October Apocalypse Now?

October 12, 2021 at 10:55 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Religion, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

A pair of sports reporters were broadcasting a boxing match in an outside boxing arena on a ranch outside the town of Shelby Montana.

The promoter was hoping the event would be a lot more successful than the Jack Dempsey vs. Tommy Gibbons World Heavyweight Title Bout that was held on July 4th 1923 in Shelby Montana.

The large crowd that had come to watch the event were shouting “F*ck Joe Biden!” “F*ck Joe BIDEN!”.

“Listen to that crowd,” one of the sports reporters lisped in a Howard Cosell like fashion if Howard Cosell had been a pansy, “They’re shouting “Let’s go Brandon! Let’s go Brandon!”. How about that for enthusiasm?”.

“But there’s no one named Brandon involved in this fight, sir,” the cowboy sports reporter (who talked like John Wayne) pointed out.

The other reporter who carried a pink six shooter took it out of his holster and shot the cowboy sports reporter dead.

“I’m afraid I’m going to have to cancel you permanently in today’s cancel culture world for making such an offensive racist misogynistic homophobic remark,” the limpwristed gunslinger lisped.

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of what occurred during the Saturday October 9th 2021 Vatican meeting between Pope Francis and U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi that hadn’t been shown by the mainstream media.

After Pope Francis had greeted Nancy Pelosi with a Freemasonic secret handshake, the two then danced together.

Pope Francis sang in an extremely bad impersonation of Yul Brynner’s voice,

“We’ve just been introduced,
I do not know you well,
But when the music started
Something drew me to your side…
… shall we dance?

Pelosi and Bergoglio are then joined by the demons Baal and Baphomet who are also dancing together.

Baal and Baphomet then cover Nancy and Francis with confetti that looks surprisingly like small unborn human babies.

Nancy and Francis then throw the baby like confetti into the brazier hands of a metallic statue of Moloch (who was the demon Baal’s demonic twin brother).

The brazier hands then insert the baby confetti into the fiery furnace stomach of the bull headed deity Moloch.

Pelosi and Francis then start singing Burn Baby Burn from the 1977 John Travolta film Saturday Night Fever.

They are joined by holographic images of Bill Gates and George Soros wearing human embryonic made revitalizing skin cream singing “Stayin’ Alive” another song from the 1977 film Saturday Night Fever.

. . .

British MP Renfield R. Renfield had just returned from Australia where he had thrown 666 members of the Victoria State Police Force to their deaths from a cannabis powered dirigible airship (The Wild Colonial Boy) over the City of Melbourne.

Prior to their aerial downward exit, Renfield had arranged to have 666 middle fingers cut off the Neo-SS Neo-Gestapo Fascist pigs’ left hands and mailed to Victoria State’s Neo-Maoist Neo-Stalinist tyrant Premier Daniel Andrews.

Also prior to their aerial downward exit, Renfield had arranged to have 666 middle fingers cut off the Neo-SS Neo-Gestapo Fascist pigs’ right hands and mailed to Victoria state’s Neo-Fascist Chief Commissioner of Victoria Police Shane Patton.

Renfield was now examining a brochure.

The brochure was advertising the ELITE GLOBAL LEADERS’ CONFERENCE being held on Saturday October 23rd 2021 at the Vatican.

The theme of the conference was TECHNOLOGY That Empowers HUMANITY.

The conference was by invitation only.

The keynote presentation was called The Code- Programming Our Future For Good.

The keynote speakers were David Fergusson author of The transHuman Code and Carlos Moreira author of The transHuman Code.

As Renfield was reading the brochure, a commotion was taking place outside on the Set Estate grounds.

The Victoria State Police Force from Melbourne Australia were launching a commando raid on the Set Mansion in order to kidnap Renfield.

As such they were being pounced upon by the Set Estate’s ferocious guard cat Nefertiti Galore and were being ripped and shredded to pieces by her.

Nefertiti Galore: As can be seen, she’s in one of her better moods this evening.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday October 12th
2021.

