Renfield’s Friday Night Podcast For June 24th 2022

June 24, 2022 at 9:50 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , )

Listening to Renfield’s Friday night podcast in a cafe

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Friday night podcast for today June 24th 2022.

Said Renfield, “Today we have some camera footage of the news rooms of the Antonio Gramscian cultural Marxist Neo-Bolshevik Communist New York Times, Washington Post and CNN right at the moment that the U.S. Supreme Court made a historic decision…”

The cameras show reporters and editors (men, women and those who are gender confused and pronoun paranoid) suddenly getting their panties into a knot and unable to move.

“Help,” all the journalists in these newsrooms shouted, “We’ve got our panties in a knot and we can’t move. Where’s the sword of Alexander the Great so we can cut all the Gordian Knots in our panties?”.

On a YouTube livestream of those Far Left young idiots and airheads known as the Young Turks, the airheaded female co-host was having a total mental breakdown.

She had already freaked out once before when the U.S. Supreme Court decision was preemptively leaked.

Now she was foaming at the mouth and gnashing her teeth before totally spontaneously combusting into flames and suddenly being eaten by a mini black hole 8 inches in diameter by 8 inches in diameter.

“What a small void,” Cactus O’ Void the talking and pipe smoking Irish cactus plant (genetically created by Set Enterprises’ Dr. Cadbury Rocher) remarked as he watched the livestream, “Where’s that black hole that’s trillions of miles in length and trillions of miles in width?”.

Nancy Pelosi appears wearing Justin Trudeau blackface and a coal dildo taped to the front of her pants in order to make a statement.

Concluded Renfield, “Now that the U.S. Supreme Court has made its decision, it can now be expected that demon possessed worshippers of Baal and Baphmet will be committing a summer of murder, mayhem and arson in response to today’s Supreme Court decision.”

-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Friday June 24th
2022.

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Renfieldian Podcast For June 14th 2022

June 14, 2022 at 10:14 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) ()

A beautiful woman looking forward with anticipation to British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Tuesday night podcast for this evening

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Tuesday night podcast for this evening June 14th 2022.

Said Renfield, “Last Saturday members of the group The Proud Boys interrupted a Drag Queen Story Reading Hour for pre-schoolers and kindergarteners at a public library in San Francisco.
Local, state and federal Democratic Party politicians are already referring to the incident as a hate crime.
Members of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors are already considering restoring some funding to police so they can investigate the matter.”

Renfield went on to the next news item, “Several members of senile old fool Joe Biden’s cabinet will be participating in a Drag Queen Story Reading Hour for pre-schoolers and kindergarteners (although members of Congress have not been invited) at a public library in Washington DC next week.
Senile old fool fool Joe Biden has already signed an Executive Order ordering the U.S. 82nd Airborne Division to guard the public library from entry by members of the Proud Boys.”

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster then crawls up on to Renfield’s desk where he hands Renfield a breaking news bulletin with one of his lobster claws.

Announced Renfield, “This just in. The Neo-Maoist Tigray People’s Liberation Front scumbag Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus who is the non-medical doctor head of WHO (World Health Organization) has just tweeted a tweet calling for an emergency meeting of WHO next week on the outbreak of the Monkeypox virus.
The twit’s tweet reads thus:

“The outbreak of Monkeypox is unusual & concerning. For that reason I have decided to convene the Emergency Committee under the International Health Regulations next week, to assess whether this outbreak represents a public health emergency of international concern.”

Renfield then pours himself a glass of brandy and lights himself a cigar. He then puts his feet up on his desk and addresses his audience,

“Ladies and gentlemen, as the only member of the United Kingdom House of Commons who seems to know what the Hell is going on in the world, I just want you to know that I have put my own personal British Army Brigade on standby high alert. They will be ready to go at a moment’s notice to fly to Geneva Switzerland and publicly hang Dr. Tedros and his fellow Emergency Committee members by their necks until dead should they make an idiotic decision like ordering another Stalinist USSR and Maoist China style lockdown across the globe (as happened during the Covid-19 plandemic of 2020-2021). They will also be ready to likewise globetrot across the globe to publicly hang other health “experts” by the neck until dead should they make similar pronouncements. After all this particular form of the Monkeyvirus seems to only affect and infect one small portion of the population… let’s call them… practicing sodomites.”

