Francis’ Troubles and The Demon Possessed Italian Historian

July 5, 2021 at 10:43 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

“I wonder what it was that caused Francis to get Diverticulitis Hemicolectomy?” Amadeus remarked as he looked at the photo.

“Probaby that huge tray of multi-layers of cheese and multi-layers of meatballs pasta that he ate,” Renfield suggested.

“That would do it all right,” Amadeus agreed.

. . .

Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds the Church of England’s leading exorcist was in an attic in the city of Rome performing an exorcism on the demon possessed Italian historian Roberto de Mattei.

He was being assisted in this by Tony Fausti of the Italian Weightlifters’ Association.

“I don’t like French split green pea soup,” the demon possessed Italian historian Roberto de Mattei commented as he vomitted alphabet soup all over the place, “That’s why I’m not barfing up French split green pea soup while my head is spinning like Linda Blair did in the 1973 film The Exorcist. I much prefer alphabet soup.”

The demon possessed historian spewed forth more alphabet soup.

“Look,” Fausti pointed, “These letters in the demonically spouted alphabet soup spell EMMANUEL MACRON over here and over there those letters in the demonically spouted alphabet soup spell COUGARS.”

Fausti sighed, “Well, I guess if we have to confront a demon, it might as well be a demon with a sense of humour.

“Be quiet, Tony,” Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds admonished, “This is serious business.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday July 5th
2021.

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The Devil Is In The Details… and Also The Vaccine?

June 30, 2021 at 10:39 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Amadeus Emanon was in a confectionary store when he ran into the Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds the Vicar of Saint Genevieve’s Anglo-Catholic C. Of E. Parish in West London.

“Hello, Father Aidan,” Amadeus greeted the priest who was also the Church of England’s leading exorcist, “I hear you’ve booked a Set Enterprises dirigible airship to Rome.”

“That’s right,” Father Saint Edmunds nodded, “One of the few modes of transport left where you don’t have to use an EU approved 666 Mark of the Beast Vaccine Passport to travel.”

“What will you be doing in Rome?” Amadeus asked.

“I’ll be performing an exorcism on Italian history professor Roberto de Mattei who became demonically possessed as a result of receiving a vaccine for Covid-19,” Father Aidan explained.

“Wow,” Amadeus was astonished, “I had heard that there were a few side effects to the Covid vaccine but I didn’t know that demonic possession was among them.”

“Mr. de Mattei’s case is the most notable,” Father Aidan agreed, “I don’t know how many others are out there.”

“Why are you being called to Rome to do an exorcism?” Amadeus inquired, “Surely there are exorcists in the Diocese of Rome who could do exorcisms.”

“Yes but Pope Francis has abolished the office of exorcist in the Catholic Church,” Father Aidan noted.

“He has?” Amadeus was shocked, “Why?”.

“Bergoglio feels that exorcism of demons is harmful to ecumenism and inter-faith relations,” Father Aidan answered, “He’s hoping to sign a San Francisco Declaration with Anton Lavey’s Church of Satan similar to the Abu Dhabi Declaration he signed with the Grand Imam of Al-Azhar University.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday June 30th
2021.

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Spiderman At Pope Francis’ Wednesday General Audience

June 23, 2021 at 10:48 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was standing at the door of the Set Mansion.

He had just received via courier delivery a package from the Royal Jordanian Embassy in London.

The package contained a pen that had been sent to him as a gift by King Abdullah and Queen Rania of Jordan who were friends of his.

“What a lovely looking pen,” Amadeus Emanon commented as he went out the door, “I could use a pen like that to fill out all the forms that I’ll probably have to fill out at HM Revenue and Customs today.”

“Why don’t you take it with you?” Renfield suggested as he handed him the pen.

“Thanks,” Amadeus hopped into a waiting taxi.

Renfield’s smart phone then rang.

It was Set Enterprises’ Intelligence Unit secret agent Miranda Singh calling.

Apparently the Set Enterprises’ Intelligence Unit had discovered a plot by Communist China’s Ministry of State Security (MSS) to assassinate Renfield.

The plot involved sending a package that was postmarked with the stamp of the Royal Jordanian Embassy in London but was really a counterfeit stamp.

The package would contain a pen that was supposedly a gift from King Abdullah and Queen Rania of Jordan but was really a Final Farewell gift from Xi Jinping.

When one clicked the pen, a bomb would explode.

“My God,” said Renfield, “I lent that pen to Amadeus. He’s gone down to an HM Revenue and Customs Office with it.”

Renfield thanked Miranda Singh for the information and then headed out the door.

He jumped into his 1953 Jaguar XK 120 roadster

and took off.

As Renfield raced through the streets of London to get to the HM Revenue and Customs Office before Amadeus did, he ran over an intersectional feminist who was foolishly standing in the middle of an intersection.

When he arrived at the HM Revenue and Customs office, he grabbed Amadeus just as he was going up the steps.

“Amadeus,” Renfield exclaimed, “Don’t click that pen I lent you. It contains a bomb.”

“Really?” Amadeus blinked, “I just gave that pen to my Inland Revenue auditor as he was going up the steps. He said he was in need of a pen prior to our appointment.”

An explosion was heard coming from inside the building.

“I have the feeling you’ll soon be getting a new Inland Revenue auditor,” Renfield stated.

. . .

In Nashville, Tennessee, First Lady Jill Biden scolded Tennesseans for not getting vaccinated.

“Only three in ten Tennesseans are vaccinated,” she whined before telling the crowd of ten people who showed up to hear her that the vaccine was safe.

“You’re full of crap,” said the ghost of frontiersman Davy Crockett who showed up on the scene, “just like airheaded woke zombies who can’t stand the music scene in Kelowna British Columbia.”

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of the demons Baal and Baphomet visiting Italian history professor Roberto de Mattei.

The demons told de Mattei that Archbishop Carlo Maria Vigano was becoming a problem for the New World Order aka the Great Reset aka the 4th Industrial Revolution.

So Roberto de Mattei made the claim (under instructions from the demons Baal and Baphomet) that Archbishop Vigano had a double who was impersonating him and making outrageous claims in Vigano’s name.

What were these outrageous claims?

The first was made back in the summer of 2018 in which Archbishop Vigano claimed that Pope Francis was covering up for the pedophile and homosexual rape crimes of the predatory homosexual American Cardinal Theodore McCarrick the man who negotiated the Vatican pact with Communist China on behalf of Pope Francis.

The second claim was made in letters written by Archbishop Vigano throughout 2020 in which he said that Pope Francis was co-operating with the CCP (Chinese Communist Party), George Soros, Bill Gates and the World Economic Forum’s Klaus Schwab in trying to set up a Great Reset New World Order in which the super rich would continue to own private property but the middle class and the poor would not be allowed to.

This was an affront to Baal and Baphomet who had coined the slogan Build Back Better and so they enticed historian Roberto de Mattei to slander Archbishop Vigano.

. . .

In his Wednesday June 23rd 2021 General Audience, Pope Francis (protector of predatory homosexual clergy and friend of the Great Reset New World Order globalists) said that the old Christianity was dead and it was time for the new Christianity to take its place.

After that, Spiderman arrived on the scene.

Spiderman and Pope Francis shook hands.

And Spiderman presented Francis with a Spiderman mask.

Samhain Cardinal Salaman, who was watching the proceedings, said, “Well when it comes to deciding between the Marvel universe of super heroes and the DC universe of super heroes, we now know on which side the Pope stands.”

“Marvelous, simply marvelous,” said a man dressed up as Howard the Duck.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday June 23rd
2021.

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