Greek Goddess Aphrodite On A Train Plus 10th Anniversary of Pope Francis’ Election
The Greek goddess Aphrodite was riding a train to eventually get to Glastonbury Abbey.
The Greek goddess Aphrodite had a heard a tale currently circulating among some gods and goddesses that a descendant of King Arthur would someday be the Emperor of a revived Holy Roman Empire.
She endeavoured to look into the matter and decided to start by going to Glastonbury Abbey the alleged burial place of King Arthur and Queen Guinevere of Camelot.
Glastonbury Abbey was also believed to be close to the mythical mystical isle of Avalon where according to another legend King Arthur was just asleep 😴 💤 and resting and waiting to someday reign again on the throne of Britain.
Something that no doubt would come as a severe shock to His Majesty King Charles III if it were to happen in his lifetime.
It turns out Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing was also riding this train because he had heard that the evil vampire Toulouse La Track (a vampire who rode aboard British Railway trains 🚊 and sucked the blood 🩸 of beautiful young women while showing them sketches for his paintings 🖼️ ) was aboard this train.
Dracul found Toulouse La Track’s cabin and killed him by staking him through the heart.
If Dracul had not staked and killed Toulouse La Track, the train’s conductor would have most likely done so as this would have been the 72nd time that the vampire 🧛♂️ had been caught riding without a bought and paid for British Rail ticket.
Dracul then set out to find his own train compartment.
He opened one door and saw Aphrodite:
Naturally Dracul Van Helsing being Dracul Van Helsing made out with her.
The ghost of Orson Welles walked in on the scene of the divine climax.
“Holy orgasm, Batman!” Said Welles’ ghost who had binge watched episodes of the 1960s American TV series Batman the night before.
. . .
“So he came with the king’s mandate, bringing nothing worthy of the high priesthood, but having the fury of a cruel tyrant, and the rage of a savage beast.”
-II Maccabees 4:25
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing his Monday night podcast on this evening of March 13th 2023, “Today is the 10th anniversary of the satanic AntiPope Jorge Mario Bergoglio being elected to the throne of Peter…”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday March 13th
2023.
The A₱ostate Bisho₱ and The Ghosts of MacBeth and Lady MacBeth
Michelangelo the ₱sychic Lobster was in his aquarium at Set Enter₱rises Laboratories in London, England.
Pan Goatee Beheads Brainless Uglo While Matthew Fox Is In The Running To Become The Next Unholy Grand Inquisitor
Krampus The Demon much prefers Christmas to April snowstorms
It was April.
And there was a huge snowstorm happening.
So much for global warming.
Former U.S. Vice-President Al Gore found himself buried under 6 feet of snow.
And as far as the snow clearing crews were concerned, Gore could remain buried.
While much of North America found itself buried under feet of white, the Oval Office in the White House found itself buried under feet of brown.
“My Depends runneth over,” senile old Joe whined.
Today was also the 110th Anniversary of the night the Titanic struck an iceburg.
Ukraine marked the anniversary by sinking the pride and flagship of the Russian Navy’s Black Sea fleet the guided-missile cruiser Moskva.
Meanwhile the charismatic genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was riding a bus.
His stomach started to churn when a repulsive uglo got on the bus.
However unlike many uglos, she went and sat at the back of the bus so Goatee wouldn’t have to look at her repulsive ugly face.
Later Goatee went to a office to get some paper work done and faxes sent.
He was out walking when the same repulsive uglo he had seen on the bus earlier was now walking straight towards him.
“What? Seeing your stupid ugly face twice in the same day? I’m making sure it doesn’t happen again,” Goatee beheaded the repulsive uglo and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.
Krampus the demon arrived being pulled in a one horse open sleigh through the blinding snowstorm.
“It’s almost Easter and it’s starting to look a lot like Christmas,” Krampus observed.
Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer and Peter Cottontail (hopping down the bunny trail) collided on the icy snowy streets.
. . .
Meanwhile at the Vatican in Rome, satanic AntiPope Francis, as he had done on the island of Malta, was directing that all Crosses and Crucifixes be taken down so as not to offend Muslims.
Meanwhile on loudspeakers parked outside the Vatican, the voice of British MP Renfield R. Renfield could be heard reading aloud Canto 28 of Dante’s Inferno.
