The Kraken Na₱oleon VI and Medusa On A Na₱oleonic Anniversary

December 2, 2022 at 8:50 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

  • Medusa the former Gorgon standing among some Grecian ₱illars in ₱aris
  • It was on this day December 2nd back in 18O4 that Na₱oleon Bona₱arte crowned himself Em₱eror of France.
  • The Kraken who called himself Na₱oleon VI (and was the leader of the French Aquarian Age Bona₱artist ₱arty) decided to celebrate the occasion by re-enacting the coronation ceremony at a faux Grecian tem₱le located in an art gallery in ₱aris.
  • Notre Dame Cathedral in ₱aris (where the original coronation of Em₱eror Na₱oleon I had taken ₱lace) was still unavailable as a result of the A₱ril 2O19 fire and was still in the ₱rocess of being turned into a hideous Disneyland version of a tem₱le to Secular Humanism as envisioned by Antichrist French ₱resident Emmanuel Macron.
  • ₱laying the role of the Em₱ress Jose₱hine was the Kraken Na₱oleon VI’s wife Medusa the former Gorgon.
  • Medusa’s head and body had been located by the Set Enter₱rises Archaeology Unit back in the mid-2O1Os.
  • Set Enter₱rises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher had reattached Medusa’s head to her body and brought the Gorgon back to life.
  • Dr. Cadbury Rocher used his ₱ersonally invented robotic barber Edward Scissorhands II to give Medusa a haircut ridding her of her snaky ser₱entine hair thus making her a former Gorgon.
  • Medusa eventually married the Kraken who called himself Na₱oleon VI and saw himself as the successor to the Em₱eror Na₱oleon I (the ex-Cor₱oral Na₱oleon Bona₱arte) and the Em₱eror Na₱oleon III (the former ₱rince Louis-Na₱oleon Bona₱arte the first ₱resident of France).
  • The coronation ceremony was overseen by an atheistic Jewish Rastafarian from Australia.
  • Uncle Ernie, as the Coronation Ceremony Justice of the ₱eace and High ₱riest/High ₱riestess called himself, had been ₱laying the role of Cumelita on stage in Melbourne one moment and the next he was ₱lacing a crown on the head of the Kraken in ₱aris before the Kraken grabbed the Crown with one of his 8 arms and crowned himself Em₱eror.
  • But such la₱ses in both consciousness and time had ha₱₱ened to Uncle Ernie before given his extensive use of hallucinogenic and ₱sychedelic drugs (although he never did get around to writing his Master’s Thesis on the work of Timothy Leary. He had even forgotten which university he had a₱₱lied to get into the Master’s In ₱sychology ₱rogram).
  • After the coronation, a huge ₱arty with ₱lenty of caviar and hallucinogenics ensued.
  • The Kraken then flew to Moscow where he was ho₱ing to negotiate a Christmas truce between Russia and Ukraine to tem₱orarily sto₱ the war and the fighting during the Christmas season.
  • A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter
  • written by Christo₱her
  • Friday December 2nd
  • 2O22.

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  • The 2019 Burning of Notre Dame In Paris: How It Was A Portent For Humanity’s Future

    September 27, 2021 at 11:07 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Religion, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

    Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds was the Vicar of St. Genevieve’s Anglo-Catholic Parish Church in West London, a former Vicar of St. Swithin’s By The Floodwaters near the Cotswolds town of Tewkesbury and one of the Church of England’s leading exorcists.

    Tonight he’d be delivering a sermon at the St. Genevieve’s Monday Night Evensong Prayer Service entitled The 2019 Burning of Notre Dame In Paris: How It Was A Portent For Humanity’s Future.

    Concert pianist, musician and singer Amadeus Emanon (who was a member of the St. Genevieve’s Church Congregation) decided to attend.

    So too did his friend British MP Renfield R. Renfield.

    Renfield was currently in hot water with many of the ministries in the British government.

    This past Friday evening Renfield and a couple of vampiress acquiantances of his (Ho Babylon Minh and Mei-ling Manchu) had pushed Neo-Vichy Paris policemen to their deaths from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

    Thus angering Paris police authorities.

