Andrea Angelicus
Andrea Angelicus sitting in the back yard of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s colossal West London Estate.
Dracul Van Helsing saw the vision as he entered the backyard gardens of the Set Manor Estates.
He had received a phone call last night from Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol.
There was apparently a woman travelling all across Europe not wearing a mask (much to the chagrin of Neo-Bolshevik Communist authorities and Neo-Fascist authorities everywhere).
She would appear and then vanish (literally).
She’d show up in various countries with no record of her having passed border patrols.
Cardinal Gianfranco Ravasi the President of the Pontifical Council For Culture wondered if the woman had been vaccinated.
He only wondered for a moment and then returned to his present study of wondering whether the woman with the rodent tail who appeared in David Bowie’s last music video Lazarus was a Jungian collective unconscious predictive archetype of what the women in the post-Covid new reality will look like.
Ravasi had been influenced by both David Bowie and Aleister Crowley in his personal thought and philosophy.
That’s why his Pontifical Council For Culture was one of the sponsors of the Mind, Soul and Body Virtual Health Conference going on at the Vatican this week where such non-luminaries as Dr. Anthony Fauci (who might best be described as the Coronavirus on steroids) and Chelsea Clinton (the Church of Satan member and daughter of a disgraced former U.S. President and a warmongering former U.S. Secretary of State) were among the leading dignitaries and speakers at the Conference.
Whitstable said that the talk among gypsies throughout Europe (with whom Whitstable kept in constant contact) was that this Andrea Angelicus was known to them as the Phoenix Woman.
Saying there are legends of her having been born from the ashes of a Phoenix.
Anyhow Whitstable was wanting to make contact with the Phoenix Woman and one of his gypsy informants said that she would meet with a friend of Whitstable but not Whitstable personally.
She was wanting no contact with representatives of international organizations.
Whitstable had phoned his friend Van Helsing and Van Helsing had agreed to meet her.
“Andrea Angelicus I presume?” Van Helsing addressed the woman.
The woman in the elegant white gown turned and looked at Van Helsing and smiled, “I am. You are Van Helsing I presume?”.
“I am,” the vampire hunter nodded, “Dracul Van Helsing.”
“This is a very beautiful piece of luminous purple, white and blue crystals that Mr. Set has on this table,” Andrea Angelicus pointed.
“It is,” Van Helsing agreed, “From those days in the late 1980s when he was going through his Shirley MacLaine, J.Z. Knight and Ramtha phase. A phase that mercifully did not last long. It ended after his sister and sister-in-law the Paris based Egyptian vampiress Isis quite literally dropped a ton of bricks on his head. Athelstan his butler and valet said that he had never seen a chimney and fireplace put to better use.”
“I would like you to accompany me to another garden,” Andrea Angelicus stood up.
“Another garden?” Van Helsing was curious.
“Yes, a drive in the country,” Andrea Angelicus smiled, “To an English country garden.”
“And what pray tell shall we find in that English country garden?” Van Helsing asked.
An English country garden where the sounds of La Marseillaise could be heard playing on the estate manor piano but not the sounds of Tchaikovsky’s War of 1812 Overture.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday May 6th
2021.
The New Wicked Witch of The West
Cackling hysterically and looking every inch the green faced looking Margaret Hamilton Wicked Witch of the West from the Wizard of Oz film (a slight allergic reaction to the DeathVaxx vaccine that WHO health officials assured her would go away), Nancy Pelosi flew in on her broomstick to Congress to oversee House impeachment hearings against President Donald Trump.
“Nancy, I had no idea you flew a broom to work,” New York Sen. Chuck Schumer remarked as he exited his limousine with six very kosher looking Playboy bunnies and an appearance that suggested not much social distancing had gone on in that limo.
“Of course I do, you ninny,” Pelosi padlocked her broomstick to an ABSOLUTELY NO PARKING sign, “I’m a witch.”
