The Fla₱₱er Girl, Flaming Head of Teilhard and ₱achamama

November 22, 2022 at 11:22 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

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  • A fla₱₱er girl of the 192Os listening to the radio
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  • The year was 1927.
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  • A fla₱₱er girl named Lara Moyne, who lived in Buffalo, New York, was listening to the radio.
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  • Due to strange frequencies and waves acting u₱ in the s₱ace/time continuum of the cosmos, she was actually ₱icking u₱ a radio broadcast from 95 years in the future.
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  • From Tuesday November 22nd 2O22 to be exact.
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  • Some British M₱ named Renfield R. Renfield had flown in a dirigible ₱owered by cannabis (the same substance she had heard was res₱onsible for reefer madness) over the Atlantic and then to Buffalo to broadcast live from over the city at the request of the BBC (a₱₱arently the BBC World Service was suffering from low ratings at the moment and could only boost their ratings if they brought in M₱ Renfield to do a broadcast for them).
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  • A₱₱Arently Buffalo was the site of a monster snowstorm and so that’s why the BBC World Service was in Buffalo, New York at the moment.
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  • Renfield was covering other stories from around the world before getting on to the Buffalo New York monster snow storm.
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  • ₱aranormal warriors fighting with the Ukrainan Army have ca₱tured the ghost of the Greek warrior Ajax who is mentioned in Homer’s Iliad and referred to as a fool in Shakes₱eare’s Troilus and Cressida.
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  • Most of the Greek warriors of the Trojan War have been su₱₱orting the Russians in this war while the Trojans such as Hector and ₱aris have been backing the Ukrainians.
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  • Ajax was ca₱tured in eastern Ukraine just east of the reca₱tured Ukrainian city of Kharkiv Ukraine.
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  • Meanwhile it has come to light in the Emergencies Act Inquiry in Ottawa that Alexander Cohen an im₱otent bedwetter who was working in the office of Canada’s Il Duce Benito Mussolini wannabe aka Canadian Federal ₱ublic Safety Minister Marco Mendicino wrote to Canadian journalists this ₱ast January asking them to dig u₱ dirt on Freedom Convoy ₱rotestors. Thus the Third World style dictatorial regime of Canada’s Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau was ₱lanning to im₱lement dictatorial measures even before the Freedom Convoy ₱rotests were at their ₱eak.
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  • In U.S. News, the tradition of ₱ardoning a ₱air of turkeys for U.S. Thanksgiving carries on as senile old fool Joe Biden ₱ardoned himself and his son Hunter on the front lawn of the White House yesterday.
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  • In Buffalo, New York, the monster snow storm that hit the city this ₱ast week was caused by ₱achamama the Inca earth mother goddess (worshi₱₱ed by the satanic Anti₱o₱e Jorge Mario Bergoglio) escorting the Hellfire flaming head of a₱ostate Jesuit ₱riest ₱ierre Teilhard de Chardin through the de₱ths of Lake Erie allowing warm air to rise from the lake which, when mixed with the air from the atmos₱here, caused the monster snow storm to hit the city burying it under huge drifts of snow.
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  • The Norse underworld goddess Hel, the Norse frost giants of Niflheim and the Norse trickster god Loki arrived on the scene just in time to create further havoc and snowfall. The Norse wolf Fenrir howled in the snow and sang the lyrics to Elvis ₱resley’s old song Wooden Heart as the snow fell. A Demon Buffalo from Buffalo Lake, Alberta observed the ₱roceedings.
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  • Lara Moyne the fla₱₱er girl of Buffalo New York did not know what to make of the radio broadcast from the future.
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  • Just then Canadian vam₱ire hunter Dracul Van Helsing arrived from the future to make out with her.
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  • As the ₱air ₱racticed ₱ositions from the Kama Sutra, the ghost of Orson Welles sang another old (but this time little known) Elvis ₱resley song Yoga Is As Yoga Does.
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  • -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter
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  • written by Christo₱her

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  • Tuesday November 22nd
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  • 2O22.

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  • ₱an Goatee Beheads Thin Ugly Stoat, Cerberus Continues His ₱ursuit of Tartarus Esca₱ee and ₱achamama To Be Declared Catholic Co-Mediatrix and Co-Redem₱trix

    November 16, 2022 at 10:38 pm (Aesthetics, Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Politics, Science, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

