Set and Anubis Discuss The Demon Ahriman
The London based billionaire ancient Egy₱tian vam₱ire Set was having a meeting with his son Anubis the jackal headed Egy₱tian god to discuss the latter’s fact finding mission to the Middle East.
Egy₱tian Vam₱ire Set In New York City
Saturn Kronos Heads To The North ₱ole
World famous genetically created satyr ₱an Goatee was once again riding a bus.
SetFlix
Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher was watching a TV commercial for a new TV movie network that was starting up- SetFlix.
SetFlix was owned by his boss the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.
“The ghost of Ronald Reagan stars in this series premiere film on SetFlix. Reagan plays the ghost of a former American President who witnesses the opening shot in a global civil war between the vaccinated and the unvaccinated during a plandemic scamdemic. The Presidential ghost sees a Pachamama worshipping Irish rock singer and friend of Pope Francis pushed to his death off the Cliffs of Moher into the North Atlantic by a renegade British MP and well known podcaster. Watch the ghost of Ronald Reagan appearing in the SetFlix premiere of Bedtime For Bono.”
“Sounds like an interesting movie,” Dr. Rocher remarked.
He turned the TV off and resumed his scientific studies.
Much of what he was researching was not being mentioned by the brainless mainstream media.
A study by the Oxford University Clinical Research Group published in the August 10th 2021 issue of The Lancet showed that people who are vaccinated are more susceptible to the Delta variant.
The study found that vaccinated individuals carry 251 times the load of Covid-19 viruses in their nostrils compared to the unvaccinated.
Meanwhile Israel the most vaccinated country in the world was continuing to experience one of the globe’s highest daily infection rates and the majority of people catching the virus (83%) were already vaccinated.
Meanwhile across North America, brainless politicians, brainless bureaucrats, brainless health “experts”, brainless celebrities, brainless business people, brainless professional sports leagues and brainless journalists continued to push for mandatory vaccine passports in an effort to get everyone vaccinated.
As a brainless Brian Mulroney might put it if he was still Prime Minister of Canada, “I will not rest until everyone’s dead from the Delta variant as a result of being fully vaccinated.”
Meanwhile in news from Sweden (likewise not being reported by the brainless mainstream media) 2 weeks of in-person schooling and no mask wearing and no news of any related public health outbreaks or hospitalizations are being reported.
As the world continued to push for everyone to be vaccinated, Dr. Rocher was reminded of what British MP Renfield R. Renfield had told him this morning that back in 1978 David Spangler the then Director of the United Nations Planetary Initiative Project (which had changed its name in 2015 to Sustainable Development 2030) had written in his 1978 book Reflections On The Christ published by Findhorn Press,
“No one will be part of the New World Order unless he carries out an act of worship to Lucifer.
No one will enter the New Age unless he receives Luciferian initiation.”
Dr. Cadbury Rocher recalled that in mRNA vaccine research, a luciferase assay is used to determine if a protein can activate or repress the expression of a target gene.
Set Enterprises’ Dr. Cadbury Rocher fondly remembers the days before social distancing.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday September 1st
2021.
Set and Lord Tweedsmuir
The London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was having a conversation in his study with Lord Tweedsmuir a vampire member of the House of Lords.
“So the People’s Republic of China is continuing to go full throttle in the South China China with its ships encroaching on its neighbours Vietnam and the Philippines?” Set inquired.
“That is correct,” Lord Tweedsmuir sipped on his scotch.
“And Communist China is continuing to send its planes into Taiwanese airspace and its ships into Taiwanese waters?” Set pointed his finger on his globe of the world.
“That’s right,” Tweedsmuir nodded, “And Japanese Prime Minister Yoshihide Suga says Japan will not come to Taiwan’s aid if Taiwan is attacked by Communist China.”
“So who will come to Taiwan’s aid if Communist China attacks?” Set wanted to know.
“Well, most probably not senile old fool Joe Biden,” Tweedsmuir answered, “he’s thinking about going to Ukraine’s aid if Russia attacks.”
“And Russia is building up its forces along Ukraine’s borders?” Set moved his finger across the globe.
“That’s right,” Tweedsmuir refilled his glass of scotch, “And Israel is continuing its incursions into Syria. And Turkey is continuing its incursions into Syria. The Middle East tinderbox keeps getting more and more burning logs thrown on it each day.”
