Set Gets A Call From His Accounting Department

February 24, 2021 at 11:46 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

The London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was sitting in his study and listening to the radio.

He was once again surprised to hear his former employee and current British MP Renfield R. Renfield reading the BBC World News Report on BBC Radio.

Renfield said, “Next month on his trip to Iraq, the extremely ecumenically minded Pope Francis will be holding an interfaith religious service on top of the ancient Babylonian temple to the Mesopotamian moon god Nanna. No word yet on whether Nanna himself plans to attend the service.”

Set guffawed.

Spewing the Earl Grey tea in his mouth all the way to the far side of the study.

Renfield went on, “And in further news regarding Pope Francis, the pontiff said all journalists wishing to fly with him on his plane to and from Iraq must be vaccinated against the Holy, Blessed and Eternal Virus known to the world as Covid before being allowed to fly with him.
Those journalists who wish to ask him questions leading to one of his usual idiotic rambling answers must be vaccinated twice…”

The phone rang on the desk next to Set’s chair and he turned the radio off.

The vampire picked up the receiver.

It was one of those old phones that you often see in gangster movies of the 1920s and ’30s.

“Sol Invictus Set,” the vampire said giving the full name he wrote down on his British Citizenship certificate when he received British citizenship back in the 1920s.

“Hello, Mr. Set,” the voice on the other end spoke, “This is I.M. Boring from the Set Enterprises Accounting Department.”

“Oh yes, Mr. Boring,” Set yawned, “What can I do for you?”.

“We’ve noticed an expenditure claimed by one of your employees that we think you should really be concerned about,” Boring explained.

“Oh yes,” Set put down his cup of tea and proceeded to drink the entire pot of coffee on the tray next to him to keep himself awake.

“One of your employees put down as an expenditure the cost of 2002 bottles of Hendrick’s Gin over the past month,” Boring noted.

“By 2002,” Set finished the entire pot of coffee, “Do you mean the year the gin was made or the numerical amount of bottles of gin that was consumed?”.

“The numerical amount of bottles of gin that was consumed,” Boring answered.

“Jesus,” Set was fully awake now and spoke a name that probably wouldn’t be mentioned in the interfaith service atop Nanna’s temple next month, “This employee must be sent to Alcoholics Anonymous right away or face permanent termination of his employment.”

“It gets worse, Mr. Set,” Boring explained.

“It does?” Set rang the bell on his tray to summon his butler and valet Athelstan.

The billionaire vampire was going to ask his gentleman’s gentleman to bring him Set a much needed bottle of Hendrick’s Gin.

“Apparently the entire 2002 bottles of gin were consumed on two separate days,” Boring went on, “1001 bottles of Hendrick’s Gin consumed back on Thursday February 4th and 1001 bottles of Hendrick’s Gin consumed 2 days ago on Monday February 22nd.”

“My God,” Set reached for a hot buttered scone, “Talk about the mother of all drinking problems. Doesn’t the said person realize that binge drinking is dangerous. He should really space out his alcohol consumption. And not do it all at one time every 3 weeks.”

“And not charge the cost of his alcohol consumption to his employer,” Boring noted.

“Indeed,” Set wholeheartedly agreed and started putting some marmalade on his hot buttered scone, “And what was the name of this employee?”.

“Dr. Marmalade Montague,” Boring answered.

Set quickly checked the brand name of his marmalade.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday February 24th
2021.

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Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI To Receive Forced Vaccination

January 12, 2021 at 10:35 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, Sorcery, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

“The best argument against taking the vaccine is the fact that the Communist “Pope” Francis says everyone should take it.”
-Renfield R. Renfield British MP

As another part of the ongoing tyranny descending upon the world in the form of a dark lifeless mist ever since the spiritual/political virus known as Covid Communism descended upon the world in the wake of Xi Jinping’s Chinese Communist Party releasing a bioengineered weapon from the Wuhan Institute of Virology (whether intentional or accidental), the tyranny now extended to Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI who did not wish to receive the vaccine but the Vatican decided he’d be given a mandatory vaccine against his will.

The news reached the attention of British MP Renfield R. Renfield.