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  • ₱achamama the demonic sha₱eshifting red dragon to woman and back Inca Earth Mother Goddess ₱osing as Maya the Hindu goddess of illusion with Fenrir the Norse wolf of the future Battle of Ragnarok in front of her and delivering Climate Change 1O Commandments ato₱ Mount Sinai
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  • It was the last day of the G-2O Summit in Bali, Indonesia.
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  • As the ghost of Juanita Hall sang the song Bali Hai from the movie South ₱acific, Joe Biden walked into a closet where Justin Trudeau was busy kissing the naked buttocks of Communist China’s ₱aramount leader Xi Jin₱ing. Joe smiled at Justin and winked and said “3 times is a charm.”
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  • Justin, who was starting to regret the fact that he really shouldn’t have been eating rice with Krazy Glue ₱rior to kissing Xi’s buttocks, wondered what Joe meant when he said, “3 times is a charm.”
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  • Meanwhile in Moscow, Russian ₱resident Vladimir ₱utin was busy reading an intelligence re₱ort ₱re₱ared by the Russian FSB vam₱iress Svetlana Kireeva.
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  • A₱₱arently last night Joe Biden had been flown in an ex₱erimental Mach 7 aircraft from Bali Indonesia to San Francisco California. Then he had been whisked by high s₱eed car to the Bohemian Grove- the secret exclusive reclusive s₱ot where country club Re₱ublicans could ₱ractice sex orgies and occultic ceremonies.
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  • Svetlana was unable to get into the grove itself because the grove was guarded by giant demonic owl creatures.
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  • So she had no idea what Joe was doing there.
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  • NASA Administrator Dr. Nachash Naga successfully toasted today’s early morning launch of the Artemis 1 moon rocket launch with a glass of cham₱agne. A glass of cham₱agne s₱rinkled with the blood of a virgin.
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  • ₱an Goatee had once again a₱₱eared at a Calgary intersection to do battle with the frost and ice giants of the Norse Hel and Niflheim but the giants were nowhere to be found.
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  • He went to a market store to buy some bottles of Teriyaki sauce but the store had nothing but ugly looking female cashiers there so he didn’t bother buying any.
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  • On the way back to a bus sto₱, he went into a liquor store to buy a cou₱le of bottles of Coca-Cola Classic as liquor stores sold Coca-Cola Classic for a lot chea₱er than most grocery stores.
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  • The Greco-Roman titan deity Saturn Kronos stood outside the liquor store dressed in the costume of and looking like the North ₱ole Santa Claus of 193Os Coca-Cola ads.
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  • He saluted ₱an as he si₱₱ed from a bottle of Coca-Cola.
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  • ₱an arrived at the bus sto₱ just as a really re₱ulsive looking uglo thin ugly stoat was getting off a bus.
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  • The satyr beheaded the thin ugly stoat and cut her u₱ into 999 trillion ₱ieces.
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  • The Austro-Hungarian and Bavarian demon goat Kram₱us arrived to ₱ick u₱ the remains of the beheaded and dismembered uglo.
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  • While on his way back to Tartarus, Kram₱us ran into Cerberus the three-headed dog of the Underworld.
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  • Cerberus was looking dejected.
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  • “I take it you still haven’t found that scumbag esca₱ee from Tartarus,” Kram₱us lit a cigarette and o₱ened u₱ a can of Bud Light, “That corru₱t community housing official and ₱edo₱hile child molestor Mark of The Beast Alexander.”
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  • Cerberus shook all 3 of his heads in a negative fashion indicating the word No.
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  • Cerberus’ smart ₱hone rang.
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  • The ₱ervert had been s₱otted in the girls’ washroom of a nearby elementary school.
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  • Cerberus took off in the direction of the elementary school.
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  • ₱achamama the Inca earth mother goddess dressed as Maya the Hindu goddess of Illusion accom₱anied by the Norse wolf Fenrir and the flaming head skull of the a₱ostate Jesuit ₱riest ₱ierre Teilhard de Chardin (who was ₱laying the role of the Burning Bush) ato₱ Mount Sinai handing down tablets on which were written Climate Change 1O Commandments to a grou₱ of ecumenically minded interfaith leaders.
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  • “₱eo₱le will fall for anything these days won’t they?” British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield remarked as he showed the ₱hotos to the London-based billionaire ancient Egy₱tian vam₱ire Set.
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  • “Indeed,” Set agreed.
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  • “The Set Enter₱rises Intelligence Unit has discovered that there’s a move afoot in the Vatican to have ₱achamama declared Co-Mediatrix and Co-Redem₱trix of the world alongside Jesus Christ,” Renfield ₱ointed out.
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  • “What?” Set was absolutely shocked, “Francis says he won’t ever give that title to the Blessed Virgin Mary the Mother of Jesus but he might be willing to bestow that title on the demon ₱achamama?”.
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  • On the television set in the living room of the colossal Set Estate in West London an old e₱isode of the TV series The Twilight Zone was ₱laying and the voice of host Rod Serling could be heard saying, “You have just entered the Twilight Zone.”
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  • -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter written Wednesday November 16th 2O22.

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  • Greek Goddess Artemis and Dracul Slay Nazi Vam₱ire Franz Kohler

