Dixie No More

June 25, 2020 at 10:05 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was podcasting in front of his laptop.

He was holding a guitar.

“Well, some group I’ve never heard of before called Lady Antebellum has changed their name to Lady A because the term antebellum refers to a style of architecture found in the American south prior to the U.S. Civil War. And of course the Orwellian history rewriters of the fictional novel of 1984 and the actual reality of 2020 don’t want any mention of the American south prior to the Civil War (and of course they don’t want any mention of the American south after the U.S. Civil War either). And some group I have heard of before called the Dixie Chicks are now dropping the term Dixie from their name because of course the term Dixie refers to the American south. Now of course the Dixie Chicks have always been airheads throughout the long course of their musical career. In fact, that’s the only reason I’ve ever heard of the Dixie Chicks before. I doubt I’ve ever listened to their music.
The only country music singers I’ve ever listened to have been Johnny Cash, Garth Brooks, Kenny Rogers, Ian Tyson and Dolly Parton. Oh and I guess Wilf Carter. The only reason I’m familiar with the Dixie Chicks is because of the usually stupid political statements they made when accepting an award at Awards Shows I have watched over the years. So it’s no surprise that in this year of 2020 as the American equivalent of Chairman Mao Tse-tung’s Cultural Revolution is launched across the land that was once the United States of America and all vestiges of the country’s past and history are destroyed by a bunch of young yahoos who actually think they will build a better world up from the rubble, it’s no surprise that the airheads formerly known as the Dixie Chicks would jump on this Neo-Maoist bandwagon. Might I suggest the Dixie Chicks now change their name to The Laid Eggs?”.

Here Renfield R. Renfield takes a swig of rum and eggnog that he’s been saving in the refrigerator for a special occasion.

He then turns back to the camera, “When Abraham Lincoln first heard the news of Confederate General Robert E. Lee’s surrender to Union General Ulysses S. Grant on April 9th 1865, he requested that the White House Military Band play Daniel Decatur Emmett’s 1859 song Dixie Land because he didn’t want the American south to think they were now a secondary part of the American Union because they rebelled and had now been defeated. But then again Lincoln had class which is something that most of today’s anarcho-Marxist hooligans of the Neo-Maoist Cultural Revolution ongoing in America today do not have. First, they came for the statues of Confederate generals. Then they went after the statues of U.S. Presidents. And now they’re going after the statues of Jesus, the Virgin Mary and the Saints.”

Renfield then picks up his guitar and starts to sing The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down (a song originally recorded by the Canadian-American rock group The Band in 1969 and the most popular version was recorded by American folk singer Joan Baez in 1971).

Sang Renfield,

“The night they drove old Dixie down
And the bells were ringing
The night they drove old Dixie down
And the people were singing…”


The Woman and Child: Next on the hit list of America’s Neo-Maoist cultural revolutionaries and Neo-Bolshevik insurrectionists.

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On Sherlock Holmes’ Birthday: Renfield Discusses Donald Trump, Neo-Bolshevik Cultural Marxism and Soleimani’s Death

January 6, 2020 at 11:59 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

On Sherlock Holmes’ Birthday: Renfield Discusses Donald Trump, Neo-Bolshevik Cultural Marxism and Soleimani’s Death

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was being interviewed by BBC News anchorwoman Geeta Guru-Murthy on the issues facing the start of the new year.

Seeing as how today January 6th was Sherlock Holmes’ birthday, the MP was wearing a deerstalker cap, a grey and cream coloured plaid raincoat and chewing a curved Dutch style wooden pipe.

Geeta Guru-Murthy: Before we get started on discussing geopolitics, Mr. Renfield, what is your take on last night’s Golden Globe Awards?

Renfield: Well, I didn’t really watch it.
I just saw a few clips of the ceremony. But it does look like Ricky Gervais was letting the bozos and zombies who are the Hollywood celebrities of today have it. Good for him.

Geeta: Anything that particularly caught your attention?

