BBC’s Stalinist-Maoist Propaganda Chief, Pope Francis and The Last Days of Hong Kong

July 6, 2020 at 10:34 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

“I think it’s safe to say that Anthony Zurcher the BBC News reporter on North American affairs is a Marxist-Leninist Communist scumbag,” British MP Renfield R. Renfield began his podcast with his usual sense of diplomacy and decorum.

As Dr. Cadbury Rocher of Set Enterprises sat listening to the podcast while eating his seafood salad (much to the discomfort of Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster in his nearby aquarium), Renfield pointed out how Zurcher’s news reports and tweets were heavily laced with Marxist-Leninist buzzwords and not much reporting of the actual facts.

“Mr. Zurcher seems to be a transgendered 21st Century British version of 20th Century American journalist Anna Louise Strong,” Renfield went on.

American journalist Anna Louise Strong was a strong supporter of Stalin, Mao and various Communist regimes across the world back in the 1930s, ’40s, ’50s and ’60s.

She was often made fun of by British journalist, political analyst, essayist and satirist Malcolm Muggeridge who described her as a “woman who seemed to have such an intense look of stupidity about her, one could almost take it for a strange form of beauty.”

Renfield said he’d leave it to Pope Francis’ cardinals to see if beauty could also be ascribed to the bald-headed Mr. Zurcher’s equally intensely stupid face.

Renfield noted how Zurcher seemed to have covert and sometimes overt support for the anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans who were busy tearing down statues and trying, in Maoist cultural revolutionary fashion, to erase all traces of America’s past.

Meanwhile over in Rome, Pope Francis in his Sunday July 5th public audience had dropped all references to Hong Kong including a plea for religious freedom there.

In a text given to Vatican journalists before the Angelus audience, the Pope was to devote a few sentences to the situation in Hong Kong.

But those remarks were never included in the Pope’s public speech.

Renfield said there were rumours circulating today that one of Pope Francis’ speechwriters had just lost his job and even worse had his golden key to the Vatican Health Spa Steam Bath House taken away from him.

Meanwhile Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was receiving a psychic vision of Havana Cuba being hit by huge waves.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday July 6th
2020.

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Pan Goatee Beheads Fat Ugly Blimp While Marxist Quartet Visits DC

July 4, 2020 at 10:42 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

Satyr serial killer Pan Goatee received an email from his local public library telling people not to put their library books in the microwave and turn it on in the mistaken belief that this will kill any Covid-19 virus lurking on the book covers and jacket.

“I can’t believe the stupidity of people these days,” Goatee remarked.

But there was plenty of stupidity going around as some fat ugly blimp was stupidly wandering around the neighbourhood where Pan Goatee lived.

Goatee quickly beheaded the fat ugly blimp with his astral laser machete and cut her up into 666 quadrillion pieces.

There was a beautiful woman who had been walking alongside the fat ugly blimp.

“Just on the off chance ugliness is contagious like the Covid-19 virus,” Goatee spoke in solemn infectious diseases “expert” tones as he beheaded the beautiful woman.

Dr. Anthony Fauci had never addressed the question on whether or not ugliness was contagious (although there was some evidence for it when one looked at news footage of the overall appearance of women who attended Hillary 2016 rallies 4 years ago).

Dr. Fauci himself had caught a mysterious virus a few days ago that had turned him into a garden gnome lawn ornament.

Although members of House and Senate Committees that Dr. Fauci had testified in front of the past week hadn’t noticed any difference.

As Joe Biden made his 4th of July message on his front lawn surrounded by garden gnome lawn ornaments whom, he told the assembled media, were wanting to smell his hairy legs, Biden said, “The most patriotic thing one can do this 4th of July is to wear a mask.”

Biden made the statement while NOT wearing a mask.

At the 4th of July fireworks display over Washington DC, the ghosts of Vladimir Lenin, Josef Stalin, Mao Tse-tung and North Korea’s first Communist leader Kim Il-sung were all watching.

The ghosts of the Marxist quartet had been temporarily released by Hades from roasting away on their respective barbeque spits down in Tartarus at the request of Pope Francis who was quite anxious that the foursome should see this year’s 4th of July fireworks over Washington DC.

Pope Francis’ request to Hades had been co-signed by American economist Jeffrey Sachs, Bill Gates of Microsoft and botched vaccines fame, George Soros, WHO head Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, UN Secretary-General Antonio Guterres and Communist China’s paramount leader Xi Jinping.

“Just think,” Stalin shed tears, “By next year’s 4th of July celebrations, this country will belong to us.”

“Or at least your ideological successors at any rate,” the 3 heads of Cerberus growled as the famed Underworld dog chased the 4 back to Tartarus.

And then in the glow of the Buck Moon (the nickname of the July full moon because this is the time of year when the male deer begin to grow their antlers), Cernunnos the Celtic horned stag god of beasts and wild places stood atop the Washington Monument obelisk in the moonlight.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday July 4th
2020.

