Samael Satan Santa Muerte In The Midst of Hurricane Michael

October 10, 2018 at 11:15 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Samael Satan Santa Muerte In The Midst of Hurricane Michael

The fallen Archangel Samael (who was actually the entity called Satan in the Book of Job and not Lucifer the Devil) is in the middle of the vortex that is Hurricane Michael as it weaves its path of destruction.

Samael, who had been spending a great deal of time in Mexico where he was worshiped as the spectral figure of Santa Muerte (depicted as a female Saint since Samael dressed in drag for this apparition after having fallen prey to a psychoanalysis session conducted by the bisexual transgendered goat-Human hybrid demon god Baphomet) by the Mexican drug cartels, drug dealers and various drug gang members, had heard of the tropical storm that was named Michael.

Since Michael was his old nemesis who had thrown him out of Heaven (Michael having done the very same to the first rebellious Archangel Lucifer the Devil also called the Ancient Serpent and the Great Dragon), Samael decided to take revenge on his old nemesis by entering the eye of the tropical storm and turning it into a hurricane to wreak great destruction.

This would be his vengeance against Michael.

Hell hath no fury like a fallen Archangel thrown out of Heaven.

. . .

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was in his greenhouse inhaling marijuana smoke 💨 being exhaled by his genetically created pot smoking desert cactus 🌵 plant that he had named Strawberry Fields Forever.

He was also practicing a Guided Imagery Visualization exercise that he had read in a New Age book that came highly recommended by Oprah.

Then his spirit guide adviser appeared to him who was none other than Gali-Gula an ET Gray from the planet Nibiru who was possessed by the spirit of the ancient earthling Roman Emperor Caligula.

Only this time unlike his previous appearances, Gali-Gula had two heads instead of one.

“Wow, you have two heads,” said an impressed Justin, “Totally far out, man.”

“I don’t really have two heads,” Gali-Gula looked in the mirror to make sure, “Only you inhaled pot and practiced Guided Imagery Visualization at the same time. Something you should never do. Like drinking and driving, they don’t mix. That’s why you see me with an extra head.”

“Wow, imagine the shape I’d be in if I encountered a hundred headed hydra then,” Justin was starting to get a bad case of the munchies and ordered a super deluxe pizza 🍕 on his smart phone.

“What did you want to talk to me about?” Gali-Gula asked the Canadian Prime Minister.

“What did I want to talk to you about?” Justin scratched his second head as he looked at his reflection in the mirror, “Oh, what did you think of my saving the NAFTA Trade Deal at the last moment?”.

“You didn’t save the NAFTA Trade Deal at the last moment and the deal is now called the USMCA,” Gali-Gula answered as he sucked on a lollipop 🍭 as Strawberry Fields Forever hoisted a sailing ⛵️ ship mast on his prickly person and started to sing an old Shirley Temple song from the 1930s.

“I didn’t and it is?” Justin fell back on the greenhouse’s soft carpeted floor (the Prime Minister had ordered the greenhouse floor to be carpeted to prevent further head injury to himself), “Wow. This is really turning into the trip of a lifetime.”

“Yes, what happened is when the NAFTA talks with Canada were on the verge of collapse last week, your Foreign Affairs Minister Chrystia Freeland hired British dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes to tomato 🍅 Donald Trump’s buttocks and get him to do something to save the deal. After he was unable to sit down, Trump asked his son-in-law Jared Kushner to do something to save the talks. So Kushner went in at the last hour and saved the deal that became the USMCA,” Gali-Gula explained as he blew a twenty foot bubble with a piece of bubble gum.

“So it was Jared Kushner that saved our trade deal with the U.S.?” Justin sighed as the ET gray burst his bubble, “No wonder Ivanka turned down my marriage proposal.”

. . .

London dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes was waiting outside Westminster Abbey where she was waiting for Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing to show up.

Both Sherrielock and Dracul had been hired by Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to prevent a combined mermaid-Russian invasion of Israel.

As Dracul approached the lovely immortal dominatrix, Sherrielock said to him,

“Why, Dracul, what a big Cossack fur hat you have.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday October 10th
2018.

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Baphomet News Network Editorial On American Politics

September 22, 2018 at 6:46 pm (Commentary, Culture, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

Baphomet News Network Editorial On American Politics

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was picking up yet another Baphomet News Network broadcast from Hell on his psychic lobster antennae.

