Qonzilqointec In Stockholm
Qonzilqointec In Stockholm
The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec was walking the streets of Stockholm Sweden.
She was protected by Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s Sunblock For Vampiresses on her skin which prevented her from being quite literally burnt to a crisp on a sunny Stockholm afternoon on the last day of May 2020.
Sweden (the birthplace of Scandinavian social democracy) had not instituted a lockdown during the pandemic.
And while its Covid-19 death rate of 319 deaths per million was far higher than lockdown Norway’s death rate of 40 per million and lockdown Denmark’s death rate of 91 per million, Sweden’s death rate was still lower than that of extreme lockdown Italy, extreme lockdown Spain and the extreme lockdown United Kingdom.
This naturally upset the leftist news media throughout the world as well as numerous U.S. Democratic Party politicians in the U.S. who were hoping that locking multitudes of people in their homes and forbidding them to attend public worship services would bring about the necessary spiritual conditions for the Antichrist to emerge on the world stage and finally proclaim the New World Order (for which George Soros, Bill Gates and Pope Francis had thanklessly worked their asses off the past few years).
Qonzilqointec was in Sweden because the Set Enterprises intelligence network had heard that representatives of the Communist Chinese government in Beijing and representatives of the Havana based Neo-Nazi billionaire Robur Pike were meeting in Stockholm.
China’s paramount leader Xi Jinping and the Neo-Nazi billionaire Robur Pike had joined forces to finance the rioting and looting part of the protests in U.S. cities over the Minneapolis murder of Afro-American George Floyd by white policeman Derek Chauvin.
It was advantageous to Xi to have mass violent protests in the U.S. so he could crush Hong Hong autonomy and maybe even invade Taiwan and forcibly make both integral parts of the Chinese Communist state while Donald Trump was preoccupied with domestic unrest in America.
And who knows maybe invade and annex other countries in Asia after that.
You probably wouldn’t want to tell this to Xi Jinping’s face but he seemed to be very much turning into a Chinese version of Japan’s Hideki Tojo (the militaristic Prime Minister of Japan during the Second World War).
As for Robur Pike, he was a genetic clone of Confederate Brigadier Gen. and Supreme Scottish Rite Freemasonic leader Albert Pike.
Robur Pike had been genetically cloned in a laboratory in Knoxville, Tennessee back in 1966 by Dr. Eckhart Fromm a Nazi scientist brought to the United States in Operation Paperclip.
Fromm had cloned Robur Pike from locks of hair belonging to Albert Pike.
Fromm died in a parachuting accident a few months later so his knowledge of genetic cloning was lost.
It was only Bill Clinton’s decision in the 1990s to spend trillions of dollars to map the human genome that would finally allow today’s scientists to accumulate the knowledge of genetic cloning that Dr. Eckhart Fromm had in his mind.
Robur Pike, like Charles Manson of mass murdering hippy fame, longed for a race war in the U.S.
Thus Pike and Xi had formed a mutual alliance and were funding white supremacists and Antifa members to travel throughout American cities and riot, loot and burn ostensibly to honour the memory of homicide victim George Floyd.
Xi’s and Pike’s representatives were meeting in neutral Stockholm.
Qonzilqointec approached the Stockholm restaurant where the two sides were meeting.
A leprechaun on a bicycle outside the restaurant handed her the crossbow and arrow that belonged to the Celtic stag god Cernunnos.
Qonzilqointec entered the restaurant and shot the representatives of both sides- Chinese Communist and Neo-Nazi.
The waiter had just arrived with their order- a special request order of Sweet and Sour Swedish meatballs.
Unfortunately both sides were now too dead to enjoy it.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday May 31st
2020.
Esperanza Ramirez
Esperanza Ramirez
By night, Esperanza Ramirez worked as a singer in a Havana lounge.
By day, she occasionally did intelligence work for London-based Set Enterprises if they felt the need to know what was really going on in Cuba.
Today Esperanza Ramirez sat in her late 1950s convertible with the hood up and the doors open and smoked a cigar as she kept her eyes on the hacienda of the Neo-Nazi billionaire Robur Pike just down the street.