“And what is it that’s preoccupying Western world leaders these days?” Set smiled as he already knew the answer.
“That its citizens continue to wear masks, practice social distancing and line up to take the Death Vaxx,” Tweedsmuir remarked.
“So everyone in the West is zombie sleepwalking while World War III approaches,” Set spinned the globe.
“Yes, the youth of the decade of the 1980s was worried about the possibilty of nuclear war,” Tweedsmuir acknowleged, “Today’s youth not so much. I guess nuclear war wasn’t really covered in the Critical Race Theory or Critical Gender Theory that has been all the rage in public education for the past thirty odd years.”
“So radioactivity is going to rain on Pope Francis’ climate change parade?” Set stopped spinning the globe.
“Yes, the global flood of Noah’s Day won’t have time to come back much to Francis’ disappointment and inability to say I told you so,” Tweedsmuir switched from scotch to vodka.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday April 25th
2021.
Of Castros and Other Despots
It was 60 years ago today that the American CIA’s poorly planned and thoroughly botched Bay of Pigs invasion of Cuba took place.
The plan was to drive the Castro Communist government of Cuba out of power.
The Communists are still in power in Cuba today.
And today the American CIA itself (along with the rest of the American Deep State) is now crawling from top to bottom with Neo-Bolshevik Communist ideologues.
Raul Castro the former President of Cuba (and successor to Fidel Castro) used the 60th anniversary of the Bay of Pigs invasion to announce his resignation as leader of Cuba’s Communist Party today.
-Renfield R. Renfield British MP doing his Saturday night podcast from Lord Horatio Nelson’s column atop London’s Trafalgar Square.
. . .
The Bay of Pigs invasion is not the only anniversary to be noted on this April 17th 2021.
It was 39 years ago today on April 17th 1982 that Her Majesty Elizabeth II in her role as Queen of the Dominion of Canada signed into law in Ottawa the new Canadian Constitution that included the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms.
Today if you click on the link to the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms at the Government of Canada website, a message pops up that the link to this page you’re looking for is now broken.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Last night Ontario Premier (and for all intensive purposes absolute Fascist dictator) Doug Ford the leader of Canada’s largest province announced the most draconian lockdown measures ever.
Police would be allowed to arbitrarily stop any pedestrian walking the streets or any person driving a vehicle and ask them for their ID papers with home address as well as an explanation of why they’ve left their homes.
Roadblocks and checkpoints had also been set up on Ontario’s borders with the provinces of Manitoba and Quebec to turn back any person deemed unfit to enter the province.
After making the announcement the words I AM AN APOSTLE OF THE ANTICHRIST suddenly appeared written in black and red felt ink on Doug Ford’s forehead and a Lake Ontario Beach Rubbish Cream Pie was thrown in his face by an invisible entity (identified as a 6 foot 8 tall purple coloured bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears according to a Harvey Wallbanger drinking bystander).
Today Ford announced he was dropping giving police the powers to arbitrarily ask someone for their ID papers and home address and an explanation of why they were outside their homes after an outcry from Ontario’s civil libertarian leaders (of which there were not too many in the Ontario of the Great Reset).
However Ford did offer a caveat “unless police suspected the person might possibly be attending a mass social gathering”.
Given the Nazi Gestapo like mentality or Neo-Bolshevik Communist secret police like mentality of many police officers in Canada (to say nothing of the rest of the Western world), that caveat would be enough to give any power hungry corrupt cop (of which there are far too many in Canada and the Western world) the legal cover he needed to persecute and harass somebody he didn’t like the look of or just didn’t like for whatever reason.
-Renfield R. Renfield British MP broadcasting from above the Canadian High Commission in London, England.
. . .
Prince Philip’s funeral was held at St. George’s Chapel at Windsor Castle today.
As the day gave way to night, the London-based ancient Egyptian vampire Set stood on the grounds of Windsor Castle and paid his respects from a distance.
Set had met the Duke of Edinburgh on a few occasions.
Meanwhile far off in the Canadian province of Alberta, a trio of deities were having a bit of fun.
Thor, Loki and a robotic falcon possessed by the spirit of the Egyptian god Horus had kidnapped a statue of a white unicorn from the small village of Delia, Alberta.
