Andrea Lang and Renfield’s Memorable Date

December 9, 2021 at 9:42 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Romance, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Andrea Lang inside Harrods Department Store, London, England

Mystery novelist Andrea Lang was going on a date with British MP Renfield R. Renfield.

A few weeks ago, Renfield had bought one of Miss Lang’s mystery novels and had read it in a single night.

So he used his contacts to locate her phone number and phoned her and asked her for a date.

She was intrigued so she accepted.

They were currently inside Harrods Department Store where Renfield was trying to buy some soft drinks and candies for them.

Seeing as how Renfield was neither wearing a mask nor could show proof of vaccination (since he wasn’t vaccinated), he was having a dispute with a Harrods Department Store security guard.

The MP punched the security guard and sent him flying in the direction of the Women’s Lingerie Department.

“Put those on and you can get a job in Joe Biden’s cabinet,” Renfield suggested.

The clerk then sold Renfield the items since they were not wanting a dispute with the fiery MP.

As Renfield approached, she was noticing he was sporting a black eye.

“Does it hurt?” She asked.

“Only when I laugh,” Renfield answered.

“I suppose we better not go see a comedy then,” Andrea noted, “I hear the Trismegistus Repertory Cinema in London is showing a recently discovered Vincent Price directed film version of Shakespeare’s Titus Andronicus.”

Suddenly Renfield and Andrea were distracted by British Prime Minister Boris Johnson entering Harrods where he made the announcement that he was cancelling Christmas.

The Prime Minister found himself set upon by a teddy bear wearing the uniform of a 19th Century French general.

The teddy bear began beating him up and kicking him in the butt.

“Someone get that teddy bear away from me,” Boris shouted.

Renfield started laughing.

“Oh, what the heck,” Renfield smiled, “Let’s go see that new Mr. Bean movie.”

Renfield and Andrea left Harrods holding hands.

That night as 11-year-old Nicholas Carlyle lay in bed, his latest Winter Wonderland dream actually resembled the 11 PM Evening News.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday December 9th

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