Trump Dances With Kim Jong-un On The Korean Border
Trump Dances With Kim Jong-un On The Korean Border
The London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was going to watch some news footage.
He would not be viewing the news footage on his smart phone or tablet or laptop as the old Egyptian deity had recently come down with a severe allergy to 21st Century technology.
His physician (who specialized in vampiric and other supernatural creature ailments) Dr. Henry Jekyll said that might be a good thing since it would make him less likely to accept the integrated Mark of the Beast system when the Antichrist took power on the world stage.
Set agreed that it might have its advantages.
So Set’s chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher had arranged a Set Enterprises team to download news off the Net, put it over on to old fashioned film, wind it on to old fashioned film reels, put them on a film projector and then project the images from the film projector on to a white screen in a darkened room.
Set would currently be watching uncensored news footage (not generally available to most of the world’s population) of United States President Donald Trump meeting North Korean leader Kim Jong-un on the border between the two Koreas on the Korean Peninsula earlier today.
The film showed Trump waving to Kim Jong-un in the DMZ (Demilitarized Zone) between North and South Korea.
The two men shook hands.
Kim invited Trump to step over the northern DMZ line across the border into North Korea.
Trump stuck his left leg across the border into North Korea and began to sing, “You put your left foot in… ” (puts his left foot across the border), “you take your left foot out” (takes his left foot back into the DMZ), “you do the hokey pokey and you shake it all about” (Trump spins around like an idiot while standing on his right leg alone as he shakes his left leg in the air as he spins around).
Mr. Trump then proceeded to do the same with his right foot, “You put your right foot in, you take your right foot out, you do the hokey pokey and you shake it all about” all the while doing the accompanying actions and spins between the DMZ line and the North Korean border using a different leg and foot this time.
“Is the President of the United States actually doing what my eyes seem to suggest he’s doing?” Set asked his butler and valet Athelstan.
“I believe he is, sir,” Athelstan answered.
“Well this explains why they now allow people from other countries to perform on the show America’s Got Talent,” Set started to eat his hot buttered popcorn as he sat in his theatre seat.
-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Sunday June 30th
2019.
Miranda Singh At The King David Hotel In Jerusalem
Miranda Singh At The King David Hotel In Jerusalem
Miranda Singh in the lobby of the King David Hotel in Jerusalem
Miranda Singh the Executive Secretary to the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was sitting in the lobby of the King David Hotel in Jerusalem.
Earlier in the day, she had worn Kali’s bracelets of invisibility and had spied on the closed door meeting between U.S. National Security advisor John Bolton and Russian National Security advisor Nikolay Patrushev where the pair had discussed Ukraine, arms control and Venezuela.
Tomorrow there would be a trilateral meeting with Israeli National Security advisor Meir Ben-Shabbat that Miranda Singh would also be attending uninvited.
. . .
In London, the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was reading text messages from Miranda Singh.
His personal butler and valet Athelstan was acting as his secretary while Miss Singh was away.
“Athelstan, cancel my invitation to the 6th Annual Nicolas Maduro Invitational Golf Tournament in Caracas next month,” Set directed.
“Very good, sir,” Athelstan made a note of that.
“Athelstan, cancel my invitation to the 1st Annual Volodymyr Zelensky Invitational Golf Tournament in Kiev next month,” Set said after reading another text message.
“Very good, sir,” Athelstan also made a note of that.
“Athelstan, cancel my invitation to the 3rd Annual Donald Trump Display of U.S. Military Power Invitational Golf Tournament at the Mar-a-Lago Club in Florida for next month,” Set announced after reading a third text message.
“Very good, sir,” Athelstan likewise made a note of that.
Set then made a call to his stock broker to invest in a company that would soon be exporting ice to Tuktoyaktuk which is Canada’s northernmost community on the Arctic Ocean.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday June 24th
2019.
Vampire Set Addresses Cleopatra’s Needle: A Poem
The billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was walking the Victoria Embankment of the River Thames when he came across Cleopatra’s Needle.
The vampire put his hands on the ancient obelisk which was originally erected in the Egyptian city of Heliopolis on the orders of Pharaoh Thutmose III around 1450 BC.
