Renfield Addresses UK Catholic Parents Conference

January 12, 2022 at 11:20 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield had been invited to address the UK Catholic Parents Conference.

The President of the UK Catholic Parents Conference Mr. Finnegan Nyet Awake had been asked to select a speaker for tonight’s conference.

While under the influence of seven glasses of Scotch whisky, Finnegan decided on MP Renfield totally oblivious to the fact that the Vatican would definitely not approve of his choice.

Renfield began his speech to the UK Catholic Parents Conference this way,

“Do you remember? Do you remember when “the Pope” wasn’t a lurid yellow-teethed ghoul who wanted to destroy the Mass and put you and your family in a quarantine camp? I remember. God bless Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI. One who did not have the Seat of Saint Peter purchased for him by George Soros. I’d like to start my address by reading a recently discovered addendum added to the list of anathemas of the Council of Trent (1545-1563). The addendum, lost for centuries until now, reads thus, “If any whose name be Jorge Mario Bergoglio, let him be anathema…”

. . .

The anchorman for the Set News Network (SNN) read the following news headline,

“The UK’s own government data shows that 286% more deaths occurred among the vaccinated than among the unvaccinated…”

. . .

Meanwhile at a Ronald McDonald House in Vancouver British Columbia, a family whose 4-year-old son is being treated for leukemia are being evicted from the facility (a charity that provides a temporary home to pediatric cancer patients and their families free of charge while they’re being treated at local hospitals) because they’re not vaccinated against Covid-19.
Said the boy’s father, “This is some kind of crazy evil like I’ve never seen in my life.”
Shortly after the boy’s father made the statement, holographic images of Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin, Mao Tse-tung, Pol Pot, Justin Trudeau, Nazi Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels, CNN’s Jim Acosta, Dr. Josef Mengele and Dr. Anthony Fauci appeared outside the Vancouver Ronald McDonald House holding up a huge banner that read, “WE ARE NOT EVIL.”

. . .

As Amadeus Emanon sat at the back of the auditorium, his friend Renfield was delivering the final line of his speech to the UK Catholic Parents Conference,

“The fact that there’s a Highway To Hell and only a Stairway To Heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic numbers.”

Amadeus thought sadly about one of his favourite singers Ronnie Spector the lead singer of The Ronettes who died today at the age of 78.

Ronnie Spector the lead singer of The Ronettes

Amadeus said a silent prayer that Ronnie Spector was on that Stairway To Heaven following in the footsteps of actor Sidney Poitier who left this earthly existence a few days ago.

Holographic images in front of Ronald McDonald House in Vancouver heard the AC/DC song Highway To Hell played in back of them.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday January 12th
2022.

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France’s Basilica of Saint-Denis Vandalized

January 10, 2022 at 11:32 pm (Crime, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

The demon Asmodeus and the little green frog Nimrod were sitting in The Sherlock Holmes Pub in London eating salted peanuts and drinking beer.

The TV was tuned to British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s podcast which was extremely popular with The Sherlock Holmes Pub patrons.

Renfield began his podcast wearing a Star of David badge that bore the inscription “I’m unvaccinated”.

The current Vaccinazi government of Germany in Berlin moved to charge Renfield with sedition even though he was a British subject and not a German citizen.

Renfield began,

“A massive-145 country study found that there was a sharp increase in Covid transmission and death after the so-called “vaccines” were introduced in those nations.
The 99-page study was titled “Worldwide Bayesian Casual Impact Analysis of Vaccine Administration On Deaths and Cases Associated With Covid-19: A Big Data Analysis of 145 Countries”.
In the U.S. specifically, it was found that the jab caused a whopping 38% more Covid cases per million and an even more astonishing 31% increase in Covid-deaths per million.
Meanwhile deranged medical bureaucrats, tyrannical politicians and the brainless mainstream media continue to push for everyone on the planet to be vaccinated.
Vaccinazi regimes across the world continue to push for vaccine mandates and compulsory mandatory vaccinations.
Yet in lieu of this new report based on the 145 countries’ own government data, it is my contention that only a completely demonically possessed asshole would wax enthusiastic about the Covid-19 vaccines at the start of this new year 2022.”

. . .

Meanwhile at the Vatican in Rome today, Pope Francis waxed enthusiastic about the Covid-19 vaccines in his annual address to the ambassadors accredited to the Vatican which is held shortly after the start of every New Year.

. . .

