New Age Neo-Bolshevik Communist Asshole Dr. Joe Vipond Leads Demonstration of Morons, Imbeciles and Uglos In Downtown Calgary

July 30, 2021 at 10:54 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , )

The London-based billlionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set had recently started his own international news network the Set News Network (SNN).

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was listening to the SNN Evening News with news anchor Awesome Welles (rumoured to be an unacknowledged grandson of legendary Hollywood film director Orson Welles).

Awesome Welles: And from Calgary, Alberta, Canada the uglo white female capital of the world comes this story:

New Age Neo-Bolshevik Communist asshole Dr. Joe Vipond (affiliated with the apostate Pope Francis approved New Age Neo-Bolshevik Communist group the Canadian Association of Physicians For The Environment) led a demonstration of total morons, imbeciles and repulsively ugly looking women (the kind that would have Pan Goatee reaching for his astral laser machete) in downtown Calgary today.
The group of misfits and losers were protesting against the Alberta government’s proposed ending of all pandemic restrictions this coming August 31st.
Marxist-Leninist asshole Vipond and his brain dead zombie menagerie of mask wearing morons, imbeciles and uglos desire to live in a Neo-Stalinist Coviet Union and want to impose this dystopia on all Albertans.

One lone anti-tyranny protestor (not wearing a mask and carrying a sign) was met with outrage by the group of face mask wearng hooligans (those attending the demonstration were asked to wear face masks as a sign of loyalty and fealty to the Neo-Bolshevik Communist New World Order aka the Build Back Better Great Reset proposed by George Soros, Bill Gates, Xi Jinping and the Marxist sodomite Pope Francis and their puppets senile old fool Joe Biden and failed Al Jolson minstrel show impersonator Justin Trudeau).

Acting like the Brown Shirts of Nazi SA head Ernst Rohm, the mask wearing Neo-Bolshevik Communist hooligans pushed and shoved the maskless lone anti-tyranny protestor.

Like the Nazi Brown Shirt hooligans of old, today’s Neo-Bolshvik Communist hooligans certainly do not approve of freedom of expression (or freedom of anything else for that matter).

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday July 30th
2021.

Back in 1951, female Communists were beautiful like this card carrying Communist school teacher played by Dorothy Hart in the 1951 film I Was A Communist For The FBI.

Today 70 years later, Neo-Bolshevik Communist females are all quite repulsively ugly like those face mask wearing (but unfortunately no total paper bag over head wearing) moronic sycophants praising and cheering Communist demagogue emergency room physician Dr. Joe Vipond.

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Just What The Doctor (Frankenstein) Ordered

July 29, 2021 at 10:55 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , )

“I see,” British MP Renfield R. Renfield remarked to his friend Amadeus Emanon, “that the Israeli government has mandated that a third shot of the Covid vaccine be given to elderly people and may shortly mandate a third shot be given to the rest of the Israeli population.”

“Really?” Amadeus was shocked, “What for?”.

“Because the virus appears to be spreading and a resurgence of cases is happening in Israel and it’s happening among those who have been vaccinated-twice,” Renfield answered.

“Why haven’t I seen this mentioned on the news?” Amadeus inquired.

“Because if people outside Israel heard that the double jab doesn’t seem to be working, then people in the rest of the world might start thinking that health “experts” all over the planet are full of crap and have no idea what they’re talking about. And that holds doubly and triply and maybe 999 trilliony (to borrow a Pan Goateeism) true of Dr. Anthony Fauci and the bozos at the U.S. Center for Disease Control,” Renfield answered.

“Wow,” Amadeus was astounded, “How many vaccine doses is it going to take before the virus is beaten?”.

“Well, probably a lot less than the number of global health “experts” it would take to change a single light bulb,” Renfield admitted, “which is still an infinite amount but as I’ve said before, this has never really been about health. It’s been about the global elitists’ plan to reduce the world population. Now there are multitudes of stupid people in the world who do not believe that the global elitists want to reduce the world’s population even though most of the world’s global elitists have publicly said so on many an occasion. All they have to do is read and research.”

“So this vaccine is meant to reduce the world’s population?” Amadeus stopped eating his slice of Black Forest Cake.