And Pope Francis was telling an aide that he was thinking of appointing the New Age astrology believing and witchcraft practicing Episcopalian priest Father Matthew Fox (who had been a Dominican priest until he had been investigated for his whacko beliefs by Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger the future Pope Benedict XVI) to be the new head of the Congregation For The Doctrine of the Faith.
It would be the new Unholy Grand Inquistor’s job to enforce the syncretistic beliefs of Jorge Mario Bergoglio’s new Church to be called Mystery Babylon The Mother of Harlots.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday April 14th
2022.
Pan Goatee Beheads More Uglos and Pachamama’s Francis Discusses ET Aliens With One of His Globalist Backers
The Temple Bar Dragon Monument in London
The Temple Bar Dragon Monument in London had come to life and become a real dragon after the evil Jesuit priest Father Caiaphas bar Yochai had cast a dark magic witchcraft spell on it.
This story was covered up by the western world’s brainless mainstream media (all of the western world’s brainless mainstream media was of course owned by two investment companies Vanguard and Blackrock so of course they controlled today’s Orwellian Covid-1984 and Aldous Huxley’s Brave New World story narrative).
British MP Renfield R. Renfield stood in front of the now empty monument where the Temple Bar Dragon had stood.
Renfield told his streaming audience, “Apparently the brainless mainstream media around the world along with numerous health “experts” and various politicians are now getting their panties in a knot yacking their heads off about a sixth wave of Covid. Even though the omicron variant wave was less deadly than previous waves of Covid save among those who were triple vaccinated who of course were dropping dead like flies. What intelligent citizens of the world now need to do is to take matters into their own hands and start kidnapping health “experts”, members of the brainless mainstream media and totalitarian inclined politicians and start hanging them by the neck until dead. Then we can start putting an end to this Covid plandemic hoax once and for all.”
Pan Goatee agreed and then shut off the TV so he could catch his bus.
There weren’t any facially aesthetically challenged women on the bus when he first got on so Goatee was thankful.
Several bus stops down a really repulsively ugly looking stoat and her moronic low IQ boyfriend got on.
But the uglo and her moronic boyfriend decided to sit several seats down from the genetically created satyr serial killer so Goatee wasn’t confronted by the sights of sheer ugliness and walking moronism.
However the ugly looking stoat happened to have an obnoxious big mouth and kept shooting her mouth off about totally irrelevant disgusting things.
When the uglo started singing
“Let’s go and get high
Don’t ask me why
My addiction is my ex
Let’s go and have sex
I want a midnight fuck
Laid like a flattened dump truck..”
“To think that such incredible talent is now lost to the world forever,” Pan Goatee commented as he beheaded the crap rap hip hop uglo and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.
He then did the same to her moronic boyfriend.
Later downtown he beheaded a lot more uglos as they seemed to be spreading faster than veneral disease at a U.S. Democratic Party Convention.
Later when he got on the bus to go back home a fat ugly blimp was sitting at his favourite spot on the bus so he beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.
As more uglos got on and he beheaded them all, Goatee commented, “I’m starting to feel like U.S. Postal Service Employee Norman Newman when he explained to Seinfeld why many letter carriers start going ballistic and shooting up people. “The mail,” said Newman, “It just keeps coming and coming. It never stops. It never ends.” This is fast becoming a neverending tragedy.”
Krampus, whose sack was getting heavier and heavier with the remains of all the uglos that Pan had beheaded, had to agree.
Meanwhile at the Vatican in Rome, the Satanic AntiPope Francis was being forced to kneel and genuflect and kiss the ass of one of his globalist backers.
“Now your Unholiness,” the globalist backer wagged his finger, “I want you to make an official Vatican announcement that alien ET reptilian lizard people are here and alive and well and living among us.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday April 11th
2022.
Francis: Come On Do The Pachamama With Him
Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster’s vision of the actress who will play Pachamama in the Martin Scorsese made film about the life of the Inca earth mother goddess who is a red dragon that lives in the flames under the Earth but is able to shapeshift into a beautiful woman who walks on the earth or lives in the sky above the earth
Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster got a premonition that director Martin Scorsese was going to make a film about Pachamama the Inca earth mother goddess that satanic AntiPope Francis was going to consecrate all of humanity and in particular Russia and Ukraine to (although he was claiming it was to the Virgin Mary).
Then Michelangelo got a vision of the actress who would play Pachamama in the Martin Scorsese film.
Michelangelo’s lobster tank exploded when he saw the vision.
. . .
