Pan Goatee, The Demon Possessed Pope and Krampus The Demon Goat of Bavaria and Austro-Hungary

August 20, 2021 at 9:59 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Pan Goatee: He gets by with a little help from his friends.

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was trying to manoevre the streets and sidewalks of Calgary which seem to be totally ripped up this summer and turned into huge pits designed for pedestrians to fall into.

In addition to the sidewalks being ripped up with huge gaping pits around for pedestrians to fall into, the bloody assholes from the City of Calgary kept on moving the bus stops.

You generally had to walk anywhere from 6 to 8 blocks to find a bus stop.

Most fell into the pits where sidewalks used to be and were never heard or seen from again.

And tragedy of tragedies, ironically enough, the only pedestrians who didn’t seem to fall into the pits were the city’s quite repulsive and hideously ugly fat ugly blimps.

They used the power of the dark magic witchcraft of Hecate (in her crone form which was her ugliest form) to avoid the pits the City of Calgary construction (more appropriately named deconstruction) crews had dug.

Pat Goatee used his high IQ and powerful intellect to manoevre around these pits.

Fat ugly blimps used the most diabolical of dark magic witchcraft to avoid the pits where sidewalks used to be.

Goatee was trying to locate a bus stop when a fat ugly blimp tried to pass him.

“All these bloody construction crews must have opened up the gates of Hell in digging these pits allowing these fat ugly blimps to come up from the netherworld from Hecate’s Elephantine Sized Human Chamber of Horrors,” Goatee commented as he beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

Krampus the demon goat of Bavaria and Austria-Hungary emerged from one of the pits and carried the fat ugly blimp’s remains back down to Hell.

Goatee eventually found a bus stop.

A bus finally arrived at the stop about 20 minutes later.

8 blocks later, the bus stopped at another stop.

A fat ugly blimp got on the bus at the bus stop.

“How do you fat ugly blimps manage to avoid falling into those pits where sidewalks used to be?” Goatee remarked as he beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces, “It’s an even bigger mystery than who built the pyramids, who built Stonehenge and how do they get the Caramilk inside the Caramilk bar? Although you fat ugly blimps have probably eaten enough Caramilk bars in your life to be able to figure out that mystery.”

Krampus the demon goat of Bavaria and Austro-Hungary got on the bus where he packed up and carried the remains of the just beheaded and dismembered fat ugly blimp into the nearest pit (where a sidewalk used to be) and carried the fat ugly blimp down to Hell.

Goatee made a mental note to himself to go down to the City of Calgary Planning and Engineering Department next week and behead and dismember all of the assholes who work there.

Goatee went home and watched his favourite soap opera The Young and The Restless.

Goatee had come to the conclusion that the character of Billy Abbott was a jackass and he’d behead and dismember the fellow if he ever met him.

After watching the news which, like most mainstream news, was full of Neo-Bolshevik Communist Covid-1984 propaganda, Goatee left to go eat at a nearby Vietnamese restaurant.

The restaurant was of course full of Vietnamese people (which was a sign that excellent real authentic Vietnamese food was cooked there).

There was only one other white person in the restaurant besides Pan Goatee and with Pan Goatee’s typical bad luck, that one white person happened to be a fat ugly blimp.

Goatee immediately beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

“I wish someone,” Goatee remarked, “would invent a nuclear bomb that killed fat ugly blimps and left other people intact. It would be a good idea to detonate it over the entire City of Calgary. My astral laser machete can only do so much.”

Krampus the demon goat of Bavaria and Austro-Hungary entered the restaurant and after placing a take-out order for Beef Spring Rolls, packed up the remains of the latest beheaded and dismembered fat ugly blimp and carried her into the nearby closest pit (where a sidewalk used to be) and transported the Hecate and Oprah worshipping fat ugly blimp down to Hell.

He later returned to pick up his Beef Spring Rolls.

. . .

The U.S. Ambassador To The Vatican was having a rare Friday evening meetng with Pope Francis.