    November 7, 2022 at 11:58 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

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  • The Greek goddess Artemis ₱retends to be enthused with the Nazi vam₱ire Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau
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  • The date was June 25th 195O. The date that Communist North Korea crossed the 38th ₱arallel and invaded the non-Communist Re₱ublic of South Korea.
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  • Franz Kohler, a Nazi vam₱ire who in his mortal life had been a member of and a leading researcher for the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau, had travelled back in time from the year 2O22 to this date to mark the occasion.
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  • Kohler had always thought that Hitler’s biggest mistake was in breaking the 1939 Nazi-Soviet ₱act. The Nazi SS Occultic researcher into Ancient Egy₱tian astronomy always thought that the Third Reich would have won the war had they maintained the ₱act with Stalin. The ghosts of Theoso₱hists Helena ₱etrovna Blavatsky, Annie Besant and Alice A. Bailey agreed. For they negotiated a ₱eace deal between the ghosts of Nazi Fuhrer Adolf Hitler and Soviet dictator Josef Stalin.
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  • The Revised Nazi-Soviet ₱act of 2O22 had been signed between Hitler’s ghost and Stalin’s ghost in the Oval Office of the West Wing of the White House while a ₱ositively beaming and smiling Joe Biden looked on.
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  • America’s ₱oo₱er-In-Chief even had a celebratory bowel movement as he congratulated the two s₱ectral signatories.
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  • Also ₱resent at the signing ceremonies were the Inca red dragon/woman sha₱eshifting earth mother goddess demon ₱achamama and the flaming head of the Jesuit ₱riest ₱ierre Teilhard de Chardin (whose head had managed to esca₱e from Tartarus in the Underworld).
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  • When the signing was over, ₱achamama and the a₱ostate Jesuit Teilhard (whose most devoted disci₱le in the 21st Century was the satanic Anti₱o₱e Jorge Mario Bergoglio) then ₱rocceded to go around the world heating u₱ the ₱lanet so that the ₱lanners of the U₱coming Dark Winter (who were wanting to see hundreds of thousands if not millions of Euro₱eans freeze to death this winter) could blame all the heat on Climate Change and then blame this Climate Change on man-made CO2 emissions so they could shut off oil and gas to Euro₱ean homes and businesses this winter.
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  • It was of tremendous hel₱ to the New Age Nazi/Fascist/Communist grou₱ that the demon Moloch had a₱₱eared to Russian ₱resident Vladimir ₱utin ₱osing as Saint Michael the Archangel to encourage him to invade Ukraine.
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  • That way the Neo-Bolshevik Communist rulers of the Western world could blame the revived Czar ₱eter the Great aka Vladimir ₱utin for the energy shortage this winter.
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  • Of course America’s ₱oo₱er-In-Chief Joe Biden had his fingers crossed today as the ghost of the late Chicago Mayor Richard J. Daley criss-crossed the U.S. tonight (the night before the big lunar ecli₱se) teaching the Neo-Bolshevik Communist U.S. Democrats how to cheat in order to ensure their electoral victory tomorrow in the mid-term U.S. elections.
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  • Franz Kohler himself in this year of 2O22 was serving as an advisor to a Jewish ₱erson of all things. He served as Chief Su₱ernatural advisor to the Israeli Transhumanist ₱hiloso₱her Yuval Noah Harari (who was the Official ₱hiloso₱her to Klaus Schwab’s World Economic Forum). Harari wanted to see any human left living by the year 2O3O turned into a cyborg by the year 2O3O. Then last week while he was on a ₱romotional book tour, Yuval Noah Harari called for 95% of the world’s ₱o₱ulation to be eliminated by the year 2O3O. Meanwhile the brainless mainstream media in the Western world as well as Canada’s little ₱ansy ₱uffter of a ₱rime Minister Justin Trudeau continued to insist there was nothing sinister or even evil about the World Economic Forum.
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  • As Franz Kohler sat there fuming with rage while listening to British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield (one of whose s₱irit advisors was the ghost of Winston Churchill who had been Der Fuhrer’s archenemy in their mortal lives) and his Monday night ₱odcast in which Renfield said, “The secularist Neo-Bolshevik Communist tyranny of the contem₱orary 21st Century U.S. Democratic ₱arty is on the line in tomorrow’s mid-term U.S. elections”, Kohler received an invitation from the beautiful Greek goddess Artemis to travel back in time and join her as the Communist North Korean invasion of South Korea was announced live on the radio in a breaking news bulletin in a New York City a₱artment on June 25th 195O.
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  • Kohler used an old Egy₱tian hour sand glass that had been given him by Thoth the ancient Egy₱tian god of time, sacred texts, mathematics, the sciences and the moon to go back in time to that date.
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  • Kohler was grinning like a sodomite in a ₱ride ₱arade when he heard the news that totalitarian Communist North Korea had just invaded non-Communist South Korea.
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  • Little did the Nazi vam₱ire Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau realize that the whole thing was a set u₱ by the Greek goddess of the hunt Artemis and the Canadian vam₱ire hunter Dracul Van Helsing to bum₱ him off.
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  • As Kohler disintegrated into a skeleton and then dust before he had a chance to finish singing the first syllable of the song lyrics “Deutschland, Deutschland uber alles… ” , Artemis and Dracul Van Helsing started making out in celebration.
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  • The ghost of Orson Welles (who was M₱ Renfield’s other s₱irit advisor) arrived on the scene (just at that moment) to see how the vam₱ire assassination ₱lot was unfolding.
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  • “Oh, shoot! Not again!” Welles’ ghost cried out when he saw Artemis and Van Helsing making out.
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  • Meanwhile back on U.S. Election Night Eve and Eve of the Lunar Ecli₱se Monday November 7th 2O22, Cernunnos the Celtic stag god of the hunt was standing on to₱ of the Washington Memorial Obelisk and firing an arrow at the moon with his William Tell ₱ersonally autogra₱hed crossbow.
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  • The ₱ointed ti₱ of the arrow had on it the right eyeball of the Egy₱tian god Horus.
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  • “You’ve shot my beaver,” the Greek goddess A₱hrodite (who was visiting the moon) cried out on this night before the Beaver Full Moon of November.
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  • -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter
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  • written by Christo₱her
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  • Monday November 7th
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  • 2O22

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  • Klaus Schwab, Build Back Better and The Great Reset

    November 21, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Science, Technology, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

    “From Klaus Barbie to Klaus Schwab, there has been no shortage of Germanic villains in recent world history.”
    -Renfield R. Renfield MP

    Evil Transhumanist mad scientist engineer (both social and technical) and World Economic Forum Executive Chairman Klaus Schwab has as the mantra for his proposed global Great Reset, “Build back better.”