For the past two years, Morgan the Mystical Unicorn had stood in front of an arts and crafts shop in the small village of 215 people.
Then a couple of nights ago, the white unicorn (made of stainless steel) had been stolen.
Today it had been found in a farmer’s field not far from the village.
Its horn had been hammered off and then fitted upside down into the horse’s head.
A cruel thing to do to a statue of a unicorn.
A woman named Delia (she was in fact the Greek goddess Artemis whose epithet Delia meant “Woman born on the island of Delos”) was sure that the three deities’ abduction and smashing and inverting of the horn inside the head of Morgan the Magical Mystical Unicorn was directed at her.
In the form of a message.
A message directed against her.
And somehow connected with the funeral of Philip (since Philip had also been the name of the father of the Macedonian Greek king Alexander the Great).
And the unicorn (along with the lion) had been longstanding symbols of the British monarchy to be found on their coat of arms.
And somehow this tied in with “the little horn of the Book of Daniel” (Daniel Chapter 8 which was seen as a prototype of the Antichrist).
Already Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol was using an Oxford cryptographer to deciper the message the whole Morgan the Mystical Unicorn abduction from the village of Delia and the horn smashing and inversion intended to convey.
The Greek goddess Artemis: Whose epithet is Delia.
Set Gets A Call From His Accounting Department
The London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was sitting in his study and listening to the radio.
He was once again surprised to hear his former employee and current British MP Renfield R. Renfield reading the BBC World News Report on BBC Radio.
Renfield said, “Next month on his trip to Iraq, the extremely ecumenically minded Pope Francis will be holding an interfaith religious service on top of the ancient Babylonian temple to the Mesopotamian moon god Nanna. No word yet on whether Nanna himself plans to attend the service.”
Set guffawed.
Spewing the Earl Grey tea in his mouth all the way to the far side of the study.
Renfield went on, “And in further news regarding Pope Francis, the pontiff said all journalists wishing to fly with him on his plane to and from Iraq must be vaccinated against the Holy, Blessed and Eternal Virus known to the world as Covid before being allowed to fly with him.
Those journalists who wish to ask him questions leading to one of his usual idiotic rambling answers must be vaccinated twice…”
The phone rang on the desk next to Set’s chair and he turned the radio off.
The vampire picked up the receiver.
It was one of those old phones that you often see in gangster movies of the 1920s and ’30s.
“Sol Invictus Set,” the vampire said giving the full name he wrote down on his British Citizenship certificate when he received British citizenship back in the 1920s.
“Hello, Mr. Set,” the voice on the other end spoke, “This is I.M. Boring from the Set Enterprises Accounting Department.”
“Oh yes, Mr. Boring,” Set yawned, “What can I do for you?”.
“We’ve noticed an expenditure claimed by one of your employees that we think you should really be concerned about,” Boring explained.
“Oh yes,” Set put down his cup of tea and proceeded to drink the entire pot of coffee on the tray next to him to keep himself awake.
“One of your employees put down as an expenditure the cost of 2002 bottles of Hendrick’s Gin over the past month,” Boring noted.
“By 2002,” Set finished the entire pot of coffee, “Do you mean the year the gin was made or the numerical amount of bottles of gin that was consumed?”.
“The numerical amount of bottles of gin that was consumed,” Boring answered.
“Jesus,” Set was fully awake now and spoke a name that probably wouldn’t be mentioned in the interfaith service atop Nanna’s temple next month, “This employee must be sent to Alcoholics Anonymous right away or face permanent termination of his employment.”
“It gets worse, Mr. Set,” Boring explained.
“It does?” Set rang the bell on his tray to summon his butler and valet Athelstan.
The billionaire vampire was going to ask his gentleman’s gentleman to bring him Set a much needed bottle of Hendrick’s Gin.
“Apparently the entire 2002 bottles of gin were consumed on two separate days,” Boring went on, “1001 bottles of Hendrick’s Gin consumed back on Thursday February 4th and 1001 bottles of Hendrick’s Gin consumed 2 days ago on Monday February 22nd.”
“My God,” Set reached for a hot buttered scone, “Talk about the mother of all drinking problems. Doesn’t the said person realize that binge drinking is dangerous. He should really space out his alcohol consumption. And not do it all at one time every 3 weeks.”
