Pachamama and The Vicar of Cthulhu and Mitlantecuhtli

February 11, 2020 at 11:59 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Pachamama and The Vicar of Cthulhu and Mitlantecuhtli

Cthulhu a Great Old One
lying in his lair 
in the city of R’lyeh
an underwater city in the South Pacific

Desiring Hong Kong
He battled for control last year
with the Black Dragon
Supernatural entity behind Xi Jinping’s Communist throne
Cthulhu backed the student protestors 
The Black Dragon backed the authorities and Hong Kong police

Time to take a different tack 
Cthulhu who entered the minds of men and women in their dreams 
Making them nightmares 
With his mind contacted Mitlantecuhtli Lord of the Land of the Dead 
Whose realm lay below Aztec ruins in Mexico 

Mitlantecuhtli the deity of death
Who wore a necklace of human eyeballs 
was associated with owls, spiders and bats 

Cthulhu made mental contact 
And offered a quid pro quo 
Mitlantecuhtli accepted 
And visited a cave of bats in China

It was Dr. Li Wenliang, 34, an ophthalmologist (a doctor specializing in the study of the human eye) who first alerted his fellow medics 
About the outbreak of the Coronavirus in Wuhan, China
And for this, he was harassed by police and authorities
Dr. Li himself died on February 7th 2020 
in a hospital bed from the Coronavirus

A Chinese government team found a cave of bats not far from Wuhan 
who apparently have the virus (now sending the world in a panic)

How did the virus get from the cave to Wuhan?
The Huanan Seafood Market in Wuhan 
Some say
A story that first fell from the lips of Mephistopheles
Demon in charge of racism and promoting ethnic hatred
So now East Asians in the Western world are harassed and attacked

Ancient deities also have plenty of allies in government and industry 
Willing to spread death for both profit and power 

A western leader with a toupee the colour of General Custer’s yellow hair
Might see a deadly plague hitting an economic enemy 
As a major advantage in a nasty trade war

A megalomaniac in Beijing 
who claims to act for the “People”
But acts like an ancient god-emperor only serving the needs of his own divine self 
Might have done it to his own people 
for whatever nefarious purpose 
had surfaced in his own twisted mind 

Big pharmaceuticals
And biological warfare units of army 
Might have come together in
some synthesis of Hegelian dialectic 
being played out on the non-philosophical plain

Or those behind the Georgia Guidestones who want the population of Earth 
reduced to 500 million 
might have initiated the first throw of the dice to that effect

Columbia University economist Jeffrey Sachs is a population control and reduction freak
Only in this way can sustainable development be achieved he says
And so the Communists at the UN and Vatican agree

7 years ago today Benedict XVI announced his impending resignation 
As Vicar of Christ
And a man named Jorge Mario Bergoglio took over 
And made it the office of Vicar of Cthulhu and Mitlantecuhtli 
Tomorrow he releases the Apostolic Exhortation on the Amazon Synod
And Pachamama earth mother goddess of the Incas
Is in the arms and under the wings of Mitlantecuhtli the Aztec lord of the dead
And in her own arms she holds the hourglass of time 
Through which the grains of sand of humanity are running out

-A poem and vampire novel chapter 
written by Christopher
Tuesday February 11th

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February 9, 2020 at 11:55 pm (Mythology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )


Mictlantecuhtli (or Lord of The Land of The Dead in Nahuatl the language of the Aztecs) was the Aztec god of death and the ruler of the Aztec underworld Mictlan. 

Mictlantecuhtli was closely associated with owls, spiders and bats.

As well as with the direction south.

In the Aztec creation myth, Mictlantecuhtli tried to delay the Aztec feathered serpent god Quetzalcoatl on his journey into Mictlan (the Land of the Dead).

Quetzalcoatl was searching for the bones of the creatures from the previous world of the 4th Sun in order to make mankind in this the aeon (age) of the 5th Sun.

Interestingly enough the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau of the Third Reich thought that mankind was currently living in the age of the 5th Sun.

In order to block Quetzalcoatl from making mankind, Mictlantecuhtli insisted that Quetzalcoatl could only take the bones (of the dead creatures from the previous world of the 4th Sun) if the feathered serpent god walked around the underworld 4 times blowing a conch-shell trumpet.

This seemingly easy task was made difficult by the fact that the god of the underworld gave Quetzalcoatl an ordinary conch-shell and so it would not sound.

Quetzalcoatl got around the problem by having worms drill holes in the shell and then placing bees inside it so that the horn would sound like a trumpet.

“Dem bones, dem bones going to rise again”, the bees inside the conch shell sang in musical harmony.

So Mictlantecuhtli let Quetzalcoatl have the bones.

But Mictlantecuhtli arranged for his assistants the Micteca to dig a large pit so that Quetzalcoatl would stumble into it when he tried to leave Mictlan.

Sure enough when passing the pit and unluckily startled by a passing quail (who was having a prophetic vision of being named a Vice-Presidential candidate by a drug producing bush in the distant future), Quetzalcoatl fell into the pit and the bones became scattered and broken like “cartoons in a cartoon graveyard” (and the only thing that would be resurrected would be Paul Simon’s musical career in the 1980s).

However Quetzalcoatl roused himself (by conjuring up images in his mind of what the future Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec would look like) and gathering up the bones he managed to extract himself from the pit and get away unscathed from the clutches of Mictlantecuhtli (a ballad about the whole incident is to be found in a collection of unpublished songs and forgotten recordings by Johnny Cash).

Once safely delivered to the goddess Cihaucoatl (the snake woman wearing the serpent skirt who was the Aztec earth mother goddess), the bones were mixed with Quetzalcoatl’s blood and from the mixture sprang forth the first men and women.

Cihuacoatl ground up the bones from the previous ages in a special blender (later used for making martinis in the modern age) and mixed them with Quetzalcoatl’s blood.

Those bones and blood were shaken not stirred.

As for Mictlantecuhtli, one day all souls would come face to face with him the Aztecs believed.

In the meantime, Mictlantecuhtli wears a costume of owl feathers and a necklace of eyeballs.

He would have probably been the talk of the town on Hollywood’s Oscar red carpet tonight if his plane hadn’t been shot down by a drone.

The drone had received erroneous information that it was Quetzalcoatl and not Mictlantecuhtli on board the plane.

And of course Quetzalcoatl was one and the same being as Jesus Christ according to Mormon Church teaching.

And therefore Quetzalcoatl would have been a deity revered by Utah Senator Mitt Romney.

For some mysterious reason, a person who had access to killer drones at his beck and call had it in for Mitt Romney and the Mormon deity of Quetzalcoatl/Christ.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday February 9th 

Cihuacoatl’s recipe: Ground round bones plus several dashes of Quetzalcoatl’s blood equals 5th Sun humanity

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