He discussed it with Athelstan the personal butler and valet to the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

“I’m now formulating a plan with my field operatives in my personal British Army brigade of gurkhas to break into the Vatican and rescue Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI before he’s given the DeathVaxx as Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher calls it,” Renfield explained.

“Break into the Vatican?” Athelstan raised an eyebrow, “But isn’t that place well guarded?”.

“It is,” Renfield nodded, “But you must remember that this will be a whole brigade of gurkhas attacking them. There aren’t too many guards on Earth who can hold out against an entire brigade of gurkhas. The only thing is that there may be demons guarding the Vatican according to the latest Set Enterprises Intelligence report. Still if there is any mortal warrior on Earth capable of kicking a demon’s ass, it would be a gurkha.”

“Good luck with that, sir,” Athelstan remarked as he went off to prepare a tray of tea and crumpets for Set.

Meanwhile in the woods outside the vampiress Lilith’s palatial estate near Astana, Kazakhstan:

Golgotha daughter of the vampiress Lilith with her pet raven Ancient Mariner’s Albatross on her shoulder

“Listen, Alby,” she called him by her pet name for him, “Listen to the silence but soon the world will be crawling with zombie nosferatu.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday January 12th
2020.

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Exposed: Krampus’ Christmas Eve 2020 Kidnapping of Santa

December 26, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

As everyone knows Santa Claus lives at the North Pole.

Of course Santa Claus isn’t his original name.

The original name of the extremely tall and very fat elf was Caerthalian.

However Caerthalian was so impressed with the saintly bishop Saint Nicholas of Myra (March 15th 270 AD to December 6th 343 AD) and his beautiful habit of giving gifts at Christmas, that, after the good Saint died, Caerthalian and some of his smaller and shorter elf acquaintances moved up to the North Pole and built a small toy workshop where they made gifts for good little girls and boys that they then delivered around the world by Christmas morn.

As the Middle Ages started to drift into the era of the Renaissance, three little boys Martin Luther, John Calvin and Ulrich Zwingli never received any gifts at Christmas from Caerthalian (who had since changed his name to Santa Claus a variant of the Dutch Sinter Klaas which was the Dutch nickname for Saint Nicholas) because they were consistently naughty throughout the year.

As such when grown men, all 3 consistently argued for justification by faith.

Thus from Caerthalian’s/Santa Claus’ penchant for only giving gifts to good little girls and boys, the seeds of the Protestant Reformation were born.

Caerthalian’s/Santa Claus’ discriminatory policy of not giving gifts to the ethically challenged would be thoroughly repudiated by Jorge Mario Bergoglio in the 2nd decade of the 21st Century.

Turning to the point where the second and third decades of the 21st Century would merge- Christmas Eve 2020- after a meeting of demons and fallen angels in the newly formed Council For Inclusive Debauchery, it was agreed that the half-demon half-goat Krampus (who was the most unholy creature at December in the territory of the old Holy Roman Empire) should kidnap Santa Claus on the night of December 24th and commandeer his gift laden one horse open sleigh that was driven by eight reindeer (Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen) plus Rudolph (who had been putting in a special cameo appearance every Christmas Eve since 1939).

Olive the other reindeer would stay home and get plastered drinking Mrs. Claus’ rum laced eggnog.

This year Krampus would be carrying a special gift that was made by the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

Bill Gates was already rubbing his hands with glee as visions of the next vaccine danced in his head.

Dr. Anthony Fauci and the Xi Jinping Commie loving idiots at WHO had already told the children of the world that Santa was immune from Covid and they should not be afraid to hug the jolly old elf if they see him.

Any change in Santa’s appearance from previous Christmasses (i.e. looking like Krampus) could be explained by an allergic skin reaction to a teen elf acne medication he was taking.

With the blessings of Dr. Anthony Fauci and the WHO, Krampus as the Santa imposter set out on his Christmas Eve mission.

It was agreed by all involved with the Council For Inclusive Debauchery that Rudolph plus the original 8 reindeer plus Olive the other reindeer should be held under quarantine so that reports of the Krampus posing as Santa story would not get out to the world and give the mainstream Marxist media in the West a chance to think up a cockinbull story knocking any honest reports of the incident.

Rudolph however managed to escape and got to the Set Estate in London where he told British MP Renfield R. Renfield the story.

Renfield went in and informed his former employer the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set of what had happened.