“I didn’t know that,” Schumer commented as he pulled up his zipper, “Life is full of surprises but thanks to the Dominion voting machines, elections will no longer be.”
The six kosher looking Playboy bunnies headed off in search of a kosher deli where they could buy themselves jars of large pickles as all six women were tired of looking at the infinitesimally small and tiny pickle they had been forced to endure throughout the entire morning commute.
“Six kosher Playboy bunnies 3 times a week,” Schumer smiled, “That adds up to 666 you know.”
Schumer’s reasoning might amount to some arcane form of kabbalistic gematria because in terms of pure ordinary mathematics, the numbers just didn’t add up.
But maybe with a little help from Dominion voting machines, they did.
Pelosi went to her office, then her closet (where she had safely locked away her idol statue of Hecate the Greek goddess of witchcraft to protect it during last week’s staged Capitol Hill siege something alas she had forgotten to do with her laptop), took out the Hecate idol and placed it in an alcove in her office.
She then turned the lights out and lit candles in front of the Hecate idol (who was depicted in her crone hag form as that was the one that most perfectly resembled Pelosi’s own self) and paid obeisance to it.
After reading the latest piece of Marxist sodomite drivel to come from the lips of Jorge Mario Bergoglio (known to the world as Pope Francis), she then made the Upside Down Sign of The Cross and headed off to the House chambers to begin the proceedings on impeaching Donald Trump for a 2nd time.
. . .
As nighttime settled over Washington DC, the vampire Lev Tomi (whom the fallen angel Mephistopheles possessed Joe Biden had named to his staff of Chiefs of Armed Services) supervised the U.S. National Guard who were preparing for the Biden inauguration this coming January 20th.
During his mortal life, the vampire Lev Tomi had been the Russian Bolshevik Leon Trotsky.
. . .
Meanwhile in Rome Italy, the Italian national government under Communist Giuseppe Conte was in danger of collapse.
Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol was in Rome because he had received reports that the actual Greek god Poseidon was cavorting and splashing around in the famous Fountain of Trevi claiming that he had found more than 3 coins.
As Whitstable walked the streets of Rome, he was surprised to see a giant elk wandering the streets of Rome.
A giant elk that cast a giant shadow in the light and even more mysteriously a giant shadow in the dark.
“In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie,” went through Whitstable’s mind.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday January 13th
2020.
Mephistopheles Leaves Joe Biden’s Body Temporarily For Secret Meeting With Kamala Harris
“Those who are adherents, followers and disciples of the united Deutero-Nazi Fourth Reich/USSR 2.0 New World Order One World Government (aka the Great Reset) now being imposed upon the world are easy to spot. They’re the ones wearing masks.”
-British MP Renfield R. Renfield
Renfield was finishing up his podcast by mentioning a news story about a disabled U.S. war vet who was beat up by people wearing masks in a shopping mall because he refused to wear a mask saying he “wasn’t disabled fighting for freedom in order to return home and be told that he didn’t have the freedom to breathe freely.”
After being beaten, he was then thrown to the ground and arrested by Deutero-Nazi stormtrooper mall security guards.
“What is the difference between these mask wearing thugs and stormtroopers and the terrorists of Leon Trotsky’s Bolshevik Red Army and Adolf Hitler’s Brown Shirts, SS and Gestapo?” Renfield asked and then answered, “Absolutely nothing.”
Renfield then noted that over 30 odd years of Star Wars films had wholeheartedly failed to clue in “the stupidest generation ever.”
“What was the first thing Anakim Skywalker/Darth Vader and the Empire Stormtroopers did upon going over to the Dark Side?” Renfield noted, “Put on masks of course.”
. . .
Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun was paying an unauthorized tourist visit to the CERN Large Hadron Collidor tunnel in Switzerland.
What he saw outside the tunnel shook him to the core.
He dropped the William Tell arrowed apple that he was eating and took a second look.
He immediately got on the phone to Peter Whitstable the man they called the Fox Mulder of Interpol.