“Yes, that’s why the brainless mainstream media, senile old fool Joe Biden (who made the announcement, while standing behind the podium with his dead stuffed German shepherd dog Champ still clinging to his leg, that “Federal employees better take the vaccine or else!”), Deng Xiaoping Chinese Communism Neo-Fascism style technocratic billionaire Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook and Google’s scumbag CEO Sundar Pichai are all demanding that everybody take the vaccine or else,” Renfield sipped his brandy.

“So, what do you think will happen in Israel where all this scenario seems to be playing out first?” Amadeus asked.

“Well,” Renfield noted sadly, “What Adolf Hitler failed to accomplish, the Israeli government itself seeks to finish.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday July 29th
2021.

To take the vaccine or not to take the vaccine?: That is the question.

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Bill Gates, George Soros, Moloch, No Logic and Mologic

July 28, 2021 at 10:25 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

On Monday of this week the controversial and colourful British MP Renfield R. Renfield had publicly called for the assassinations of both the Prime Ministers of Greece and Italy.

Renfield seemed to be boldly going where Dietrich Bonhoeffer had not gone before in regards to Adolf Hitler until it was too late.

Today Renfield on the way to his parliamentary office was asked by members of the British press if there was anybody else he thought should be assassinated at the moment.

“Well,” Renfield deeply considered the question 🤔, “I think it would be a jolly good thing and of the upmost benefit to humanity if someone assassinated Dr. Anthony Fauci for all the moronic and imbecilic statements he’s come up with for the past year and a half. To say nothing of his funding of gain-of-function research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology which released the Wuhan CCP virus on the world.”

Dr. Anthony Fauci had to go home and change his underwear (his current underwear had turned brown) when he heard the latest news story involving Renfield.

. . .

Billionaire population control freaks and Build Back Better Great Reset advocates George Soros and Bill Gates had recently bought Mologic the United Kingdom based manufacturer of rapid Covid-19 tests.

The deep nostril technology of Mologic (which was actually based on the technology developed by the ancient Egyptians on mummies’ noses for the extraction of royal and supposedly divine royal Pharaohnic brain tissue) was used by most agencies and governments around the world to test for Covid-19.

Follow the science (as so many Joe Biden supporters and other brainless idiots used to say throughout 2020 and 2021).

Follow the science- right back to Tutankhamun’s embalming techniques and extractions of his organs to be kept in jars.

Soros and Gates had bought Mologic for $41 million.

Coincidentally shortly after Mologic was bought by Soros and Gates, lo and below, there was a sudden radical and drastic increase in the number of Covid cases in the U.S. as reported by the brainless mainstream media.

This led CNN, The Washington Post, The New York Times and other Neo-Bolshevik Communist mainstream media news outlets to once again hanker and drool at the thought of another Neo-Stalinist lockdown.

This led Dr. Anthony Fauci and the creeps and cretins at the Centre For Disease Control to once again call for mask wearing and social distancing.

Mologic was founded on this earthly plane back in 2003 as a for-profit medical research laboratory by CEO Mark Davis and his father Paul Davis (who was Mologic’s Chief Scientific Officer).

At the same time on the supernatural plane Mologic was founded in the realm of Hades by the demon Moloch and the ghosts of David Hume, Immanuel Kant and Friedrich Hegel (all of whose respective philosophies were based on the premise of No Logic).

Thus Moloch + No Logic = Mologic.

The acquirement of Mologic is part of a Gates-Soros initiative called GAH (Global Access Health).

GAH takes its name from Gaoh or Ga-oh a wind spirit and a giant mentioned in the folklore and oral traditions of the Iroquois, Huron and Seneca peoples.

Ga-oh is described as a cannibal and a giant who would uproot trees.

He was restless, violent and would create storms.

Why Soros and Gates would choose this entity to inspire a global health initiative only someone whose mind was like that of Soros and Gates would be able to comprehend.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday July 28th
2021.

