Dr. Marmalade Montague and The Alien Saviour

December 14, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Religion, Science, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

Set Enterprises’ eccentric researcher Dr. Marmalade Montague was talking to Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher.

“I’ve been studying cults and their methods of mind control,” Dr. Montague commented.

“That’s nice,” Dr. Rocher remarked as he was studying his great-grandmother’s recipe for duck a l’orange with which he intended to surprise his wife and family on Christmas Day.

“Did you know that there are a few cults that use drugs as a form of mind control?” Dr. Montague pointed out.

“I’ve heard that,” Dr. Rocher wondered why Sherrielock Holmes (his immortal and forever youthful great-grandmother) would add Bavarian wild mushrooms to Duck a l’Orange.

“Do you know there are some Vatican cardinals who are expecting the arrival of an alien saviour?” Montague had had this information relayed to him by Samhaim Cardinal Salaman.

“Do you mean alien as in immigrant refugee?” Dr. Rocher was baffled by the adding of cranberries to Duck a l’orange.

“No, alien as in ET,” Dr. Montague answered.

“ET?” Dr. Rocher looked up from the adding of black licorice whips, Welch’s blue grape juice and tomatoed buns to Duck a l’orange.

“As in Extraterrestrial visitor from another world,” Dr. Montague took off his tin foil Viking helmet with buffalo horns.

“Wow, that is different,” Dr. Rocher returned to his recipe.

“Do you suppose Pope Francis believes in an alien ET saviour since all indications are he doesn’t seem to believe in Jesus Christ as true God incarnate as man?” Dr. Montague inquired.

“I have no idea,” Dr. Rocher was wondering whether he shouldn’t try a recipe for lasagne a la Giordano Bruno that he had just found on the Internet rather than his great-grandmother’s recipe for Duck a l’orange.

“Do you suppose Pope Francis reads Chinese?” Montague inquired.

“Don’t know,” Dr. Montague phoned Lydo’s of London Chinese Food at 426-5050 Baker Street as he was starting to get the munchies after smoking his hybrid t-rex giraffe Julius’ Rastafarian peace pipe.

“Because he approved the CCP’s Chinese translation of the Bible to be used by the Catholic Church in China,” Dr. Montague pointed out.

“Well that would make more sense than approving a Hebridean Gaelic translation of the Bible to be used by the Catholic Church in China,” Dr. Rocher remarked.

“Well, you know the Gospel of John Chapter 8 verses 3 to 11 where the Pharisees present Christ with the woman taken in adultery and say she should be stoned (as in rocks thrown at her not in the psychedelic sense) to death in accordance with Moses’ law and Christ says, “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone” and so all the Pharisees left and didn’t stone her?” Dr. Montague explained.

“I seem to recall that story from Sunday School,” Dr. Rocher sipped some milk and ate some cookies.”

“Well in the CCP approved Chinese Bible translation of that chapter and verse, Jesus says, “I am a sinful man myself and even though I am a sinful man, I am going to fulfill the law” and he picks up the rocks and stones her to death himself,” Dr. Montague noted.

“What?” This time Dr. Rocher was genuinely shocked, “Jesus Christ is presented as both a sinful man and a murderer in the CCP Chinese Bible translation that Pope Francis approved?”.

“He is,” Dr. Montague nodded.

“Wow,” Dr. Rocher was stunned by this news.

“So maybe Francis is more a Vicar of an Alien Saviour rather than a Vicar of Christ,” Dr. Montague noted.

“And maybe someone in the Vatican wants to use drugs (like in a mind control cult that uses drugs for mind control),” Dr. Montague went on, “to get the world’s population to accept a supposedly alien ET saviour when he arrives.”

“How would you get most of the world’s population to use this drug to accept someone as an alien ET saviour?” Dr. Rocher asked.

“What,” Dr. Montague went on like an enthusiastic Sherlock Holmes at 221 B Baker Baker Street, “if it was put into a vaccine to battle what is called a worldwide pandemic?”.


This year’s 2020 Sci-Fi Cyborg Nativity Scene in Saint Peter’s Square:
Conditioning humanity to accept an Alien ET Saviour?


Aliens, aliens, everywhere and not a drop to drink?
But what about a drug rush?

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday December 14th
2020.

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Buckley’s Ghost

November 24, 2020 at 11:50 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Today would have been William F. Buckley Jr.’s 95th birthday if he had still been alive (Buckley having been born on November 24th 1925).

As such he had been given a couple of days of dispensational release from the Underworld by Hades.

