Renfield R. Renfield Shows A Movie Trailer On His Podcast

May 23, 2022 at 10:01 pm (Film, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Movie Trailers, Movies, News, Vampire novel) (, , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield would be showing a movie trailer for a global blockbuster new movie on his Monday night podcast.

Fans of the Renfieldian podcast wondered what new movie he’d be showing a trailer for.

So they tuned in to find out.

Said Renfield, “This is a trailer I’ve written, directed and produced myself.
My friend the ghost of Orson Welles is doing the voice-over narration for the trailer.”

Renfield then showed the trailer.

Narrator and movie trailer announcer: For all those of you who were frightened to death by CORONAVIRUS (released in the autumn of 2019) and were so frightened you spent time locked inside your houses isolated and alone and quarantined from the rest of the world driving small businesses, family owned grocery stores and neighbourhood locally owned restaurants into bankruptcy while Amazon, Walmart, Costco and Big Pharma made grossly huge and obscenely excessive profits, the makers of CORONAVIRUS (2019) are pleased to bring you this spring MONKEYPOX: The Sequel.
Bill Gates is back in his role as the billionaire oligarch who wants to reduce the world’s population to 500 million people as it is written on the mysterious and suspiciously erected Georgia Guidestones.
Klaus Schwab reprises his role as the German engineer who wants to bring you a totalitarian One World Government and have everyone either dead or turned into a robotic cyborg by the year 2030.
George Soros returns as the nauseatingly annoying pipsqueak of a billionaire who engages in such evil endeavours because he’s… well… just plain evil.
Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus is back in his supporting role as the non-medical doctor doctor Tigray People’s Liberation Front Neo-Maoist head of WHO- the World Health Organization- controlled and owned by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, Big Pharma and the Chinese Communist Party although that fact is not mentioned and advertised on their letterhead stationery.
Joe Biden puts in a cameo appearance as the diaper wearing senile old fool who wants to give WHO absolute global control over managing the health policy of every nation on the planet.
And Kamala Harris puts in a cameo appearance as a dumbed down version of the villainess Madame Defarge from Charles Dickens’ A Tale of Two Cities as she cackles her way through television interviews in which she sings the praises of child sacrifice to Baal and Moloch.
Dr. Anthony Fauci guest stars as the evil mad scientist (so beloved by the brainless mainstream media) who relishes in telling every American citizen what to do and how to follow the science even though the science Dr. Fauci follows changes hour by hour.
Jorge Mario Bergoglio is back in his supporting role as the Satanic AntiPope Francis who tells his flock to take whatever vaccine Bill Gates and company is offering them even if it kills them.

Announcer and Trailer Narrator (in very sinister tones): Be afraid.
Be very afraid.
Because that’s what the brainless mainstream media wants you to be…

Announcer and trailer narrator (in very bold and grandly eloquent overdramatic tones): MONKEYPOX: The Sequel.
Coming soon to a planet of nutcases and morons near you.

-A Renfieldian movie trailer
and vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday May 23rd
2022.

Sophia Loren, Yvonne de Carlo and Gina Lollobrigida will not be appearing in this turkey of a film

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A Darwinian Pox

May 18, 2022 at 10:21 pm (Aesthetics, Vampire novel) (, , )

Pan Goatee signs autographs on pineapples in a grocery store

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was walking downtown when a repulsive looking uglo tried to pass him on the sidewalk.

Goatee beheaded the uglo and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

Krampus dutifully carried the uglo’s remains down to Tartarus.

Later as he tried to catch a bus back home, a really super super repulsively pathetically ugly fat ugly blimp was waiting at the same stop.

The repulsive uglo’s name was She Who Consumes Too Many Buffalo Steaks On An Hourly Basis.

Goatee beheaded the fat repulsive uglo and cut her up into 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trilion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 rillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x ad infinitum etc. etc. pieces.

There was an almost infinite number of atoms, sub-atoms and sub-particles for Krampus to carry down to Tartarus.

Pan Goatee caught the C-Train LRT home instead.

Later he was walking towards a neighbourhood grocery store when a fat ugly blimp walked in front of him to enter an Auto Parts store.

Goatee beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces remarking, “I imagine the springs on your automobile probably went kaput due to your enormous weight.”

Krampus carried both the fat ugly blimp’s remains and the flat as a pancake automobile down to Tartarus.

. . .

There are currently 30 cases of Monkeypox virus in Europe, 13 in the Canadian province of Quebec and one in the city of Boston Massachusetts in the U.S.

The demon Bideninus (a demon who definitely wasn’t very bright) wondered underneath his burning Dunce cap if Bill Gates had invested any money in a Monkeypox vaccine.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday May 18th
2022.

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