Francis: Come On Do The Pachamama With Him

March 24, 2022 at 11:06 pm (Detective story, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Religion, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster’s vision of the actress who will play Pachamama in the Martin Scorsese made film about the life of the Inca earth mother goddess who is a red dragon that lives in the flames under the Earth but is able to shapeshift into a beautiful woman who walks on the earth or lives in the sky above the earth

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster got a premonition that director Martin Scorsese was going to make a film about Pachamama the Inca earth mother goddess that satanic AntiPope Francis was going to consecrate all of humanity and in particular Russia and Ukraine to (although he was claiming it was to the Virgin Mary).

Then Michelangelo got a vision of the actress who would play Pachamama in the Martin Scorsese film.

Michelangelo’s lobster tank exploded when he saw the vision.

. . .

Jeffrey the otter had somehow managed to stumble into DARPA headquarters after having drunk too many bottles of Elon Musk’s Mars Project Green Minnow Beer.

Jeffrey put on the radio where the DARPA wireless was picking up secret radio transmissions from the Vatican.

The radio transmissions were playing a song that Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) had secretly recorded a couple of years ago.

The song was to the tune of Kylie Minogue’s song The Loco-Motion.

Jeffrey heard Bergoglio sing,

“Everybody’s doin’ a brand new dance now
(Come on baby do the Pachamama)
I know you’ll get to like it if you give it a chance now
(Come on baby do the Pachamama) …

… You gotta swing your hips now…

Come on baby do the Pachamama with me…”

. . .

And tomorrow everybody would be doing the Pachamama with Pope Francis as Francis would be consecrating the world, the church, humanity and Russia and Ukraine to Pachamama (but doing so under the guise that he was doing it to Mary) in union with all the bishops of the world.

Meanwhile as the Set Enterprises’ long suffering janitor was busy mopping up the mess left by yet another of Michelangelo’s exploded lobster tanks, the psychic crustacean had yet another vision.

Actor/director Mel Gibson was reading the story of the statue of Our Lady of Copacabana.

Francisco Tito Yupanqui (1550-1616) an amateur Inca sculptor and a descandant of Huayna Capac (1464-1524) who had been the third Sapa Inca (Emperor) of the Inca Empire (which lasted from 1438 to 1533) desired to carve a statue of the Blessed Virgin Mary.

He carved many wooden statues but was unsatisfied with the result.

On February 2nd 1582 the Virgin Mary appeared to Francisco Tito Yupanqui with a message.

Francisco Tito Yupanqui used the vision to carve his next statue.

Howver this statue somehow wound up in a river.

It was found by the priest of the village of Copacabana a year later on February 2nd 1583 and was dedicated in the church there.

Today that statue of the Virgen de Copacabana is the Patron Saint of Bolivia.

Mel Gibson recalled that prior to 2019, the message Our Lady of Copacabana gave to Francisco Tito Yupanqui was found in many accounts on the Net.

After 2019 the message was scrubbed and erased from the Net.

What was the message of Our Lady of Copacabana to Francisco Tito Yupanqui?

“I know there are some among your people who still worship the old goddess Pachamama. Stop worshipping her. She is a demon.”

Of course in October of 2019, Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) brought a statue of Pachamama into the Vatican Gardens and later into the presence of the High Altar of Saint Peter’s Basilica itself.

Thus the Virgin Mary’s warning about Pachamama being a demon suddenly disappeared.

. . .

Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds the Vicar of Saint Genevieve’s Anglo-Catholic C. of E. Parish in West London was having a discussion with one of his parishioners Amadeus Emanon about the text of Pope Francis’ proposed consecration of humanity, Russia and Ukraine to Mary (?).

Said Father Saint Edmunds, “I noticed MP Renfield’s friend a Calgary based geopolitical analyst says that most of the text is just a rehash of globalist, radical environmentalist and Communist Marxist-Leninist crap and propaganda. In other words just a rehash of everything that Francis has said in every official document and major statement he has released since the start of his so-called pontificate.”

“What about the words of Consecration itself?” Amadeus asked.