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Pan Goatee Slays Uglos To Mark Ring of Fire Solar Eclipse

June 21, 2020 at 10:32 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

“Beautiful women are proof that Heaven exists.”

-Actor Ricardo Montalban

“And ugly women are proof that Hell exists.”

-Satyr global aesthetics and beautification campaigner Pan Goatee

Pan Goatee was very much regretting the fact that today’s Ring of Fire solar eclipse was over Asia and parts of Africa rather than over the western half of North America.

For it would have been better today if darkness fell over western North America on the 1st day of the summer solstice.

The reason being that loads of ugly women in the city where Pan Goatee lived decided to ruin the first day of summer for everyone by walking around in public without wearing paper bags over their heads.

The first ugly woman that the genetically created satyr serial killer noticed was one walking out of a physiotherapy clinic at a nearby shopping centre.

“You don’t need physiotherapy, you need plastic surgery,” Pan Goatee remarked as he lopped off the uglo’s head with his astral laser machete.

The next uglo he came across was some facially aesthetically challenged creature who was sitting on a chair in front of a barber shop.

“These poor guys have only recently opened up after 3 months of lockdown,” Pan Goatee pointed out as he lopped off this uglo’s head, “I don’t think they appreciate an ugly looking thing parked in front frightening off all the customers.”

Dostoevsky once wrote that beauty could save the world.

No wonder the western world was on the brink of a widespread Neo-Marxist insurrection with all these uglos walking about, Goatee politically philosophized.

On his way back home, Goatee passed a fat ugly blimp sitting at a bus stop.

“Why aren’t you busy tearing down statues with all the other uglos and their brainless boyfriends with incredibly bad taste in politics, economics, culture and women?” Goatee asked rhetorically aloud as he lopped off the blimp’s head.

. . .

Pope Francis the Vicar of Cthulhu and Mictlantecuhtli was sitting at his office in the Vatican when the phone rang.

“Hello, Comrade Jorge here,” Francis spoke into the receiver.

“Hello, this is the AntiOdysseus,” said the voice at the other end.

“The AntiOdysseus?” Pope Francis was quizzical.

“Yes,” answered the exasperated voice at the other end, “If there’s an Odysseus, there’s got to be an AntiOdysseus.”

“I suppose,” Francis chewed on his pencil.

“Listen, me and the boys here have just finished building a huge giant wooden statue of the Baphomet on wheels at an Italian government lodge outside Rome and we’d like to bring it down to Rome and wheel it within the walls of the Vatican,” the AntiOdysseus explained, “Is that all right?”.

“I guess that’s all right,” Francis checked his day and night planner, “If Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI was here, he’d probably object to a huge giant wooden statue of the Baphomet being wheeled into the Vatican. But he’s currently in Regensburg in Bavaria.”

. . .

“Both Nazism and Communism are the bastard children of Freemasonry.
With last night’s tearing down of the statue of the white supremacist, Aryan race promoting, swastika worshipping and Ku Klux Klan co-founding Scottish Rite Freemasonic Confederate General Albert Pike in Washington DC, it is now obvious which bastard child of Freemasonry is on the ascendant in America.
It is Communism the bastard child of French Grand Orient Lodge Freemasonry and Adam Weishaupt’s Bavarian Illuminati.”

-Renfield R. Renfield MP

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday June 21st
2020.

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Mephistopheles and The Billionaire

May 30, 2020 at 10:54 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Mephistopheles and The Billionaire

An American billionaire stood in his home with a glass of wine in his hand.

He was startled to see a demon standing there.

The demon seemed to radiate an aura of class and seeming elegance.

He did not have grotesque or ferocious features but from the expression on his face, he seemed to have the most sinister look that the billionaire had ever encountered in a demon.

“Who are you?” He asked.

“I guess you haven’t seen me before,” the fallen angel helped himself to a glass of port, “you’ve mainly had contact with Baal and Baphomet the patron demons of the U.S. Democratic Party. I, however along with the demon Mammon, am one of the two patron demons of the U.S. Republican Party. I am Mephistopheles.”

“The fallen angel to whom Faust sold his soul?” The billionaire inquired.

“I must someday thank Christopher Marlowe and Johann Wolfgang von Goethe for all the free publicity they have given me,” Mephistopheles smiled, “otherwise most would probably never have heard of me. I needed a scientist’s soul at the time and so I sought Faust’s.”

“Baal is patron demon of child sacrifice, Baphomet is patron demon of sexual perversion and abominations, Mammon is patron demon of greed but what are you, Mephistopheles, patron demon of?” The billionaire asked.

“I am the patron demon in charge of promoting racial and ethnic hatred,” Mephistopheles smiled and pointed at the TV screen.

The sound was mute but the visuals were of CNN showing rioting and looting in various cities across the U.S. ostensibly as part of protests protesting the murder of Afro-American George Floyd by white policeman Derek Chauvin who kept his knee on Floyd’s neck for 8 minutes and 46 seconds; 2 minutes and 53 seconds of which occurred after Floyd became unresponsive.