“What reindeer relayed this info?” Set asked.

“Rudolph,” Renfield replied.

“How do you know it was Rudolph?” Set inquired.

“Because of his red shiny nose,” Renfield answered.

Set lit himself a cigar and asked, “What is the cause of his red shiny nose?”.

“Could it be Oom-Pah-Pah?” The woman playing the female character of Nancy sang on the old LP record belonging to Set which contained songs from the 1960 musical Oliver! a musical adaptation of Charles Dickens’ classic 1838 novel Oliver Twist.

Renfield, looking back into the living room where he noticed Rudolph hitting the bottles of gin, remarked, “The lady on the record says it all.”

-A Christmas children’s story
for adults
and
vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday December 26th
2020.

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Nashville Tennessee Christmas Day Explosion: Opening Shots In 2nd American Civil War

December 25, 2020 at 11:57 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was briefing the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set on the latest Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit reports.

Renfield: As you know there are several anti-Communist militia groups in the U.S. and we believe an anti-Communist militia was responsible for the blast. Not being Islamist terrorists who have no qualms about killing innocents, that’s why a loudspeaker on the van broadcast a message for everyone to evacuate the area saying that a blast would occur in 15 minutes.

Set: Why Nashville?

Renfield: We’re not sure why Nashville but the important thing is it was parked in front of the AT&T building.

Set: AT&T? American Telephone and Telegraph? Why is that important?

Renfield: Because as Set Enterprises Intelligence discovered a few days ago, AT&T is controlled by Chinese companies loyal to the CCP (Chinese Communist Party). And it discovered that through information easily researched on the Net.

Set: And anti-Communist militias are ticked off at the CCP?

Renfield: They are. UBS Beijing purchased Dominion Voting Machines of Canada back on October 8th of this year. UBS Beijing is a company under the aegis of the CCP. That information Set Enterprises Intelligence discovered a few days ago as well about the UBS Beijing October 8th 2020 purchase of Dominion Voting Machines with information easily accessible on the Net. And it was primarily through Dominion Voting Machines that Biden-Harris won. Although you wouldn’t know that since the mainstream Marxist media in the West never reveals anything worth knowing. Trump is aware of it. Which is why there’s a battle going on in all branches of the U.S. government between those loyal to the U.S. Constitution and those loyal to their paymasters in the CCP. Some anti-Communist militias are no doubt aware of the CCP’s brazen attempt to seize control of the U.S. government by rigging voting machines. And that’s why they placed a bomb in front of the CCP controlled AT&T Building in Nashville.

Set (sipping a shaken martini): You and Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster always said a 2nd American Civil War was coming. And now a Civil War with potential to become World War III since the CCP is involved. And it starts on Christmas Day 2020. This has certainly shaped up to be one Hell of a year in world history.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday December 25th
2020.

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The Deer Woman

December 13, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Oxford mythologist and folklore expert Prof. William Charles was talking to Peter Whitstable the Fox Mulder of Interpol via Skype.

This was the gist of Prof. William Charles’ talk, “The Deer Woman is a shapeshifting woman in Native American mythology. She has been spotted in and around Oklahoma, the Western United States and the Pacific Northwest. She can appear as a young beautiful woman or as a deer. Some descriptions assign her a human female upper body and the lower body of a white-tailed deer.
The Deer Woman is said to appear as a beautiful woman just off a trail or behind a bush and calls men to come over and visit her. Deer Woman is said to have all the features of a normal young woman except her feet are shaped like deer hooves and she has the brown eyes of a deer. Men who are lured into her presence often notice too late that she is not a natural woman and he is then stomped to death by her.
In that sense the Deer Woman is the Native American mythological equivalent of the sirens of Greek mythology- those mysterious women on rocks in the sea who sang to sailors and lured them to their death.”

Meanwhile in the Carpathian Mountains of Romania, the Deer Woman of Native American tales was far removed from her natural haunts.

She had a roaring campfire going, her sorceress stick had the head of a baby t-rex on it that she was using in summoning the spell of a dark enchantment, she had a gopher skull around her neck and the colourful feather of a phoenix bird in her hair.
Behind her stood a giant Russian brown bear that was possessed by the spirit of the Russian monk Grigori Rasputin.
She was summoning powerful supernatural forces that would help her destroy the castle of Dracula (aka Vlad Tepes and aka Vlad the Impaler).

