Greek Goddess Hera Expresses Her Concern Over The Russia-Ukraine War

March 9, 2023 at 10:21 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Greek goddess Hera On Mount Olympus

The Greek goddess Hera was looking very contemplative as she stood atop the balcony of her home on Mount Olympus.

“A silver drachma coin for your thoughts,” Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing commented as he stepped on to the balcony.

“Dracul, what are you doing here?” Hera was shocked.

“The ghost of a ghost white salamander told me that you were feeling distressed about something so I came as quickly as I could,” Dracul replied.

“Yes, I’m distressed by this Russia-Ukraine War,” Hera stated.

“So are many mortals and immortals,” Dracul noted.

“The thing is my husband Zeus says he’s now going to actively fight in the war alongside the Russians,” Hera’s eyes flashed, “He’s going to openly throw thunderbolts against the Ukrainians.”

“That will certainly take the war in a whole new direction,” Van Helsing commented as he raised his crossbow and fired a silver arrow killing the eagle 🦅 that fed on Prometheus’ liver.

“Your arrow was able to reach the Caucasus Mountains 🏔️ ⛰️ ?” Hera raised an eyebrow.

“I have a very long arrow,” Dracul confessed.

The recently slain eagle 🦅 told Cerberus upon his arrival in the Underworld, “It was a blessing in disguise. I was getting sick of eating liver every day.”

“Why is Zeus so blatantly going to help the Russians?” Van Helsing inquired.

“Because he just found out that the Norse god Odin/Germanic god Wotan is helping the Ukrainians,” Hera replied.

“That’s right,” Dracul nodded, “Odin/Wotan is in disguise 🥸 as the NATO German General Wolfgang Vulkan.”

“So an open war between two kings of ancient pantheons will be a disaster for the planet,” Hera pointed out.

As there was not much the pair could do about the simmering conflict at the moment, Hera and Van Helsing decided to make out then and there.

At that moment, Zeus was at the front door of his Olympian mansion having just arrived home from the thunderbolt ⚡️ factory 🏭.

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The Odin Gungnir Rocket: From Wernher von Braun To Kim Jong-un

November 21, 2022 at 1:22 am (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Science, Spy Tales, Technology, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

