BBC’s Stalinist-Maoist Propaganda Chief, Pope Francis and The Last Days of Hong Kong

July 6, 2020 at 10:34 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

“I think it’s safe to say that Anthony Zurcher the BBC News reporter on North American affairs is a Marxist-Leninist Communist scumbag,” British MP Renfield R. Renfield began his podcast with his usual sense of diplomacy and decorum.

As Dr. Cadbury Rocher of Set Enterprises sat listening to the podcast while eating his seafood salad (much to the discomfort of Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster in his nearby aquarium), Renfield pointed out how Zurcher’s news reports and tweets were heavily laced with Marxist-Leninist buzzwords and not much reporting of the actual facts.

“Mr. Zurcher seems to be a transgendered 21st Century British version of 20th Century American journalist Anna Louise Strong,” Renfield went on.

American journalist Anna Louise Strong was a strong supporter of Stalin, Mao and various Communist regimes across the world back in the 1930s, ’40s, ’50s and ’60s.

She was often made fun of by British journalist, political analyst, essayist and satirist Malcolm Muggeridge who described her as a “woman who seemed to have such an intense look of stupidity about her, one could almost take it for a strange form of beauty.”

Renfield said he’d leave it to Pope Francis’ cardinals to see if beauty could also be ascribed to the bald-headed Mr. Zurcher’s equally intensely stupid face.

Renfield noted how Zurcher seemed to have covert and sometimes overt support for the anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans who were busy tearing down statues and trying, in Maoist cultural revolutionary fashion, to erase all traces of America’s past.

Meanwhile over in Rome, Pope Francis in his Sunday July 5th public audience had dropped all references to Hong Kong including a plea for religious freedom there.

In a text given to Vatican journalists before the Angelus audience, the Pope was to devote a few sentences to the situation in Hong Kong.

But those remarks were never included in the Pope’s public speech.

Renfield said there were rumours circulating today that one of Pope Francis’ speechwriters had just lost his job and even worse had his golden key to the Vatican Health Spa Steam Bath House taken away from him.

Meanwhile Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was receiving a psychic vision of Havana Cuba being hit by huge waves.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday July 6th
2020.

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Reblog of Renfield R. Renfield Uncovers The 3rd Secret of Fatima

June 26, 2020 at 10:39 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

It was 20 years ago today the Vatican supposedly released The Third Secret of Fatima. They didn’t. Only the vision not the text. In November 2018, I found the text of the secret in the full message of Our Lady of Akita to a Japanese nun Sister Agnes.

Dracul Van Helsing

Austrian Chancellor Sebastian Kurz made the announcement that a 70 year old retired Austrian colonel had been spying for the Russians since the early 1990s.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield had heard from his sources about the spy even before Chancellor Kurz had.

Renfield also heard from those same sources that the retired Austrian colonel had in his briefcase a copy of the original Third Secret of Fatima (a prophecy about the future that was supposed to have been spoken by the Virgin Mary Mother of Jesus to 3 shepherd children at Fatima, Portugal 101 years ago back in 1917).

Italian journalist Antonio Socci had made the claim back in the last decade that the Vatican had only revealed the vision associated with the Third Secret back on June 26th 2000. It had never actually revealed the words spoken by Mary to the 3 children he claimed.

Renfield had heard…

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Dixie No More

June 25, 2020 at 10:05 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was podcasting in front of his laptop.

He was holding a guitar.