“You know,” Mephistopheles examined a rare vase on the mantelpiece, “I’ve been told of the reaction of Charles Manson the hippy commune leader of the group known as the Manson Family as he’s busy roasting away on his barbecue spit down in Tartarus. As you know, dear old Charlie was hoping to start a race war by arranging for the Tate-LaBianca murders of August 9th and 10th 1969. This he knew because he imagined the lyrics of the Beatles song Helter Skelter told him so. Sadly for poor Charlie, the Tate-LaBianca murders never led to the apocalyptic race war he was wanting. And now thanks to policeman Chauvin’s murder of citizen Floyd, the race war for which dear old Charlie always longed may have finally started. I heard Manson wept tears of joy as he was turning over on the open flames just below his spit when he heard the news of what is currently happening in America in the last week of May 2020. Sadly for dear old Charlie, all those tears weren’t enough to put out all those flames.”

“There’s a Hell?” The American billionaire seemed surprised, “I’ve met Pope Francis on a few occasions and he assures me there is no Hell.”

Mephistopheles said nothing but put the vase down and just smiled.

He stood gazing at a replica of a Basil Hallward portrait painting of Dorian Gray.

“The racial tensions in America are now coming to a head and this Covid-19 pandemic has produced the flammable material necessary for the final spark,” Mephistopheles smiled, “This lockdown of two months plus people losing their jobs as the economy tanked has managed to produce a substantial mass psychosis. Psychosis and stupidity had already hit most of the leaders of the world first when this pandemic started. That’s why they made all the numerous bad decisions and stupid statements they did which just aggravated their populations’ anxiety and approaching mental breakdowns. Unlike King David or King Solomon, they never bothered getting down on their knees and asking the Creator of the Cosmos for wisdom and guidance in this matter. Instead they forbade gatherings in places of worship all over the world. You can’t have people talking to the Creator of the Cosmos in public. Citizens must render on to Caesar what is Caesar’s and in this century also render what is God’s on to Caesar. On this, politicians of all political stripes seem to agree. As for America, you’ve had numerous people spitting, coughing and sneezing on Asians for months since a certain leader kept blaming the Chinese people themselves for the virus and numerous folk who followed the pronouncements or should I say the tweets of this leader took matters into their own hands or should I say out of their own mouths and noses. And then the numerous tensions between whites and blacks that have gone on for centuries since slavery was first introduced as an institution in the American colonies. And then of course self-proclaimed “real Americans” have often hated or regarded with contempt those of a Latin American background. Even though California, Texas, Arizona, New Mexico and parts of Colorado, Nevada and even Utah was land that white Americans originally stole from Mexico. To say nothing of the land white Americans stole from Native American tribes.”

“Are you here to give me a history lesson?” The billionaire asked uneasily.

“No, I’m here to proclaim the possible end of America,” Mephistopheles smiled, “It was in July 1620 that the Mayflower left Plymouth, England carrying Puritan pilgrims to eventually arrive in what is now Provincetown Harbor in November 1620. That marked the beginning of what became known to history as America. Now 400 years later it appears that America has been tried in the balance and found wanting.”

Mephistopheles stood up and showed himself out.

The billionaire fiddled with the remote and turned to another channel.

The 1972 musical drama Cabaret with Liza Minnelli, Joel Grey and Michael York was being shown.

It was the scene in a German beer garden where a Hitler Youth member sings,

… “But somewhere a glory awaits unseen 
Tomorrow belongs to me
Tomorrow belongs to me…”

-A vampire novel chapter 
written by Christopher
Saturday May 30th
2020.

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Alan Dershowitz and Sobek

May 25, 2020 at 10:58 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, magic, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, Science, Science-Fiction, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Alan Dershowitz and Sobek

Lawyer Alan Dershowitz was conducting a thought experiment.

He was imagining himself a defence lawyer at the Old Bailey in London in 1888, that Jack the Ripper had been caught and arrested and he Dershowitz had been asked to defend the Ripper.

He was playing in his mind his opening address to the jury at the start of the Ripper’s trial, “Members of the jury, I’d like to say a few words about my client who’s the noblest Briton of them all…”

His thought experiment was interrupted by a knock at the door.

He opened it and standing there was the Egyptian crocodile god Sobek.

Dershowitz had met Sobek on a few occasions before in the presence of a presumably late former client of his Jeffrey Epstein.

Epstein used to hang out with Sobek quite often that is when the pervert pedophile financier wasn’t busy hanging out with the likes of Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, Donald Trump and Prince Andrew.

“Sobek,” Dershowitz smiled, “I haven’t seen you since Jeffrey allegedly hung himself in prison after he had knocked himself out and then tied a noose around his neck while still unconscious.”

“Those were the days my friend, we thought they’d never end,” Sobek quoted old Mary Hopkin lyrics to the attorney.