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  • Yale University librarian Krista Shearer looks for a rare book of sonnets written by little known Irish ₱oet Sean McHendry as FBI S₱ecial agent Cameron Brown (on a mission for his boss FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover) looks on
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  • The year was 1937.
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  • The FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover did not really know what to make of the letter in front of him.
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  • Was it a crank? A ₱rank? A joke? An early… or… ₱ossibly a late… A₱ril Fool’s Day trick?
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  • The letter writer claimed that a young German aeros₱ace engineer by the name of Wernher von Braun had been visited in a dream by the Norse Germanic valkyrie Sigrdrifa who told him how to design a rocket based on the ₱ro₱erties of Gungnir the su₱ernatural s₱ear of the Norse god Odin (who was called Wotan in the legendary folklore of the Germanic ₱eo₱les).
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  • Wernher von Braun, the letter writer had claimed, had immediately awakened, sat down at his desk and had designed the rocket on a ₱iece of engineering draft ₱a₱er.
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  • Von Braun, the letter writer claimed, was however quite worried that the USSR’s Josef Stalin might set out to invade and conquer the rest of Euro₱e including Germany and the rocket design might fall into Stalin’s hands.
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  • Von Braun, the letter writer had claimed, decided to hide the design over in America where it stood less chance of falling into Stalin’s hands.
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  • One of Wernher von Braun’s mother’s favourite writers was a little known 19th Century Irish ₱oet by the name of Sean McHendry who wrote sonnets.
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  • A₱₱arently the very first ₱rinted edition of Sean McHendry’s first ₱ublished edition of sonnets was to be found in the Yale University Library.
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  • The young German aeros₱ace engineer Wernher von Braun thought that the young Irish ₱oet Sean McHendry, who died young after falling off the Cliffs of Moher and drowning in the Atlantic Ocean while busy ₱ondering the stars in the night sky, ₱robably would never become well known and therefore there was no chance of anyone checking out his book of sonnets from the Yale University Library.
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  • The only one who would ₱robably check out that book of Sean McHendry sonnets would be Wernher von Braun’s own mother and she had vowed never to visit Connecticut (where Yale University was located) after she had read Mark Twain’s book A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur’s Court.
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  • Therefore, Hoover read in the letter, von Braun had sent the rocket design drawing with a friend to America where the friend had inserted it in the ₱ages of little known Irish ₱oet Sean McHendry’s book of sonnets.
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  • Hoover sat back in his chair.
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  • He knew that agents for other countries’ intelligence services were always following him.
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  • He knew that ₱eo₱le who worked for that vile, disgusting and most re₱ulsive grou₱ of all- the American ₱ress- were also always following him.
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  • Therefore he himself couldn’t bloody well walk into the library of Yale University in New Haven Connecticut and check out a book of sonnets written by a little known Irish ₱oet without ₱eo₱le becoming sus₱icious.
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  • Hoover got on the ₱hone to one of his to₱ S₱ecial agents Cameron Brown.
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  • It was a good thing that Hoover had sent agent Cameron Brown on that mission to check a book out of the Yale University library.
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  • For Hoover had received an emergency ₱hone call from ₱resident FDR at the White House.
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  • A₱₱arently someone had stolen the ₱resident’s favourite cigarette holder and FDR wanted Hoover to ₱ersonally investigate.
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  • After a day of questioning all the White House staff in both the West and East Wings, Hoover determined that it was FDR’s dog who had stolen the ₱resident’s favourite cigarette holder.
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  • The dog was sent out to the dog house and FDR retreated to the White House smoking and billiards room.
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  • Yale University librarian Krista Shearer locates a rare book of sonnets written by little known Irish ₱oet Sean McHendry as FBI S₱ecial Agent Cameron Brown looks on.
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  • The finding of the book was the start of a beautiful friendshi₱ between Krista and Cameron. The two dated, got married a year later and then honeymooned in both ₱aris and Casablanca. A year later war broke out in Euro₱e although there was ₱robably no connection between the two events. /
  • In 194O they had a son S₱encer.
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  • S₱encer went on to become the Chief Librarian and Archivist for National Review Magazine a magazine founded by William F. Buckley Jr. a graduate of Yale University.
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  • It turned out the mysterious letter writer was right.
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  • Hoover found the Wernher von Braun rocket design of the Odin Gungnir rocket in the ₱ages of the book of Irish ₱oet Sean McHendry’s book of Sonnets.
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  • Hoover ₱ut the design in his own ₱ersonal files under the heading Missing Cigarette Holders and Canine Thieves.
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  • A North Korean s₱y found the files in 2O12.
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  • The rocket design was ₱laced without the athlete’s knowledge in one of basketball star Dennis Rodman’s large shoes in 2O13 when he made a tri₱ to North Korea.
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  • The design was removed from the shoe by North Korean Intelligence Agents when Rodman arrived in the country with his luggage.
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  • North Korea’s hereditary Communist dictator Kim Jong-un ₱resented Rodman with a number of gifts when the two met.
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  • Including a can of foot odour s₱ray on the recommendation of the North Korean Intelligence Service in memory of a dozen agents who had died in the line of duty on the day the rocket design was retrieved.
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  • After a s₱ecial chemical ₱rocess in which all traces of odour were removed from the Wernher von Braun Odin Gungnir rocket design drawing, North Korean engineers then set out to build the rocket.
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  • In the form of a missile.
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  • An intercontinental ballistic missile.
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  • The rocket was tested this ₱ast Friday at a missile launch at which Kim Jong-un had brought along his daughter (and ₱ossible heir) Kim Chu-ae.
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  • -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter
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  • written by Christo₱her
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  • Sunday November 2Oth 2O22

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  • Athena In Kiev

    February 26, 2022 at 10:55 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , )

    Athena added a third candle to her candelabra as the lights went out in Kiev

    Athena the Greek goddess of wisdom was in a dark abandoned house in Kiev.

