the science one is encouraged to follow in the post-Covid world is the science of Dr. Victor Frankenstein.

This woman does not believe in following the science of Dr. Victor Frankenstein.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday September 22nd
2021.

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Ghost of Joseph Goebbels Gives Advice To AHS Alberta Health Services

September 12, 2021 at 10:34 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

The Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit was examining mainstream news media stories from the Canadian province of Alberta.

For the past week, the mainstream news media in Alberta had been running all sorts of horror stories about various patients (suffering from cancer and many other serious ailments) getting their surgeries cancelled because there were not enough intensive care beds for them to go to after their surgeries because, so AHS (Alberta Health Services) and the mainstream news media claimed, there were too many Covid patients in the ICUs (Intensive Care Units).

The thing was the number of Covid cases in the Canadian provinces of Ontario and Quebec was almost the same as in the province of Alberta.

Yet surgeries for non-Covid patients weren’t being cancelled in either Ontario or Quebec.

The major difference between Alberta and the Central Canadian provinces of Ontario and Quebec was that Ontario and Quebec had provincially mandated vaccine passports and Alberta did not.

Alberta’s leading Neo-Bolshevik Communist demagogue Dr. Joe Vipond said Alberta needed vaccine passports.

Vast numbers of Albertans, brainwashed by the brainless mainstream media’s Neo-Bolshevik propaganda and hysteria, agreed.

But so far Alberta Premier Jason Kenney had said no.

Because he was afraid of getting his ass kicked by a Calgary based geopolitical analyst and his extremely tall pet bunny rabbit.

Therefore major pressure must be brought to bear.

Neo-Bolshevik Communist strategists in AHS (Alberta Health Services) who answered to their globalist New World Order overlords knew that their worldly overlords and otherworldly principalities and powers wanted everyone on the planet vaccinated (currently doubly vaccinated but at future dates triply vaccinated and quadruply vaccinated and so on and so forth until the final Antichrist Mark of the Beast was brought out as prophesied in the Book of Revelation 13: 16-17).

This was why Joe Biden in the U.S. was acting like his Neo-Stalinist tyrannical namesake Joseph in pushing the the boundaries of tyranny in the U.S. to get everyone vaccinated.

Already media scumbags, celebrity scumbags and the numerous political scumbags in America were trumpeting that many notions of freedom (as mentioned in the Declaration of Independence, the U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights) were outdated and antiquated.

Big Brother said so.

And the ghosts of England’s King John and King George III, Germany’s Hitler, Soviet Russia’s Stalin and Communist China’s Mao Tse-tung agreed.

Was the latest mainstream media and AHS narrative in Alberta part of a propaganda effort?

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was brought in for consultation.

Whereas DARPA operatives stared at pictures of goats for hours on end in an effort to develop their psychic powers, Michelangelo chose to stare at pictures like this:

After his lobster tank exploded which doused the members of the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit with multiple gallons of water, Michelangelo gave this revelation via teletype (since he could not speak being a lobster):

Seeing as how the ghosts of all of Stalin’s propaganda writers and artists were serving as advisors to many U.S. politicians, mainstream media types and entertainment industry celebrities, who could AHS call upon for propaganda advice?

It turned out that Alberta Health Minister Tyler Chandro had had tea with the ghost of Nazi Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels earlier this year.

So AHS put in a request to Hades the Greek god of the Underworld to once again release the ghost of Joseph Goebbels from Tartarus.

Hades granted their request and Goebbels told AHS the following:

They must get at least 90% of Albertans on their side to demand vaccine passports.

67% of Calgarians, showing that they were dumb enough to believe everything that Big Government, Big Pharma and the mainstream media told them, were already on board.

The trick was to get the rest of the province on board.

And one way was to cancel the surgeries of various people and say the reason the surgeries were cancelled was because there were too many Covid patients in ICUs and the reason there were too many Covid patients in ICUs was because there were too many unvaccinated people in Alberta.

Of course it was all a Big Lie.

But as Goebbels proudly told his audience, you tell a Big Lie often enough and people will believe it.