“And not charge the cost of his alcohol consumption to his employer,” Boring noted.
“Indeed,” Set wholeheartedly agreed and started putting some marmalade on his hot buttered scone, “And what was the name of this employee?”.
“Dr. Marmalade Montague,” Boring answered.
Set quickly checked the brand name of his marmalade.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday February 24th
2021.
Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI To Receive Forced Vaccination
“The best argument against taking the vaccine is the fact that the Communist “Pope” Francis says everyone should take it.”
-Renfield R. Renfield British MP
As another part of the ongoing tyranny descending upon the world in the form of a dark lifeless mist ever since the spiritual/political virus known as Covid Communism descended upon the world in the wake of Xi Jinping’s Chinese Communist Party releasing a bioengineered weapon from the Wuhan Institute of Virology (whether intentional or accidental), the tyranny now extended to Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI who did not wish to receive the vaccine but the Vatican decided he’d be given a mandatory vaccine against his will.
The news reached the attention of British MP Renfield R. Renfield.
He discussed it with Athelstan the personal butler and valet to the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.
“I’m now formulating a plan with my field operatives in my personal British Army brigade of gurkhas to break into the Vatican and rescue Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI before he’s given the DeathVaxx as Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher calls it,” Renfield explained.
“Break into the Vatican?” Athelstan raised an eyebrow, “But isn’t that place well guarded?”.
“It is,” Renfield nodded, “But you must remember that this will be a whole brigade of gurkhas attacking them. There aren’t too many guards on Earth who can hold out against an entire brigade of gurkhas. The only thing is that there may be demons guarding the Vatican according to the latest Set Enterprises Intelligence report. Still if there is any mortal warrior on Earth capable of kicking a demon’s ass, it would be a gurkha.”
“Good luck with that, sir,” Athelstan remarked as he went off to prepare a tray of tea and crumpets for Set.
Meanwhile in the woods outside the vampiress Lilith’s palatial estate near Astana, Kazakhstan:
Golgotha daughter of the vampiress Lilith with her pet raven Ancient Mariner’s Albatross on her shoulder
“Listen, Alby,” she called him by her pet name for him, “Listen to the silence but soon the world will be crawling with zombie nosferatu.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday January 12th
2020.
Exposed: Krampus’ Christmas Eve 2020 Kidnapping of Santa
As everyone knows Santa Claus lives at the North Pole.
Of course Santa Claus isn’t his original name.
The original name of the extremely tall and very fat elf was Caerthalian.
However Caerthalian was so impressed with the saintly bishop Saint Nicholas of Myra (March 15th 270 AD to December 6th 343 AD) and his beautiful habit of giving gifts at Christmas, that, after the good Saint died, Caerthalian and some of his smaller and shorter elf acquaintances moved up to the North Pole and built a small toy workshop where they made gifts for good little girls and boys that they then delivered around the world by Christmas morn.
As the Middle Ages started to drift into the era of the Renaissance, three little boys Martin Luther, John Calvin and Ulrich Zwingli never received any gifts at Christmas from Caerthalian (who had since changed his name to Santa Claus a variant of the Dutch Sinter Klaas which was the Dutch nickname for Saint Nicholas) because they were consistently naughty throughout the year.
As such when grown men, all 3 consistently argued for justification by faith.
Thus from Caerthalian’s/Santa Claus’ penchant for only giving gifts to good little girls and boys, the seeds of the Protestant Reformation were born.
Caerthalian’s/Santa Claus’ discriminatory policy of not giving gifts to the ethically challenged would be thoroughly repudiated by Jorge Mario Bergoglio in the 2nd decade of the 21st Century.
Turning to the point where the second and third decades of the 21st Century would merge- Christmas Eve 2020- after a meeting of demons and fallen angels in the newly formed Council For Inclusive Debauchery, it was agreed that the half-demon half-goat Krampus (who was the most unholy creature at December in the territory of the old Holy Roman Empire) should kidnap Santa Claus on the night of December 24th and commandeer his gift laden one horse open sleigh that was driven by eight reindeer (Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen) plus Rudolph (who had been putting in a special cameo appearance every Christmas Eve since 1939).