He addressed the obelisk as he touched it:
You are a relic from the land of my birth
When I first emerged from the sands of the earth
And yet you have no memory of me at all
a silent blind sentinal to all I’ve done great and small
I slew my brother Osiris out of jealousy
because I wanted our sister Isis for me
And threw parts of him up and down the Nile
Which Isis went and retrieved mile by mile
She’d not have done the same for me
That’s when I realized I counted for nothing at all.
So my name is mud in the annals of history
How she restored him to life remains a mystery
And my nephew Horus emerged too
Ensuring my dark reign was through
But this was not always the case
Grandfather Ra thought me the fairest of the race
When I slew the serpent Apophis on the barge of the sun
Then heroism and light was the course I did run
But that is forgotten now
Wiped away like the sweat off my brow
My day in the sun is no more
Dark shadowy ground forever my floor
A creature of the night forevermore
And yet once last century
I was briefly happy
When I met Serena a daughter of time
And love rose like meter to rhyme
I should have known
lasting happiness was not mine
She was killed by an agent of terror
Stalin who ruled his land by trial and error
Trial for those ruled, and error it could not be
In that dark mind of cruel majesty
So Serena is gone
Stalin is gone
And I live on and on
From the night I came
To the night I return
And any sands I walk
Are sands the sun does not burn.
-A poem recited by Set to Cleopatra’s Needle
-A poem written by Christopher
Sunday April 14th
2019.
Serena the mortal human fiancee of Set who was slain by Stalinist agents in London in the autumn of 1924
Reblog of The Steampunk Girl Time Traveler
A vampire novel chapter I wrote a year and a half ago.
Dr. Cadbury Rocher had called his boss the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set down to the Set Enterprises lab to show him something.
“This is a photographic image that Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster picked up from the date June 22nd 1931,” Dr. Cadbury Rocher showed Set the photo.
“My god the Great Sun God Ra,” Set whispered, “it’s Serena.”
Serena was the name of Set’s fiancee who had been assassinated by a Soviet assassin Leonid Terovsky back in the autumn of 1924.
Her body was currently lying in a special lab at Set Enterprises.
Prior to that, she had been kept in a glass coffin (at low temperatures to preserve her body) at Set’s colossal West London mansion.
She had been moved to Set Enterprises Laboratories in the year 2000 when Set had hired the scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher.
Dr. Cadbury Rocher was the great-grandson of French scientist Dr. Louis…
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Reblog of Serena Slain
A vampire novel chapter I wrote over a year ago.
But it ties in with some vampire novel chapters I have written recently.
It was the autumn of 1924.
And the wealthy Egyptian vampire Set was showing his fiancee Serena the house he had bought them.
Soviet secret police assassin Leonid Terovsky watched the couple.
He then stepped forward into the moonlight, pulled out a revolver and fired six shots into Set.
Who didn’t die.
Since he was a vampire.
Terrified and confused, Leonid stepped back.
Angered, Set approached the assassin.
Leonid pulled out his other revolver and started firing again.
This time in the direction of Serena.
Who being mortal immediately hit the ground.
Covered in blood.
“No,” Set screamed as he turned around.
He rushed to Serena and held her in his arms where she died.
Terovsky fled down the street.
Set continued to hold the slain Serena in his arms as he wept.
Sherrielock Holmes (who was Sherlock Holmes’ lesser known twin sister) was walking down the street when she…
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Time Travelers, Soviet Assassins and Darkness Falls On Santa Lucia’s Night
Serena a time traveler (from the future) and the mortal fiancee of the wealthy ancient Egyptian vampire Set typing up an Ernest Hemingway manuscript for the Church Times
Serena would soon be marrying her love the wealthy Egyptian vampire Sol Invictus Set.
Tomorrow Set would be showing Serena the mansion he had bought the both of them.
In the meantime, Serena was typing up a manuscript for Ernest Hemingway (whom she had met in Paris earlier this year)- a freelance article that Hemingway was submitting to the Church Times newspaper in London.
Hemingway had recently met a member of the White Russian community in Harbin, China who had recently moved to Paris.