The Ambassador was bringing a message from the senile old fool Baphomet, Baal, Moloch and Mephistopheles worshipping “Catholic” President Joe Biden on how to proceed with their latest plans for a Neo-Bolshevik Communist One World Government.

“What do you think of this Pan Goatee character?” The Ambassador asked Francis as the story on the radio in the papal study was about Pan Goatee’s latest slayings, “Do you think he’s demonically possessed?”.

Being the liberal modernist “Catholic” that he was, he didn’t really believe in demonic possession or even in the Supernatural for that matter but somehow his Darwinian/Teilhardian evolutionary philosophy really couldn’t explain someone like Pan Goatee.

“We are Legion,” said Francis as his eyes turned blazing fiery red and his head started spinning around and he started vomiting out copies of Pope Benedict XVI’s 2007 Motu Proprio Summorum Pontificum from his mouth.

As Francis kept repeating over and over, “We are Legion” and gave every sign of being demonically possessed himself, the U.S. Ambassador to the Vatican decided that now might be the time to leave.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday August 20th
2021.

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Renfield’s Escapades On August 6th 2021

August 6, 2021 at 10:19 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield began his day by publicly calling for the assassinations of Maryland Republican Gov. Larry Hogan, United Airlines CEO Scott Kirby and CNN CEO Jeff Zucker.

Shortly after making the announcement, the Roman Catholic bishops of Colorado issued a statement saying that “Vaccination is not morally obligatory and so must be voluntary.”

Amadeus Emanon who was listening to the BBC World News with his girlfriend Angelique Dumont in her flat, when the two stories were mentioned one after the other, told her, “A lot of people don’t know this but Renfield was actually born in Manitou Springs, Colorado. Like Winston Churchill, he had an American mother and a British father save unlike Churchill, he was born in America and not Britain. No doubt the Catholic Bishops of Colorado don’t want Renfield returning to Colorado anytime soon.”

In the Vatican Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) threw a major spaz attack and temper tantrum when he heard about the Colorado Bishops’ statement.

Said he to his fruity aide-de-camp in a paraphrase of T.S. Eliot’s King Henry II of England in the play Murder In The Cathedral, “Who will rid me of this troublesome MP?”.

The fruity aide-de-camp stood like a tea pot as he held his wrist limply and answered in a voice much like that of writer Truman Capote, “Well I hope you don’t mind, Eminence, but it can’t be me. I always find my hair gets messed up whenever I cross the English Channel whether by air or by sea.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday August 6th
2021.

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Will Dracula Be The Next Pope?

July 27, 2021 at 10:12 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Samhain Cardinal Salaman was sitting in his office at the Vatican.

Although Francis required all Vatican employees and visitors to be be vaccinated with the Covid non-vaccine (none of the so-called vaccines for Covid were technically vaccines but rather genetic serums but most of the public was too dumb and gullible to know that. Since Big Pharma, Big Government, Big Business and the mainstream media called it a vaccine, it was obviously a vaccine to them), since most of those working at the Vatican were paying more attention to their gay sex hook-up Grindr apps on their phone rather than who was vaccinated, nobody bothered to note that Samhain Cardinal Salaman had never been vaccinated.

Salaman was informed that he had a visitor.

Sergius Materiy the Russian Orthodox Archbishop of Astana, Kazakhstan.

Salaman invited the Archbishop into his office.

“What can I do for you, your Eminence?” Salaman asked the Archbishop.

“I’m here to discuss something your Eminence,” The Archbishop answered, “Since you work in the Vatican, you are probably more aware than I am about the rumours swirling around that Francis is on the verge of kicking the bucket. Hence his reasoning and his rush to proclaim the motu proprio Traditionis custodes into law and restrict the celebration of the Tridentine Mass.”

“Yes, I’ve heard those rumours,” Cardinal Salaman nodded, “I’ve been told that the only one who hates the Latin Tridentine Mass more than Francis is Lucifer himself.”

“His recent operation wasn’t as successful as he and his doctors had hoped?” Archbishop Materiy asked.