    Ho Babylon Minh at Renfield’s suggestion had recently taken Hunter Biden’s tiny testicles hostage pissing off the Biden White House.

    Mei-ling Manchu at Renfield’s suggestion had recently taken Xi Jinping’s tiny testicles hostage pissing off the CCP Supreme Leadership in Beijing.

    Of course those actions had finally led to a plea bargain between the U.S. Department of Justice and Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou leading to the release of the Two Michaels (Canadian citizens Michael Kovrig and Michael Spavor) after spending over 1000 days in solitary confinement in Chinese prisons on trumped-up espionage charges in retaliation for Meng Wanzhou’s arrest at Vancouver International Airport.

    Australia was also pissed off with Renfield since ASIO (the Australian Security Intelligence Organization) knew but had been unable to prove that Renfield was smuggling arms to Australian freedom fighters fighting the pro-NWO (New World Order) Police Forces in the Australian states of New South Wales, Victoria and South Australia.

    The Italian government was pissed off at Renfield since Renfield in a speech to the Tewkesbury Italian Restaurateurs’ Association this past Saturday had called for the overthrow of the Italian government.

    Renfield had also pissed off Pope Francis and the Vatican by claiming that Francis was a satanic antipope.

    Renfield was also in hot water with the French government after having provided a French assailant with the Cockatrice egg that had crowned Emmanuel Macron on the head at a food trade fair in Lyon today.

    Macron was hit with the Cockatrice egg as a choir of English song birds sang those Easter hymn lyrics, “And crown him, crown him, crown him, and crown him lord of all.”

    “Un oeuf! Enough!” Macron cried after being hit by the egg.

    Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds noted in his sermon:

    “Who can forget the burning spire atop Notre Dame Cathedral as it fell?
    The Gallic Rooster has been a symbol of France since early medieval times and the Gallic Rooster was atop that spire. Within that rooster were three relics: a relic of St. Denis, a relic of St. Genevieve and a thorn from Christ’s Crown of Thorns (found by Saint Helena the mother of the Roman Emperor Constantine). When the burning spire collapsed, it inverted itself so that it was pointed straight down like an arrow plunging into the Earth.

    When it came down, it plunged straight into the wooden Novus Ordo Communion table destroying it.

    The rooster survived battered but with the relics intact.

    The Tridentine altar behind the Novus Ordo Communion table survived with its Pieta (statue of the Virgin Mary holding the crucified Christ’s body) and the medieval Cross behind it intact.

    Nor is it lost on us that this disaster (of April 15th 2019) came on Monday of Holy Week the day after Palm Sunday.

    The Gospel readings for that day relate to Christ cursing the fig tree because it refused to produce fruit much like the Novus Ordo Mass has since its inception.

    In the parable of the fig tree we learn that Israel is cursed because it stopped producing fruit.

    And now through the portents of Notre Dame, the Novus Ordo Church is cursed because of a lack of fruit.

    Within 6 months of the burning of Notre Dame, the “abomination of desolation” (statues of Pachamama the fiery red dragon woman worshipped as the earth mother goddess by the Incas) stands in the “holy place” (besides the high altar of Saint Peter’s Basilica).

    Within six months after that, a pandemic is declared.

    From a virus called corona meaning “crown”.

    And the unique feature of this virus is little spikes sticking out of it.

    Spikes that resemble a thorn such as can be found in a crown of thorns.

    Spikes that also resemble spikes that are driven through a crucified man’s hands and feet.

    The CDC’s own statistics show that this virus does have a high recovery rate.

    For those who experience the worst from this virus, blood fills the lungs and they die.

    Much like what happens when one dies from being crucified.

    Our materialistic world however has yet to put two and two together.”

    -Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Monday September 27th

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    Liaison At The Palais Garnier

    May 20, 2021 at 10:15 pm (Culture, Detective story, Folklore, History, Mystery, Romance, Short Story, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

    Sitting alongside her friend Estelle in her opera box at the Palais Garnier Opera House in Paris, Nicole read a message that had been delivered to her.