At that exact moment, Joe Biden was addressing the wilting roses in his White House Rose Garden, “The American people elected me President in a free, fair and honest election. And they elected me to take their freedom away. And so help me, Mephistopheles, I’ll do that.”

Joe Biden’s nose finally stopped growing bigger when he said that last sentence.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday September 12th
2021.

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Dr. Cadbury Rocher Gives Lecture On What Constitutes A Vaccine Plus Sen. Mitch McConnell Slain By Celtic Stag God Cernunnos

September 2, 2021 at 10:39 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher was giving a Zoom video lecture on what constitutes a vaccine.

Here was Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s lecture,

“For something to be considered a vaccine in the traditional understanding of that word (as it existed in 2019 and before), several criteria must be met:

•The injection must provide the recipient antibody immunity to a pathogen (virus or bacterium)
•The antibodies produced post-injection must be shown to confer protection from that virus or bacterium
•The injection must demonstrate it reduces hospitalizations or deaths from the pathogen
•The injection must demonstrate it reduces severe symptoms of the pathogen
•The injection must demonstrate it stops the recipients from carrying the pathogen
•The injection must show it stops transmission of the pathogen from the injection recipient to others

How many of these criteria do the so-called Covid-19 “vaccines” throughout the world meet?

The answer is NONE WHATSOEVER.

Although you wouldn’t know that from listening to the idiotic pronouncements of the WHO, Dr. Anthony Fauci, the Centre For Disease Control and the brainless mainstream media.

Thus this injection for Covid-19 is NOT a vaccine.

At best it can be described as a gene serum.

Never before in history has a gene serum been used on such a massive scale to fight a virus or bacterium let alone a pandemic.

A Calgary-based geopolitical analyst who once served as the Director of Research for the Alberta Cult Awareness Network said that one of the marks of a cult (be it religious or political) or of a totalitarian society is to change the language.

Change the meaning of words from what they have previously meant in the past.

The Nazi Third Reich did it.

Stalin’s USSR did it.

Mao Tse-tung’s Communist China did it.

The dystopian despots in George Orwell’s 1984 and Animal Farm did it.

Today many scientists, doctors, health “experts”, bureaucrats, politicians and mainstream media journalists are doing it.

They all are jumping to the tune of Mephistopheles, Mammon, Moloch, Baal, Baphomet and their Luciferic/Satanic overlord.

As the dictatorial and despotic Master of the Universe egg named Humpty Dumpty put it in Lewis Carroll’s 1871 book Through The Looking-Glass,

“When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean – neither more nor less.”

The video lecture ended with a news clip of Dr. Anthony Fauci getting egg on his face as he opened up a dictionary to rip out pages.

. . .

“I am the Vicar of Whoever, Whatever, Whenever, Whereever,” the demon posssesed Pope Francis told Pachamama the Inca earth mother goddess (who was a fiery red dragon goddess in her form under the earth) as his eyes turned fiery red, his head spun around 360 degrees and he vomited forth egg shells, egg yolk and ripped up pages from a dictionary.

“What have you got planned this month?” Asked Pachamama.

“Vaccinations and population reduction are coming,” Francis grinned, “This I know for Beelzebub’s Bill Gates tells me so.”

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was having a vision.

The vision was of the obnoxious Kentucky Republican Sen. Mitch McConnell going deer hunting in the hills of Kentucky.

As Sen. McConnell walked around with a small gun, Cernunnos the Celtic stag god appeared with a crossbow and arrow.

Cernunnos took aim with his crossbow and fired an arrow at the blowhard Senator.

“Oh, Christ,” McConnell said before falling over dead, “That’s what I get for hunting deer.”

“I’m actually Cernunnos,” the stag god answered, “Christ was the One who died on the Cross and rose again from the dead.”

“It’s also what you get for not even at least attempting to push for the impeachment of Joe Biden,” The demon Asmodeus remarked as he walked by, “At least that’s what my old enemy the Archangel Raphael told me recently.”

Asmodeus and his little buddy Nimrod the little green frog were walking towards a nearby Kentucky town to attend a bluegrass music festival.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday September 2d
2021.

