A Renfieldian Day- August 5th 2021

August 5, 2021 at 10:59 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield got out of bed.

He reached for a glass of orange juice left for him on his dresser by Athelstan the house butler and valet.

He sipped the orange juice and looked out the window of his 2nd floor bedroom.

Rameses the Estate grounds keeper was busy gathering up the remains of various agents from the governments of the world who had sought to attack the estate to either kidnap or kill Renfield.

They were immediately set upon by and torn to pieces by Nefertiti Galore the Set Estate’s fierce guard cat.

Cthulhu the 100 metres tall giant dragon, octopus and human hybrid (first talked about in H.P. Lovecraft’s short stories) could be seen limping away with one of his giant wings half ripped off and one of his giant tentacles severed while the tiny Siamese cat angrily spat at him.

Renfield then took a look at his smart phone and read his notes.

Juliette Kayyem who had been Assistant Secretary of State For Homeland Security under Barack Obama had called for the Biden Administration to put all unvaccinated people on a no fly list.

Renfield then recorded and uploaded a video in which he publicly called for the assassination of Juliette Kayyem.

Canada’s aesthetically facially challenged Federal Health Minister Pat Hadju (who would immediately lose her head upon meeting Pan Goatee) had written a letter in which she had objected to the province of Alberta’s lifting of all remaining Covid restrictions.

Such was not in line with the New World Order an evil djinn (who found himself momentarily bound in servitude to George Soros, Bill Gates and World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab for the past decade and whose servitude would last another decade more) told Ms. Hadju and her boss Old Blackface himself Justin Trudeau.

Renfield went to the part in Klaus Schwab’s book The Fourth Industrial Revolution where the Neo-Hitlerian ubermensch technocrat had called for a humanity which would be combined “biologically, spiritually and technologically as one”.

Taking the vaccine was of course the first step in this process.

Renfield issued a statement in which he called Pat Hadju a Neo-Bolshevik Communist and an Apostle of The Antichrist.

Renfield then put the finishing touches on another video that he had been working on the past few days.

He then did some hacking and put the video complete with sound on to the large video billboard present in New York City’s Times Square.

The video started with World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab dressed in the uniform of a Nazi SS officer saying, “Ve have vays of making you take the vaccine.”

The video then switched to a shot of Adolf Hitler reviewing a group of Nazi SS troops at a Nuremberg rally of the 1930s.

It then showed a group of Nazi SS soldiers parading.

Three of the goosestepping soldiers in front bore the faces of Joe Biden, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio and New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo.

The video then showed Nazi Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels speaking.

Soon interspersed on Goebbels’ face was the face of CNN’s whining snivelling sodomite the appropriately last named Don Lemon.

The sour fruit had recently said that unvaccinated people should not be allowed to work or buy groceries.

The ghost of Orson Welles then appeared with a spectral glass of spectral red wine.

Said Welles, “Adolf Hitler said it almost a century ago, “We will establish no Reich before its time.”

Bill Gates appears with a smile and turns over an hour glass, “It’s time.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday August 5th
2021.

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Fascism In Montreal

April 15, 2021 at 10:31 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , )

Last week members of Montreal’s Fascist Police Department had raided an AirB&B rented by a news crew from Rebel News an indepedent news media outlet in Canada.

They arrested one of the reporters and harrassed the rest.

Rebel News’ crime?

They had dared to report on the draconian lockdown in the province of Quebec.

Quebec had always had a quasi-Fascist to outright Fascist outlook in its provincial psyche.

Quebec’s long serving Union Nationale Premier Maurice Duplessis had certainly embodied it.

Communist bonehead Justin’s father Pierre Elliot Trudeau certainly embodied it when he used to wear a Swastika emblazoned Prussian military helmet to ride a motorcycle around the streets of Montreal while draft dodging military service in Canada’s Armed Forces to avoid fighting Fascism and Nazism over in Europe.

And now the Montreal Police Service raid on Canada’s Rebel News independent news media team.

Montreal Police officers had told Rebel News reporters that they were “Jew media” since Ezra Isaac Levant the CEO and head of Rebel News was Jewish.

Broadcasting from the invisible dirigible airship The Claude Rains and Lamont Cranston Project One on his way to Montreal, British MP Renfield R. Renfield told the world, “Unlike Claude Rains’ character of Police Captain Louis Renault in Casablanca who threw the bottle of Vichy Water into the garbage can, Montreal police actually drink the Vichy Water and toast the Vichy regime.”