“Here’s where it gets interesting,” Father Saint Edmunds answered, “At one point it says in the English text “Queen of Heaven, restore God’s peace to the world”. Now as you know many Protestants object to the Catholic description of Mary as Queen of Heaven because of the passages in Jeremiah condemning worship of the Queen of Heaven that are to be found in Jeremiah 7:18 and Jeremiah 44: 17-25. Interestingly enough though that title Queen of Heaven for Ashtoreth in the ancient Assyrian and Babylonian languages was actually rendered Queen of The Land In The Sky. It was translated Queen of Heaven into Hebrew and then into Greek and then into Latin and then into English as Queen of Heaven but since the time of Christ while Heaven might be regarded metaphorically as the Land In The Sky, Heaven is regarded by the Church as the abode of God and the Saints in a realm beyond time and space. The Land In The Sky is a very spatial/temporal term while Heaven since the time of Christ refers to a realm beyond the spatial/temporal. Thus Mary called Queen of Heaven is actually a very metaphysical term while Queen of the Land In The Sky which is what Ashtoreth was actually called in the Assyrian and Babylonian languages is very much a term associated with this universe i.e. this creation. And worship of the creation is idolatry or paganism.”

“Interesting,” Amadeus acknowledged.

“Here’s where it gets even more interesting, the English text says (Queen of) Heaven but the Spanish, Portuguese and Italian texts are rendered differently. What’s called Heaven in English is rendered “tierra del Cielo” in Spanish, “terra do Ceu” in Portuguese and “terra del Cielo” in Italian. All of those terms roughly translate to Earth In The Sky or Land In The Sky. And who goes by that title Queen of The Land In The Sky? Other than Ashtoreth in the ancient Assyrian and Babylonian religions? The Pachamama demon. The land in the sky is one of the Pachamama’s domains. “Tierra del Cielo” is an official Pachamama title. It is “wenu mapu” in the Mapuche language and religion.”

“So Francis is effectively consecrating the world, the church, humanity and specifically Russia and Ukraine to the demon Pachamama?” Amadeus was horrified.

“That’s right,” Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds nodded.

“What do you think this will cause?” Amadeus wiped his brow with his handkerchief.

“Most likely either a nuclear World War III or the appearance of the Antichrist on the global stage or both,” Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds answered.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday March 24th
2022

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Pope Francis On Pfizer and UFOs and ETs

January 15, 2022 at 10:40 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

“Will Pope Francis make a statement on UFOs and ETs this year?” Amadeus asked Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds the Vicar of St. Genevieve’s Anglo-Catholic C. Of E. Parish Church.

“He may,” Father Bury Saint Edmunds nodded.

The two continued their walk down the Thames.

“How much does the Vatican know about UFOs and ETs?” Amadeus inquired.

“I really don’t know,” Father Bury Saint Edmunds replied, “We can only speculate.”

. . .

It had come to the attention of SNN (Set News Network) that Pope Francis had held two secret meetings in 2021 with Albert Bourla the CEO of Pfizer.

Unlike most papal private audiences, these meetings were not announced by the Holy See Press Office.

Interestingly enough, Francis had also secretly received Melinda Gates in November 2019 just before the Covid hysteria began.

A month after Pope Francis had welcomed a wooden statue of Pachamama the Inca earth mother goddess into the Vatican Gardens and into Saint Peter’s Basilica.

. . .

Jesuit priest Father Caiaphas bar Yochai worked in the Antiquities Section of the Vatican Museum, headed the Rome chapter of the O.T.O. (Ordo Templi Orientis) an Aleister Crowleyite organization and served as an advisor on papal liturgies for the Mass to Pope Francis.

He was currently meeting with Pope Francis on setting up the basis for a United Federation of Planets when contact with ETs and UFOs was finally made.

Francis proposed that the United Federation of Planets should have as its symbol the UN symbol around a familiar earthling symbol.

. . .

As Amadeus and Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds continued their walk along the Thames, they encountered Psyche of Cupid and Psyche fame.

Psyche had been worshipped by the ancient Greeks as the Greek goddess of the soul.

Said Psyche, “There’s a connection between Luciferase and UFOs/aliens.”

Cupid had an arrow dipped in Hydra’s poisonous blood and fired it at Psyche.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday January 15th
2022.

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Towards Christmas

November 25, 2021 at 8:50 pm (Christmas, Poetry) (, , )

Christmas
A month away from today
Neo-Stalinist dictators
sitting in the Oval Office
are calling for a “Dark Winter”

The smile of the Neo-Stalinist dictator
As he diabolically whispers into his microphone
Is strikingly like the smile of the Grinch
Have you noticed?

Well if you steal an election
Why not steal Christmas?