“Well, some group I’ve never heard of before called Lady Antebellum has changed their name to Lady A because the term antebellum refers to a style of architecture found in the American south prior to the U.S. Civil War. And of course the Orwellian history rewriters of the fictional novel of 1984 and the actual reality of 2020 don’t want any mention of the American south prior to the Civil War (and of course they don’t want any mention of the American south after the U.S. Civil War either). And some group I have heard of before called the Dixie Chicks are now dropping the term Dixie from their name because of course the term Dixie refers to the American south. Now of course the Dixie Chicks have always been airheads throughout the long course of their musical career. In fact, that’s the only reason I’ve ever heard of the Dixie Chicks before. I doubt I’ve ever listened to their music.
The only country music singers I’ve ever listened to have been Johnny Cash, Garth Brooks, Kenny Rogers, Ian Tyson and Dolly Parton. Oh and I guess Wilf Carter. The only reason I’m familiar with the Dixie Chicks is because of the usually stupid political statements they made when accepting an award at Awards Shows I have watched over the years. So it’s no surprise that in this year of 2020 as the American equivalent of Chairman Mao Tse-tung’s Cultural Revolution is launched across the land that was once the United States of America and all vestiges of the country’s past and history are destroyed by a bunch of young yahoos who actually think they will build a better world up from the rubble, it’s no surprise that the airheads formerly known as the Dixie Chicks would jump on this Neo-Maoist bandwagon. Might I suggest the Dixie Chicks now change their name to The Laid Eggs?”.

Here Renfield R. Renfield takes a swig of rum and eggnog that he’s been saving in the refrigerator for a special occasion.

He then turns back to the camera, “When Abraham Lincoln first heard the news of Confederate General Robert E. Lee’s surrender to Union General Ulysses S. Grant on April 9th 1865, he requested that the White House Military Band play Daniel Decatur Emmett’s 1859 song Dixie Land because he didn’t want the American south to think they were now a secondary part of the American Union because they rebelled and had now been defeated. But then again Lincoln had class which is something that most of today’s anarcho-Marxist hooligans of the Neo-Maoist Cultural Revolution ongoing in America today do not have. First, they came for the statues of Confederate generals. Then they went after the statues of U.S. Presidents. And now they’re going after the statues of Jesus, the Virgin Mary and the Saints.”

Renfield then picks up his guitar and starts to sing The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down (a song originally recorded by the Canadian-American rock group The Band in 1969 and the most popular version was recorded by American folk singer Joan Baez in 1971).

Sang Renfield,

“The night they drove old Dixie down
And the bells were ringing
The night they drove old Dixie down
And the people were singing…”


The Woman and Child: Next on the hit list of America’s Neo-Maoist cultural revolutionaries and Neo-Bolshevik insurrectionists.

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Pan Goatee Slays Uglos To Mark Ring of Fire Solar Eclipse

June 21, 2020 at 10:32 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

“Beautiful women are proof that Heaven exists.”

-Actor Ricardo Montalban

“And ugly women are proof that Hell exists.”

-Satyr global aesthetics and beautification campaigner Pan Goatee

Pan Goatee was very much regretting the fact that today’s Ring of Fire solar eclipse was over Asia and parts of Africa rather than over the western half of North America.

For it would have been better today if darkness fell over western North America on the 1st day of the summer solstice.

The reason being that loads of ugly women in the city where Pan Goatee lived decided to ruin the first day of summer for everyone by walking around in public without wearing paper bags over their heads.

The first ugly woman that the genetically created satyr serial killer noticed was one walking out of a physiotherapy clinic at a nearby shopping centre.

“You don’t need physiotherapy, you need plastic surgery,” Pan Goatee remarked as he lopped off the uglo’s head with his astral laser machete.

The next uglo he came across was some facially aesthetically challenged creature who was sitting on a chair in front of a barber shop.

“These poor guys have only recently opened up after 3 months of lockdown,” Pan Goatee pointed out as he lopped off this uglo’s head, “I don’t think they appreciate an ugly looking thing parked in front frightening off all the customers.”

Dostoevsky once wrote that beauty could save the world.

No wonder the western world was on the brink of a widespread Neo-Marxist insurrection with all these uglos walking about, Goatee politically philosophized.

On his way back home, Goatee passed a fat ugly blimp sitting at a bus stop.

“Why aren’t you busy tearing down statues with all the other uglos and their brainless boyfriends with incredibly bad taste in politics, economics, culture and women?” Goatee asked rhetorically aloud as he lopped off the blimp’s head.