Baphomet News Network Announcer: And here with today’s network editorial is the Baphomet News Network’s Chief Editorialist-
Comrade Daimonicus Commentarius…

Comrade Daimonicus Commentarius: Hi, I’m Comrade Daimonicus Commentarius with your editorial for the last day of summer in the Northern Hemisphere- Saturday, September 22nd 2018.

One of the quotes of the Enemy that a lot of mortals misinterpret is, “And if Satan casts out Satan, he is divided against himself; how then shall his kingdom stand?”.

That means of course that Satan will not cast out Satan, Beelzebub will not cast out Beelzebub, Lucifer will not cast out Lucifer, Mephistopheles will not cast out Mephistopheles, Moloch will not cast out Moloch, The Baphomet will not cast out Baphomet.

However mortals take it to mean that demons will not confront one another.

Now indeed we will not confront Lucifer the Devil unless we’re totally masochistic.

But we know we will challenge and confront one another other than Lucifer.

For example, we know that Mephistopheles controlled Nazi Germany’s Hitler just like Moloch controlled the Soviet Union’s Stalin.

Moloch of course won that contest.

The demon Mammon won the Cold War against Moloch.

And today as we know, Mammon, Mephistopheles, Moloch and Baphomet hold joint jurisdiction over the United States of America 🇺🇸 which of course explains why the U.S. is so divided and why that country is in the mess it is.

Of course, most U.S. Republican Party members and supporters worship Mammon and Mephistopheles while most U.S. Democratic Party members and supporters worship Moloch (aka Baal) and Baphomet…”

The transmission suddenly ended.

But Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was grateful for one thing.

He now thoroughly understood U.S. politics.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday September 22nd
2018.

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The Disciples of Santa Muerte

July 21, 2018 at 10:59 pm (History, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, Religion, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , )

The Disciples of Santa Muerte

Santa Muerte (“Saint Death” or “Holy Death”) is the Patron Saint of drug dealers in Mexico 🇲🇽.

Since the year 2000, the Cult of Santa Muerte has become the fastest growing religion in Mexico.

Although its cult has been formally condemned by the Catholic Church (even though some Vatican cardinals say that Jorge Mario Bergoglio aka Pope Francis is still waiting for the “god of surprises” to reveal to him whether Santa Muerte is good or bad), the cult is still popular among many in Mexico and definitely popular among drug dealers and drug gangs who look to Santa Muerte for protection.

Santa Muerte is considered a female skeletal figure (clad in a long robe and carrying both a scythe and a globe) and is often considered a Catholic-Mesoamerican Aztec syncretism with Mictecacihuatl the Aztec skeletal goddess of death (Mictecacihuatl literally means “Lady of the Dead” and is the Queen of Mictlan- the Underworld in Aztec religion).

Santa Muerte is the antithesis of Mexico’s national patroness and patron saint the Virgin of Guadalupe (in much the same way as the Antichrist will be the antithesis of Christ).

In terms of actual existing supernatural entities, Santa Muerte is a real being.

Although not actually female.

She is Samael the Talmudic archangel of death when he is in touch with his feminine side and dressing in drag.

Samael the angel of death is actually the Satan who is referenced in the Book of Job (and not the Archangel Lucifer who led a rebellion of angels against God -Yahweh Elohim- eons ago).

For at the time of Job, Samael was still a good angel although an accuser and prosecuting attorney against humanity who served in a role equivalent to the combined office of God’s Prime Minister and Attorney-General in the cabinet that was God’s Council of Angels.

Sometime during the life and 1st earthly ministry of Christ, Samael allowed his adversarial prosecutorial accusations against humanity to degenerate into hatred and he became the perpetual Ha-Satan (adversary of God as well as adversary of man now).

This is why Lucifer as noted by some exorcists (such as Malachi Martin for example) and even a few Luciferians and Satanists is considered to be a being of higher ranking in the hierarchy of Hell than Satan (who is Samael the fallen Archangel of Death).

Although Lucifer is always referred to in the Bible as the Devil, the Serpent and the Dragon 🐉, he is only called Satan depending upon the context being used (since Lucifer is definitely an adversary of both God and man).

Samael however is always called Satan and/or the Angel of Death.

In Revelation 20:14, Death (Samael) and Hades (the entity noted by the ancient Greeks as being the god in charge of the Underworld) are thrown into the everlasting Lake of Fire 🔥.

Before that as noted in Revelation 20:10, the Devil (aka Lucifer aka the ancient Serpent aka the Dragon 🐉) had been thrown into the Lake of Burning Sulfur (where the Beast (aka the Antichrist) and the False Prophet (most likely a demon possessed Pope or Antipope) were previously thrown as noted in Revelation 19:20.)