“Pete,” the wee leprechaun gasped, “There’s something unbelievable happening outside the CERN tunnel?”.
“What’s that?” Whitstable was examining a large fortune slip of paper that he had pulled out of a Great Pumpkin sized fortune cookie that purported to give details of the private sex life of Xi Jinping (the fictitious fortune had been in fact ghost written by the ghost of the Byzantine historian Procopius).
“The god Shiva is dancing outside the tunnel,” Yald (as the leprechaun was called for short) explained.
“Yald,” Whitstable ate an egg roll with a pair of chopsticks, “That’s not the actual god. That’s a statue of Shiva as Lord of The Dance.”
“There’s a statue here, sure,” Yald noted, “But there really is the actual god himself. Shiva. He’s dancing a Bavarian polka with the Irish Celtic goddess Morrigan while the Norse god Thor is playing the accordion and the Greek god Ares is playing the tuba.”
“Really?” Whitstable ate the Peking Hot and Sour Baked Alaska, “Can you take a photo and email that to me? I’d like to share that on my Facebook, Twitter and Instagram pages.”
. . .
The fallen angel Mephistopheles (who demonically possessed Joe Biden’s body so that the senile old fool could make an intelligent sounding statement on occasion) had temporarily left the senile old fool’s body for a secret meeting with Kamala Harris.
They were meeting to discuss what should be done with Joe shortly after he was inaugurated.
Should Oprah and Dr. Phil hold a joint press conference on the front lawn of the White House and declare Joe clinically insane as he’s seen in the background being carried away in a straight jacket by secret service agents dressed as members of the Emperor Caligula’s Praetorian Guard?
Or should Joe meet with an accident aboard Air Force One as the door is “accidentally” left open at 5,000 feet in the air and Joe “accidentally” steps through it?
After briefly serving as President, Kamala would crown herself Queen of the Land.
A Communist Queen of course somewhat like the Kim Communist dynastic heriditary monarchy of North Korea except Kamala could reign for over 100 years as a Communist transhuman.
She would adopt the title the White Queen to appease (closeted White Supremacist) eugenicist Bill Gates.
As for her name as Queen, she’d take a name to honour her predecessor Joe Biden and herself Kamala Harris.
She’d take the letters J and d from Joe Biden’s name and the letters “a” and “is” from her own name Kamala Harris to form the name Jadis which would be the name of the White Queen who’d rule for at least 100 years.
In a world where, as C.S. Lewis observed, “It would be always winter and never Christmas”.
The way had been prepared for it by Bill Gates, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Pope Francis and various political leaders all over the globe cancelling Christmas for 2020.
As Joe Biden himself had said, “It will be a long dark winter ahead.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday December 29th
2020.
A Date With Artemis
Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol was down in the U.S. state of Georgia to investigate allegations of election fraud.
There was actual video footage of people smuggling in ballots into closed polling places after hours.
However that video evidence wasn’t enough to satisfy pro-Communist Republican officials in the State of Georgia.
W. Cleon Skousen’s 1958 book The Naked Communist said that the Communist plan was to take over at least one if not both of the two political parties in the U.S.
While the U.S. Democrats were pretty much Communist for the most part, so were a lot of U.S. Republicans.
The trouble had started with the C.I.A. Deep State.
Because the C.I.A. (then the O.S.S. during and immediately after World War II) began studying and admiring the Nazi SS psychological technology and mind control techniques, this made them prone to developing a totalitarian mind set for themselves.
Like the 1963 Vincent Price film Diary of A Madman in which Price’s character of a French judge becomes possessed by the demonic entity called a horla who had possessed a murderer he had sentenced to death, so too the American C.I.A. had become possessed by the same dark force that had possessed the Nazi SS.
It was quite easy to switch from being a Nazi/Fascist totalitarian to being a Marxist/Communist totalitarian and back again.
In the end, both Nazism/Fascism and Marxist/Communism were controlled by the same demonic forces.