Today he was once again joining famed British interviewer David Frost for an interview.

“Now yesterday,” Frost noted, “You were talking about how Pope Francis was meeting with ‘woke’ NBA athletes and officials at the Vatican. Anything to add to that?”.

“Yes,” Buckley held two ghostly fingers against his ghostly chin in a thoughtful pose, “I noticed neither the Pope nor those he was meeting with were practicing social distancing nor wearing masks which I understand is all the current rage among global Marxist elitists these days. Although they seemed to spend more time urging the plebs to do it rather than practicing it themselves. As can be seen from this photo of Francis and the ‘woke’ NBA athletes and officials.”

“Didn’t Francis in his new book Let Us Dream in which he outlines his dystopian Marxist totalitarian nightmare vision for the future,” Frost pointed out, “Didn’t he lambast people for protesting the wearing of masks even though he rarely wears masks himself?”.

“He did,” Buckley’s ghost nodded and smiled, “Hypocrite, thy name is Francis.”

“Didn’t he also get after people for not protesting the lack of clean drinking water in various villages across the planet?” Frost inquired.

“He did,” Buckley put his ghostly arms behind his ghostly head and leaned back to answer the question, “Only a Communist would be stupid enough to think that protesting the lack of clean drinking water in various villages will help alleviate the problem. The pragmatist’s approach to resolving this issue would be to actually build clean drinking water pumps and facilities in those villages.”

“I understand there was another meeting held at the Vatican yesterday besides Francis meeting the ‘woke’ NBA players and officials?” Frost chewed on the ghostly eraser at the end of his ghostly pencil.

“There was,” Buckley’s ghost nodded, “There was a meeting between the PRC (People’s Republic of China) Ministry of Agriculture and the Vatican Secretariat of State to discuss the topic of Agriculture and Starvation.”

“Agriculture and starvation?” Frost’s ghost raised a ghostly eyebrow.

“Yes,” Buckley stretched his arms, “The subjects of agriculture and starvation are two subjects that seem to be dear to the Communist mind. In Stalinist Soviet Ukraine of 1932-33, the Communists showed their lack of expertise in agriculture (leaving that to the kulaks) but showed themselves masters of starvation (stealing food from the kulaks at the point of bayonet and gun). In Maoist China in the 1950s, they again showed their lack of expertise in agriculture (leaving that to the rural peasants) but showed themselves masters of starvation (stealing food from the rural peasants at the point of bayonet and gun). And the whole thing seems to have been repeated ad nauseum in various Communist states across the world.”

“So it’s actually a scary thing that the Communist Vatican and the Communist regime in Beijing,” Frost’s ghost bit off the ghostly eraser from the ghostly pencil with his ghostly teeth, “are meeting to discuss agriculture and starvation just as the world stands on the brink of a global Great Reset Marxist-Leninist New World Order?”.

“Indeed food plants and distribution businesses being shut down as a result of technocratic “health experts” with massive messianic complexes and power filled ego trips in this time of Covid,” Buckley’s ghost leaned forward in his ghostly chair, “shall lead to massive starvation in many countries next year but that’s something all those yacking about the Great Reset are not talking about.”

Meanwhile as AP Associated Press declared “President-elect” Joe Biden announced his gay and merry band of Communists who would serve in his cabinet, the ghosts of Abraham Lincoln, Ulysses S. Grant and Robert E. Lee (now all allies in the wake of the Neo-Bolshevik Communist threat to America) sailed in a ghostly battleship up the Potomac River.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday November 24th
2020.

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Fighting Covid Communism On The Feast Day of Blessed Miguel Pro

November 23, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Religion, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

“Today is the Feast Day of Blessed Miguel Pro a Mexican priest who was executed on this date (November 23rd) back in 1927 by the pro-Communist government of Mexican President Plutarcho Elias Calles for daring to say Mass during government imposed lockdowns.
Apparently there was some sort of virus that the Mexican Communist government claimed was raging through the country at the time.
Any resemblance between the Mexico of the 1920s and the world of the 2020s is purely coincidental.
It’s as the late French President Gen. Charles de Gaulle once said, “The more things change, the more they remain the same”.”
-Rev. Fr. Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds, friend of Amadeus Emanon and British MP Renfield R. Renfield

“Of course the official reason the Calles government gave,” Father Saint Edmunds explained to Dulcinea Lucia, “was that Father Miguel was involved in the assassination attempt on the life of former Mexican President Alvaro Obregon. But it was a trumped up charge.”

“Do you think any current governments would execute priests for saying Mass during current Covid lockdowns?” Dulcinea Lucia asked.

