Egyptian Vampiress Isis and The 60th Anniversary of The Opening of Vatican II
The Paris-based Egyptian vampiress Isis attending an interreligious dialogue in Alexandria, Egypt
Isis, the great Egyptian vampiress who was worshipped as a goddess and venerated as the queen of the Egyptian deities, was attending an interreligious dialogue in Alexandria, Egypt.
Isis, along with her husband Osiris and her son Horus, was also venerated and worshipped in most upper level Freemasonic degree Temples around the world.
Another entity/being who was also worshipped and venerated in most upper level Freemasonic degree Temples around the world was an entity/being called Lucifer.
Lucifer was also called the Devil and occasionally Satan (although Satan as a title was also used for the ancient Hebrew angel of death whose official name was Samael).
Isis had never met Lucifer although she knew of him.
It was said of Lucifer that he was the most beautiful and most intelligent of all angels created by God – the God who was the Supreme Being and the Creator of the Cosmos.
It was said that Lucifer became overcome with pride and he led a rebellion of one/third of the angels against God.
Lucifer was apparently thrown out of the heavens by Saint Michael the Archangel.
But Isis had never met Lucifer.
Nor had most of the deities of the ancient pagan pantheons (Zeus, Odin, the Celtic god Lugh etc.) ever met Lucifer.
Contrary to popular opinion, Lucifer did not bother much with humanity being the supreme intellectual snob that he was.
He allowed his immediate subordinates Baal, Baphomet, Mammon, Mephistopheles and Moloch to deal with humanity.
Always following his (Lucifer the Devil’s) commands and directives of course.
Lucifer occasionally possessed people throughout history.
Judas Iscariot probably being the most famous person he possessed after Judas invited him in when Judas decided to betray Christ.
And someday he would possess the body of the Antichrist.
One of Lucifer’s greatest amusements this century was to allow a supreme demon of stupidity to possess Pope Francis.
So Francis came across as being both an idiot and satanic.
The same held true for Joe Biden.
In Joe’s case, a lesser demon of stupidity (also the patron demon of outhouses and toilet bowls) possessed him.
Likewise making Joe come across as being both an idiot and satanic.
There were occasions when the fallen Archangel Mephistopheles had to take possession of Joe when it was absolutely necessary for Joe to say something intelligent in public (which was of vital importance for the Supreme Council of Demons and Fallen Angels and their human subordinate agency of global elitists called the World Economic Forum that he do so).
As Isis stood receiving acts of fealty and homage at the Interreligious Dialogue in Alexandria, Egypt
The incredibly beautiful and extremely young looking vampiress reflected that on this date October 11th 2022 that it was exactly 60 years ago today (on October 11th 1962) that the Second Vatican Council opened under the then pontiff Pope John XXIII.
John XXIII was surrounded by advisors who were Freemasons.
And Freemasons and Isis were wanting the Catholic Church to worship Osiris, herself (Isis) and Horus.
The Freemasons were wanting the Catholic Church to worship Lucifer as well.
Of course according to Protestant Fundamentalists, the Catholic Church already worshipped Isis, Osiris and Horus due to the influence of a book called The Two Babylons by Alexander Hislop written and published in the 19th Century.
Of course the Free Church of Scotland minister Hislop got his information for his book from a spirit who visited him in a dream (hardly a credible source).
That diary entry of Hislop’s is unknown to most of his book’s supporters who regard the inaccurate history and inaccurate scholarship in The Two Babylons as divinely inspired.
But Isis and Freemasonry wanted the Catholic Church to really worship herself (Isis), her husband Osiris and her son Horus.
And with the onset of Vatican II, it looked like the possibility now loomed on the horizon.
And with the advent of the satanic AntiPope Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis), the Isis, Osiris and Horus Freemasonic ship (captained by the ghost of the medieval pirate Baldassarre Cossa who reigned as the medieval AntiPope John XXIII in Pisa from 1410 to 1415) had finally come in.
-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Tuesday October 11th
2022.
Yaldabaoth’s Interesting 48 Hours
“I understand Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun has had an interesting 48 hours,” British MP Renfield R. Renfield remarked to his friend Amadeus Emanon as they sat down to late evening tea and crumpets in the dining room of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s colossal west London mansion.
“He did?” Amadeus bit into a crumpet.
“Yes, yesterday he was almost arrested by Irish Garda police for driving a Catholic priest to his parish church to say public Mass,” Renfield answered.
“Is that a crime?” Amadeus was shocked.
“It is now,” Renfield nodded, “The Antichrist government of the once Catholic nation of Ireland is now the most Antichrist government in Western Europe. They’re recently made it a crime for a priest to leave his home to say a public Mass as well as made it a crime for anyone to leave their home to attend Catholic Mass.”
“How did Yaldabaoth escape the Irish Garda Police?” Amadeus inquired.