In this strange year of 2020, it was all tied in with a Russian-Turkish-Iranian plot to destroy the State of Israel.

The London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was reading all about it in his latest Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit Report.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday December 13th
2020.

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Nephilim Found and Stolen

December 12, 2020 at 11:57 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Dr. Marmalade Montague was sitting in the main laboratory at Set Enterprises talking to Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster.

Michelangelo, being the silent aquatic type, didn’t say much although he did occasionally type on his waterproof tablet keyboard and Montague would read the message on his smart phone.

“The Rockefellers and the Rothschilds are Apostles of the Antichrist and that’s why they get along so well with Pope Francis and are setting up the Vatican Council For Inclusive Capitalism with him,” Michelangelo had written in his latest message.

“Renfield’s influence must be rubbing off on him,” Montague thought.

Montague was soon joined by the vampire archaeologist Dr. Edgar Lovecraft Ashbury who was the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s personal archaeologist.

When Ashbury was mortal, he had been the Oxford trained Egyptologist who had discovered Set’s tomb in Egypt back in 1918.

He had opened the tomb at exactly 11 AM Greenwich Mean Time on November 11th 1918 (the exact same minute the Great Armistice came into effect ending the Great War- the War known to History as the First World War).

Set had been buried alive by his nephew Horus after Set had exiled Horus’ father Osiris to a planet near the star Sirius through the use of a magic spell.

When Dr. Edgar Lovecraft Ashbury lay dying from a sword wound in 1936 after a swordfight in a duel (which the archaeologist/Egyptologist lost to an auditor for the British Inland Revenue Department), Set had turned him into a vampire before he succumbed to his mortal sword wound.

And thus Dr. Edgar Lovecraft Lovecraft Ashbury had become the vampire Set’s personal nocturnal nighttimes operation archaeologist.

Back in 2006, Dr. Ashbury was now telling Dr. Montague, he had discovered the perfectly preserved body of a Nephilim (one of a race of giants mentioned in the Book of Genesis Chapter 6 who were the offspring of immortal Watcher Angels and mortal human women) in Iraq.

“So, where is the Nephilim now?” Dr. Marmalade Montague asked.

“Unfortunately the body was stolen by a group of men who were working for the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation,” Dr. Ashbury answered.

“What did the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation want with the body of a Nephilim?” Dr. Montague inquired.

“They extracted DNA from the Nephilim,” the voice of British MP Renfield R. Renfield spoke up from behind Dr. Montague, “and it was that DNA along with the DNA of the infamous Australian Uncle Ernie that Gates’ researchers included as ingredients into the mRNA vaccine for the CCP Wuhan Virus (called Covid-19 by WHO).”

-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
December 12th
2020.

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Pope Francis’ Fascist/Commie Hybrid Model and The Vaccine

December 9, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was talking to his former boss the London-based ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

Set (sipping a martini and eating a live crocodile): I see Pope Francis has joined together with the world’s largest investment, banking and business leaders to form what he calls The Council For Inclusive Capitalism With The Vatican.

Renfield (nodding): Yes for a religious leader who spends an awful lot of time shooting his mouth off about how much he loves the poor, he seems to spend an awful lot of time with the rich.

Set (trying to swallow down the crocodile’s tail): That’s true. So what is this Inclusive Capitalism he’s promoting?

Renfield: Well it’s like Orwell’s 1984. Words used are always the opposite of what they have meant in the past. So for example, Big Brother’s Ministry of Truth was in fact the Ministry of Lies. And CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, Global News Canada, the Washington Post and The New York Times get everything they articulate based on what’s written in the Big Brother Ministry of Truth (in fact the Ministry of Lies) guidelines. And the same with other Big Brother words. Slavery Is Freedom, Work Is Leisure, Knowledge Is Ignorance. Thus Inclusive Capitalism is the most exclusive form of capitalism that has ever existed in history. It’s Trickle Down economics with no trickle down whatsover.

Set: So then what is Inclusive Capitalism exactly?

