October Apocalypse Now?

October 12, 2021 at 10:55 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Religion, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

A pair of sports reporters were broadcasting a boxing match in an outside boxing arena on a ranch outside the town of Shelby Montana.

The promoter was hoping the event would be a lot more successful than the Jack Dempsey vs. Tommy Gibbons World Heavyweight Title Bout that was held on July 4th 1923 in Shelby Montana.

The large crowd that had come to watch the event were shouting “F*ck Joe Biden!” “F*ck Joe BIDEN!”.

“Listen to that crowd,” one of the sports reporters lisped in a Howard Cosell like fashion if Howard Cosell had been a pansy, “They’re shouting “Let’s go Brandon! Let’s go Brandon!”. How about that for enthusiasm?”.

“But there’s no one named Brandon involved in this fight, sir,” the cowboy sports reporter (who talked like John Wayne) pointed out.

The other reporter who carried a pink six shooter took it out of his holster and shot the cowboy sports reporter dead.

“I’m afraid I’m going to have to cancel you permanently in today’s cancel culture world for making such an offensive racist misogynistic homophobic remark,” the limpwristed gunslinger lisped.

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of what occurred during the Saturday October 9th 2021 Vatican meeting between Pope Francis and U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi that hadn’t been shown by the mainstream media.

After Pope Francis had greeted Nancy Pelosi with a Freemasonic secret handshake, the two then danced together.

Pope Francis sang in an extremely bad impersonation of Yul Brynner’s voice,

“We’ve just been introduced,
I do not know you well,
But when the music started
Something drew me to your side…
… shall we dance?

Pelosi and Bergoglio are then joined by the demons Baal and Baphomet who are also dancing together.

Baal and Baphomet then cover Nancy and Francis with confetti that looks surprisingly like small unborn human babies.

Nancy and Francis then throw the baby like confetti into the brazier hands of a metallic statue of Moloch (who was the demon Baal’s demonic twin brother).

The brazier hands then insert the baby confetti into the fiery furnace stomach of the bull headed deity Moloch.

Pelosi and Francis then start singing Burn Baby Burn from the 1977 John Travolta film Saturday Night Fever.

They are joined by holographic images of Bill Gates and George Soros wearing human embryonic made revitalizing skin cream singing “Stayin’ Alive” another song from the 1977 film Saturday Night Fever.

. . .

British MP Renfield R. Renfield had just returned from Australia where he had thrown 666 members of the Victoria State Police Force to their deaths from a cannabis powered dirigible airship (The Wild Colonial Boy) over the City of Melbourne.

Prior to their aerial downward exit, Renfield had arranged to have 666 middle fingers cut off the Neo-SS Neo-Gestapo Fascist pigs’ left hands and mailed to Victoria State’s Neo-Maoist Neo-Stalinist tyrant Premier Daniel Andrews.

Also prior to their aerial downward exit, Renfield had arranged to have 666 middle fingers cut off the Neo-SS Neo-Gestapo Fascist pigs’ right hands and mailed to Victoria state’s Neo-Fascist Chief Commissioner of Victoria Police Shane Patton.

Renfield was now examining a brochure.

The brochure was advertising the ELITE GLOBAL LEADERS’ CONFERENCE being held on Saturday October 23rd 2021 at the Vatican.

The theme of the conference was TECHNOLOGY That Empowers HUMANITY.

The conference was by invitation only.

The keynote presentation was called The Code- Programming Our Future For Good.

The keynote speakers were David Fergusson author of The transHuman Code and Carlos Moreira author of The transHuman Code.

As Renfield was reading the brochure, a commotion was taking place outside on the Set Estate grounds.

The Victoria State Police Force from Melbourne Australia were launching a commando raid on the Set Mansion in order to kidnap Renfield.

As such they were being pounced upon by the Set Estate’s ferocious guard cat Nefertiti Galore and were being ripped and shredded to pieces by her.

Nefertiti Galore: As can be seen, she’s in one of her better moods this evening.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday October 12th
2021.

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