Jeffrey the otter had somehow managed to stumble into DARPA headquarters after having drunk too many bottles of Elon Musk’s Mars Project Green Minnow Beer.
Jeffrey put on the radio where the DARPA wireless was picking up secret radio transmissions from the Vatican.
The radio transmissions were playing a song that Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) had secretly recorded a couple of years ago.
The song was to the tune of Kylie Minogue’s song The Loco-Motion.
Jeffrey heard Bergoglio sing,
“Everybody’s doin’ a brand new dance now
(Come on baby do the Pachamama)
I know you’ll get to like it if you give it a chance now
(Come on baby do the Pachamama) …
… You gotta swing your hips now…
Come on baby do the Pachamama with me…”
. . .
And tomorrow everybody would be doing the Pachamama with Pope Francis as Francis would be consecrating the world, the church, humanity and Russia and Ukraine to Pachamama (but doing so under the guise that he was doing it to Mary) in union with all the bishops of the world.
Meanwhile as the Set Enterprises’ long suffering janitor was busy mopping up the mess left by yet another of Michelangelo’s exploded lobster tanks, the psychic crustacean had yet another vision.
Actor/director Mel Gibson was reading the story of the statue of Our Lady of Copacabana.
Francisco Tito Yupanqui (1550-1616) an amateur Inca sculptor and a descandant of Huayna Capac (1464-1524) who had been the third Sapa Inca (Emperor) of the Inca Empire (which lasted from 1438 to 1533) desired to carve a statue of the Blessed Virgin Mary.
He carved many wooden statues but was unsatisfied with the result.
On February 2nd 1582 the Virgin Mary appeared to Francisco Tito Yupanqui with a message.
Francisco Tito Yupanqui used the vision to carve his next statue.
Howver this statue somehow wound up in a river.
It was found by the priest of the village of Copacabana a year later on February 2nd 1583 and was dedicated in the church there.
Today that statue of the Virgen de Copacabana is the Patron Saint of Bolivia.
Mel Gibson recalled that prior to 2019, the message Our Lady of Copacabana gave to Francisco Tito Yupanqui was found in many accounts on the Net.
After 2019 the message was scrubbed and erased from the Net.
What was the message of Our Lady of Copacabana to Francisco Tito Yupanqui?
“I know there are some among your people who still worship the old goddess Pachamama. Stop worshipping her. She is a demon.”
Of course in October of 2019, Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) brought a statue of Pachamama into the Vatican Gardens and later into the presence of the High Altar of Saint Peter’s Basilica itself.
Thus the Virgin Mary’s warning about Pachamama being a demon suddenly disappeared.
. . .
Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds the Vicar of Saint Genevieve’s Anglo-Catholic C. of E. Parish in West London was having a discussion with one of his parishioners Amadeus Emanon about the text of Pope Francis’ proposed consecration of humanity, Russia and Ukraine to Mary (?).
Said Father Saint Edmunds, “I noticed MP Renfield’s friend a Calgary based geopolitical analyst says that most of the text is just a rehash of globalist, radical environmentalist and Communist Marxist-Leninist crap and propaganda. In other words just a rehash of everything that Francis has said in every official document and major statement he has released since the start of his so-called pontificate.”
“What about the words of Consecration itself?” Amadeus asked.
“Here’s where it gets interesting,” Father Saint Edmunds answered, “At one point it says in the English text “Queen of Heaven, restore God’s peace to the world”. Now as you know many Protestants object to the Catholic description of Mary as Queen of Heaven because of the passages in Jeremiah condemning worship of the Queen of Heaven that are to be found in Jeremiah 7:18 and Jeremiah 44: 17-25. Interestingly enough though that title Queen of Heaven for Ashtoreth in the ancient Assyrian and Babylonian languages was actually rendered Queen of The Land In The Sky. It was translated Queen of Heaven into Hebrew and then into Greek and then into Latin and then into English as Queen of Heaven but since the time of Christ while Heaven might be regarded metaphorically as the Land In The Sky, Heaven is regarded by the Church as the abode of God and the Saints in a realm beyond time and space. The Land In The Sky is a very spatial/temporal term while Heaven since the time of Christ refers to a realm beyond the spatial/temporal. Thus Mary called Queen of Heaven is actually a very metaphysical term while Queen of the Land In The Sky which is what Ashtoreth was actually called in the Assyrian and Babylonian languages is very much a term associated with this universe i.e. this creation. And worship of the creation is idolatry or paganism.”