So far Robur Pike had been visited by representatives of the Iranian Islamic Revolutionary Guard, the American CIA, the Israeli Mossad, the Saudi Secret Intelligence Service and the IBC.
In London, British MP Renfield R. Renfield and Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing were reading text messages from Esperanza Ramirez on Huawei smart phones.
“An interesting array of clientele visiting Pike,” Van Helsing remarked.
“What is Pike doing meeting the President of the International Biscuit Company (IBC)?” Renfield mused aloud.
“Perhaps he wants to order some more biscuits,” Renfield’s friend Amadeus Emanon answered as he helped himself to some more tea biscuits to go with his tea.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday June 17th
2019.
Qonzilqointec Encounters Neo-Nazi Billionaire In Dubai
Wearing protective sunblock invented for her by Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher, the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec was walking the streets of Dubai.
After touring Dubai’s extensive fashion district, she went to have lunch in a restaurant atop one of the city’s sky scraping towers.
It was while she was having lunch that she recognized the Havana-based Neo-Nazi billionaire Robur Pike sitting in the very same restaurant.
Robur Pike who called himself Robur The Conquerer II flew around in a giant propeller powered airship called The Albatross II.
Robur Pike had been genetically cloned from locks of hair belonging to Confederate Brigadier-General Albert Pike (a high-ranking Scottish Rite Freemason, Lucifer worshipper, racist and Ku Klux Klansman) in a Knoxville, Tennessee genetics laboratory back in 1966 by a Nazi scientist Dr. Eckhart Fromm who had been brought to the United States through Operation Paperclip.
Robur Pike lived in Havana, Cuba (due to the huge financial donations he ironically gave the Cuban Communist Party) because that was the city his DNA father Albert Pike envisioned as the capital of a vast slave empire that would include not only the Confederate States of America but also Mexico and various Central American and Caribbean states as well as the South American nation of Brazil.
Various wealthy landowners in Mexico, Central America and Brazil as well as generals in those nations’ armies sympathetic to the cause were prepared to throw their support behind the Confederacy and send troops and soldiers north in support of the Confederacy to battle the Union Army.
The plan fell apart in a meeting in 1864 between Jefferson Davis (President of the Confederate States of America), Albert Pike and Robert E. Lee.
Lee who had only assumed command in the Confederate Army because his beloved home region of northern Virginia had voted to join the Confederacy was opposed to the plan.
Lee, a devout Christian, had become personally an abolitionist over time and while he supported the right of the southern states to secede (something that was actually granted in the U.S. Constitution), he personally thought the Confederacy would have to come to abolish slavery itself because he became convinced that no modern nation could be built on such an abhorrent institution.
Lee told Davis that if the Confederate President backed the Pike Plan, he Lee would join the Union Army.
The plan fell apart.
And Pike (the founder of the Knights of the Golden Circle the Masonic paramilitary group that backed the idea of an intercontinental slave empire of the Americas) never forgave Lee.
But disciples of the Devil can have the last laugh for a while in history.
Beginning in 2015, the brainless anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans of Antifa sought to have statues of Robert E. Lee torn down throughout the south with their efforts being applauded by brainless liberal allies in the U.S. news media and brainless liberal U.S. politicians.
Totally oblivious to the fact that Lee had in fact saved the Union through his rejection of the Pike Plan.
But such is the attitude of a narcissistic nation that had in 2016 elected a narcissistic President.
For even most U.S. historians (including those at Harvard and Yale) were unaware of Pike’s plan.
A Master’s Degree History student from Brazil who was researching the papers of powerful Brazilian families and generals from the 19th Century knew about the Pike, Davis and Lee meeting.
But since American academia seemed to ignore the role that other world powers tried to play in the U.S. Civil War, such efforts being undertaken outside the U.S. did not fall under their radar.
And Lee had his statues taken down.
And Lee’s Battle Flag of Northern Virginia was adopted as the symbol of segregation by the Ku Klux Klux only in the 1950s.
The so-called Confederate Flag as it was called by brainless northern liberals never was the flag of the Confederate States of America but was in fact Lee’s battle flag for northern Virginia.
But Lee would come to be regarded with opprobrium in 21st Century America while Pike’s statue would continue to stand in Washington DC and Pike would be regarded as a respected Scottish Rite Freemasonic authority the author of the standard Freemasonic text Morals and Dogma.