    These days wisdom was not to be found in the Kremlin in Moscow, the White House in Washington DC, 10 Downing Street in London and was most definitely not to be found at blackface racist groper Justin Trudeau’s residence in Ottawa.

    The same held true for every political residence in every capital in NATO and the European Union.

    It especially held true at the Vatican where yesterday the satanic AntiPope Jorge Mario Bergoglio had pulled a publicity stunt seeking photo-op by driving to the Russian Embassy in Rome to beg the Russian Ambassador for peace.

    The stunt backfired when it turned out the Russian Ambassador wasn’t at the Embassy at the time.

    And of course ghostly soldiers had been drawn into the Ukraine-Russia War.

    The ghosts of the Trojan warriors of Prince Hector of Troy were fighting on the side of the Ukrainians.

    And the ghosts of the ancient Greek warriors of King Agamemnon of Mycenae were fighting on the side of the Russians.

    Back during the original Trojan War the goddess Athena had fought on the side of the Greeks against the Trojans.

    She especially favoured Ulysses the king of Ithaca.

    But not this time around.

    The ghost of Ulysses was on his own clutching a copy of a book by James Joyce and a Thesaurus Guide To The Idioms of the Irish English Language.

    In this war Athena was backing the Ukrainians and thus their ghostly allies the Trojan warriors of Prince Hector.

    Her own brother Ares the Greek god of war had likewise switched sides.

    Back during the original Trojan War, Ares had (under the influence of his sometimes girlfriend and lover Aphrodite the Greek goddess of love) backed the Trojans.

    This time around Ares was backing the Russians and thus their ghostly allies the ancient Greek warrior ghosts under the leadership of King Agamemnon of Mycenae.

    Athena looked out the window and saw her brother Ares walking the streets of Kiev.

    He was accompanied by Thor the Norse god of thunder and Morrigan the Irish Celtic goddess of war.

    It was her understanding that Thor and Morrigan would likewise be backing the Russians.

    This was interesting because Thor’s father Odin she had heard was on the side of the Ukrainians.

    Walking behind the trio of Ares, Thor and Morrigan were Loki the demoniac Norse trickster god and his son Fenrir the fierce Norse wolf connected to Ragnarok the battle of the Final Days in Norse mythology.

    Loki and Fenrir were likewise backing the Russians.

    Poseidon the Greek god of the ocean was backing the Russians as he had supported the ancient Greeks against the Trojans during the original Trojan War.

    Apollo and Artemis had not yet announced on which side they stood.

    Zeus, Hades, Demeter and Hestia were planning to stay neutral during this Ukraine-Russia War as they had during the original Trojan War.

    Athena closed the curtains on the street scene.

    Then she thought she heard the sound of dancing.

    Quickly she opened the curtains and looked out the window.

    There dancing on the streets of Kiev was the Hindu god Shiva and the Hindu goddess Kali.

    Whose side are they on, Athena wondered, if any?

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Saturday February 26th
    2022

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    Allatallahbel, Odin, Rudolphus, Loki and Apophis

    December 30, 2019 at 11:15 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

    Allatallahbel, Odin, Rudolphus, Loki and Apophis

    Odin sent his flying and fire-breathing reindeer Rudolphus to rescue Loki from the asteroid Apophis 99942 on which the Norse trickster god had found himself recently stranded.

    This after an appeal to Odin from Loki’s daughter Hel the Norse goddess of the realm of the dead who are not warriors – a place also called Hel in the realm of Niflheim.

    Rudolphus and Loki landed in Siberia to little or no fanfare though they weren’t really expecting any.

    Putin, when informed of the incident, thought America might be testing new military hardware.

    At the Vatican, Allatallahbel the vampiress priestess of Baal was preparing to seduce Samhain Cardinal Salaman namely because he was one of the few heterosexuals available in Pope Francis’ Vatican.

    In Beijing, China’s supreme leader (and self-proclaimed god) Xi Jinping was meeting with his supernatural entity advisor the Black Dragon to discuss the upcoming war games his forces would be participating in alongside the Russians and the Iranians.