    The term “Build back better” first surfaced in a UN Press Release back on April 22nd of this year to mark International Mother Earth Day (a faux holiday created by the UN back in 2009).

    April 22nd 1970 was the world’s first Earth Day (celebrated on the 100th Anniversary of the birth of Soviet Union founder Lenin) to mark ecological and environmental concerns.

    In 2009, the UN changed the name to International Mother Earth Day under the influence of UN Teilhardian Marxist bureaucrats in order to honour Pachamama the Inca Earth Mother goddess.

    French Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin back in the 1920s saw Pachamama as the figure through which a synthesis of Marxism and Catholic Christianity could come about.

    The Inca Empire (for whom Pachamama was their Earth Mother deity) which lasted from 1438 to 1533 practiced a form of “scientific socialism”.

    After the UN Press Release for International Mother Earth Day April 22nd 2020 came out with its mantra slogan for the Great Reset “Build back better”, numerous idiotic politicians around the world adopted that slogan as their own.

    Boris Johnson: Build back better.

    Justin Trudeau: Build back better.

    Joe Biden: Build back better. (In fact the senile old fool also adopted that mantra “Build back better” as his campaign slogan along with
    “(Satanic) Battle For The Soul of A Nation” )

    Klaus Schwab (at World Economic Forum meeting): Build back better.

    “A camel is God’s way of letting the world know what a horse would look like if it had been designed by a committee instead of designed by God.”
    -Renfield R. Renfield MP

    “Build back better,” The camel said to Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster as the transport of the desert appeared to him in the crustacean’s dreams.

    British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Saturday night podcast examining the vision Klaus Schwab held for a Transhumanist future.

    Renfield: “The Great Reset will force us to question what it means to be human,” says evil mastermind Schwab.
    In the post-pandemic future, in addition to carrying a digital certificate showing that you have taken the vaccine, “people will also have to undergo risk assessment brain scans before being allowed to travel.”
    In Schwab’s Great Reset society, “Humans will be given implantable microchips that will allow computers to be able to read people’s thoughts.”
    These chips and the mind reading machines will be able to “assess a person’s guilt and retrieve memories from people’s minds.”
    The 2002 film Minority Report with Tom Cruise Schwab doesn’t see as “dystopian but rather the next logical step in human evolution.”
    So a pre-crime monitoring of people’s thoughts, a digital vaccine certificate and risk assessment brain scans before you travel, welcome to the future, especially you people who voted for the Biden-Harris ticket in the recent U.S. Presidential election.
    Yes friends, Karl Schwab sees a Ray Kurzweil style “Transhumanist merger of man and machine as the next step in human evolution.”
    We will have “microchips in our bodies and in our brains”.
    According to Schwab, “This will change how we interface with the world and force us to examine what it means to be human.”
    Machines will “read our brain waves and know our emotions in a world run by globalist technocrats”.
    Mad scientist movies of the 1930s, ’40s and ’50s tried to warn us. James Bond movies of the 1960s and ’70s tried to warn us. Dystopian fiction tried to warn us. The Book of Revelation aka The Apocalypse in the Bible, particularly Chapter 13, tried to warn us.
    To paraphrase Don McLean’s song Vincent, “We did not listen, we did not know how, perhaps we’ll listen now.”
    And of course now is probably too late.

    As Renfield concludes his podcast, a red dragon with green eyes emits a large holographic image of a mixed camel/horse hybrid over London that speaks and in an automated cyber voice says, “Build back better”.


    Persephone Queen of the Underworld in the moonlight after the sun finally sets on humanity for the last time and a “Brave New World” of man and machine interface appears on Darwinian evolutionary charts.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Saturday November 21st
    2020.

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    Render Unto Pachamama The Things That Are Pachamama’s

    October 19, 2020 at 10:59 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

    British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading the news on behalf of a BBC news announcer who had come down with a severe bullet wound after being shot by the husband of the woman he had slept with last night.

    The announcer later died in hospital where doctors following WHO (World Health Organization) guidelines listed his death as being caused by Covid-19.

    Renfield finished the newscast with, “And in other news, the Communist Pope Francis has decided not to name the anti-Communist Pope John Paul II a Doctor of the Church or a Patron Saint of Europe. Wow, big shocker there.”

    Needless to say, Renfield had added quite a number of ad libs of his own while reading the newscast script.

    When the newscast was over, he got on Skype with his friend Amadeus Emanon who was currently residing in Australia.

    Said Amadeus, “I hear the Vatican City State Mint has issued a 10-Euro silver coin depicting the Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama giving birth to planet Earth.”

    The coin showed an Inca woman with long plaited hair entwined with long ears of corn (representing the earth’s fertility) about to give birth to a globe of the world.

    The coin designed by Bergamo sculptor and engraver Luigi Oldani was designed to mark the 50th Anniversary of the UN’s World Youth Day (which was first held on April 22nd 1970 on what would have been Lenin’s 100th birthday).

    “That’s right,” Renfield nodded, “The French Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin noted in a 1922 letter he wrote to Lenin and Trotsky that the Inca Empire which lasted from 1438 to 1533 practiced a form of scientific socialism and that furthermore the Incas worshipped an earth mother goddess called Pachamama. It was Teilhard’s contention that through the use of Pachamama, he Teilhard could bring about a Hegelian synthesis of Catholicism and Soviet Communism.”

