Ghost of Joseph Goebbels Gives Advice To AHS Alberta Health Services

September 12, 2021 at 10:34 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

The Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit was examining mainstream news media stories from the Canadian province of Alberta.

For the past week, the mainstream news media in Alberta had been running all sorts of horror stories about various patients (suffering from cancer and many other serious ailments) getting their surgeries cancelled because there were not enough intensive care beds for them to go to after their surgeries because, so AHS (Alberta Health Services) and the mainstream news media claimed, there were too many Covid patients in the ICUs (Intensive Care Units).

The thing was the number of Covid cases in the Canadian provinces of Ontario and Quebec was almost the same as in the province of Alberta.

Yet surgeries for non-Covid patients weren’t being cancelled in either Ontario or Quebec.

The major difference between Alberta and the Central Canadian provinces of Ontario and Quebec was that Ontario and Quebec had provincially mandated vaccine passports and Alberta did not.

Alberta’s leading Neo-Bolshevik Communist demagogue Dr. Joe Vipond said Alberta needed vaccine passports.

Vast numbers of Albertans, brainwashed by the brainless mainstream media’s Neo-Bolshevik propaganda and hysteria, agreed.

But so far Alberta Premier Jason Kenney had said no.

Because he was afraid of getting his ass kicked by a Calgary based geopolitical analyst and his extremely tall pet bunny rabbit.

Therefore major pressure must be brought to bear.

Neo-Bolshevik Communist strategists in AHS (Alberta Health Services) who answered to their globalist New World Order overlords knew that their worldly overlords and otherworldly principalities and powers wanted everyone on the planet vaccinated (currently doubly vaccinated but at future dates triply vaccinated and quadruply vaccinated and so on and so forth until the final Antichrist Mark of the Beast was brought out as prophesied in the Book of Revelation 13: 16-17).

This was why Joe Biden in the U.S. was acting like his Neo-Stalinist tyrannical namesake Joseph in pushing the the boundaries of tyranny in the U.S. to get everyone vaccinated.

Already media scumbags, celebrity scumbags and the numerous political scumbags in America were trumpeting that many notions of freedom (as mentioned in the Declaration of Independence, the U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights) were outdated and antiquated.

Big Brother said so.

And the ghosts of England’s King John and King George III, Germany’s Hitler, Soviet Russia’s Stalin and Communist China’s Mao Tse-tung agreed.

Was the latest mainstream media and AHS narrative in Alberta part of a propaganda effort?

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was brought in for consultation.

Whereas DARPA operatives stared at pictures of goats for hours on end in an effort to develop their psychic powers, Michelangelo chose to stare at pictures like this:

After his lobster tank exploded which doused the members of the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit with multiple gallons of water, Michelangelo gave this revelation via teletype (since he could not speak being a lobster):

Seeing as how the ghosts of all of Stalin’s propaganda writers and artists were serving as advisors to many U.S. politicians, mainstream media types and entertainment industry celebrities, who could AHS call upon for propaganda advice?

It turned out that Alberta Health Minister Tyler Chandro had had tea with the ghost of Nazi Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels earlier this year.

So AHS put in a request to Hades the Greek god of the Underworld to once again release the ghost of Joseph Goebbels from Tartarus.

Hades granted their request and Goebbels told AHS the following:

They must get at least 90% of Albertans on their side to demand vaccine passports.

67% of Calgarians, showing that they were dumb enough to believe everything that Big Government, Big Pharma and the mainstream media told them, were already on board.

The trick was to get the rest of the province on board.

And one way was to cancel the surgeries of various people and say the reason the surgeries were cancelled was because there were too many Covid patients in ICUs and the reason there were too many Covid patients in ICUs was because there were too many unvaccinated people in Alberta.

Of course it was all a Big Lie.

But as Goebbels proudly told his audience, you tell a Big Lie often enough and people will believe it.

At that exact moment, Joe Biden was addressing the wilting roses in his White House Rose Garden, “The American people elected me President in a free, fair and honest election. And they elected me to take their freedom away. And so help me, Mephistopheles, I’ll do that.”

Joe Biden’s nose finally stopped growing bigger when he said that last sentence.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday September 12th
2021.