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100 More Days Till Halloween…

July 23, 2021 at 10:58 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

“This is Jack Anderson at Terror 97 FM in London- the radio station that keeps you in stitches – a la style of Dr. Victor Frankenstein’s creation. This just in from Canada… Earlier today genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee slew two more ugly women in a Dollarama store in Calgary. And now here’s Air Supply singing their coming Halloween hit Two Less Ugly People In The World…”

. . .

There was a state of excitement prevailing in the Vatican among the city state’s wide assortment of Jesuit priests for word had come to pass that the demon Baphomet was going to address them at A Come As You Are convention in the Vatican Sauna Steam Bath House named Hyacinth Sizzles Apollo’s Swizzle Stick.

Meanwhile in the Papal Apartments, Pope Francis was consulting with one of his leading theological advisors Walter Cardinal Kasper.

“Your Unholiness,” Kasper addressed Bergoglio by his most appropriate title, “a group of flying saucer UFOs containing 6.66 feet tall T-Rex ET reptilians have landed within the walls of the Vatican.”

“What for?” Francis asked as he licked a Spartan Greek popsicle.

“We’re not sure,” Kasper answered.

. . .

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson had been hiding inside a tomb in London’s Highgate Cemetery ever since British MP Renfield R. Renfield publicly called for the 10 Downing Street occupant’s assassination this past Wednesday.

The colourful and controversial MP had issued the assassination call after the Zombie Nosferatu Tory Prime Minister (whose forehead had been etched with the words I AM AN APOSTLE OF THE ANTICHRIST in red felt ink) announced this past Wednesdy that he intended to introduce a vaccine passport in Britain next month.

Bishop Sean Manchester the traditionalist Old Catholic Church Bishop of Glastonbury and a leading exorcist was walking around the cemetery amidst reports that a vampire was once again haunting the cemetery for the first time in 51 years.

As Johnson sat inside the tomb with sweat on his forehead, the ghost of Karl Marx (looking well roasted) appeared alongside him and asked him, “How’s it going?”.

. . .

Yaldabaoth the Irish Leprechaun was in Highgate Cemetery eating cold mutton sandwiches and drinking Guinness beer.

He was listening to Terror 97 FM London on his old 1970s style transistor radio.

The radio was playing a commercial and a Halloween holiday jingle, “100 more days till Halloween… Silver Shamrock.”

A hand holding a silver shamrock suddenly appeared out of the ground near the old gravestone where Yaldabaoth was having his evening picnic totally freaking the wee leprechaun out.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday July 23rd
2021.

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Satanic Witch Kathleen Sebelius Is An Apostle of The Antichrist

July 16, 2021 at 10:47 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

BBC News Announcer: British MP Renfield R. Renfield continues to find himself at the center of controversy.
Earlier this week the colourful MP publicly called for the assassination of French President Emmanuel Macron after Mr. Macron announced that he would like to implement a vaccine passport in France.
Then this past Wednesday Mr. Renfield recorded and released his own paraphrased version of the John Lennon song Imagine.
That song sent George Soros, Bill Gates, Xi Jinping and WHO head Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus into fits of apoplexy from which they’re yet to recover.
Today Renfield made a statement at a press conference that sent former U.S. President Barack Obama into a fit of apoplexy from which he’s yet to recover.
This latest controversy started this past Tuesday when former Obama Administration Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius appeared on CNN’s OutFront program and said that Americans who have not received a Coronavirus vaccine should not be allowed to work or have access to children and should be limited on where they are allowed to go.
Today Renfield at his press conference publicly called for former U.S. Health Secretary Kathleen Sebelius to be assassinated.

(A video clip is then shown of Renfield)

Renfield (speaking): “Ms. Sebelius in making these statements has shown herself to be one of many despots and demagogues on the globe who would seek to impose tyranny on the world in the name of their self-professed “expertise in health”. The greatest Catholic philosopher of all times Saint Thomas Aquinas said that tyrannicide (the killing of a tyrant) is a morally justifiable form of killing. It is for the common good (that tyrants like her are always yacking about) and for the glorious cause of freedom (that tyrants like her have no idea what it means) that this woman should be dispatched from this life and sent on her merry way to the flames of Tartarus where she belongs.”