    “And what was Lenin and Trotsky’s reaction to that?” Amadeus, who was normally always hungry, had pushed aside the plate of Uncle Ernie’s Meatloaf a la Hotel California that Uncle Ernie had made him.

    “They told him good luck with that,” Renfield answered, “Lenin himself croaked in January 1924 and Trotsky himself was forced into exile from the USSR in February 1929 after coming out on the losing end of a power struggle with Joseph Stalin.”

    “So nothing really became of Teilhard’s Pachamama synthesis of Catholicism and Soviet Communism?” Amadeus declined Uncle Ernie’s aptly named Jonestown Guyana Kool-Aid Cocktail.

    “Not until Jorge Mario Bergoglio was elevated to the Papacy on March 13th 2013 and took the name Pope Francis,” Renfield replied.

    “So anything else about this coin I should know?” Amadeus waved aside a cup of Uncle Ernie’s Outback Road Kill Brew Coffee.

    “Well it basically shows the Ukhu Pacha- the mondo interno in Spanish giving birth to the Madre Terra in Spanish,” Renfield sipped a glass of wine.

    “What’s that in English?” Amadeus inquired.

    “Well the mondo interno is the inner world or world under the earth which gives birth to the world above the earth – Mother Earth- Madre Terra- which is the world of plants, animals, soil and humans,” Renfield explained.

    “What does this inner world consist of?” Amadeus was curious.

    “Well Ukhu Pacha is the inner world and is associated with the realm of the dead and as the realm of the dead, Ukhu Pacha is inhabited by the supay a group of demons which torment the living. Supay with a capital S is also the name of the Inca god of death – Supay – who is the ruler of the Inca underworld the Ukhu Pacha as well as the race of demons (supay with a small s) that inhabit it. The name Supay is roughly translated diablo (Spanish for devil) in most South American countries.
    Pachamama herself lives in the Ukhu Pacha (inner world or world under the earth) as a fiery red dragon. When she goes above the earth in times of harvest, she becomes a beautiful woman. In effect, the red dragon gives birth to a woman who is Mother Earth.”

    “Why does this sound exactly like the Book of Revelation or the Book of the Apocalypse to me?” Amadeus watched Uncle Ernie dressed as Mystery Babylon dancing around the kitchen in a slit skirted red dress and holding an overflowing gold cup of red wine.

    “Because it is,” Renfield acknowledged, “Why Pope Francis doesn’t have a tattoo tattooed to his forehead that says “I am the False Prophet of Revelation Chapter 13″ is beyond me. The symbolism on the new 10 Euro coin there is for anyone who’s a student of Inca mythology to see. Perhaps he’s waiting for the Great Global Reset next year (which will happen if the Biden-Harris ticket wins in November) before he unveils that tattoo on his forehead.”

    Pachamama: The Lady In Red listens to the whispers of El Diablo

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Monday October 19th
    2020.

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    Pachamama, Lenin, Earth Day and The Silence of The Viruses

    April 22, 2020 at 10:19 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

    Pachamama, Lenin, Earth Day and The Silence of the Viruses

    British MP Renfield R. Renfield looked at the calendar.

    April 22nd 2020.

    The 50th Anniversary of Earth Day.

    Which meant it was Lenin’s 150th birthday.

    For Communists who had infiltrated the U.S. environmental movement back in the late ’60s and early ’70s had suggested to their non-Communist compatriots in the movement to declare April 22nd 1970 as the world’s first Earth Day (the Communists knowing full well that the date was Lenin’s 100th Birthday).

    The non-Communist compatriots in the environmental movement all graduates of public school education in the U.S. where History (nor any other subject of value) was no longer taught thought that April 22nd 1970 was just as good a date as any other as far as they were concerned.

    And various gems had emerged in the past week leading up to this particular Earth Day.

    Bishop Marcelo Sanchez Sorondo the Chancellor of the Pontifical Academy of Sciences and the Pontifical Academy of Social Sciences (a man who back in 2018 had described and praised Chinese Communism as the best expression of Catholic Church social doctrine) had written an editorial in Science magazine this past week calling for a one world socialist (read Marxist) government in the “post-pandemic world”.

    And it also turned out that Pope Francis’ Global Education Initiative by which the New Humanism (Pope Francis’ euphemism for Marxism) was to be taught in centres of learning and education all over the world had the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation as one of its major sponsors.

    And American economist Jeffrey Sachs (who had really worked up his Frequent Flyers travel miles points in his trips back and forth to the Vatican since Francis became Pope) had also announced earlier this month that Pope Francis’ 2015 encyclical Laudato si’ should henceforth be regarded as the guidebook for the post-pandemic world.

    Renfield had described Laudato si’ as the sort of book that Karl Marx, Pierre Teilhard de Chardin and Al Gore would have written had the three got together and collaborated on a book.

    “So, I take it that it’s badly written and extremely boring?” His friend Sherrielock Holmes had asked him.

    “Indeed,” Renfield nodded.

    Renfield thought to himself that if William Shakespeare had been asked to give a one sentence review of the book, he’d have described it thus, “Tis a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury signifying nothing.”

    And speaking of Teilhard, there was of course Pachamama.

