You Need A Long Spoon For All The Alphabets In The Sodom and Gomorrah Alphabet Soup

April 26, 2021 at 10:19 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was once again reading a BBC Radio News report filling in for yet another BBC radio news announcer who was gunned down in the Neo-Communist civil war between Neo-Stalinist Neo-Communists and Neo-Trotskyite Neo-Communists going on in the BBC news room.

And in an indication of Renfield’s growing influence, a leading newspaper in Hungary was now using the term Neo-Communism to describe the Great Reset ideology of the Davos Summit Global Economic Forums of the past 4 years.

An ideology now being accelerated across the globe by the spread of the Wuhan CCP Virus.

And being promoted in North America by Canada’s blackfaced Justin Trudeau and America’s confused face Joe Biden.

Read Renfield on the news,

“The Pope Francis approved private Catholic University of Portland in Portland Oregon will be hosting what it calls an LGBTQIABIPOC graduation celebration next month.
A free year’s supply awarded each day of free Krispy Kreme donuts, Tim Horton’s coffee, KFC buckets of chicken, McDonald’s Big Macs and Subway Sandwiches will be awarded to any individual who can correctly phonetically pronounce the name of the ceremony…”

. . .

Meanwhile in other news, the EU European Commission’s Antichrist President Ursula von der Leyen issued a statment today that only those Americans and Canadians who have vaccine passports will be able to visit the nations of the European Union.

After making the announcement a cream pie was thrown in her face by an invisible entity.

The cream pie contained American apples and Canadian maple syrup.

. . .

Leonard Constantinople the Crusader Rabbit was in Vienna, Austria.

He was planning to conduct a commando raid on the Vatican’s Health Summit next month.

The health summit would include leading Neo-Communists such as Dr. Anthony Fauci and Chelsea Clinton a practicing Anton La Vey’s Church of Satan member and the daughter of serial sexual predator Bill Clinton and his far leftist shrew of a wife Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Leonard Constantinople was currently brushing his teeth with which he’d bite off the heads of the Health Summit participants.

. . .

Meanwhile Las Vegas bookies were taking bets as to what rabbit was the most dangerous to the New World Order- Harvey Tallbanger or Leonard Constantinople?

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday April 26th

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Fighting Covid Communism On The Feast Day of Blessed Miguel Pro

November 23, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Religion, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

“Today is the Feast Day of Blessed Miguel Pro a Mexican priest who was executed on this date (November 23rd) back in 1927 by the pro-Communist government of Mexican President Plutarcho Elias Calles for daring to say Mass during government imposed lockdowns.
Apparently there was some sort of virus that the Mexican Communist government claimed was raging through the country at the time.
Any resemblance between the Mexico of the 1920s and the world of the 2020s is purely coincidental.
It’s as the late French President Gen. Charles de Gaulle once said, “The more things change, the more they remain the same”.”
-Rev. Fr. Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds, friend of Amadeus Emanon and British MP Renfield R. Renfield

“Of course the official reason the Calles government gave,” Father Saint Edmunds explained to Dulcinea Lucia, “was that Father Miguel was involved in the assassination attempt on the life of former Mexican President Alvaro Obregon. But it was a trumped up charge.”

“Do you think any current governments would execute priests for saying Mass during current Covid lockdowns?” Dulcinea Lucia asked.

“Well I imagine the current Irish government would like to try it,” Father Saint Edmunds reflected aloud, “As well as New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo and California Gov. Gavin Newsom. Probably a few other U.S. governors and Mayors as well if they had the power.”

. . .

Today Pope Francis met with NBA players and NBA league executives to discuss social justice in the United States.

The story was to be announced and reported on a London England local radio station by news announcer Bertie Birmingham.

The station news producer asked the sound man, “Where’s Bertie Birmingham? I haven’t seen him.”

“He’s come down with laryngitis,” the sound engineer answered, “although Britain’s NHS are marking it down on their charts as Covid-19 in compliance with current World Health Organization regulations.”

“Then who’s filling in for Bertie on this news broadcast?” The producer demanded to know.

“Renfield R. Renfield,” the sound engineer replied.

“Shit,” the producer hit his forehead.

Renfield was already starting to report live on-air on the Pope Francis meets NBA story adding his own Renfieldian ad libs, “The Commie loving fag Jesuit on the throne of Peter meets with Commie loving ‘woke’ NBA BLM thug SJWs…”

. . .

The ghost of William F. Buckley Jr. had just been given a daily dispensational pass from the Underworld of Hades and he was currently being interviewed by the ghost of noted British interviewer David Frost who likewise had been given the same daily pass.

“Well you know David I never thought I’d live to see the day that a Communist sodomite was sitting on the throne of Peter and of course I didn’t,” Buckley’s ghost had a wry glint in his eye, “However I have been informed that the Communist wilting flower Francis is soon to be releasing a new book in English (ghost written by somebody else since Francis seems to have a Joe Biden like problem when it comes to coherently expressing himself in the English language or, in the pontiff’s case, expressing himself coherently in any language for that matter) called Let Us Dream in which he sets forth his global Marxist-Leninist nightmare vision for the world. He also seems to suggest that anti-Communists in the world of politics, media, religion and the arts in our current Covid times are comparable to those promoting Nazi and Fascist policies in the 1930s. He seems to forget that that great British gentleman Winston Churchill was both anti-Nazi/Fascist and anti-Communist.”

“So what do you think of today’s world?” Frost asked Buckley.

“Well just today Communist China’s paramount leader Xi Jinping just announced that he’d like to see every citizen on earth, not just in China but on the entire planet, embedded with their own personal bar code,” Buckley’s ghost winced, “and of course Klaus Schwab, Bill Gates and various Transhumanist global technocrats are working on that just in time for our post-Covid world.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday November 23rd

This woman says she’ll not be taking the Mark of the Beast which is being promoted by Covid Communists and globalist Transhumanist technocrats.

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Humour In A Time of Marxist Insurrection

June 12, 2020 at 10:41 pm (Commentary, Humour) (, )

“Yes, that’s Atlanta burning all right.
The Communists probably tore down General Sherman’s statue somewhere up north and then doing their best damn impersonation of him down here.”

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