On January 5th of this year, the evil Jesuit priest Father Caiaphas bar Yochai had used his grandfather clock pendulum, which had the flaming head (caused by Hellfire) of Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin attached to it, to hypnotize a man into attacking and vandalizing the Basilica of Saint-Denis in Paris.

Today Louis Alphonse de Bourbon the Duke of Anjou (and heir to the Royal Throne of France) released a statement,

“I learned with sadness and dismay the vandalization of the Saint Denis Basilica in which my ancestors rest.
The statues of Saint Denis, Saint Genevieve and Saint Antoine were broken with an iron bar as well as many display cases containing sacred objects.”

Louis Alphonse de Bourbon the Duke of Anjou and heir to the throne of France in front of the Basilica of Saint Denis

-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Monday January 10th
2022.

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Spanish Archaeologists Believe They Have Discovered Hercules’ Tomb

January 8, 2022 at 9:59 pm (Archaeology, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Science, Sorcery, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Athena the Greek goddess of Wisdom kept calm and watched as Spanish archaeologists claimed they had found the Temple of Hercules

Archaeologists from the University of Seville and the Andalusian Institute of Historical Heritage believe they have discovered the Temple of Hercules Gaditanus.

Using information they obtained from aerial photographs, the researchers found a large rectangular structure submerged in the Bay of Cadiz.

The structure nearly 1000 feet long and 500 feet wide matches the ancient descriptions of the Temple.

The Temple of Hercules Gaditanus is said to have been a columned Temple with an eternal flame, a fire raised on an altar and was maintained day and night by priests.

Greek and Latin records say this is the place where Julius Caesar wept before a representation of Alexander the Great (Caesar having discovered that Alexander was better looking than he was) and where the Carthaginian general Hannibal went to offer thanks for the success of a military campaign a century and a half before Caesar’s sobbing performance.

. . .

The Ontario provincial government’s own data shows that the fully vaccinated make up the majority of Covid-19 hospitalizations in the Canadian province of Ontario.

On January 7th there were 1327 fully vaccinated cases in Ontario hospitals compared with 441 unvaccinated cases.

Despite this, Canada’s brainless Federal Minister of Health Jean-Yves Duclos today called upon Canada’s provincial governments to introduce mandatory vaccination policies.

After making the announcement the words I AM AN APOSTLE OF THE ANTICHRIST appeared written in black ink on Duclos’ forehead and then a frogs’ legs and maple syrup cream pie was thrown in his face by an invisible entity (his bodyguards who had been drinking Harvey Tallbangers claimed it was a 6 foot 8 tall purple bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears who threw the cream pie).

. . .

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Saturday night podcast,

“Thrice jabbed Austrian Chancellor Karl Nehammer contracted Covid-19 during a meeting this past Thursday night at which he was promoting mandatory vaccination.
Despite receiving three experimental injections, wearing a protective mask and living in a country with stringent rules and lockdowns during the Thursday night meeting, Nehammer tested positive for Covid-19 yesterday on Friday January 7th 2022.
Nevertheless the Fuhrer wannabe doubled down on his support for compulsory vaccination and told his Austrian subjects to get vaccinated and get a booster.
At the Thursday night meeting, everyone in the room was both doubly vaccinated and thirdly boostered, was wearing masks and social distancing, and lastly Nehammer himself was separated from everyone else by plexiglass screens.
Despite this a virus found its way through and made a mockery of everything that deranged medical bureaucrats, tyrannical politicians and the brainless mainstream media have been telling the world the past couple of years.
During the Thursday night meeting, Nehammer announced new measures for his subjects in light of the new omicron variant (which so far is proving to be less lethal than the original delta variant) and told the media that the government is working on a draft law to make vaccinations compulsory starting February 1st.
“If businesses do not comply, we will have the power to shut them down,” the Covid infected politician told those present.

“What then is to be done?” Renfield looked at the camera, “We must hang Austrian Chancellor Karl Nehammer by the neck until dead. And then he’ll never have to worry about catching Covid again.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday January 8th
2022.

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Lilith and Papal Attack On Israel

January 5, 2022 at 11:54 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith casting a wiccan spell on the Bergoglioan Vatican which does not believe in the Trinity, the Incarnate Deity of Jesus Christ or the Real Presence of Christ in the Eucharist

Lilith spent the Eve of Epiphany (on the pre-1969 calendar) casting wiccan spells on the Vatican.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield (reading Set Enterprises Intelligence Report): I wonder what is compelling Pope Francis to convince various Middle Eastern Islamic states to attack Israel?