    It was a May evening in Paris in the year 1889.

    And the 1888-1889 season of the Palais Garnier Paris Opera Company was coming to an end.

    The season had begun in September with Verdi’s Aida.

    And was coming to an end this May with Mozart’s Don Giovanni.

    Nicole and Estelle had thoroughly enjoyed Act I of tonight’s opera.

    During intermission there was one man who kept his eyes on Nicole the whole time they were in the lobby.

    Returning to their box minutes before Act 2 was to begin, they discussed the excitement surrounding this particular night at the opera.

    Aside from the usual rumours surrounding the possible appearance of Erik the Phantom of the Opera, there were other rumours surrounding tonight’s performance.

    It was rumoured that Queen Victoria’s eldest son Edward Prince of Wales (who would be the future King Edward VII of Britain) would be attending tonight’s performance incognito under the name Monsieur Claude Adonais.

    Various opera goers cast their glances around the seats on the floor and in the opera boxes to see if Monsieur Claude Adonais (aka Edward Prince of Wales) was there.

    Just minutes before Act 2 of Don Giovanni was to begin, Nicole received a note.

    “What does the note say?” Estelle asked excitedly.

    “It says,” Nicole read the note aloud, “My dearest and fairest Mademoiselle, do I have permission to enter your box before tonight’s performance is finished?” And it’s signed Claude Adonais. Then in brackets it says Edward Prince of Wales.”

    “The cheek of him,” Estelle shook her head, “Asking to enter your box.”

    “I do believe he’s talking about my opera box,” Nicole replied.

    “You never know with Edward Prince of Wales,” Estelle noted, “He has quite the reputation.”

    Nicole sent a note back.

    “What did you say?” Estelle asked.

    “I said Oui,” Nicole answered.

    “Oh, Nicole,” Estelle sighed.

    Just as the scene where Don Giovanni encounters the statue of the slain dead Commendatore (whose daughter Don Giovanni had sexually violated and the Commendatore had died in a sword fight against Don Giovanni defending his daughter’s honour) unfolds, Monsieur Claude Adonais (aka Edward Prince of Wales) entered Nicole’s box (her opera box that is).

    “Would you care to come to my hotel room after dinner?” Monsieur Claude Adonais asked, “We’ll have wine, a midnight snack and a most scrumptuous shish kebab of a sword for your dessert.”

    Just as on stage the statue of the Commendatore dragged Don Giovanni down to Hell, so too Erik the Phantom of the Opera arrived on his chandelier, grabbed the Prince of Wales and carried him down to the subterranean lake below the Palais Grenier Opera House.

    Just as the Phantom was about to drag the Prince of Wales below the depths of the lake, London’s famous consulting detective Sherlock Holmes arrived on the scene.

    “Your Highness,” Holmes explained, “Your mother the Queen hired me to look out for you. After she heard you were traveling incognito to Paris sans Alexandra your wife, she figured something like this would happen.”

    Holmes ripped off the Phantom’s mask.

    Erik with a loud cry vanished beneath the waters of the lake.

    Holmes then turned to Edward Prince of Wales (under his incognito nom-de-plume Monsieur Claude Adonais), “And as for you, your naughty Royal Highness, your mother has booked a three hour session with my twin sister Sherrielock Holmes for you.”

    Edward turned pale, “But isn’t your sister a dominatrix?”.

    “She is, your Highness,” Holmes nodded, “And you’ve had it coming.”

    Meanwhile Nicole and Estelle sat in a small cafe on the Champs-Elysees.

    Nicole opened up a box of chocolates (that had been given her by Edward Prince of Wales Monsieur Claude Adonais) and said, “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get.”

    -A short story
    vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Thursday May 20th

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    Andrea Angelicus: Another Time, Another Place

    May 8, 2021 at 10:32 pm (Art, Culture, Film, History, Mystery, Poetry, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

    Andrea Angelicus: Modeling for an artist

    Andrea Angelicus in another time, another place
    Not the Coviet Union laden world of 2021
    But Paris in the year 1948
    She was in an artist’s studio
    Modeling for an artist

    “What will you call this piece, Klaus?”
    Andrea asked.
    “Klaus?” The artist looked surprised.
    “I doubt very much your name is actually Henri,”
    Andrea noted,
    “Like the first name in your artist’s signature
    On your paintings suggest.
    For you have a German accent
    Not a French one.”

