Mirabella Francesca Franconia At The Vatican
Mirabella Francesca Franconia (parliamentary secretary to British MP Renfield R. Renfield) at the Vatican
Mirabella Francesca Franconia was at the Vatican.
The parliamentary secretary to British MP Renfield R. Renfield was investigating whether the peace plan Renfield negotiated between Russia 🇷🇺 and Ukraine 🇺🇦 last month was going to be co-opted by the so-called “Humble” Pope (who was actually the most vainglorious and conceited pontiff in all recorded history) Francis.
She walked among the statues at the Vatican Museum.
While walking, she ran into Samhain Cardinal Salaman the sole heterosexual in Francis’ entire upper level Vatican 🇻🇦 administration (the man who helped Renfield negotiate the plan at the top secret conference in Vienna last month).
The Cardinal told her, “I don’t think Francis knows about the plan. He’s just performing and grandstanding that he does have a plan so that the world’s brainless mainstream media will be impressed.”
The Cardinal and Mirabella Francesca Franconia walked to a nearby cafe where they both ordered a cappuccino.
The owner of the cafe was playing British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s latest podcast on the cafe sound system.
Renfield was currently saying what should be done with Biden climate change envoy and former Secretary of State John Kerry.
“John Kerry should be publicly hanged by the neck until dead,” Renfield stated.
A clip was then shown of John Kerry saying that the Biden Administration would not rule out confiscating U.S. farmers’ farms like the Dutch government was currently doing to Dutch farmers.
Coincidentally at that moment a farm made manure cream pie was being thrown in the face of senile old fool Joe Biden by a 6 foot 8 tall invisible entity at the Tokyo G-7 Summit.
Although members of the brainless mainstream media who had been imbibing Harvey Wallbanger drinks insisted that the culprit was a 6 foot 8 tall purple bunny rabbit.
Renfield was then discussing an immediate solution to the world’s problems.
“George Soros, Bill Gates and Klaus Schwab should be publicly hanged by the neck until dead,” Renfield noted.
“I see your boss holds somewhat differing views on capital punishment from those of Pope Francis,” Samhain Cardinal Salaman observed to Mirabella Francesca Franconia.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday May 19th
2023.
This Neo-Plato’s Republic Is A Satanic Dystopia and Harry Potter’s Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge’s Mainstream Media Is Fighting To Preserve It
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was giving a Thursday night podcast.
“Dr. Robert Malone who’s the inventor of mRNA technology maintains that it’s the fully vaccinated who are the Covid superspreaders.
The spike protein given to vaccinated people sheds within their bodies and then passes on a far deadlier variant of Covid to others.
In a fully vaccinated society like the State of Israel they pass on deadly variants of the virus to one another.
That’s why in fully vaccinated places like Israel, the United Kingdom, the American state of Vermont and the city of Waterford, Ireland, all the hospitalizations and deaths have been occurring among the fully vaccinated.
In the Canadian prairie provinces of Alberta and Saskatchewan where there WAS a large percentage of people who didn’t get vaccinated, that’s why the first massive hospitalizations and deaths were occurring among the unvaccinated (unless of course the SS-Gestapo AHS (Alberta Health Services) and its brainless Saskatchewan SS-Gestapo counterpart were lying about the statistics which is always a very real possibility).
Dr. Malone has likened what’s going on with today’s Covid vaccines to the illegal medical experiments conducted by Nazi Germany.”
Malone points out that:
“During the Second World War, Jews and other ethnic groups were subjected to horrible experimental research. And they justified it by saying it was for the common good.”
Renfield then interjected at this point that “for the common good” was a favourite expression used by Pope Francis and his numerous “useful idiots” bishops, priests and theologians that were his most ardent supporters.
Malone said that the Western world agreed at Nuremberg in 1946 that “we weren’t going to do that anymore. Yet from time to time we seem to forget and of course Tuskegee is one example and frankly this is another example.”