    And down in Australia, Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was pulling out what little hair he had left over the news that it was an individual by the name of Uncle Ernie who was in charge of tomorrow’s New Year’s Eve fireworks over Sydney.

    -A vampire novel chapter 
    written by Christopher
    Monday December 30th
    2019.

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    Odin, Rudolphus The Fire-Breathing Reindeer and Baby Yoda

    December 25, 2019 at 11:25 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

    Odin, Rudolphus The Fire-Breathing Reindeer and Baby Yoda

    Amadeus Emanon was listening to BBC World News on the radio.

    BBC News Announcer: And in other news, Donald Trump’s personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani said that he’s currently investigating claims that Joe Biden as a 5-year-old participated in the surgical autopsy performed in Area 51 on the bodies of the ET grays who were killed in the UFO crash at Roswell New Mexico in 1947.
    On the subject Donald Trump tweeted, @realDonaldTrump Go Rudy! #TheTruthIsOutThere

    . . .

    Peter Whitstable the man they called the Fox Mulder of Interpol was in Oslo, Norway.

    He was looking at a photograph taken last night from a cliff in the Jotunheim Mountains of Norway.

    Whitstable had text messaged the photo to an acquaintance of his Clive Reuel Staples a professor of Norse, Germanic and Anglo-Saxon Mythology at Oxford University.

    He asked for help in identifying the figures in the photo.

    Staples text messaged back that the figures were Rudolfus the Fire-Breathing Reindeer and Odin the King of the Norse gods.

    Staples also informed Whitstable that Odin only rides Rudolfus the Fire-Breathing Reindeer when a major global conflict is about to break out.

    Whitstable looked over at his assistant who was already turning the photo of Odin and Rudolphus the Fire-Breathing Reindeer into a Facebook meme.

    . . .

    British MP Renfield R. Renfield was over at the Set Enterprises laboratory to pick up Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher to drive him home for Christmas dinner.

    Dr. Rocher was busy working on Magical Mystery Tour the new marijuana smoking desert cactus plant that he was developing for Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

    Sitting in the back of the car, Dr. Rocher asked Renfield, “Did you ever see the 2004 Mel Gibson film The Passion of the Christ?”.

    “I did,” Renfield answered.

    “Do you remember that scene where the Devil played by Italian actress Rosalinda Celentano is carrying a very sinister looking baby?” Rocher asked.

    “I do,” Renfield nodded.

    “Have you noticed,” Dr. Rocher drew a sketch on a piece of paper, “that if you put bigger ears on that baby, how much it looks like Baby Yoda from the Star Wars Disney + television series The Mandalorian?”.

    “Dr. Rocher,” Renfield looked back at the scientist, “Are you trying to tell me that Baby Yoda is the Devil’s child? The Antichrist?”.

    “I am,” Dr. Rocher nodded.

    Renfield drove the Set Enterprises’ scientist to the nearest hospital emergency ward fearing that Dr. Cadbury Rocher had inhaled way too much of Magical Mystery Tour’s exhaled pot smoke.

    -A vampire novel chapter 
    written by Christopher
    Wednesday December 25th
    2019.

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    The Cat Who Ate Wolves For Breakfast (Plus Lunch and Supper)

    April 20, 2017 at 5:03 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, Horror, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

    The Russian Spetsnaz special forces who had parachuted into Kiev last Thursday under the command of the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith were werewolves.

    They were a special type of werewolf.

    Each soldier was a bodark werewolf.

    A bodark is a person who wants to become a werewolf in Russia (as opposed to a a wawkalak who was just turned into a werewolf through the evil actions of the Devil).

    To become a bodark, a person would run into a forest and stab a copper knife into a tree (while such an action might be pleasing to manufacturers of copper knives as well as those with huge investments in the copper industry, the undertaking doesn’t go over so well with Greenpeace and tree huggers everywhere).