Members of the LGBTQ2s+ community in Britain immediately started calling for Renfield to be tried for high treason for his remarks.

They were joined by several members of senile old fool Joe Biden’s cabinet.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday June 14th
2022.

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Renfield On The Queen’s Platinum Jubilee

June 2, 2022 at 10:03 pm (Biographical, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Queen Elizabeth II, then a young Princess, photographed by Cecil Beaton at Buckingham Palace, March 1945

British MP Renfield R. Renfield ended his Thursday night podcast by toasting the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee (70 years on the throne).

Said Renfield, “Today marks the beginning of Her Majesty’s official Platinum Jubilee celebrations.
Although Her Majesty officially ascended the throne on February 6th 1952, she was officially crowned Queen at Westminster Abbey in London on June 2nd 1953.
At the time Her Majesty became Queen upon her father King George VI’s death on February 6th 1952, Winston Churchill was Prime Minister of Great Britain and Harry Truman was President of the United States.
Today Boris Johnson is Prime Minister of Britain and Joe Biden is President of the United States.
So some things have gone considerably downhill in the past 70 years.
At the time Her Majesty Elizabeth II ascended the throne, Josef Stalin was alive and well and the absolute dictator of the USSR.
70 years later the USSR is gone and Xi Jinping is alive and well and the absolute dictator of the People’s Republic of China.
1952 – the year of the Queen’s Ascension- was also the year that Ian Fleming wrote his first James Bond novel Casino Royale.
This would mark the beginning of a great series of spy novels in which a series of spectacular villains- let’s call them Ernst Stavro Blofeld, Dr. No and Goldfinger and a fictional organization named SPECTRE plot to take over the world.
70 years later a group of real unspectacular villains- let’s call them George Soros, Bill Gates and Klaus Schwab and an actual real organization the WEF (World Economic Forum) plot to take over the world.
So a lot has happened and a lot has changed in the past 70 years.
John F. Kennedy wanted to put a man on the moon.
Today’s U.S. Democrats want to put a man in the women’s washroom.”

Renfield then raises a glass of champagne, “To Her Majesty the Queen. Long has she reigned over us.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday June 2nd
2022.

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Renfield Calls Vladimir Putin A Wimp

May 30, 2022 at 8:50 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) ()

The old days when the villains were Gen. George Armstrong Custer and not Klaus Schwab

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Monday night podcast for tonight Monday May 30th 2022.

Began Renfield, “Last week global dictator wannabe Klaus Schwab held his World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland from Sunday May 22nd to Thursday May 26th.”

A video clip is then shown of Schwab speaking in his usual heavy World War II movie German villain character accent and slowly raising his arm up and then down and slowly pounding the podium, “The future belongs to us.”

“Definitely a less poetic and less musically inclined way of saying Tomorrow Belongs To Me which was the title of the Hitler Youth song made popular by the 1972 film Cabaret,” Renfield went on, “And Schwab doesn’t exactly pack a punch when it comes to his rather erratic attempt at Hitler like arm movements. But perhaps this is a case of not Mein Kampf but mein kramp.”

The next video clip shown is of Canada’s Neo-Stalinist tyrant Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announcing further restrictive measures of gun control (even though Canada is already one of the most restrictive gun control regimes in the world).

Trudeau made the announcement using Hitler like inflections in his voice while members of his cabinet stood behind him looking ridiculously stupid all wearing diapers over their faces (as signs of their loyalty and fealty to the New World Order One World Totalitarian Government of Klaus Schwab’s World Economic Forum and the Great Reset) .

“Trudeau is making restrictive gun control measures for one reason and one reason only,” Renfield explained, “To take away arms from Canadians so they won’t be able to resist the totalitarian One World Government that he Trudeau and his Nazi/Communist hybrid hag henchwoman Chrystia Freeland and his personal lapdog Federal NDP leader Jagmeet Singh want to impose on all Canadians. But what else can you expect from a man whose mother was a whore and whose father was a tinpot Caribbean dictator?”.

Renfield then went on to pose the question, “Can dementia be contagious like a virus?”.

