Coronavirus Panic, Gnostic God Abraxas, Qonzilqointec, Ho Babylon Minh and The Pascal Sacrifice On Mount Moriah
Coronavirus Panic, Gnostic God Abraxas, Qonzilqointec, Ho Babylon Minh and The Pascal Lamb Sacrifice On Mount Moriah
The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec living as a vampiric immortal isn’t worried about contracting the Coronavirus
The same was not true of the state of California where after only one death, the governor had declared a State of Emergency over the Coronavirus.
Outside a COSTCO store in the State of California, a long line up of people were waiting to rush in to buy emergency food supplies and prepping items as well as surgical face masks and bottles of hand sanitizer (even though the latter items had already been sold out).
A man dressed in American Revolutionary War era attire and riding a horse was going throughout the huge COSTCO parking lot and shouting in Paul Revere like fashion, “The Coronavirus is coming. The Coronavirus is coming.”
On a nearby city street, a woman dressed in a chicken costume with what appeared to be a small cloud encircling her chicken head was busy shouting, “The Coronavirus is falling. The Coronavirus is falling.”
Inside the COSTCO store, angered customers were shouting over the fact that all surgical face masks had been sold out and by their attitude were thus totally ignoring the U.S. Surgeon-General’s recent request that the U.S. general public refrain from buying surgical face masks.
At the cigarette counter, there were long line ups of people waiting to buy cigarettes thus totally ignoring a U.S. Surgeon-General’s report from the early 1960s that smoking cigarettes can cause lung cancer.
Meanwhile back in the surgical face mask aisle, the store manager announced that there was a supply of Halloween face masks that had been found and were now available in the Toy Department.
The manager was trampled and killed in the subsequent rush over to the Toy Department.
Two women eventually got into a huge fight over the last Halloween mask available -an Al Gore mask from the year 2000 with a Made In Florida dangling chad hanging from his mouth.
Meanwhile at the Vatican, Pope Francis was calling for algor-ethics at a Vatican Conference On Ethics In Algorithms and The Future of AI (Artificial Intelligence).
Speeding down a California freeway while being chased by a group of sinister government Men In Black was a Japanese female sex robot called Akira who was totally ignoring Pope Francis’ call for algor-ethics as she put a spiked high-heeled pedal to the metal and hit the gas on her huge carbon emissions polluting hummer.
Her front seat partner – a man called Paul- who was dressed up the way Jesus of Nazareth might look in a church Easter Passion play- was desperately reading a book called Re-Imagining Mind Control For Dummies.
In the back seat, a professorial looking type (who was really an ET from outer space) named Lassetter was taking huge swigs from a phallus shaped bottle of whisky.
Sitting next to him was an Afghan War vet named Billy-Bob who was coming down with a severe case of PTSD while looking at the stock market trading app on his smartphone and seeing how bad the market was falling and share prices were diving over the latest Coronavirus fears.
Watching comfortably the highway car chase on television in his living room at home was America’s leading (and only) Irish Jewish science-fiction writer of note – George Finneganburg.
Said an astounded George Finneganburg, “My Sci-Fi novel is really quite literally coming to life in this particular California car chase.”
. . .
Standing in front of a statue of Baphomet whose feet were covered by aborted babies, Senate Minority leader Sen. Chuck Schumer of New York threatened U.S. Supreme Court Justices Neil Gorsuch and Brett Kavanaugh if they upheld a pro-life law from Louisiana.
“I want to tell you, Gorsuch, I want to tell you, Kavanaugh, you have released the whirlwind and you will pay the price,” Schumer thundered into the microphone as bats, locusts and scorpions flew out of his mouth while he spoke.
The ghost of Adolf Eichmann (dispensatationally released from Tartarus at the requests of the demons Baal and Baphomet) applauded in the background.
. . .
Meanwhile on Mount Moriah (also known as the Temple Mount) the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith (who was also known as the Lady Moriah) was directing a whirlwind to blow around the Mount.
A few weeks earlier the ancient gnostic god Abraxas (who had the head of a rooster, the arms and torso of a man, and the legs were two slithering serpents) had approached some Kabbalistic rabbis who belonged to the 21st Century Sanhedrin and told them to sacrifice a paschal lamb at an altar on the Temple Mount for Passover this year for the first time in 2000 years.