The invisible dirigible airship The Claude Rains and Lamont Cranston Project One having now arrived over Montreal, Renfield’s crew dumped buckets of Ottawa bull and cow manure on every Montreal Police vehicle and police station they came across.

Pope Francis was in his study at the Vatican in Rome reading a dispatch from the Archdiocese of Montreal on how manure seemed to be falling from the sky on top of Montreal Police vehicles and police stations.

Pope Francis turned around behind him and looked at the painting of a nude gay looking Jesus embracing and kissing the body of the recently self-hanged Judas Iscariot that was on the wall behind the pontiff’s desk.

Francis had recently told Italian news media that this was one of his favourite paintings.

Francis looked at the painting and wondered with reports of manure falling from the skies on Montreal police, “What would Judas do?”.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday April 15th
2021.

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Renfield’s Analysis

November 3, 2020 at 11:59 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics) (, , )

In 1860 the Democrats favoured slavery for blacks
In 2020 they favour slavery for all
And now they’ve stopped counting votes in
Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin
because Trump is so far ahead
They are stuffing ballots as we speak
A 2nd American Civil War has begun.
-Renfield
The Spectre of Death wth the Daughter of Time
has now come to America.

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Tartarus Bound and The Keys

September 18, 2020 at 10:22 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

As the three headed dog Cerberus led the late U.S. Associate Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg to her rotating barbeque spit over an open fire in Tartarus where she’d be spending her next eternity, three other figures had just been granted a one year dispensational leave from their rotating barbeque spits in Tartarus.

Pope Francis, who had actually lost the Keys of Saint Peter several years ago but didn’t bother relaying that message to Hades the Greek god of the Underworld, had communicated with the cthonic deity to release the three figures.

Bergoglio had communicated with Hades via a Rome based spiritist medium Sophia de Medici.


Sophia de Medici: Who did not feel at all threatened, sexually harrassed or lusted at by the men who worked in Pope Francis’ Vatican.

Later after the three figures arrived in Rome, Pope Francis had a Zoom conference video meeting with powerful figures from around the globe.

Meanwhile British MP Renfield R. Renfield was informing the London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set that the term “Great Reset” was a globalist code word for establishing a One World Marxist Leninist government.

Earlier this week Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus the Ethiopian Communist who headed WHO (the World Health Organization) said that the current crisis would not end “with a vaccine but only with a total reorganization of society. We can never go back to the way things were before.”

Renfeld told Set: “That’s globalist code for freedom is permanently dead.”

The Sodom and Gomorrah admiring Italian-American physician Dr. Anthony Fauci (medical darling of the mainstream Marxist media) also talked about the need for combating climate change and for redistributing the world’s wealth (although by that he didn’t mean his own personal wealth would be available for redistribution- notation by Renfield).

Flaky Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi blamed both the CCP Wuhan virus and the California wildfires on climate change.

“Mother Earth is mad at us!” Said the San Francisco Congresswoman while sporting a Medusa serpentine hairdo.

Likewise conceited, pompous and arrogant California Gov. Gavin Newsom blamed the California wildfires on climate change.

Just as the latest California wildfire was being started by fireworks going off at a gender reveal party in the woods.

Certainly one fiery revelation to say the least!

At the Davos Forum in Switzerland earlier this year, George Soros told participants that this year must mark the start of the “Great Reset”.

Now George Soros, Bill Gates, American economist Jeffrey Sachs and U-2 singer Bono were in a Zoom video conference with Pope Francis.

“Gentlemen,” Pope Francis held his hammer and sickle crucifix given him as a gift by Evo Morales the former Marxist President of Bolivia, “I have asked Hades to release three spirits from Tartarus for an entire year to help us as we launch the Great Reset.”

The ghosts of Lenin, Stalin and Mao Tse-tung stepped forward into the room where the Unholy Father was addressing his fellow Zoom conference participants.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday September 18th
2020.

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Renfield Insults Xi Jinping and Hong Kong’s Police Chief Gets Hemorrhoid Inducing Serum

September 7, 2020 at 10:29 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Over the weekend a 12 year-old-girl in Hong Kong who had gone downtown to buy art supplies found herself in the midst of a protest.

When she ran to get away from the protestors, the Hong Kong Police, anxious to show the world that they were even more stupid and incompetent than the Keystone Cops of silent movie era Keystone Studios fame, ran after her, threw her to the ground with half a dozen cops lying on top of her and handcuffed her and dragged her away in a police van to jail.