“Interesting,” Amadeus acknowledged.
“Here’s where it gets even more interesting, the English text says (Queen of) Heaven but the Spanish, Portuguese and Italian texts are rendered differently. What’s called Heaven in English is rendered “tierra del Cielo” in Spanish, “terra do Ceu” in Portuguese and “terra del Cielo” in Italian. All of those terms roughly translate to Earth In The Sky or Land In The Sky. And who goes by that title Queen of The Land In The Sky? Other than Ashtoreth in the ancient Assyrian and Babylonian religions? The Pachamama demon. The land in the sky is one of the Pachamama’s domains. “Tierra del Cielo” is an official Pachamama title. It is “wenu mapu” in the Mapuche language and religion.”
“So Francis is effectively consecrating the world, the church, humanity and specifically Russia and Ukraine to the demon Pachamama?” Amadeus was horrified.
“That’s right,” Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds nodded.
“What do you think this will cause?” Amadeus wiped his brow with his handkerchief.
“Most likely either a nuclear World War III or the appearance of the Antichrist on the global stage or both,” Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds answered.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday March 24th
2022
Charlene Chan and The Blasphemous Satanic AntiPope
Charlene Chan stops to take a selfie in between sessions of torturing Communist China’s tyrannical paramount leader Xi Jinping
Charlene Chan was a member of a secret anti-Communist group the Chinese Constantinian Society.
The purpose of the society was to overthrow tyrannical megalomaniac Xi Jinping’s regime and replace it with a Christian Emperor.
Hence the name Constantinian in the Society’s name.
Just as Constantine overthrew the pagan Roman Emperors of West and East to become Rome’s 1st Christian Emperor, so a closet Christian PLA General (the secret head of the society) would overthrow the atheistic (but still demon worshipping) Neo-Maoist tyrant Xi Jinping.
In the meantime they would play mind games with the demonic despot Xi until he was overthrown.
On this 2nd day of the Chinese Lunar New Year, Charlene Chan and her fellow Chinese Constantinian Society operatives had kidnapped Xi Jinping and taken him to a Beijing hotel room where he was forced to watch an edited assortment of movie clips of caucasian white guys Warner Oland and Sidney Toler playing Chinese detective Charlie Chan in Hollywood films of the 1930s and ’40s.
The clips showed the immaculate spotless white suited Charlie Chan quoting sayings of Confucius that Confucius never said.
The non-Confucius sayings of Confucius whose puns in the quoted sayings only made sense in English and not Mandarin or Cantonese Chinese were having their intended effects on destroying Xi’s mind.
Plus he was also extremely discombulated by the fact that Charlie Chan never seemed to get any food stains on the immaculate spotless white suits that he always wore (never wearing any other colour).
Xi wondered what sort of Chinese laundries they must have had in Honolulu and San Francisco back in the day.
. . .
Meanwhile in Ottawa, caucasian black guy (because he was once again in blackface) Justin Trudeau was reading the Groundhog Day report on the prognostications of the groundhog for this Groundhog Day of 2022.
The groundhog had decreed, “The groundhog predicts at least six more weeks of attempts by totalitarian governments to flatten people’s rights and freedoms.”
The groundhog wore a t-shirt that read JUSTIN TRUDEAU SUCKS XI’S SWEET AND SOUR SHRIMP.
Justin Trudeau immediately released a statement denouncing the groundhog as “racist, misogynyst, Islamophobic, homophobic, transphobic, germophobic and Antichristphobic.”
. . .
In Rome, the satanic AntiPope Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) issued the following statement for the Feast of Candlemass also known as the Feast of The Purification of Our Lady and also known as the Feast of The Presentation of Christ In The Temple,
“Those who have denied the Faith, who are apostates, who are the persecutors of the Church, who have denied their baptism, are these also at home?” to which the blathering heretical idiot and apostate answered his own question, “Yes, these too. All of them. The blasphemers, all of them. We are brothers. This is the Communion of Saints.”
Nimrod the frog (and friend of the cigarette smoking demon of lust known as Asmodeus) who wasn’t exactly Christian in his own beliefs nevertheless shouted at Francis after his spiel, “I renounce you as Christ’s enemy and Antichrist.”
Shortly before Francis delivered his sodomite drivel, a man attending the Wednesday general audience shouted at the apostate Pontiff in English and then in Italian, “God rejects you.”