Those invisible entities (fallen angels and demons) were not in the perception and world view of those with a Darwinian materialistic mindset (which was most of the world’s media, cultural and political elite), therefore they saw Nazism/Fascism and Marxist/Communism as being different ideologies rather than being two separate peas of the same pod.
George H.W. Bush was a Company man (Company as in C.I.A.).
His father Prescott Bush had been a Nazi sympathizer and had even been investigated by the U.S. government back in the early 1940s for his views.
Ronald Reagan’s first choice for his Vice-Presidential running mate in 1980 had been Jack Kemp a Republican Congressman from Buffalo New York.
However he was talked by some of his more globalist oriented advisors into naming Company (C.I.A.) man George H.W. Bush as his Vice-Presidential running mate.
Thus the anti-Communist Reagan had as his Vice-President George H.W. Bush a man who could flick back and forth from being Nazi/Fascist totalitarian to being Marxist/Communist totalitarian with the ease of a chameleon.
With this background in mind, Whitstable began his investigation.
. . .
The Vatican Cardinal Samhain Salaman was reading a report given to him by the Vatican Astronomical Academy.
Apparently the Christmas Star or the Star of Bethlehem (which is an extremely close conjunction of the planets Jupiter and Saturn) will be able to be seen this Winter Solstice of December 21st for the first time in 800 years.
The last time such a close alignment between these two objects (Jupiter and Saturn) in the night sky could be seen was just before dawn on March 4th 1226.
So the Christmas Star will be visible this year of 2020, Samhain Cardinal Salaman thought as he closed the door of his office.
Outside two of Pope Francis’ gay secretarial aides had been doing it on the hallway floor like two animals doing it on the TV Cable Discovery Channel.
. . .
The Greek goddess Artemis was awaiting the arrival of Dracul Van Helsing.
Dracul was seeking her aid in battling Covid Communists.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday December 4th 2020
From The AntiOdysseus To The Byzantine Vampiress Theodora
Peter Whitstable the Fox Mulder of Interpol was examining some photographs of a group calling itself The AntiOdysseus and His Antiheroes rolling in a giant wooden statue of The Baphomet into the Vatican overnight.
The operation took place hours before Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI returned to the Vatican from Regensburg in Bavaria.
Whitstable was also examining some material not related to the Omega Files Section of Interpol (which was the Interpol equivalent of the FBI’s fictonal X-Files Section from the popular Chris Carter TV series of the 1990s).
He was looking at some photos of the ongoing rioting, looting, vandalism and arsons in the U.S.
In Chicago, there had been 99 shootings this past weekend. 12 people had been killed including a 3-year-old girl when someone shot at her parents’ car as it drove down the street.
Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot was outraged.
Not because of the violence but because Chicago Alderman Raymond Lopez had today released an audiotape of a city council meeting on May 31st in which Mayor Lightfoot said that Alderman Lopez was full of shit for saying that rioting and looting had been going on in his neighbourhood.
The same Lori Lightfoot who a month ago had been caught on audiotape recorded by a journalist saying that all Chicago city civil servants should take an oath to the New World Order.
Renfield R. Renfield had left Whitstable a note with the material saying, “This is what happens to a city when you elect a nutcase as your Mayor.’
Whitstable was now reading that over 1500 buildings had been burnt down in Minneapolis since the rioting, looting and arsons had begun there almost a month ago.
In Louisville, Kentucky, much of the city’s downtown had been burnt.
Statues were being torn down in various cities across the country now.
And in Saint Louis, Missouri, Neo-Bolshevik revolutionaries were demanding that the city’s name be changed as they found a city being named after a French Catholic Saint personally offensive.
Whitstable turned to the European assault file where he found out that Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan had recently been beaten up by the Byzantine vampiress Theodora for wanting to turn the former Hagia Sophia Cathedral into a mosque again.
The Hagia Sophia had been built as a Byzantine Christian Cathedral by Theodora’s husband the Byzantine Emperor Justinian back in the 6th Century.