    While still holding on to the knife in the innocently stabbed tree, the would-be bodark is required to repeat this chant:

    “On the sea, on the ocean, on the island, on Bujan,
    On the empty pasture gleams the moon, on an ashstock lying
    In a green wood, in a gloomy vale.
    Toward the stock wandereth a shaggy wolf.
    Horned cattle seeking for his sharp white fangs;
    But the wolf enters not the forest,
    But the wolf dives not into the shadowy vale,
    Moon, moon, gold-horned moon,
    Cheek the flight of bullets, blunt the hunters’ knives,
    Break the shepherds’ cudgels,
    Cast wild fear upon all cattle,
    On men, on all creeping things,
    That they may not catch the grey wolf,
    That they may not rend his warm skin
    My word is binding, more binding than sleep,
    More binding than the promise of a hero!”

    Once the tree has been stabbed and the incantation chanted (with Taylor Swift singing “Boys only want love if it’s torture” in the background), the person runs off into a forest and changes into a werewolf as he does so.

    Once these Russian Spetsnaz special forces soldiers had become full-fledged grey wolf bodark werewolves, Vladimir Putin put these men under the command of the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith in a secret treaty he signed with her shortly after his 2014 annexation of Crimea.

    Lilith’s Bodark Grey Wolf Squadron did not turn into werewolves during a full moon.

    Instead they turned into werewolves after listening to an old Gramophone recording of Josef Stalin singing the Soviet National Anthem in concert with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir (under a never revealed protocol of the Tehran Conference that was held from November 28th to December 1st 1943, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir were secretly flown to Moscow on December 26th 1943 (thereby missing out on Utah Boxing Day sales) to make the recording in musical choral accompaniment with Josef Stalin.

    As Lilith played the recording turning the Russian Spetsnaz special forces commandos into grey wolf bodark werewolves, another grey wolf was walking the streets of Kiev.

    The grey wolf was none other than the ancient Germanic god Wotan’s mortal son Adolf Hitler.

    He had been granted permission to leave the Underworld by Hades and Persephone after Thor paid a visit on Odin/Wotan’s behalf requesting that they do so.

    The grey wolf formerly known as Adolf stopped in its tracks when it heard the voice of Josef Stalin singing the Soviet National Anthem.

    The grey wolf formerly known as Adolf visualized the Hungarian actor Bela Lugosi as Count Dracula saying, “Listen to him, the constipated dictator of the night. What a racket he makes.”

    When the Gramophone finished playing and the commandos became grey wolf bodark werewolves, they were immediately attacked and eaten by a giant black cat.

    The name of the giant black cat was Amorous Laetitia (whose name had inspired the title of a recent papal document although the first name was spelled differently in the Apostolic Exhortation).

    Amorous Laetitia was the name of the personal pet cat and familiar of Hecate the Greek goddess of witchcraft.

    Hecate had recently been beheaded by Pan Goatee’s astrally projected laser machete while she was in her crone form.

    The head had been taken to a New York City cryogenics lab but the lab had been broken into by Loki and Fenrir and Fenrir had eaten the head.

    Since then, Amorous Laetitia had torn apart every wolf she had come across in hopes she’d find her mistress’ head.

    When she didn’t find it, she just ate the rest of the disemboweled wolf,

    After seeing the black cat Amorous Laetitia eat the Spetsnaz bodarks, the grey wolf formerly known as Adolf ran down an alley and entered a building for safety.

    The building turned out to be Brodsky Synagogue which was Kiev’s largest.

    The grey wolf formerly known as Adolf could not help but think that the gods of the universe were playing some sort of cosmic joke on him.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Thursday April 20th
    2017.

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    Just Another Maundy Thursday?

    April 13, 2017 at 4:31 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, Mythology, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

    Amadeus Emanon was in the Set Enterprises lab with Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster.

    Amadeus was checking the computer that kept track of all Michelangelo’s psychic predictions for the past 30 days just in case the manual scribe who wrote down all of Michelangelo’s psychic predictions as they happen just happen to miss one.

    The manual scribe that wrote down Michelangelo’s predictions was the cyborg robotic operated missing right hand of the Venus de Milo. The missing right arm was discovered by the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s personal archaeologist Dr. Edgar Lovecraft Ashbury on November 28th 1960 at a remote location on the island of Greenland which is quite the distance from the Greek island of Milos where the original famous armless statue of the Greek goddess Aphrodite (now in the Louvre) was first discovered back on April 8th 1820. Dr. Cadbury Rocher (in violation of the laws regarding internationally important antiquities) drilled a hole inside the marble arm and inserted an electronic wire that operated on a wi-fi system and caused the arm to move and write on a piece of paper whenever Michelangelo had a psychic revelation out of the blue when no one was present.