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In Ecclesiastical Inspector Clouseaunesque Fashion, Francis Inadvertently Blurts He’s An Antipope On Spanish Radio

September 25, 2021 at 10:57 pm (Commentary, Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Religion, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

“In the beginning Adolf Hitler used public health measures to implement a series of policies to obstensibly fight tuberculosis- a respiratory disease- that paved the way for the corraling of German citizens into concentration camps.”
-Dr. Jordan Peterson

“How were the German people brought to the point where they’d go along with Hitler’s Final Solution?”
-Puzzled History Professors Reflecting In The Decade of the 1970s

“These unvaccinated people should be put into camps, not be allowed to hold a job or to buy or sell anything.”
-Typical face mask wearing bozo (doubly vaccinated but will go for his triple vaccination and quadruple vaccination and so on and so forth when he’s told to) in a man in the street interview when asked by a reporter.

Arnold Schwarzenegger with Raquel Welch in the days before he became a Neo-Fascist (as his father was an original Fascist serving in the Austrian Nazi Party SA Brownshirts)

Meanwhile over in Germany, Chancellor Angela Merkel was finally retiring this weekend after 16 years in power and after having spent the last two years of her Chancellorship turning into a female Adolf Hitler with the Germany of 2021 now a Fourth Reich.

Ms. Merkel had taken the contemporary “woke” trend of transgenderism to a whole new level and a whole new meaning in the world of geopolitics.

Meanwhile over in the nutty, flaky and fruity state of California (current home of Arnold Schwarzenegger and his long suffering pet goat), Rep. Nancy Pelosi was going ballistic at a press conference.

Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone of San Francisco had recently called the airheaded satanic witch Pelosi a proponent of “child sacrifice”.

Looking directly at the TV cameras and flashing her arms and fingers in a double V For Victory style and shaking the jowls on her face in Richard M. Nixonesque fashion, Nancy said, “My fellow Americans, I want to make this perfectly clear. I am not a proponent of child sacrfice.”

Behind Pelosi the demonic gods Baal and Moloch (to whom child sacrifice was an essential part of their worship) applauded vigourously.

At that moment the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse were seen riding over the Vatican.

And speaking of the Vatican, earlier this month in a radio interview with Spanish radio station COPE, Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) made a very underreported comment:

“I did not invent anything, my action since the beginning of my pontificate consists in achieving what we the cardinals had agreed to in the pre-conclave meetings for the future pope.”

He added, “My reforms were what the cardinals wanted from March 2013.”

These words from the horse’s mouth (or in this case the horse’s ass) prove that Jorge Mario Bergoglio is in fact an Antipope.

Since the rules governing conclaves are laid out in Section 81 of Universi Dominici Gregis:

81. The Cardinal Electors shall further abstain from any form of pact, agreement, promise or other commitment of any kind which could oblige them to give or to deny their vote to a person or persons. If this were in fact done, even under oath, I (John Paul II) decree that such a commitment shall be null and void and that no one shall be bound to observe it, and I hereby impose the sentence of excommunication latae sententiae upon those who violate this prohibition.”

Pope Benedict XVI never abrogated Pope John Paul II’s rules for future papal conclaves and therefore John Paul II’s rules still stand for the conclave of March 2013.

Francis and the so-called St. Gallen Mafia who campaigned for his election have been latae sententiae excommunicated by the late Pope St. John Paul II.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday September 25th
2021.

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The New Wicked Witch of The West

January 13, 2021 at 11:21 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Cackling hysterically and looking every inch the green faced looking Margaret Hamilton Wicked Witch of the West from the Wizard of Oz film (a slight allergic reaction to the DeathVaxx vaccine that WHO health officials assured her would go away), Nancy Pelosi flew in on her broomstick to Congress to oversee House impeachment hearings against President Donald Trump.

“Nancy, I had no idea you flew a broom to work,” New York Sen. Chuck Schumer remarked as he exited his limousine with six very kosher looking Playboy bunnies and an appearance that suggested not much social distancing had gone on in that limo.

“Of course I do, you ninny,” Pelosi padlocked her broomstick to an ABSOLUTELY NO PARKING sign, “I’m a witch.”

