Xi’s Overindulgence In Egg Rolls Leads To Nightmares

June 4, 2021 at 10:38 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Musicians at a Hong Kong concert for the victims of the June 4th 1989 Tiananmen Square Massacre.

Xi Jinping the despotic and genocidal Communist dictator of the People’s Republic of China had overindulged in egg rolls with extra sweet plum sauce this evening.

As the result of his overindulgence began to weigh on his stomach, Xi turned on the television.

To his horror, he stumbled across a channel that had the audacity to show an illegal concert being held in Hong Kong tonight to commemorate the victims of the June 4th 1989 Tiananmen Square Massacre.

The musician on the right was Xi’s notable enemy the vampiress Mei-ling Manchu.

The sight of vampiress Mei-ling Manchu a notable enemy of the Chinese Communist Party performing at an illegal concert in Hong Kong commemorating the 32nd anniversary of the Tiananmen Square Massacre was too much for Xi to handle.

After putting in a phone call ordering that the programming manager of the TV channel that had broadcast the illegal concert commemorating the Tiananmen Square Massacre be immediately shot by firing squad, Xi took a sleeping pill and went to bed.

In his dream, Xi dreamed that he was a captive of British MP Renfield R. Renfield.

“Now,” said Renfield, “I want you to sign this confession admitting that the Covid-19 virus was released by the Wuhan Institute of Virology.”

“Never,” Xi refused.

“That sleeping pill you took earlier was no sleeping pill,” Renfield grinned, “Mei-ling Manchu substituted pills designed to give one a heart atack. I won’t call an ambulance to help you unless you sign a confession.”

Xi started clutching his chest as he began to feel the onset of a heart attack.

“I got the idea from watching an episode of the American soap opera The Young and The Restless,” Renfield sipped a martini with two olives and a twist of lemon, “Ashlyn Locke tried to renege on a business deal with Victor Newman in the Newman home. He suddenly started having a heart attack in the Newman living room because he had found out a couple of hours earlier that his wife Tara had had an affair with Kyle Abbott. As Locke started keeling over from the heart attack, he asked Victor Newman to call him an ambulance. Victor said he’d only call him an ambulance if he signed the contract selling Xerxes Media to him Victor Newman. Finally Locke signed just before keeling over. And then Victor called the ambulance. I suggest you might want to sign this confession before that happens to you.”

“Never,” Xi fell on his knees to the floor.

At that moment, the body of Dr. Anthony Fauci is carried out on a stretcher.

“Look and beware,” Renfield pointed at Fauci’s body, “He refused to sign a confession admitting that he had funded gain of function research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology. And now he’s no more. No doubt there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth in the newsrooms of CNN, The New York Times and The Washington Post when they hear the news.”

“I shall never sign,” Xi keeled over and died of a heart attack.

The Chinese Communist despot then dreamed he was thrown into the fires of Tartarus.

“But wait,” Xi cried as the flames of Hell began licking his body, “The Irish-Jewish American science-fiction writer George Finneganburg said that there would be a void after death not this.”

Xi’s screams echoed through eternity.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday June 4th
2021.

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