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Michelangelo Sees A Coven of Satanists Sacrificing One of Their Own

August 8, 2021 at 10:43 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

“And the light of a candle shall shine no more at all in thee (Mystery Babylon); and the voice of the bridegroom and of the bride shall be heard no more at all in thee (Mystery Babylon); for thy (Mystery Babylon’s) merchants were the great men of the earth; for by thy sorceries were all nations deceived.”
-Book of Revelation 18:23, King James Version

“… for your merchants were the great men of the earth; for by your pharmaceuticals were all nations deceived.”
-Book of Revelation 18:23, Contemporary English Translation

After Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds the vicar of Saint Genevieve’s Anglo-Catholic C. Of E. Parish Church in West London had read the two different translations of Revelation 18:23, he began his sermon,

“Now the Greek word translated sorcery in the King James Version is pharmakeia from which we get our modern English words “pharmacy” and “pharmaceuticals”. Pharmakeia in the Greek can mean “medicine” or “medication” or “magic” (as in witchcraft or sorcery not a stage show). Now as for “the great men of the earth”, great here means “powerful” not necessarily good…”

Renfield whispered to his friend Amadeus, “I wonder if “the great men of the earth” that Saint John foresaw were named George Soros, Bill Gates, Dr. Anthony Fraudci… I mean Fauci…”

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was in his lobster tank at Set Enterprises laboratories.

He had just turned off his waterproof reading lamp and fallen asleep.

He then had a dream (or was it a vision?) of a coven of dark robed and red hooded satanists who were performing a satanic ritual ceremony.

The leader of the group was holding a staff bearing the twisting snake symbol of Asclepius the Greco-Roman god of medicine (who was the son of the Olympian god Apollo and the mortal princess Coronis).

The leader’s robe was lifted behind him and another darked robed and red hooded figure was kneeling behind him and kissing his bare buttocks.

At the left hand of the leader was a dark robed and red hooded figure holding an upside down Crucifix.

Actor Tom Cruise who had inadvertently stumbled into Michelangelo’s dream quickly left the dream with eyes wide shut as the ghost of director Stanley Kubrick stood there utterly transfixed and borrowed a line from Marlon Brando, “The horror… the horror…”

The leader spoke, “Tonight is the night one of our own must be sacrificed.”

A large group of dark robed and red hooded figures came up and drew lots from a naked and beautiful priestess of Aphrodite.

As they drew their respective lots, the Michael Jackson song Thriller was played on a record player.

Soon the shortest lot fell on to one.

That figure tripped and fell.

His hood came down revealing New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo.

The leader of the coven dropped his hood revealing one George Soros.

The hooded figure who had been kissing Soros’ backside dropped his hood revealing one Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis).

The figure on Soros’ left who had been holding the upside down Crucifix dropped his hood revealing one Bill Gates.

Others started dropping their hoods and started pointing their fingers at Cuomo.

“You must be sacrificed,” Nancy Pelosi, Dr. Anthony Fauci, New York Sen. Chuck Schumer, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio, California Gov. Gavin Newsom, Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer and Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam all pointed in unison at Cuomo.

As did numerous others.

One lone figure dropped his hood about 20 seconds after the others, started pointing and spoke (after finally getting the instructions on his ear piece), “You must be sacrificed.”

The figure was one Joe Biden who still had his dead German shepherd dog Champ clinging to his leg.

Biden sneezed.

He then stopped pointing and stopped saying “You must be sacrificed” in order to pick up all his boogies off the floor and eat them.

“You must be sacrificed,” the rest continued pointing at Cuomo and speaking in unison.

“Throw him under the bus,” Soros commanded.

The black robed figures picked up Cuomo and threw him under an approaching bus driven by a ferocious looking demon and who had 665 other ferocious looking demons as bus passengers.

And that was the end of New York State’s baby killing and elderly person killing and sexually assaulting governor.

Michelangelo woke up and reached for a peanut butter cookie.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday August 8th
2021.

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Perverted Roman Emperor Elagabalus Bangs Village Person Dutch PM Mark Rutte In The Rear At Amsterdam YMCA

June 27, 2021 at 10:45 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was having a vision of the dream that the Netherlands’ “Lot’s wife pillar of salt challenged” Prime Minister Mark Rutte was currently having.