C.S. Lewis said of Narnia under the rule of the White Witch
It was a land where it was always winter but never Christmas
People have always tried to prevent Christmas
From Judea’s King Herod
To Hitler who called it Julfest the Winter Solstice

In North America the supply chains are down
Ports at Long Beach and Los Angeles
Are backed up with ships waiting to be unloaded
(You’d see more than 3 ships on Christmas Day in the morning
This coming California Christmas)
In British Columbia, roads on Vancouver Island and the Lower Mainland are washed out due to flooding
The supply chain from Vancouver (Canada’s largest port)
to the rest of Canada now gone.

Pachamama has given her answer to B.C.’s Marxist government on its vaccine mandates
and hysteria over climate change,
“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn”.
Leaving them without roads
And without a pot to piss in.

It is still very much autumn here
No permanent snow on the ground yet
People have placed Christmas lights
In the neighbourhood
Giving a cheery glow

It is natural to long for Christmas
Rather than a dark winter.

Even so, Come Lord Jesus.

-A poem written by Christopher
Thursday November 25th
2021.

Veronica Lake longs for Christmas
Rather than a dark winter

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October Apocalypse Now?

October 12, 2021 at 10:55 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Religion, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

A pair of sports reporters were broadcasting a boxing match in an outside boxing arena on a ranch outside the town of Shelby Montana.

The promoter was hoping the event would be a lot more successful than the Jack Dempsey vs. Tommy Gibbons World Heavyweight Title Bout that was held on July 4th 1923 in Shelby Montana.

The large crowd that had come to watch the event were shouting “F*ck Joe Biden!” “F*ck Joe BIDEN!”.

“Listen to that crowd,” one of the sports reporters lisped in a Howard Cosell like fashion if Howard Cosell had been a pansy, “They’re shouting “Let’s go Brandon! Let’s go Brandon!”. How about that for enthusiasm?”.

“But there’s no one named Brandon involved in this fight, sir,” the cowboy sports reporter (who talked like John Wayne) pointed out.

The other reporter who carried a pink six shooter took it out of his holster and shot the cowboy sports reporter dead.

“I’m afraid I’m going to have to cancel you permanently in today’s cancel culture world for making such an offensive racist misogynistic homophobic remark,” the limpwristed gunslinger lisped.

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of what occurred during the Saturday October 9th 2021 Vatican meeting between Pope Francis and U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi that hadn’t been shown by the mainstream media.

After Pope Francis had greeted Nancy Pelosi with a Freemasonic secret handshake, the two then danced together.

Pope Francis sang in an extremely bad impersonation of Yul Brynner’s voice,

“We’ve just been introduced,
I do not know you well,
But when the music started
Something drew me to your side…
… shall we dance?

Pelosi and Bergoglio are then joined by the demons Baal and Baphomet who are also dancing together.

Baal and Baphomet then cover Nancy and Francis with confetti that looks surprisingly like small unborn human babies.

Nancy and Francis then throw the baby like confetti into the brazier hands of a metallic statue of Moloch (who was the demon Baal’s demonic twin brother).

The brazier hands then insert the baby confetti into the fiery furnace stomach of the bull headed deity Moloch.

Pelosi and Francis then start singing Burn Baby Burn from the 1977 John Travolta film Saturday Night Fever.

They are joined by holographic images of Bill Gates and George Soros wearing human embryonic made revitalizing skin cream singing “Stayin’ Alive” another song from the 1977 film Saturday Night Fever.

. . .

British MP Renfield R. Renfield had just returned from Australia where he had thrown 666 members of the Victoria State Police Force to their deaths from a cannabis powered dirigible airship (The Wild Colonial Boy) over the City of Melbourne.

Prior to their aerial downward exit, Renfield had arranged to have 666 middle fingers cut off the Neo-SS Neo-Gestapo Fascist pigs’ left hands and mailed to Victoria State’s Neo-Maoist Neo-Stalinist tyrant Premier Daniel Andrews.

Also prior to their aerial downward exit, Renfield had arranged to have 666 middle fingers cut off the Neo-SS Neo-Gestapo Fascist pigs’ right hands and mailed to Victoria state’s Neo-Fascist Chief Commissioner of Victoria Police Shane Patton.

Renfield was now examining a brochure.

The brochure was advertising the ELITE GLOBAL LEADERS’ CONFERENCE being held on Saturday October 23rd 2021 at the Vatican.