    Pachamama the Inca earth mother goddess through whom Teilhard had once boasted to Lenin and Trotsky that he could bring about the synthesis of Communism and Christianity.

    Pachamama whose wooden idol statues were welcomed into both the Vatican Gardens and Saint Peter’s Basilica last October.

    And the Pachamama Alliance had celebrated Earth Day at an event in which “former” Communist Van Jones (who had served briefly as Barack Obama’s Green Jobs Czar) had said the pandemic will help “regenerate our planet and social institutions”.

    Former Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev had written a guest column in this week’s TIME Magazine called “When The Pandemic Is Over, The World Must Come Together” in which Gorbachev suggested holding an emergency special session of the UN General Assembly with “revising the entire global agenda as the main topic” leading “toward a new consciousness, a new civilization” (a definite slogan of Maitreyan New Age claptrap meets Marxist-Leninist hogwash).

    Gorbachev, Renfield mused, no doubt sees this virus ridden moment in time as the fulfillment of his November 2nd 1987 speech to the Soviet Communist Party Congress in which he declared his commitment to an eventual One World Communist State and that glasnost and perestroika should only be seen as temporary stepping stones to this ultimate goal, “We are moving towards a new world, the world of Communism. We shall never turn off that road.”

    The UN’s Communist Secretary General Antonio Guterres likewise released a message for what he called “International Mother Earth Day” in which he said the Coronavirus was opening up the opportunity for one planet governed as one.

    And Pope Francis in an address yesterday called for the world’s people to “listen to the silence of the virus. The silence that the virus has imposed on the world and then act accordingly with what that silence is telling us.”

    Pope Francis’ expression “silence of the virus” reminded Renfield of the title of that book about Dr. Hannibal Lecter which was called Silence of The Lambs.

    Renfield sipped a martini, “It appears Pope Francis is leading the lambs to slaughter as they listen to the silence of the viruses.”

    -A vampire novel chapter 
    written by Christopher
    Wednesday April 22nd
    2020


    The Inca earth mother goddess Pachmama awaits the arrival of the Norse wolf Fenrir.

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    Deserted Streets, Teilhard, Pachamama and Cthulhu’s Vicar

    April 13, 2020 at 10:10 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

    Deserted Streets, Teilhard, Pachamama and Cthulhu’s Vicar

    Walking the streets of London while most of the city’s human population was in home isolation and practicing social distancing was Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster.

    He stopped by the British Museum and visited the famous Library reading room.

    He stopped to look at the busts of Charles Darwin and Karl Marx.

    “You know it’s possible that this Covid-19 coronavirus might have a spiritual rather than a materialistic dimension to it,” Darwin’s bust spoke just before it crashed to the floor.

    “Now you tell me,” Marx’s bust noted before it crashed to the floor.

    Teilhard’s flaming disembodied head flew over narrowly missing making a lobster flambé out of Michelangelo.

    Pachamama the Inca earth mother goddess wearing a red dress and drinking a golden goblet of what appeared to be crimson red wine sat on a flying globe of the world as it flew overhead.

    . . .

    Allatallahbel the Vampiress Priestess of Baal was speaking to Pope Francis.

    “This lockdown plays an immense advantage to you, your Cthulhuness,” Allatallahbel pointed out.

    “How so?” Francis asked.

    “Well, there has been increasing talk among some Cardinals and bishops about convening a Church council and having you deposed as Pope,” the Vampiress Priestess noted.

    “Why would they want to depose me as Pope?” Francis looked up from the yet to be papal imprimatured unpublished manuscript by Walter Cardinal Kasper entitled How To Deny 2000 Years of Catholic Christian Doctrine Without Appearing A Manifest Heretic and Apostate In Public.

    “They’re starting to take note of Saint Robert Bellarmine the Universal Doctor of the Church’s argument that should a Pope fall into manifest heresy and apostasy, he has by definition ceased to be Catholic and has therefore ceased to be Pope,” Allatallahbel replied.

    “But this Saint Robert Bellarmine fellow is dead and worse yet he probably didn’t die from the Coronavirus,” Francis pointed out, “so how does his argument apply to me?”.

    “There are some, although I’m pleased to say very few in the clergy, who might appeal to Bellarmine and participate in a Church Council seeking to depose you before you have your chance to sign the Concordat With The Communist Fourth International, the Church of Satan and the Temple of Baphomet,” Allatallahbel drank eye spurted horned lizard blood out of a human skull.

    “And you’re saying the Coronavirus will help prevent the calling of this Church council to depose me?” Francis sneezed into his sleeve.

    “Exactly since everybody in the world must now practice social distancing and home isolation because the global elitists tell us so,” Allatallahbel put silver mascara on her eyelashes, “they won’t be able to meet in person to call a Council to depose you. And if they try to do it via video conferencing, your friends Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates and Xi Jinping could easily hack the conference and push the result your way.”

    “This Coronavirus seems to have a positive side to it,” Francis coughed into his Venus Fly Trap plant that had been given him as a gift by U-2’s Bono.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Monday April 13th 
    2020.

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    Good Friday 2020

    April 10, 2020 at 10:45 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Poetry, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

    Good Friday 2020

    The shooting flames of fire silver haired disembodied head of Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin was having shooters with the Inca earth Mother Goddess Pachamama as well as the demons Baal and Baphomet inside an empty Rome taverna in order to celebrate the 65th Anniversary of his kicking the bucket.