He showed former U.S. President George W. Bush meeting senile old fool Joe Biden.

He then showed a clip of Bush making a speech a few weeks later, “Vladimir Putin launched a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean of Ukraine.”

Renfield then showed a drawing of Bush wearing a ladies’ undergarment dress slip that bore the label FREUDIAN.

“And lastly,” Renfield concluded, “I never thought one could use this word to describe Vladimir Putin but here it is- wimp.
Putin claims he’s opposed to Nazis and Nazism. That’s one of the reasons he gave for invading Ukraine. He claimed the Ukrainian government and army was full of Nazis and Neo-Nazis.
But last week the world’s Nazis, Fascists, last surviving Bolsheviks and Transhumanist eugenicists met in Davos Switzwrland.
He could have eliminated them all with one push of a button on a hypersonic missile.
But he didn’t.
Ladies and gentlemen, Vladimir Putin is a wimp.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday May 30th
2022.

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An Airhead, A Vibrator and A Harvard Commencement Address

May 29, 2022 at 9:28 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , )

On the BBC Evening News tonight, British MP Renfield R. Renfield was busy filling in for a 5 times boostered BBC News Announcer who had died of Covid after trying to find a major British grocery chain that still sold fresh seafood

Renfield had added his own Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit Insider Information to the script in front of him.

The story was about a Harvard commencement address from last week.

Renfield began, “Last week New Zealand’s airheaded windbag Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern gave the commencement address at Harvard University thus showing that institution’s pre-eminent decline from an institution that once promoted excellence.
Ardern used her commencement address to say that “democracy is in danger” without bothering to mention that the greatest danger to democracy comes from her and her fellow graduates of Klaus Schwab’s World Economic Forum Global Young Leaders’ Training Program (let’s call them Emmanuel Macron, Justin Trudeau, Chrystia Freeland and Jagmeet Singh).
Jacinda Ardern during the address had this to say about her critics, “In my mind, when I read something especially horrific on my feed, I imagine it’s written by a lone person unacquainted with personal hygiene practices, dressed in a poorly fitted super hero costume – one that is baggy in all the wrong places.”

Renfield then showed a vision that Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had uploaded to a computer.

The vision was of Jacinda Ardern in her hotel room the night before her Harvard University Commencement Address.

She had a vibrator in her hand which she then inserted into another part of her anatomy.

She was communicating on her laptop with a lone person unacquainted with personal hygiene practices and dressed in a poorly fitted super hero costume that was baggy in all the wrong places.

“Go on, talk dirty to me,” Ardern begged as she started to get off on her vibrator.

“That person she’s talking to via Zoom on her laptop happens to look a lot like Joe Biden,” Renfield pointed out.

“I’d love to smell your hair,” the Joe Biden looking person who was wearing a Superman cape on top and Batman silver pantyhose tights on his bottom remarked as he dropped a major brown bomb in his Depends diapers.

“I’m not licking you clean,” Karine Jean-Pierre shouted as she opened the Oval Office door, “I’m no Jen Psaki.”

“Oh God, oh God,” Ardern said as she went off in unison with her vibrator.

The vibrator suddenly went into electric shock as fluid dripped down from the ceiling.

In the hotel room above, Bill Gates was playing with his monkey as he shouted in Shakespearian language, “A pox on all thine house.”

“Oh, the void, the void,” Ardern screamed as her pussy received an electric shock.

“Who let that cat in here?” The surgeon who was a Steve Martin lookalike wanted to know as he performed in the operating theatre of Boston General Hospital.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday May 29th 2022.

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Renfieldian Podcast For May 26th 2022

May 26, 2022 at 9:55 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) ()

Back in the days when gasoline was plentiful and cheap and so was food and baby formula

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Thursday night podcast for this evening May 26th 2022.

Renfield began, “Here are some statistics you probably won’t see or hear being reported by the brainless mainstream media.”

Renfield went on, “The Office For National Statistics (ONS) in England revealed that a total of 69,446 people died within 28 days of getting injected with the Wuhan coronavirus vaccine between January 2021 and March 2022.
After 60 days, that total rose to 178,874 people dying after getting injected with the Wuhan coronavirus vaccine between January 2021 and March 2022.
Interestingly enough, the U.K. Health Security Agency’s Vaccine Surveillance Report indicates that 92% of all the pandemic related deaths in England in March of this year occurred among the vaccinated population.”