“What brings you here?” Dershowitz waved the crocodile over to an arm chair in his living room.

“I’d like to thank you for giving those Christians a hard time who think that a mandatory vaccine could be the Mark of the Beast system prophesied in the Book of Revelation Chapter 13,” Sobek sat down and helped himself to some pretzels from an appetizer dish on the coffee table.

“It was no problem,” Dershowitz lit himself a cigar and offered one to the crocodile god which Sobek accepted, “I called their bluff by saying “We all know that the Devil can cite Scripture to his purposes.” And then I proceeded to bolster my own argument by doing just that. Citing an obscure passage in the Book of Leviticus (Chapters 12 and 13 to be precise) which nobody bothers to read anymore save the occasional old fashioned Calvinist and occasional old fashioned Presbyterian who are totally obsessed with blood and gore and all manner of obscure long winded regulations. Heck even most religious Jews don’t bother reading it anymore since we no longer do living animal sacrifices in the contemporary Israelite religion. I myself am a secular inclined Jew. I suppose if I were religious, I might belong to the Synagogue of Satan that Christ and Saint John the Apostle warned about.”

“Glad to hear it,” Sobek blew smoke rings in the shape of Nile River bulrushes.

“Why are you so into mandatory vaccines?” Dershowitz asked.

“Well our friend Jeffrey was into mandatory vaccines,” Sobek smiled showing his perfectly snow white teeth.

“That I didn’t know,” Dershowitz poured a brandy and offered one to Sobek which the crocodile god accepted, “what type of vaccine was he into developing?”.

“It could be used for anything actually,” Sobek sipped his brandy, “He was intending to use administering the vaccine as a cover for something else.”

“And what would that be?” Dershowitz inquired.

“To change people’s DNA,” Sobek answered.

“I knew Jeffrey was obsessed with the idea of creating a master race,” Dershowitz moved a chess piece on a board next to him, “My cousin Anna’s best friend Rachel’s rabbi Goldbloom didn’t approve because it reeked of the Nazis Heinrich Himmler and Adolf Eichmann and their work.”

“Jeffrey was investigating cases where alleged UFO abductees were supposedly given alien implants aboard the UFOs they were taken,” Sobek explained.

Dershowitz looked on in horror as an invisible opponent captured his Queen.

He then looked over at Sobek.

“That I didn’t know,” Dershowitz swallowed his cigar and had to wash it down with brandy, “Jeffrey was always full of surprises.”

“Some doctors did find strange implants in the bodies of a few alleged UFO abductees,” Sobek pointed out, “And what these implants had in common was they were slowing changing the DNA of the abductees.”

“To what?” Dershowitz asked.

“Jeffrey wasn’t sure,” Sobek shrugged, “But it was something not human. His research came to an abrupt end when he was arrested and later suicided in prison.”

“I take it Jeffrey was wanting to administer these DNA changing implants to people,” Dershowitz moved a white bishop on the board.

“He was,” Sobek nodded, “But he realized most people, like the abductees aboard the alien craft, would probably object to having these implants. So he thought they could be administered as an extra bonus. Like say with a mandatory vaccine.”

“I wonder if Jeffrey ever discussed his plans with Bill Gates,” Dershowitz played with his white bishop and a black king’s knight as he looked over at the TV screen and it was showing some old news footage of Bill Gates meeting Pope Francis a few years back.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday May 25th
2020.

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Marxist Totalitarianism and The Higher Committee of Human Fraternity

May 14, 2020 at 10:47 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Marxist Totalitarianism and The Higher Committee of Human Fraternity

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was delivering another of his famous podcasts which are so upsetting to leftist airheads.

“Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer is starting to resemble a demon more and more with each passing day,” Renfield ate a tuna fish sandwich, “which is no surprise since being a Marxist totalitarian at heart, she’s using the Covid-19 pandemic to enact the most draconian measures in the entire American Union. And now she’s getting upset that there are groups of people actually opposed to her. Demagogues aren’t able to tolerate any opposition. Just ask Communist China’s Xi Jinping, North Korea’s Kim Jong-un or California’s Gavin Newsom who recently became upset after he got one of his perfectly coiffured hairs knocked out of place when an invisible entity threw a cream pie in the Sacramento despot’s face after he said, “I want to make it illegal for anyone in California to criticize me or question my decisions.” 

“Now turning back to our Stalinist witch in Michigan,” Renfield sipped a martini, “she has ordered police in Michigan to listen in on all the cellphone conversations of people who attended the lockdown protest rallies in the state capital of Michigan. No doubt the ghosts of Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin, Mao Tse-tung and the cross dressing J. Edgar Hoover would wholeheartedly approve of the wicked bitch’s decisions seeing as how wiretapping and listening in on phone conversations was right up their alley.”