Mr. Rutte who couldn’t decide on being a cowboy, an Indian chief, a policeman, a construction worker, a disco dancer or a BDSM leather boy poster child when he grew up settled for becoming Prime Minister of the Netherlands instead.

Mr. Rutte was currently having a dream where he was in the sauna room of the local YMCA in Amsterdam.

He was being sodomized in the rear end by the ghost of the perverted Roman Emperor Elagabalus (circa 204-March 11th 222 AD, reigned as perverted Roman Emperor from 218 to 222 AD).

Elagabalus was singing,

“In the Navy, you can sail the Seven Seas in the Navy,
you can bend over if you please in the Navy…”

With that the cross-dressing Emperor Elagabalus bent Mr. Rutte over and let him have it full throttle where the sun don’t shine.

Elagabalus shouted for joy as did Dutch Prime Minister Mark Rutte.

With the coming together in unity-in-diversity of perverted ancient Roman Emperor Elagabalus and perverted modern Dutch leader Mark Ratte, Ratte shouted, “Hungary objects to such activities. Therefore we must kick Hungary out of the European Union.”

All in all, Michelangelo reflected, it would probably be best for Hungary if it did leave the European Union.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday June 27th
2021.

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Baal and Baphomet Attend G-7 Summit In Cornwall

June 12, 2021 at 10:33 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was sitting in his lobster tank at Set Enterprises in London and having a vision of what was happening behind the scenes at this year’s G-7 Summit in Cornwall.

He saw that the demons Baal and Baphomet were attending the summit at Carbis Bay, Cornwall and were in fact the entities responsible for writing Joe Biden’s Build Back Better global plan that the U.S. President was presenting to his fellow G-7 leaders as his plan to save the world.

The Baal and Baphomet Build Back Better plan was greeted with enthusiasm by Canada’s brainless Justin Trudeau.

The Egyptian crocodile god Sobek also briefly appeared during the summit to shed crocodile tears over the fact that this was German Chancellor Angela Merkel’s last G-7 summit since she’d be stepping down as Germany’s Chancellor later this year.

After the day’s proceedings were over, French President Emmanuel Macron walked the streets of Carbis Bay in search of cougars.

Finding none, the French President then wondered about Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

Which is why the Queen was presented with a sword in order to cut the G-7 cake in case Macron approached her asking for a piece.

Italy’s Prime Minister Mario Draghi made inquiry of the demons Baal and Baphomet as to Judas Iscariot’s good health on behalf of Pope Francis.

Japanese Prime Minister Yoshihide Suga was surprised to see Steak and Kidney Sushi on the menu at the Carbis Bay Hotel.

The summit host British Prime Minister Boris Johnson got a few pieces of the Steak and Kidney Sushi entangled in his hair.

And with that, Michelangelo turned off the lights in his lobster tank and went to sleep.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday June 12th
2021.

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Michelangelo’s Vision of What Happened In The Suez

March 28, 2021 at 10:23 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of what happened in the Suez Canal:

When informed of Michelangelo’s vision, British MP Renfield R. Renfield commented, “What happens in the Suez, stays in the Suez.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday March 28th
2021.

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Michelangelo’s Dream of Bogey and Bacall

March 27, 2021 at 10:34 pm (Detective story, Entertainment, Film, History, Humour, Poetry, Romance, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a dream where he was playing Humphrey Bogart’s character of Philip Marlowe and having an encounter with Lauren Bacall.

After waking up, he decided to write a narrative poem about his dream.

He went over to his waterproof laptop to start writing but then decided to use his recently bought old vintage Underwood typewriter that had been custom refurbished to work underwater.

Grabbing some waterproof sheets of paper, he inserted them into his waterproof old vintage Underwood typewriter and started typing the poem.

Bogey and Bacall: Philip Marlowe’s Right On The Ball
A narrative poem
By Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster
Narrated in the First Person
By Philip Marlowe
(As played by Humphrey Bogart)

So I had come home after a hard day on the case
Rather difficult to try to sleep on a case of bourbon
I did do some work on that other case
Trying to find Max Spellbein’s younger daughter
Where do younger daughters hang out these days anyways?