A short animated music video about 6 seconds in length (that Renfield made and produced) is then shown on the screen behind Renfield.

The short animated music video shows former U.S. Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius singing a few paraphrased lyrics from John Lennon’s song Imagine.

Sings Kathleen Sebelius,

“You might think I’m an asshole
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the world will be as one.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday July 16th
2021.

The lovely Pier Angeli at Port Afrique in 1956 prophetically says

to the ugly satanic witch Kathleen Sebelius in 2021,
“I renounce you as Christ’s enemy and Antichrist’s disciple.”

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Renfield’s Take On John Lennon’s Song Imagine

July 14, 2021 at 10:31 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Songs, Vampire novel) (, , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was in his study writing a song about the proposed post-pandemic Great Reset New World Order (to the tune of John Lennon’s song Imagine).

Renfield (singing):

Imagine there’s no Heaven
Very easy if you try
Hell is all around us
Makes one want to cry
Imagine all the people
Livin’ for today
Until they keel over
From vaccine mRNA

Imagine there’s no countries
Just a global Covid zoo
Nothing to kill or die for
The jab took care of that too
Imagine all the people
Restin’ dead in peace
Yoo-hoo,ooh-ooh

You might think this a nightmare
But it’s called Build Back Better
at the globalists’ World Trade Fair
One World united in despair

Imagine no possessions
except for George Soros and crew
Bill Gates will give you booster updates
And his middle finger too
Imagine all the Commies
Vaxin’ all the world
Yoo-hoo, ooh-ooh

You might think this a nightmare
But it’s called Build Back Better
at the globalists’ World Trade Fair
One World united in despair

-A Renfieldian song
and
Vampire Novel Chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday July 14th
2021.

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Emmanuel Macron: The French Poodle Napoleon/Hitler Wannabe

July 13, 2021 at 10:12 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

“And that no man might buy or sell save he that had the mark of the beast or the name of the beast or the number of his name.”
-The Apocalypse of Saint John aka Book of Revelation 13:17

The ghost of the late Larry King had been called to fill in at the CNN evening anchor desk as current living (but brain dead) on-air CNN personalities were pre-occupied with doing other things.

“Jim Acosta,” Larry King’s ghost addressed the vain and pompous blowhard, “why can’t you be here tonight?”.

“I’m busy engaging in carnal relations with bees, wasps and hornets,” Acosta replied as a bunch of the critters mentioned swarmed around his naked body causing America’s TV dinner eating audience to lose their appetites.

“Well, whatever floats your boat,” Larry adjusted his ghostly bow tie and pulled up his ghostly suspenders.

The camera briefly turned to a screenshot of Joe Biden sniffing Kamala Harris’ pussy.

As the cat spat at him.

“I will now address the same question to the appropriately last named Don Lemon,” King’s ghost went on, “Why can’t you be here tonight?”.

Lemon lisped, “Because I’m in a gay bath house getting my organ massaged.”

“All right,” King’s ghost nodded, “Be sure to get your piano tuned up as well while you’re at it.”

The camera then turned to a screenshot of Kamala Harris getting run over by a photocopier from rural Texas.

“I’ll have to read this story myself,” Larry put on his ghostly spectral spectacles and looked at the camera, “French President Emmanuel Macron has announced that those in France who don’t have a Covid vaccine passport will be banned from participating in basic activities such as visiting shopping malls, restaurants and using public transport.
In a public address to the nation, Macron made clear that only those who have taken the vaccine will be allowed to enter venues such as hospitals, bars and tourist attractions.”

Emmanuel Macron can be seen on the screen as the words I AM AN APOSTLE OF THE ANTICHRIST appear on his forehead.

The screen then switches to Pope Francis in his hospital bed as he plays the guitar and sings an old John Lennon song, “Imagine there’s no Heaven, It’s easy if you try, No Hell below us, Above us only sky…”

“And now here for an editorial comment is the ghost of Orson Welles reading from the King James Bible,” Larry’s ghost introduced the larger than life screen giant who was a director, actor and screenplay writer.

Read Welles’ ghost while sipping from a glass of spectral red wine, “And that no man might buy or sell save he that had the mark of the beast or the name of the beast or the number of his name.”

