Hera, Dracul and Alexander The Great On Guy Fawkes Day

November 5, 2022 at 10:34 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

The Greek goddess Hera in London

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  • The Greek goddess Hera was staying in a hotel room in London, England.
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  • It was November 5th 2O22.
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  • Guy Fawkes Day.
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  • Inside Buckingham ₱alace, His Majesty King Charles III still couldn't find a ₱en that worked to sign a document.
  • "How is it?" Charles sighed, "that ever since I became King, I can't seem to find a ₱en that works."
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  • Just then ₱addington Bear entered the King’s study.
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  • “Would you like a marmalade sandwich, sir?” ₱addington asked.
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  • “What?” The King blinked, “Oh sure.”
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  • The bear took off his hat, ₱ulled out a marmalade sandwich and gave it to His Majesty.
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  • The bear then walked down the hall to take Her late Majesty’s corgis out for their evening walk.
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  • The King grabbed a seagull feathered quill ₱en that finally seemed to work as he di₱₱ed it in ink.
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  • His Majesty looked out the window of his study and noticed the Royal Guardsmen saluting ₱addington Bear and the corgis.
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  • “Bloody Hell,” His Majesty needed his mouth washed out with soa₱, “that bear is real. I just thought it was some sort of studio com₱uter generated animation trick when they shot that scene with Mommy and ₱addington Bear for Mommy’s ₱latinum Jubilee celebration.”
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  • Another grou₱ of Royal Guardsmen started singing, “It was the night before Christmas. It was 4O below….” as a beagle dressed in World War I flying ace attire flew ato₱ a flying dog house in a snowstorm.
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  • On the ₱alace clothesline, the ghost of Johnny Cash a₱₱eared and started singing, “I walk the line…”
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  • King Charles III ₱aused.
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  • Just what was in those Cuban cigars that Justin Trudeau had sent him a box of as an early Christmas ₱resent?
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  • And why did the box say FROM DAD on them?
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  • Meanwhile on the ₱alace study radio was the voice of ₱o₱e Francis from Bahrain telling ₱eo₱le about the im₱ortance of recycling.
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  • Hera in her hotel room in London
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  • Hera was in London because her husband Zeus was.
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  • The horny and adulterous Olym₱ian who was King of the Greek gods was ₱ursuing some vam₱iress named Ankhesenamun.
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  • So Hera was going to get her revenge by once again making out with the Canadian vam₱ire hunter Dracul Van Helsing.
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  • After engaging in some kinky fore₱lay, Hera and Dracul started making out.
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  • Just then the ghost of Alexander the Great a₱₱eared in the room.
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  • “Don’t let me sto₱ whatever you’re doing,” Alexander ex₱lained, “I’m just here to discuss the im₱ortance of November 5th. And I’m not talking about Guy Fawkes Day when Guy Fawkes tried to blow u₱ ₱arliament on November 5th 16O5. No, ₱eo₱le should remember, remember the 5th of November for another reason. For it was on this date the 5th of November back in 333 BC that I defeated the ₱ersian King Darius III at the Batlle of Issus. Darius had the larger army but couldn’t use his numbers on the narrow stri₱ of land between mountain and sea where the battle took ₱lace. Needless to say but I will anyway, I won the battle.”
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  • At that moment the ghost of Orson Welles entered the room, “I say, Drac, I have a message from Renfield regarding Ankhesenamun. Oh shoot, you’re making out with the goddess Hera again. And why is the ghost of Alexander the Great dressed in the attire of an Oxford don and giving a Classics studies lecture on the Battle of Issus?”.
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  • Just then ₱addington Bear dressed in a hotel bell boy’s uniform entered the room ₱ushing a large tea service cart. In addition to a large Russian (or was it Ukrainian?) tea samovar, there was also a very large hat on the cart.
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  • “Tea and marmalade sandwiches anyone?” ₱addington Bear asked.
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  • -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter written by Christo₱her Saturday November 5th 2O22.

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  • Amadeus Emanon On The Day of The Queen’s Funeral

    September 19, 2022 at 10:40 pm (History, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

    Grandchildren of Her Majesty standing vigil for The Queen this past Saturday night

    Professional concert pianist Amadeus Emanon and his two friends Angelique Dumont and Dulcinea Lucia had spent the day standing along the streets of central London watching the Queen’s funeral procession from Westminster Hall to Westminster Abbey and then her burial procession from Westminster Abbey to Windsor Castle.

    When the processions were over, the trio retreated to a pub The George and Dragon to discuss the day’s events.