“The car Yaldabaoth was driving was a replica of the Batmobile from the 1966-68 television series Batman starring Adam West and Burt Ward (that the little leprechaun won in a Guinness drinking contest a few years back) so he managed to outrun them,” Renfield explained.
“Then what did Yaldabaoth do in his next 24 hours?” Amadeus poured himself a cup of English Breakfast Tea even though he was having late evening tea and crumpets.
“Well, earlier today Yaldabaoth was small enough to fit inside a baby submarine the Seed of Nautilus that succeeded in freeing the 1300 foot Evergreen Marine container ship MV Ever Given that was stuck in the Suez Canal,” Renfield smiled.
“Yaldabaoth was responsible for freeing the Ever Given?” Amadeus was astounded.
“Yes, his mother Sophia the Greco-Egyptian Gnostic goddess of wisdom should be so proud,” Renfield sipped his own cup of English Breakfast Tea.
Meanwhile the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was having a phone conversation with his CEO of Set Enterprises a man called Watson Holmes.
“This is a public relations disaster,” Set wept in his beer, “Our company has baby subs. We could have easily leant Yaldabaoth one when he was doing his deep canal route dive to free the Ever Given that was stuck in the Suez Canal. Instead my rival, sister and sister-in-law the Paris based Egyptian vampiress Isis gets all the glory and publicity for letting Yaldabaoth use her baby sub the Seed of Nautilus ”
“I’m afraid it was that idiot Dr. Marmalade Montague who took the phone call when Yaldabaoth phoned Set Enterprises,” Set Enterprises’ CEO Watson Holmes explained, “Dr. Montague misheard and thought Yaldabaoth was asking for a baby tub to use. And Marmalade said, “Sorry, we have no baby tubs” and hung up the phone.
Meanwhile in Paris, France the Egyptian vampiress Isis (who was worshipped as the goddess of the moon, magic and healing in ancient Egypt and who was Set’s rival, sister and sister-in-law as well as the wife of Osiris and the mother of Horus) was basking in the glory of having had her baby sub the Seed of Nautilus used by Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun in freeing the container ship Ever Given from the Suez Canal.
She was being photographed by the assembled world press.
Egypt’s goddess Isis basking in glory.
It was a good thing for Yaldabaoth that he was still in Egypt.
Otherwise he might have keeled over and died on the spot had he been in Paris and saw the killer outfit that Isis was wearing.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday March 29th
2021.
The Egyptian Vampiress Isis In The City of Florence
The Egyptian Vampiress Isis In The City of FlorenceÂ
The Paris-based Egyptian vampiress Isis allowed the full rays of the sun to bask on her face.
You may ask how is it possible for a vampiress to bask in the rays of the sun without becoming grilled to a crisp like a shrimp in a Louisiana Cajun restaurant?
The answer lay in a very powerful sunblock that had been developed many years ago by Set Enterprises’ Dr. Cadbury Rocher.
However the sunblock for what ever reason only worked on vampiresses and not vampires.
Dr. Rocher made his discovery when trying the sunblock out on his two initial test subjects.
The sanity challenged scientist (who was the great grandson of immortal London dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes and the great great grandson of 19th Century London criminal overlord Prof. James Moriarty – yes, Sherrielock Holmes had married Dr. Louis Rocher who was the illegitimate son of her twin brother’s mortal enemy although at the time neither Sherrielock nor Dr. Louis Rocher knew that the evil Prof. Moriarty was Louis’ real father) decided to pick an unpopular vampiress and an unpopular vampire to use as his test subjects since if they fried to a crisp in the daylight, no one would miss them.
For the unpopular vampiress, he picked a distant ancestress of the obnoxious Kardashian clan since being a Kardashian, she was regarded as being overrated in her field which in her case, her field was being a vampiress.
Sadly for those who despise the Kardashians, the sunblock worked on the vampiress ancestress of the Kardashian clan.
The vampiress Countess Kardashian went on to open up her own Instagram account where her pictures of her sucking the life force out of various mortal humans (an attribute passed on to her descendants) attracted over 10 million followers.
As for an unpopular vampire, Dr. Rocher selected Herr Daryl Larry Snerd a nighttime tax auditor for the American IRS.
Sadly for Herr Snerd, he went up in flames like the Hindenburg having a bad day over New Jersey.
After examining the compounds of the sunblock as well as analyzing the DNA in the vampiric blood samples he took from Countess Kardashian and Herr Snerd (prior to sending them out in the daylight as an LP record played Gale Garnett singing “We’ll sing in the sunshine…” in the background of what turned out to be the shortest lived duet in history as Countess Kardashian ended up singing solo), he determined that there was something about the female genetic makeup that allowed the sunblock to work on vampiresses but not vampires.
