Michelangelo The Psychic Lobster And A Radio Transmission From The Future

July 12, 2011 at 7:30 pm (Vampire novel) (, , )

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was picking up yet another radio transmission from the future on his antenna.

This had happened to him a few times in the past- he’d pick up radio transmissions from the future.

And now it was happening to him in the present- picking up a radio transmission from the future.

He wondered how a philosopher of the subject of space and time would think of the terms he was currently using.

Anyhow he decided to tune in on this particular radio transmission from the future.

It seemed to be a radio news broadcast from July 2021- 10 years from now this month.

He heard the announcer’s voice, “Today New York State became the first state in the Union to pass a bill legalizing inter-species marriage. The bill was passed by the state legislature after a controversial debate and signed into law by New York Gov. Yet An Other Flaky Cuomo. The first to take the plunge were a woman and her wild salmon love interest. Next to get hitched were a man and his horse…”

Michelangelo decided to tune off the transmission.

He felt perspiration and sweat on his brow despite the fact he seemed to be in a tank of fairly cool water.

He then noticed one of the female lab technicians in the Set Enterprises Lab looking at him intently with her eyes and licking her lips.

That expression in her eyes… was it one of hunger? Or one of lust?

As the female lab technician raised her lab coat and her skirt exposing her upper thighs, Michelangelo backed away from the scene to the other side of the tank.

Michelangelo was glad that he was not living in the year 2021.

The way that female human looked at him just then…

The poor fellow reflected that he just might find himself in the boiling hot waters of the bonds of unholy matrimony in the year 2021…

To be continued.

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