“I’ve been told (unofficially of course) that his main trouble is his reaction to the Covid non-vaccine that he received earlier this year,” Salaman replied.

“Anyways, the reason I’m here is…” the Astana Archbishop paused, “Well you no doubt heard that a few years ago an expedition was sent to Castle Dracula in Transylvania in order to remove the wooden stake from Prince Vlad III Dracula’s heart and bring him back from the dead. The purpose being to have Vlad III Dracula fight the ISIS Islamic State in Syria and also to stop Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan from bringing back the Ottoman Empire with himself as Sultan.”

“Yes, I’ve heard that was the purpose in bringing Prince Vlad III Dracula back from the dead,” The Cardinal nodded.

“Anyways I’m going to give you this document,” Materiy handed him a piece of paper, “It describes a plan for a post-Francis world. A world where Dracula is the next Pope.”

“Dracula as the next Pope?” Salaman was astounded, “But Dracula currently isn’t even a Cardinal. How will he get to be Pope?”.

“Read on, MacDuff,” The Archbishop paraphrased Shakespeare as he pointed towards the document.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday July 27th
2021.

Countess Draculina daughter of Count Dracula ponders the question, “Will my father Count Dracula be the next Pope?”.

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Pan Goatee Beheads Erroneous Notion of White Supremacy While Exorcist Recalls Demonically Possessed Nun

July 26, 2021 at 10:08 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was once again in the neighbourhood dollar store.

And there in the line-up was another repulsively ugly looking white woman.

There seemed to be a surplus of repulsively ugly looking white women wandering around the dollar store this past week.

What was up with that?

The Calgary Stampede was over.

Ugly looking white women should be back in the corral or the closet where they belong.

It was probably the influence of all these annoying pansies and fruits who go around celebrating Pride Week then Pride Month then Pride Year and now Pride Century, Pan Goatee reasoned.

Soon it will be Pride Millenium.

Instead of a 1000 Year Reich, it will be a 1000 Year Rainbow.

One guarded by Ernst Rohm and not Heimdall.

This ugly looking white woman had blue hair.

Pan Goatee blamed the preponderance of ugly white women in the city, in Alberta and in Canada as a whole on the influence of that odious western world political disease known as Critical Gender Theory radical Marxist feminism.

The abhorrent ideology turned any female who heavily imbibed its contents into a creature so repulsively ugly it caused even the Devil himself to vomit all over the place.

“My God but you’re ugly,” Pan Goatee quoted the John Cleese character of Basil Fawlty as he beheaded the ugly looking white women with blue hair, “You and others like you certainly rip a big hole into that erroneous theory of white supremacy. Any race that produces the likes of you certainly has nothing whatsoever to feel superior about. Hitler must have been insane.”

Goatee went on about Hitler’s insanity as he sliced the ugly white woman with blue hair into 999 trillion pieces, “Some individuals seem to be prone to all sorts of neuroses and psychoses. And I guess Hitler was obviously one of them.”

. . .

As most of the priests in Pope Francis’ Vatican were currently engaged in the Monday night gay sex orgy, the daughter of a Rome boarding house owner was wandering the halls and walls of the Vatican trying to find a priest who would come and administer the Last Rites to one of her mother’s lodgers an elderly priest and long retired exorcist.

The girl happened to run into one of the few heterosexual Vatican curia officials Samhain Cardinal Salaman a former professional stage magician turned Cardinal.

Cardinal Salaman accompanied the girl to her mother’s boarding house and administered the Last Rites to the dying exorcist.

When he had finished administering the Last Rites, the old exorcist spoke.

“There was one exorcism I recall more vividly than all the rest,” said the exorcist, “it was a nun who was demonically possessed.”

“Go on,” the Cardinal nodded, “A nun who was demonically possessed…”

“She was demonically possessed by an entity that identified itself as the Spirit of Pachamama,” the exorcist continued.

“The Spirit of Pachamama?” Cardinal Salaman was astounded.

