Leonard Constantinople’s Revenge On Islamist Terrorists For The Attack On Notre Dame Basilica In Nice

October 29, 2020 at 10:41 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Early today, three people were killed in a knife attack at Notre Dame Basilica in the southern French city of Nice.

The three were attacked inside the basilica while waiting for morning Mass to begin.

Two of the victims died inside the church: a 60-year-old woman who was “virtually beheaded” and a 55-year-old man whose throat was cut.

The male victim was a lay member of the staff who was responsible for the upkeep of the Church. He had a wife and two children.

Another woman, aged 44, managed to flee to a nearby cafe after being stabbed several times but died later in hospital.

The Islamist terrorist suspect was shot and wounded by French police.

He was later identified by French prosecutors as Brahim Aioussaoi a 21-year-old Tunisian national who had arrived in France earlier this month.

He was carrying a document issued by the Italian Red Cross.

He had apparently travelled by boat from Tunisia to the Italian island of Lampedusa in September.

He had shouted “Allahu Akbar!” (Arabic for Allah is the greatest!) while repeatedly stabbing his victims.

He was the type of immigrant that the Communist globalist Pope Francis was always having wet dreams over and thought that more and more should be let into Europe with his promotion of an Open Borders policy.

Christian Estrosi the Mayor of Nice spoke of “Islamo-Fascism” a somewhat different term from the Roman pontiff’s blathering drivel about a “new spirit of human fraternity in the world”.

In his monastic rabbit hole near Mont Saint Michel in northern France, Leonard Constantinople the Crusader Rabbit had heard about the attacks.

Leonard Constantinople was recently created in a lab by Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher.

The cute adorable looking bunny rabbit was a combination of Leonard MacDavid a 12th Century Scottish Crusader knight and the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.

Leonard quickly drove down to Nice in a shiny red sports car.

He happened to find a cell of Islamist terrorists in the city meeting in an abandoned warehouse that had once belonged to the Stephen Roi and Carrie Blanche Blood Sausage Company.

Leonard entered the warehouse holding a stick and waving a carrot.

The action distracted the Islamist terrorists and Leonard then leapt on each Islamist terrorist biting his head off.

Each time before biting an Islamist terrorist’s head off, Leonard Constantinople the Crusader Rabbit would shout “Allah sucks! Allah is a loser!” in Arabic.

Twenty four Islamist terrorists lost their heads in all.

Leonard Constantinople’s Crusade had begun.

. . .

Democratic Party Presidential candidate Joe Biden had received a mysterious cryptic note in an envelope that said, “I know what you did in the shower!”.

Biden scratched his head.

He had taken several young women and young girls into the shower with him over the years.

To what incident was the writer of the message referring?

. . .

It has become standard fare for leftist celebrities these days to proclaim that they’re letting their children decide their own genders.

And the latest is pregnant supermodel Emily Ratajkowski writing in Vogue Magazine that she and her husband won’t know “the gender of our baby until our child is 18 and they’ll let us know then.”

Anxious to take a break from writing about Covid and government lockdowns all over Europe, a BBC reporter decided to contact British MP Renfield R. Renfield and get his reaction to the Emily Ratajkowski Vogue story.

Said Renfield, “Well from that quote you just read me, there’s a word that comes most preeminently to mind when thinking of Emily Ratajkowski and that word is “airhead”. On the other hand, we now know what being “woke” means. Being “woke” means having failed the principles of elementary human biology that one should have really learned back in school. These are generally the same sort of people who are blathering on about listening to Science when it comes to Climate Change or listening to Science when it comes to Covid-19 but at the same time these “woke” zombie idiots are incapable of listening to Science when it comes to the principles of elementary human biology.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday October 29th
2020.

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