. . .

Pope Francis the Vicar of Cthulhu and Mictlantecuhtli was sitting at his office in the Vatican when the phone rang.

“Hello, Comrade Jorge here,” Francis spoke into the receiver.

“Hello, this is the AntiOdysseus,” said the voice at the other end.

“The AntiOdysseus?” Pope Francis was quizzical.

“Yes,” answered the exasperated voice at the other end, “If there’s an Odysseus, there’s got to be an AntiOdysseus.”

“I suppose,” Francis chewed on his pencil.

“Listen, me and the boys here have just finished building a huge giant wooden statue of the Baphomet on wheels at an Italian government lodge outside Rome and we’d like to bring it down to Rome and wheel it within the walls of the Vatican,” the AntiOdysseus explained, “Is that all right?”.

“I guess that’s all right,” Francis checked his day and night planner, “If Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI was here, he’d probably object to a huge giant wooden statue of the Baphomet being wheeled into the Vatican. But he’s currently in Regensburg in Bavaria.”

. . .

“Both Nazism and Communism are the bastard children of Freemasonry.
With last night’s tearing down of the statue of the white supremacist, Aryan race promoting, swastika worshipping and Ku Klux Klan co-founding Scottish Rite Freemasonic Confederate General Albert Pike in Washington DC, it is now obvious which bastard child of Freemasonry is on the ascendant in America.
It is Communism the bastard child of French Grand Orient Lodge Freemasonry and Adam Weishaupt’s Bavarian Illuminati.”

-Renfield R. Renfield MP

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday June 21st
2020.

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Kissing The Baphomet

June 15, 2020 at 10:22 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )


The Baphomet wholeheartedly approves of the U.S. Supreme Court’s latest idiotic 6-3 Supreme Court decision.

This is what happens when you name a bunch of Freemasons to the Supreme Court.

You get a bunch of satanic occultic judicial celebrations in honour of sexual perversions, debauchery and abominations.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was looking at some photographs taken by Set Enterprises Intelligence Units of six U.S. Supreme Court judges involved in a ritual ceremony where they were kissing the buttocks of the living Baphomet as opposed to a Baphomet statue (which were the only statues approved of by the Neo-Bolshevik Communists currently rioting and looting and tearing down statues across the United States and in much of the Western world).

There was some momentary consternation when Chief Justice John Roberts got his lips stuck to the living Baphomet’s buttocks.

Some “Holy” Water blessed by Pope Francis was thrown on the spectacle to see if that would detach the said Chief Justice’s lips from the said Baphomet’s buttocks.

But instead it served as a spiritual form of Crazy Glue binding the Chief Justice’s lips to the Baphomet’s buttocks even further.

Finally a welder (whose unofficial title was Court Arsonist to the Court of George Soros and a person wracking up the frequent flyer miles as he flew back and forth across U.S. cities where coincidentally various city districts went up in flames prior to his leaving) was brought in to burn Roberts’ lips off Baphomet’s buttocks.

“This definitely marks the end of the United States of America,” Renfield mused aloud as he looked at the photographs, “The country will end up being destroyed either in a Neo-Bolshevik insurrection or civil war or one massive steam bath house orgy (livestreamed on Facebook and Twitter) if not a combination of all 3. And history will record the United States of America as being unique in that it was a society that went from barbarism to decadence without ever having achieved an intermediate state of civilization.”

. . .

Australia’s infamous Uncle Ernie was working in his backyard illegal and unregulated pharmaceutical manufacturing facility when he noted an environmentally eco-friendly cannabis oil powered dirigible airship flying overhead.

At first, Uncle Ernie assumed it was a creation of his own mind (or what little was left of it) due to the formula for creating a horned toad venom laced pizza that he was working with that originated in a Los Angeles based pizzaria that was called the Breasts of Marianne de Lilith Pizzaria.

However the captain of the ship after coming down a rope to the ground informed Uncle Ernie that the ship was very much real.