It had been turned into a mosque in 1453 after the city of Constantinople had fallen to the Turks.
It had been turned into a museum by Turkey’s secular leader Kemal Ataturk back in the 1930s.
Now Erdogan wanted to turn it into a mosque again.
Theodora wanted to see it revert to being a Byzantine cathedral so she beat Erdogan up.
Whitstable looked at the most recent photo of the Byzantine vampiress Theodora.
It was probably one of the best looking mugshots he had ever seen, Whitstable mused.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday June 22nd
2020.
The Elk From CERN On His Dark Throne
The Elk From CERN On His Dark Throne
Bill Gates was sitting on the couch blubbering away like a baby when his wife Melinda walked in.
“Bill, what’s wrong?” Melinda asked her husband as she poured herself a glass of champagne and opened up a tin of caviar.
“British MP Renfield R. Renfield said in a TV interview last night that I wasn’t cool enough to be the Antichrist,” Tears came down Gates’ cheeks like Niagara Falls, “He said that I was too bland and boring. And after all those billions I’ve spent trying to develop a vaccine that will be able to physically trace and track people – a digital identity card much like the Mark of the Beast system prophesied in the Book of Revelation Chapter 13. And then Renfield tells people that I’m not cool enough to be the Antichrist.”
“Well dear,” Melinda checked her text messages on her smart phone for half an hour and then went over and kissed him, “If it’s any consolation, I think you’re cool enough to be the Antichrist.”
“But Renfield said I wasn’t,” Bill Gates continued to blubber like a whale who was full of it, “And if Renfield said I was cool enough to be the Antichrist, then I really would be.”
“What about my opinion?” Melinda was furious, “Are you saying it’s only worth chopped liver?”.
“Speaking of chopped liver,” Gates started to wipe his glasses with a handkerchief, “Did you remember to pick up some Whiskas for the cat?”.
“You!” Melinda stormed off to the bedroom and slammed the door.
. . .
Peter Whitstable the man they called the Fox Mulder of Interpol was reading a report on his desk.
Apparently according to the report, the demons Baal and Baphomet had gone to the home of Dr. Anders Tegnell (who was Sweden’s chief epidemiologist) last night and had threatened him.
Dr. Tegnell was the man responsible for Sweden’s controversial decision not to impose a strict lockdown that the rest of the world had done along Stalinist-Maoist lines.
Dr. Tegnell had predicted a couple of months ago that the London models (developed by a research team in London England) showing the number of deaths that would occur due to Covid-19 were far too high a projection.
The epidemiologist said at the time that the number of deaths in Sweden due to Covid-19 would be around 4,000 the same number that usually occurs in the case of a normal flu season and there was no need to move to a total lockdown for the country.
Indeed the number of deaths for Sweden turned out to be 4,542 at this time (quite close to the number Dr. Anders Tegnell had originally predicted a couple of months ago).
While the London models (which the rest of the world’s medical experts had blindly accepted and followed) had far overestimated the number of deaths.
Dr. Anders Tegnell’s moderate approach had fitted in with the numbers he originally projected.
And yet today at a press conference, Dr. Anders Tegnell said that there were far too many deaths in the country.
Had Baal and Baphomet pressured him to attack his own approach?
. . .
Dr. Marmalade Montague (the former Paris baker who now fancied himself the Court Scientist to the Court of Louis Quatorze and a time traveler from that Sun King era) had flown to Rome Italy in the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s environmentally friendly dirigible airship.
He had gone down to visit Rome’s catacombs.
And as he was walking in one catacomb just below the Vatican, he was startled to see the demons Baal and Baphomet kneeling before an elk seated on a midnight dark black throne.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday June 3rd
2020.
Fatima, Sodom, Mohammad bin Salman and Lady MacBeth
Fatima, Sodom, Mohammad bin Salman and Lady MacBeth
Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol was standing outside the Catholic shrine at Fatima, Portugal alongside one of the commanders of the Portuguese National Republican Guard.