    “I am not a Nazi,” Klaus (aka Henri) stated emphatically.
    “I never said you were,” Andrea waved her FDR style cigarette holder
    holding her smokeless cigarette as if it were a magic wand.
    “But these days most people think that,” Klaus sighed.

    “I ask again, Klaus,” Andrea gave the impression of dropping cigarette ash on the floor, “What will you call this piece?”.
    “The Woman of Midnight,” Klaus answered.
    “Intriguing name,” Andrea smiled.
    “Thank you,” Klaus put the finishing touches on his painting.

    Klaus then signed his nom-de-plume signature to the painting
    And asked,
    “Tell me, Miss Andrea Angelicus, do you have any names besides Andrea Angelicus?”.
    “I’ve been called the Phoenix Woman,” Andrea answered.
    “Intriguing name,” Klaus smiled,
    “Do you rise from your own ashes?”.
    Andrea stepped into her circle of non-existent cigarette ash
    and vanished.

    Klaus looked
    And noticed she was gone.
    He felt his heart pounding in his chest
    and slumped to the floor.

    Klaus Grau was dead
    But Henri Gris
    would live on
    through his paintings.

    -A narrative poem
    and vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Saturday May 8th

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    Fire At Nantes

    July 19, 2020 at 10:30 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

    London private eye Agathor Christie (a former British Conservative MP) had been hired by the Kraken Napoleon VI the leader of the Aquarian Age Bonapartist Party to determine if yesterday’s fire at the Cathedral of Saint-Pierre-et-Saint-Paul in Nantes was deliberately set.

    “What are you doing hiring an English private eye to investigate this?” The Kraken’s wife Medusa (the ex-Gorgon) asked him, “Don’t you think that French police authorities will be able to get to the bottom of the matter?”.

    The Kraken (who had spent the weekend binge watching Peter Sellers Inspector Clouseau Pink Panther movies) answered in the negative.

    Christie (who was the great-nephew by marriage of the famous mystery writer Agatha Christie) spent some time researching the background of Nantes Cathedral.

    Construction began on the cathedral in 1434 and took 457 years to complete finally being finished in 1891.

    Christie found out from talking to Sherrielock Holmes (the quite literally immortal London dominatrix who was the lesser known twin sister of world famous consulting detective Sherlock Holmes) that her brother had attended the official dedication of the cathedral upon its completion in 1891.

    When he returned to London from Paris, Sherlock had told Sherrielock that while in the cathedral he had run into his imaginary talking bear friend Doctor Clawson whom he had not seen in 21 years.

    The last time Sherlock had seen Doctor Clawson was when the young Sherlock had lost his virginity at age 16 years in the Scottish Highlands valley of Glencoe.

    Sherrielock thought her brother had once again been resorting to the seven per cent solution of cocaine.

    As Agathor Christie helped himself to a bag of Mr. Christie Cookies (a popular Canadian brand of cookies), he decided to rent the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s dirigible airship and fly over to Nantes France that way rather than visiting an airport in these virus prone times.

    . . .

    Set Enterprises’ Dr. Cadbury Rocher had received a mysterious email telling him that the basilisk Basilisk Wrathsbone (a basilisk that he had genetically created) who had been slain in the Libyan desert and later cooked in Chef Gordon Ramsey’s Hell’s Kitchen in London had been raised from the dead by Set’s nephew Horus who used an ancient Egyptian spell to accomplish the feat.

    . . .

    The Byzantine vampiress Theodora was shocked when she heard the news that there had been a fire caused by possible arson at the Cathedral of Saint-Pierre-et-Saint-Paul in Nantes.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Sunday July 19th

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    Nantes Cathedral Fire In The Time of The Blessed, Holy and Eternal Virus

    July 18, 2020 at 10:51 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

    British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading a dossier about the various fires and explosions that had been happening in Iran the past couple of weeks.