    Usually this was Renfield’s job to take down what the missing right arm of the Venus de Milo might have missed but Renfield R. Renfield was currently in Venezuela in the planning stages of a coup to overthrow the government of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro.

    Amadeus was checking a prediction that Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had made back on April 1st of this year.

    The prediction said, “World War III would break out on Good Friday 2017.”

    Good Friday 2017?

    That was tomorrow.

    Amadeus looked at the calendar.

    Amadeus wondered.

    Was this prediction genuine or accurate?

    Or was it an April Fool’s joke?

    In the background, the song Only Time sung by the Irish singer Enya played on the radio.

    . . .

    Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was sampling the best of British Columbia grass (as opposed to the California grass that the Beatles had once sang about) and checking his email as he smoked it.

    He noticed he got an email from Gali-Gula the ET gray from the planet Nibiru (whose ET gray body was inhabited by the ghost of the ancient Roman Emperor Caligula).

    The email read,

    “Hello Justy old boy,

    How’s it going? You’ll be delighted to hear that I’m one of 12 individuals selected to get his feet washed by Pope Francis at tonight’s Maundy Thursday papal washing of the feet ceremony.

    I wound up in a Rome jail because I parked my spaceship in a No Parking zone outside the Colosseum and I tried to bribe the corrupt City of Rome policeman out of a ticket with Italian lira forgetting that the current currency of Italy is now the Euro.

    Anyways look for me getting my feet washed by the Pope on the news tonight. I’ll be the one who’s rather short, gray in colour and not wearing any clothes.

    Affectionately yours,

    Your far out Extraterrestrial friend,
    Gali-Gula.

    . . .

    The NATO General Wolfgang Vulkan (who was the Norse god Odin (aka the old German god Wotan) in disguise) stood in the middle of Maidan Square in Kiev.

    He noticed Russian Spetsnaz special forces dropping from the skies over Kiev.

    What were they doing?

    He noticed that the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith standing in a white evening dress in the middle of the square appeared to be leading them.

    Thor stood there with his hammer.

    “Why is Lilith leading these Spetsnaz?” He asked Wotan.

    “I’m not sure,” Wotan shook his head sadly, “if my mortal son was here, he could ask her. My mortal son was once allies and friends with her.”

    “You have a mortal son?” Thor was shocked.

    “I must confess that I once acted like the Greek god Zeus and seduced a mortal woman,” Wotan shook his head in shame, “it was the late summer of 1888. My mortal son was born 9 months later in April 1889.”

    “Why didn’t you tell anyone of this?” Thor inquired.

    “If he had conquered the world like he said he was going to do, I would have, I’d have been a proud papa,” Wotan’s one-eye wept tears, “but he didn’t conquer the world. He never made it to Valhalla on his death. The Valkyries could not enter Berlin on the day he died April 30th 1945 because they came under attack by Soviet forces when they tried.”

    “So where is he?” Thor asked.

    “Some wise guy put a gold coin in my son’s mouth when he died and he ended up in the Greek underworld of Hades after Charon rowed him across the River Styx,” Wotan answered, “perhaps you could go to Hades and Persephone and ask that my son’s ghost be allowed to come here to speak to Lilith.”

    Thor looked in the direction of Lilith and noticed the wolf Fenrir standing next to her.

    “I’ll go,” said Thor, “what is your mortal son’s name?”.

    Wotan replied, “Adolf Hitler.”

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Thursday April 13th
    2017.