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday January 5th
2021.

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221 B Baker Street and The Italy Affair

January 3, 2022 at 10:53 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, Horror, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

“Contessa, Prime Minister Gladstone is at the door,” the butler informed the Contessa.

It was January 3rd 1894.

Or so Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster noticed on the calendar page on the desk in the living room as he noticed the pair in his vision.

“1894,” Michelangelo recalled the year from his History textbook (which was no longer used in the homo sapien public education system), “that was Gladstone’s last year as Prime Minister.”

“Gladstone and the Contessa were discussing Italy,” the ghost of Winston Churchill remarked as he sipped a spectral glass of red wine next to Michelangelo’s aquarium, “Often what was happening in Rome would eventually set the stage for the rest of Europe. Britain ruled the waves and the world but Rome seemed to rule the psyches of Europe.”

“I never could figure out Italian psyches,” the ghost of Sigmund Freud commented.

“Nor I,” Carl Jung’s ghost piped up.

. . .

The ghosts of William Gladstone and Benjamin Disraeli were banging at the door of 221B Baker Street.

Not realizing that Sherlock Holmes no longer lived there anymore.

And in Italy, the ghost of Benito Mussolini was in control of the current Italian government.

. . .

In the meantime, the government of Germany (Italy’s World War II ally) had released data suggesting that most of the fully vaccinated will have full blown Covid-19 vaccine induced acquired immunodefiency syndrome (AIDS) by the end of January 2022.

Naturally this data wasn’t being reported by the brainless mainstream meda.

Evil deranged mad scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci (an Italian-American physician of ill repute save among morons) was ecstatic upon hearing the news that Germans would be coming down with AIDS.

He would make a fortune from selling his drug AZT in Germany.

Meanwhile Germany’s new Chancellor Olaf Scholz was reading the report that said that the immune systems of the fully vaccinated have already degraded to an average of minus 87%.

Scholz put the report through the paper shredder as the ghost of Nazi Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels applauded.

. . .

Meanwhile as the German people could expect to be keeling over from AIDS by the end of this month, the ghost of Benito Mussolini controlled Italian government in Rome announced last night that the Death Serum would be made obligatory for all over 18 years of age as of January 5th 2022.

A Committee For The Salvation of the Italian Republic was immediately formed which called for the arrest of the current government of Italy.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield approved of the formation of the Committee For The Salvation of The Italian Republic.

Remarked Renfield, “There’s no better place for the current Italian government to be than in jail. Save for the day they’re all hanging from the gallows upside down like Benito Mussolini and his mistress.”

Meanwhile the ghost of Sir Henry Baskerville (who was Sherlock Holmes’ best known client) had sent the ghost of the Hound of the Baskervilles over to attack Fascist pig Dutch police in the City of Amsterdam.

This past weekend Dutch police had set the dogs on anti-lockdown protestors in Amsterdam.

So now with the permission of Persephone the Queen of the Underworld, the Hound of the Baskervilles was returning the favour.

So just as German citizens would soon be dying of AIDS, the Italian government would soon be in jail and then on the gallows, Dutch police in Amsterdam would soon be dying of sulphuric rabies.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday January 3rd
2022.

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A Fat Slob Neo-Fascist Tyrant Gets Stuck In His Bathtub On New Year’s Day

January 2, 2022 at 11:56 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

“Mommy, can I have a bath tonight and go play with my pink rubber ducky named Mr. Nubbs again?” A fat slob Neo-Fascist tyrant asked his overdomineering and overbearing mother.

“No, you’ve been playing with Mr. Nubbs in the bathtub much too often lately,” his overbearing mother replied.

“It’s a good thing that this mother and son duo don’t own a motel,” the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock remarked as he observed the scene, “Beautiful young women would be in danger in the showers of their motel rooms.”

“I think it’s much more likely that pretty young men would be in danger in the showers of their motel rooms,” the ghost of Liberace commented as he stood doing his impersonation of a teacup.

Mrs. Kenney went upstairs to watch her favourite television show.

Her son Jason Kenney the fat slob Neo-Fascist Premier of Alberta finished his bowl of homemade bat soup and then put down the biography of the late FBI director J. Edgar Hoover that he had been reading.