The White Russian emigre claimed to have met Charles Sydney Gibbes the Englishman who served as English language tutor to the children of Russia’s last Czar Nicholas II from 1908 to 1918 including accompanying the Imperial Family into exile at Tobolsk in Siberia.
In May 1918, Nicholas II had told Gibbes before the Imperial Family was moved on the Bolshevik regime’s orders to Ipatiev House in Yekatirinbug that he had personally come to believe in the appearance of the Blessed Virgin Mary Mother of Jesus to three shepherd children at Fatima, Portugal the year before and had prophecied correctly about evil diabolic errors arising in Russia that would spread throughout the world unless Russia was consecrated to Her Immaculate Heart by the Bishop of Rome acting in concert with all the bishops of the world.
“Would that include all the bishops of the Catholic, Eastern Orthodox and Oriental Orthodox Churches together?” Serena wondered as she read Hemingway’s own hastily typed and much in need of correction of typos original manuscript.
Hemingway’s source did not say.
What was said was that Nicholas II had told Gibbes that both him and his family would be murdered by the Bolsheviks as revealed in a dream to him.
As such, Nicholas II had told Gibbes that he was writing a letter and he would be putting this letter in a small metal chest sealed shut and marked with the Romanov double headed phoenix insignia and Gibbes must return to England with the sealed chest and put it in the Oxford University archives with the instructions that it must be opened and read on the exact date of the 100th anniversary of their deaths by whoever was the heir to the Romanov Russian Imperial throne in the year 2018.
Hemingway had asked Serena in a note he wrote her to go to Oxford and check if the chest with the letter inside was ever deposited in the University archives.
“You look lovely, my dear,” Sol Invictus Set said as he gazed at his fiancee.
Serena looked back at him and crossed her legs as she sat at the typewriter.
Meanwhile in a dance hall not far away, the Egyptian goddess Sekhmet was performing.
Watching her perform was the Egyptian god Anubis the son of Set.
Anubis had betrayed the location of Set’s new mansion to Soviet assassin Leonid Terovsky who had been ordered by Josef Stalin to kill Set.
Terovsky would be on scene when Sol Invictus Set showed Serena the mansion tomorrow.
Anubis’ betrayal of his father Set was vengeance on Set for betraying his mother and Set’s first wife Nepthys.
Set totally oblivious to family betrayal by his offspring and the intrigue and machinations of the Soviet emerging Stalinist state.
Several years after these events, British MP Renfield R. Renfield had been invited to attend the opening of the Gibbes box in the Oxford University Archives by the Romanov heir to the Russian Imperial Throne on the evening of July 16th/17th 2018.
And the ghost of Soviet dictator Josef Stalin (granted dispensational leave from Tartarus by Hades the god of the Underworld) was now advising Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman.
Meanwhile the fierce ghost rider Muerte Noir (who might just possibly be one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse) was riding his horse Equus Beelzebar out of his haunts in the American Wild West and heading straight towards a church in Sweden.
The girl who was playing Saint Lucy in the church candlelight procession in Saint Lucia’s Church in this small Swedish village on the night of Santa Lucia’s Day was unaware that she was going to come face to face with terror (in the form of a dark rider on a dark horse) after the service.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday December 13th
2018.
Sol Invictus Set Leaves Berlin For London November 28th 1938
The London based wealthy Egyptian vampire and businessman Sol Invictus Set had spent the past week touring Berlin with Der Fuhrer Hitler’s personal architect Albert Speer.
Speer was telling Set all the exciting buildings and statues he planned to build when the city became Germania the capital of the world.
He even introduced Set to the Persian goddess Anahita who knew how to bring statues to life.
A rather obnoxious individual (in Set’s opinion) Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau kept following them around taking notes.
Thus preventing Set from having some private time to make out with her.
Anahita went flying back to Tehran yesterday November 27th.
So Set had no more reason to remain in Berlin.
He decided to fly back to London today.
There waiting for him on the airport tarmac and leaning on his plane’s wing was the Norse Germanic goddess Freya:
Later as the plane was flying back to London, the plane’s German co-pilot Werner Von Wagner remarked to his British co-pilot Albert Von Elgar, “It seems extra foggy over the channel today.”