“Yes,” the exorcist answered, “The nun had become possessed while giving birth to a child. The child’s father, the nun had told her fellow nuns in the convent, was a bishop.”

“How long ago was this, Father?” The cardinal asked the exorcist.

“Many many years ago, Father,” the old exorcist replied.

“Did the child live?” Cardinal Salaman wanted to know.

“Yes, the child lived,” the exorcist nodded.

“How old would the child be now?” Salaman inquired.

The exorcist did not answer.

For he had gone to his reward.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday July 26th
2021.

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100 More Days Till Halloween…

July 23, 2021 at 10:58 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

“This is Jack Anderson at Terror 97 FM in London- the radio station that keeps you in stitches – a la style of Dr. Victor Frankenstein’s creation. This just in from Canada… Earlier today genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee slew two more ugly women in a Dollarama store in Calgary. And now here’s Air Supply singing their coming Halloween hit Two Less Ugly People In The World…”

. . .

There was a state of excitement prevailing in the Vatican among the city state’s wide assortment of Jesuit priests for word had come to pass that the demon Baphomet was going to address them at A Come As You Are convention in the Vatican Sauna Steam Bath House named Hyacinth Sizzles Apollo’s Swizzle Stick.

Meanwhile in the Papal Apartments, Pope Francis was consulting with one of his leading theological advisors Walter Cardinal Kasper.

“Your Unholiness,” Kasper addressed Bergoglio by his most appropriate title, “a group of flying saucer UFOs containing 6.66 feet tall T-Rex ET reptilians have landed within the walls of the Vatican.”

“What for?” Francis asked as he licked a Spartan Greek popsicle.

“We’re not sure,” Kasper answered.

. . .

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson had been hiding inside a tomb in London’s Highgate Cemetery ever since British MP Renfield R. Renfield publicly called for the 10 Downing Street occupant’s assassination this past Wednesday.

The colourful and controversial MP had issued the assassination call after the Zombie Nosferatu Tory Prime Minister (whose forehead had been etched with the words I AM AN APOSTLE OF THE ANTICHRIST in red felt ink) announced this past Wednesdy that he intended to introduce a vaccine passport in Britain next month.

Bishop Sean Manchester the traditionalist Old Catholic Church Bishop of Glastonbury and a leading exorcist was walking around the cemetery amidst reports that a vampire was once again haunting the cemetery for the first time in 51 years.

As Johnson sat inside the tomb with sweat on his forehead, the ghost of Karl Marx (looking well roasted) appeared alongside him and asked him, “How’s it going?”.

. . .

Yaldabaoth the Irish Leprechaun was in Highgate Cemetery eating cold mutton sandwiches and drinking Guinness beer.

He was listening to Terror 97 FM London on his old 1970s style transistor radio.

The radio was playing a commercial and a Halloween holiday jingle, “100 more days till Halloween… Silver Shamrock.”

A hand holding a silver shamrock suddenly appeared out of the ground near the old gravestone where Yaldabaoth was having his evening picnic totally freaking the wee leprechaun out.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday July 23rd
2021.

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Asmodeus Discusses Latin Tridentine Mass With Nimrod

July 19, 2021 at 10:57 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

The chain smoking cigarette smoking demon Asmodeus was sitting in a Rome restaurant having spaghetti and meatballs with the little green frog Nimrod.

“Why is Pope Francis trying to get rid of the Latin Tridentine Mass?” Asked Nimrod.

“Because it’s preventing the advent of the Antichrist,” Asmodeus answered.

“It is?” Nimrod stuck his tongue out to capture a fly.