Moving on to another topic, Renfield said, “Meanwhile the supreme useful idiot for the Malthusian eugenicists better known as Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus was this week unanimously re-elected the Director-General of the WHO (World Health Organization).
Dr. Tedros who is not a medical doctor but only a Doctor of Philosophy was the fellow whose projections about the Wuhan coronavirus Covid-19 were so far off the mark that it led the world into a USSR and Communist China style lockdown that destroyed the global econonomy.
The only sure thing that the virus actually did was to turn 99.7% of the political leaders in the Western world into despots and tyrants.
Speaking of which the Tigray People’s Liberation Front Neo-Maoist head Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus’s World Health Organization is currently meeting in Switzerland to discuss the Global Pandemic Treaty which is being pushed by senile old fool Joe Biden.
The treaty calls for the nations of the world to surrender their sovereignty over health policy to the WHO (which is controlled and owned by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, the world’s biggest pharmaceutical companies and the Chinese Communist Party).
The treaty also includes plans for a mandatory and universal vaccine passport system that’s overseen by the WHO.
Thus the WHO is setting the stage for the Mark of the Beast system that Saint John the Apostle foresaw almost 2000 years ago on the island of Patmos and recorded in his Book of The Apocalypse (Revelation) Chapter 13 verses 16 and 17.”

At that moment the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit was writing on the WHO logo sign outside the WHO Headquarters in Geneva, Switzerland.

Such that the sign now read,

WHO ?

And below that was written, “The Antichrist. That’s who.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday May 26th
2022.

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Renfield R. Renfield Shows A Movie Trailer On His Podcast

May 23, 2022 at 10:01 pm (Film, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Movie Trailers, Movies, News, Vampire novel) (, , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield would be showing a movie trailer for a global blockbuster new movie on his Monday night podcast.

Fans of the Renfieldian podcast wondered what new movie he’d be showing a trailer for.

So they tuned in to find out.

Said Renfield, “This is a trailer I’ve written, directed and produced myself.
My friend the ghost of Orson Welles is doing the voice-over narration for the trailer.”

Renfield then showed the trailer.

Narrator and movie trailer announcer: For all those of you who were frightened to death by CORONAVIRUS (released in the autumn of 2019) and were so frightened you spent time locked inside your houses isolated and alone and quarantined from the rest of the world driving small businesses, family owned grocery stores and neighbourhood locally owned restaurants into bankruptcy while Amazon, Walmart, Costco and Big Pharma made grossly huge and obscenely excessive profits, the makers of CORONAVIRUS (2019) are pleased to bring you this spring MONKEYPOX: The Sequel.
Bill Gates is back in his role as the billionaire oligarch who wants to reduce the world’s population to 500 million people as it is written on the mysterious and suspiciously erected Georgia Guidestones.
Klaus Schwab reprises his role as the German engineer who wants to bring you a totalitarian One World Government and have everyone either dead or turned into a robotic cyborg by the year 2030.
George Soros returns as the nauseatingly annoying pipsqueak of a billionaire who engages in such evil endeavours because he’s… well… just plain evil.
Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus is back in his supporting role as the non-medical doctor doctor Tigray People’s Liberation Front Neo-Maoist head of WHO- the World Health Organization- controlled and owned by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, Big Pharma and the Chinese Communist Party although that fact is not mentioned and advertised on their letterhead stationery.
Joe Biden puts in a cameo appearance as the diaper wearing senile old fool who wants to give WHO absolute global control over managing the health policy of every nation on the planet.
And Kamala Harris puts in a cameo appearance as a dumbed down version of the villainess Madame Defarge from Charles Dickens’ A Tale of Two Cities as she cackles her way through television interviews in which she sings the praises of child sacrifice to Baal and Moloch.
Dr. Anthony Fauci guest stars as the evil mad scientist (so beloved by the brainless mainstream media) who relishes in telling every American citizen what to do and how to follow the science even though the science Dr. Fauci follows changes hour by hour.
Jorge Mario Bergoglio is back in his supporting role as the Satanic AntiPope Francis who tells his flock to take whatever vaccine Bill Gates and company is offering them even if it kills them.