Qonzilqointec got a text message from British MP Renfield R. Renfield as she gazed over at Pike.
Renfield wondered with Qonzilqointec being over in Dubai, if she’d keep her eyes and ears open as to who might be responsible for today’s attacks on two oil tankers in the Gulf of Oman.
Renfield said he couldn’t put much stock in U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo’s statement that Iran was responsible for the “unprovoked attacks” because as Renfield put it, “He would say that wouldn’t he?”.
A month earlier, 4 oil tankers were slightly damaged in an unclaimed attack off the United Arab Emirates.
The U.S. had blamed Iran for those attacks as well.
Qonzilqointec mentioned to Renfield that Pike was in Dubai and the attack on the Japanese owned Kokuka Courageous and Norwegian owned Front Altair oil tankers were the sort of dirty shenanigans he might be involved in.
“That is interesting,” Renfield sipped his 12 year old single malt highland whisky as he texted, “I wonder who Robur might be working for? The Iranians, the U.S. or in one of those twisted ironies of history, the Israelis? Since it’s an open geopolitical secret that Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu would like nothing less than a U.S. war of regime change coming to Iran.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday June 13th
2019.
Pike’s Peak
Pan Goatee was getting out a lot more as the city’s long cold winter was coming to an end.
Sadly so were the city’s vast array of repulsively ugly looking women.
The genetic interbreeding between the city’s stupid white males (whom the brainless Neo-Nazis considered the master race) and the city’s walruses, stoats and sewer rats had produced a vast array of ugliness unsurpassed in human history.
What passed for female among much of the city’s population no doubt was the reason why Calgary-Centre was the federal constituency with the greatest proportion of male homosexuals in Canada even higher than the numerous fruit belts on Canada’s West Coast.
Goatee was just returning from a McDonald’s restaurant when sadly a fat ugly blimp came waddling up the street ruining what had been until then a great spring evening.
Goatee once again clutched his trusty laser astral machete and beheaded the loathsome creature.
He cut the body up into 666 trillion pieces and once again called on his trusted confrere Krampus The 2nd of the DARPA Hazardous Waste Disposal and Removal Unit to bag up the remains and take them to the flames of Tartarus to be burnt.
It was no doubt this which was the primary cause of climate change and not bovine flatulence as the airheads behind the Green New Deal would suggest.
. . .
Donald Trump was pissed off.
How dare Republican Senators in his own party vote to overturn his declaration of a national emergency?
“I’ve been stabbed in the back,” Trump angrily pounded his desk.
“Beware the Ides of March, Julius, beware the ides of March,” Trump’s pet Norwegian blue parrot squawked from inside his cage.
Trump looked at the date on his calendar.
March 15th.
What was this Ides of March that his parrot was referring to?
Trump’s Norwegian blue parrot, of course, had a classical education.
Trump himself did not.
. . .
The ET gray Gali-Gula (possessed by the ghost of the late earthling ancient Roman Emperor Caligula) sat in a Toronto nightclub where indoor pot smoking was allowed.
This would allow other people to see him as people only seemed to be able to see him when they were high on cannabis smoke.
When his good friend Justin Trudeau had his genetically created marijuana smoking desert cactus plant called Strawberry Fields Forever available to him in the Prime Ministerial Greenhouse, he was able to talk to Justin because then the Prime Minister could see him after inhaling the desert cactus plant’s exhaled pot smoke.
But as soon as Canada arrested Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou, Chinese intelligence agents had abducted the cannabis inhaling prickly little creature and were holding him hostage in a re-education camp for transgendered Uighurs in western China in exchange for Meng’s release.
Gali-Gula watched the television where it was announced that Scarborough Ontario born and raised YouTube comedian Lilly Singh would be hosting her own late night TV talk show on NBC starting this fall:
I imagine Justin would be pleased to hear that a Canadian would be hosting a late night talk show on a major U.S. network, Gali-Gula thought.
Scarborough Ontario born and raised Lilly Singh hosting a late night talk show in the fall
. . .
Neo-Nazi billionaire Robur Pike was currently visiting Rome on business.