    The Wild Hunt 1889 by Franz von Stuck
    An Adolf Hitler looking Germanic god Wotan in the 1889 painting The Wild Hunt by Franz von Stuck

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    Sleipnir: A Poem

    December 14, 2015 at 8:08 pm (Folklore, Mythology, Poetry) (, , , , , , )

    Sleipnir: A Poem

    From Sleipnir
    to reindeer
    what a path was trod
    from flying steed of Odin the Norse god
    to aerodynamic reindeer carrying a red suited bod
    oh what metamorphoses have taken place
    Joseph Campbell noted till he was blue in the face
    but now we’ll return to the beginning of the tale
    just shortly after Jonah was snack for a whale
    There was a Norse warrior Marlon Brando godfather like in appearance
    whose body was so wide he needed plenty of room for clearance
    he talked like he had marbles in his mouth
    no one understood him from north to south
    He made people offers they couldn’t refuse
    And if they did, they wound up with body parts they could no longer use.

    Now there was a Norseman who pissed off this godfatheresque Chief
    And doing so would cause him a lot of grief
    Godfather told Loki to put a horse’s head in his bed
    Severed from his body, the horse would be dead.

    Now Svadilfari was the name of this stallion
    if he were a car, he’d get many miles to the gallon
    Now Loki was a pervert of perverts beyond measure
    his deeds would be something Caligula would treasure

    When Loki saw Svaldifari was a handsome stud
    his knees turned to jelly and his toes to mud
    Loki turned himself into a mare
    with long mane flowing hair
    and they got it on in the buff- all naked and bare

    So no horse’s head
    wound up in warrior bed
    Instead Loki gave birth to an 8-legged horse
    Commented Mr. Ed, “Of course. Of course.”

    And so Sleipnir was born
    with 8 legs but no horn.

    And so Odin rides this 8-legged steed across the skies
    still seen by those on psychedelic highs.

    -A poem written by Christopher
    Monday December 14th 2015
    where Norse mythology meets
    The Godfather Part One.

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    Cardinal JM and His Sacrifice To Zeus/Jupiter

    April 27, 2014 at 7:51 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, History, Horror, Mystery/horror, News, Religion, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

    Cardinal JM and His Sacrifice To Zeus/Jupiter

    Cardinal JM had sent a message to His Holiness Pope Francis that he was hopelessly sick and that he could not possibly make it to the canonization ceremonies of Popes John Paul II and John XXIII.

    The real reason was that he had a visitation last night from the god he worshipped in private- the Ancient Greek vampire Zeus.

    Zeus had told him that a friend of his had tried to do something very important for world affairs.

    But that the prayers of one John Paul II within the Communion of Saints had restrained his friend’s hand.

    And his friend did not like his hand being restrained.

    To counteract the effects of John Paul II’s prayers, Zeus had asked that a live sacrifice be performed to him Zeus in his form of the ancient Roman god Jupiter at the ruins of the Temple of Jupiter Optimus Maximus behind the Palazzo dei Conservatori in the Caffarelli Garden on the Capitoline Hill.

    So Cardinal JM summoned his secretary Father Oliver Thomas Wardenclyffe (a former Episcopalian priest who was a worshipper of the Ancient Greek god Apollo in his private life) and explained to him the situation.

    Father Wardenclyffe went out to where the Polish pilgrims were camping out in Saint Peter’s Square waiting for the canonization of their beloved native son Karol Josef Wojtyla aka Pope John Paul II.

    He kidnapped the 3-month old infant son of a young Polish couple.

    Father Wardenclyffe brought the child to Cardinal JM.

    Together they went out to the ruins of the Temple of Jupiter Optimus Maximus on Capitoline Hill where at the exact moment that Pope Francis proclaimed John Paul II a Saint, they sacrificed the infant Polish boy to Zeus/Jupiter.

    . . .

    At the ruins of the reconstructed Temple of Trajan in Pergamon Turkey, Imam Mehmet Moustapha (who only paid devotion to Allah with his lips but in his heart worshipped the ancient Norse-Germanic gods Odin, Tyr and Thor) sacrificed a pig to Zeus at the exact moment Pope Francis proclaimed John Paul II a Saint.

    . . .

    At the Pergamon Altar inside the Pergamon Museum on the Museum Island in the German capital of Berlin, a neo-Nazi and worshipper of Odin, Tyr and Thor cut off the right hand of a young Polish boy that he had kidnapped and laid it at the altar to Zeus.