The incident reached the ears of British MP Renfield R. Renfield.

As China’s paramount leader Xi Jinping (who had just brought in the Hong Kong Security Law this past summer that effectively ended Hong Kong’s freedom and autonomy and made the island effectively part of a one system Chinese Communist totalitarian state) sat down at his computer, his computer had been hacked by the Set Enterprises Intelligence Team Unit.

There on his computer screen was a smiling Renfield R. Renfield who sat there playing his guitar and singing a song,

“Hey Xi Jinping, you’re a loser,
you’re a 12-year-old girl abuser,
I guess you think you’re 10 feet tall
Even though your homegrown chopstick is so small,
The Heaven above is displeased with you,
That’s why summer snow has been falling too
Letting you know your reign will be through
after India’s army kicked your ass so blue…”

A livid Xi Jinping put in a phone call to his Ministry of State Security and demanded they assassinate Renfield R. Renfield.

Meanwhile in Hong Kong, the Hong Kong Commissioner of Police Chris Ping-keung Tang had felt a sharp injection in his buttocks earlier today.

One of his assistants (who had been drinking way too many Harvey Wallbangers) said that the culprit was a 6 foot 8 tall bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears.

As the all points bulletin and call went out among the Hong Kong Police Force to be on the lookout for a 6 foot 8 tall bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears, the mostly sober (but nevertheless still incompetent) Hong Kong police were unable to spot him.

As for the injection, it was a serum invented by Set Enterprises’ Dr. Cadbury Rocher that would tie the Hong Kong Commissioner of Police for 1st place along with Vladimir Putin in having the worst case of hemorrhoids in all recorded history.

And in Beijing, the Chinese vampiress Mei-ling Manchu (an ally of Renfield R. Renfield) was waiting to put the final touches on a plan to punish Xi Jinping.

Chinese vampiress Mei-ling Manchu

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday September 7th
2020.

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Xi, Justin, Renfield and That Damned Dam

July 15, 2020 at 10:40 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading a Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit report on what was currently happening in the People’s Republic of China.

It appeared that the Xi Jinping regime in Beijing was deliberately releasing floodwater from the spillway on the Three Gorges Dam to flood the city of Wuhan and a few other cities.

There was of course heavy rainfall that was going on in the region and the Xi regime would naturally blame the flooding and subsequent deaths on the weather.

But it would appear that the majority of the flooding was in fact being caused by the deliberate releasing of floodwater on the dam’s spillway.

“What the Hell is Xi Jinping doing?” Renfield asked Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster who was in a nearby lobster tank.

Michelangelo shrugged his lobster claws.

He had been trying to psychically probe Xi Jinping’s evil genius mind but his efforts were being blocked by the sinister looking face of an evil Black Dragon spirit entity.

On the television set in the room that both MP and lobster were in, Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau on the screen said that he did not think that the Two Michaels (Two Canadians Michael Kovrig and Michael Spavor who were arrested and detained in China in December 2018 shortly after Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou was arrested at Vancouver International Airport by Canadian authorities at the request of the U.S. State Department) were in any grave danger as he sat and twiddled his thumbs while Canada’s slow moving justice system heard the extradition case involving Meng which would probably involve years of appeals and eventually wind up in the Supreme Court of Canada while the Two Michaels would spend their time enjoying the hospitality to be found in a Communist Chinese prison.

Justin had spent much of his first term in office as Prime Minister interfering with Canada’s judicial system in an effort to save a corrupt Quebec construction firm from criminal prosecution.

Now the inept failed former High School Drama teacher (best known for putting on blackface) said, “It is unCanadian to interfere with the independence of our judicial system. So I will not trade Meng for the two Michaels.”

“Idiot,” Renfield thought and then the news showed a brief news story and film footage about an entire Chinese family being swept way in the floods that hit their city.

Like Stalin’s enforced famine on Ukrainian farmers in the years 1932-33, the floods hitting China in this early summer of 2020 was a man-made phenomenon (caused by deliberately releasing floodwater on the Three Gorges dam’s spillway).

Xi’s ass was being helped by heavy natural rainfall in the region and so the world wouldn’t raise a heap of protect.

Because, Renfield noted, the world was being distracted by the bioweapon virus that had accidentally been released by the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

That is, Renfield thought, if it was an accident.