The theme of the conference was TECHNOLOGY That Empowers HUMANITY.

The conference was by invitation only.

The keynote presentation was called The Code- Programming Our Future For Good.

The keynote speakers were David Fergusson author of The transHuman Code and Carlos Moreira author of The transHuman Code.

As Renfield was reading the brochure, a commotion was taking place outside on the Set Estate grounds.

The Victoria State Police Force from Melbourne Australia were launching a commando raid on the Set Mansion in order to kidnap Renfield.

As such they were being pounced upon by the Set Estate’s ferocious guard cat Nefertiti Galore and were being ripped and shredded to pieces by her.

Nefertiti Galore: As can be seen, she’s in one of her better moods this evening.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday October 12th
2021.

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Is The Cure Worse Than The Disease?

October 8, 2021 at 10:57 pm (Detective story, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Religion, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

“The vaccine wasn’t developed for the virus. The virus was developed for the vaccine.”
-British MP Renfield R. Renfield

While the mainstream media was busy blathering away the latest globlalist propaganda bullshit and political leaders all across the globe were coming down like the Full Adolf and the Full Stalin on their citizens, the ghosts of Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were calmly sitting in the sitting room of the London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

Holmes was smoking a pipe and Watson was enjoying a spot of tea.

The two had been dispensationally released from the Underworld of Hades at the request of Anubis who was Set’s jackal-headed son.

“So, Watson, we know that back in the late 20-teens, the egotistical jackass Dr. Anthony Fauci (good friend of Bill Gates and other leading globalists) had started funding Gain-of-Function research specifically into the bat coronavirus at the Wuhan Institute of Virology. Then sometime in the late autumn of 2019/early winter of 2020 (right after the satanic antipope Jorge Mario Bergoglio had welcomed the demonic dragon/human female shapeshifting Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama into the Vatican) reports of a strange respiratory disease started surfacing in the city of Wuhan. The WHO (whose biggest funders are Bill Gates and the Chinese Communist regime in Beijing) blamed it on market stalls selling bats at a Wuhan wet market. Unbiased evidence suggests that the virus was actually released from the Wuhan Institute of Virology itself.
Now the question is, was it intentional or accidental?
Donald Trump in 2020 had ordered Operation Warpspeed against the Sars-Cov-2 Virus called Covid-19 by the pro-Communist WHO and called the Wuhan CCP Virus by intelligent people.
He had not ordered Warpspeed using regular vaccines but rather mRNA genetic serums which in 20 years of unsuccessful experiments on animals had killed off every single animal they had experimented on.
So what was good enough for animals was certainly good enough for humans as far as Big Pharma (the big pharmaceutical companies) was concerned.
Interesting Watson that pharmakeia the Greek word for pharmaceuticals is also the Greek word for sorcery as found in the Book of The Apocalypse Revelation 18:23 “For by thy sorceries were all nations deceived.”
Turning to the most recent statistics, the Vermont Department of Health (Vermont, home of Neo-Menshevik Bernie Sanders, is the most vaccinated state per capita in the American nation) has admitted that 76% of Covid deaths in Vermont the past month occurred in the fully vaccinated.
In fact the only places in the world where it is claimed according to the latest statistics (which may be damned lies in Benjamin Disraeli’s opinion) that it is the unvaccinated who are the majority in dying is in the Canadian prairie provinces of Alberta and Saskatchewan.
Much chicanery and skulduggery is going on in those provinces.
Just as Albus Dumbledore had Hermione Granger in his army, so too Voldemorte has a Hermione (last name unknown) and it is her and her disciples at work in the Canadian provinces of Alberta and Saskatchewan.
As you may not know, Watson, since you practiced medicine in a time when medicine actually was an honourable profession, these experimental gene-transfer Covid vaccines produce the loaded weapon of a toxic spike protein.
And this spike protein itself is independently pathnogenic.
So it’s possible that this “vaccine” with its independently pathnogenic spike protein is worse than the original Covid virus itself.
And it’s the pathnogenic spike protein in the Pfizer and Covid “vaccines” (genetic serums) that may in fact be the Delta variant that’s killing so many people vaccinated and unvaccinated alike.