Several soldiers belonging to the guard (who had been guarding the shrine against Catholic pilgrims wanting to attend the site to mark the 103rd anniversary of the 1st appearance of the Virgin Mary to 3 shepherd children at the location) had died at their posts after their face masks had suffocated them to death.
The deaths by suffocation had occurred after a mermaid riding a fire breathing black horse had rode by each man.
“Each one of the dead men had text messaged their friends about being visited in their beds in the middle of the night by a mysterious beautiful woman,” the Commander explained, “Whitstable, do you have any idea who this woman is?”.
“Well, I doubt very much it was Nancy Pelosi or any of her supporters,” Whitstable answered.
. . .
Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman was wrestling with the fact that his desert kingdom was now facing bankruptcy.
He now held in his hands the report from his country’s Finance Minister about the state of the situation.
How could this happen to him, a devoted servant of Allah who had been waging and financing a genocidal civil war against the Houthi peoples of Yemen for the past 5 years?
He who had served up pieces of dissident Saudi journalists as appetizers to Dr. Hannibal Lecter wannabes?
Only months ago, he had tried to wreck both the Russian oil industry and the U.S. shale oil industry by ramping up production of Saudi oil and driving the price down to below zero dollars a barrel .
Now that decision had turned around to bite him in the ass.
Well it was actually New York City Council Speaker Corey Johnson (who had recently been taught astral projection by the demon Baphomet) who was sodomizing him in the rear end.
Johnson who had been astral flying over a road that went down from Jerusalem to Jericho remarked contemptuously “Samaritan’s Purse!” when he saw a man being carried on the back of a donkey and helped by a kind stranger after the man had fallen among thieves.
The act reminded Johnson of that organization headed by Rev. Franklin Graham who was a kind humanitarian and not an abominable sexual pervert.
Fortunately for Johnson, New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo (on the advice of both King Herod’s ghost and New York State’s powerful Sodom and Gomorrah lobby) were going to tax Samaritan’s Purse medical volunteers even though they worked for nothing running a field hospital emergency tent in NYC during the height of the Covid-19 crisis.
As Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman was being sodomized by Johnson’s “astral body”, he reflected among his many other troubles that even his royal personal spirit guide the ghost of Lady MacBeth had left him.
. . .
Pope Francis shrieked when he saw the ghost of Lady MacBeth standing before him in his papal bedroom.
“What’s a woman doing in my bedroom?” He bellowed as he called out to his papal puffter personal aide and secretary.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday May 13th
2020
A Mermaid Rides A Fire Breathing Black Horse
A Mermaid Rides A Fire Breathing Black Horse
Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol was walking down a Berlin street carrying out proper social distancing with members of the Berlin Police Force as they examined the dead bodies of several masked men.
Whitstable when he awaited the coroner’s report into each death suspected the same cause as had been happening in cities all over the world with masked men being found dead in the street.
The cause of death was suffocation from the mask and it was obvious from marks and various injuries on the bodies that each man had struggled to take off the mask which they were unable to do.
There were also reports from various eye witnesses looking out the windows of their houses or apartments or masked women walking the street that each masked man had been approached by a mermaid riding a fire breathing black horse.
Other investigations revealed that before each man (who was usually single) walked out on the street wearing a mask, he had called a friend or relative saying that he had just had the most realistic dream- where an enchantingly beautiful young woman with copper reddish blonde hair had entered his bed and made love to him.
Whitstable gathered that the woman (who had appeared to the men in the realistic dream) was all human from the descriptions the soon to be dead from being suffocated wearing masked men had told their friends.
The mermaid riding the breathing fire through its nostrils black horse was likewise described as being enchantingly beautiful and having copper reddish blonde hair.
However in the case of the rider, it was the upper torso, arms and head which was female human while the bottom part was lower fish with tail.
Whitstable had received a report of a mermaid riding a fire breathing black horse once last year.
In the Bay of Douarnenez just off Brittany’s western Atlantic coast, a mermaid riding a fire breathing black horse was seen rising from the sea just before 18:20 CEST on April 15th 2019.