“Well I imagine the current Irish government would like to try it,” Father Saint Edmunds reflected aloud, “As well as New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo and California Gov. Gavin Newsom. Probably a few other U.S. governors and Mayors as well if they had the power.”

. . .

Today Pope Francis met with NBA players and NBA league executives to discuss social justice in the United States.

The story was to be announced and reported on a London England local radio station by news announcer Bertie Birmingham.

The station news producer asked the sound man, “Where’s Bertie Birmingham? I haven’t seen him.”

“He’s come down with laryngitis,” the sound engineer answered, “although Britain’s NHS are marking it down on their charts as Covid-19 in compliance with current World Health Organization regulations.”

“Then who’s filling in for Bertie on this news broadcast?” The producer demanded to know.

“Renfield R. Renfield,” the sound engineer replied.

“Shit,” the producer hit his forehead.

Renfield was already starting to report live on-air on the Pope Francis meets NBA story adding his own Renfieldian ad libs, “The Commie loving fag Jesuit on the throne of Peter meets with Commie loving ‘woke’ NBA BLM thug SJWs…”

. . .

The ghost of William F. Buckley Jr. had just been given a daily dispensational pass from the Underworld of Hades and he was currently being interviewed by the ghost of noted British interviewer David Frost who likewise had been given the same daily pass.

“Well you know David I never thought I’d live to see the day that a Communist sodomite was sitting on the throne of Peter and of course I didn’t,” Buckley’s ghost had a wry glint in his eye, “However I have been informed that the Communist wilting flower Francis is soon to be releasing a new book in English (ghost written by somebody else since Francis seems to have a Joe Biden like problem when it comes to coherently expressing himself in the English language or, in the pontiff’s case, expressing himself coherently in any language for that matter) called Let Us Dream in which he sets forth his global Marxist-Leninist nightmare vision for the world. He also seems to suggest that anti-Communists in the world of politics, media, religion and the arts in our current Covid times are comparable to those promoting Nazi and Fascist policies in the 1930s. He seems to forget that that great British gentleman Winston Churchill was both anti-Nazi/Fascist and anti-Communist.”

“So what do you think of today’s world?” Frost asked Buckley.

“Well just today Communist China’s paramount leader Xi Jinping just announced that he’d like to see every citizen on earth, not just in China but on the entire planet, embedded with their own personal bar code,” Buckley’s ghost winced, “and of course Klaus Schwab, Bill Gates and various Transhumanist global technocrats are working on that just in time for our post-Covid world.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday November 23rd
2020.


This woman says she’ll not be taking the Mark of the Beast which is being promoted by Covid Communists and globalist Transhumanist technocrats.

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Klaus Schwab, Build Back Better and The Great Reset

November 21, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Science, Technology, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

“From Klaus Barbie to Klaus Schwab, there has been no shortage of Germanic villains in recent world history.”
-Renfield R. Renfield MP

Evil Transhumanist mad scientist engineer (both social and technical) and World Economic Forum Executive Chairman Klaus Schwab has as the mantra for his proposed global Great Reset, “Build back better.”

The term “Build back better” first surfaced in a UN Press Release back on April 22nd of this year to mark International Mother Earth Day (a faux holiday created by the UN back in 2009).

April 22nd 1970 was the world’s first Earth Day (celebrated on the 100th Anniversary of the birth of Soviet Union founder Lenin) to mark ecological and environmental concerns.

In 2009, the UN changed the name to International Mother Earth Day under the influence of UN Teilhardian Marxist bureaucrats in order to honour Pachamama the Inca Earth Mother goddess.

French Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin back in the 1920s saw Pachamama as the figure through which a synthesis of Marxism and Catholic Christianity could come about.

The Inca Empire (for whom Pachamama was their Earth Mother deity) which lasted from 1438 to 1533 practiced a form of “scientific socialism”.

After the UN Press Release for International Mother Earth Day April 22nd 2020 came out with its mantra slogan for the Great Reset “Build back better”, numerous idiotic politicians around the world adopted that slogan as their own.

Boris Johnson: Build back better.

Justin Trudeau: Build back better.

Joe Biden: Build back better. (In fact the senile old fool also adopted that mantra “Build back better” as his campaign slogan along with
“(Satanic) Battle For The Soul of A Nation” )

Klaus Schwab (at World Economic Forum meeting): Build back better.