Of course transgendered vampires insisted that the sunblock would work on them since they had been born in the wrong gender.
But when they went up like a building on Arsonists’ Appreciation Day, the ghost of Col. Sanders would boot Lady Gaga singing Born This Way out of the way and start singing Fried That Way.
And so thanks to Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s efforts of many years ago, the Paris-based Egyptian vampiress Isis (sister and sister-in-law of the London-based Egyptian vampire Set) was able to enjoy the city of Florence in the sunshine today without having to cope with loads of nauseating tourists since the city was under lockdown along with the rest of Italy.
She was approached by the ghost of the great Renaissance Florentine ruler Lorenzo de’ Medici (whom she had once met in the latter’s mortal lifetime).
“Good evening, your Majesty,” Lorenzo bowed to her, “I see you’re enjoying beautiful Florence in solitary peace and tranquility.”Â
“I am, Lorenzo,” she smiled at him.
And with that ancient Egypt and Renaissance Italy briefly held hands as representatives of those two great civilizations watched the Florentine sun set.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday March 28th
2020.
80 Years Ago Today- The Hindenburg Disaster
The billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was recalling where he was 80 years ago today.
Aboard the dirigible airship LZ 129 Hindenburg as it caught fire trying to dock with its mooring mass at Naval Air Station Lakehurst in Manchester Township New Jersey on May 6th, 1937.
Of the 97 people on board (36 passengers and 61 crewmen), there were 35 fatalities (13 passengers and 22 crewmen). One worker on the ground was also killed, bringing the final death toll to 36.
The vampire Set had departed aboard the Hindenburg from Frankfurt Germany on the evening of May 3rd 1937.
He was carrying a message with him from Der Fuhrer Adolf Hilter (Set was an important financial backer of Germany’s leader) to U.S. President Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
When Set arrived at Lakehurst, he would board an American Airlines flight from Lakehurst to Newark, New Jersey. He would then catch a plane from Newark to New York City and then on to Washington DC where he would meet in secret with FDR to deliver the message.
In the message, Hitler proposed an anti-Bolshevik crusade with FDR for some time a few years down the road.
Hitler would attack the USSR from the West (from Europe) and America would attack the USSR from the East (from Alaska).
In return, Hitler proposed that America take and keep Siberia (which of course was just across the Bering Strait from Alaska).
Hitler would take the rest of Russia.
However the Hindenburg caught fire as it was about to land.
Set promptly turned into a bat and flew down to safety as Herbert Morrison cried into the radio microphone for radio station WLS in Chicago, “Oh, the humanity….”
To this day, there were still debates going on about what caused the fire aboard the Hindenburg. Some said it was sabotage. Others said it was caused by an electrical spark.
Set personally believed it was sabotage.
Because once he was on the ground in Lakehurst and had resumed his human shape, the vampire who called himself Sol Invictus Set saw his arch enemy, sister and sister-in-law the Paris-based Egyptian vampiress Isis standing there.
Isis had with her by her side the Moroccan wrestler Abdul the Butcher who was her bodyguard at the time.
Abdul hit Set over the head and knocked him out.
When Set came to, Der Fuhrer’s message meant for FDR’s eyes only was gone.
How the world might have been different had that message been delivered, Set reflected.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday May 6th
2017.
Osiris and The Lost Nag Hammadi Scroll
Osiris and The Lost Nag Hammadi Scroll
The ancient Egyptian vampire Osiris was in his Rome apartment enjoying a spaghetti omelette along with a bowl of Kellog’s Rice Crispies.
He had had an eventful four years since his return to Earth from the star system of Sirius back in 2012.
His returning space ship had disintegrated (with him aboard) when a Russian nuclear sub had fired a laser death ray at it.
Fortunately for him, the famous Swiss scientist Dr. Fahrenheit Celsius had been present in a nearby row boat with a working replica model of the CERN Large Hadron Collider that was able to gather up all the disintegrated atomic and sub-atomic particles.
At Halloween 2014, he Osiris had been resurrected again after his particles were put back together again by Dr. Cadbury Rocher (Normally Dr. Rocher worked for Osiris’ evil brother and brother-in-law Set but the two had had a falling out that month over financial funding for Dr. Rocher’s beloved Pegasus Project).
When Osiris had been re-assembled that Halloween but with a certain part of his anatomy missing (the same part of his anatomy that had gone missing millennia ago when Isis had put him back together after Set had dismembered him), that led to marital problems with his wife and sister Isis.
So Isis continued to live in Paris and he Osiris moved to Rome.
Since that time, Osiris had become interested in the matter of a lost Nag Hammadi scroll.
It had apparently become separated from the other scrolls in the 12 leather bound papyrus codices that were found near the Upper Egyptian town of Nag Hammadi in 1945.