The ghost of Orson Welles then ran an ancient film projector that showed the Nuremberg Rally of 1938 which showed a holographic image of Bill Gates being projected from the future saying, “It’s about the population control, stupid.”
This was followed by a holographic image of World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab saying, “It’s also about the Transhumanism, stupid.”
This was followed by a holographic image of Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) carrying his seminary report card prominently displaying an “F” in Latin and an “F” in Doctrinal Theology and saying, “Has anybody seen my Pachamama?”.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday October 8th
2021.

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Pope Francis Does The Pachamama

October 4, 2021 at 10:56 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Religion, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Today October 4th 2021 (the Feast Day of Saint Francis of Assisi) to mark and celebrate the 2nd year anniversary of the Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama being venerated and worshipped in the Vatican Gardens and at the high altar of Saint Peter’s Basilica, Pope Francis had invited several world religious leaders including Bartholomew the Gaia earth mother goddess worshipping Patriarch of Constantinople and Justin Welby the perpetually doctrinally challenged global Anglican Primate and Archbishop of Canterbury to participate in the ceremony.

One person who was not invited to attend was Tibet’s Dalai Lama as this would have offended the Jorge Mario Bergoglio Vatican’s financial overlords the CCP (Chinese Communist Party).

The Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit managed (with their unmasked and unvaccinated operatives) to get video footage of the ceremony inside the Vatican.

Bergoglio is snapping his fingers in what he thinks is cool fashion but really isn’t.

Bergoglio (singing to the tune of the Kylie Minogue song The Loco-Motion):

“Everybody’s worshipping a brand new goddess
(Come on baby do the Pachamama)
I know you’ll get to like it if you give it a chance now
(Come on baby do the Pachamama)

My little transgendered Father can do it with ease
It’s LGBTQ and not your ABCs
So come on, come on, do the Pachamama with me.

(Francis pushes Patriarch Bartholomew and Archbishop Justin Welby face forward to the ground with their bottoms sticking up in the air)

You gotta swing your hips now
Come on, baby, jump up, jump back
Well, I think you got the knack, oww

Now that you can do it, let’s make a chain now
(Come on baby do the Pachamama)
BDSM in the Underworld how
(Come on baby do the Pachamama)

Do it nice and easy using birth control
A little bit of rhythm no prophylactic hole
So come on, come on, do the Pachamama with me.”

Renfield after watching the video remarked, “Well, there goes my lunch.”

And indeed his lunch of fish and chips came up like a volcano on La Palma island.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday October 4th
2021.

Sexy Halloween Witch: 27 more days till Halloween… Silver Shamrock…

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Dr. Cadbury Rocher Gives Lecture On What Constitutes A Vaccine Plus Sen. Mitch McConnell Slain By Celtic Stag God Cernunnos

September 2, 2021 at 10:39 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher was giving a Zoom video lecture on what constitutes a vaccine.

Here was Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s lecture,

“For something to be considered a vaccine in the traditional understanding of that word (as it existed in 2019 and before), several criteria must be met:

•The injection must provide the recipient antibody immunity to a pathogen (virus or bacterium)
•The antibodies produced post-injection must be shown to confer protection from that virus or bacterium
•The injection must demonstrate it reduces hospitalizations or deaths from the pathogen
•The injection must demonstrate it reduces severe symptoms of the pathogen
•The injection must demonstrate it stops the recipients from carrying the pathogen
•The injection must show it stops transmission of the pathogen from the injection recipient to others

How many of these criteria do the so-called Covid-19 “vaccines” throughout the world meet?

The answer is NONE WHATSOEVER.

Although you wouldn’t know that from listening to the idiotic pronouncements of the WHO, Dr. Anthony Fauci, the Centre For Disease Control and the brainless mainstream media.

Thus this injection for Covid-19 is NOT a vaccine.

At best it can be described as a gene serum.

Never before in history has a gene serum been used on such a massive scale to fight a virus or bacterium let alone a pandemic.

A Calgary-based geopolitical analyst who once served as the Director of Research for the Alberta Cult Awareness Network said that one of the marks of a cult (be it religious or political) or of a totalitarian society is to change the language.

Change the meaning of words from what they have previously meant in the past.

The Nazi Third Reich did it.

Stalin’s USSR did it.

Mao Tse-tung’s Communist China did it.

The dystopian despots in George Orwell’s 1984 and Animal Farm did it.

Today many scientists, doctors, health “experts”, bureaucrats, politicians and mainstream media journalists are doing it.

They all are jumping to the tune of Mephistopheles, Mammon, Moloch, Baal, Baphomet and their Luciferic/Satanic overlord.