Renfield opened a bottle of bourbon, “And of course like all Communist feminist airheads everywhere, she naturally accused those who disagreed with her innately draconian polices and state intervention overreach of being “misogynists” and “racists”. The increasingly demonic looking and less human looking with each passing day Gov. Whitmer made the comments while addressing that illustrious panel of non-illustrious airheads better known as the View. She complained about the protestors holding Nazi signs. Would those be the signs that said Heil Whitmer and had a swastika beneath them? No doubt it was totally lost on the Marxist airhead that protestors were comparing her policies with Hitler’s and was not meant to be taken as a seal of approval for Germany’s late lamented Fuhrer who killed himself in a bunker in Berlin but would have planned a tunnel and submarine escape to Argentina if only he had had access to America’s History Channel programming of the mid-2010s.”

“Then of course the Wicked Bitch of Lansing also complained about Confederate flags at the rally,” Renfield took a swig of Jack Daniels, “I take it what she probably meant was General Robert E. Lee’s Battle Flag of Northern Virginia as nobody has really actually flown the flag of the Confederate States of America as it actually looked in the Confederate capital of Richmond, Virginia once the Confederacy lost the Civil War. Lee’s Battle Flag was associated with Lee and not the Confederate government as historically Robert E. Lee was always considered a great man while the same could probably not be said for Jefferson Davis’ administration. In fact Robert E. Lee’s portrait along with portraits of Abraham Lincoln and Benjamin Franklin were the 3 portraits that President Dwight D. Eisenhower (the former Supreme Commander of Allied Forces in Europe during World War II) had hanging in the Oval Office when he served as America’s 34th President. Lee himself was an abolitionist having freed his own slaves long before Union General Ulysses S. Grant had freed his and wrote that even the Confederacy won the war, it would, at some point in the future, have to abolish slavery since no civilized society could survive if it maintained such an inhumane institution. Lee’s reputation and his battle flag of northern Virginia took a beating in the 2010s with the advance of historically illiterate millennials and Gen Xers and you saw scenes of the unwashed, unkempt and uncouth anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans of Antifa trying to tear down Robert E. Lee’s statues back in 2015 and 2016.”

“I suppose one good thing about this pandemic as far as the U.S. goes is one now knows how inherently Marxist totalitarian most U.S. Democratic Party politicians are,” Renfield switched over to Red Rose tea, “People like California Gov. Gavin Newsom, Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam and New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio are total scumbags as are numerous other Democratic Party mayors and governors. Of course if one examined the statements of now withdrawn Democratic Presidential candidates Beto O’ Rourke and Pete Buttigieg very carefully when they were running, one would have realized that Marxist totalitarian scumbaggery was definitely alive and well in the U.S. Democratic Party. As it is very much alive and well in the editorial viewpoints of the Washington Post and The New York Times. And as it is very much alive and well in the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops. No doubt most of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops as well as most of the German Catholic Bishops’ Conference and most of Pope Francis’ Vatican help make up the one third of Catholic bishops, that the Virgin Mary told the 3 shepherd children at Fatima, would be serving Satan that she mentioned in the Third Secret (which no doubt explains why the Vatican has never publicly released the text of that secret but only the Vision associated with it).”

. . .

The Kabbalistic Cardinal Samhain Cardinal Salaman was walking the halls of the Vatican.

Last night Cardinal Salaman (one of the few heterosexual cardinals working within Pope Francis’ Vatican) had been visited in his bedroom by a beautiful red-headed French woman who made out with him.

This morning when he woke up, the woman was gone but she had left him a face mask on the bureau next to his bed side.

When he went to put it on, Belvedere the ghost of the Ghost White Salamander (who had once served as the Cardinal’s magician’s assistant back in the days when the Cardinal worked as a professional stage magician) ran away with it.

Later as he made his morning rounds around the Vatican, there were reports of a mermaid riding a fire breathing black horse being seen in the halls.

And now it was nighttime.

And Pope Francis approached him.

The ex-Vicar of Christ (“Vicar of Myself” was what he now called himself) was carrying a copy of Jules Verne’s book Master of The World.

The cover of the book had the autographed signature of Bill Gates.

“Samhain,” Francis greeted him, “Come into this room. I’d like you to meet the Higher Committee of Human Fraternity.”

Samhain followed the Bishop of Rome Jorge Mario Bergoglio into the room.

He was shocked to see a group of sinister looking reptilian ETs beaming down from a large space ship over the dome of Saint Peter’s Basilica.

At one time the sight would have been noticed by everyone but due to lockdown (and the fact that Italy’s most popular female porn star was currently singing the Italian national anthem on both television and livestream at the present moment), the eyes of the nation were directed elsewhere.

“This,” said a shocked Samhain Cardinal Salaman as he looked around, “is the Higher Committee of Human Fraternity?”.

The tallest of the reptilian ETs spoke, “We’re better known as the Ascended Masters in the writings of Helena Petrovna Blavatsky, Annie Besant, Alice A. Bailey and various New Age writers.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday May 14th
2020.