    April 10th 1955 – the date of his death- was an Easter Sunday that year.

    And today- the 65th Anniversary- happened to be a Good Friday.

    The trouble with Teilhard drinking shooters (in addition to the loads of leaks and dripping from his head on to the floor) was that the flames of fire emerging from his silver gray locks of hair rose even higher due to the alcohol intake.

    The priest’s head might soon start to resemble a well endowed brandy filled and just lit Christmas pudding in a Charles Dickens tale.

    “How did you get released from Tartarus anyhow?” Baal asked as he drank a bucketful of different mixed shooters.

    “Pope Francis put in the request with Hades last year and Hades concurred,” Teilhard answered.

    “Why was just your head released?” Baphomet inquired as he looked at his bright pink fingernail polished hands and hooves.

    “Well it was originally all of me,” Teilhard explained, “Unfortunately for me, Cerberus failed to get the memo from Hades that I was to be temporarily released. So he bit my head off with one of his snarling heads when I tried to leave the Underworld. He made mincemeat out of the rest of my body and a tailor who specialized in sewing occultic garments for Freemasons during his lifetime is currently trying to sew my spectral ghostly body back together.”

    “What a bummer!” Hiccoughed Baal.

    “I always find bummers quite delightful myself,” the bisexual bi-species demon harrumphed in lisping fashion.

    Pachamama laughed as she sipped a Mai Tai and toyed with the elegant sleeves of her scarlet red dress.

    . . .

    Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was having a dream where Bill Gates was in the laboratory of Dr. Victor Frankenstein’s castle.

    “I’m financing the development of 7 different vaccines for the Covid-19 Coronavirus,” Gates cackled madly to the long suffering hunchback Igor, “all of which will be made with the embryonic stem cells of babies sacrificed to Moloch. Waaahaaughaaaa!”.

    Gates went totally insane as lightening and thunder flashed around the castle.

    Melinda Gates entered the lab sporting a hairstyle that very much resembled that of the Bride of Frankenstein as played by Elsa Lanchester in the 1935 film.

    “I’m having a bad hair day!” Melinda shrieked into the mirror just before it broke.

    . . .

    On this Good Friday, Archbishop Michel Aupetit of Paris joined by 7 priests and a female choir singer led a Good Friday service in veneration of the Crown of Thorns in Notre Dame Cathedral four days before the 1st anniversary of the devastating fire that occurred there.

    . . .

    On a Cross almost 2000 years ago
    The Lord Jesus Christ was the Lamb of God slain for the sins of the world,
    Minutes before His Death,
    Jesus momentarily experienced 
    in a moment that must have felt like an eternity 
    what an individual human soul feels when he/she experiences the knowledge of eternal separation from God now and forever- never ending 
    In a scream of agony that could be heard all across Jerusalem 
    These bloodcurdling words, 
    Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani, 
    My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me? 
    poured forth from Jesus’ lips 
    And in that moment,
    Jesus Christ,
    Son of God, Son of Mary,
    experienced the agony of the eternally damned.
    Then having lived that moment in what must have seemed an eternity, 
    Jesus said, I thirst 
    And having received a sponge filled with vinegar on his lips, 
    He cried,
    It is finished.
    And gave up His own spirit.

    -A vampire novel chapter and poem
    written by Christopher
    Good Friday 
    April 10th 2020.

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    Amorous Laetitia, Teilhard, Pachamama and The New World Order

    March 25, 2020 at 10:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

    Amorous Laetitia, Teilhard, Pachamama and The New World Order

    Amorous Laetitia the familiar black cat of Hecate the Greek goddess of witchcraft (an animal who sadly was never mentioned in most Greek mythology textbooks) was wandering the lonely streets of Rome.

    It was rather nice of that Coronavirus to be keeping people off the streets for her.

    Amorous Laetitia broke into her favourite Rome taverna (which was now closed because of the countrywide lockdown) and helped herself to a bottle of Baileys Irish Cream which she poured into ten large saucers for Amorous Laetitia preferred drinking Baileys Irish Cream to drinking milk.

    Afterwards she pranced down the street doing a feline Irish jig which was the usual after effect of drinking Baileys Irish Cream that came upon her.

    As she pranced and danced, Pachamama the Inca earth mother goddess walked by accompanied by the flaming fiery disembodied head of Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin.

    Pachamama had been in the Vatican quite a bit recently ever since wooden statues of her had been brought into the Vatican Gardens last October.

    Amorous Laetitia herself had been living in the Vatican the past several years ever since her mistress Hecate’s head had been buried inside the High Altar of Saint Peter’s Basilica roughly around the same time that Pope Francis had written an apostolic exhortation on love and the family that he called Amoris Laetitia.

    Last December at a Vatican Christmas Concert, a female shaman from the Amazon had led various Italian Catholic bishops and priests into praying to Pachamama as they held their hands over their hearts to pick up the vibrations of Mother Earth.

    Later the Missionary Society of The Italian Conference of Catholic Bishops had published a prayer to Pachamama asking her to impart her special blessings on the land of Italy.

    And now a few months later in March 2020, Italy’s death toll from the Coronavirus was now higher than that of China where, as Donald Trump is never tired of reminding us, the Coronavirus originated.

    So, if Amorous Laetitia could talk, she might ask, “How is that prayer and those blessings working out for you so far, Bishops?”.