“I didn’t know that,” Schumer commented as he pulled up his zipper, “Life is full of surprises but thanks to the Dominion voting machines, elections will no longer be.”

The six kosher looking Playboy bunnies headed off in search of a kosher deli where they could buy themselves jars of large pickles as all six women were tired of looking at the infinitesimally small and tiny pickle they had been forced to endure throughout the entire morning commute.

“Six kosher Playboy bunnies 3 times a week,” Schumer smiled, “That adds up to 666 you know.”

Schumer’s reasoning might amount to some arcane form of kabbalistic gematria because in terms of pure ordinary mathematics, the numbers just didn’t add up.

But maybe with a little help from Dominion voting machines, they did.

Pelosi went to her office, then her closet (where she had safely locked away her idol statue of Hecate the Greek goddess of witchcraft to protect it during last week’s staged Capitol Hill siege something alas she had forgotten to do with her laptop), took out the Hecate idol and placed it in an alcove in her office.

She then turned the lights out and lit candles in front of the Hecate idol (who was depicted in her crone hag form as that was the one that most perfectly resembled Pelosi’s own self) and paid obeisance to it.

After reading the latest piece of Marxist sodomite drivel to come from the lips of Jorge Mario Bergoglio (known to the world as Pope Francis), she then made the Upside Down Sign of The Cross and headed off to the House chambers to begin the proceedings on impeaching Donald Trump for a 2nd time.

. . .

As nighttime settled over Washington DC, the vampire Lev Tomi (whom the fallen angel Mephistopheles possessed Joe Biden had named to his staff of Chiefs of Armed Services) supervised the U.S. National Guard who were preparing for the Biden inauguration this coming January 20th.

During his mortal life, the vampire Lev Tomi had been the Russian Bolshevik Leon Trotsky.

. . .

Meanwhile in Rome Italy, the Italian national government under Communist Giuseppe Conte was in danger of collapse.

Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol was in Rome because he had received reports that the actual Greek god Poseidon was cavorting and splashing around in the famous Fountain of Trevi claiming that he had found more than 3 coins.

As Whitstable walked the streets of Rome, he was surprised to see a giant elk wandering the streets of Rome.

A giant elk that cast a giant shadow in the light and even more mysteriously a giant shadow in the dark.

“In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie,” went through Whitstable’s mind.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday January 13th
2020.

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Nancy Pelosi: A Soviet State For 4 Horses

January 9, 2021 at 11:32 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel, war) (, , , , )

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was asleep in his aquarium at Set Enterprises Laboratories in London, England.

He suddenly had a dream (or was it a vision?) of British MP Renfield R. Renfield fighting alongside anti-Communist forces in the 2nd American Civil War.

One of the Communists’ most pre-eminent “useful idiots” U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi had the misfortune of falling into the hands of Renfield’s brigade.

The punishment Renfield envisioned for Nancy Pelosi had been inspired by an old Hammer Films horror movie that starred Christopher Lee that he had seen a few months ago.

In the film Christopher Lee played an evil landowner.

Finally the peasants got sick of his despotic rule and revolted (“How revolting these deplorables are!” as an upper crust leftist snob like Hillary Clinton might put it).

They had tied Lee’s evil landlord character between 4 horses.

With an arm or leg in a rope attached to one of the 4 horses x 4 (One limb for each horse facing a different direction).

Finally the leader of the revolt whistled and each one of the 4 horses galloped in different directions (towards the 4 corners of the earth).

Lee’s evil landlord character found himself being ripped apart into 4 different pieces.

No doubt an exceedingly painful experience for a brief moment.

Nancy Pelosi had been stripped naked (Renfield had to put blindfolds on the 4 horses and on the men in his brigade so as not to be turned to stone by the awful sight).

Renfield himself wore a very dark and powerful pair of welder’s sunglasses so he could see to direct the operation but at the same time not to be turned to stone by the awful sight of a naked Nancy Pelosi who was wearing nothing but her stupid looking Covid mask.

As Nancy Pelosi now found each limb of her body in a rope tied to a horse, she suddenly realized she was in a very perilous situation.