The man who had been genetically cloned from locks of hair belonging to the racist Freemasonic practicing occultist Confederate Brigadier-General Albert Pike in a Knoxville Tennessee laboratory by Nazi scientist Dr. Eckhart Fromm back in 1966 (Dr. Fromm had been smuggled into the U.S. along with other leading Nazi scientists through Operation Paperclip at the end of World War II).
Pike had ordered himself a glass of champagne to toast today’s racist terrorist attacks on two mosques in Christchurch New Zealand which killed 49 people and injured 48 others.
Promoting hatred and intolerance between difference races and religions was one surefire way to restore the Thousand Year Reich of the Nazis.
Pike smiled as he thought of all the carnage down in Christchurch.
. . .
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was spending Friday night alone.
The ghosts of Orson Welles and Winston Churchill were down in Purgatory attending a lecture given by the ghost of Rev. Ian Paisley on what Brexit will mean for Northern Ireland.
His friends Amadeus Emanon and Angelique Dumont were out on a date.
And the entire country seemed to have lost its senses over the possibility of the United Kingdom facing a no deal Brexit.
Renfield wondered whether it was a trick of light and shadow on this night but it almost looked like the sinister shadow of a swastika was trying to envelop the marble bust head of Sir Winston Churchill in his office.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday March 15th
2019.
Aztec Vampire Princess To Be Hung In Venezuela While Pope Francis Meets Che Guevara’s Ghost In Panama
The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec about to be hung at a Nicolas Maduro compound in Caracas Venezuela
For the past few years, the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec had been plotting to overthrow the Stalinist government of President Nicolas Maduro in Venezuela.
Almost 2 weeks ago she had poisoned the head of Venezuela’s intelligence service on the date of Nicolas Maduro’s 2nd inauguration as President of Venezuela (he had won a fraudulent election last year in a campaign boycotted by the Opposition).
Now she had been captured by Maduro’s Venezuelan security services and was about to be hung.
Her secret whereabouts in Caracas had been revealed to the security services by the fallen Archangel Samael (who was the angel of death according to the Babylonian Talmud and was the entity (it wasn’t Lucifer the Devil) called Satan in the Book of Job).
Samael like Qonzilqointec lived in Mexico.
He had been living there since the early 1930s and had become a transitioning transgendered demon while living there in that decade of the ’30s (in that respect he was decades ahead of his time).
While transitioning and putting on women’s clothing, Samael had changed his name to Santa Muerte (the Spanish feminine name for Saint Death).
He/she was now of course the patron saint of drug gangs and drug dealers in Mexico.
Samael/Santa Muerte had always considered the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec a rival for power in both Mexico and throughout Latin America.
When he found out she had gone to her secret revolutionary headquarters in Caracas on this day, he reported it to the Venezuelan security services who raided the place and arrested her.
When Santa Muerte heard the news of Qonzilqointec’s arrest and soon to be subsequent hanging, he/she drank 13 bottles of tequila, ate 13 worms from those bottles and plotted going over to the Aztec vampire princess’ Mexico City penthouse apartment to help himself/herself to Qonzilqointec’s lovely collection of skirts and dresses for himself/herself.
Ironically enough, the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec was about to be hung on the same day that Venezuela’s National Assembly head and Opposition leader Juan Guaido had sworn himself in as interim President of Venezuela in a move recognized by Canada, the U.S., Argentina, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Costa Rica, Guatemala, Honduras, Panama, Paraguay, Peru and Ecuador.
The Mexican government was waiting to see if Qonzilqointec would be hung first before announcing any change in policy.
Bolivia, Cuba, El Salvador and Nicaragua (all leftist governments on good terms with the Jesuit Pope Francis) were still recognizing Maduro as Venezuela’s President.
And speaking of Pope Francis, he was in Panama to attend World Youth Day events.
Prior to attending those events, the Pontiff would be meeting with the ghost of Che Guevara who was recently granted a dispensation by the Greek god Hades and the Norse goddess Hel (at Pope Francis’ request) to leave the Underworld for a brief time period.
Meanwhile in Havana Cuba where ironically the Neo-Nazi billionaire Robur Pike (a genetic clone of the Freemasonic racist Lucifer worshipping Confederate Brigadier-General Albert Pike) lived, Serena the Time Travelling magician was plotting his death.