He felt a sort of kinship and bond with J. Edgar Hoover for whatever reason.

“Jason, put out the lights downstairs when you’re going to bed,” his mother shouted from upstairs.

“Yes, Mommy,” Jason answered.

As Jason walked by his mother’s bedroom, he could hear her snoring.

He quickly grabbed his pink rubber ducky Mr. Nubbs and his radio and went into the bathroom.

He went into the bathtub.

The radio had a news bulletin about Calgary Pastor Arthur Pawlowski and his brother David Pawlowski taking part in a protest against Vaccinazi vaccine mandates in Alberta at the house of Alberta’s Neo-Fascist Health Minister Jason Copping.

Kenney got so angry at the announcement he dropped his rubber ducky and reached for his pink smart phone and called the local SS Gestapo Chief in Calgary to do something.

When he reached for his rubber ducky again, he found he was stuck in the bathtub.

The Neo-Fascist tyrant reached for his smart phone and dialed 911 for help as well as the number of a crane and a tractor trailor towing company.

“Damn,” Kenney thought to himself.

His mother would realize that he took a bath with his pink rubber ducky Mr. Nubbs without her permission.

. . .

Here’s the latest statistics from Germany on who’s got the Omicron variant:

In Germany, 70.53% of the population are fully vaxxed, 2.97% are partially vaxxed and 26.5% of the population are unvaxxed.

The unvaxxed have 186 cases of Omicron out of 26.5% of the population.

The fully vaxxed have 4020 cases out of 70.53% of the population.

So the vaxxed Omicron case incidence is 57.0% of the population.

And the unvaxxed Omicron case incidence is 7.02% of the population.

So the vaccinated have an 87.7% lower immune response than the unvaccinated have to Omicron.

This means that the average German is down to the last 12.3% of his or her immune system for fighting certain classes of viruses and certain cancers.

Reducing the world’s population to 500 million as commanded on the Georgia Guidestones is well on its way in Germany.

“Ja,” Hitler’s ghost commented, “Zis is what they get for losing the war. It’s their fault that Germany lost the war. It wasn’t my fault. I was Der Fuhrer. Fuhrers are never to blame for anything.”

“Did I mention the war?” A holographic image of John Cleese as Basil Fawlty asked the question.

Meanwhile tyrannical politicians and deranged medical bureaucrats in the former Western democracies (which are now Vaccinazi regimes paving the way for the Antichrist New World Order) continued to insist that everyone be vaccinated.

. . .

In the City of Calgary, Calgary’s Freemasonic Fascist Police Chief Mark Neufeld had a Peking Duck Cream Pie thrown in his face by an invisible entity.

Members of the Police Service who ran the City Checkstop program (and who had spent the day drinking Harvey Wallbangers) claimed that it was a 6 foot 8 tall purple bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears who had thrown the Peking Duck Cream Pie at Fascist Neufeld.

The ghost of Gestapo head Heinrich Muller told Neufeld, “I’d give you a towel but I don’t have one.”

In all the commotion, Neufeld had lost his Swastika lapel pin and his SS Death’s Head insignia pin.

“Shit,” Neufeld commented as his underwear did an impersonation of Joe Biden meeting the Pope.

. . .

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was on the phone with Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit secret agent Miranda Singh.

“Happy New Year, Miranda,” was Renfield’s greeting.

“Happy New Year, Renfield,” Miranda answered.

“So, what news do you bring?” Renfield moved his toy angels towards his toy shepherds in his Nativity scene.

“Apparently the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit did capture on video the scene of Alberta’s fat slob Neo-Fascist tyrant Premier Jason Kenney getting stuck in the bathtub with his pink rubber ducky Mr. Nubbs while his mother was screaming, “What a bad boy you are. Just wait until you get out of that bathtub. Just wait until I get my hands on you. You won’t be able to sit down the entire weekend of the next United Conservative Party leadership review.” And Kenny snivelled, “Please don’t spank me, Mommy. I promise to be good in the future.” as he burst into tears,” Miranda pointed out.

“Good, let’s see what happens if we threaten to release it,” Renfield smiled.

An hour later, Calgary Pastor Art Pawlowski and his brother David were released from jail.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday January 2nd
2021.

Carmen the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit spy in the Canadian province of Alberta heard the screams of Alberta’s fat slob Neo-Fascist tyrant Premier Jason Kenney after he got stuck in the bathtub with his pink rubby ducky Mr. Nubbs.