I went down to Frankie’s Jazz Cafe
The Pink Flamingo Lounge
And even The Silverstar Nightclub
Nothing.
No sign of her.

I even went down to the bus depot and the shipyard
Her ship must have sailed when my bus came in
Does that make any sense?
Probably not.
Difficult to make sense
When one’s mind is adrift
In a sea of bourbon.

I lit a cigarette
Put it in my mouth
And made a silent prayer
That this combination of alcohol and flame
Didn’t send me up like a rocket on New Year’s Eve.

I thought I heard piano music coming from my piano
Which was strange
I rarely play the piano these days
Not since I got my fingers caught in that mousetrap
Under the altar of Saint Ignatius’ Church
When I said to the good priest,
“Pray it again, Sam.”

After sitting in my chair
Looking up at the ceiling
And watching the paint dry
It suddenly hit me
That I hadn’t painted this place in ages
So there was no drying paint to watch

That was definitely music I was hearing
So either someone was playing the piano
Or the angels were calling me

So I walked into the piano room
And there at the piano
Sat Max Spellbein’s elder daughter

Lauren Bacall: Playing the piano and singing, “When smoke gets in your eyes…”

I stood there
Inhaled the air from the open window
And realized I wouldn’t be spending the night alone.

-A narrative poem
and vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday March 27th
2021.

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Nancy Pelosi: A Soviet State For 4 Horses

January 9, 2021 at 11:32 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel, war) (, , , , )

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was asleep in his aquarium at Set Enterprises Laboratories in London, England.

He suddenly had a dream (or was it a vision?) of British MP Renfield R. Renfield fighting alongside anti-Communist forces in the 2nd American Civil War.

One of the Communists’ most pre-eminent “useful idiots” U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi had the misfortune of falling into the hands of Renfield’s brigade.

The punishment Renfield envisioned for Nancy Pelosi had been inspired by an old Hammer Films horror movie that starred Christopher Lee that he had seen a few months ago.

In the film Christopher Lee played an evil landowner.

Finally the peasants got sick of his despotic rule and revolted (“How revolting these deplorables are!” as an upper crust leftist snob like Hillary Clinton might put it).

They had tied Lee’s evil landlord character between 4 horses.

With an arm or leg in a rope attached to one of the 4 horses x 4 (One limb for each horse facing a different direction).

Finally the leader of the revolt whistled and each one of the 4 horses galloped in different directions (towards the 4 corners of the earth).

Lee’s evil landlord character found himself being ripped apart into 4 different pieces.

No doubt an exceedingly painful experience for a brief moment.

Nancy Pelosi had been stripped naked (Renfield had to put blindfolds on the 4 horses and on the men in his brigade so as not to be turned to stone by the awful sight).

Renfield himself wore a very dark and powerful pair of welder’s sunglasses so he could see to direct the operation but at the same time not to be turned to stone by the awful sight of a naked Nancy Pelosi who was wearing nothing but her stupid looking Covid mask.

As Nancy Pelosi now found each limb of her body in a rope tied to a horse, she suddenly realized she was in a very perilous situation.

To say nothing of her hair being a mess as she had been unable to book an appointment with her San Francisco hairstylist lately.

“Jesus of the Gnostic heretics, Pope Francis’ god of surprises!” She cried out, “How awful it is that my arms and legs are spread out like this.”

“For once,” Renfield was getting an image of all this despite the powerfulness of the welder’s dark glasses he was wearing, “You have said something that I’m in total agreement with.”

Renfield then spoke the signal to the 4 horses, “May Geronimo defeat and crush and wreak havoc and vengeance on the Skull and Bones Society.”

The 4 horses then bolted and rode off into 4 different directions.

From a Dodge Ram truck parked nearby, its radio could be heard playing that old Patsy Cline song, “I fall to pieces…”

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster woke up from his dream (or was it a vision?) in a sweat (adding further to the saltiness of the salt water he was in).

He went over to his waterproof iPhone, opened up his iPhone Notes and typed a note to himself to never ever get on Renfield’s wrong side.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday January 9th
2020.

