The Dream of Dulcinea Lucia

June 30, 2015 at 11:21 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

The Dream of Dulcinea Lucia

Dulcinea Lucia had had an eventful day.

The gypsy crystal ball reader who had her own psychic reading shop on London’s Carnaby Street had been given a replica statue of Neb-Senu as a gift earlier today.

Neb-Senu had been an Egyptian statue in a Manchester museum that had supposedly come to life a couple of years ago and had allegedly moved on its pedestal in its case in the museum.

For some reason, being given the replica statue had reminded her of a mysterious client that had come to her for a psychic reading a couple of years ago.

The man who came to her shop had the hairiest legs (for he had been wearing Bermuda shorts) and the hairiest palms (for she had also done a palm reading for him) that she had ever seen.

He had called himself Pan Goatee.

(For more background on the relationship between Neb-Senu and Pan Goatee please read

https://draculvanhelsing.wordpress.com/2013/06/27/the-moving-statue/

https://draculvanhelsing.wordpress.com/2013/06/28/pan-goatee-and-neb-senu/

https://draculvanhelsing.wordpress.com/2013/07/07/pan-goatee-and-neb-senu-in-bethlehem/

https://draculvanhelsing.wordpress.com/2013/08/07/magog-rhys-petley-and-pan-goatee/

https://draculvanhelsing.wordpress.com/2013/08/08/the-mummy-the-wolfman-and-the-serial-killer/

After receiving the gift, Dulcinea Lucia had gone to a London art gallery with a friend to gaze at portrait paintings of various historical and mythological figures from history.

But now the incredibly sexy dark eyed and raven haired gypsy beauty lay in bed in her London apartment and drifted off to sleep where her mind was filled with images she had seen during the day.

She then dreamed a dream.

In her dream, she saw the Byzantine Emperor Justinian standing on the steps of the Lenin Mausoleum in Red Square shaking hands with a smiling and grinning resurrected Lenin.

She later found herself on Panepistimiou Street in Athens where she saw Mammon the ancient Babylonian god of banking and commerce pulling the plug on a toilet in the Bank of Greece while the Germanic god Wotan looked on approvingly.

She then stood on the Acropolis where she saw Vladimir Putin standing at the top of the steps to the Acropolis with his arms totally outstretched in a Cross like fashion.

Even though Dulcinea Lucia recognized the figure as Putin, he was also wearing the beard and the Byzantine like robes of Christ that she had seen in certain Russian Orthodox icons.

A figure resembling Karl Marx (though he looked more like a combination of Marx and the bearded Greek god Zeus) fell at the Putin-Christ’s feet and then kissed the Putin-Christ’s right hand and said, “My Lord and my God.”

“Behold the Saviour of the Greeks,” a figure below the hill of the Acropolis shouted.

The figure was none other than Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras.

A large crowd of people waving Syriza and Communist banners cheered behind him.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday June 30th
2015

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Pan Goatee and Neb-Senu

June 28, 2013 at 3:18 pm (The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Pan Goatee the serial killing satyr 

pan piper and roller skater 

half-man half goat 

he’ll slit your throat   

or maybe your gut 

but if you’ve got one testicle 

he’ll spare your nut 

he is wanted by DARPA 

because without a magic carpa’  

he can astral project 

like invisible stealth jet 

and wander across the globe 

cutting off an ear lobe  

and then added it to Van Gogh’s self-portrait 

 

causing museum curators to have a fit
and now he’s in a museum again
like it’s his personal play pen
saying to the statue of Neb-Senu
who some proposed to hold down with glue,
“Come astral project with me.”
Statue replied, “But first I have to pee.”
In the Manchester Museum’s washroom a great commotion
as Egyptian statue sings, “Come on do the locomotion…”

-Written by Christopher
Friday afternoon
June 28th 2013.

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The Moving Statue

June 27, 2013 at 4:31 pm (Horror, Humour, Mystery, Mystery/horror, News, Poetry, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

As Pan Goatee serial killer slashed the fat ugly female cyclist to death

making sure the aesthetically facially challenged blimp was devoid of breath,

the statue of Neb-Senu

being from planet Nibiru

moved in its glass case in Manchester 

dancing like Jack Benny’s butler Rochester

in this museum inspired by the Muses nine 

spirit beings found it fine

especially entity Neb-Senu

when he moved from Park Avenue

when the Wall Street banker he did possess

lost an encounter with a bus in much distress

so it returned to its statuely home 

devoid of constantly ringing phone 

into the statuette donated in 1933 

the year Hitler took Germany 

and stamped it with his destiny 

a statue made about 1800 B.C. 

when desert devil gods roamed free 

and the Nile River took its star Sirius-ly

what rough beast?  Its hour come round at last 

stops at McDonald’s for breakfast? 

one slouching towards Bethlehem 

waiting to be born 

a statue that moves 

at blast of car horn.  

It eventually moves 180 degrees 

but moves even more 

at a patron’s sneeze.

 

-A poem written by Christopher 

 Wednesday afternoon 

 June 26th 2013

 inspired by reports 

 of a moving Egyptian statue 

 in a Manchester museum.

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