As the dictatorial and despotic Master of the Universe egg named Humpty Dumpty put it in Lewis Carroll’s 1871 book Through The Looking-Glass,

“When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean – neither more nor less.”

The video lecture ended with a news clip of Dr. Anthony Fauci getting egg on his face as he opened up a dictionary to rip out pages.

. . .

“I am the Vicar of Whoever, Whatever, Whenever, Whereever,” the demon posssesed Pope Francis told Pachamama the Inca earth mother goddess (who was a fiery red dragon goddess in her form under the earth) as his eyes turned fiery red, his head spun around 360 degrees and he vomited forth egg shells, egg yolk and ripped up pages from a dictionary.

“What have you got planned this month?” Asked Pachamama.

“Vaccinations and population reduction are coming,” Francis grinned, “This I know for Beelzebub’s Bill Gates tells me so.”

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was having a vision.

The vision was of the obnoxious Kentucky Republican Sen. Mitch McConnell going deer hunting in the hills of Kentucky.

As Sen. McConnell walked around with a small gun, Cernunnos the Celtic stag god appeared with a crossbow and arrow.

Cernunnos took aim with his crossbow and fired an arrow at the blowhard Senator.

“Oh, Christ,” McConnell said before falling over dead, “That’s what I get for hunting deer.”

“I’m actually Cernunnos,” the stag god answered, “Christ was the One who died on the Cross and rose again from the dead.”

“It’s also what you get for not even at least attempting to push for the impeachment of Joe Biden,” The demon Asmodeus remarked as he walked by, “At least that’s what my old enemy the Archangel Raphael told me recently.”

Asmodeus and his little buddy Nimrod the little green frog were walking towards a nearby Kentucky town to attend a bluegrass music festival.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday September 2d
2021.

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Asmodeus Discusses Latin Tridentine Mass With Nimrod

July 19, 2021 at 10:57 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

The chain smoking cigarette smoking demon Asmodeus was sitting in a Rome restaurant having spaghetti and meatballs with the little green frog Nimrod.

“Why is Pope Francis trying to get rid of the Latin Tridentine Mass?” Asked Nimrod.

“Because it’s preventing the advent of the Antichrist,” Asmodeus answered.

“It is?” Nimrod stuck his tongue out to capture a fly.

“Yes, His Satanic Majesty has been puzzled as to what is preventing the advent of the Antichrist,” Asmodeus explained, “He thought he hit the big time with Napoleon. He didn’t. He thought he hit the big time with Lenin. He didn’t. He thought he hit the big time with Hitler. He didn’t. He thought he hit the big time with Stalin. He didn’t. So he decided to name an infernal committee made up of Baal, Baphomet and Pachamama the Inca she-dragon who’s also the Inca earth mother goddess to investigate the matter shortly after Stalin kicked the bucket. The committee came up with the idea that it was the Latin Tridentine Mass that was preventing the Advent of the Antichrist. So His Satanic Majesty caught Pope John XXIII off guard one day and whispered in his ear to call the 2nd Vatican Council. Which Good Pope John did. John died within a year after the Council opened and Cardinal Montini was elected Pope taking the name Paul VI. A few of Paul’s advisors were under the complete control of His Satanic Majesty. After the Council finished in December 1965, Paul named the Freemason Annibale Bugnini to compose a new liturgy for the Church. Bugnini came out with the Novus Ordo Mass (designed to bring about the New World Order) which Paul VI promulgated in 1969 and the new liturgy was said in most parish churches throughout the world beginning in 1970. Except for French Archbishop Marcel Lefebvbre and the Society of Saint Pius X. The next decades saw the advent of the two Bushes and Bill Clinton who helped push the New World Order on America and the world. It continued under the Marxist Saul Alinsky inspired community organizer Barack Obama. Donald Trump was too much of a narcissist to follow the dictates of the New World Order elite so he had to be pushed out of the way. Pope Francis brought an idol of the demon Pachamama into the Vatican Gardens and later into Saint Peter’s Basilica itself. The result of that was to inspire the supernatural forces to bring about the release of Covid-19. All churches were shut down because of Covid. Within the Catholic Church the only groups who remained open without wearing masks and social distancing were those that practiced the Latin Tridentine Mass- the Society of Saint Pius X, the Fraternal Society of Saint Peter and the Institute of Christ The King Sovereign Priest. The Antichrist was supposed to arrive in 2020. But thanks to the Latin Tridentine Mass being said, he didn’t. So His Satanic Majesty (who’s Pope Francis’ god of surprises) directed his gay maidservant Francis to effectively abolish the Latin Tridentine Mass in his most recent motu proprio Traditionis custodes. Now His Satanic Majesty hopes the Antichrist will arrive within the next year.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday July 19th
2021.

