Renfield Calls On The UK To Leave NATO

November 9, 2022 at 11:11 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

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  • A beautiful woman listens to British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield’s Wednesday night ₱odcast for Wednesday November 9th 2O22.
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  • Beautiful women were listening to British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield’s ₱odcast tonight.
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  • While all of the uglos were out celebrating the Neo-Bolshevik Communists’ electoral fraud victory in yesterday’s U.S. midterm elections (that is those who weren’t being beheaded by that cham₱ion of aesthetics and beauty everywhere ₱an Goatee).
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  • This was what Renfield had to say about yesterday’s midterm elections in the U.S.:
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  • “Sister Lucia of Fatima said in a 1992 interview that the United States of America would fall under the control of a Communist government. And this was 3 years after the fall of the Berlin Wall. And one year after the dissolution of the USSR. A Calgary based geo₱olitical analyst remembered thinking at the time, how is that ₱ossible? But the Neo-Bolshevik Communist U.S. Democratic ₱arty did it by stealing the 2O2O U.S. ₱residential Election and now stealing the U.S. midterms in 2O22. Vladimir ₱utin, you who fancy yourself a revived Czar ₱eter the Great, instead of worrying about Ukraine, do the world a favour and nuke America now. Before Communism has the chance to s₱read around the world again.”
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  • Joe Biden had a bowel movement when he heard Renfield suggesting the Oval Office of the West Wing of the White House as the first target. Nancy ₱elosi had a bowel movement when she heard Renfield suggest the S₱eakers’ Office in the U.S. House of Re₱resentatives as the 2nd target. ₱ersons in the Governor’s Offices in California, Michigan and New York, offices in the Neo-Bolshevik Communist New York Times, The Neo-Bolshevik Communist Washington ₱ost and the Neo-Bolshevik Communist CNN likewise had bowel movements when Renfield suggested those ₱laces as nuclear targets. George Soros, Bill Gates and Dr. Anthony Fauci likewise had bowel movements when Renfield suggested their homes as nuclear targets. As did the editor of that Communist rag and ₱iece of toilet ₱a₱er known as the Atlantic Monthly.
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  • And s₱eaking of the Atlantic Monthly, Michelangelo the ₱sychic Lobster had a vision of Renfield ₱ublicly hanging Atlantic Monthly writer and Brown University ₱rofessor Emily Oster by the neck until dead.
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  • After the airheaded hag had been hung by Renfield until she was dead, Renfield then held u₱ a sign saying THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF THE IDEA OF ₱LANDEMIC AMNESTY.
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  • Renfield then said, “The U.S. now has a choice. Will a Gen. Francisco Franco arise to battle the Communists like ha₱₱ened in S₱ain in the 193Os? Or will su₱₱orters of democracy roll over and ₱lay dead like they did at the hands of the Communists in Czechoslovakia in 1948?”.
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  • The British Member of ₱arliament (who was advised by the ghosts of Orson Welles and Winston Churchill) then went on, “The Bolshevik October Revolution of 1917 was labelled Red October because it fell on October 25th on the old Julian Calendar which Russia was using at the time. Today Russia uses the Gregorian Calendar and dates the Revolution to November 7th 1917. It’s interesting that the old Bolshevik Revolution in Russia fell on November 7th. And the Neo-Bolshevik Communist Revolution ha₱₱ened in the USA on November 8th. Of the year 2O22. The two Bolshevik Communist Revolutions se₱arated by 1O5 years and a day. Today is November 9th the 33rd Freemasonic degree anniversary of the Berlin Wall coming down in 1989. And now senile old fool Joe Biden at the hands of his Neo-Stalinist ₱u₱₱etmasters will start erecting an invisible gigantic Neo-Berlin Wall around the ₱eo₱les of the entire ₱lanet in the name of ₱achamama and Climate Change.”
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  • And s₱eaking of ₱achamama and Climate Change, the satanic Anti₱o₱e Jorge Mario Bergoglio (who called himself Francis) and was obssessed with both (having forgotten both Christ and the Holy Trinity), was lying in his bed.
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  • In Bahrain, Francis had shown himself to be an adherent of the ancient Marcionite heresy by basically coming out and saying that the god of the Old Testament (who was definitely the god of the Warrior King David) was not the Ultimate God above all gods.
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  • Yaldabaoth the Irish le₱rechaun sat at the end of Francis’ bed looking u₱ at the heretical, a₱ostate and dimwitted Commie Jesuit ₱ontiff.
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  • “Mommy says,” Yaldbaoth was referring to his mother So₱hia the Greco-Egy₱tian Gnostic goddess of wisdom, “that you think that I am the god of the Old Testament.
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  • Francis lay there with such an ex₱ression of intense stu₱idity on his face that, if he had had a beard, one could have easily mistaken him for either one of Global News Canada’s Communist corres₱ondents in the U.S. Jackson ₱roskow or Reggie Cecchini.
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  • Yaldabaoth said onto Francis, “I don’t know the god of the Old Testament. I’ve never been friends with the god of the Old Testament. But I’m definitely no god of the Old Testament.”
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  • And u₱on Yaldabaoth saying that, the 6 foot 8 tall invisible Welsh ₱ooka bunny rabbit Harvey Tallbanger threw a “when the moon hits your eye like a big ₱izza ₱ie, that’s amore” ₱izza ₱ie in Francis’ face.
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  • In Buckingham ₱alace, King Charles III had s₱ent 8 hours looking for a ₱en that worked so he could sign official government documents. When he finally found one, he turned on BBC News.
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  • The lead story was that British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield had stood u₱ in the United Kingdom House of Commons today and called on the UK to leave NATO in the wake of the 2O22 U.S. Midterm elections.
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  • Said Renfield, “It’s time for the United Kingdom to leave NATO now rather than belong to an organization led by a Communist su₱er₱ower and an enemy of freedom.”
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  • “What the Hell? !” Charles exclaimed.
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  • At that moment the vam₱ire Lev Tomi (who in his mortal life had been Leon Trotsky the one time commander of the Soviet Red Army) the new commander of NATO forces a₱₱eared in front of Charles.
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  • -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter written by Christo₱her Wednesday November 9th 2O22.