“A camel is God’s way of letting the world know what a horse would look like if it had been designed by a committee instead of designed by God.”
-Renfield R. Renfield MP

“Build back better,” The camel said to Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster as the transport of the desert appeared to him in the crustacean’s dreams.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Saturday night podcast examining the vision Klaus Schwab held for a Transhumanist future.

Renfield: “The Great Reset will force us to question what it means to be human,” says evil mastermind Schwab.
In the post-pandemic future, in addition to carrying a digital certificate showing that you have taken the vaccine, “people will also have to undergo risk assessment brain scans before being allowed to travel.”
In Schwab’s Great Reset society, “Humans will be given implantable microchips that will allow computers to be able to read people’s thoughts.”
These chips and the mind reading machines will be able to “assess a person’s guilt and retrieve memories from people’s minds.”
The 2002 film Minority Report with Tom Cruise Schwab doesn’t see as “dystopian but rather the next logical step in human evolution.”
So a pre-crime monitoring of people’s thoughts, a digital vaccine certificate and risk assessment brain scans before you travel, welcome to the future, especially you people who voted for the Biden-Harris ticket in the recent U.S. Presidential election.
Yes friends, Karl Schwab sees a Ray Kurzweil style “Transhumanist merger of man and machine as the next step in human evolution.”
We will have “microchips in our bodies and in our brains”.
According to Schwab, “This will change how we interface with the world and force us to examine what it means to be human.”
Machines will “read our brain waves and know our emotions in a world run by globalist technocrats”.
Mad scientist movies of the 1930s, ’40s and ’50s tried to warn us. James Bond movies of the 1960s and ’70s tried to warn us. Dystopian fiction tried to warn us. The Book of Revelation aka The Apocalypse in the Bible, particularly Chapter 13, tried to warn us.
To paraphrase Don McLean’s song Vincent, “We did not listen, we did not know how, perhaps we’ll listen now.”
And of course now is probably too late.

As Renfield concludes his podcast, a red dragon with green eyes emits a large holographic image of a mixed camel/horse hybrid over London that speaks and in an automated cyber voice says, “Build back better”.


Persephone Queen of the Underworld in the moonlight after the sun finally sets on humanity for the last time and a “Brave New World” of man and machine interface appears on Darwinian evolutionary charts.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday November 21st
2020.

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Demon Moloch Addresses His Disciples In BBC Newsroom

November 18, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Rebel News Canada one of the few independent and non-Marxist news media outlets in Canada visited the office building home of Dominion Voting (the vote tabulation company whose vote tabulation machines in key battleground states suddenly flipped thousands and thousands and thousands of votes from Donald Trump to Joe Biden at the last minute on election night Tuesday November 3rd) at 215 Spadina Avenue in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.

They were shocked to discover that Dominion Voting actually shares an office floor with the Tides Foundation.

Tides which recently changed its name to Make Way is an extreme left eco-radical charity that is financed by George Soros.

When the Rebel News camera crew were inside the Dominion Voting Building at 215 Spadina Avenue in Toronto, they were removed from the building by the building manager.

Before they were removed by the building manager for committing the heinous offense of journalism (a heinous offense that the mainstream Marxist media has never been guilty of the past 20 years) they discovered that Tides and Dominion had requested the building manager remove all signage and references to their shared building occupancy.

Rebel News in its investigation had discovered documents that Dominion Voting had donated almost $50,000 to Hillary Clinton’s personal foundation.

Of course only independent news media outlets such as Rebel News would bother investigating and reporting on this.

For the mainstream Marxist media news outlets believe in lies and not the truth.

. . .

Ghost of Joseph Stalin: “My spirit has effectively taken over the BBC (which now stands for British Bolshevik Corporation).

My former ally and erstwhile enemy Winnie (Winston Churchill) must be spinning in his grave.

They the BBC have definitely become the Ministry of Truth of Orwell’s 1984.”

As Stalin enjoyed himself pontificating while sitting at the desk of the late BBC comedian Jimmy Savile, the demon Moloch was standing (maskless of course since he was a global overlord of the plant) in the middle of the BBC newsroom giving a pep talk to his many disciples among the reporters and news editors of BBC World News.

Moloch (injesting a plateload of human babies): Thank you for your splendid efforts on my behalf and on behalf of my many allies.
As you know the British public and the public of the world are gullible sheep.
They think an organization which knew about and did nothing and in many cases covered up for BBC actors and stars who were guilty of rape, pedophilia and necrophilia, they think an organization such as this is actually going to tell the truth about Covid-19 and also tell the truth about who actually won the U.S. Presidential election.

Moloch then starts to cackle and laugh uproariously.