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Lilith In The Graveyard Garden of Good and Evil

January 3, 2021 at 11:59 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Literature, Mystery, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, Romance, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )


The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith in the graveyard garden of good and evil

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing another one of his Sunday night podcasts:

“Just an important historical note of interest, which if shown to be correct, will be noted by future historians.
Here’s the gist:
A final political showdown is coming January 6th as the U.S. Congress meets to elect CCP stooge Joe Biden as President.
The 1st American Civil War began on April 12th 1861 just 13 days after the previous Easter Sunday (March 31st 1861).
Will the 2nd American Civil War begin on January 7th 2021 just 13 days after the previous Christmas Day?
History has a strange way of balancing itself out in such occurrences.”
-Renfield R. Renfield British MP

. . .

The body of Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun was rushed from Dublin Ireland to London England by the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s eco-friendly environmentally friendly cannabis powered dirigible airship the High Calypso.

It was assumed that the cause of Yaldabaoth’s death was the Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka wearing a killer outfit.

However after an operation carried out by a surgical suit wearing Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster wearing a surgical mask and using his surgical gloved lobster claws to perform an incision, it was determined that the cause of death was Yaldabaoth’s eating poisoned lutefisk.

After a quick check of the Irish High King Brian Boru’s Medieval Treatise On Leprechaun Ailments (a copy of which was found in the billionaire vampire Set’s library and rare book collection), apparently eating poisoned lutefisk was one of the few things that could kill a usually immortal leprechaun.

After visualizing London dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes wearing a killer outfit (which caused his lobster tank to explode), Michelangelo went into a trance and saw the circumstances which led to Yaldabaoth’s death.

Apparently after visiting the CERN Large Hadron Collidor tunnel in Switzerland, Yaldabaoth had gone to Rome to see the Vatican’s ugly looking Nativity display (which was put up to welcome the arrival of an alien ET saviour who graduated with a degree in New York School of Art Abstract Surrealist and Neo-Modernist Studies).

After barfing all over the Vatican Nativity display, Yaldabaoth then wandered the halls of the Vatican.

At first he thought he had entered a gay bath house but after viewing classical and Renaissance works of art in the halls and on the walls, the wee leprechaun deduced that he was indeed inside the Vatican.

Yaldabaoth went into a room where some Vatican Cardinals had prepared a New Year’s Day feast for their fellow cardinal Robert Cardinal Sarah of Guinea the prefect of the Vatican Congregation For Divine Worship and The Discipline of the Sacraments.

The feast, which consisted of large portions of poisoned Norwegian lutefisk, had been made by a group of atheistic Marxist Cardinals hoping to bump off Cardinal Robert Sarah who was a devout Catholic Christian.

Yaldabaoth, who was starting to feel hungry after having previously barfed all over the Vatican’s Nativity display, then proceeded to eat up all the poisoned lutefisk.

And in so doing saved Robert Cardinal Sarah’s life.

. . .


The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith next to Edgar Allan Poe’s grave in the cemetery of the Westminster Presbyterian Church in Baltimore Maryland

The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith was kneeling in the cemetery of the Westminster Presbyterian Church in Baltimore, Maryland.

She was kneeling in front of Edgar Allan Poe’s grave.

A group of mischievous Irish leprecauns living in Baltimore had put up Irish Celtic crosses atop Poe’s grave and graves next to it that would have caused the Ulster Irish Presbyterian pastor Rev. Ian Paisley of Belfast Northern Ireland to pull his hair out if he had still been alive and seen it.

It was a moonlit night in Baltimore, as billionaire Elon Musk who had just built himself an artificial moon and was giving a full moon trial test run over Baltimore on this lovely windswept evening, and so the moonlight shone down on top of Lilith in front of Poe’s burial place.

The artificial full moonlight of Elon Musk’s artificial moon was causing mysterious looking red roses to grow all over the cemetery.

A raven flew down atop Poe’s gravemarker and croaked “Nevermore”.

Indeed it would be the last time the Raven would croak Nevermore for he croaked shortly thereafter.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday December 3rd
2021.

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