But the Devil (aka Lucifer) is thrown into the Lake of Fire 🔥 ((Rev. 20:10) before Death (aka the Angel of Death aka Samael aka Ha-Satan) as noted in Rev. 20:14.

That is why Saint Paul wrote, “The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death.” (I Corinthians 15:26).

For the Devil (aka Lucifer aka the Serpent aka the Dragon) is thrown into the lake of Fire before Death (aka the Angel of Death aka Samael aka Ha-Satan).

Death is destroyed after the Devil.

Sadly the only Church denomination that still teaches today the early Church teaching that angels had until the 1st Coming of Christ to decide whether they were for or against God (just as humanity has collectively until Christ’s 2nd Coming or in the case of individuals until the moment of their death to decide whether they are for or against God) and then the decision once made is permanent.

When Lucifer and the angels who joined him in rebellion against God eons ago made their decision, they were forever fallen and lost.

When the Watchers assigned to guard humanity decided to lust after and sleep with mortal human women (as noted in Genesis Chapter 6 and the 1st Book of Enoch), they too were forever fallen and lost.

When Samael the Angel of Death who was an angelic prosecuting attorney (hence an adversary or a Satan) changed from just an accuser of humanity to a hater of humanity during the actual 1st earthly ministry of Christ, then he became Ha-Satan (the perpetual adversary of not only man but God) and he fell and became forever lost.

Prior to that as the Satan mentioned in the Book of Job, he had been both God’s Prime-Minister and Attorney-General in the heavenly Council of Angels.

Thanks to most of the Churches not teaching that early Church teaching (with the exception of the Greek Orthodox), numerous misunderstandings and so-called contradictions in the Bible arise.

Like “why was the Devil allowed access to the heavenly council of God?” as mentioned in the Book of Job?

The answer of course is because it wasn’t the Devil (aka Lucifer aka the Serpent aka the Dragon aka the original rebel Archangel), it was Satan (the adversarial prosecuting attorney and accuser of humanity aka Samael aka the Angel of Death who only fell during the time period of Christ’s earthly ministry on Earth and became the Ha-Satan the perpetual adversary of both God and man).

Or why did God appoint demons to watch over humanity and be the Watchers as recorded in the opening chapters of Genesis?

The answer is God didn’t.

The Watchers were originally good angels and only fell after they lusted after and mated with human women.

The trouble is 3 angelic falls- the fall of Lucifer and his angels in an original angelic rebellion against God eons ago and the fall of the Watchers (as recorded in Genesis Chapter 6) and the fall of the angel who was called Satan in the Book of Job (Satan was actually a job title as prosecuting attorney- he was actually the Archangel Samael aka the Angel of Death) who became Ha-Satan during the 1st earthly ministry of Christ- were all looked upon as one and the same angelic fall happening at one and the same chronological time- when in fact they were different angelic falls occurring at different chronological times.

And so Samael aka the Angel of Death aka Ha-Satan (as opposed to the satan called Lucifer and the Devil and the Serpent and the Dragon) wandered through the poor land of Mexico in transgendered angelic drag as Santa Muerte.

As Santa Muerte, he/she chuckled.

Only a total fool would believe that a wall could keep he/she and his/her disciples (the drug pushers and drug cartels) out.

To be continued.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday July 21st
2018.

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Just Another Day In Paradise?: A Poem

August 2, 2017 at 6:44 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Poetry, Religion, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Just Another Day In Paradise? : A Poem

The ArchDuke Franz Ferdinand stirred restlessly
at his picnic spot in the Elysian Fields
also called Elysium
this Paradise
These Fortunate Isles
The Isles of the Blessed

The Anglican Book of Common Prayer
talked about the Church Triumphant in Heaven, expectant in Paradise and militant here on Earth.