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The Vaccinazi and Neo-Bolshevik Communist Pact of 2021

August 30, 2021 at 10:58 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was on a secret mission.

He had been hired by renegades against the Deep State in the U.S. government to investigate an alleged plot that started 31 years ago in 1990 when George Soros and Bill Gates had sought to create an Uglo-Race of women by genetically manipulating women in the City of Calgary to look quite repulsively ugly.

Soros and Gates and their geneticists had succeeded beyond their wildest dreams.

They were hoping then to release this Uglo-Race of women upon the world in an effort to reduce the human population since no one would want to make out with such uglos.

Unbeknownst to Soros and Gates however, then Soviet KGB officer Vladimir Putin had, at the same time, designed a plot to create a Non-Master Race of Male Morons who would help bring down the Western world thus allowing Russia to take control.

Putin, after extracting DNA from some Australian who called himself Uncle Ernie, began his genetic manipulation experiments to create a Non-Master Race of Male Morons in Calgary in that same year of 1990.

The result was that the Non-Master Race of Male Morons (created by Putin) made out with the Uglo-Race of Repulsively Ugly Women (created by Soros and Gates) producing more stupid and uglier offspring than ever.

That’s why large groups of mask wearing (but unfortunately no full paper bag over head wearing) uglos and imbeciles cheered on Neo-Bolshevik Communist demagogue Dr. Joe Vipond as he spoke at various Anti-Freedom rallies in downtown Calgary over the summer.

That’s why so many brainless Calgary businesspeople and other bozos were in favour of creating a vaccine passport in the city.

Neo-Bolshevik Communist demagogue Dr. Joe Vipond had invited some of his fellow physicians who were also Neo-Bolshevik Communists to speak to the media today to push for a vaccine passport in the Canadian province of Alberta.

The Neo-Norman Bethune style physicians spoke in a Zoom video conferencing call to members of the brainless mainstream media with Alberta’s leading Neo-Bolshevik Communist demagogue Dr. Joe Vipond naturally occupying the top upper left hand corner of the screen.

Two Neo-Bolshevik Communist Calgary city councillors (both of whom were running for Mayor in this coming October’s municipal election) Councillor Jan Damery and Councillor Jyoti Gondek were both calling for vaccine passports in the City of Calgary.

The forces of Antichrist seemed to be reigning supreme in the city.

It was against this background that Pan Goatee had encountered another Uglo who had pulled up at an air pump at a gas station to pump air into her head (thus showing she was both an Uglo and an airhead).

The woman was a thin ugly stoat.

Pan Goatee had divided Calgary’s uglo female population into 3 categories of uglos: the thin ugly stoat (those women who are thin and ugly), the medium sized ugly gargoyle (those women who are medium sized and ugly) and the fat ugly blimp (those women who are fat and ugly).

As the thin ugly stoat began pumping up her head with the air pump, Goatee beheaded the thin uglo airhead with his astral laser machete.

The thin ugly stoat’s ugly airhead floated up into the sky after being separated from its body where it was promptly shot down by one of Joe Biden’s drones (which, as it turned out, was a long way from Afghanistan).

Goatee then cut up the ugly pumped up airhead and body into 999 trillion pieces.

Krampus the demon goat then carried the pieces down to Tartarus.

. . .

Pope Francis was having a conversation with the French Ambassador to the Vatican.

“We are legion,” said Francis as his eyes turned fiery red, his head spun around 360 degrees and he vomited forth ripped up copies of the Hail Mary prayer and the Saint Michael Prayer, “We have instructed our servant in Chicago Blaise Cardinal Cupich to give Communion to Methodist non-Catholic Neo-Bolshevik Communist lesbian blowhard Mayors such as Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot. We have also instructed him to bring forth an edict banning the public recitation of the Hail Mary and the Saint Michael Prayer at the end of Mass in the Chicago Archdiocese. Those prayers were interfering with the establishment of the New World Order in that city.”

“What does that have to do with France?” The French Ambassador asked.

“Pazuzu got my day calendar wrong,” Bergoglio looked at his day calendar, “That’s what happens when you’re legion.”


Will Pan Goatee someday visit the Vatican?

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday August 30th
2021.

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