His disciples among the reporters and news editors of BBC news, soon join in on the demonic and satanic laughter and cackling, sounding equally demonic and satanic in their cackling and laughter.

. . .

British MP Renfield R. Renfield reading the news on his own independent non-Marxist news podcast:

The Vatican is turning its Social Media Department of Pope Francis Instagram, Twitter and Facebook Account Staff writers upside down in an effort to find the heterosexual male in the department who dared to Like in Francis’ name a female lingerie model on Instagram.

Such things are Verboten in Pope Francis’ Vatican.

You can like a Burt Reynolds Cosmopolitan Centrefold picture but not a photo of a female lingerie model.


Natalia Garibotto, 27, the Brazilian lingerie model whose Instagram photo of her wearing a tartan schoolgirl skirt, stockings and suspenders was apparently “liked” by Pope Francis on his Instagram account.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday November 18th
2020.

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Oath of Personal Loyalty To Pope Francis: The New World Order Approacheth

November 13, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Religion, Sorcery, Spy Tales, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was having a conversation with his friend Amadeus Emanon via Skype.

“So Amadeus,” Renfield was eating a tuna fish sandwich, “The Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit has discovered the oath of personal loyalty to Pope Francis that all Catholics -lay, clergy, monks and nuns will have to take next year or face automatic excommunication from the Catholic Church.”

“What the–!” Amadeus looked shocked with horror.

“Yes, it’s as Hector Barbossa’s ghost said to Miss Elizabeth Swann in the very first Pirates of the Caribbean movie, “You better start believing in ghost stories, Missy, you’re living in one.” So to bring it up to date,” Renfield noted, “You better start believing in dystopian movies, Amadeus, you’re living in one. And so is everybody else in this decade of the 2020s.”

“How did you uncover this oath?” Amadeus had stopped eating which was rare for him.

“Long story,” Renfield sipped his whisky, “It was a priest in Mexico who wrote the original oath – in Spanish. It is now being translated into all languages. The copy Set Enterprises has is the one to be said in the Anglican Ordinariates of the Catholic Church next year. Back in November 2009, Pope Benedict XVI issued an Apostolic Constitution Anglicanorum Coetibus by which Anglicans would be allowed to enter the Catholic Church in full Communion with the Bishop of Rome but at the same time would be be able to maintain some of their Anglican traditions and liturgy. For this purpose, 3 Anglican Ordinariates were created in the Catholic Church across the world. They are the Personal Ordinariate of Our Lady of Walsingham in the United Kingdom, the Personal Ordinariate of the Chair of Saint Peter in North America and the Personal Ordinariate of Our Lady of the Southern Cross in Australia. This copy of the oath Set Enterprises obtained is the one to be said in all those 3 Anglican Ordinariates.”

“What does the oath say?” Amadeus inquired.

I believe in Pope Francis as the legitimate successor of the Apostle Peter. I believe that the Holy Ghost speaks to the Church through him. I believe that he guides the Catholic Church as a true Pastor. I believe that he is diligently concerned with all of humanity, because we are all brothers and sons of God. I believe in his magisterium, which is in perfect harmony with the faith and morals of the Church. I believe that his personal opinions reflect the evangelical attitudes of the believers in Christ. I reject all offenses, aspersions and insults towards his person. As for those who reject his authority, I affirm that they are in ecclesiastical error as much as in error of communion.

We ask all of this of Thee, O Lord, through Jesus Christ our Lord.

Renfield finished reading the oath.

“He sounds like the False Prophet of the Book of Revelation Chapter 13,” whispered an astounded and shocked Amadeus.

“No other Pope in history has required a personal oath of loyalty to himself,” Renfield nodded, “Requiring an oath of personal loyalty to a leader is more Stalinist and Maoist than Catholic.”

“We are all living in a dystopian novel,” Amadeus sighed.

“Yes,” Renfield nodded, “In a plot conceived by a group of Soviet KGB officers in the late 1980s, a 30 year plan was launched beginning in 1990. By having the USSR collapse and the Communist dictatorships of Central and Eastern Europe freed, the West was lulled into thinking Communism was dead. Nothing could be further from the truth. The plan was for a Marxist-Leninist U.S. If the United States went Communist, the whole world would go Communist. The final linchpin would be President Hillary. But a modern day would be Julius Caesar named Donald Trump upset their plans in 2016. So all stops were pulled out. Including a bio-engineered virus from the Wuhan Institute of Virology being intentionally released on the world. As the world’s whole population put on face masks and cowered in their homes in lockdown, the Neo-Bolsheviks were planning the most daring global coup of our time. Instead of Leonard Cohen’s First we take Manhattan and then we take Berlin, it was first we take the Papacy and then we take the Presidency. Francis belongs to the Neo-Bolsheviks and if they can put an end to Trump’s recounts, Communist stooge Biden will take the Presidency and then Hillary Clinton’s Apostolic Successor Kamala Harris. Only a true artist could come up with such a plan. The demon in Hell who came up with it must be congratulated as a true artist.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Chrisopher
Friday November 13th
2020.