Renfield then mentioned, “Using the guidelines established by Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge and the brainless mainstream media to slander Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Albus Dumbledore for daring to say that Voldemort had returned as recorded in J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter and The Order of The Phoenix, various lying and deceptive so-called “fact checkers” for the mainstream media have tried to blatheringly argue that these experimental mRNA vaccines are not in violation of the Nuremberg Code as they are “vaccines” and not “experiments” to quote their Goebbelesque propaganda rhetoric. Well, I’ve got news for you assholes, if these were actually “vaccines” and not “experiments currently ongoing”, then they wouldn’t have required EUA (Emergency Use Authorization), assholes.”
Renfield then pushed a button where a curtain rose on a tank where a bunch of people were being thrown in to be eaten by crocodiles.
“These crocodiles,” Renfield grinned, “have been specially trained by the Miss Manners School of Veterinary Etiquette and Good Manners to chew their food slowly and delicately and not to gulp them down whole hog. This gives the added benefit of these assholes being thrown in to the tank and being eaten to undergo severely excruciating pain as their bodily parts such as fingers, toes, arms, legs, knees, thighs, elbows, hips, etc. are slowly eaten by the crocodiles and of course the assholes’ heads are eaten last.”
“By the way all these assholes being eaten in the “most delightful way” to quote Julie Andrews’ Mary Poppins are all “fact checkers” whose lies and distortions have appeared on the first page of Google Search Results when you google the term Nuremberg Code. These “fact checkers” supposedly “debunking” how these vaccines are not violations of the Nuremberg Code did not show up when a Calgary based geopolitical analyst googled the term Nuremberg Code a few weeks ago. Today they did. Which goes to show that the Revived Nazi-Soviet Pact tech giant Google as well as lying and deceptive presstitute media whore “fact checkers” are acting like the lying mainstream media back in the day of Cornelius Fudge’s tenure as Minister of Magic when they deliberately slandered Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Albus Dumbledore for claiming that Voldemort had returned.”
Renfield continued, “As many of you no doubt do not know since you seem to believe everything that Big Government, Big Business (especially Big Pharma) and the forever lying mainstream media tell you, we “are living in a world of fools” (to quote the Bee Gees) which is a Neo-Plato’s Republic turned satanic dystopia.
Set Enterprises’ commandos who are working to overthrow this satanic New World Order (an unholy alliance between the vampire Set’s brother Osiris and the vampire Set’s ancient enemy Apophis) tracked down all the asshole “fact checkers” whose Goebbelesque propaganda appeared on the first page of Google Search Results on the term Nuremberg Code.
These asshole “fact checkers” have been brought here to put their money where the crocodiles’ mouths are.
These crocodiles with impeccable good manners and etiquette and who in refined dignified fashion chew their food slowly are doing just that as can be seen by the fact that the asshole “fact checkers” are loudly screaming their heads off with each dignified and refined crocodile bite.”
“By the way,” Renfield smiled his pearly white teeth at the camera, “these asshole “fact checkers” being slowly eaten alive by crocodiles is not a medical experiment. It’s just good old fashioned medieval torture and ancient eye for an eye retribution. So it’s not in violation of the Nuremberg Code. God bless you and good night.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday October 14th
2021.
Mirabella Francesca Franconia (Parliamentary Secretary and Executive Assistant to British MP Renfield R. Renfield) attentively and appreciatively paying attention to her boss’ Thursday night podcast
Marxist Mingling of Voldemort and Baphomet
British MP Renfield R. Renfield had received an email from Set Enterprises’ newest employee the eccentric self-proclaimed alchemist Dr. Marmalade Montague formerly of Paris.
In it, Dr. Marmalade Montague had made the claim that an evil German alchemist Dr. Wilhelm Das Tore the former CEO of Fenster Software was trying to alchemically mingle the two separate entities Voldemort and Baphomet together.
“There might actually be something to Dr. Montague’s assertion,” Renfield reflected.
The Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit had received reports that Marxists, Maoists, Trotskyites and anarchists as well as Baal and Baphomet worshippers were trying to infiltrate the Black Lives Matter movement and use it for their own nefarious purposes.