The scroll was believed to be the Gnostic Gospel of The Wedding said to recount the marriage ceremony between Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene that certain Gnostic groups believed had taken place.
Osiris had gotten in touch with a Russian Jesuit priest Father Augustus Adonais who worked in the Vatican Archives.
Father Adonais believed that the Gospel of The Wedding had wound up in the Vatican Archives shortly after Carl Jung’s death in 1961 (The Carl Gustav Jung Institute in Zurich had purchased the Gnostic Gospels of the Nag Hammadi Scrolls in 1951).
The phone rang.
Osiris wiped the spaghetti and scrambled eggs off his chin and walked over to pick up the receiver.
It was Father Augustus Adonai phoning to tell him that he had found the Gospel of The Wedding.
He had found it underneath an envelope marked Pope Pius X’s Vision of What The Future Antichrist and Future False Prophet Will Look Like.
“Anyways, your Most Exalted Ancient Egyptian Majesty,” Father Augustus Adonais spoke, “I found a passage in the Gospel of The Wedding that might interest you.”
Father Adonais read him the passage.
Apparently Simon Peter objected most vigourously to the upcoming marriage between Jesus and Mary Magdalene.
Said Peter in the Gospel, “Be it far from thee, O Lord. Verily, verily, I say unto you that if you go through with this, one of your descendants will be wearing red spider monkey fur on his head for a hairpiece.”
Osiris looked at the TV screen where Donald Trump was giving an interview and hair was falling off of his head during the interview.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday November 25th
2016.
Randall Hopkins Private Eye
Randall Hopkins Private Eye
Randall Hopkins was a Private Eye.
He had been hired by the Paris-based Egyptian Vampiress Isis to spy on the activities of Set Enterprises- the scientific research and development firm owned by the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set who was Isis’ main rival and arch-enemy.
But after trying to spy on Set Enterprises for the past 2 years, he had nothing to show for it.
Now Isis was threatening to cut him off- financially (in terms of his fees) as well as a certain part of his anatomy.
Randall Hopkins broke out in a sweat when he received this threat from Isis over the phone.
He had no desire to sing soprano in the Saint Paul’s Cathedral Choir.
Then miraculously last weekend he happened to run into Miranda Singh who was a secretary to the Executive Vice-President of Set Enterprises Mr. Watson Holmes.
He ran into Miranda Singh in a cocktail bar in central London.
He remembered she had been wearing a very attractive purple dress.
They had struck up a conversation and then the next thing Randall Hopkins could remember after taking a sip of his Newcastle Brown Ale was waking up naked in her apartment.
There lying on top of her bed in a pink silk nightgown was the lovely Miranda Singh.
“So,” she batted her eyelashes at him, “was it as good for you as it was for me?”.
Randall Hopkins could not remember a single thing that happened so all he said was “Um, yes.”
Miranda said she’d call him if anything came up in relation to Set Enterprises.
Yesterday morning he got a phone call from Miranda saying the owner and CEO of the company Set as well as Watson Holmes would be meeting with a chartered accountant in the main dining room of London’s Savoy Hotel at 6 PM tonight.
So he Randall Hopkins had rented a tuxedo suit and bow tie and after spending the night before reading Mrs. Beeton’s Guide To Etiquette and Good Manners was now sitting at a table trying to remember what fork he should use to eat his starter salad.
He sat next to the table reserved for Set, Watson Holmes and the chartered accountant.
The three came in.
Set was a very sinister looking figure- what one would expect from a 3000-year old vampire.
Watson Holmes looked like the sort of person that might have been produced if actors Basil Rathbone and Nigel Bruce had been gay and had a relationship and had been capable of producing a child together.
The chartered accountant looked like a typical chartered accountant- pinstriped trousers, dark suit, white shirt and dark framed glasses.
The accountant whose name was Ian Mandell Boring but went by his initials professionally I.M. Boring dove into his briefcase and brought out a document and read in a monotone voice all the financial earnings of Set Enterprises this past year.
When he had finished, he nudged both Set and Watson Holmes to wake them up.
Meanwhile Randall Hopkins was now on his 21st cup of coffee to keep him awake after listening to I.M. Boring’s riveting reading of the Set Enterprises financial statements.
“So,” Set asked after he had ordered a quadruple cappuccino from the waiter, “what does this mean?”.
“It means,” I.M. Boring replied in monotone, “that you’re going to have to cut $2 billion somewhere in Set Enterprises’ expenditures.”
“I see,” Set downed the quadruple cappuccino in one gulp.
Hm. Set Enterprises needed to cut $2 billion somewhere, Randall Hopkins thought to himself.
He better find a phone booth to telephone the Egyptian Vampiress Isis the news.
For his own smart phone battery had died of boredom after listening to the chartered accountant’s spiel.
-To be continued.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday October 17th
2014.
Dracul Van Helsing 
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