With a homicidal maniac like Xi on the world stage, one could never be sure.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday July 15th
2020.

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‘Woke’ Zombies of The Apocalypse: Jacobin Terror Revisited

June 17, 2020 at 10:41 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

A group of reporters were social distancing in British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s office waiting for the parliamentarian to come out of his inner office and make a statement on the ongoing Neo-Bolshevik insurrection in America and its accompanying sympathetic protests in Britain.

How a movement that started out as peaceful protests against racism and police brutality had also produced a side movement of rioting and looting and the violent overthrow of all vestiges of the past promising a nebulous future which the ‘Woke’ zombies of the apocalypse assured everyone would be so much better than today.

The politicians who seemed to be the most sympathetic to the violent looting and rioting ‘Woke’ zombies of the Apocalypse were also those who were most in favour of keeping their citizens under perpetual lockdown and quarantine.

But then Commies of a feather always oppress together (when they’re not out in the streets re-enacting the Jacobin Reign of Terror).

Meanwhile inside his inner office, Renfield was reading the news that his favourite brand of pancake syrup was being taken off the market.

“What? No more Aunt Jemima?” Renfield exclaimed, “What happened? Did a pair of white cops kneel on her neck and then shoot her? Just wait until I get my hands on those cops.’

Renfield’s parliamentary assistant Mirabella Francesca Franconia then shooed the reporters out of the parliamentary office into the parliamentary hallway.

She didn’t want her boss getting in hot water again like he was prone to do.

Meanwhile outside on the streets of London, a courier for Brucie’s Baloney Parlour had just been run over by Boris Johnson’s motorcade when he held up a sign in front of it saying There Is No Civil War Going On In Syria.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday June 17th
2020.

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Theresa May Announces Her Resignation On Queen Victoria’s 200th Birthday

May 24, 2019 at 8:43 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

The date was May 24th 2019.

It was Queen Victoria’s 200th birthday.

And British Prime Minister Theresa May stood in front of 10 Downing Street in London and announced that she would be resigning as British Conservative Party leader effective June 7th 2019.

From then on, she would carry on as a caretaker Prime Minister until the British Conservative Party elected a new leader in July.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield met in a pub not far from the Westminster Parliament with his friends Amadeus Emanon and Angelique Dumont to discuss the resignation.

“I didn’t think she’d announce her resignation until next month,” Amadeus commented as he worked on his 3rd plate of the pub’s steak and kidney pie.

“Neither did I,” Renfield sipped his pint of brown ale, “I’ve been told that the Prime Minister decided to resign after apparently looking at an oil painting of an 18th Century Irish pirate of the Caribbean that former Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson had given her as a gift.”

“That must have been one Hell of a picture,” Angelique remarked.

“It must have been,” Renfield admitted.

“So, who do you think will replace her?” Amadeus asked as he ordered a 4th piece of steak and kidney pie.

“Well, the London bookmakers seemed to favour Boris Johnson,” Renfield ate his rice pudding, “and the fact that the pro-globalist and pro-New World Order The Economist Magazine came out against Boris Johnson as Prime Minister is another plus in his favour. For what’s bad for The Economist is good for Britain. And what’s bad for Britain is good for The Economist.”

“I’ve noticed that The Economist has never had anything positive to say about you,” Amadeus ordered himself another Shirley Temple children’s cocktail.

“Which is why I rest my case on the matter,” Renfield washed down the last of his brown ale.

Meanwhile at 10 Downing Street, the residence’s staff were putting up a painting of Captain Kerry Donegal in the main hall.

A temporary location until Mrs. May moved out of 10 Downing Street.

“It’s like staring into a mirror,” the ghost of the pirate Captain Kerry Donegal remarked as he looked at the painting.

“Good God!” Mrs. May exclaimed as she walked down the hall.

It turned out that unbeknownst to herself until now, the Prime Minister had the psychic ability to see ghosts of pirates.

Mrs. May went weak at the knees and fainted.

As she lay on the floor she dreamed of a Harlequin historical romance novel book cover in which she appeared held in the arms of a pirate with an open shirt and a muscular hairless chest.

“That’s the first time I’ve seen Mrs. May look happy all day,” 10 Downing Street’s head butler remarked.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday May 24th
2019.

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Dashwood Forrest Meets Captain Kerry Donegal

May 22, 2019 at 9:51 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Dashwood Forrest was in his art gallery putting the finishing touches in hanging paintings for a new exhibition that would soon be opening.