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Fatima, Sodom, Mohammad bin Salman and Lady MacBeth

May 13, 2020 at 10:51 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Fatima, Sodom, Mohammad bin Salman and Lady MacBeth

Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol was standing outside the Catholic shrine at Fatima, Portugal alongside one of the commanders of the Portuguese National Republican Guard.

Several soldiers belonging to the guard (who had been guarding the shrine against Catholic pilgrims wanting to attend the site to mark the 103rd anniversary of the 1st appearance of the Virgin Mary to 3 shepherd children at the location) had died at their posts after their face masks had suffocated them to death.

The deaths by suffocation had occurred after a mermaid riding a fire breathing black horse had rode by each man.

“Each one of the dead men had text messaged their friends about being visited in their beds in the middle of the night by a mysterious beautiful woman,” the Commander explained, “Whitstable, do you have any idea who this woman is?”.

“Well, I doubt very much it was Nancy Pelosi or any of her supporters,” Whitstable answered.

. . .

Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman was wrestling with the fact that his desert kingdom was now facing bankruptcy.

He now held in his hands the report from his country’s Finance Minister about the state of the situation.

How could this happen to him, a devoted servant of Allah who had been waging and financing a genocidal civil war against the Houthi peoples of Yemen for the past 5 years?

He who had served up pieces of dissident Saudi journalists as appetizers to Dr. Hannibal Lecter wannabes?

Only months ago, he had tried to wreck both the Russian oil industry and the U.S. shale oil industry by ramping up production of Saudi oil and driving the price down to below zero dollars a barrel .

Now that decision had turned around to bite him in the ass.

Well it was actually New York City Council Speaker Corey Johnson (who had recently been taught astral projection by the demon Baphomet) who was sodomizing him in the rear end.

Johnson who had been astral flying over a road that went down from Jerusalem to Jericho remarked contemptuously “Samaritan’s Purse!” when he saw a man being carried on the back of a donkey and helped by a kind stranger after the man had fallen among thieves.

The act reminded Johnson of that organization headed by Rev. Franklin Graham who was a kind humanitarian and not an abominable sexual pervert.

Fortunately for Johnson, New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo (on the advice of both King Herod’s ghost and New York State’s powerful Sodom and Gomorrah lobby) were going to tax Samaritan’s Purse medical volunteers even though they worked for nothing running a field hospital emergency tent in NYC during the height of the Covid-19 crisis.

As Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman was being sodomized by Johnson’s “astral body”, he reflected among his many other troubles that even his royal personal spirit guide the ghost of Lady MacBeth had left him.

. . .

Pope Francis shrieked when he saw the ghost of Lady MacBeth standing before him in his papal bedroom.

“What’s a woman doing in my bedroom?” He bellowed as he called out to his papal puffter personal aide and secretary.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday May 13th
2020

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Michelangelo’s Vision of Dementia Prone Joe Biden and Satanic Airhead Alyssa Milano

May 2, 2020 at 10:26 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Michelangelo’s Vision of Dementia Prone Joe Biden and Satanic Airhead Alyssa Milano

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was playing Solitaire with his deck of waterproof playing cards using his lobster claws when he suddenly picked up a TV news bulletin from the future on his psychic lobster antennae.

Announcer: The American Psychiatric Association spokesman went on to define Trump Derangement Syndrome as a mental imbalance which the most partisan Democrats in America are extremely prone to. A condition by which the most partisan Democrats become so mentally unhinged by the mentally deranged Donald Trump that they start developing positions which while representative of opposing viewpoints to Trump are about as equally mentally unbalanced and equally dangerous as those espoused by Mr. Trump.
In other news, satanic witch airhead Alyssa Milano brushed off the sexual assault that dementia prone Joe Biden tried to pull off on Ms. Milano last night when he broke into her apartment wearing a Bill Clinton mask.
Mr. Biden tried to force himself on Ms. Milano by taking off her bathrobe.
His attempt at coitus was suddenly interrupted when he started screaming “Stella!” and then started screaming that he may have missed “a streetcar named Desire”.
The senile Presidential candidate started rummaging through her bathroom medicine cabinet but was unable to find any Viagra.
He had to be carried out in a straight jacket.
Mr. Biden is expected to name his Vice-Presidential running mate sometime in the next half hour in a hastily called looney bin press conference.
Ms. Milano said she doesn’t intend to press charges against Joe Biden “because he’s a man I admire and respect. Plus we both appear to be on the same wavelength mentally speaking. And he’s needed to defeat Donald Trump.”

. . .

Former weightlifter, movie actor and California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger was doing another one of his livestream video podcasts to keep people entertained during the worldwide Covid-19 lockdown.

The former Terminator star was busy screaming his head off as the podcast began.

Schwarzenegger (in his thick Austrian accent): “You must excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. But my recently purchased pet goat Doctor Dolittle’s Revenge just stuck his goat horns up my buttocks. Something which I must confess I found an exceedingly painful experience.
So please don’t try this at home.
However as I drink this milk and munch on these cookies, I’m starting to feel much better now.
And now I must conclude my podcast. And remember, ladies and gentlemen. Stay home. Stay safe.”