Renfield: Well I notice some airheaded Hollywood bimbo said her career would never have been successful as it was if she hadn’t been allowed to bump off her child. A statement that was met with vigorous applause and cheering by most of the audience.
Gervais noted that he wished the winners would stop talking politics since they really didn’t have anything to contribute to the subject seeing as how most of them have had even less schooling than Greta Thunberg.
Probably a truer statement hasn’t been uttered at a Hollywood awards ceremony in the past 60 years.

Geeta: I notice there was some in the world news media who weren’t comfortable with Gervais’ take. For example Canada’s Toronto Star newspaper had a headline that read Here’s What’s Wrong With Ricky Gervais’ Sneering Golden Globes Monologue.

(Renfield took off his coat, pulled his pants down and picking up a copy of the Toronto Star newspaper put it down the back of his boxer shorts and began scratching)

When he had finished, Renfield remarked, “Here’s what wrong with Canada’s most pre-eminent leftist rag The Toronto Star. It’s not as comfortable as toilet paper.”

Renfield threw the newspaper away.

Geeta (shocked) : Well, that was an interesting insight.

Renfield (pulling his pants up and putting his raincoat back on) : It’s cultural Marxism and what I call Neo-Bolshevism at its worst. The attitudes exemplified by modern Hollywood and the music and entertainment industries as well as most of the news media in the western world. Early 20th Century Italian Marxist theoretician Antonio Gramsci theorized that the way to victory for world Marxism was in making humanity depraved. Gramsci said, “If you can make a man depraved, then you can make him a slave.” And Hollywood and the modern music, culture, entertainment and media industries have certainly succeeded in making multitudes of men and women depraved throughout the western world. ”

Geeta: So what happens now?

Renfield: Well of course Communism collapsed in the countries of Central and Eastern Europe back in the early 1990s. And some people thought this was the end of Communism. Nothing could have been further from the truth. While the Communists were no longer in control of Central and Eastern European governments, they were quickly taking control of the Roman Catholic Church and the United Nations. In 2013, they finally succeeded in putting a Neo-Bolshevik Jorge Mario Bergoglio in as Pope. Pope Francis.
And the Neo-Bolshevik Francis has been busy signing up other world religions to get behind his one world religion which will be behind the one-world government that the Neo-Bolshevik United Nations hopes to have in place by 2030. ”

“Has not Donald Trump upset their plans?” Geeta asked.

“Yes, it seems to be like the 1930s all over again. The only thing that stood in the way of Communism taking control of all of Europe back then were the rise of Fascists like Hitler and Mussolini. You could call Trump a Neo-Fascist but Trumpian Neo-Fascism is not quite like the Fascism of the 1930s. Trump is not an anti-Semite like Hitler was as can be seen by the fact he has a Jewish son-in-law Jared Kushner and his daughter Ivanka is a convert to Judaism. But one thing Trump does have in common with Hitler and Mussolini is he views himself as an Emperor. Mussolini saw himself as rebuilding the Roman Empire (using the symbol of the Roman Fasces) and Hitler saw himself as a new Germanic Emperor Frederick Barbarossa. Trump is like some of the major bigwigs in the last days of the Roman Republic. A Pompey or a Julius Caesar. Sees himself as divine or a god and feels he should forever be the ruler.”

Geeta: What about taking out Iranian Major-General Qasem Soleimani?

Renfield: He did it solely to save his own political skin. Nancy Pelosi was withholding the articles of impeachment from the Senate so he could have a speedy trial and get acquitted. Thus he needed a distraction. What better distraction than a war? So he ordered the targeted killing of Soleimani.
Interestingly enough he ordered the killing this past January 2nd which happened to be the 865th anniversary of Hitler’s idol Frederick Barbarossa becoming Holy Roman Emperor. Fascinating how important historical dates seem to intertwine with one another.”

Geeta’s bosses who were degenerate Neo-Bolshevik cultural Marxists at the BBC were gesturing for her to end the interview with the politically incorrect Renfield.

Geeta: I see my producer says we’re out of time. Coming up next… (Geeta looked at the teleprompter and gasped) … a special news documentary on the sex life of a raccoon.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday January 6th
2020.


“And the deadly wound of the Beast was healed. And the whole world wondered after the Beast.”

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