What Whitstable found significant about the time was that was the exact same moment that fire broke out beneath the roof of Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris just slightly over a year ago.
Talking to a professor of mythology and folklore at Oxford University this evening, Whitstable was able to obtain information that might be helpful.
The mermaid and the nocturnal succubus woman (who slept with the men in the realistic dream) were probably one and the same person- Princess Dahud the daughter of Gradlon the King of Kernev (a territory in southern Brittany) and a northern Queen and enchantress named Malgven.
Malgven just happened to have owned a black horse named Movarc’h who breathed fire through his nostrils as he galloped along.
Malgven died at sea shortly after giving birth to Dahud.
Gradlon had built his daughter Dahud a city by the sea called Ker-Is.
Gradlon made the city his new capital but became a recluse in it listening to the sermons of a holy monk who occasionally visited him- a holy monk who became known to history as Saint Guenole.
Dahud soon became the de facto ruler of the city of Ker-Is because of her father’s reclusiveness.
The city under Dahud became a centre of debauchery and perversion, iniquity and vice (the sort of city that would be loved by today’s media, cultural and entertainment elites).
Princess Dahud was the most depraved of all.
She ate and drank to excess all day (resembling a female movie star or female musician celebrity after a couple of years of stardom).
She also took a new lover every night (the sort of woman who’d be considered an ideal candidate as Joe Biden’s Democratic Party Vice-Presidential running mate).
In the morning, she’d give her now discarded male lover a mask (ostensibly to leave the castle unnoticed and to protect his identity in the daylight).
However the mask was an enchanted bewitched mask that suffocated the wearer and each morning another dead body was thrown into the sea.
According to different versions of the legend, the city of Ker-Is was destroyed either by divine judgement or machinations of the Devil (possibly both).
King Gradlon tried to escape the sinking city (engulfed by rising sea waters) along with his daughter Dahud by riding Morvac’h.
However the horse struggled through the pounding and raging sea waves.
A voice from Heaven told King Gradlon that the weight of Dahud’s numerous sins was weighing the horse down.
It was then that the Devil leapt out of the sea and grabbed Dahud turning her into a mermaid and one of his servants.
So while King Gradlon and Morvac’h made it to shore safely, his now fishy daughter Dahud and the city of Ker-Is went beneath the waves of the sea.
The Oxford mythologist and folklorist told Whitstable that while no one knew what happened to Morvac’h after King Gradlon’s death, the fire breathing black horse must have somehow wound up in the possession of Dahud (after all Morvac’h had originally belonged to Dahud’s mother the northern Queen and enchantress named Malgven).
So last year, Dahud in mermaid form had risen from the Bay of Douarnenez riding the fire breathing black horse Morvarc’h and Notre-Dame Cathedral had almost become totally engulfed in flames.
What about the city of Ker-Is itself?
The Oxford folklorist’s answer of an old Breton proverb chilled Whitstable to the bone, “When Ker-Is rises again, Paris will be consumed.”
Whitstable put in an emergency phone call to French President Emmanuel Macron.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday May 10th
2020.
Princess Dahud as she appears in full human form in today’s world.
Odin, Rudolphus The Fire-Breathing Reindeer and Baby Yoda
Odin, Rudolphus The Fire-Breathing Reindeer and Baby Yoda
Amadeus Emanon was listening to BBC World News on the radio.
BBC News Announcer: And in other news, Donald Trump’s personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani said that he’s currently investigating claims that Joe Biden as a 5-year-old participated in the surgical autopsy performed in Area 51 on the bodies of the ET grays who were killed in the UFO crash at Roswell New Mexico in 1947.
On the subject Donald Trump tweeted, @realDonaldTrump Go Rudy! #TheTruthIsOutThere
. . .
Peter Whitstable the man they called the Fox Mulder of Interpol was in Oslo, Norway.