Larry’s ghost went on, “In other news, British MP Renfield R. Renfield once again found himself at the center of controversy when he publicly called for the assassination of the French President after Macron made the announcement on Covid vaccine passports. Here are some of Mr. Renfield’s remarks…”

Said Renfield, “I publicly call for the assassination of Emmanuel Macron. Europe must be rid of this despot and demagogue before the entire continent falls under tyranny. It is time that someone jab this French poodle Napoleon/Hitler wannabe with a Polonium-210 virus.”

“Where does one find the Polonium-210 virus?” Joe Biden asked his dead stuffed German shepherd dog Champ as he patted it.

In his office in the Kremlin, Russian President Vladimir Putin sat and smiled.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday July 13th
2021.

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Thessalonike of Macedon Meets Dracul and Yaldabaoth

July 8, 2021 at 10:49 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

Thessalonike of Macedon

Prof. William Charles an Associate Professor of Mythology, Folklore, Vampirism, Lycanthropy and Paranormal Studies at Oxford University was delivering a lecture in front of a fountain with a statue of a mermaid inside the fountain.

Prof. William Charles was delivering the lecture to a camera as part of an on-line course that he was teaching.

Said Prof. Charles, “Now there is a popular Greek legend that says Alexander the Great’s half-sister Thessalonike of Macedon became a mermaid and lived and frolicked in the Aegean Sea for hundreds of years.
The legend states that Alexander the Great in his quest for the Fountain of Immortality managed to get a flask of this immortal water.
He happened to wash Thessalonike’s hair with this flask of immortal water.
For Alexander had foolishly forgot to bring along the bottle of shampoo that his half-sister Thessalonike had asked for.
Not wanting Thessalonike to throw a major spaz attack as a result of his blundering, Alexander used the flask of immortality water to wash his half-sister’s hair instead.
When Alexander the Great died in the Persian capital of Babylon in June 323 BC, the legend says that his grief-stricken sister attempted to end her life by jumping into the sea.
Instead of drowning, however, she became a mermaid passing judgment on mariners throughout the centuries and across the Seven Seas.
To the sailors she encountered, she would always pose the same question, “Is Alexander the King alive?”.
To which the correct answer would be, “He lives and reigns and conquers the world.”
Given this answer, she would allow the ship and her crew to sail safely away in calm seas.
Any other answer would transform her into a raging Gorgon bent on sending the ship and every sailor on board to the bottom of the sea.”

. . .

“So that was how the German battleship Bismarck was actually sunk to the bottom of the sea?” British Prime Minister Boris Johnson was reading the top secret report on the sinking of the Bismarck that was finally being released over 80 years after the incident had happened back in May of 1941.

“It looks like Johnny Horton’s ghost will have to rewrite the lyrics of his hit song Sink The Bismarck,” An eavesdropping British MP Renfield R. Renfield (who had wiretapped Boris Johnson’s office) quipped.

“Who would have thought that it was a mermaid?” Amadeus Emanon ate a plate of sweet and sour jumbo shrimp, “And Alexander the Great’s half-sister at that.”

. . .

Meanwhile as animals at the Denver Zoo in Colorado were now being injected with Covid vaccines as part of the Biden Administration’s MAKE AMERICA WOKE AGAIN efforts, a demon possessed marine biologist had injected the mermaid Thessalonike of Macedon with a Covid-19 vaccine in the Aegean Sea.

The end result of the injection was that it had turned Thessalonike of Macedon into a mortal woman again.

And it was in that form that Thessalonike of Macedon had appeared to Dracul Van Helsing and Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun on a pier on the Aegean Sea.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday July 8th
2021.

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Francis’ Troubles and The Demon Possessed Italian Historian

July 5, 2021 at 10:43 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

“I wonder what it was that caused Francis to get Diverticulitis Hemicolectomy?” Amadeus remarked as he looked at the photo.

“Probaby that huge tray of multi-layers of cheese and multi-layers of meatballs pasta that he ate,” Renfield suggested.

“That would do it all right,” Amadeus agreed.

. . .

Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds the Church of England’s leading exorcist was in an attic in the city of Rome performing an exorcism on the demon possessed Italian historian Roberto de Mattei.

He was being assisted in this by Tony Fausti of the Italian Weightlifters’ Association.

“I don’t like French split green pea soup,” the demon possessed Italian historian Roberto de Mattei commented as he vomitted alphabet soup all over the place, “That’s why I’m not barfing up French split green pea soup while my head is spinning like Linda Blair did in the 1973 film The Exorcist. I much prefer alphabet soup.”

The demon possessed historian spewed forth more alphabet soup.

“Look,” Fausti pointed, “These letters in the demonically spouted alphabet soup spell EMMANUEL MACRON over here and over there those letters in the demonically spouted alphabet soup spell COUGARS.”

Fausti sighed, “Well, I guess if we have to confront a demon, it might as well be a demon with a sense of humour.

“Be quiet, Tony,” Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds admonished, “This is serious business.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday July 5th
2021.

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Renfield’s Dutch Treat On A Dutch Canal

June 24, 2021 at 10:52 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Spy Tales, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield had received information from a confidential source that there was video evidence of the Covid-19 virus being released from the Wuhan Institute of Virology in late 2019.

The source told Renfield that the person with the video disc was willing to meet with him at a location on a canal in the Netherlands.

Renfield was warned by his friends to keep his guard up for the meeting.

Yesterday Renfield and his friend Amadeus Emanon narrowly missed being killed by a fountain pen bomb as part of a Communist Chinese Ministry of State Security assassination plot that had been ordered by CCP Supreme Leader and megalomaniacal dictator Xi Jinping.

Of course there was the immediate problem of how to get to Holland.

For Renfield was prone to sea sickness.

A few years back Renfield had barfed all over Prince Andrew the Duke of York who had been standing on a ship’s deck below Renfield.

And Renfield didn’t want to fly by airplane as four perfectly healthy British Airways pilots had recently died shortly after receiving the covid-19 vaccine.

Naturally both British Airways and the Boris Johnson government were denying that there was any connection between the healthy pilots’ deaths and the vaccine.

“As my late grandmother would have probably told me,” the unvaccinated Renfield told the unvaccinated Amadeus Emanon, “Don’t make a mistake and wind up a statistic no matter how many genetically modified idiots surround you.”

Renfield R. Renfield decided to fly over on one of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s eco-friendly environmentally friendly cannabis powered dirigible airships The Cannonball Express.

The flight was arranged and after arriving in Holland, Renfield set out by cannabis powered motorbike to the town where the canal was located.

Renfield waited on a bench overlooking the canal and took in the breathtakingly beautiful sight while he waited for his rendezvous contact to show up in a canal boat.

Renfield reached into the bag on his lap and took out a handful of jelly beans.

He had bought the jelly beans in a specialty candy store in a small town on his bike ride here to the canal.

Renfield’s favourite was the black jelly beans and so he ate all the other coloured beans first and then proceeded to eat the black jelly beans last.

Renfield was now down to his last jelly bean and his last black jelly bean.

As he reached into the bag to grab it, the last jelly bean slipped out of his hand and fell on to the small space of concrete that surrounded the bench.

Renfield sat there and looked down at the last jelly bean lying there on the ground.

He thought to himself, What would Amadeus do? 🤔

Renfield then lay down on the ground and picked up his last jelly bean.

It was a good thing he did for a dozen men in an approaching canal boat fired their machine guns at the exact place he had been sitting on the bench only a billionth of a nanosecond before.

The sound of bullets and machine gun fire just above his head alerted Renfield to the danger that he was in.

Renfield pulled a semi-automatic out of his trousers and blew the dozen assassins away to kingdom come.

The British MP later found out that the dozen assassins belonged to Russian President Vladimir Putin’s personal intelligence service.

The Russian leader was still ticked off at Renfield for using a controlled drone to fire bullets and destroy Putin’s priceless antique Bavarian beer mug collection a few years back.

Dutch police arrived on the scene and handed out tickets of €250 each to the dead Russians for not wearing lifejackets while being in the boat and currently floating on the water.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday June 24th
2021.

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