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Lambda and The Llama On Lammas Night

July 10, 2021 at 10:32 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol had received a video via courier.

The video showed a ritual that was apparently performed on Lammas Night (the evening of August 1st) in the year 2020.

The anonymous sender of the video in a typewritten note said that the ritual was the source of the lambda variant of the Covid-19 virus that was currently being yacked about by Neo-Bolshevik Communist health “experts” all over the globe.

Whitstable watched the video.

The video showed the half-male half-female half-human half-goat transgendered transpecies demon Baphomet sodomizing a llama in the rearend along the banks of the Amazon River in Peru’s Andes mountains while the Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama sat and watched.

After sodomizing the llama, Baphomet then sneezed all over it.

When it was totally covered in Baphomet boogies, Pachamama buried the llama alive.

And then set fire to the surrounding ground.

A doctor from WHO (the World Health Organization) wearing a button that said I TAKE MY ORDERS FROM XI JINPING then sprayed the smoke in the direction of a nearby indigenous village where it was inhaled by the inhabitants.

A few weeks later the first recorded instances of the lambda variant of the Covid-19 virus showed up in Peru.

At around the same time Pope Francis and Sir Elton John were singing together via Zoom conference call that old Katja Ebstein song The Poor Boy Dancer From Peru.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday July 10th
2021.

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Renfield’s Global Zoom Press Conference

December 10, 2020 at 11:22 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Amadeus Emanon had been living in Australia for almost a year.

He had been stranded here by the pandemic.

He and his girlfriend the New Orleans vampiress Angelique Dumont had been staying in the house of the infamous Uncle Ernie (a house that was actually owned by Uncle Ernie’s adopted nephew who got down on his knees every day and thanked God that Uncle Ernie wasn’t a blood relative).

“I wonder why those men and women from the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation were so anxious to extract large quantities of my DNA last year in 2019,” Uncle Ernie mumbled to himself as he happily set about his task of trying to make scrambled fossilized dinosaur eggs.

The news story on the radio was about how the UK, then Canada and then the U.S. were rolling out the Covid-19 vaccine.

Amadeus was on his laptop to watch a Zoom global press conference that his friend British MP Renfield R. Renfield was hosting.

Renfield sat in his parliamentary office gazing at the camera on his laptop while reporters from all over the world asked him questions.

Between each reporter’s question, the picture on the wall just behind Renfield was always changed.

Beautiful women dressed in short skirts and white t-shirts that said PRO SEX LEAGUE OPPOSED TO ORWELLIAN 1984 ANTI-SEX LEAGUE came in to change the picture behind Renfield when a new reporter appeared on Zoom to ask a question.

Soon it came to the turn of U.S. reporters to ask a question.

3 reporters from each country were allowed to ask one question each of Renfield.

As the first U.S. reporter asked a question, the short skirted and tight white shirted PRO SEX GIRLS put up a poster showing Bill Gates and Dr. Anthony Fauci standing together while the caption read WOULD YOU BUY A USED VACCINE FROM THESE MEN?

As the 2nd U.S. reporter asked a question, the short skirted and tight white shirted PRO SEX GIRLS put up a poster of U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi while the caption read WOULD YOU BOOK A HAIRDRESSING APPOINTMENT FOR THIS WOMAN?

As the 3rd U.S. reporter asked a question, the short skirted and tight white shirted PRO SEX GIRLS put up a poster of a despondent looking Hunter Biden while the caption read WOULD YOU SELL CRACK COCAINE TO THIS MAN?

As the 1st reporter from the Vatican City State rose to ask a question, the short skirted and tight white shirted PRO SEX GIRLS put up a poster whose caption read PACHAMAMA SUCKS and the picture showed an elegantly dressed red evening gown wearing Inca Earth Mother goddess Pachamama on her knees kneeling in front of Renfield who didn’t appear to be wearing any trousers or boxer shorts.


Pachamama the Inca Earth Mother Goddess

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday December 10th
2020.

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