Nancy Pelosi: A Soviet State For 4 Horses

January 9, 2021 at 11:32 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel, war) (, , , , )

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was asleep in his aquarium at Set Enterprises Laboratories in London, England.

He suddenly had a dream (or was it a vision?) of British MP Renfield R. Renfield fighting alongside anti-Communist forces in the 2nd American Civil War.

One of the Communists’ most pre-eminent “useful idiots” U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi had the misfortune of falling into the hands of Renfield’s brigade.

The punishment Renfield envisioned for Nancy Pelosi had been inspired by an old Hammer Films horror movie that starred Christopher Lee that he had seen a few months ago.

In the film Christopher Lee played an evil landowner.

Finally the peasants got sick of his despotic rule and revolted (“How revolting these deplorables are!” as an upper crust leftist snob like Hillary Clinton might put it).

They had tied Lee’s evil landlord character between 4 horses.

With an arm or leg in a rope attached to one of the 4 horses x 4 (One limb for each horse facing a different direction).

Finally the leader of the revolt whistled and each one of the 4 horses galloped in different directions (towards the 4 corners of the earth).

Lee’s evil landlord character found himself being ripped apart into 4 different pieces.

No doubt an exceedingly painful experience for a brief moment.

Nancy Pelosi had been stripped naked (Renfield had to put blindfolds on the 4 horses and on the men in his brigade so as not to be turned to stone by the awful sight).

Renfield himself wore a very dark and powerful pair of welder’s sunglasses so he could see to direct the operation but at the same time not to be turned to stone by the awful sight of a naked Nancy Pelosi who was wearing nothing but her stupid looking Covid mask.

As Nancy Pelosi now found each limb of her body in a rope tied to a horse, she suddenly realized she was in a very perilous situation.

To say nothing of her hair being a mess as she had been unable to book an appointment with her San Francisco hairstylist lately.

“Jesus of the Gnostic heretics, Pope Francis’ god of surprises!” She cried out, “How awful it is that my arms and legs are spread out like this.”

“For once,” Renfield was getting an image of all this despite the powerfulness of the welder’s dark glasses he was wearing, “You have said something that I’m in total agreement with.”

Renfield then spoke the signal to the 4 horses, “May Geronimo defeat and crush and wreak havoc and vengeance on the Skull and Bones Society.”

The 4 horses then bolted and rode off into 4 different directions.

From a Dodge Ram truck parked nearby, its radio could be heard playing that old Patsy Cline song, “I fall to pieces…”

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster woke up from his dream (or was it a vision?) in a sweat (adding further to the saltiness of the salt water he was in).

He went over to his waterproof iPhone, opened up his iPhone Notes and typed a note to himself to never ever get on Renfield’s wrong side.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday January 9th
2020.

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Lilith In The Graveyard Garden of Good and Evil

January 3, 2021 at 11:59 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Literature, Mystery, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, Romance, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )


The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith in the graveyard garden of good and evil

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing another one of his Sunday night podcasts:

“Just an important historical note of interest, which if shown to be correct, will be noted by future historians.
Here’s the gist:
A final political showdown is coming January 6th as the U.S. Congress meets to elect CCP stooge Joe Biden as President.
The 1st American Civil War began on April 12th 1861 just 13 days after the previous Easter Sunday (March 31st 1861).
Will the 2nd American Civil War begin on January 7th 2021 just 13 days after the previous Christmas Day?
History has a strange way of balancing itself out in such occurrences.”
-Renfield R. Renfield British MP

. . .

The body of Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun was rushed from Dublin Ireland to London England by the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s eco-friendly environmentally friendly cannabis powered dirigible airship the High Calypso.

It was assumed that the cause of Yaldabaoth’s death was the Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka wearing a killer outfit.

However after an operation carried out by a surgical suit wearing Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster wearing a surgical mask and using his surgical gloved lobster claws to perform an incision, it was determined that the cause of death was Yaldabaoth’s eating poisoned lutefisk.

After a quick check of the Irish High King Brian Boru’s Medieval Treatise On Leprechaun Ailments (a copy of which was found in the billionaire vampire Set’s library and rare book collection), apparently eating poisoned lutefisk was one of the few things that could kill a usually immortal leprechaun.

After visualizing London dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes wearing a killer outfit (which caused his lobster tank to explode), Michelangelo went into a trance and saw the circumstances which led to Yaldabaoth’s death.