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Renfield Spends New Year’s Eve In Moscow

December 31, 2021 at 11:05 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Svetlana Kireeva of the Russian FSB was British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Moscow date on this New Year’s Eve.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield had flown over to Moscow Russia in the London based ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s dirigible airship named THE TSAREVICH ALEXIS.

He was to meet Svetlana Kireeva of the FSB in a classy Moscow restaurant.

Over glasses of wine, Renfield and Svetlana discussed the forging of an alliance between Renfield and Vladimir Putin.

Previously Renfield and Putin had been enemies.

They tried to kill one another on many an occasion.

However now they had a mutual enemy- European Union Vaccinazism.

Renfield was hoping to convince Putin through Svetlana that when Putin invaded Western Ukraine to not stop at Ukraine’s border but continue on and liberate all of the European Union from the totalitarianism of Vaccinazism.

“The only way we can get rid of these petty tyrants and deranged medical bureaucrats throughout the European Union is through armed force,” Renfield noted, “I’d much prefer a Neo-Czarist Russian Imperialism ruling Western Europe than the current hybrid of Neo-Hitlerian Neo-Mussolinian Fascism and Neo-Stalinist Neo-Bolshevik Communism that goes by the name of Vaccinazism.”

“Do you want him to invade Britain as well?” Svetlana purred sensuously.

Renfield put his knife straight up on the table and answered, “Well I’d like you to come to Britain as the new Russian Ambassador but no I’ll take care of Britain if he takes care of the European Union.”

“What do you think Joe Biden would do if this were to occur?” Svetlana smoothed the hem of her dress.

“Well,” Renfield crossed his legs in hopes that no attention would be drawn to himself over his response, “He’ll probably send his Armed Forces Chief of Staff Gen. Mark Milley (who seems to have more medals on his chest than there were on the chests of Gen. Dwight Eisenhower, Gen. Douglas MacArthur and Gen. George Patton combined) out to make some sort of idiotic statement or other but then do absolutely nothing like he did when he gave $82 billion worth of military equipment and the entire country of Afghanistan over to the Taliban.”

“It’s agreed then,” Svetlana smiled.

Renfield and Svetlana then had fireworks go off on the table as fireworks went off outside.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday December 31st
2021.

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A Renfieldian Call To Arms

December 22, 2021 at 11:30 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Wednesday night podcast.

He wore a t-shirt that read JUSTIN WELBY IS AN IDIOT.

The podcast started with a video clip of Dr. Anthony Fauci saying to the unvaccinated, “The virus is going to find you.”

“But it seems to be finding the vaccinated first, jackass,” Renfield commented.

“The omicron is surging among vaccinated people for most of the globe’s population, young athletes are keeling over after getting the vaccine, young childen are now dying after the FDA and Health Canada approved the jabs for children 5 to 11 (in Canada and the U.S.) and newborn babies are dying after their pregnant mothers get the shot,” Renfield pointed out, “but still deranged medical bureaucrats and tyrannical politicians across the globe are insisting everyone get vaccinated and are bringing in vaccine mandate laws and even compulsory vaccination”.

A picture of Vladimir Lenin appears holding a book titled What Is To Be Done?

“The answer,” Renfield smiled, “is we kill all the bastards who are advocating for vaccine mandates and compulsory vaccination. A course of action I’ve been advocating since December of last year. Earlier this year when large portions of the population did not get vaccinated, Vaccinazi tyrants among our political leaders said, “No more Mr. Nice Guy.” Well it’s time my fellow anti-Vaccinazis become more like me and less like Liberace, Paul Lynde and Truman Capote and say “No more Mr. Nice Guy.” People who advocate for vaccine mandates and compulsory vaccination should be burnt at the stake, hung by the neck until dead or shot by firing squad.”

Renfield continued,

“Whether you’re a senile old fool who stole your way to power via election fraud and now sit in a big white house where you single handedly keep the adult diaper industry in business or whether you’re an Italian-American physician with a high pitched whiny voice who fancies himself the apotheosis of Science while acting like a 21st Century Dr. Josef Mengele or whether you’re a modern day Fuhrer who drinks bucketloads of beer, snorts truckloads of cocaine and speaks with an Australian rather than a German accent or whether you’re a pro-Anschluss Chancellor in Vienna Austria or the latest sour kraut chancellor in Berlin longing for the glory days of the Third Reich or whether you’re a failed High School Drama teacher who somehow became a Prime Minister but still likes to paint blackface on your face or whether you’re an Apostle of the Antichrist supposedly Catholic Cardinal-Archbishop of Quebec City who has cancelled all Masses over the Christmas Season, the best thing that can happen to you and the best thing that can happen for the world is for you to be burnt at the stake, hung by the neck until dead or shot by firing squad.”