“A remarkable likeness,” said the ghost of Captain Kerry Donegal who had just walked in off the street.

Forrest, who was somewhat psychically sensitive, turned to gaze at the speaker and noticed how much he resembled the figure in the painting.

“Captain Jack Sparrow!” Forrest gasped.

“Actually the name is Captain Kerry Donegal!” The pirate bowed, “But a few other people with the ability to see me around London have called me by that name.”

Former British Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson entered the gallery at that moment.

“Hello, Dashwood,” Johnson walked right through Kerry Donegal’s ghost since he couldn’t see him, “my sources tell me that you have a painting of Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow for sale.”

“I’ve just been told by an expert that it’s Captain Kerry Donegal,” Forrest mentioned.

“Well, whoever,” Johnson looked at the painting, “I’ve just been told on the highest authority that British Prime Minister Theresa May goes into orgasm whenever she sees a handsome looking pirate. No wonder the boys in Brussels were able to sweep her off her feet and get a Brexit deal to their liking and not to Britain’s. Although I’ve been told by an old school chum of mine that the boys in Brussels aren’t all that handsome. I wonder why he’d take note of that. Fills one with trepidation when I recall we shared a locker together in the school gymnasium’s shower and changing room.”

“You want to buy this painting for Theresa May?” The flower dropped out of Dashwood Forrest’s lapel.

“Yes,” Johnson nodded, “as a good-bye present. The old girl is undoubtedly on her way out. She’ll undoubtedly fail in her 4th attempt to get a Brexit deal passed through Parliament. Hell, even Renfield R. Renfield’s British Transhumanist Party is now ahead of the British Conservatives in the opinion polls for the upcoming European Parliament elections. I’m not sure how much more humiliation she can take. So she’ll probably resign soon. I’m sure this painting of a pirate captain will lift her spirits as she exits 10 Downing Street while I’m on my way in.”

“Hasn’t this fellow ever heard that expression, Don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched?” Captain Kerry Donegal asked in a thick Irish brogue.

“Did you feel a breeze just then?” Johnson looked around.

“Come to the office and I’ll write you up a Bill of Sale,” said Forrest.

“I’m sure it was this question of the Irish backdoor that did her in on Brexit,” Johnson remarked.

“Don’t you mean the Irish backstop?” Forrest asked.

“Oh yes, of course,” Johnson nodded, “why did I have Irish backdoor on my mind?” .

He once again walked through Captain Kerry Donegal’s ghost as the pirate was bending over to pick up his sword.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday May 22nd
2019.

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Thailand’s King Vajiralongkorn Marries His Bodyguard Making Her Queen

May 2, 2019 at 8:30 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

In an effort to get British Transhumanist MP Renfield R. Renfield out of the United Kingdom while she embarked on the next round of Brexit negotiations, British Prime Minister Theresa May had sent Renfield on a diplomatic mission to Thailand on behalf of the British government.

Thanks to a prophetic vision seen by Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster at Set Enterprises, Renfield discovered that Thai King Maha Vajiralongkorn also known by the title King Rama X would be marrying his bodyguard and royal consort General Sutidha Vajiralongkorn Na Ayudha in a surprise wedding ceremony yesterday.

In 2014, King Vajiralongkorn had appointed Sutidha Tijai, a former flight attendant for Thai Airways, as the deputy commander of his bodyguard unit. He made her a full general in the Thai Army in December 2016.

Renfield brought along wedding gifts for the couple- a croquet set once owned by Britain’s King George V for His Majesty King Maha Vajiralongkorn and a silver tea service once owned by King George V’s wife Queen Mary for Her Majesty Queen Sutidha.

Upon hearing of Renfield’s gift, a Thai cabinet minister had invited Renfield to play croquet today at his private garden and croquet court.

Renfield knew nothing whatsoever of playing croquet of course.

So needless to say, the Thai cabinet minister won the match by an overwhelming score.

However on the plus side, Renfield’s ineptness in thinking that he was playing cricket rather than croquet did knock out the entire coterie of Russian spies who had been sent to spy on the British politician by Vladimir Putin (who considered the British MP a major nuisance).

The balls went over the cabinet minister’s estate wall and by coincidental good fortune, struck all of them on the side of the head knocking them out cold.

As Putin sat in his office, he wondered to himself why he wasn’t getting an update from his operatives on what Renfield was currently doing.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday May 2nd
2019.

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