Apparently after visiting the CERN Large Hadron Collidor tunnel in Switzerland, Yaldabaoth had gone to Rome to see the Vatican’s ugly looking Nativity display (which was put up to welcome the arrival of an alien ET saviour who graduated with a degree in New York School of Art Abstract Surrealist and Neo-Modernist Studies).

After barfing all over the Vatican Nativity display, Yaldabaoth then wandered the halls of the Vatican.

At first he thought he had entered a gay bath house but after viewing classical and Renaissance works of art in the halls and on the walls, the wee leprechaun deduced that he was indeed inside the Vatican.

Yaldabaoth went into a room where some Vatican Cardinals had prepared a New Year’s Day feast for their fellow cardinal Robert Cardinal Sarah of Guinea the prefect of the Vatican Congregation For Divine Worship and The Discipline of the Sacraments.

The feast, which consisted of large portions of poisoned Norwegian lutefisk, had been made by a group of atheistic Marxist Cardinals hoping to bump off Cardinal Robert Sarah who was a devout Catholic Christian.

Yaldabaoth, who was starting to feel hungry after having previously barfed all over the Vatican’s Nativity display, then proceeded to eat up all the poisoned lutefisk.

And in so doing saved Robert Cardinal Sarah’s life.

. . .


The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith next to Edgar Allan Poe’s grave in the cemetery of the Westminster Presbyterian Church in Baltimore Maryland

The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith was kneeling in the cemetery of the Westminster Presbyterian Church in Baltimore, Maryland.

She was kneeling in front of Edgar Allan Poe’s grave.

A group of mischievous Irish leprecauns living in Baltimore had put up Irish Celtic crosses atop Poe’s grave and graves next to it that would have caused the Ulster Irish Presbyterian pastor Rev. Ian Paisley of Belfast Northern Ireland to pull his hair out if he had still been alive and seen it.

It was a moonlit night in Baltimore, as billionaire Elon Musk who had just built himself an artificial moon and was giving a full moon trial test run over Baltimore on this lovely windswept evening, and so the moonlight shone down on top of Lilith in front of Poe’s burial place.

The artificial full moonlight of Elon Musk’s artificial moon was causing mysterious looking red roses to grow all over the cemetery.

A raven flew down atop Poe’s gravemarker and croaked “Nevermore”.

Indeed it would be the last time the Raven would croak Nevermore for he croaked shortly thereafter.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday December 3rd
2021.

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Nashville Tennessee Christmas Day Explosion: Opening Shots In 2nd American Civil War

December 25, 2020 at 11:57 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was briefing the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set on the latest Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit reports.

Renfield: As you know there are several anti-Communist militia groups in the U.S. and we believe an anti-Communist militia was responsible for the blast. Not being Islamist terrorists who have no qualms about killing innocents, that’s why a loudspeaker on the van broadcast a message for everyone to evacuate the area saying that a blast would occur in 15 minutes.

Set: Why Nashville?

Renfield: We’re not sure why Nashville but the important thing is it was parked in front of the AT&T building.

Set: AT&T? American Telephone and Telegraph? Why is that important?

Renfield: Because as Set Enterprises Intelligence discovered a few days ago, AT&T is controlled by Chinese companies loyal to the CCP (Chinese Communist Party). And it discovered that through information easily researched on the Net.

Set: And anti-Communist militias are ticked off at the CCP?

Renfield: They are. UBS Beijing purchased Dominion Voting Machines of Canada back on October 8th of this year. UBS Beijing is a company under the aegis of the CCP. That information Set Enterprises Intelligence discovered a few days ago as well about the UBS Beijing October 8th 2020 purchase of Dominion Voting Machines with information easily accessible on the Net. And it was primarily through Dominion Voting Machines that Biden-Harris won. Although you wouldn’t know that since the mainstream Marxist media in the West never reveals anything worth knowing. Trump is aware of it. Which is why there’s a battle going on in all branches of the U.S. government between those loyal to the U.S. Constitution and those loyal to their paymasters in the CCP. Some anti-Communist militias are no doubt aware of the CCP’s brazen attempt to seize control of the U.S. government by rigging voting machines. And that’s why they placed a bomb in front of the CCP controlled AT&T Building in Nashville.

Set (sipping a shaken martini): You and Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster always said a 2nd American Civil War was coming. And now a Civil War with potential to become World War III since the CCP is involved. And it starts on Christmas Day 2020. This has certainly shaped up to be one Hell of a year in world history.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday December 25th
2020.

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