“To sacrifice a paschal lamb now will show that the imposter so-called Christ Jesus of Nazareth was not the Paschal Lamb sacrificed for all time,” Abraxas told the cheering rabbis.
A request for a permit from the Israeli government to perform the ceremony was then asked by the Sanhedrin.
Today at the Vatican, the gnostic god Abraxas appeared to the Communist and homosexual predatory Cardinals who now ran the Vatican under Pope Francis and told them his idea.
The pro-Francis group of Cardinals applauded since they didn’t really believe that Jesus of Nazareth was truly God Incarnate in the flesh never mind being the ultimate and final Paschal Lamb sacrifice for sin.
. . .
Now sporting blue hair, the Vietnamese vampiress and notably unique Shakespearian actress Ho Babylon Minh who would be playing a voodoo queen in a New Orleans style zombie and voodoo themed adaptation of Shakespeare’s MacBeth slated for tonight at the Pantages Theatre (directed by the ghost of Orson Welles) showed up in her car outside the doors of the theatre.
On his way into the show for tonight’s performance, British MP Renfield R. Renfield was asked about yesterday’s Super Tuesday primary in the U.S.
“Does this mean the end of Trotskyite Marxist Bernie Sander’s Presidential aspirations?” A member of the Press asked the MP.
“Well,” Renfield replied as he carried a silver handled walking stick, “Given the fact that we are all living in extremely surreal times (surreal as in a Salvador Dali painting of Australia’s infamous Uncle Ernie dressed as Cleopatra and embracing a giant asp), we must realize anything can happen. Bernie Sanders not only winning the Democratic nomination but winning the Presidency. In these surreal times, expect the Unexpected.”
Renfield kicked a snake with a rooster’s head out of the way as he entered the theatre.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday March 4th
2020.
Benjamin Netanyahu Meets The Vampiress Lilith
Benjamin Netanyahu Meets The Vampiress Lilith
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was walking through a garden on the Mount of Olives with his Defense Minister Avigdor Lieberman.
A few days earlier the Israeli Knesset had voted to give the Prime Minister of Israel the power to unilaterally declare war in an emergency situation.
Prior to this legislation, the Prime Minister could only do so with the approval of his cabinet.
Now he only need do it through consulting one other person.
The Minister of Defense.
That is why Netanyahu was walking through the Garden of Gethsemane with his Minister of Defense Avigdor Lieberman.
“So, do you agree that we should destroy Iran before Iran destroys us?” Netanyahu asked Lieberman.
“I agree,” said a beautiful red headed woman wearing an open top grayish green evening dress standing right in front of them:
Both men stopped in their tracks when confronted by the heavenly vision.
There was a moment of silence.
Broken by an owl hooting in a nearby tree.
“You want us to go to war?” Netanyahu asked the beautiful woman.
“I do,” she smiled a sensuous smile, “I want to bathe in the blood of all those slain.”
She then whirled around in her evening dress and vanished.
The owl hooted again.
Suddenly a huge thunderstorm and great blowing whirlwind surrounded Mount Moriah (also known as the Temple Mount).
“Who was that woman?” Lieberman asked.
“Lilith,” Netanyahu spoke a name he had first heard in his classes studying the Babylonian Talmud.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday May 3rd
2018.
The Mysterious Figure Atop Mount Moriah
The Mysterious Figure Atop Mount Moriah
A mysterious figure walked atop Mount Moriah.
The mount called Temple Mount by the Jews.
And Haram al-Sharif (Noble Sanctuary) by the Muslims.
The man was not seen by either Israeli or Palestinian as he walked atop the mount.
A strong wind suddenly blew down on top of the Mount as he walked.
A voice seemed to echo out of the wind as it engulfed the mount, “What angel directs this whirlwind?”.
The man suddenly vanished.
And darkness fell over the city of Jerusalem as a major massive power outage occurred and a huge dark cloud settled over the city blocking out the stars.
“The lights have gone out over Jerusalem,” a voice said in the darkness.
“And we shall not see them lit again in our lifetime,” a voice next to him answered.
The sound of machine gun fire echoed through the night.
Then the sound of two bodies dropping to the ground.
And then silence.
An eerie silence.
And then the howl of a jackal.
The Night of the Jackal was at hand.
To be continued.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday November 30th
2014.
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