Renfield: Basically it’s Deng Xiaoping Chinese Communism on a global scale. What amounted to a 1978 CCP (Chinese Communist Party) adoption of Hitlerian/Mussolinian economic Fascism as their guiding principles. Big corporations would be allowed to operate but they’d do so under the regulation, patronage and good graces of the ruling Party/State (in Italy under Mussolini it was the Fascists, in Germany under Hitler it was the Nazis, in China under Deng it was the Communists). The only form of Capitalism that will be allowed to exist in the coming global Party State envisioned by Pope Francis, western billionaires and Xi Jinping is Monopolism (the rule of Monopolies). There will be no true free enterprise allowed (in other words, no competition). Only those huge global corporations that meet with the seal of approval of the global Party State will be allowed to operate.

Set: And how is this system being brought about?

Renfield: Through this plandemic/scamdemic of course. A virus from which people have a 97% to 99% recovery rate is frightening most of the world to death thanks to the Nazi/CCP/ North Korean propaganda style psy ops operation being conducted by the global mainstream media. Of course this bioengineered virus (created in the Wuhan Instiute of Virology) seems to have a built in mechanism to become even worse in the 2nd Wave just in time to roll out the previously planned and created vaccine for it that will amount to the greatest form of social control in all recorded history. As we know, the Pfizer vaccine for Covid currently being rolled out is an m-RNA vaccine that changes the DNA in a person’s body once they take the vaccine and such genetic changes will be passed down through all of one’s future generations (although governments and media are not telling people that as they roll out this vaccine). Of course Bill Gates signed a deal with Pfizer’s German subsidiary to produce mRNA vaccines a month before the first case of the Wuhan CCP virus was reported. It sounds like Gates had a Hell of a lot of insider information.

Set: So how is the plandemic/scamdemic creating Inclusive Capitalism which is an extreme exclusive monopolistic form of capitalism within a global Party/State?

Renfield: Well let’s take a look at the United States using the latest U.S. government statistics. This year 52% of the biggest corporations in the U.S. earned more profits this year than they did last year. So in the middle of a pandemic, the bigger corporations were earning way more profits. The same cannot be said of most small businesses and many medium sized businesses who had to close during lockdown. Let’s look at the past century. 100 years ago in 1920, it was so-called Mom and Pop small businesses that made up 90% of the U.S. economy. Of course that number gradually went down with each passing decade but still even before the 2008 global financial crisis, mom and pop small businesses still made up 55% of the U.S. economy. After the 2008 global financial crisis and good Communist Barack Obama’s massive bailout of large banks and large corporations leaving most small businesses to fend for themselves, that number fell to 45% of the economy. Less than 50% for the first time in history. Now with lockdowns (imposed by champion of the middle and working classes Democratic Party governors) that number will probably decrease to 10 to 15% of the total U.S. economy if that.
The only corporations that will be left will be large corporations. Large corporations operating under the aegis of the Biden-Harris Neo-Bolshevik Party State will no longer have to worry about Mom and Pop small businesses for competition. Pope Francis’ Inclusive Capitalism will have triumphed everywhere. The union of Karl Marx and Milton Friedman uniting as one bent over the bench in a gay Jesuit steambath sauna room.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday December 9th
2020.

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Joe and Justin Look Forward To Global Marxist Leninist Great Reset

November 17, 2020 at 11:55 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

The London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was looking over some rare black and white photographs of the 1917 Bolshevik Revolution in Russia that were found in a Vienna antique shop by Leonard Constantinople the Crusader Rabbit who was currently in Vienna biting the heads off Islamist terrorists.

One of the photographs showed Apophis the Egyptian Great Serpent god of chaos aboard the gunship Aurora as it had the Winter Palace in Saint Petersburg in its sight with its great searchlights during the start of the Bolshevik Revolution.

“So,” Set seethed, “It was Apophis who was behind the Bolshevik Revolution.”

Set and Apophis had once fought before millenia ago.

Set used to accompany his great-grandfather the Egyptian sun god Ra as Ra sailed his solar great barge across the sky from dawn to dusk before descending into the underworld.

As Ra’s great barge navigated through the darkness of night, it was attacked by Apophis who sought to kill Ra and prevent sunrise.

Set in those days was a protector god and the strongest of the gods aboard the sun god Ra’s barge and so defended the ship against Apoohis.