“I think it’s because of what the Boss and Freya are currently doing in the single back passenger seat that’s fogging up the window,” Elgar replied.
“I wonder if Errol Flynn will be the actor they hire to play the Boss in a movie,” said Wagner as the plane landed in a lake in England’s Lake District so admired by William and Dorothy Wordsworth.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday November 28th
2018.
Renfield: Taking Care of Business In Every Way
British MP Renfield R. Renfield had received a phone call from Dr. Cadbury Rocher at Set Enterprises.
Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had picked up a TV news broadcast from the future on his lobster antennae and Michelangelo had typed with his lobster claws on the keyboard of his waterproof laptop that the vision was meant for Renfield’s eyes only.
So Renfield caught a trolley bus that drove quite close to the Set Enterprises laboratory and rug emporium (The billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set had recently gone into business with the Persian goddess Anahita and sold Persian rugs together- putting Set on Donald Trump’s business black list).
The trolley bus headed down a single lane one way street that was meant for trolley buses only.
There was a vehicle trap at the front of the street that trapped any vehicle other than trolley buses from going down that street.
However there were plenty of flashing red lights and traffic signs that warned other vehicles of the vehicle trap ahead.
However there was always the occasional idiot who totally ignored all the flashing lights and traffic signs and wound up with their vehicle caught in the trap preventing the bus from getting through.
This was one of those days.
“I can’t believe that bitch did that!” The bus driver shouted.
Other people on the bus now complained about being late for important appointments thanks to the inherent stupidity of the said bitch.
Renfield seethed as he got off the bus.
There was only one thing to do about such stupid people.
And that was to eliminate them from the face of the earth.
The airheaded bitch was on her mobile calling for a tow truck to pull her vehicle out of the trap.
It was rather unfortunate for the said airhead that she wasn’t very good looking.
Otherwise Renfield might have shown some pity.
As it was, Renfield reached into his raincoat pocket, pulled out his gun and fired 7 bullets point blank at her.
The woman immediately fell to the ground quite dead as the operator on the other end of the line asked her for her Auto Club Membership #.
But the woman had expired before her membership did.
Renfield being a member of MI-5, MI-6, British Home Office and Her Majesty’s Secret Service had a licence to kill like James Bond 007 (in fact his secret agent code number was 0069).
Renfield received a standing ovation and thunderous applause from the other passengers on the bus for his actions.
Renfield looked at his watch and decided he’d better walk from here to Set Enterprises.
As Renfield walked down the street, he sang his own paraphrased version of an early 1980s Air Supply Song,
There’s one less stupid person in the world
And it’s gonna be fine
Out of all the stupid people in the world
You’re now dead and gone
In my life where everything was wrong
Something finally went right
Now there’s one less stupid person in the world tonight…
“It’s too bad Donald Trump hadn’t been the one to have driven that vehicle into the trap,” the trolley bus driver remarked.
“Too bad indeed,” British Prime Minister Theresa May agreed.
Mrs. May vowed never to take public transit again.
She was now going to be at least half an hour late for an important meeting to save her Brexit deal.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday November 23rd
2018.
More International Intrigue With International Goddesses In Berlin November 1938
The Norse Valkyrie Kara being accosted by the London based multimillionaire ancient Egyptian vampire businessman Set on a Berlin street in November 1938
Outside the Berlin hotel room of the ancient Egyptian vampire Sol Invictus Set, Thor the Norse god of thunder watched in horror as the Norse goddess Freya tried to talk Set out of supporting Hitler.
Thor saw Set leave the hotel and go strolling through the streets of Berlin deep in thought.
Thor dropped his hammer Mjolnir on his big toe, cursed and realized he better do something quick.
What would his fellow beer drinking buddies and fellow deities Ares (the Greek god of war) and Morrigan (the Celtic goddess of war) say if the best laid plans of gods and goddesses (for war) went astray like the best laid plans of mice and men?
As Thor sat rubbing his toe and pondering his dilemma, a mouse ran down the street chasing a piece of cheese (being blown by the wind) and the cheese wound up under the kilt of a visiting Scottish bagpiper who was playing the song Auld Lang Syne on his bagpipes.