The ship belonged to the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

Set was hoping to show the world that U.S. Associate Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg was a hypocrate and a judicial version of Nancy Pelosi.

What she Ginsburg decreed for the masses of the nation she would never have for herself.

Set hoped to prove this point by flying Uncle Ernie to Washington DC.

Uncle Ernie would go to the Supreme Court dressed as one of his many stage female persona characters and enter Associate Justice Ginsburg’s judge’s chambers and use her own private washroom.

Uncle Ernie would be wearing a mosquito sized bodycam at the top of his brassiere peering out from the top of his low-cut evening gown and would record Justice Ginsburg’s reaction for all the world to see.

Uncle Ernie agreed to the trip (which would be of a non-hallucinogenic nature).

He wondered which one of his stage female persona he should go into Justice Ginsburg’s private washroom dressed as.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday June 15th
2020.

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Marxist Mingling of Voldemort and Baphomet

June 10, 2020 at 10:43 pm (Commentary, Culture, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield had received an email from Set Enterprises’ newest employee the eccentric self-proclaimed alchemist Dr. Marmalade Montague formerly of Paris.

In it, Dr. Marmalade Montague had made the claim that an evil German alchemist Dr. Wilhelm Das Tore the former CEO of Fenster Software was trying to alchemically mingle the two separate entities Voldemort and Baphomet together.

“There might actually be something to Dr. Montague’s assertion,” Renfield reflected.

The Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit had received reports that Marxists, Maoists, Trotskyites and anarchists as well as Baal and Baphomet worshippers were trying to infiltrate the Black Lives Matter movement and use it for their own nefarious purposes.

An example of this happened in Mexico this past Monday June 8th when Baal and Baphomet worshipping anarchists attacked the Cathedral of Xalapa in the Mexican state of Veracruz and the Expiatory Temple of the Sacred Heart of Jesus.

The buildings were vandalized and spray painted with satanic graffiti.

The vandalism started out as what was supposed to be a peaceful protest against police brutality in sympathy with protests in the U.S.

Of course Antonio Gramscian Cultural Marxists were on the warpath on behalf of Baal and Baphomet as well.

Actors and actresses, particularly those of the millennial and gen X variety, were stringent Antonio Gramscian Cultural Marxists.

A group that Renfield called the Alphabet Soup Disciples of Baphomet (because of their fondness for appropriating letters of the alphabet for themselves) envisioned an Antonio Gramscian Cultural Marxist global atheistic secular state ruling the world.

But this Marxist atheistic secular global state that the Alphabet Soup Disciples of Baphomet envisioned would have a secularized form of the old ancient Hindu caste system with they the Alphabet Soup Disciples of Baphomet as the secularized form of the Brahmin caste with traditional Catholics and Bible believing Evangelical Protestants becoming the secularized form of the Dalit caste or the untouchables.

And it would be they the Alphabet Soup Disciples of Baphomet who would be the ultimate arbiters of language and particularly pronouns.

If someone used a pronoun to describe someone that the Alphabet Soup Disciples of Baphomet did not like, they would be subject to abuse and ridicule on social media and jail terms, fines and imprisonment in real life.

The Alphabet Soup Disciples of Baphomet claimed to be about equality but really they were about superiority- for themselves.

As Renfield was writing up a dossier on all this, he reflected to himself, “It’s rather ironic that most of these Alphabet Soup Disciples of Baphomet claim to be following basic science when it comes to Climate Change (the Greta Thunberg hypothesis of climate change that is which is asserted to be scientific dogma) but fail miserably at Science when it comes to basic principles of Biology and human anatomy.”

Writer J.K. Rowling had recently come afoul of Antonio Gramscian Cultural Marxist SJWs (and that did not stand for single Jehovah’s Witnesses – those who were unmarried and thus not getting a constant piece of tail which at least might explain their idiotic pronouncements).

J.K. Rowling had tweeted the George Orwell character Winston Smith equivalent of saying that 2 + 2 = 4.