Set would often say, “Every day I would slay Apophis the enemy of Ra as I stood at the helm of the barge.”

Now it was apparent that Apophis was at the helm of the gunship Aurora the night it launched the dawn of an era of Bolshevik nocturnal darkness.

. . .

Evil billionaire George Soros (a man who blasphemously used his ethnic Jewish background to deflect cries of conspiracy from himself as the mainstream Marxist media sought to protect him by saying critics of Soros were anti-Semitic even though Soros’ co-conspirators in the Great Reset globalist Marxist plot were all non-Jewish, Klaus Schwab, Bill and Melinda Gates, Pope Francis and Communist China’s paramount leader Xi Jinping) was using an unusual mirror to communicate with the Egyptian Great Serpent god of chaos Apophis who was riding the 99942 Apophis asteroid towards planet Earth.

Likewise Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau (who was currently naked and covered head to toe in blackface or rather black shoe polish)
was using his antique late Victorian/early Edwardian era cannabis pot smoking mirror named Magical Mystery Tour to communicate with Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of smoking mirrors.

Justin was using Tezcatlipoca’s advice to help turn Canada into a Communist dictatorship.

He would be within reach by now had the provinces of Canada agreed to transfer their health emergency powers to the federal government.

But one of the strongest opponents of the transfer had been Alberta Premier Jason Kenney.

Unbeknownst to Justin, Alberta Premier Jason Kenney back in 2016 (3 years before he became Premier) had used to sit in the back pew of Saint John the Evangelist Anglican Ordinariate Catholic Church in Calgary a few feet away from a geopolitical analyst who had recently arrived in the city homeless from Vancouver.

Kenney and the geopolitical analyst didn’t know one another and had just said “Hello.”

The geopolitical analyst who was originally from Alberta but had lived in Vancouver for the past 4 years had no idea who Kenney was having lost track of Alberta politics.

It was only when the geopolitical analyst had invited a friend from the homeless shelter he stayed in with him to Church that he found out who Kenney was.

The geopolitical analyst’s friend had asked Kenney when the Church service was over, “Hey, aren’t you someone important?” to which Kenney had responded, “I’m Jason Kenney. I’m an MP and I used to be Minister of Immigration in Stephen Harper’s cabinet.”

Stephen Harper had been Prime Minister of Canada prior to pothead Justin.

The geopolitical analyst had stopped attending Saint John’s in 2017 when the parish rector left to go to England and a more boring clergyman with boring sermons had taken his place.

Plus the geopolitical analyst was starting that year to have serious doubts about Pope Francis the earthly head of the Catholic Church (later discovering in his on-line research that Jorge Mario Bergoglio was a Communist).

Kenney went on to resign as an MP, run for the leadership of the Alberta Provincial Progressive Conservative Party which he won, later run for the leadership of the United Conservative Party (which was a merger of the Alberta Progressive Conservative Party and the Alberta Wildrose Alliance Party) which he won and finally was elected Premier of Alberta in 2019.

So even though Albertans were a pain in Justin’s backside, Justin had recently gone on television to tell Canadians that his government would be part of the global Great Reset.

Joe Biden (who had recently been proclaimed President-elect of the United States by the AP Associated Press on Saturday November 7th and the rest of the mainstream Marxist media and various world leaders including pothead Justin had gone along with the AP proclamation) had also announced the same day as Justin that America would be part of the global Great Reset.

Apophis’ planned dawn of the new dark age of nocturnal Neo-Bolshevism was just around the corner.

. . .

The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec (who was the spiritual goddaughter of the Aztec god Quetzalcoatl the arch enemy of Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of night and smoking mirrors) was standing on some rocks off the coast of Cornwall in England.

She was awaiting the arrival of her lover the vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing (who was a descendant of a daughter of Arthur King of the Britons and the enchantress Morgana) so together they could battle the Apophis and Tezcatlipoca led Great Reset.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday November 17th
2020

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Qonzilqointec and Set Vs. Horus and Soros

July 1, 2020 at 10:31 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )


The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec crossing a street in London

Seconds after crossing the street, a multiple vehicle pile up was reported on that same London street as over 40 vehicles had rear ended and fender bendered one another.

UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson was 3 hours late for his massage appointment at Lulu’s Massage Parlour.

Qonzilqointec hailed a taxi on another street where she was driven to the London mansion of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set to discuss George Soros’ $33 million funding of the Black Lives Matter Organization.

The Black Lives Matter Organization (as opposed to the Black Lives Matter Movement which was a hashtag social media collective) had been founded back in 2013 by 3 lesbians who were all Communists and had as their own personal herione a black woman who had shot and killed a New Jersey state trooper back in the early 1970s and then escaped from prison in 1979 to flee to Cuba where she had been living the high life in Havana the capital of the Castros’ Communist regime ever since.

On their About page, the Black Lives Matter Organization listed as one of their goals “the abolition of fatherhood and the nuclear family” and all children were to be raised by the state.

Transvestite blacks would also be given a special place of privilege in the global Marxist New Order that the Black Lives Matter Organization foresaw.

If only the great 1960s and 1970s comedian Flip Wilson and his TV character alter ego Geraldine had lived to see this.

“You recently discovered some information about Soros?” Qonzilqointec asked Set.

“He’s apparently formed an alliance with my nephew Horus,” Set sipped his tea.

“Really,” Qonzilqointec was not surprised.

“I understand Aleister Crowley who’s busy roasting away on his barbeque spit down in Tartarus is quite happy at the news,” Set helped himself to some barbeque spare ribs.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday July 1st
2020

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Renfield and Set Discuss The New Hong Kong Security Law

May 27, 2020 at 9:45 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Renfield and Set Discuss The New Hong Kong Security Law

British MP Renfield R. Renfield and the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set were discussing the Chinese National People’s Congress recently passed new Security Law for Hong Kong.

“So you continue to stand by your claims in your Yorkshire Television interview that this new National Security law will mean the end of Hong Kong’s autonomy and freedoms?” Set inquired as he ate more live crocodiles from a nearby tank dispelling long held rumours across many millennia that he was the father of the Egyptian crocodile god Sobek (he wasn’t).

“That is correct,” Renfield ate his roast beef and Yorkshire pudding.

“And U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo is now recommending that the U.S. Congress revoke Hong Kong’s special status as a favoured trading partner since the island will now effectively be under the control of the Beijing regime?” Set helped himself to a box of chocolates.

“He is,” Renfield sipped a brandy, “and as was to be expected, China’s Foreign Minister Wang Yi and various Chinese diplomats around the world are now throwing hissy fits in the wake of Pompeo’s announcement. They’re running around like a bunch of chickens with their heads cut off and it isn’t even the Year of the Rooster.”

Set bit into his coq au vin, “And Beijing continues to influence the World Health Organization and its policies and collection of data?”.

“It does,” Renfield nodded as he ate a Devil’s food cake, “To say nothing of friendly relations between Bill Gates and the People’s Republic of China.”

“And I take it the Chinese Ministry of State Security is continuing its persecution of the underground Chinese Catholic Church with Pope Francis’ blessing and whole hearted approval?” Set bit into his Argentinian empanadas.

“They are,” Renfield admitted, “Recently Francis told China’s underground Catholics to get with the program (which is worshipping Xi Jinping as China’s national god) because as we know Pope Francis in his idiotic Abu Dhabi Declaration of last year stupidly asserted that “God wills the diversity of all religions”.

“I’m sure my conceited brother Osiris and my equally conceited nephew Horus will wholeheartedly agree,” Set lit a pipe, “I myself have reached the conclusion years ago that being a god isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be.”

Set started choking on his pipe smoke.

“They say that the Roman Emperor Vespasian’s last words on his death bed were “I fear I’m becoming a god”,” Renfield acknowleged.

“Maybe we should have Xi becoming a god permanently,” Set threw a thousand year old egg into a garbage can.

“You’re suggesting that we should bump Xi Jinping off?” Renfield opened up a can of a new brand of cola called Socrates’ Non-Hemlock Cola.

“I am,” Set added a pinch of salt to his glass of Dr. Pepper.

“I’ll put in a call to my friends the vampiress Mei-ling Manchu and the vampiress Ho Babylon Minh right away,” Renfield picked up his smart phone.

-A vampire novel chapter 
written by Christopher 
Wednesday May 27th
2020.

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