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Leonard Constantinople’s Revenge On Islamist Terrorists For The Attack On Notre Dame Basilica In Nice

October 29, 2020 at 10:41 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Early today, three people were killed in a knife attack at Notre Dame Basilica in the southern French city of Nice.

The three were attacked inside the basilica while waiting for morning Mass to begin.

Two of the victims died inside the church: a 60-year-old woman who was “virtually beheaded” and a 55-year-old man whose throat was cut.

The male victim was a lay member of the staff who was responsible for the upkeep of the Church. He had a wife and two children.

Another woman, aged 44, managed to flee to a nearby cafe after being stabbed several times but died later in hospital.

The Islamist terrorist suspect was shot and wounded by French police.

He was later identified by French prosecutors as Brahim Aioussaoi a 21-year-old Tunisian national who had arrived in France earlier this month.

He was carrying a document issued by the Italian Red Cross.

He had apparently travelled by boat from Tunisia to the Italian island of Lampedusa in September.

He had shouted “Allahu Akbar!” (Arabic for Allah is the greatest!) while repeatedly stabbing his victims.

He was the type of immigrant that the Communist globalist Pope Francis was always having wet dreams over and thought that more and more should be let into Europe with his promotion of an Open Borders policy.

Christian Estrosi the Mayor of Nice spoke of “Islamo-Fascism” a somewhat different term from the Roman pontiff’s blathering drivel about a “new spirit of human fraternity in the world”.

In his monastic rabbit hole near Mont Saint Michel in northern France, Leonard Constantinople the Crusader Rabbit had heard about the attacks.

Leonard Constantinople was recently created in a lab by Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher.

The cute adorable looking bunny rabbit was a combination of Leonard MacDavid a 12th Century Scottish Crusader knight and the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.

Leonard quickly drove down to Nice in a shiny red sports car.

He happened to find a cell of Islamist terrorists in the city meeting in an abandoned warehouse that had once belonged to the Stephen Roi and Carrie Blanche Blood Sausage Company.

Leonard entered the warehouse holding a stick and waving a carrot.

The action distracted the Islamist terrorists and Leonard then leapt on each Islamist terrorist biting his head off.

Each time before biting an Islamist terrorist’s head off, Leonard Constantinople the Crusader Rabbit would shout “Allah sucks! Allah is a loser!” in Arabic.

Twenty four Islamist terrorists lost their heads in all.

Leonard Constantinople’s Crusade had begun.

. . .

Democratic Party Presidential candidate Joe Biden had received a mysterious cryptic note in an envelope that said, “I know what you did in the shower!”.

Biden scratched his head.

He had taken several young women and young girls into the shower with him over the years.

To what incident was the writer of the message referring?

. . .

It has become standard fare for leftist celebrities these days to proclaim that they’re letting their children decide their own genders.

And the latest is pregnant supermodel Emily Ratajkowski writing in Vogue Magazine that she and her husband won’t know “the gender of our baby until our child is 18 and they’ll let us know then.”

Anxious to take a break from writing about Covid and government lockdowns all over Europe, a BBC reporter decided to contact British MP Renfield R. Renfield and get his reaction to the Emily Ratajkowski Vogue story.

Said Renfield, “Well from that quote you just read me, there’s a word that comes most preeminently to mind when thinking of Emily Ratajkowski and that word is “airhead”. On the other hand, we now know what being “woke” means. Being “woke” means having failed the principles of elementary human biology that one should have really learned back in school. These are generally the same sort of people who are blathering on about listening to Science when it comes to Climate Change or listening to Science when it comes to Covid-19 but at the same time these “woke” zombie idiots are incapable of listening to Science when it comes to the principles of elementary human biology.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday October 29th
2020.

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Pope Francis Kisses Al-Azhar Mosque Imam On Lips, Sheik Ahmed al-Tayeb Calls On French Government To Behead Mohammed Blasphemers In Future

October 23, 2020 at 10:59 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Romance, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Yesterday as part of the Vatican Papal Peace Summit 2020, Pope Francis met with Sheikh Ahmed al-Tayeb the Grand Imam of Cairo Egypt’s Al-Azhar Mosque and University.