Schwarzenegger starts screaming again when his pet goat Doctor Dolittle’s Revenge once again shoves his goat horns up the ex-Terminator’s buttocks.

. . .

The Irish Jewish science-fiction writer George Finneganburg had been watching the ex-Terminator’s podcast on his computer.

For the past few nights, the nuns from the convent in the movie The Sound of Music had been haunting his dreams constantly singing, “How do you solve a problem like Akira?…”

Akira was the name of his Japanese sex robot in his dystopian Sci-Fi story who had gone far beyond Westworld bad.

Seeing what a goat had just done to the ex-Terminator killer robot, perhaps he could find a way of working a goat into his story when Akira starts singing that old Joni Mitchell song, “I’ve looked at clouds from both sides now…”

. . .

Pope Francis was having a conversation with Phoenix Diabolicus the demon who was the Vicar of Lucifer on Earth.

“I must say my boss is pleased with the way you have allowed the governments of the world to prevent people from receiving the Sacraments particularly the Mass all over the planet,” Phoenix Diabolicus smiled, “This will increase the chances of more and more people becoming diabolically possessed if they don’t have access to the Sacraments. Someone like John Paul II or even Benedict XVI would have raised a major fuss if public celebration of the Mass had been forbidden particularly like what is happening in U.S. states governed by anti-Life and pro-sexual perversion Democratic Party governors.”

“I’m always happy to oblige the demons Baal and Baphomet,” Pope Francis viewed the latest ecumenical document his gay lavender mafia Jesuit ghost writer had written which he was about to put his own name of authorship to.

“Now the Boss wants to know what you intend to do about the Latin Tridentine Mass?” Phoenix Diabolicus sipped a Caesar’s cocktail, “He hates that Mass most of all.”

“Well I’ve recently instructed my bureaucrats to send out a survey to the bishops of the world asking them questions and their opinion of Summorum Pontificum which was Pope Benedict XVI’s July 2007 Apostolic Letter which said that priests could celebrate the Latin Mass without needing the permission of their usually obscurantist bishops,” Francis sipped a bottle of Corona beer whose label had been personally autographed by the Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama, “When we get the survey back, all those surveys where the diocesan bishops answered they disapproved of Summorum Pontificum will be forwarded to most of the world news media. Those surveys where the diocesan bishops answered they approve of Summorum Pontificum will be forwarded to most of the Vatican departments’ garbage bins.”

“I knew we could count on you, Jorge,” Phoenix Diabolicus lit himself a Cuban cigar.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday May 2nd
2020.

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Pachamama, Lenin, Earth Day and The Silence of The Viruses

April 22, 2020 at 10:19 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Pachamama, Lenin, Earth Day and The Silence of the Viruses

British MP Renfield R. Renfield looked at the calendar.

April 22nd 2020.

The 50th Anniversary of Earth Day.

Which meant it was Lenin’s 150th birthday.

For Communists who had infiltrated the U.S. environmental movement back in the late ’60s and early ’70s had suggested to their non-Communist compatriots in the movement to declare April 22nd 1970 as the world’s first Earth Day (the Communists knowing full well that the date was Lenin’s 100th Birthday).

The non-Communist compatriots in the environmental movement all graduates of public school education in the U.S. where History (nor any other subject of value) was no longer taught thought that April 22nd 1970 was just as good a date as any other as far as they were concerned.

And various gems had emerged in the past week leading up to this particular Earth Day.

Bishop Marcelo Sanchez Sorondo the Chancellor of the Pontifical Academy of Sciences and the Pontifical Academy of Social Sciences (a man who back in 2018 had described and praised Chinese Communism as the best expression of Catholic Church social doctrine) had written an editorial in Science magazine this past week calling for a one world socialist (read Marxist) government in the “post-pandemic world”.

And it also turned out that Pope Francis’ Global Education Initiative by which the New Humanism (Pope Francis’ euphemism for Marxism) was to be taught in centres of learning and education all over the world had the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation as one of its major sponsors.

And American economist Jeffrey Sachs (who had really worked up his Frequent Flyers travel miles points in his trips back and forth to the Vatican since Francis became Pope) had also announced earlier this month that Pope Francis’ 2015 encyclical Laudato si’ should henceforth be regarded as the guidebook for the post-pandemic world.

Renfield had described Laudato si’ as the sort of book that Karl Marx, Pierre Teilhard de Chardin and Al Gore would have written had the three got together and collaborated on a book.

“So, I take it that it’s badly written and extremely boring?” His friend Sherrielock Holmes had asked him.

“Indeed,” Renfield nodded.

Renfield thought to himself that if William Shakespeare had been asked to give a one sentence review of the book, he’d have described it thus, “Tis a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury signifying nothing.”

And speaking of Teilhard, there was of course Pachamama.