Announcer and Trailer Narrator (in very sinister tones): Be afraid.
Be very afraid.
Because that’s what the brainless mainstream media wants you to be…

Announcer and trailer narrator (in very bold and grandly eloquent overdramatic tones): MONKEYPOX: The Sequel.
Coming soon to a planet of nutcases and morons near you.

-A Renfieldian movie trailer
and vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday May 23rd
2022.

Sophia Loren, Yvonne de Carlo and Gina Lollobrigida will not be appearing in this turkey of a film

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Renfieldian Podcast For Friday May 20th 2022

May 20, 2022 at 10:07 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) ()

Spending a Friday evening listening to British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Friday night podcast

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Friday night podcast.

Began Renfield, “In the news today the Russian ruble is now at a 4 year high after Joe Biden’s past 4 months effort to destroy the Russian economy…”

Renfield went on, “In other news, rock star Bono asked the Pope a question at yesterday’s pontifical educational initiative.
Bono asked the Pope, “I would like to ask His Holiness if he thinks that women and girls play the same role in tackling the climate crisis?”.
Pope Francis answered, “In the common saying, we usually talk about Mother Earth not Father Earth.”
A man dressed as a kangaroo who was standing next to Bono then asked the Pope, “I would like to ask His Holiness if this means that he as the Holy Father would be unable to breastfeed my joey?”.
A transgendered member of Joe Biden’s cabinet, who was standing next to the kangaroo, objected to the transphobic tone of the kangaroo’s question.”

Renfield went on to other news, “At next week’s upcoming annual World Economic Forum in Davos Switzerland, shamans from the Amazon region of South America will be displaying magic mushrooms and other psychedelic plant specimens.
Yes, Bloomberg magazine is happy to report that business and political oligarchs meeting at Davos’ World Economic Forum will be able to explore the opportunities for personal and business growth in drugs.
The oligarchs will get a chance to stop at the “House of Psychedelics” along the Davos promenade and inquire how they might be able to use psychedelics.
This psychedelic showcase is a sign of the growing interest in still-illegal substances among the architects of “The Great Reset”.
Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster informs me (following one of his non-psychedelic visions) that Pope Francis is considering appointing a stacked Vatican Commission to investigate whether Communion host wafers can be made from something else other than bread and more specifically from certain plants in the Amazon region of South America.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi hit her head upon hearing the news and remarked, “Of all the times San Francisco Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone picked to bar me from receiving Holy Communion.”
Rumour has it that Ms. Pelosi is considering buying a membership in a Pro-Life organization.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday May 20th
2022.

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British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Advice To Vladimir Putin

May 19, 2022 at 10:57 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

As Mei-ling Manchu plots the overthrow of Communist China’s despot Xi Jinping, British MP Renfield R. Renfield gives advice to Russian President Vladimir Putin in his Thursday night podcast

Mei-ling Manchu was getting plenty of new support for her cause to overthrow Xi.

Shanghai’s residents were fed up with his rule after being locked down and pad locked behind iron fences in the name of the worship of the Blessed and Eternal Coronavirus.

Students at Beijing universities were tearing down the iron fences that Beijing police were putting up in the name of the worship of the Blessed and Eternal Coronavirus (that the Wuhan Institute of Virology had released upon the world with the encouragement of Bill Gates who was now working on a new and improved Monkeypox virus).

Only the brainless leaders of the Western world and the brainless mainstream media in the western world and CCP propaganda itself thought that Xi’s rule was secure and iron clad.

They were all blind to the shaking going on behind the Bamboo Curtain.

Meanwhile in Canada, Alberta’s Neo-Fascist tyrant Premier Jason Kenney (who had thrown pastors in jail for violating his draconian Maoist style lockdowns in the name of the worship of the blessed and eternal Coronavirus) had announced his resignation as United Conservative Party leader yesterday May 18th (on what would have been Pope John Paul II’s 102nd birthday) since only 51.4% of the party membership had voted for him in a leadership review.

His United Conservative Party wasn’t so united after all.