Upon meeting one another, the two kissed one another passionately on the lips.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield suggested that this might mark the beginnings of an interfaith gay civil union between Pope and Grand Imam in a ceremony that might be presided over by the Archbishop of Canterbury, the Dalai Lama and the head of the Satanic Temple USA.

Sheikh Ahmed al-Tayeb the Grand Imam of Al-Azhar Mosque was the man who signed the Document On Human Fraternity For World Peace and Living Together better known as the Abu Dhabi Declaration with Pope Francis back on February 4th 2019 in the city of Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates.

Following his penchant for promoting world peace, human fraternity and living together, Sheikh Ahmed al-Tayeb said at the Vatican Papal Peace Summit that while he disapproved of the Islamist terrorist beheading of French schoolteacher Samuel Paty last week for having shown blasphemous cartoons of the Prophet Mohammed to his students in a class on free speech, he noted that it would not have happened if the French government had beheaded Mr. Paty for blasphemy instead.

The grand imam urged the adoption of a global law against Islamophobia so that it should no longer be the “duty” of terrorists to behead unpopular people but rather the Islamophile governments of the world should do it directly.

Asked to comment on the Grand Imam’s remarks, Mr. Renfield said “That this is proof positive that one can’t be a satirist anymore.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday October 23rd
2020.

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Pope Francis Has Dinner With Baphomet

October 21, 2020 at 10:35 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Religion, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Samhain Cardinal Salaman the former professional stage magician turned Cardinal was having a telephone interview with his former ghostly stage apprentice Belvedere the Ghost White Salamander reporter for The Times of London.

“Well,” Samhain Cardinal Salaman began, “Pope Francis has decided to mark the one year anniversary of Austrian Catholic layman Alexander Tschugguel throwing the Pachamama idols into the Tiber River by announcing that he’s in favour of sodomite civil unions.”

“How was the announcement made?” Belvedere wrote swiftly in his spectral notebook with his spectral quill pen.

“Through the world premiere of a movie that Pope Francis had shown in Rome today,” Salaman answered, “The movie is called Francesco and is about Pope Francis’ favourite person of all time Pope Francis and his agenda for a pro-Sodom and Gomorrah Communist utopia that he envisions for a post pandemic world.”

Meanwhile in his Vatican apartment, Pope Francis was having dinner with the demon Baphomet to celebrate the occasion.

An Amazon River rainforest guinea pig was suckling milk off the Baphomet’s female breasts as the demon was seated enjoying Black Forest venison and a glass of red wine.

The demon Baphomet is of course part goat and part human as well as part male and part female.

Francis called out to his chef as he ate his own plate of venison, “Luigi, this particular brand of salt seasoning you used on this venison is supurb. Where did you get the salt?.”

“From the Midde East, oh great Vicar of Cthulhu and Mictlantecuhtli,” Luigi answered, “From a pillar of salt.”

“A pillar of salt?” Francis raised his left eyebrow.

“It was apparently called Lot’s Wife by the locals for some reason and was said to have to stood in that one spot for millenia,” Luigi explained, “A group of Jesuit archeaologists this past summer who were excavating by day and having Dionysian Apollo and Hyacinth gay sex orgies by night decided to bring back the pillar of salt with them and presented it to my kitchen. I decided to save the salt for a special occasion and today marks the first time I’ve used it.”

“Lot’s wife?” Pope Francis rubbed his chin 🤔, “That name sounds familiar for some reason.”

“I believe it’s mentioned in the Bible, your Non-Holiness,” Luigi bowed and went back to his kitchen.

“Hm, it’s been ages since I last read that book,” Francis thought as he sipped his wine.

Meanwhile Amorous Laetitia the familiar black cat of Hecate the Greek goddess of witchcraft strolled up on to the table.

A large saucer of Baileys Irish Cream (which she preferred to milk) had been left out for her.

She eagerly licked it up and then pranced off meowing, “Hic! Meow! Hic! Meow! Hic! Meow!”.

Up on the window ledge, Cernunnos the Celtic stag horned god was holding his cross-bow and arrow.

The part stag part human deity was pissed that Francis and the Baphomet were eating deer meat.

Cernunnos fired his bow.

The arrow took off Francis’ papal white cap and continued on its way striking the Baphomet in the left testicle.

Francis’ papal white cap on the Baphomet’s left testicle was somehow highly symbolic of how the day went.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday October 21st
2020.