He was immediately arrested by Swiss Guards.
As he was led away in handcuffs, a red dress wearing lady of the evening said to the arrested man, “Sir, I perceive that you are a Prophet.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday February 2nd
2022.
Dracul Van Helsing 
Ukraine and The Bergoglio Consecretation
March 16, 2022 at 9:50 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (Inna Huculak, Jorge Mario Bergoglio, Kiev, Renfield R. Renfield, Satanic AntiPope Jorge Mario Bergoglio, The Third Secret of Fatima, Ukraine-Russia War, Vladimir Putin)
Ukrainian secret agent Inna Huculak watches as a U.S. government research scientist and frequent Science commentator on CNN turns himself into a pile of fungus after sampling the contents of a test tube from a U.S. government bioweapons research lab in Ukraine
In America, the ever moronic and ever satanic Left had now found a new scapegoat to replace the unvaccinated.
Those were the people who claimed that the U.S. government had bioweapons research labs in Ukraine.
People like Fox News commentator Tucker Carlson and 2020 Democratic Party Presidential candidate Tulsi Gabbard must be immediately charged and tried for high treason.
The Left of the Democratic Party (which was now pretty much the entire U.S. Democratic Party as well as numerous RINO Neo-conservative warmongering Republican blowhards) had already up given such antiquated notions as due process and the right to a fair trial and laid those notions at the feet of Citizen Maximilien Robespierre, Louis Antoine de Saint-Just and their fellow Reign of Terror Committee of Public Safety cohorts.
The Neo-Robespierrean Reign of Terror in the U.S. had begun after the 6th of January 2021 protests (labeled a riot and an insurrection by the brainless mainstream media who didn’t use the same terminology for Antifa and BLM scumbags) in which Nancy Pelosi and the Neo-Bolshevik Communists who ran the FBI, the Department of Homeland Security and the Department of Justice demanded the end of freedom in America.
British MP Renfield R. Renfield meanwhile was having a Wednesday night podcast.
“What is currently unfolding in Ukraine today is the result of a coup d’etat in 2014 a coup d’etat that was supported by the Barack Obama Administration and billionaire businessman George Soros,” Renfield pointed out.
Renfield in his history lesson mentioned that a pro-Russian candidate Victor Yanukovych won the Ukrainian Presidential election in 2010 the same year that Ukraine’s Parliament voted to abandon NATO membership aspirations.
In February 2014, President Yanukovych a democratically elected leader was arbitrarily and unconstitutionally removed from office.
A couple of months before that coup in Kiev in December 2013, Arizona’s late warmongering Neo-Conservative Sen. John McCain told leaders of the Ukrainian opposition camped on Kiev’s main square named Maidan that “Ukraine will make Europe better and Europe will make Ukraine better. And the destiny you seek lies in Europe.”
Such pro-globalist garbage uttered by a McCain.
On February 22nd 2014 Ukrainian President Victor Yanukovych was removed from office without a formal process of impeachment being followed thus violating the Ukrainian Constitution.
Russia retaliated against the Obama Administration orchestrated illegal coup by annexing the region of Crimea in March 2014.
Since that time pro-Western governments in Ukraine have sought to bring Ukraine into the orbit of NATO, the EU and the George Soros-Klaus Schwab Great Reset New World Order.
“We all know the novel Wuthering Heights and the character of Heathcliff,” Renfield commented, “Heathcliff was treated very badly by his adopted brother Hindley. Hindley was a monster in the way he treated Heathcliff. However Heathcliff as a result of that treatment eventually wound up becoming a monster himself. We see the same happening with Vladimir Putin. NATO, the EU and especially the corruption ridden Biden family have done their best to remove Ukraine from Russia’s orbit. However Putin’s megalomaniacal desire for a Neo-Imperial Russian Empire has turned him into a monster like Heathcliff became in the final chapters of Wuthering Heights. So in the Ukraine War, we’ve got one spawn of Satan (Putin) battling another spawn of Satan (the New World Order). And now the satanic AntiPope Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) proposes to undo this demonic Gordian Knot by consecrating both Russia and Ukraine to the Immaculate Heart of Mary this coming March 25th the Feast of the Annunciation. But the question is can a satanic AntiPope carry out such an Act of Consecration? Wouldn’t such a Consecration be considered blasphemy?”.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday March 16th
2022.
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