Pan Goatee Beheads More Uglos While Alberta’s Neo-Fascist Tyrant Premier Jason Kenney Hopes For A Joe Biden Like Victory In Mail-In Ballots
Krampus the demon goat of Austria-Hungary and Bavaria joins genetically created satyr Pan Goatee the world’s greatest living philosophical authority on aesthetics and beauty in tonight’s vampire novel chapter
Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was leaving the grocery store with a bottle of lemonade when a repulsively ugly woman and her moronic husband entered the store.
Goatee beheaded them both and cut them up into 999 trillion pieces each.
Krampus the demon goat of Austria-Hungary and Bavaria showed up with a portable high definition television attached to his forehead where he was watching a heavyweight boxing match between Gordon The Black Donnelly (who was related to the infamous Black Donnelly clan of 19th Century Lucan Ontario) the world’s first living dead zombie boxer and a Top 10 world ranked opponent.
He then carried the remains of uglo and moron down to Tartarus as he cheered Gordon The Black Donnelly on in the 1st round.
Goatee was on his way home when he encountered a really super repulsively ugly woman and her moronic husband.
The satyr beheaded the really super repulsive uglo and cut her up into 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x ad infinitum etc. etc. etc. pieces.
He also beheaded the moron and cut him up into 999 trillion pieces.
Krampus with HD television set attached to his forehead arrived cheering on Gordon the Black Donnelly in the 2nd round against his opponent and carried the remains down to Tartarus.
Goatee walked a little further and came across another uglo with her moronic boyfriend.
Pan beheaded both uglo and moron and cut them up into 999 trillion pieces.
As if on cue, Krampus arrived with HD television set still attached to his forehead and cheered on Gordon the Black Donnelly in the 3rd round against his opponent while he carried the remains down to Tartarus.
Goatee continued to walk along when he suddenly saw a fat ugly blimp enter a fenced park area and then frighten a whole bunch of four legged dogs who were being walked on leashes.
Goatee threw his astral laser machete in non-Uncle Ernie style Australian boomerang fashion where it beheaded the fat ugly blimp two legged dog and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.
Krampus with HD television set still attached to his forehead arrived on scene (this time riding a pair of roller skates) and cheered on Gordon the Black Donnelly in the 4th round against his opponent while carrying the fat ugly blimp’s remains down to Tartarus.
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Alberta’s fat slob Neo-Fascist tyrant Premier Jason Kenney was to have faced a leadership review (of his incompetent and totalitarian inclined leadership of Alberta’s United Conservative Party) in the City of Red Deer, Alberta, Canada this weekend.
However Kenney bent the rules to change the vote to a mail-in ballot where the pudgy puffter Premier (as he was called by Edmonton based noted Canadian historian and archivist Jack Morrow) was hoping to pull a Joe Biden and win the leadership through a stuffed mail-in ballot approach (the same way that the Depends wearing senile old fool in the White House Oval Office stole the 2020 U.S. Presidential election from Donald Trump).
For this change in leadership vote tactics, Kenney relied on the advice of the evil Irish leprechaun Norman Reilly Ripley O’Ripper.
The evil Irish leprechaun Norman Reilly Ripley O’ Ripper had been the pudgy puffter Premier Jason Kenney’s supernatural advisor ever since the Covid-1984 plandemic had been declared by the pro-Communist World Health Organization (WHO) back in March of 2020.
Norman Reilly Ripley O’ Ripper was the major shareholder in the Irish Bates Motel in the City of Killarney, Ireland.
The Irish Bates Motel was also the same motel which received more complaints about its showers than any other motel in Ireland.
It was said that the evil Irish leprechaun Norman Reilly Ripley O’ Ripper had an unhealthy relationship with his mother.
The same also could be said of course for Alberta’s pudgy puffter Premier Jason Kenney and his mother.
Alberta’s pudgy puffter Premier Jason Kenney was in the bathtub playing with his pink rubber ducky named Mr. Nubbs.
The evil Irish leprechaun Norman Reilly Ripley O’ Ripper was watching on television the world’s first living dead zombie boxer Gordon The Black Donnelly battle his #10 in the world ranked Heavyweight Boxing opponent.
“Believe it or not,” Ripley shouted in the direction of the bathroom, “Gordon the Black Donnelly knocked out his opponent in the 8th round.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday April 8th
2022.
A Fat Slob Neo-Fascist Tyrant Gets Stuck In His Bathtub On New Year’s Day
“Mommy, can I have a bath tonight and go play with my pink rubber ducky named Mr. Nubbs again?” A fat slob Neo-Fascist tyrant asked his overdomineering and overbearing mother.
“No, you’ve been playing with Mr. Nubbs in the bathtub much too often lately,” his overbearing mother replied.
“It’s a good thing that this mother and son duo don’t own a motel,” the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock remarked as he observed the scene, “Beautiful young women would be in danger in the showers of their motel rooms.”