An example of this happened in Mexico this past Monday June 8th when Baal and Baphomet worshipping anarchists attacked the Cathedral of Xalapa in the Mexican state of Veracruz and the Expiatory Temple of the Sacred Heart of Jesus.
The buildings were vandalized and spray painted with satanic graffiti.
The vandalism started out as what was supposed to be a peaceful protest against police brutality in sympathy with protests in the U.S.
Of course Antonio Gramscian Cultural Marxists were on the warpath on behalf of Baal and Baphomet as well.
Actors and actresses, particularly those of the millennial and gen X variety, were stringent Antonio Gramscian Cultural Marxists.
A group that Renfield called the Alphabet Soup Disciples of Baphomet (because of their fondness for appropriating letters of the alphabet for themselves) envisioned an Antonio Gramscian Cultural Marxist global atheistic secular state ruling the world.
But this Marxist atheistic secular global state that the Alphabet Soup Disciples of Baphomet envisioned would have a secularized form of the old ancient Hindu caste system with they the Alphabet Soup Disciples of Baphomet as the secularized form of the Brahmin caste with traditional Catholics and Bible believing Evangelical Protestants becoming the secularized form of the Dalit caste or the untouchables.
And it would be they the Alphabet Soup Disciples of Baphomet who would be the ultimate arbiters of language and particularly pronouns.
If someone used a pronoun to describe someone that the Alphabet Soup Disciples of Baphomet did not like, they would be subject to abuse and ridicule on social media and jail terms, fines and imprisonment in real life.
The Alphabet Soup Disciples of Baphomet claimed to be about equality but really they were about superiority- for themselves.
As Renfield was writing up a dossier on all this, he reflected to himself, “It’s rather ironic that most of these Alphabet Soup Disciples of Baphomet claim to be following basic science when it comes to Climate Change (the Greta Thunberg hypothesis of climate change that is which is asserted to be scientific dogma) but fail miserably at Science when it comes to basic principles of Biology and human anatomy.”
Writer J.K. Rowling had recently come afoul of Antonio Gramscian Cultural Marxist SJWs (and that did not stand for single Jehovah’s Witnesses – those who were unmarried and thus not getting a constant piece of tail which at least might explain their idiotic pronouncements).
J.K. Rowling had tweeted the George Orwell character Winston Smith equivalent of saying that 2 + 2 = 4.
She was immediately jumped upon by various actors and actresses from the Harry Potter series of movies (people like Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and others) who immediately tweeted and asserted in the Alphabet Soup Disciples of Baphomet equivalent of Orwellian Doublespeak that 2 +2 = 5.
“Yes, there’s definitely something to Dr. Marmalade Montague’s assertion that an alchemical mingling of Voldemort and Baphomet is unfolding along with a universe of chaos,” Renfield thought, “Voldemort is back, united with Baphomet and he seems to have the entire student population of Hogwart’s on his side.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday June 10th
2020.
Mirabella Francesca Franconia: Renfield R. Renfield’s Executive Assistant on the lookout for disciples of an alchemically mingled Voldemort and Baphomet
Mirabella Francesca Franconia: Dressed To Kill
Mirabella Francesca Franconia: Dressed To Kill
Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was in his aquarium at Set Enterprises when he picked up another television news story from the future on his psychic lobster antennae.
News Announcer: Today’s top story… U.S. President Donald Trump dies from a hydroxychloroquine drug overdose.
And in another news… A mask wearing Nancy Pelosi was shot and killed by a San Francisco police officer when she walked within six feet of the front steps of a Catholic Church.
Said the policeman afterwards, “If she hadn’t been wearing a mask, I wouldn’t have shot her. I’d have recognized her as Nancy Pelosi. As it was, I thought she was a person trying to enter the church in total violation of Gov. Gavin Newsom’s emergency decrees forbidding public church services.”
The present day news was just as interesting which was currently being watched by Set Enterprises’ Dr. Cadbury Rocher.