Robur Pike who called himself Robur The Conqueror II (after Jules Verne’s character) flew around Cuba and the world in a Robur The Conqueror style airship.
Serena the Time Traveler was planning to use her steampunk missile gun to shoot it down.
Serena the Time Traveler ready to shoot down Robur The Conqueror II’s airship.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday January 23rd
2019.
Robur Pike vs. Lev Tomi
Robur Pike vs. Lev Tomi
The Neo-Nazi billionaire Robur Pike was in the United States 🇺🇸 launching preparations for a 2nd American Civil War.
A Civil War that Pike hoped this time the Ku Klux Klan sympathizers would win.
Lev Tomi the Secretary of The UN Secretariat On The Environment and Climate Change looked out the window of his UN building office in New York City.
Lev Tomi in his mortal life had been Leon Trotsky.
When Spanish born Stalinist NKVD agent Ramon Mercader attacked Trotsky (on Stalin’s orders) with an ice axe and delivered him a fatal wound to the head in Mexico City on August 20th 1940, it was announced the next day August 21st 1940 that Trotsky had succumbed to his ice axe induced head wounds and died.
What in fact happened was that at around midnight the late evening of August 20th/early morning of August 21st, Trotsky was visited by the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec in his hospital room and was made an offer by the beautiful sexy and sensual extremely young looking vampiress.
After he agreed to Qonzilqointec’s terms, the Aztec vampiress then bit Trotsky on the neck and turned him into a vampire.
It was later announced several hours afterwards that Trotsky had died so that Stalin would think he had triumphed and not bother sending any more assassins to try to bump Trotsky off.
Now Trotsky (thanks to Pope Francis and his papal encyclicals and various papal statements) stood on the brink of heading a Fourth International Communist One World Government.
The only thing that stood in his way was the United States of America.
But thanks to a racist populist demagogue, America stood on the brink of a 2nd American Civil War.
Of course numerous idiots on the American Left were helping the cause of advancing a 2nd American Civil War (the Marxist inclined idiot Michael Moore after a recent visit on the Bill Maher Show could certainly take a bow in that respect).
But it would be the Trotskyites or the Neo-Nazi Ku Klux Klan alliance that would emerge as the ultimate victors in the civil war.
And it was Robur Pike that was the ultimate power behind the Ku Klux Klan Neo-Nazi alliance just like it was Lev Tomi (the former Leon Trotsky) who was the ultimate power behind the forces of the Fourth International trying to seize power in the USA to turn it into the USSA (United States of Soviet America).
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday July 5th
2018.
Over 85 years ago, a racist populist demagogue took power in a Western industrialized nation- Germany.
Here was a photo montage music video I made 10 years ago about that racist populist demagogue and how he seduced an entire country:
Brutus Campbell: White Supremacist Idiot and Asshole Extraordinaire
Brutus Campbell: White Supremacist Idiot and Asshole Extraordinaire
Many of the conversations British MP Renfield R. Renfield was having with the ghost of Sir Winston Churchill these days centered on the rising Neo-Nazi movement in the world.
Churchill’s ghost and Renfield would often work late into the night discussing the dangerous and growing phenomenon.
The backbone of the global Neo-Nazi movement was a Neo-Nazi billionaire called Robur Pike who lived in Havana, Cuba of all places.
The reason Pike chose Havana is because it was supposed to be the capital of a racist and slave owning empire visualized by Pike’s DNA genetic father Albert Pike (a racist Confederate civil war Brigadier General and the head of American Scottish Rite Freemasonry in the late 19th Century whose locks of hair a Nazi scientist (brought to America through the post WWII Operation Paperclip) used to clone in a laboratory in Knoxville Tennessee back in 1966 to genetically create Robur Pike) but unfortunately for Pike, the Confederacy lost the Civil War thanks to Robert E. Lee telling Pike in Jefferson Davis’ Confederate Presidential office in a heated exchange between the two generals that there was no way on God’s green Earth that he was going to accept the help of racist slave owners in Brazil to create a race based slave empire across the southern United States, Mexico, Central America, the islands of the Caribbean and northern South America including Brazil.