    He did this at the exact moment that Pope Francis proclaimed Pope John Paul II a Saint.

    To be continued.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Sunday April 27th
    2014.

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    Blood Red Moon Passover

    April 14, 2014 at 7:59 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, Mystery/horror, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

    Blood Red Moon Passover

    As the high-ranking American diplomat prepared to enter NATO Headquarters in Brussels Belgium for discussions on the ongoing military escalation of the crisis in Ukraine, he started to wonder why the symbol for NATO also contained the acronym in reverse OTAN.

    He suddenly noticed a figure entering NATO Headquarters.

    The figure, he thought to himself, closely resembled artistic depictions he had seen of the Norse god Odin.

    Or as he was called in the Old High German tongue Wotan.

    . . .

    Welsh werewolf British Labour MP Magog Rhys Petley was howling and barking all over the streets of Moscow having turned into a werewolf with the presence of the full moon in the night sky.

    But as the moon was eclipsed in tonight’s lunar eclipse, he turned back into human form.

    As he did, he was attacked by a strikingly beautiful long- haired brunette woman wearing a very tight skirted gold mini- dress and black silk fishnet nylons and literally glowing blood red spiked stiletto high-heeled shoes.

    The woman was Russian Vampiress Svetlana Kireeva an agent of the FSB.

    As she bit his neck and drained and sucked a little blood, the Greek vampire Ares (who was worshipped as Mars the god of war by the ancient Romans) walked by.

    As the Red Planet Mars rose above the blood red moon in the Moscow night sky, Ares remarked sadly in a loud voice, “I have the feeling that my girl friend Aphrodite is cheating on me and making love to somebody else and it isn’t her husband Hephaestus.”

    “It’s Wotan the chief god of the Germanic pantheon she’s making love to,” Svetlana called out after him as blood dripped down from her fangs.

    . . .

    The lunar eclipse was not visible in the Jerusalem night sky as the Controller of the Golem walked back home from his synagogue where he had been attending Passover services.

    However as he looked at the night sky, he thought he could see a huge serpent like figure rising above the Temple Mount.

    It gave a whole new meaning and a rather eerie one at that to that ageless question that’s asked at every Passover, “Why is this night different from all other nights?”.

    . . .

    The Royal Canadian Navy ship Sir John A. MacDonald was sailing in the North Atlantic.

    As the captain peered through his binoculars, he thought he could see a huge passenger ship appearing on the horizon.

    That was strange.

    He looked at his watch.

    It was 11:40 PM April 14th 2014.

    There weren’t supposed to be any passenger ships in this area at this time.

    Stranger still, the passenger ship seemed to be a giant colossal steamship.

    The captain thought the age of huge passenger steamships was surely past.

    As the ship seemed to edge closer towards his own vessel, he again peered through his binoculars so he could see the name of the ship.

    What the – ?

    The name said, R. M. S. Titanic.

    The ship that had struck an iceberg at 11:40 PM ship’s time the evening of April 14th 1912.

    And had finally sunk beneath the waves of the North Atlantic at 2:20
    AM the early morning of April 15th 1912.

    . . .

    The radio was on in the Park Avenue apartment of the New York City billionaire who had recently hired contract assassin and serial killer Pan Goatee.

    Although no one was in the room.

    The body of the parrot Caesar still lay dead on the floor of his bird cage after he had been shot and killed by the New York City billionaire a few days before.

    So far the maid still hadn’t dropped by to bury Caesar not to praise it.

    “Good evening New York,” the voice on the radio said, “or perhaps I should say Good morning since it’s now 2:20 AM. Did you catch tonight’s lunar eclipse? I didn’t get a chance to get out of the broadcast booth. And speaking of broadcasts, this is my 102nd broadcast on this station.
    And speaking of the number 102, it’s been 102 years since the Titanic sank…”

    At that moment the huge globe of the world (with the grotesque face painted on it) that sat in front of the huge black curtain behind which the billionaire sat when he received visitors- crashed to the floor and shattered into over 7 billion tiny pieces.

    . . .

    To be continued.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Monday April 14th
    2014.

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