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was filling in for the BBC News Anchorman who was currently in isolation and quarantine after visiting a brothel in Chelsea.
Said Renfield, “10,000 residents have been evacuated and forced to flee their homes in the state of Michigan after the Edenville and Sanford dams were breached due to heavy rains and flooding.
As was to be expected, Michigan’s inherently demonically possessed governor Gretchen Whitmer has told fleeing residents to continue wearing face masks and observe social distancing while evacuating.
In other news, Alan Dershowitz the lawyer who defended pedophile Jeffrey Epstein in Florida in 2008 and got him a sweetheart deal of a plea bargain is now demanding mandatory vaccinations for everybody. People who refuse he said should be subject to legal punishment and be prevented from buying or selling.
This Book of Revelation Chapter 13 Mark of the Beast system that Dershowitz is advocating is similar to the view held by self-proclaimed “Saviour of the World” Bill Gates (the computer technology billionaire who flew with Jeffrey Epstein down to Epstein’s Pedo Island on a number of occasions) who likewise is advocating mandatory vaccinations for all 7 billion people on this planet.
It makes one wonder whether Epstein wasn’t working on a mandatory vaccine on his 8000 acre Zorro Ranch down in New Mexico where he was working on a eugenics program and hoping to seed his DNA with that of young girls in an attempt to create a master race.
As for Bill Gates, he recently offered a $10 million bribe to the Nigerian House of Representatives for the passage of a compulsory coronavirus vaccine law in that country.
People of good will everywhere are no doubt longing for the day when Bill Gates is finally charged with Crimes Against Humanity and then after being found guilty is taken out and shot by firing squad.”
Meanwhile it had come to the attention of Renfield’s parliamentary Executive Assistant in Charge of Constituency Affairs Mirabella Francesca Franconia that leading members of the U.S. Democratic Party had hired a professional assassin to bump off Renfield as Renfield was exposing how the U.S. Democratic Party for the most part had turned into a Neo-Communist political movement.
Dressed to kill
Mirabella Francesca Franconia was walking the streets and sidewalks of London to the B. and B. where the Democratic Party assassin was staying.
She encountered the assassin in his room where he was kneeling in front of statues of the Democratic Party’s patron demonic deities Baal and Baphomet.
She shot him dead and then called a cab to the London home of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set where Renfield lived.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday May 20th
2020.
Reblog of A Three Headed Dog Like Cerberus and The Hound of The Baskervilles Reincarnated
A vampire novel chapter I wrote this past June that ties in with some recent vampire novel chapters I have written.
A Three Headed Dog Like Cerberus and The Hound of The Baskervilles Reincarnated
Renfield R. Renfield MP for Tewkesbury In The Cotswolds had just received a phone call from his parliamentary Executive Assistant In Charge of Constituency Affairs Mirabella Francesca Franconia the former Spanish flamenco 💃🏻 dancer.
Senorita Franconia suggested that Renfield come to Tewkesbury in person to help out one of his constituents a middle aged widow by the name of Mrs. Margaret Lewis.
Mrs. Lewis owned two dogs – a Welsh corgi and a Dachshund- who had recently both become demonically possessed.
The corgi named Friendly and the Dachshund named Bashful had recently taken to playing around with a Ouija board and as a result of this nefarious new habit, they had both ended up becoming demonically possessed.
Bashful went from being a Dachshund to becoming a giant spectral wolfhound who was able to bark in a medieval…
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A Three Headed Dog Like Cerberus and The Hound of The Baskervilles Reincarnated
A Three Headed Dog Like Cerberus and The Hound of The Baskervilles Reincarnated
Renfield R. Renfield MP for Tewkesbury In The Cotswolds had just received a phone call from his parliamentary Executive Assistant In Charge of Constituency Affairs Mirabella Francesca Franconia the former Spanish flamenco 💃🏻 dancer.
Senorita Franconia suggested that Renfield come to Tewkesbury in person to help out one of his constituents a middle aged widow by the name of Mrs. Margaret Lewis.