    Missile factories, nuclear facilities, power plants and industrial factories had all been hit.

    A couple of days ago, Yossi Cohen the head of Mossad had all but admitted that Israel was responsible.

    Of course most people in the Western world would not know about this because as the astute commentator Frank Walker pointed out, “All you hear about in the news these days is news about the Blessed, Holy and Eternal Virus.”

    Frank Walker was being sarcastic when he said this.

    But of course it was an accurate description of the current obsession of the modern world.

    Back in 1966, TIME Magazine had a famous cover story that posed the question IS GOD DEAD?

    Of course the way the late 1960s and the subsequent decade of the 1970s evolved, God was indeed dead.

    At least as far as the western world was concerned.

    Other things concerned the world the next few decades.

    Sex, movies, a war here, a war there, an ethnic cleansing here, an ethnic cleansing there, a wall coming down, a wall being built, the Internet, Pokemon, various world leaders coming and going.

    And finally after years of various parts of the world being obsessed by different things, the world was finally coming together as one in one common obsession- the Blessed, Holy and Eternal Virus.

    Who knew with the emergence of the New Age Movement in the early 1980s that the New Age Maitreya Messianic figure would turn out to be a virus?

    Could John Lennon have possibly Imagined it?

    “Imagine all the people… wearing face masks…”

    Imagine Dr. Anthony Fauci emerging as the Prophet of the New Age.

    Sir James George Frazer would have positively sawed the Golden Bough underneath himself sending himself plunging to his death as he saw his anthropological theory of evolution moving from magic to religion to science all blown to shreds as people bowed and covered themselves in obeisance to the Blessed, Holy and Eternal Virus and Dr. Anthony Fauci is its prophet.

    There was a 7.0 earthquake that rattled Papua New Guinea yesterday and a tsunami warning issued.

    But one wouldn’t know that, Renfield reflected, because the news media across the world spent their newscasts yapping about the Blessed, Holy and Eternal Virus.

    “Experts” would come on yapping about the Blessed, Holy and Eternal Virus.

    One “expert” would be followed by another “expert” that would totally contradict what the previous expert had just said.

    And then were “experts” who totally contradicted what they themselves had said just the week before.

    Bloggers wrote blog posts telling us that our governments, leaders and “experts” only want what’s best for us.

    I wonder what variety of crack they’ve been smoking, Renfield thought to himself.

    Senility prone Joe Biden had released an Independence Day message that had basically been plagiarized from Karl Marx’s 1848 Communist Manifesto with some of the philosophy to be found in the writings of Aleister Crowley thrown in for good measure.

    The New York Times, The Washington Post, CNN, MSNBC, NBC, ABC and CBS didn’t note that, Renfield reflected, because Marxism and Crowleyism was probably right up or maybe left up their alleys anyways.

    And they could instead promote mantras to the Blessed, Holy and Eternal Virus (Mantras such as “Stay Home, Stay Safe” and “We’re All In This Together” – the latter mantra also being true of a bunch of frogs in the same pot of slowly heat accelerating and slowly boiling water).

    The Cathedral of Saint Peter et Saint Paul in Nantes, France burning on fire as a result of arson today not mentioned in most of the western news media.

    Again because of 24/7 news coverage of the Blessed, Holy and Eternal Virus.

    With the latest long winded exposition of the Blessed, Holy and Eternal Virus’ Secrets and Mysteries being explained and expostulated by the members of the Priesthood of “Experts” appearing on the show.

    One thing about appearing on TV wearing a face mask, Renfield thought, nobody will be able to judge from your facial expression that you don’t know what the Hell you’re talking about.

    Nantes Cathedral burns?

    Christ is so yesterday (Definitely not today and forever).

    Only the Blessed, Holy and Eternal Virus is forever.