She was immediately jumped upon by various actors and actresses from the Harry Potter series of movies (people like Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and others) who immediately tweeted and asserted in the Alphabet Soup Disciples of Baphomet equivalent of Orwellian Doublespeak that 2 +2 = 5.

“Yes, there’s definitely something to Dr. Marmalade Montague’s assertion that an alchemical mingling of Voldemort and Baphomet is unfolding along with a universe of chaos,” Renfield thought, “Voldemort is back, united with Baphomet and he seems to have the entire student population of Hogwart’s on his side.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday June 10th
2020.


Mirabella Francesca Franconia: Renfield R. Renfield’s Executive Assistant on the lookout for disciples of an alchemically mingled Voldemort and Baphomet

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Leopold II Comes Tumbling Down While Abdullah II Warns of Middle East Conflict

June 9, 2020 at 9:49 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was asked to comment on the removal of a statue of King Leopold II of Belgium in the Belgian city of Antwerp.

Gasoline was poured over the statue and it was set aflame during a Black Lives Matter demonstration last week.

Today the statue was taken down and placed in storage in a museum.

King Leopold II was infamous for having conducted a genocide against the people of the Congo in which more than 10 million people died.

Renfield drank a Belgian beer with an unpronouncable name and saluted the removal of the genocidal tyrant’s statue.

“Mr. Renfield, this year 2020 has had the Covid-19 virus which nobody saw coming. A white policeman’s murder of a black man in Minneapolis has ignited a global movement against racism and police brutality that nobody saw coming. In this year of surprises,” a journalist asked the MP, “is it possible that some major event is out there that’s on the brink of happening but yet one could see it happening before hand?.”

“There is,” Renfield nodded, “If Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu goes ahead and annexes large swathes of Palestinian territory in the West Bank around this coming July 1st like he says he’ll do, this will set off a major powder keg in the Middle East.”

“It will?” Blinked the journalist who belonged to that generation that called itself Woke and therefore was asleep and totally oblivious to what was really happening in the current world.

“Yes, King Abdullah II of Jordan has warned of a “major conflict” with Israel if that annexation goes ahead,” Renfield pointed out.

“Why didn’t I know about this?” The journalist seemed perplexed.

“Possibly because you in the mainstream media have been constantly yapping about Covid for the past 3 months and nothing else,” Renfield explained, “It’s only with the Black Lives Movement going global that you’ve finally found another story to cover. 30 years ago, journalists once covered a multitude of stories. Today you people in the media can’t seem to handle any more than 2 or 3.”

“You hurt my feelings by saying that,” the Woke journalist had tears in his eyes, “All throughout my school years, my teachers told me I should always have high self-esteem. How can I have high self-esteem if you point out negative stuff like that? I’m going to send out an angry tweet about this. #Insensitive.”

As the Woke journalist went off to send a whining tweet, BBC News Anchorwoman Geeta Guru-Murthy asked Renfield for more infomation about what was happening in the Middle East.

“Well,” Renfield sipped a brandy, “Netanyahu is working behind the scenes to get Jordan’s King Abdullah replaced as the Custodian and Guardian of the Holy Sites in Jerusalem by Jared Kushner’s good bum buddy the Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman. Since MbS is a narcisstic and bloodthirsty fellow who’s been conducting a genocidal war against the Houthi peoples of Yemen for the past 5 years (a war totally ignored by the Western news media), it should come as no surprise that he’d be willing to sell out the Palestinians if it would work to his greater advantage and glory.”

. . .

In the Middle East, Dark Side Deep State operatives within Mossad were plotting the assassination of King Abdullah II of Jordan.

The Greek god Ares (Greek god of war) sat outside the meeting and drank a toast.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday June 9th
2020.

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Renfield Verbally Attacks Neo-Fascist Buffalo NY Police Department In His Saturday Night Podcast

June 6, 2020 at 10:50 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Renfield Verbally Attacks Neo-Fascist Buffalo NY Police Department In His Saturday Night Podcast

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing another one of his Saturday night podcasts guaranteed to offend Leftists and other raving lunatics.