Thor decided to send the Valkyrie Kara in Set’s direction and seduce Set back into following Hitler.
Kara stepped from a cab on to the sidewalk right in front of Set and as Thor suspected he would, Set followed the swaying skirt of the seductive femme fatale Valkyrie Kara down the street.
Kara stopped on the steps of her apartment building and waited for Sol Invictus Set to catch up.
He approached the steps and looked at her longingly like a long lost puppy:
“Well, Mr. Sol Invictus Set,” Kara spoke in a sultry sensuous voice, “How would you like to come up to my place and I’ll show you my war plans and battle etchings?”.
Der Fuhrer Adolf Hitler much to his personal embarrassment had a little trouble getting up to speed in the presence of Set’s niece Sekhmeta (who was really the Egyptian lion goddess Sekhmet as a Churchillian spy in disguise).
But such is the inherent personal shortcomings of many world leaders who try to make their country great again.
Sekhmeta suggested going down to the Doctor Faustus Cabaret where many of the top Nazi scientists hung out after hours.
Hitler agreed.
When they got there, Sekhmeta went backstage, put on a costume and performed on stage much to the delight of Der Fuhrer and the top Nazi scientists:
Franz Kohler of the Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau of the SS was standing in a Berlin art gallery looking at a painting of the Persian goddess Anahita:
“That painting looks like a combination of being both from the past and the future at the same time,” Franz Kohler thought to himself, “And that statue of a celestial entity behind the goddess Anahita seems to be actually coming to life.”
The next day Sekhmeta boarded a private plane at a private airport in Berlin:
She was carrying in her suitcase all the Nazi flying saucer plans she had obtained from drunken Nazi scientists.
Sekhmeta’s theft of the plans would set the Nazi flying saucer program back by several years.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday November 21st
2018.
International Goddesses and International Intrigue In Berlin November 1938
The London based multimillionaire businessman ancient Egyptian vampire Set was spending the Feast Day of Saint Edmund King and Martyr (an early medieval king of East Anglia who was slain by Vikings in 869 AD) in Berlin, Germany.
After a dinner meeting with the Fuhrer Adolf Hitler and the highest ranking members of his government, Set returned to his hotel room.
There sitting on top of the piano in his room was the Norse Germanic goddess Freya wearing an evening dress:
After leaving the dinner party, SS head Heinrich Himmler returned to his room.
He was embarrassed that Der Fuhrer had spent time showing the London businessman photos of Finns raking leaves in the forest near Der Fuhrer’s Bavarian chalet The Berghof at the Berchtesgaden.
A Berlin tarot card reader had told Der Fuhrer that Finns raking leaves in the forest was good for preventing forest fires.
Himmler felt embarrassed to tell Der Fuhrer that the tarot card reader and her pet red spider monkey as well as her wigmaker had just been arrested by the SS for being frauds.
As he opened the door to his bedroom, there sitting on his bed was the Egyptian cat goddess Bastet:
Hitler walked back to his bedroom.
He figured that he had had quite a successful meeting with London businessman Sol Invictus Set.
Der Furher thought Set would make an excellent Prime Minister for Britain when he had incorporated that island kingdom into his Reich four or five years down the road.
As Hitler opened the door, he was surprised to see a lovely girl waiting for him on the bed:
The girl was Set’s niece Sekhmeta (the lion goddess Sekhmet disguised as a teen-aged girl supposedly descended from Set’s nephew Horus).
Unbeknownst to both Hitler and Set, the girl was a spy for British MP Winston Churchill.
Hitler’s architect Albert Speer was finishing up in his office for the day.
He was walking through the lobby of the building where he worked when he encountered this woman:
The woman was the ancient Persian goddess Anahita.
“Herr Speer,” the Persian goddess addressed him as a tarot card reader, a red spider monkey and a wigmaker were lead out of the building in handcuffs by the SS, “if you would really like to become a speer of destiny like Longinus’ that pierced the side of Christ, how would you like to know the secret of making life like statues that would actually come to life in Der Fuhrer’s future New Berlin of Germania?.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday November 20th
2018.