He was looking at a photograph taken last night from a cliff in the Jotunheim Mountains of Norway.
Whitstable had text messaged the photo to an acquaintance of his Clive Reuel Staples a professor of Norse, Germanic and Anglo-Saxon Mythology at Oxford University.
He asked for help in identifying the figures in the photo.
Staples text messaged back that the figures were Rudolfus the Fire-Breathing Reindeer and Odin the King of the Norse gods.
Staples also informed Whitstable that Odin only rides Rudolfus the Fire-Breathing Reindeer when a major global conflict is about to break out.
Whitstable looked over at his assistant who was already turning the photo of Odin and Rudolphus the Fire-Breathing Reindeer into a Facebook meme.
. . .
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was over at the Set Enterprises laboratory to pick up Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher to drive him home for Christmas dinner.
Dr. Rocher was busy working on Magical Mystery Tour the new marijuana smoking desert cactus plant that he was developing for Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
Sitting in the back of the car, Dr. Rocher asked Renfield, “Did you ever see the 2004 Mel Gibson film The Passion of the Christ?”.
“I did,” Renfield answered.
“Do you remember that scene where the Devil played by Italian actress Rosalinda Celentano is carrying a very sinister looking baby?” Rocher asked.
“I do,” Renfield nodded.
“Have you noticed,” Dr. Rocher drew a sketch on a piece of paper, “that if you put bigger ears on that baby, how much it looks like Baby Yoda from the Star Wars Disney + television series The Mandalorian?”.
“Dr. Rocher,” Renfield looked back at the scientist, “Are you trying to tell me that Baby Yoda is the Devil’s child? The Antichrist?”.
“I am,” Dr. Rocher nodded.
Renfield drove the Set Enterprises’ scientist to the nearest hospital emergency ward fearing that Dr. Cadbury Rocher had inhaled way too much of Magical Mystery Tour’s exhaled pot smoke.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday December 25th
2019.
Grave Digging In Berlin
Grave Digging In Berlin
Peter Whitstable the man they called the Fox Mulder of Interpol was in Berlin, Germany.
He was investigating the incident which occurred last Thursday where someone opened the unmarked grave of SS officer Reinhard Heydrich a top Nazi killed by Czechoslovak agents in 1942.
Heydrich chaired the Wannssee Conference in January 1942 where Hitler’s genocidal “Final Solution” was planned.
Reinhard Heydrich ruled over Bohemia and Moravia until May 1942 when British-trained Czechoslovak agents attacked his limousine.
Heydrich later died of his injuries and was buried in a Berlin cemetery.
At the end of World War II, the victorious Allies decreed that the graves of prominent Nazis should not be marked to prevent Nazi sympathizers from turning them into shrines.
Thus whoever opened the unmarked grave of Heydrich must have had inside knowledge of its location.
Whitstable was brought in by Berlin police to help the investigation.
Fortunately for Whitstable and Berlin police, someone was flying a drone over the cemetery when Heydrich’s grave was opened.
The drone was doing some surveillance filming with a video camera.
There were 6 individuals at the grave.
Whitstable recognized one of them as being the Nazi vampire Franz Kohler who belonged to the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau.
No doubt it was Kohler who knew the locale.
Kohler had apparently been turned into a vampire by the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith during the closing days of World War II.
The other person he recognized was Gavin Brown who worked for the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation as one of their liaison officers with various family planning NGOs in Africa.
A few years ago rumours crossed Whitstable’s desk that Brown was studying voodoo and how to bring people back from the dead while on an extended vacation down in Haiti.
Watching the video footage, Whitstable recognized that Gavin Brown was using hand and arm gestures used by Haitian voodoo practitioners to try to raise people from the dead.
Obviously Brown was trying to raise Reinhard Heydrich from the dead.
The dead raising ceremony was interrupted by a flock of pigeons who dropped their turds all over the six grave diggers bringing their dead raising ceremony to an abrupt end.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday December 16th
2019.
Dracul Van Helsing 
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