A Christmas choir suddenly appears behind Renfield singing, “Repeat the sounding joy, repeat the sounding joy…”

Renfield grins, “Yes, friends, repeat the sounding joy..”

He puts a mistletoe above his desk.

Miss Claus who works in a nearby Department store (where Irish-Jewish American science-fiction writers like George Finneganburg would line up to get their Christmas pictures taken on her knee or possibly across her knee 😉) came in and kissed Renfield under the mistletoe.

Department store Miss Sandra Claus: Just before leaving to take part in the mistletoe segment of British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s podcast

Renfield (smiling broadly after being kissed by Miss Sandra Claus): And now I’d like to leave the last word to Tiny Tim…

A video of a long haired man appears on the screen and he starts singing, “Tiptoe through the tulips…”

Renfield grinning, “Oops.. my bad… wrong Tiny Tim..”

As Renfield gracefully goes across Miss Sandra Claus’ knee to receive a spanking for being bad, a video clip of Glyn Dearman as Tiny Tim from the 1951 Alastair Sim as Scrooge film A Christmas Carol is then shown where he says, “God bless us, everyone.”

The words PEACE ON EARTH, GOOD WILL TOWARDS MEN are then shown on the screen.

As a choir sings “God rest ye merry gentlemen…” , photoshopped images of various deranged medical bureaucrats and tyrannical Vaccinazi political leaders from around the world being burnt at the stake, hung by the neck until dead, shot by firing squad or in some cases guillotined are then shown.

The camera then pans to a vast crowd of unmasked non-social distancing revellers partying in London’s Trafalgar Square who are holding up signs that read THIS IS THE REASON WE LOVE RENFIELD.

Pope Francis immediately proceeded to write another papal statement denouncing populism.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday December 22nd
2021.

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Davos To Be Held In Season of Baseball and Pretzels and Beer Rather Than Season of Skiing and Snowflakes and Brandy

December 20, 2021 at 9:30 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson was sitting at his office desk putting orange marmalade on his crumpets and drinking a cup of Earl Grey tea.

Johnson opened up a Christmas card and read the message.

“Thank you so much for doing your best to cancel Christmas this year.”

It was signed The Grinch.

“I never knew how much the Grinch’s smile resembled Joe Biden’s,” Johnson mused aloud.

The heads of MI-5 and MI-6 soon joined Johnson.

“Mr. Johnson,” the MI-6 head explained, “The Davos World Economic Forum for next month has been cancelled and postponed until next summer.”

“Due to Omicron no doubt,” Johnson read statistics that showed vaccinated people were most in danger of getting the Omicron variant.

Johnson set the page of statistics aflame and dropped them in the wastepaper basket where an aide dumped water on it.

“That is the official explanation,” the head of MI-5 answered, “But the real reason is that a Member of the British Parliament had planned for an elaborate commando raid on the Davos World Economic Forum next month, take all those assembled hostage and then take them out and have them shot by firing squad.”

“Would that be Renfield R. Renfield?” Johnson asked.

“You got it,” both men nodded.

. . .

Joe Biden was sitting in his Oval Office reading the report on the Renfield Plan and the real reason for the cancellation of the Davos World Economic Forum next month.

He then dropped a load in his pants.

Biden pushed a button on his desk and spoke into the intercom, “Psaki, come wipe me.”

Psaki’s voice could be heard, “But I don’t have a towel.”

“That’s even better,” Biden grinned lecherously, “Come lick me then.”

. . .

Fazbach Reviewer was a Neo-Bolshevik Communist FBI agent who had managed to weasel his way to the upper echelons of the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit.

Reviewer had entered the Unit back in March 2013 shortly after the Commie fag Jesuit Jorge Mario Bergoglio had been elected Pope.

He had done so on the orders of U.S. President Barack Obama who considered Set and his Chief of Security Renfield R. Renfield a threat to his Prince Hall Freemasonic overlords Osiris and Horus.

Today Fazbach Reviewer stood on top of the tower of Big Ben, his buns had just been tomatoed by dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes to a burning crisp and his hands were in a pair of forward looking handcuffs.