If Jefferson Davis accepted the Pike Plan, he Lee would join forces with the Union.
So the refusal of foreign intervention by wealthy Brazilian landowners on behalf of the Confederacy ensured the Union’s victory.
Today leftist Marxist and anarchist assholes in the U.S. are demanding that all statues of Robert E. Lee be torn down or removed from public view while nary a peep is raised about statues of the openly racist, white supremacist and swastika worshiping Albert Pike (yes Pike worshiped the Swastika and praised the Aryan race at Thule the capital of a supposedly superior white civilization in Northern Europe called Hyperborea- he was a Nazi even before there was a Nazi movement in Germany) being on open display in various locales across the U.S. including Washington DC.
Renfield was also informed by a close source in Calgary, Alberta, Canada that there was a house painter in that city (appropriately the same trade that Germany’s future Fuhrer was as a young man) called Brutus Campbell who was openly calling for the deportation of all blacks, Asians and even native indigenous aboriginal First Nations (who were actually here first in the Americas before anyone else) from Canada and make Canada a whites only country.
Hitler’s ghost and Albert Pike’s ghost were still going strong even in the world of the 21st Century.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday June 8th
2018.
Disclaimer: Any resemblance between assholes living or dead is purely intentional.
The Aztec Vampiress Qonzilqointec, Turkey’s Tyrant, Raúl Castro’s Successor and The Neo-Nazi Billionaire
The Aztec Vampiress Qonzilqointec, Turkey’s Tyrant, Raúl Castro’s Successor and A Neo-Nazi Billionaire
The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec was on her way to meet Raúl Castro’s handpicked successor Miguel Díaz-Canel in the Cuban 🇨🇺 capital of Havana.
Pic of Qonzilqointec on her way to meet Cuba’s next President Miguel Díaz-Canel:
She was meeting with the new leader to see if he was going to become a total despot like Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro who was Hugo Chavez’s successor (she was already plotting Maduro’s overthrow with Dracul Van Helsing, British MP Renfield R. Renfield and the ghost of Sir Winston Churchill).
On her way to meet Díaz-Canel, she ran into her lover Dracul Van Helsing who was in Havana to monitor the suspicious activities of the Neo-Nazi billionaire Robur Pike.
(For more on the background of Robur Pike, please read:
https://draculvanhelsing.wordpress.com/2017/02/02/robur-the-conquerer-ii-in-havana/
)
When Dracul saw the sexy and sensual Aztec vampiress wearing her topless gold mini dress, he asked her how much of a hurry she was in to meet Miguel Díaz-Canel.
She adjusted her skirt and replied that she might have a few hours to spare.
So she went to Dracul’s hotel room and spent the next several hours making wild passionate love to him.
. . .
Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan had left an extremely nasty comment on British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Facebook page.
The comment was in retaliation for Renfield arranging the circumstances whereby the Celtic horned god Cernunnos was busy killing Turkish soldiers who were undertaking a genocidal campaign against the Kurds in the Afrin region of northwestern Syria 🇸🇾.
An hour later, Russian President Vladimir Putin likewise posted a nasty comment on Renfield’s Facebook page.
The remark was in retaliation for Cernunnos likewise killing Russian soldiers at a base in Syria.
“So,” Sir Winston Churchill’s ghost remarked as he chewed on the tip of his spectral cigar and sipped from his spectral glass of brandy, “I see the fascist despot Erdogan has brought forward the date of presidential and parliamentary elections in Turkey 🇹🇷 from November 2019 to this coming June 24th.”
“I guess considering the bad shape Turkey’s economy is in thanks to the fascist despot’s misrule and the defeat that Prince Vlad Dracula, Cernunnos, the Byzantine vampiress Theodora and the Israeli Controller of The Golem will soon inflict on Turkish forces in Syria, Erdogan figures he better call the election now so he can hurry up and pave the way to make himself Sultan of a revived Ottoman Empire,” Renfield remarked.
“I fear that’s very much the case,” Churchill frowned.
“If only I could find a way to convince Theresa May to start a campaign to get that bum kicked out of NATO,” Renfield rubbed his chin. 🤔
. . .