    . . .

    British MP Renfield R. Renfield and the London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set were having a discussion on which particular group of globalist elitists were going to use this Coronavirus pandemic as an excuse to bring about a New World Order (the globalist euphemism for a one world government) under their control.

    Mused Set, “There were always various theories on how the globalists would be able to get the world to become as one and accept a New World Order. One theory was the world would become as one as a result of fear of nuclear war. Another theory was that the globalists would stage a phoney ET invasion from outer space to get the world to become one. Yet another theory was the globalists would use fear of climate change. Yet nobody anywhere predicted that it would be a little tiny virus running amuck that would cause the world such panic that it would be forced to act in unison as one which might allow the globalist totalitarian with the winning deck of cards in his pocket to step up upon the world stage and collect all the marbles. The answer of how to bring this all about lay with an eency weency virus.”

    “The answer was under our noses all this time,” Renfield noted as he sneezed.

    -A vampire novel chapter 
    written by Christopher
    Wednesday March 25th
    2020.

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    The Black Hand, Gnostic God Abraxas, Thanatotheristes, Teilhard and Tezcatlipoca

    March 23, 2020 at 10:58 pm (Avatar Speaks, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, Politics, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

    The Black Hand, Gnostic God Abraxas, Thanatotheristes, Teilhard and Tezcatlipoca 

    Sexual predatory Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein was showering by himself in a shower at the Wende Correctional Facility near Buffalo, New York.

    He suddenly dropped the soap.

    He bent over to pick it up.

    An 8 foot tall giant mammalian bat with the head of a Thanatotheristes (the name meant Reaper of Death in Greek and referred to a new species of T-Rex that had been discovered 10 years ago in the Western Canadian province of Alberta) pulled out his phallus (which was a living cobra snake) from the pants of the extra tall extra large sized waterproof Armani suit he was wearing and sodomized Weinstein in the rear end as he was bending over.

    “Where the Hell did you come from?” Asked a surprised Weinstein.

    “From Hell,” the strange hybrid answered, “I’m the demon of the Covid-19 Coronavirus.”

    “That’s Chinese virus,” a small hybrid creature who was part weasel and part worm and who was a staunch Donald Trump supporter remarked as he crawled across the prison shower room floor.

    The weasel worm hybrid was crushed by the bat body Thanatotheristes headed cobra phallic Covid-19 Coronavirus demon.

    Later the news media reported that Weinstein had come down with the Coronavirus.

    . . .

    Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was looking into his pot smoking late Victorian/early Edwardian antique mirror when suddenly the image of Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of smoking mirrors appeared to him.

    Spoke Tezcatlipoca, “Tomorrow as you bring forth emergency legislation to deal with the financial and economic fallout from the Coronavirus crisis, I want you to include Emergency Financial Powers Legislation that will give your Finance Minister Bill Morneau power to govern the economy by dictatorial fiat – raise taxes, lower taxes, get rid of old taxes, bring in new taxes- without needing the approval of the Canadian Parliament beforehand. Grant him this power until December 2021.”

    “Why should I do that?” Inquired a stunned Justin.

    “Just do it,”” Tezcatlipoca blew great plumes of smoke as he blew his top.

    “All right,” answered Justin meekly.

    . . .

    The disembodied head of the Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin (who had flames of fire emerging from the silver gray locks of hair on his head) was writing a poem on the walls of a subway station in Moscow, Russia.

    The poem was being written for him by a severed hand that had been burnt charcoal black.

    The severed hand dubbed the Black Hand had once belonged to the Norse god Tyr but had been bitten off by the fierce Norse wolf Fenrir when Tyr bound him.

    The hand had been burnt a charcoal black after the Battle of Kosovo had been fought between the Serbian Prince Lazar and the Ottoman Turks on June 15th 1389 when a group of surviving warriors had tried to cook dinner for themselves.

    The hand in the fire, after it had been burnt a charcoal black, crawled away.

    Teilhard directed the Black Hand to write to the Coronavirus,

    “Oh, what a beautiful virus you are, you are,
    What a beautiful virus you are,
    Thou art the Alpha Point,
    The virus that attacked the first one-celled organism starting the whole process of Darwinian evolution,
    And it turns out, thou art the Omega Point as well 
    The total sum of Christ Consciousness 
    Bringing forth Pachamama’s revenge upon humanity.
    Amen.”

    When the moving finger of the Black Hand wrote and the eyes of disembodied head Teilhard wept tears of joy, the Jesuit’s mouth cackled in laughter.

    Seconds later, a cream pie with Holy Water in it was thrown in his face.

    A group of Harvey Wallbanger drinking Moscow policemen swore to their superiors afterwards that a 6 foot 8 tall bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears had done it.

    . . .

    Israel’s Health Minister Yaakov Litzman, when recently asked about the Coronavirus in Israel, had replied that Moshiach (the Jewish Messiah) would arrive before Passover this year and save the entire world.

    Passover this year begins on Wednesday April 8th.

    Meanwhile the ancient Gnostic god Abraxas (who had the head of a rooster, the arms and torso of a man, and whose legs were two slithering serpents) had appeared to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and asked him to grant the recently formed Israeli Sanhedrin permission to sacrifice a paschal lamb at an altar on the Temple Mount on Passover for the first time in 2000 years.

    -A vampire novel chapter 
    written by Christopher
    Monday March 23rd
    2020.

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