Olive the other reindeer would stay home and get plastered drinking Mrs. Claus’ rum laced eggnog.
This year Krampus would be carrying a special gift that was made by the Wuhan Institute of Virology.
Bill Gates was already rubbing his hands with glee as visions of the next vaccine danced in his head.
Dr. Anthony Fauci and the Xi Jinping Commie loving idiots at WHO had already told the children of the world that Santa was immune from Covid and they should not be afraid to hug the jolly old elf if they see him.
Any change in Santa’s appearance from previous Christmasses (i.e. looking like Krampus) could be explained by an allergic skin reaction to a teen elf acne medication he was taking.
With the blessings of Dr. Anthony Fauci and the WHO, Krampus as the Santa imposter set out on his Christmas Eve mission.
It was agreed by all involved with the Council For Inclusive Debauchery that Rudolph plus the original 8 reindeer plus Olive the other reindeer should be held under quarantine so that reports of the Krampus posing as Santa story would not get out to the world and give the mainstream Marxist media in the West a chance to think up a cockinbull story knocking any honest reports of the incident.
Rudolph however managed to escape and got to the Set Estate in London where he told British MP Renfield R. Renfield the story.
Renfield went in and informed his former employer the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set of what had happened.
“What reindeer relayed this info?” Set asked.
“Rudolph,” Renfield replied.
“How do you know it was Rudolph?” Set inquired.
“Because of his red shiny nose,” Renfield answered.
Set lit himself a cigar and asked, “What is the cause of his red shiny nose?”.
“Could it be Oom-Pah-Pah?” The woman playing the female character of Nancy sang on the old LP record belonging to Set which contained songs from the 1960 musical Oliver! a musical adaptation of Charles Dickens’ classic 1838 novel Oliver Twist.
Renfield, looking back into the living room where he noticed Rudolph hitting the bottles of gin, remarked, “The lady on the record says it all.”
-A Christmas children’s story
for adults
and
vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday December 26th
2020.
Dracul Van Helsing 
Nefertiti Galore The Shapeshifting Cat of The Billionaire Ancient Egyptian Vampire Set
December 13, 2021 at 10:23 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (Anne Rice, Boris Johnson, Nefertiti Galore, Renfield R. Renfield, Set, The Billionaire Ancient Egyptian Vampire Set, The Covid Tyranny, The Ghost of Orson Welles)
The maid opened the door and in walked Nefertiti Galore the shapeshifting cat of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set (She was able to shapeshift into different breeds of cats).
“Let me get a picture,” said the ghost of Orson Welles as he took a photo with a spectral black and white camera.
Nefertiti Galore had spent the day in London attacking deranged medical bureaucrats, tyrannical politicians and members of the brainless mainstream media.
It got so bad that British Prime Minister Boris Johnson was forced to stand in the House of Commons to declare a state of emergency.
That was until Nefertiti Galore emptied the house with her attack.
The only MP who remained sitting was Renfield R. Renfield who sat reading Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes and sipping a glass of Napoleon brandy.
. . .
The FDA (Food and Drug Administration) has asked a judge to further delay releasing Pfizer jab data until at least 2096.
Remarked Renfield, “An intelligent person like Sherlock Holmes would ask “What are they hiding that they require such a long delay?”. A stupid person like Calgary City Councillor Gian-Carlo Carra wouldn’t ask.”
Renfield stood up and asked the empty Speaker’s chair, “Mr. Speaker, is the Prime Minister aware that 295 young athletes across the world have had cardiac arrests and 169 have died after receiving the Covid shot? If he’s not aware, he may leave the the chamber.”
Johnson had already left the chamber.
Renfield then made the following statement, “The great vampire novelist Anne Rice passed away from complications from a stroke this past Saturday December 11th 2021. What the mainstream media won’t tell you is that stroke arose in the aftermath of her March 2021 vaccination.”
. . .
SNN (Set News Network) reported that Pope Francis had a “very cordial” and “exciting” meeting (to use the Vatican News Agency’s terminolgy) with Spain’s Communist Deputy Prime Minister Yolanda Diaz this past Saturday December 11th.
They discussed climate change, the Great Reset and making the world a better place.
Renfield refrained from making an editorial comment as the statement above spoke for itself.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday December 13th
2021.
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