And over in Britain, British MP Renfield R. Renfield was giving advice to Russian President Vladimir Putin in his Thursday night podcast.

Said Renfield, “Russian President Vladimir Putin is always telling everyone that he opposes the New World Order of the Great Reset being promoted by Klaus Schwab’s World Economic Forum and the vaccinazi leaders of the Western world (the European Union, Canada, the U.S., Australia and New Zealand). The sign of loyalty and fidelity to this New World Order is to wear a stupid looking diaper over one’s face (as Justin Trudeau always does when he isn’t wearing blackface) in the name of the worship of the Blessed and Eternal Coronavirus. And also to hold sodomite Pride parades all over the place in the month of June where weird looking freaks, degenerates and perverts blaspheme the sign of God’s rainbow.
Anyways the World Economic Forum is holding its annual general meeting this coming Sunday May 22nd to Thursday May 26th in Davos, Switzerland.
This conference will host over 2,000 political and industry leaders who back the goals of the World Economic Forum and its Great Reset and the New Age Communist 2030 Sustainability Agenda of the United Nations.
They will discuss their plans for “pandemic recovery, tackling climate change, the future for work, accelerating stakeholder capitalism (what they call their system of hybrid Fascism and Marxism combined) and harnessing new technologies (their expression for eliminating 8.5 billion people of the world’s population and turning obnoxious billionaire oligarchs like George Soros and Bill Gates into immortal Transhumanist gods by uniting their decrepit and spastic old bodies with AI technology so that the world might enjoy their wisdom (or lack thereof!) forever.”

Renfield went on, “Anyways this World Economic Forum Annual meeting in Davos, Switzerland will have immense security measures for its so-called elite participants including 5000 military personnel and a strictly enforced no-fy zone.
So while Ukraine doesn’t get a no-fly zone, the World Economic Forum in Davos Switzerland does.
If Vladimir Putin is truly opposed to the New World Order of the Great Reset, I call upon him to defy the no-fly zone and send a hypersonic missile directly at Davos and blow all the evil demon worshipping adherents at that conference away to kingdom come.
Thank you for listening, ladies and gentlemen. God bless you. And good night.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday May 19th
2022.

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Renfield’s Monday Night Podcast For May 16th 2022

May 16, 2022 at 9:48 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) ()

British MP Renfield R. Renfield, accompanied by his secretary, examines the many gifts he receives from Heads of State and Heads of Government in the Western world

Amadeus Emanon was sitting in his favourite London pub enjoying their delicious Fish ‘N Chips.

He was already on his seventh plate.

The pub’s radio was tuned in to his friend British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Monday night podcast.

Began Renfield, “Kyiv Ukraine is rapidly becoming the photo shooting tourist holiday spot of choice for swamp creatures and bottom feeders…”

Amadeus took a sip of ale.

Renfield went on, “Recent visitors include Jill Biden, Justin Trudeau and Mitch McConnell…”

Amadeus ordered the pub’s Steak and Kidney Pie.

Noted Renfield, “Justin Trudeau, with his usual penchant for saying things totally moronic, said, “I have never visited a more enjoyable war zone.” Later the Prime Minister’s Office in Ottawa denied he had said this although the remark was picked up on a journalist’s tape recorder.”

Amadeus ordered another ale.

Renfield went on to his next news item, “In other news, the Prime Minister of Estonia demonstrates a fascinating example of how to view geopolitics from the perspective of a junior high school girl’s approach to boys.
The appropriately blonde in hair colour Estonian Prime Minister Kaja Kallas is apparently exasperated that Vladimir Putin’s phone line is so busy.
Says Kallas, “If you really want him to get the message that he’s isolated,” she says, boiling it down, “Don’t. Call. Him.”
Yes, that will show Putin all right.
Meanwhile The Economist Magazine continues to insist that Ukraine, aided and abetted by NATO leaders, will win the war.
Golly to be able to get the pot that The Economist staff members inhale and the crack cocaine they snort.
One can only imagine the titillating conversation that Estonian Prime Minister Kaja Kallas would have with one U.S. Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
Oh to be able to watch all the flies on the wall commit hari kari in that room.”

Amadeus guffawed into his handkerchief.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday May 16th
2022.

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