Mrs. Lewis owned two dogs – a Welsh corgi and a Dachshund- who had recently both become demonically possessed.
The corgi named Friendly and the Dachshund named Bashful had recently taken to playing around with a Ouija board and as a result of this nefarious new habit, they had both ended up becoming demonically possessed.
Bashful went from being a Dachshund to becoming a giant spectral wolfhound who was able to bark in a medieval form of Norwegian to the veterinarian that it was a reincarnation of the Hound of the Baskervilles who had given Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson much trouble.
Friendly the Welsh corgi went from being a corgi to possessing the body of a gigantic Saint Bernard who happened to have 3 heads- one was the head of a Rottweiler who growled in ancient Babylonian, one was the head of a Bassett hound who whimpered in ancient Egyptian and the third was the head of a chihuahua who yelped in a very peculiar form of Parisienne French and ancient Aztec.
A veterinary psychiatrist who was brought in to determine whether the dogs were demonically possessed or just mentally ill opted for the former explanation after all four of his limbs were bitten off by the Rottweiler head.
That and the fact that both the corgi and the Dachshund had not previously known how to read or speak long dead languages.
Mrs. Lewis had gotten in touch with her parish priest the Church of England vicar Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds the rector of Saint Swithin’s By The Floodwaters Parish Church.
Father Aidan was going to perform an exorcism on the dogs and Senorita Franconia thought it might be a good idea if Renfield as Mrs. Lewis’ local MP helped in the exorcism.
Renfield agreed and said he’d drive right down to Tewkesbury from London to participate in the exorcism.
Renfield met up with Mirabella Francesca Franconia on the streets of Tewkesbury:
Mirabella then escorted Renfield to the Saint Swithin’s vicarage where Father Aidan dressed in a protective suit of medieval knight’s armour stood waiting for them holding the two demonically possessed dogs on a gigantic iron leash.
Father Aidan took Mirabella and Renfield to a place on the other side of town as he thought the exorcism should best be performed outdoors due to the wild unpredictable nature of the two beasts.
The trio expressed disappointment when this sign greeted them at the place where Father Aidan intended to perform the exorcism:
“Well,” sighed Renfield, “it looks like we’ll have to take our demonically possessed dogs elsewhere.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday June 13th
2018.
Dracul Van Helsing 
‘Woke’ Zombies of The Apocalypse: Jacobin Terror Revisited
June 17, 2020 at 10:41 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (Mirabella Francesca Franconia, Neo-Bolshevik Insurrection In America, Renfied R. Renfield, Woke Zombies of The Apocalypse, zombies)
A group of reporters were social distancing in British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s office waiting for the parliamentarian to come out of his inner office and make a statement on the ongoing Neo-Bolshevik insurrection in America and its accompanying sympathetic protests in Britain.
How a movement that started out as peaceful protests against racism and police brutality had also produced a side movement of rioting and looting and the violent overthrow of all vestiges of the past promising a nebulous future which the ‘Woke’ zombies of the apocalypse assured everyone would be so much better than today.
The politicians who seemed to be the most sympathetic to the violent looting and rioting ‘Woke’ zombies of the Apocalypse were also those who were most in favour of keeping their citizens under perpetual lockdown and quarantine.
But then Commies of a feather always oppress together (when they’re not out in the streets re-enacting the Jacobin Reign of Terror).
Meanwhile inside his inner office, Renfield was reading the news that his favourite brand of pancake syrup was being taken off the market.
“What? No more Aunt Jemima?” Renfield exclaimed, “What happened? Did a pair of white cops kneel on her neck and then shoot her? Just wait until I get my hands on those cops.’
Renfield’s parliamentary assistant Mirabella Francesca Franconia then shooed the reporters out of the parliamentary office into the parliamentary hallway.
She didn’t want her boss getting in hot water again like he was prone to do.
Meanwhile outside on the streets of London, a courier for Brucie’s Baloney Parlour had just been run over by Boris Johnson’s motorcade when he held up a sign in front of it saying There Is No Civil War Going On In Syria.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday June 17th
2020.
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