    When World War III happens, no one will know
    because it’s all the Blessed, Holy and Eternal Virus show.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Saturday July 18th

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    Notre Dame In Paris To Be Restored With Original Gothic Style Spire

    July 11, 2020 at 10:18 pm (Art, Culture, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

    The spire of Notre Dame Cathedral which was destroyed in a fire in April of 2019 will be restored according to the original Gothic design French President Emmanuel Macron announced a couple of days ago.

    Macron had originally said after the fire that he was in favour of a “contemporary gesture”.

    However the French President wanted the restoration to be completed by 2024 when Paris is hosting the Olympics for that year (assuming of course that most of humanity hasn’t died off from the Covid-19 virus or died off from massive carbon dioxide poisoning after having worn face masks 24 hours a day in the last idiotic decree of the WHO and numerous politicians around the world).

    The process of designing a contemporary modern spire with an international competition for architects of no doubt exceedingly bad taste would have caused unnecessary delays.

    France’s National Heritage and Architecture Commission thus recommended going with a spire in the original Gothic design.

    The Cathedral’s first spire was built in the 13th Century but due to extensive damage it had to be removed in the late 18th Century.

    Its replacement, designed in the Gothic style by architect Eugene Violett-le-Duc, was built in the mid-19th Century.

    Jean-Louis Georgelin (the French Army General put in charge of the reconstruction effort) wanted a modern or maybe even a post-modern alternative to replace Violett-le-Duc’s Gothic design.

    Architects from around the world submitted designs including one design with a rooftop pool and another with a giant park and greenhouse on the roof.

    Australia’s notorious Uncle Ernie had even submitted an architectural design that showed a giant male phallus surrounded by pancakes.

    It was mercifully lost in the mail.

    The cathedral’s chief architect Philippe Villeneuve consistently spoke out in favour of a faithful restoration of the previous 19th Century Gothic style design.

    This upset Gen. Georgelin and in a heated exchange at a meeting of the French National Assembly’s Cultural Affairs Committee last November, the General told Monsieur Villeneuve to shut his mouth.

    Seconds later, Gen. Georgelin had a Devonshire Cheese cream pie thrown in his face by an invisible entity.

    Although a few Harvey Wallbanger imbibing members of the committee swore it was a 6 foot 8 tall bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears who did the deed.

    Esmeralda and her pet goat Djali look on in horror at some of the proposed designs for Notre Dame’s spire.

    -A vampire novel written by Christopher
    Saturday July 11th 2020.

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    The Inspector and The Baker’s Daughter

    May 6, 2020 at 11:23 pm (Arts, Detective story, Geopolitics and International Relations, Gothic, International Intrigue, Literature, Mystery, News, Poetry, Spy Tales, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

    The Inspector and The Baker’s Daughter

    “Are you looking for something, Inspector?” The girl asked him.

    A day began like any other for the Inspector
    Yet no ordinary day 
    These are no ordinary times
    Covid-19 pandemic in world.

    2 days ago police in Beijing
    arrested a professor 
    Chen Zhaozhi 
    Former professor at the Beijing University of Science and Technology 
    for calling Covid-19 
    The Chinese Communist Party Virus

    But Beijing’s arrest did not concern the French police detective 
    What concerned the Paris police detective was a matter that concerned
    The Paris Grand Orient Lodge
    For British MP Renfield R. Renfield
    had sent a confidential report today 
    to a French and European politician
    The Kraken who called himself Napoleon VI
    The leader of the French Aquarian Age Bonapartist Party 

    French President Macron had ordered surveillance of the Kraken’s
    emails and text messages
    And today Renfield had sent the Kraken 
    a confidential report 
    which was said to be from Five Eyes
    The joint intelligence service of the U.S., Canada, Australia, New Zealand and the United Kingdom
    The report claimed that the Covid-19 virus
    Was indeed a virus that had accidentally escaped from the Wuhan Institute of Virology

    At an emergency meeting of the Grand Orient Lodge
    Isis, Osiris and Horus 
    demanded to know 
    whether the Renfield report 
    was an actual copy of a Five Eyes 
    Intelligence Report 
    or whether the whole report was a 
    piece of Renfieldian disinformation
    designed to prevent Emmanuel Macron 
    from ordering take out deliveries of Chinese food in Paris