German Chancellor Angela Merkel was in her office when suddenly the ancient Egyptian frog 🐸 headed god Kek appeared to her.
“Sweet Jesus,” she said in language designed to offend any pagan deity, “did anyone ever tell you that you look a lot like that Internet meme Pepe the Frog 🐸?”.
“So I’ve been told,” Kek’s tongue wrestled with Mrs. Merkel’s Venus fly trap office plant for control of a fly to eat.
“What are you doing here in Germany?” Mrs. Merkel asked.
“Well having spent several days visiting the fascists and Neo-Nazis in the alt-right movement in the U.S., I’m now visiting the fascists and neo-Nazis in the anti-immigrant and anti-foreigner AfD (Alternative fur Deutschland),” Kek smiled as he licked his lips after eating both the Venus fly trap and the fly.
“Germany will never succumb to Naziism again,” said Mrs. Merkel.
“There is a man called Robur Pike who says otherwise,” Kek belched with the sound and fury of an Egyptian god of chaos.
“Who’s Robur Pike?” Mrs. Merkel asked.
Kek laughed and laughed until he had an amphibian bowel movement of massive proportions.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday April 18th
2018.
The New Nazi-Russian Pact
The New Nazi-Russian Pact
At the suggestion of the grey wolf formerly known as Adolf, Lilith asked the Norse god Thor to go to Hades for her and request the release of Rasputin’s spirit from the Underworld to go up to Russia and again create havoc like he had done for the Czarist government in the previous century.
Rasputin’s spirit promptly entered the body of a Russian Eurasian brown bear and possessed it.
The grey wolf possessed by the spirit of Adolf Hitler and the Russian Eurasian brown bear possessed by the spirit of Grigori Rasputin then signed a treaty today agreeing to someday mutually attack a certain country in the Middle East.
The treaty was signed aboard a Jules Verne visualized helicopter airship that bore the name Albatross II and was owned by the mysterious enigmatic individual known as Robur The Conquerer II.
The witnesses to the treaty were the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith, the little green frog Nimrod and the cigarette smoking demon Asmodeus.
The treaty was signed on this the 78th Anniversary of the original Nazi-Soviet Pact.
. . .
Hillary Clinton sat at the table drinking her glass of lemonade.
She was angry about what a Fox News commentator said about her this morning.
The Fox News commentator had said that she had lost her marbles.
Imagine that, Hillary harrumphed.
She, Hillary Clinton, had lost her marbles.
Sheesh.
What would they say next?
Hillary looked at her guest sitting across the table from her- Dr. Harvey Nash the world’s greatest bunny rabbit mathematician- 6 ft. 6 in height, pinkish coloured fur, jade green eyes wearing an extremely large pair of spectacles 👓 on his pinkish bunny rabbit nose and whiskers and who, when he spoke, had a voice that sounded a lot like the late Hollywood actor Jimmy Stewart.
Hillary had recently started seeing Dr. Harvey Nash the world’s greatest bunny rabbit mathematician and had hired him to mathematically examine the tweets of Donald Trump to see if Trump was sending coded messages to Russian President Vladimir Putin through his tweets.
She had informed the editorial boards of The Washington Post and The New York Times about Dr. Harvey Nash’s assignment and they told her that they eagerly awaited the results of the investigation with editors from both papers sincerely saying maybe Dr. Nash’s inquiries should be the subject of a Congressional inquiry.
To be fair, she had also contacted Fox News about bunny rabbit mathematician Dr. Harvey Nash’s investigation.
But she never heard back from them.
The only thing she got was some nasty Fox News commentator saying that she Hillary had lost her marbles.
“Would you like another glass of lemonade, dear?” Bill called from the kitchen.
“No thanks,” Hillary said.
“But you had originally asked for 2 glasses of lemonade,” Bill pointed out.
“Well,” said Hillary, “I was originally wanting a glass for our guest but you didn’t bring him one.”
“What guest would that be, dear?” Bill asked.
Hillary shook her head and smiled at Dr. Harvey Nash the world’s greatest bunny mathematician as he mathematically found a coded message to President Putin in a single 3-letter tweet of Trump that said, WTF?.