    “Where was your friend the MP Renfield R. Renfield?” Dulcinea Lucia asked Amadeus, “I thought he would have joined us at both processions.”

    “He was present in person at both the funeral and burial services for Her Majesty,” Amadeus answered.

    “What?” Dulcinea was incredulous, “How does the leader of a party that has only two seats in the Westminster House of Commons end up getting invited to both those services?”.

    “He once saved one of the Queen’s Welsh corgis from drowning in a swimming pool,” Amadeus replied.

    “That would do it all right,” Dulcinea had to admit.

    “One final toast,” Amadeus raised his glass of ale, “To Her late Majesty The Queen.”

    “To Her late Majesty The Queen,” Angelique Dumont and Dulcinea Lucia likewise raised their glasses of ale.

    Outside the pub, a lone kilted bagpiper walked by playing a Scottish Regiment’s Final Farewell Post.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    Written by Christopher
    Monday September 19th

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    Haiku About Her Majesty and Signs In The Sky

    September 9, 2022 at 8:31 pm (haiku, Poetry) ()

    Rainbows in the sky
    From Windsor to Buckingham
    Queen’s stairs to Heaven

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    Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II Dies At Age 96 In The Platinum Jubilee Year of Her Reign

    September 8, 2022 at 8:26 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, News, Obituaries, Personal essays) ()

    Queen Elizabeth II

    She was born in an age of civility and grace.

    As the world and its morals and culture rapidly descended into barbarism, savagery and decadence around her, she remained a steadfast symbol of that long lost bygone age.

    Her death truly marks the end of an era.

    R.I.P Your Majesty.

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    Renfield On The Queen’s Platinum Jubilee

    June 2, 2022 at 10:03 pm (Biographical, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

    Queen Elizabeth II, then a young Princess, photographed by Cecil Beaton at Buckingham Palace, March 1945

    British MP Renfield R. Renfield ended his Thursday night podcast by toasting the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee (70 years on the throne).

    Said Renfield, “Today marks the beginning of Her Majesty’s official Platinum Jubilee celebrations.
    Although Her Majesty officially ascended the throne on February 6th 1952, she was officially crowned Queen at Westminster Abbey in London on June 2nd 1953.
    At the time Her Majesty became Queen upon her father King George VI’s death on February 6th 1952, Winston Churchill was Prime Minister of Great Britain and Harry Truman was President of the United States.
    Today Boris Johnson is Prime Minister of Britain and Joe Biden is President of the United States.
    So some things have gone considerably downhill in the past 70 years.
    At the time Her Majesty Elizabeth II ascended the throne, Josef Stalin was alive and well and the absolute dictator of the USSR.
    70 years later the USSR is gone and Xi Jinping is alive and well and the absolute dictator of the People’s Republic of China.
    1952 – the year of the Queen’s Ascension- was also the year that Ian Fleming wrote his first James Bond novel Casino Royale.
    This would mark the beginning of a great series of spy novels in which a series of spectacular villains- let’s call them Ernst Stavro Blofeld, Dr. No and Goldfinger and a fictional organization named SPECTRE plot to take over the world.
    70 years later a group of real unspectacular villains- let’s call them George Soros, Bill Gates and Klaus Schwab and an actual real organization the WEF (World Economic Forum) plot to take over the world.
    So a lot has happened and a lot has changed in the past 70 years.
    John F. Kennedy wanted to put a man on the moon.
    Today’s U.S. Democrats want to put a man in the women’s washroom.”

    Renfield then raises a glass of champagne, “To Her Majesty the Queen. Long has she reigned over us.”

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Thursday June 2nd

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    Svetlana Kireeva On Earth Day

    April 22, 2014 at 7:01 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, History, Horror, Mystery/horror, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

    Svetlana Kireeva On Earth Day

    Spanish vampire Manuel de Rivera y Vargas was walking the streets of Memphis Tennessee.

    Manuel was a good vampire.

    In fact, he was a close friend of the famous Canadian vampire hunter Christopher Dracul Van Helsing who slew evil vampires.

    Manuel a concert pianist by profession had been turned into a vampire against his will by the Egyptian Vampiress Isis in New York City back in 1942 after he had performed a particularly rousing rendition of Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata in a Manhattan concert hall.

    Although Manuel like all vampires needed human blood to survive, he refused to attack humans to get it.

    He bought vials of blood from hospitals and the Red Cross.