To say nothing of her hair being a mess as she had been unable to book an appointment with her San Francisco hairstylist lately.

“Jesus of the Gnostic heretics, Pope Francis’ god of surprises!” She cried out, “How awful it is that my arms and legs are spread out like this.”

“For once,” Renfield was getting an image of all this despite the powerfulness of the welder’s dark glasses he was wearing, “You have said something that I’m in total agreement with.”

Renfield then spoke the signal to the 4 horses, “May Geronimo defeat and crush and wreak havoc and vengeance on the Skull and Bones Society.”

The 4 horses then bolted and rode off into 4 different directions.

From a Dodge Ram truck parked nearby, its radio could be heard playing that old Patsy Cline song, “I fall to pieces…”

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster woke up from his dream (or was it a vision?) in a sweat (adding further to the saltiness of the salt water he was in).

He went over to his waterproof iPhone, opened up his iPhone Notes and typed a note to himself to never ever get on Renfield’s wrong side.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday January 9th
2020.

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Vampiress Lilith Furious At Abraham Accords Israel-UAE-Bahrain Peace Treaties

September 16, 2020 at 9:50 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Yesterday as senility prone Joe Biden was attempting to share his kosher lox and cream cheese bagel with his marijuana pot smoking cactus plant Sweet Dementia, his arch foe Donald Trump was hosting a Middle East peace treaty signing ceremony at the White House.

Israel was signing landmark peace deals with both the United Arab Emirates (UAE) and Bahrain.

The UAE and Bahrain are just the third and fourth Arab countries to recognize Israel since its founding in 1948.

Egypt signed a peace treaty with Israel in 1978 and Jordan signed a peace treaty with Israel in 1994.

Mauritania established diplomatic relations with Israel in 1999 but severed ties in 2010.

Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner helped in negotiating the treaties.

The accords were called the Abraham Accords since Abraham was a common historical figure of shared importance in the three monotheistic religions that originated in the Middle East- Judaism, Christianity and Islam.

The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith (who was also the world’s first vampiress) was absolutely livid over the ceremony.

Lilith felt that her good name and reputation were libelled and maligned in the Babylonian Talmud and she had vowed to destroy the Jewish people ever since.

At a meeting on the banks of the Euphrates River today, Lilith discussed her plans with her friends the demon Asmodeus and the little green frog Nimrod.

Her strategy was to try and form an alliance between Turkey (whose leader Recep Tayyip Erdogan fancied himself the new Sultan of a revived Ottoman Empire) and Iran (who had been an enemy of Israel since the Ayatollah Khomeini first came to power in the Islamic Revolution of 1979) and get them to attack Israel.


The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith wants no one to rain on her parade when it comes to her revenge against Israel.

. . .

The group Catholic Satanists For Biden had been successfully established with two Catholic Satanist members of the U.S. Senate and a Catholic Satanist former head of Catholic Relief Services in key positions in the organization.

Cardinal Joseph “Nighty Night, Baby” Tobin the Archbishop of Newark New Jersey had recently shown that his political sympathies were similar to that of Catholic Satanists For Biden.

Cardinal Tobin had earned the moniker “Nighty Night, Baby” for a private message he had inadvertently turned into a public tweet when he messaged the Italian male soap opera star who often spent long periods of time at his beach house, “Nighty night, baby. I love you.”

A diocesan spokesman later said that the Archbishop actually intended to privately message his sister with the message.

If true, the Cardinal’s message had overtones of the relationships between brothers and sisters in ancient Egyptian Pharaohonic royalty.

Such is the state of modern American Catholic ecclesial support of the modern U.S. Democratic Party.

Meanwhile Nancy Pelosi was sitting at home watching the skies lit up by California wildfires as she burnt a little sage in front of a statue of the Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama.

She left the room momentarily as a crow flew in through the window, picked up the burning piece of sage in its beak and flew out the window heading off in the direction of the nearest forest.

Pelosi returned and without noticing the burning piece of sage was missing, she debated whether she should privately message on Twitter her nephew by marriage California Gov. Gavin Newsom with the words, “Nighty night, baby.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday September 16th
2020.

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