Pachamama the Inca earth mother goddess through whom Teilhard had once boasted to Lenin and Trotsky that he could bring about the synthesis of Communism and Christianity.

Pachamama whose wooden idol statues were welcomed into both the Vatican Gardens and Saint Peter’s Basilica last October.

And the Pachamama Alliance had celebrated Earth Day at an event in which “former” Communist Van Jones (who had served briefly as Barack Obama’s Green Jobs Czar) had said the pandemic will help “regenerate our planet and social institutions”.

Former Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev had written a guest column in this week’s TIME Magazine called “When The Pandemic Is Over, The World Must Come Together” in which Gorbachev suggested holding an emergency special session of the UN General Assembly with “revising the entire global agenda as the main topic” leading “toward a new consciousness, a new civilization” (a definite slogan of Maitreyan New Age claptrap meets Marxist-Leninist hogwash).

Gorbachev, Renfield mused, no doubt sees this virus ridden moment in time as the fulfillment of his November 2nd 1987 speech to the Soviet Communist Party Congress in which he declared his commitment to an eventual One World Communist State and that glasnost and perestroika should only be seen as temporary stepping stones to this ultimate goal, “We are moving towards a new world, the world of Communism. We shall never turn off that road.”

The UN’s Communist Secretary General Antonio Guterres likewise released a message for what he called “International Mother Earth Day” in which he said the Coronavirus was opening up the opportunity for one planet governed as one.

And Pope Francis in an address yesterday called for the world’s people to “listen to the silence of the virus. The silence that the virus has imposed on the world and then act accordingly with what that silence is telling us.”

Pope Francis’ expression “silence of the virus” reminded Renfield of the title of that book about Dr. Hannibal Lecter which was called Silence of The Lambs.

Renfield sipped a martini, “It appears Pope Francis is leading the lambs to slaughter as they listen to the silence of the viruses.”

-A vampire novel chapter 
written by Christopher
Wednesday April 22nd
2020


The Inca earth mother goddess Pachmama awaits the arrival of the Norse wolf Fenrir.

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Deserted Streets, Teilhard, Pachamama and Cthulhu’s Vicar

April 13, 2020 at 10:10 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Deserted Streets, Teilhard, Pachamama and Cthulhu’s Vicar

Walking the streets of London while most of the city’s human population was in home isolation and practicing social distancing was Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster.

He stopped by the British Museum and visited the famous Library reading room.

He stopped to look at the busts of Charles Darwin and Karl Marx.

“You know it’s possible that this Covid-19 coronavirus might have a spiritual rather than a materialistic dimension to it,” Darwin’s bust spoke just before it crashed to the floor.

“Now you tell me,” Marx’s bust noted before it crashed to the floor.

Teilhard’s flaming disembodied head flew over narrowly missing making a lobster flambé out of Michelangelo.

Pachamama the Inca earth mother goddess wearing a red dress and drinking a golden goblet of what appeared to be crimson red wine sat on a flying globe of the world as it flew overhead.

. . .

Allatallahbel the Vampiress Priestess of Baal was speaking to Pope Francis.

“This lockdown plays an immense advantage to you, your Cthulhuness,” Allatallahbel pointed out.

“How so?” Francis asked.

“Well, there has been increasing talk among some Cardinals and bishops about convening a Church council and having you deposed as Pope,” the Vampiress Priestess noted.

“Why would they want to depose me as Pope?” Francis looked up from the yet to be papal imprimatured unpublished manuscript by Walter Cardinal Kasper entitled How To Deny 2000 Years of Catholic Christian Doctrine Without Appearing A Manifest Heretic and Apostate In Public.

“They’re starting to take note of Saint Robert Bellarmine the Universal Doctor of the Church’s argument that should a Pope fall into manifest heresy and apostasy, he has by definition ceased to be Catholic and has therefore ceased to be Pope,” Allatallahbel replied.

“But this Saint Robert Bellarmine fellow is dead and worse yet he probably didn’t die from the Coronavirus,” Francis pointed out, “so how does his argument apply to me?”.

“There are some, although I’m pleased to say very few in the clergy, who might appeal to Bellarmine and participate in a Church Council seeking to depose you before you have your chance to sign the Concordat With The Communist Fourth International, the Church of Satan and the Temple of Baphomet,” Allatallahbel drank eye spurted horned lizard blood out of a human skull.

“And you’re saying the Coronavirus will help prevent the calling of this Church council to depose me?” Francis sneezed into his sleeve.

“Exactly since everybody in the world must now practice social distancing and home isolation because the global elitists tell us so,” Allatallahbel put silver mascara on her eyelashes, “they won’t be able to meet in person to call a Council to depose you. And if they try to do it via video conferencing, your friends Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates and Xi Jinping could easily hack the conference and push the result your way.”

“This Coronavirus seems to have a positive side to it,” Francis coughed into his Venus Fly Trap plant that had been given him as a gift by U-2’s Bono.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday April 13th 
2020.

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