“Yes, His Satanic Majesty has been puzzled as to what is preventing the advent of the Antichrist,” Asmodeus explained, “He thought he hit the big time with Napoleon. He didn’t. He thought he hit the big time with Lenin. He didn’t. He thought he hit the big time with Hitler. He didn’t. He thought he hit the big time with Stalin. He didn’t. So he decided to name an infernal committee made up of Baal, Baphomet and Pachamama the Inca she-dragon who’s also the Inca earth mother goddess to investigate the matter shortly after Stalin kicked the bucket. The committee came up with the idea that it was the Latin Tridentine Mass that was preventing the Advent of the Antichrist. So His Satanic Majesty caught Pope John XXIII off guard one day and whispered in his ear to call the 2nd Vatican Council. Which Good Pope John did. John died within a year after the Council opened and Cardinal Montini was elected Pope taking the name Paul VI. A few of Paul’s advisors were under the complete control of His Satanic Majesty. After the Council finished in December 1965, Paul named the Freemason Annibale Bugnini to compose a new liturgy for the Church. Bugnini came out with the Novus Ordo Mass (designed to bring about the New World Order) which Paul VI promulgated in 1969 and the new liturgy was said in most parish churches throughout the world beginning in 1970. Except for French Archbishop Marcel Lefebvbre and the Society of Saint Pius X. The next decades saw the advent of the two Bushes and Bill Clinton who helped push the New World Order on America and the world. It continued under the Marxist Saul Alinsky inspired community organizer Barack Obama. Donald Trump was too much of a narcissist to follow the dictates of the New World Order elite so he had to be pushed out of the way. Pope Francis brought an idol of the demon Pachamama into the Vatican Gardens and later into Saint Peter’s Basilica itself. The result of that was to inspire the supernatural forces to bring about the release of Covid-19. All churches were shut down because of Covid. Within the Catholic Church the only groups who remained open without wearing masks and social distancing were those that practiced the Latin Tridentine Mass- the Society of Saint Pius X, the Fraternal Society of Saint Peter and the Institute of Christ The King Sovereign Priest. The Antichrist was supposed to arrive in 2020. But thanks to the Latin Tridentine Mass being said, he didn’t. So His Satanic Majesty (who’s Pope Francis’ god of surprises) directed his gay maidservant Francis to effectively abolish the Latin Tridentine Mass in his most recent motu proprio Traditionis custodes. Now His Satanic Majesty hopes the Antichrist will arrive within the next year.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday July 19th
2021.

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Cthulhu In The Tiber

July 12, 2021 at 10:41 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

Pope Francis, still recovering in Rome’s Agostino Gemelli Hospital, was being visited by one of his papal aides Father Thomas Oliver Wardenclyffe.

“Distressing news,” Father Wardenclyffe began, “Cthulhu has been spotted swimming in the Tiber River through Rome.”

“Who’s Cthulhu?” Francis asked.

“He’s a Great Old One as far as cosmic entities go,” Father Wardenclyffe explained, “He has several titles The High Priest of the Great Old Ones, The Great Dreamer and also The Sleeper of R’lyeh. He’s a giant who looks like a combination of a green octopus, a dragon and a gargantuan caricature of the human form.”

“Is he one of the first Transhumans visualized by Klaus Schwab and the World Economic Forum?” Francis asked.

“We’re not sure,” Father Wardenclyffe shrugged.

Pope Francis’ doctor raised an eyebrow, “I thought Cthulhu was a fictional creature created by American horror writer H.P. Lovecraft who first appeared in the short story The Call of Cthulhu published by the American pulp magazine Weird Tales in 1928?”.

“Somebody better tell that to Cthulhu,” Father Wardenclyffe pointed out the window.

. . .

“Has anybody ever told you that you’re loaded with spiked protein antibodies to the Covid-19 virus?” A doctor (who had just performed a Covid-19 test on the cosmic entity) asked The Great Old One on the banks of the Tiber River.

“No, you’re the first,” Cthulhu answered before eating the doctor.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday July 12th
2021.

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Lambda and The Llama On Lammas Night

July 10, 2021 at 10:32 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol had received a video via courier.

The video showed a ritual that was apparently performed on Lammas Night (the evening of August 1st) in the year 2020.

The anonymous sender of the video in a typewritten note said that the ritual was the source of the lambda variant of the Covid-19 virus that was currently being yacked about by Neo-Bolshevik Communist health “experts” all over the globe.

Whitstable watched the video.