“Well,” Renfield pulled out a pair of pliers, “I’ve got five good reasons why I’m going to pull out your fingernails on this hand one at a time.”

Renfield went through his reasons 1 to 4.

The Neo-Bolshevik Communist FBI agent screamed (in earth shattering screams each time) as Renfield went through his reasons and another bloodied fingernail fell into the snow.

“And lastly,” Renfield grinned as he held up the fingernail of the pinky finger on Fazbach Reviewer’s left hand, “I’ve got 5 more reasons.”

The man’s screams surpassed the sounds of Big Ben chiming as the Westminster clocktower bell mysteriously started chiming despite being under repairs.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday December 20th
2021.

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Japan Battles Dr. Frankenstein and His Monster and Does So Without Godzilla’s Help

December 16, 2021 at 8:52 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

The old time Godzilla movies that were made in Japan were good enjoyable entertainment.

Sometimes Godzilla was the villain in the film.

Sometimes he was a good guy.

But he was always Godzilla.

An unknown fire breathing species of dinosaur brought back to life from an atomic explosion.

If Godzilla had worn a mask during the plandemic, he’d have gone out in a fiery hari kari fashion if he tried to breathe.

The hazards of listening to idiotic and tyrannical government decrees.

And now the government of Japan is dropping all vaccine mandates and placing myocarditis warning labels on all vaccines.

The first government in the world to do so.

And America’s most evil mad scientist Dr. Mengele Frankenstein Fauci is as pissed as Hell.

The satanic antipope Jorge Mario Bergoglio is so outraged that he’s thinking of excommunicating Our Lady of Akita (the Blessed Virgin Mary as She is known in Japan).

Said British MP Renfield R. Renfield on his podcast this evening,

“First Japan’s Health Ministry acknowledged the growing rate of heart inflammation among the vaccinated population. Then Japan’s public and private sectors were alerted to that fact and forbidden to discriminate against those who refuse the Covid vaccine. Furthermore Japan has made it absolutely clear that informed consent is now required to receive the vaccine. Japan now insists the vaccine labels warn of potential side effects such as myocarditis.

Upon hearing the news the ghost of Nazi Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels has spectrally crapped his ghostly pants in brown ectoplasmic fashion (“Let’s go Brandon! Greetings your Holiness!”) and directed his current Ministry of Propaganda Covid-1984 Ministry of Truth outlets such as the constantly and forever lying Reuters news agency, the factually challenged and scientifically challenged New Scientist magazine, the sexually transmitted diseases has destroyed their brains CTV News Network and the in case of a toilet paper shortage then break glass and use Daily Mail newspaper to claim that myocarditis and taking the vaccine are totally unrelated and using Dr. Mengele Frankenstein Fauci’s reams of falsified data (which the FDA doesn’t want released until 2076 and now 2096) to back it up.”

. . .

Dr. Mengele Frankenstein Fauci had a “Let’s Go Brandon!” bowel movement after watching Renfield’s podcast.

He got on the phone to America’s former First Bitch Hillary Rodham Clinton to let her know.

But Ms. Clinton was busy directing funds from the Clinton Foundation to pay the 3 Moirae (3 Fates) of the ancient Greek deities’ Conference to sew the Facebook Fascist pig CEO Mark Zuckerberg back together again.

Mr. Zuckerberg had been beheaded and dismembered by genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee two days ago.

. . .

The well-roasted looking ghost of the late international banker David Rockefeller was busy roasting away on his rotating barbeque spit over open flames down in Tartarus when he heard the news of Japan bucking the trend towards a Coviet Union Fourth Reich Great Reset New World Order.

“And to think I invited Japan to be part of the original Trilateral Commission back in 1973,” Rockefeller whined as Cerberus chewed on the late banker’s well roasted testicles.

. . .

“What the fuck!” The racist eugenicist Bill Gates exclaimed after Dr. Mengele Frankenstein Fauci had told him the news, “How dare those slant eyed little Nips betray us like that!”.

Popular Japanese singer and entertainer Moritaka Chisato happened to be astral projecting in the neighbourhood (she had read a book on the subject written by Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster) when she heard Gates make his racist remark.

She kicked Gates in a very sensitive spot.

Moritaka Chisato: Hitting Bill Gates where it hurts in his Family Jewels Department

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday December 16th
2021.

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