    A person that the Paris Police Inspector 
    thought might know
    was Marmalade Montague
    a baker and a man 
    from whom the Kraken bought 
    his croissant rolls and Chinese hot steamed buns 

    The Paris inspector himself used to buy his cinnamon buns from Marmalade Montague
    Montague had recently been thrown out of his bakery 
    for lack of payment of rent
    due to decline in business 
    during the Paris Covid-19 lockdown 
    However the inspector decided to visit Montague’s apartment 
    Perhaps the baker still lived there
    As the building’s landlord had died 
    from the Covid-19 virus and his estate was still up in the air

    The Inspector entered the apartment
    As he passed by the kitchen, he noticed hot cinnamon buns lying on the counter
    So the inspector stopped and ate one
    He ended up eating all 6 dozen.

    The Inspector received a text message on his smart phone 
    saying that Marmalade Montague kept poison in his bathroom medicine cabinet.
    He went to check out the medicine cabinet 
    The bathroom door was still open 
    And that’s when the Inspector noticed Marmalade Montague’s lovely daughter Irene
    sitting in a chair 
    in a corner of the living room 

    “Are you looking for something, Inspector?” The girl asked him.

    “I was told your father kept poison in his medicine cabinet,” the inspector replied.
    “He did but it’s no longer there,” Irene told him.
    “Where is it?” The inspector asked.
    “I added it to my dad’s recipe for his famous cinnamon buns that I left on the kitchen counter,” Irene answered.

    The Inspector never did show up to that evening’s non-social distancing meeting of the Grand Orient Lodge.
    A copy of Edgar Allan Poe’s short story Murders In The Rue Morgue was sent to the meeting
    with a notation on the page 
    before the title page 
    that this was where the Inspector was to be found.

    -A narrative poem
    and vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Wednesday May 6th

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    Origins of May The Fourth

    May 4, 2020 at 10:00 pm (Entertainment, Film, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Movies, Mystery, News, Science-Fiction, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

    Origins of May The Fourth

    Back in the mid-1970s as George Lucas was holding auditions for the voice of Darth Vader for his upcoming Star Wars motion picture, among those auditioning for the voice role were writer and actor Truman Capote.

    This was the line all audition participants were to speak when auditioning for the Darth Vader voice role, “May the Force be with you.”

    Then it came Truman Capote’s turn to audition.

    Truman Capote (speaking with his usual fruity lisp): May the fourth be with you.

    Thinking that for a galactic villain whose voice was supposed to send chills down audience spines and make their blood run cold, the makers of Star Wars settled for the deep baritone voice of James Earl Jones instead.

    However back in the early 2000s, an Australian with the popular nickname of Uncle Ernie found the Truman Capote audition video tape in an old Star Wars lunch box he found in some old cupboards in his backyard unregulated and illegal pharmaceutical manufacturing lab.

    And a legend was born.

    Since that time, May the Fourth became known as International Star Wars Day.

    As May the Force Be With You became Truman Capote’s immortal May the Fourth Be With You.

    . . .

    “Beam me up, Scotty,” William Shatner spoke to his AI automated dispenser of his favourite brand of toilet paper as he sat on his starship throne.

    . . .

    Meanwhile in the catacombs of Paris, Marmalade Montague the eccentric former baker who had recently proclaimed himself Court Scientist to the Court of Louis Quatorze overheard a plot by a group of Grand Orient Lodge Freemasons to turn Notre Dame Cathedral into a New Age Freemasonic Temple.

    Said the Grand Orient Lodge master, “I’ve been told by the Divine Falcon Headed Human Body Hybrid Horus himself that a world altering miracle will happen this coming May 14th.”

    “That’s the same day Pope Francis told all the religions of the world to pray together isn’t it?” the Lodge secretary inquired.

    “It is,” the Grand Orient Lodge master answered.

    Marmalade Montague decided he better exit the catacombs before his presence was noted.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Monday May 4th 

    The Greek goddess Aphrodite pointing downwards at a snake slithering along the floor of one of the Vatican Museum halls.