    The only person he had ever bitten and also turned into a vampire was a young woman who was dying of cancer and had requested it because she wanted to live a few more years.

    The woman was Angelique Dumont an aspiring young classically trained singer and actress.

    Manuel had found her in a crypt in a New Orleans cemetery which was submerged by floodwaters when Hurricane Katrina had smashed into Louisiana back in the summer of 2005.

    Miss Dumont had gone to visit the Dumont Family Crypt to tell her ancestors that she was dying of cancer when the hurricane suddenly hit.

    When Manuel found her almost submerged under water in the crypt, she refused to leave.

    She said he could either bite her and turn her into a vampire or let her die by drowning than face the awful fate of an agonizing death by cancer.

    So Manuel had granted her request.

    Miss Dumont was now a successful singer and actress who appeared in musicals in the theatre district of West London in England.

    The New Orleans Songstress as she was dubbed by the British press was particularly noted for playing the role of Christine Daae in the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical The Phantom of The Opera.

    Like Manuel, Angelique did not attack humans but bought bottles of human blood from hospitals.

    As for Manuel, he had watched the woman he loved- a beautiful young Iranian girl and reformer- being murdered by the tyrannical mullah’s regime in Tehran in the wake of the street protests that had gripped Iran in 2009-2010 following Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s re-election as President of the Islamic Republic of Iran.

    Now Manuel was in Memphis Tennessee taking a personal pilgrimage honouring another great musician he admired- Elvis Presley.

    As Manuel stood outside Graceland, he blinked.

    And the vampire Manuel although a supernatural creature himself was in shock.

    For just like the singer in that song Walking In Memphis, he had just seen the Ghost of Elvis.

    What could that possibly mean?

    . . .

    In another Memphis- Memphis, Egypt- the eerie winged Flying Eye of Horus flew above the ruins of the pillared hall of Rameses II at Memphis.

    . . .

    Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II lay in bed.

    From a distant room, she could hear the radio playing.

    The song being played on the radio was being sung by Johnny Cash.

    It was that old song The Devil Went Down To Georgia.

    Her Majesty had always loved Johnny Cash’s music.

    The Devil went down to Georgia.

    Her Majesty gazed in the distance to the globe of the world by her bedroom window.

    Coincidentally her eye fell on Georgia on the globe of the world- the spot seemed to be directly in her gaze.

    Although it was not the Georgia of America’s Deep South

    It was the Eastern European country of Georgia.

    The country that Vladimir Putin had invaded in August 2008 and had seized the Georgian territories of Abkhazia and South Ossetia.

    . . .

    Russian Vampiress Svetlana Kireeva of the FSB stood inside the mausoleum of Lenin’s Tomb and gazed at the body of Lenin- founder of Soviet Russia and the Soviet Union- as he lay behind his glass enclosure.

    Today was Lenin’s 144th birthday.

    It was also Earth Day.

    The world’s very first Earth Day had been April 22nd 1970- which had been Lenin’s 100th birthday.

    The date had been selected by Communists who had infiltrated the then emerging environmental movement in the U.S.

    The KGB and its agents hoped to seize control of the burgeoning environmental movement and use it to bring about the rapid industrial decline of the U.S. and the Western world.

    In the meantime, heavy Soviet industry would continue to rape and pillage the sacred earth of Mother Russia in order to bring about the Soviet Workers’ Paradise on Earth while they hoped the environmental movement in the West would lead to the rapid industrial and technological decline of the U.S. , Great Britain and Western Europe.

    And so Communist infiltrators in the U.S. environmental movement had deliberately chosen the date of Lenin’s 100th birthday- April 22nd 1970- as the world’s very first Earth Day.

    And none of the non-Communist members of the environmental movement had ever bothered asking why that particular date had been chosen for Earth Day.

    As Lenin himself had shrewdly and astutely noted, there would be no shortage of “useful idiots” for the Communist cause in the West.

    And so here on this 44th Earth Day, Svetlana Kireeva stood inside Lenin’s tomb and made a personal vow to restore the Empire that Lenin and Stalin had built.

    This April 22nd 2014.

    Lenin’s 144th birthday.


    12 x 12.


    Like the 12 Tribes of Israel.


    144,000 witnesses in the Book of Revelation.

    12,000 from each of the 12 Tribes of Israel.


    Were Israel and Russia connected somehow? she wondered.

    Suddenly to her horror, Lenin’s eyes opened on his corpse behind the glass enclosure and Lenin’s corpse spoke these words,

    “The time is now.”

    To be continued.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Tuesday April 22nd

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