Tonight he’d be offending the far right by going after the Neo-Fascist Buffalo New York Police Force.

Renfield R. Renfield: A friend of mine who’s a geopolitical analyst in Calgary was told by a friend of his the Rev. Father William Jenkins pastor of Immaculate Conception Catholic Church in Norwood Ohio of a disturbing trend that began in most police forces across the U.S exactly 30 years ago in 1990 (the same year that U.S. President George Herbert Walker Bush proclaimed the start of a New World Order in a September 11th 1990 address to Congress).

That trend can best be summed up as the militarization of the police force. Multiple SWAT units began forming and many police started dressing up and looking like the Evil Empire Stormtroopers from the Star Wars movies rather than men dressed in blue (the familiar looking police officers of decades past).

With that change in appearance and tactics (glass shields, tanks, water cannons, rubber bullets, tear gas and clubs) also came a change in attitude.

The motto officially still was To Serve and Protect.

But sadly in reality the practice turned To Oppress and Lord Over.

And with this militarization, those who were bad apples in police forces to begin with (such as racists) became even more bad apples as they thought they could literally get away with murder – many of them did until George Floyd’s last words of “I can’t breathe” may have become the straw that finally breaks the Neo-Fascist and racist cop’s back.

However the militarization of most of America’s local police forces is becoming apparent for everyone (not only in America but across the world) to see.

And those who are not only looking but perceiving (as Sherlock Holmes once said to Dr. Watson, “You see, Watson, but you do not observe”) must also have noticed as I have that these militarized police force members of the U.S.’s many local police forces seem to be spending more time attacking peaceful demonstrators and members of the press than they do attacking rioters and looters.

One has to ask oneself, “What’s up with that?”.

But most people have probably not perceived this or noticed this.

And for the most part, these are the same people who have not noticed that the whole Covid-19 pandemic has been managed as a major experiment in mind control, gas lighting and social behaviour modification and control all across the globe.

The great writer Hans Christian Andersen warned us about this in his tale the Emperor’s New Clothes.

Only one person in the kingdom saw that the Emperor wasn’t wearing any clothes – the little boy who hadn’t heard the proclamation that everybody in the kingdom must applaud the Emperor and his new clothes.

And speaking of militarized Neo-Fascist local police forces in the U.S., let us turn our attention to the Buffalo New York Police Force.

This past Thursday night, members of the Buffalo New York Police Force were seen pushing and shoving a 75-year-old man to the ground.

Luckily a video was recorded of the incident.

The 75-year-old was seriously injured and taken to hospital.

John Evans the asshole President of the Buffalo local police union whined and snivelled, “Our position is these officers were simply following orders from Deputy Police Commissioner Joseph Gramaglia to clear the square.”

Any resemblance between the whining and snivelling excuse of Mr. Evans and the whining and snivelling excuses of SS officers about “following orders” during the Nuremberg War Crimes Trials is I’m sure purely coincidental.

The 75-year-old man is named Martin Gugino and is a longtime social justice activist in Buffalo and a member of the advocacy group People United For Sustainable Housing.

Returning to the aforementioned asshole John Evans’ comment about what happened to Martin Gugino, “He did slip in my estimation. He fell backwards.”

Mr. Evans’ comment was echoed in the first initial statement put out by the Buffalo Police Department, that the “man had tripped and fallen during a skirmish involving protestors.”

However then a video emerged of what actually happened:

So it appears that John Evans and the Buffalo Police Department lied (or as my friend Winston Churchill might put it, “Prevaricated”) about what happened.

The two officers involved in the brutality were immediately suspended and have now been criminally charged.

When the two officers were suspended, all 57 officers in the Buffalo Police Department Riot Squad resigned in protest from the Riot Squad to protest their violent colleagues’ suspension.

I think it’s safe to say that a large proportion of the Buffalo New York Police Department is made up of assholes and losers.