Franz Ferdinand being Catholic had not heard about this prayer
but it was correct
Paradise was not the same as Heaven
For Paradise was the abode of the Blessed
And even the Blessed- those of virtue are still sinful
There was only One Perfect Man-Christ
So when one died, one was not given a magical elixir that suddenly made one totally untainted by sin
There were some who died that died in such a manner as to wholly unite themselves with Christ on the Cross
And thus when they died, they were immediately translated to Heaven as Saints
For Heaven was the abode of God the Father- those who could gaze on the Father’s face
and only those totally without sin- those who were perfect could be in the presence of God the Father- otherwise they’d be consumed by divine fire
Even a virtuous heroic man like Moses could not see God face to face and live

Eventually each soul in Paradise would reach that point where they were able to unite with Christ on the Cross
and be covered totally in His Blood
and thus move from Paradise to Heaven- the abode of God the Father

Christ is in Paradise
As he said to the Good Thief on the Cross, Verily I say unto you that on this day you shall be with me in Paradise
Paul wrote that he would go to be with Christ
He was not so presumptive of pride that he said he would immediately go to be with God the Father

Paradise and Heaven- if only the Church had clearly explained there was a difference between the two
Franz Ferdinand reflected.
For many souls in Paradise, this process of freeing one of the after effects of sin could be a painful process
One very purgative in nature
Hence had arisen the doctrine of Purgatory
Of course at one point in the medieval Church, some taught you could buy your way out of Purgatory
which was false
Christ’s Blood was the one and only payment
It was just that at the point of death for most souls, one was still not fully united with Christ on the Cross
And so what one might call in modern bureaucratic terms “a debriefing period” after a mission or an assignment -Paradise was the waiting room to Heaven
For some a very pleasant and paradisiacal period
For others still overloaded with sin at the moment of death, a very purgative period giving rise to the idea of Purgatory
And for those overburdened with sin but who had rejected Christ- their waiting room was outside Tartarus
A place of torment where one could see Paradise- the abode of the Blessed- what the Jews of Christ’s Day called the Land of Abraham’s Bosom- but one could not cross the river that separated them
As the rich man in Christ’s Parable who had ignored the poor man Lazarus’ suffering had found out after his death

And so Franz Ferdinand sat at his spot in the Elysian Fields- waiting the day he could enter Heaven
Still he had other views of the Underworld ruled by Hades
That strange being and entity
whose portals and gateways
would not prevail against Christ’s Church, Christ had said

It was Milton who gave the world the idea that Lucifer as Satan had said, “Better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven”
But the truth was that Lucifer was too busy going across the world creating chaos and havoc as it were
to bother with overseeing Hell
Let the entity Hades
do that job
Lucifer as Satan was called the Ancient Serpent, the Dragon, the Devil

Of course Lucifer was not the only Satan
the name Satan meaning “adversary”
Samael the angel of Death was also a great Satan
originally like an Attorney-General or Prime Minister in God’s celestial court
a prosecuting attorney as it were
Always anxious to accuse humans
He certainly did quite the job on Job as recounted in the Book of Job

The Greek Orthodox Church teaches that with the exception of the Fallen Angels (those who had fallen with Lucifer in the original angelic rebellion), angels had until Christ’s 1st Coming to decide their ultimate loyalty and thus their ultimate nature
Just as humans have until the moment of their mortal death or Christ’s 2nd Coming to decide their ultimate loyalty and their ultimate nature
And so it was that the Watchers of Genesis Chapter 6 (whose exploits were more fully recorded in the Book of Enoch) were originally good angels (not having been part of Lucifer’s original rebellion) but of course they fell after having sexual relations with human women

And of course Samael the angelic prosecuting attorney of the Book of Job likewise finally fell before Christ’s 1st Coming because he allowed his adversarial, prosecutorial and accusatory nature against humans to get the better of him and lead to hatred
Such was the folly of this prosecuting angel who was the Angel of Death

In Revelation 20:10, “the Devil (aka Lucifer, aka the Dragon, aka the Serpent- the leader of the original angelic rebellion against God) who had deceived them was thrown into the lake of fire and sulfur”
Four verses later in Revelation 20:14, “Death (Samael the Angel of Death and another major Satan or adversary of man) and Hades (The being/entity who ruled the Underworld) were thrown into the Lake of Fire”.

Such was the final judgement on these three beings- the Devil (Lucifer, the Serpent, the Dragon, also a Satan), Death (Samael the Angel of Death and former angelic prosecuting attorney for God also a Satan) and Hades (the ruler of the Underworld).

And this entity Hades seemed to have several strange beings somehow related to him.
And one of those beings related to Hades stood on the other side of the river grinning at Franz Ferdinand
This being was Ares noted by the Ancient Greeks as their god of war
The same being Franz Ferdinand
had seen shortly after his assassination at Sarajevo in 1914
The being who had brought World War I to the world
(And later World War II)

Ares was putting on armour of a different sort today
Not the armour he used for a civil war or a war between 2 countries or a small group of countries
but the armour he used for the most major of all conflicts-
a world war

-A poem and vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday July 31st
2017.

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