“I think Bill is the one losing his marbles around here,” Hillary laughed.
“So no second glass of lemonade then, dear?” Bill asked again.
“No, but do bring some carrots 🥕,” Hillary said when she noticed how famished Dr. Harvey Nash looked.
“Did you say carrots?” Bill’s voice sounded quizzical from the kitchen.
“Yes, I said carrots,” Hillary sounded exasperated, “and really big ones too.”
“Chelsea,” Bill’s voice rang out, “will you go dig some carrots out of the garden? I’ve eaten carrots but I’ve never dug.”
“The carrots will be along shortly,” Hillary smiled at Dr. Harvey Nash the world’s greatest bunny rabbit mathematician.
. . .
Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan was modelling the robes he would wear when he proclaimed himself the new Sultan of the revived Ottoman Empire (after he had held a national referendum rigged in his favour of course).
The designer of the robes was none other than the great Milan fashion designer 👩🎨 Fabius Faberge.
Erdogan had hired Fabius Faberge to design his Ottoman Sultan robes on the recommendation of British singer Sir Elton John.
“How do they look?” Erdogan asked Fabius Faberge as the Turkish leader twirled around in his robes.
“Fabulous,” Fabius Faberge answered.
August 23rd 2017 was indeed an inauspicious beginning to future geopolitical events on the world stage.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday August 23rd
2017.
Dracul Van Helsing 
Civil War II
August 16, 2017 at 3:42 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (Albert Pike, Antifa, Robert E. Lee, Robur Pike, Robur The Conquerer II, The Albatross II, Vladimir Putin)
“I really don’t know what Kim Jong-un’s problem is,” Russian President Vladimir Putin explained to the Chinese Ambassador, “you just have to look at far-right idiots battling far-left idiots in the recent protests and demonstrations over Confederate statues in the U.S. to realize America is falling apart of its own accord. There’s no need to nuke the country.”
The past few days had seen clashes between Neo-Nazi and KKK scumbags and Antifa and Anarchist-Marxist scumbags in Charlottesville Virginia over the removal of Confederate General Robert E. Lee’s statue, Antifa terrorists and thugs forcibly tearing down a statue of a Confederate soldier in Durham, North Carolina and someone had spray painted vulgar graffiti on the Lincoln Memorial.
Putin added, “As Lincoln himself said, A house divided against itself cannot stand.”
. . .
Robur The Conquerer II sailed in his airship The Albatross II across America the same route that next week’s solar eclipse would take.
The man whose real name was Robur Pike was a genetic clone created from locks of hair of Confederate Brigadier-General Albert Pike by Nazi scientist Dr. Eckhart Fromm back in 1966.
He was pleased with the protests.
For General Robert E. Lee had thought slavery was a bad idea and wouldn’t survive in the long run, originally wanted to fight for the Union, in fact was Lincoln’s first choice for commanding the Union Army but only decided to join the Confederacy when his home state of Virginia voted to secede in April 1861 as Lee could not bring himself to fight against his home state.
But no doubt the riff raff fighting for both sides- the Neo-Nazi – KKK alliance and the Antifa-Anarchist-Marxist alliance to say nothing of all the brainless gutless politicians across the land who wanted to remove statues of Lee were too stupid and too ignorant of history to be aware of all this..
Lee had died saying, “So far from engaging in a war to perpetuate slavery, I am rejoiced that slavery is abolished. I believe it will be greatly for the interests of the South.”
Lee only had his U.S. citizenship restored posthumously in 1975.
While Confederate General Albert Pike (the man behind the founding of the KKK and the head of Scottish Rite Freemasonry in America) never lost his U.S. citizenship and is buried in the Masonic House of The Temple in Washington D.C.
He is also the only Confederate military officer with an outdoor statue in Washington DC.
He died after a life time of writing about Swastikas and the Aryan race and how they were created by a group of god men from the stars (ideas later adopted by the Nazis in Germany).
Pike’s ideas were especially thoroughly believed in by the SS (and his ideas of god men from the stars intervening in Darwinian evolution to create a superior breed of hominids promoted by the Ancient Aliens TV series on the History Channel though not its racist overtones).
History was unfair, Robur Pike chuckled to himself.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday August 16th
2017.
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