One only wonders if that’s the case with many other local police departments across the U.S. 

Germany in the 1920s and early 1930s saw a battle between Nazis and Communists for control of that country.

The 2020s is opening up with a battle in America between Neo-Fascists and Neo-Communists for control of that country.

Who will win?

Time will tell.

The old saying is, “He whom the gods will destroy, they first make mad (as in crazy and insane).”

The United States of America has been going mad for the past 55 years (1965 being the year of acceleration for the Vietnam War and also the start of the Sexual Revolution).

It just remains to be seen whether that final divine hammer of destruction for America will be a Neo-Fascist hammer or a Neo-Communist hammer.

It may possibly be both.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday June 6th
2020.

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Barack Obama’s BBC Interview

June 5, 2020 at 10:46 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Barack Obama’s BBC Interview

Former U.S. President Barack Obama was being interviewed by the BBC’s Sir Valk Zisvay Humphreys.

“One final question before you go, Mr. President,” Sir Valk Zisvay Humphreys ate a delivery sandwich from Brucie’s Baloney Parlour, “With this intense global Covid-19 lockdown going on all over the world, do you think it’s possible that there are a great many people who are becoming totally unhinged and outright crazy as a result of being locked down in their homes?”.

“Yes, Sir Valk,” Obama nodded, “I think it’s been happening in great droves. For example there’s one lunatic in your own country who thinks that just because Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam wants to erect a 666 foot statue of himself in the Virginia state capital of Richmond that this is somehow going to affect my own popularity on the continent of Africa. And when confronted with this logic (or lack thereof), one’s first thought is, what does this have to do with the price of tea in China? Or even the price of asphalt in Afghanistan for that matter?”.

“It doesn’t make much sense,” Sir Valk Zisvay Humphreys started choking on his Brucie’s Baloney sandwich.

“No, it doesn’t,” Obama agreed, “And the same lunatic also thinks that there’s been no civil wars happening in Libya or Syria since 2011. If there was no civil war happening in Libya, then how did Col. Muammar Gaddafi die as a result of being seized off the back of a truck by a mob and having a red hot poker shoved up his ass? If there was no civil war in Libya, then how come the U.S. Consulate in Benghazi was attacked in 2012 with 4 people being killed and 10 others were wounded? If there is no civil war in Libya, then why are two different governments claiming sovereignty over the entire country? A government in Tobruk headed by Marshal Khalifa Haftar the commander-in-chief of the Libyan National Army. And a government in Tripoli called the Government of National Accord headed by Prime Minister Fayez al-Sarrad?.”

“What about the non-existent Civil War in Syria as the lunatic claims?” Sir Valk was starting to feel a sudden attack of diarrhea as a result of eating the Brucie’s Baloney sandwich.

“If there is no Civil War in Syria,” Obama shook his head, “then why were chemical weapons used against civilians in Syria? Were the authorities just hoping to find a way of finally ending the world’s longest cribbage tournament which was going on in that country? And why did I threaten to launch missile attacks against Assad if there was no civil war going on and no chemical weapons attacks against civilians? Was it just because I happened to have a bad day on the golf course? And how did Daesh (the ISIS Islamic State) manage to seize such a large swathe of Syria and start beheading Christians if there was no Civil War going on at the time? Why did millions of Syrians flee their country and start immigrating to Europe if there was no civil war going on? Did they just suddenly start developing a hankering for the many different varieties of European climate?”.

Sir Valk Zisvay Humphreys realized that the formerly white seat of his white chair was now coloured a very vivid brown.

He looked over at the clock.

It was approaching the 11th hour.

Two U.S. Episcopalian priests dressed in drag and both reading books titled Carl Jung’s Theory of Projecting Onto Others were likewise undergoing attacks of diarrhea from having eaten Brucie’s Baloney Parlour Sandwiches.