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Render Unto Pachamama The Things That Are Pachamama’s

October 19, 2020 at 10:59 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading the news on behalf of a BBC news announcer who had come down with a severe bullet wound after being shot by the husband of the woman he had slept with last night.

The announcer later died in hospital where doctors following WHO (World Health Organization) guidelines listed his death as being caused by Covid-19.

Renfield finished the newscast with, “And in other news, the Communist Pope Francis has decided not to name the anti-Communist Pope John Paul II a Doctor of the Church or a Patron Saint of Europe. Wow, big shocker there.”

Needless to say, Renfield had added quite a number of ad libs of his own while reading the newscast script.

When the newscast was over, he got on Skype with his friend Amadeus Emanon who was currently residing in Australia.

Said Amadeus, “I hear the Vatican City State Mint has issued a 10-Euro silver coin depicting the Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama giving birth to planet Earth.”

The coin showed an Inca woman with long plaited hair entwined with long ears of corn (representing the earth’s fertility) about to give birth to a globe of the world.

The coin designed by Bergamo sculptor and engraver Luigi Oldani was designed to mark the 50th Anniversary of the UN’s World Youth Day (which was first held on April 22nd 1970 on what would have been Lenin’s 100th birthday).

“That’s right,” Renfield nodded, “The French Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin noted in a 1922 letter he wrote to Lenin and Trotsky that the Inca Empire which lasted from 1438 to 1533 practiced a form of scientific socialism and that furthermore the Incas worshipped an earth mother goddess called Pachamama. It was Teilhard’s contention that through the use of Pachamama, he Teilhard could bring about a Hegelian synthesis of Catholicism and Soviet Communism.”

“And what was Lenin and Trotsky’s reaction to that?” Amadeus, who was normally always hungry, had pushed aside the plate of Uncle Ernie’s Meatloaf a la Hotel California that Uncle Ernie had made him.

“They told him good luck with that,” Renfield answered, “Lenin himself croaked in January 1924 and Trotsky himself was forced into exile from the USSR in February 1929 after coming out on the losing end of a power struggle with Joseph Stalin.”

“So nothing really became of Teilhard’s Pachamama synthesis of Catholicism and Soviet Communism?” Amadeus declined Uncle Ernie’s aptly named Jonestown Guyana Kool-Aid Cocktail.

“Not until Jorge Mario Bergoglio was elevated to the Papacy on March 13th 2013 and took the name Pope Francis,” Renfield replied.

“So anything else about this coin I should know?” Amadeus waved aside a cup of Uncle Ernie’s Outback Road Kill Brew Coffee.

“Well it basically shows the Ukhu Pacha- the mondo interno in Spanish giving birth to the Madre Terra in Spanish,” Renfield sipped a glass of wine.

“What’s that in English?” Amadeus inquired.

“Well the mondo interno is the inner world or world under the earth which gives birth to the world above the earth – Mother Earth- Madre Terra- which is the world of plants, animals, soil and humans,” Renfield explained.

“What does this inner world consist of?” Amadeus was curious.

“Well Ukhu Pacha is the inner world and is associated with the realm of the dead and as the realm of the dead, Ukhu Pacha is inhabited by the supay a group of demons which torment the living. Supay with a capital S is also the name of the Inca god of death – Supay – who is the ruler of the Inca underworld the Ukhu Pacha as well as the race of demons (supay with a small s) that inhabit it. The name Supay is roughly translated diablo (Spanish for devil) in most South American countries.
Pachamama herself lives in the Ukhu Pacha (inner world or world under the earth) as a fiery red dragon. When she goes above the earth in times of harvest, she becomes a beautiful woman. In effect, the red dragon gives birth to a woman who is Mother Earth.”

“Why does this sound exactly like the Book of Revelation or the Book of the Apocalypse to me?” Amadeus watched Uncle Ernie dressed as Mystery Babylon dancing around the kitchen in a slit skirted red dress and holding an overflowing gold cup of red wine.

“Because it is,” Renfield acknowledged, “Why Pope Francis doesn’t have a tattoo tattooed to his forehead that says “I am the False Prophet of Revelation Chapter 13″ is beyond me. The symbolism on the new 10 Euro coin there is for anyone who’s a student of Inca mythology to see. Perhaps he’s waiting for the Great Global Reset next year (which will happen if the Biden-Harris ticket wins in November) before he unveils that tattoo on his forehead.”

Pachamama: The Lady In Red listens to the whispers of El Diablo

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday October 19th
2020.

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