Pan Deux and The Scottish Independence Movement
August 31, 2014 at 6:05 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, History, News, Vampire novel) (Amadeus Emanon, Dr. Cadbury Rocher, Eildon Hills, genetic engineering, genetically created half-man half-goat satyr, Pan Deux, Pan Goatee, Sangita Patel Douglas, satyr, Scotland, Scottish bagpipe playing satyrs, Scottish bagpipes, Scottish Independence Movement, Scottish Independence referendum, Scottish National Party, September 18th 2014, September 18th 2014 Scottish Independence Referendum, September 18th 2014 Scottish Referendum, Set Enterprises, SNP, The Eildon Hills, Transhumanist Science, vampire novel, William Wallace Rob Roy James Stuart Douglas, William Wallace Rob Roy James Stuart Douglas MSP For The Eildon Hills)
Pan Deux and The Scottish Independence Movement
Amadeus Emanon was reading an email from his friend Pan Deux.
Pan Deux was a genetically created half-man half-goat satyr who had been created by Set Enterprises.
Pan Deux was not the first satyr created by Set Enterprises.
He was the second.
Hence his last name Deux- French for two.
The first genetically created satyr made by Set Enterprises’ Chief Research Scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher had been Pan Goatee.
But due to Amadeus’ carelessness in reading and signing the wrong forms at the Set Enterprises’ Shipping and Receiving docks, Pan Goatee had ended up being sent out on the wrong lorry and after a highway accident had become irrevocably lost to Set Enterprises.
So Dr. Rocher had hastily created Pan Deux after the original Pan Goatee was lost.
Due to a miscalculation in DNA sequencing that Dr. Rocher had made, Pan Deux was unable to play Greek pan pipes like the original Pan Goatee.
Instead he played the Scottish bagpipes.
He also wore tartan kilts that seemed to accentuate his furry goat legs and hooves.
He also ate haggis.
Since Pan Deux also did not have the DNA of an abominable snowman yeti and homicidal death heavy metal singers in his genetic make-up like the original Pan Goatee, he was not a psychopathic serial killer like the former nor was he able to astral project like the yeti of the Himalayas or Pan Goatee.
Instead he made his living playing the bagpipes at weddings and funerals.
He was now playing the bagpipes at pro-independence rallies across Scotland as campaign bagpiper to William Wallace Rob Roy James Stuart Douglas the Member of the Scottish Parliament (MSP) for the Eildon Hills.
Mr. Douglas was a member of the Scottish National Party (SNP) and was slated to become the first Foreign Affairs Minister for an independent Scotland should the Scots vote in favour of independence this coming September 18th 2014.
Pan Deux enjoyed campaigning with William Wallace Rob Roy James Stuart Douglas.
He also enjoyed his wife Sangita Patel Douglas’ cooking.
She made a particularly good curried haggis.
Pan Deux urged Amadeus to come up to Scotland and try it.
Amadeus decided that he would do that.
To be continued.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday August 31st
2014.
Amadeus Emanon: Scotland Bound
September 15, 2014 at 7:20 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (Amadeus Emanon, genetic hybrids, genetically created half-man half-goat satyr, Miss Angelique Dumont, New Orleans songstress Vampiress Angelique Dumont, Pan Deux, referendum on Scottish independence, Sangita Patel Douglas, satyr, Scotland, Scottish bagpipe playing satyrs, Scottish fairies, Scottish fairy folklore, Scottish independence, Scottish Independence Movement, Scottish Independence referendum, Scottish National Party, Scottish pixies, September 18th 2014, September 18th 2014 Scottish Independence Referendum, September 18th 2014 Scottish Referendum, SNP, vampire novel, William Wallace Rob Roy James Stuart Douglas, William Wallace Rob Roy James Stuart Douglas MSP For The Eildon Hills)
Amadeus Emanon: Scotland Bound
Amadeus Emanon was taking the night train from London to Edinburgh.
Accompanying him was his friend the New Orleans Vampiress and songstress Angelique Dumont.
Hence the reason for taking the night train.
Amadeus Emanon was going to meet his friend Pan Deux who was the official campaign bagpiper to William Wallace Rob Roy James Stuart Douglas the Scottish National Party Member of the Scottish Parliament (MSP) for the Eildon Hills in the pro-independence campaign for Scottish independence in the upcoming September 18th referendum.
Amadeus was going to accompany Pan Deux, William Wallace Rob Roy James Stuart Douglas and the MSP’s lovely wife Sangita Patel Douglas at various campaign rallies in these final days of the referendum campaign.
As the train crossed the border from England into Scotland, Amadeus could hear the sound of beautiful gentle and melodious singing voices from outside the train.
He looked out the window and saw beautiful Scottish pixies dancing in the glen.
The lovely lassies of Scottish fairie folklore with their huge green eyes and masses of wild dark hair danced and sang,
When Amadeus comes to Scotland, then sing and dance with glee,
for then after many centuries shall Scotland be finally free.
The train engine seemed to sound a salute as it raced past.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday September 15th
2014.
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