“On the plus side,” Barack Obama smiled, “British MP Renfield R. Renfield says I’m cool enough to be the Antichrist. Whereas both Bill Gates and Ralph Northam are too dull, bland and boring to be the Antichrist. Not of course that I am the Antichrist. Michelle probably wouldn’t let me. She’d figure that if I became the Antichrist, I might use that as an excuse to stop doing chores around the house.”

“So, what are your plans for the rest of the day?” Sir Valk Zisvay Humphreys asked whose own immediate plans included changing his underwear.

“Well, I’ve been asked to livestream a performance of reciting Mark Antony’s I’ve Come To Bury Caesar Not To Praise Him speech from William Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar to a high school graduating class holding their ceremony over the Internet, ” Obama smiled, “a speech laden with sardonic irony.”

Sir Humphreys looked over in the direction of his news producer’s office where the producer’s dog Caesar had eaten the rest of the sandwiches in the delivery bag from Brucie’s Baloney Parlour.

The dog Caesar was now doing an instantaneous colour redecorating of the producer’s office furniture and floor.

Sir Humphreys reckoned that the producer would likewise be giving an I’ve Come To Bury Caesar Not To Praise Him speech before the day was over.

But one a little less laden with sardonic irony.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday June 5th 
2020.

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Boston U. 1950 Grads, Churchill’s Finest Moment, Lee’s Removal and Northam’s Ozymandias Failure

June 4, 2020 at 10:47 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Boston U. 1950 Grads, Churchill’s Finest Moment, Lee’s Removal and Northam’s Ozymandias Failure

70 years ago today on June 4th 1950, Boston University President Daniel Marsh told graduating students “if the current television craze continues, we are destined to have a nation of morons.”

He made that statement back in the days of the golden age of television when they actually had good programs.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield told CNN’s Anderson Cooper, “His prophecy came to past. 70 years later, America is a nation of morons.” 

And it was 80 years ago today on June 4th 1940 that Winston Churchill made one of the greatest speeches in recorded history, his WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER SPEECH.

80 years later, most of the leaders of the world are all unofficial graduates of the Bungling Bozo Institute of Clowns.

From the UN to the WHO to the Vatican to the White House to Joe Biden’s basement campaign headquarters where the Democratic presumptive presidential nominee was longing to get back on the campaign trail again so he’d once again be able to start sniffing the hair of the woman who happened to be standing next to him.

Meanwhile in the state of Virginia, Virginia’s demagogic Democratic Party state governor Ralph Northam (part of a vastly overpopulated breed of Neo-Marxist-Leninist freaks, weirdos and crackpots who now make up 95% of U.S. Democratic Party politicians- mayors, state governors, Presidential nominees and quite possibly even dog catchers) announced that the statue of Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee (the man whose portrait hung in the Oval Office along with that of Abraham Lincoln and Benjamin Franklin back in the days when Dwight D. Eisenhower worked there as President) would be removed from the state capital of Richmond.

A round of applause erupted at the press conference when Gov. Northam announced that the statue would be removed thus showing that Boston University President Daniel Marsh’s prophecy of a “nation of morons” had indeed come to pass (the late American novelist John Kennedy Toole might have referred to Ralph Northam’s contemporary 21st century Virginia as “a confederacy of dunces”).

Talking to an aide in his office later as Gov. Northam burnt incense in front of small statues of Baal and Baphomet, his aide asked him what he might replace Gen. Lee’s statue with.

“I’m thinking of erecting a 666 foot statue of myself there and commanding all the citizens of the state to come and worship it,” Gov. Northam smiled.

At that moment, Gov. Northam received a text message from British MP Renfield R. Renfield telling him that he was “too bland and boring to be the Antichrist”.

“What how dare Renfield tell me that I’m too bland and boring to be the Antichrist?” Northam foamed at the mouth, “After all I’ve been trying to use this pandemic to shut every public house of worship in this state down.”

Another text message came in on dopey demagogue Northam’s smart phone.

Northam threw his phone against the wall, “That was Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau who just text messaged me a photo of himself wearing blackface and asking me, “How’s it going, bro?”.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday June 4th
2020.

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