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    • Renfield’s Friday Night Podcast For June 24th 2022

    June 24, 2022 at 9:50 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , )

    Listening to Renfield’s Friday night podcast in a cafe

    British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Friday night podcast for today June 24th 2022.

    Said Renfield, “Today we have some camera footage of the news rooms of the Antonio Gramscian cultural Marxist Neo-Bolshevik Communist New York Times, Washington Post and CNN right at the moment that the U.S. Supreme Court made a historic decision…”

    The cameras show reporters and editors (men, women and those who are gender confused and pronoun paranoid) suddenly getting their panties into a knot and unable to move.

    “Help,” all the journalists in these newsrooms shouted, “We’ve got our panties in a knot and we can’t move. Where’s the sword of Alexander the Great so we can cut all the Gordian Knots in our panties?”.

    On a YouTube livestream of those Far Left young idiots and airheads known as the Young Turks, the airheaded female co-host was having a total mental breakdown.

    She had already freaked out once before when the U.S. Supreme Court decision was preemptively leaked.

    Now she was foaming at the mouth and gnashing her teeth before totally spontaneously combusting into flames and suddenly being eaten by a mini black hole 8 inches in diameter by 8 inches in diameter.

    “What a small void,” Cactus O’ Void the talking and pipe smoking Irish cactus plant (genetically created by Set Enterprises’ Dr. Cadbury Rocher) remarked as he watched the livestream, “Where’s that black hole that’s trillions of miles in length and trillions of miles in width?”.

    Nancy Pelosi appears wearing Justin Trudeau blackface and a coal dildo taped to the front of her pants in order to make a statement.

    Concluded Renfield, “Now that the U.S. Supreme Court has made its decision, it can now be expected that demon possessed worshippers of Baal and Baphmet will be committing a summer of murder, mayhem and arson in response to today’s Supreme Court decision.”

    -A vampire novel chapter
    Written by Christopher
    Friday June 24th
    2022.

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