“I think it’s much more likely that pretty young men would be in danger in the showers of their motel rooms,” the ghost of Liberace commented as he stood doing his impersonation of a teacup.
Mrs. Kenney went upstairs to watch her favourite television show.
Her son Jason Kenney the fat slob Neo-Fascist Premier of Alberta finished his bowl of homemade bat soup and then put down the biography of the late FBI director J. Edgar Hoover that he had been reading.
He felt a sort of kinship and bond with J. Edgar Hoover for whatever reason.
“Jason, put out the lights downstairs when you’re going to bed,” his mother shouted from upstairs.
“Yes, Mommy,” Jason answered.
As Jason walked by his mother’s bedroom, he could hear her snoring.
He quickly grabbed his pink rubber ducky Mr. Nubbs and his radio and went into the bathroom.
He went into the bathtub.
The radio had a news bulletin about Calgary Pastor Arthur Pawlowski and his brother David Pawlowski taking part in a protest against Vaccinazi vaccine mandates in Alberta at the house of Alberta’s Neo-Fascist Health Minister Jason Copping.
Kenney got so angry at the announcement he dropped his rubber ducky and reached for his pink smart phone and called the local SS Gestapo Chief in Calgary to do something.
When he reached for his rubber ducky again, he found he was stuck in the bathtub.
The Neo-Fascist tyrant reached for his smart phone and dialed 911 for help as well as the number of a crane and a tractor trailor towing company.
“Damn,” Kenney thought to himself.
His mother would realize that he took a bath with his pink rubber ducky Mr. Nubbs without her permission.
. . .
Here’s the latest statistics from Germany on who’s got the Omicron variant:
In Germany, 70.53% of the population are fully vaxxed, 2.97% are partially vaxxed and 26.5% of the population are unvaxxed.
The unvaxxed have 186 cases of Omicron out of 26.5% of the population.
The fully vaxxed have 4020 cases out of 70.53% of the population.
So the vaxxed Omicron case incidence is 57.0% of the population.
And the unvaxxed Omicron case incidence is 7.02% of the population.
So the vaccinated have an 87.7% lower immune response than the unvaccinated have to Omicron.
This means that the average German is down to the last 12.3% of his or her immune system for fighting certain classes of viruses and certain cancers.
Reducing the world’s population to 500 million as commanded on the Georgia Guidestones is well on its way in Germany.
“Ja,” Hitler’s ghost commented, “Zis is what they get for losing the war. It’s their fault that Germany lost the war. It wasn’t my fault. I was Der Fuhrer. Fuhrers are never to blame for anything.”
“Did I mention the war?” A holographic image of John Cleese as Basil Fawlty asked the question.
Meanwhile tyrannical politicians and deranged medical bureaucrats in the former Western democracies (which are now Vaccinazi regimes paving the way for the Antichrist New World Order) continued to insist that everyone be vaccinated.
. . .
In the City of Calgary, Calgary’s Freemasonic Fascist Police Chief Mark Neufeld had a Peking Duck Cream Pie thrown in his face by an invisible entity.
Members of the Police Service who ran the City Checkstop program (and who had spent the day drinking Harvey Wallbangers) claimed that it was a 6 foot 8 tall purple bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears who had thrown the Peking Duck Cream Pie at Fascist Neufeld.
The ghost of Gestapo head Heinrich Muller told Neufeld, “I’d give you a towel but I don’t have one.”
In all the commotion, Neufeld had lost his Swastika lapel pin and his SS Death’s Head insignia pin.
“Shit,” Neufeld commented as his underwear did an impersonation of Joe Biden meeting the Pope.
. . .
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was on the phone with Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit secret agent Miranda Singh.
“Happy New Year, Miranda,” was Renfield’s greeting.
“Happy New Year, Renfield,” Miranda answered.
“So, what news do you bring?” Renfield moved his toy angels towards his toy shepherds in his Nativity scene.
“Apparently the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit did capture on video the scene of Alberta’s fat slob Neo-Fascist tyrant Premier Jason Kenney getting stuck in the bathtub with his pink rubber ducky Mr. Nubbs while his mother was screaming, “What a bad boy you are. Just wait until you get out of that bathtub. Just wait until I get my hands on you. You won’t be able to sit down the entire weekend of the next United Conservative Party leadership review.” And Kenny snivelled, “Please don’t spank me, Mommy. I promise to be good in the future.” as he burst into tears,” Miranda pointed out.
“Good, let’s see what happens if we threaten to release it,” Renfield smiled.
An hour later, Calgary Pastor Art Pawlowski and his brother David were released from jail.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday January 2nd
2021.
Carmen the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit spy in the Canadian province of Alberta heard the screams of Alberta’s fat slob Neo-Fascist tyrant Premier Jason Kenney after he got stuck in the bathtub with his pink rubby ducky Mr. Nubbs.
Dracul Van Helsing 
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