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    Cernunnos’ One Man Paris Stag Party and A Renfield Livestream Podcast

    April 26, 2020 at 10:42 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

    Cernunnos’ One Man Paris Stag Party and A Renfield Livestream Podcast

    Cernunnos the Celtic stag god was walking the streets of Paris carrying his crossbow and poisoned arrows.

    He was approached on one of the empty Paris streets by a gendarme who barked at him, “I want to see your papers.”

    This sentence so reminiscent of the old Third Reich and the old USSR was heard a lot on the streets of what had previously passed for the world’s democracies these days.

    Cernunnos raised his crossbow and shot an arrow.

    “Merde,” was the Paris gendarme’s last word before he died.

    The Celtic stag god then went to look at the River Seine.

    It seemed to be much clearer and more fish in it ever since the lockdown occurred.

    Cernunnos looked to the other side of the River Seine and noticed the Greek nature god Pan walking on its banks.

    He had been dead for several centuries and now he was back.

    Cernunnos went back and listened to a podcast in the Paris apartment he had recently commandeered by slaying its owner.

    On it was British MP Renfield R. Renfield who said it was the Industrial Revolution that had ultimately led to the world’s pollution and environmental degradation.

    In the post pandemic world, Renfield suggested going back to a more pre-industrial revolution rural society where a lot of products were grown and made locally.

    This would help employment locally plus the food produced would be fresher and also free of all the crap that a lot of major global food conglomerates put in the food they sold.

    Renfield suggested avoiding being ruled by a centralized global world government that was being advocated by Communist eugenicists like Pope Francis, Bill and Melinda Gates, the WHO and the United Nations.

    Renfield quoted the late U.S. President Ronald Reagan who once said, “There’s no more terrifying words in the English language than someone saying, “Hi, I’m from the government and I’m here to help.” ‘

    Renfield pointed out how helpful the PRC government in Beijing was when they ignored the words of a Wuhan opthalmologist and denied a problem even existed.

    Or how the governments of the world did not end travel to and from China at the start of mounting reports of an epidemic with the exception of the usually moronic Donald Trump.

    How governments screw up, Renfield said, can be seen on the question of face masks.

    Even though the WHO itself said there’s no evidence that face masks stop transmission of the Coronavirus, Renfield noted, “California’s neo-Stalinist governor Gavin Newsom is having people arrested for not wearing face masks. When all this is over, the people of California should revoke Gov. Newsom’s March 2019 moratorium on capital punishment and celebrate the occasion by having Gov. Newsom shot by firing squad. Just like Norwegians revoked their past tradition of long anti-capital punishment laws temporarily after World War II just so they could have the pleasure of shooting Quisling by firing squad.”

    “I like this guy,” Cernunnos took a swig of Jägermeister and continued to watch Renfield’s livestream.

    “So seeing as how we see governments are constantly screwing up at the local, regional and national levels, what makes you think a world government will be less susceptible to major screw-ups?” Renfield took a swig of whisky, “The bigger the government, the bigger the screw-ups. Smile my friends. The days of fossil fuels are over. This can be seen by the fact the Rockefellers are moving out of Standard Oil. They’ve obviously received insider information that a more environmentally friendly energy source is now on its way. My former boss the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set moved all his money out of oil industry investments at the start of this year. We don’t need a global Communist One World government ending the fossil fuels industry for us. It’s going to happen anyways. Tell Bill Gates where he can shove his 666 Mark of The Beast vaccine. In fact, if you get the opportunity, shove it in that place on Bill Gates’ own person. Then take pictures with your smart phone. When you see the highly unusual multitude of colours suddenly appearing on Bill Gates’ buttocks, then get down on your knees and thank God you didn’t take Bill and Melinda Gates’ 666 Mark of the Beast vaccine. Thank you for listening, ladies and gentlemen. And God bless the alcohol distillery industry.”

    Renfield slides off his chair on to the floor as credits are shown on the livestream and the melody of Sir Edward Elgar’s Land of Hope and Glory is played.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Sunday April 26th

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