The video showed the half-male half-female half-human half-goat transgendered transpecies demon Baphomet sodomizing a llama in the rearend along the banks of the Amazon River in Peru’s Andes mountains while the Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama sat and watched.

After sodomizing the llama, Baphomet then sneezed all over it.

When it was totally covered in Baphomet boogies, Pachamama buried the llama alive.

And then set fire to the surrounding ground.

A doctor from WHO (the World Health Organization) wearing a button that said I TAKE MY ORDERS FROM XI JINPING then sprayed the smoke in the direction of a nearby indigenous village where it was inhaled by the inhabitants.

A few weeks later the first recorded instances of the lambda variant of the Covid-19 virus showed up in Peru.

At around the same time Pope Francis and Sir Elton John were singing together via Zoom conference call that old Katja Ebstein song The Poor Boy Dancer From Peru.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday July 10th
2021.

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Francis’ Troubles and The Demon Possessed Italian Historian

July 5, 2021 at 10:43 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

“I wonder what it was that caused Francis to get Diverticulitis Hemicolectomy?” Amadeus remarked as he looked at the photo.

“Probaby that huge tray of multi-layers of cheese and multi-layers of meatballs pasta that he ate,” Renfield suggested.

“That would do it all right,” Amadeus agreed.

. . .

Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds the Church of England’s leading exorcist was in an attic in the city of Rome performing an exorcism on the demon possessed Italian historian Roberto de Mattei.

He was being assisted in this by Tony Fausti of the Italian Weightlifters’ Association.

“I don’t like French split green pea soup,” the demon possessed Italian historian Roberto de Mattei commented as he vomitted alphabet soup all over the place, “That’s why I’m not barfing up French split green pea soup while my head is spinning like Linda Blair did in the 1973 film The Exorcist. I much prefer alphabet soup.”

The demon possessed historian spewed forth more alphabet soup.

“Look,” Fausti pointed, “These letters in the demonically spouted alphabet soup spell EMMANUEL MACRON over here and over there those letters in the demonically spouted alphabet soup spell COUGARS.”

Fausti sighed, “Well, I guess if we have to confront a demon, it might as well be a demon with a sense of humour.

“Be quiet, Tony,” Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds admonished, “This is serious business.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday July 5th
2021.

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The Devil Is In The Details… and Also The Vaccine?

June 30, 2021 at 10:39 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Amadeus Emanon was in a confectionary store when he ran into the Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds the Vicar of Saint Genevieve’s Anglo-Catholic C. Of E. Parish in West London.

“Hello, Father Aidan,” Amadeus greeted the priest who was also the Church of England’s leading exorcist, “I hear you’ve booked a Set Enterprises dirigible airship to Rome.”

“That’s right,” Father Saint Edmunds nodded, “One of the few modes of transport left where you don’t have to use an EU approved 666 Mark of the Beast Vaccine Passport to travel.”

“What will you be doing in Rome?” Amadeus asked.

“I’ll be performing an exorcism on Italian history professor Roberto de Mattei who became demonically possessed as a result of receiving a vaccine for Covid-19,” Father Aidan explained.

“Wow,” Amadeus was astonished, “I had heard that there were a few side effects to the Covid vaccine but I didn’t know that demonic possession was among them.”

“Mr. de Mattei’s case is the most notable,” Father Aidan agreed, “I don’t know how many others are out there.”

“Why are you being called to Rome to do an exorcism?” Amadeus inquired, “Surely there are exorcists in the Diocese of Rome who could do exorcisms.”

“Yes but Pope Francis has abolished the office of exorcist in the Catholic Church,” Father Aidan noted.

“He has?” Amadeus was shocked, “Why?”.

“Bergoglio feels that exorcism of demons is harmful to ecumenism and inter-faith relations,” Father Aidan answered, “He’s hoping to sign a San Francisco Declaration with Anton Lavey’s Church of Satan similar to the Abu Dhabi Declaration he signed with the Grand Imam of Al-Azhar University.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday June 30th
2021.

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