Joe and Justin Look Forward To Global Marxist Leninist Great Reset

November 17, 2020 at 11:55 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

The London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was looking over some rare black and white photographs of the 1917 Bolshevik Revolution in Russia that were found in a Vienna antique shop by Leonard Constantinople the Crusader Rabbit who was currently in Vienna biting the heads off Islamist terrorists.

One of the photographs showed Apophis the Egyptian Great Serpent god of chaos aboard the gunship Aurora as it had the Winter Palace in Saint Petersburg in its sight with its great searchlights during the start of the Bolshevik Revolution.

“So,” Set seethed, “It was Apophis who was behind the Bolshevik Revolution.”

Set and Apophis had once fought before millenia ago.

Set used to accompany his great-grandfather the Egyptian sun god Ra as Ra sailed his solar great barge across the sky from dawn to dusk before descending into the underworld.

As Ra’s great barge navigated through the darkness of night, it was attacked by Apophis who sought to kill Ra and prevent sunrise.

Set in those days was a protector god and the strongest of the gods aboard the sun god Ra’s barge and so defended the ship against Apoohis.

Set would often say, “Every day I would slay Apophis the enemy of Ra as I stood at the helm of the barge.”

Now it was apparent that Apophis was at the helm of the gunship Aurora the night it launched the dawn of an era of Bolshevik nocturnal darkness.

. . .

Evil billionaire George Soros (a man who blasphemously used his ethnic Jewish background to deflect cries of conspiracy from himself as the mainstream Marxist media sought to protect him by saying critics of Soros were anti-Semitic even though Soros’ co-conspirators in the Great Reset globalist Marxist plot were all non-Jewish, Klaus Schwab, Bill and Melinda Gates, Pope Francis and Communist China’s paramount leader Xi Jinping) was using an unusual mirror to communicate with the Egyptian Great Serpent god of chaos Apophis who was riding the 99942 Apophis asteroid towards planet Earth.

Likewise Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau (who was currently naked and covered head to toe in blackface or rather black shoe polish)
was using his antique late Victorian/early Edwardian era cannabis pot smoking mirror named Magical Mystery Tour to communicate with Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of smoking mirrors.

Justin was using Tezcatlipoca’s advice to help turn Canada into a Communist dictatorship.

He would be within reach by now had the provinces of Canada agreed to transfer their health emergency powers to the federal government.

But one of the strongest opponents of the transfer had been Alberta Premier Jason Kenney.

Unbeknownst to Justin, Alberta Premier Jason Kenney back in 2016 (3 years before he became Premier) had used to sit in the back pew of Saint John the Evangelist Anglican Ordinariate Catholic Church in Calgary a few feet away from a geopolitical analyst who had recently arrived in the city homeless from Vancouver.

Kenney and the geopolitical analyst didn’t know one another and had just said “Hello.”

The geopolitical analyst who was originally from Alberta but had lived in Vancouver for the past 4 years had no idea who Kenney was having lost track of Alberta politics.

It was only when the geopolitical analyst had invited a friend from the homeless shelter he stayed in with him to Church that he found out who Kenney was.

The geopolitical analyst’s friend had asked Kenney when the Church service was over, “Hey, aren’t you someone important?” to which Kenney had responded, “I’m Jason Kenney. I’m an MP and I used to be Minister of Immigration in Stephen Harper’s cabinet.”

Stephen Harper had been Prime Minister of Canada prior to pothead Justin.

The geopolitical analyst had stopped attending Saint John’s in 2017 when the parish rector left to go to England and a more boring clergyman with boring sermons had taken his place.

Plus the geopolitical analyst was starting that year to have serious doubts about Pope Francis the earthly head of the Catholic Church (later discovering in his on-line research that Jorge Mario Bergoglio was a Communist).

Kenney went on to resign as an MP, run for the leadership of the Alberta Provincial Progressive Conservative Party which he won, later run for the leadership of the United Conservative Party (which was a merger of the Alberta Progressive Conservative Party and the Alberta Wildrose Alliance Party) which he won and finally was elected Premier of Alberta in 2019.

So even though Albertans were a pain in Justin’s backside, Justin had recently gone on television to tell Canadians that his government would be part of the global Great Reset.

Joe Biden (who had recently been proclaimed President-elect of the United States by the AP Associated Press on Saturday November 7th and the rest of the mainstream Marxist media and various world leaders including pothead Justin had gone along with the AP proclamation) had also announced the same day as Justin that America would be part of the global Great Reset.

Apophis’ planned dawn of the new dark age of nocturnal Neo-Bolshevism was just around the corner.

. . .

The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec (who was the spiritual goddaughter of the Aztec god Quetzalcoatl the arch enemy of Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of night and smoking mirrors) was standing on some rocks off the coast of Cornwall in England.

She was awaiting the arrival of her lover the vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing (who was a descendant of a daughter of Arthur King of the Britons and the enchantress Morgana) so together they could battle the Apophis and Tezcatlipoca led Great Reset.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday November 17th
2020

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The 100th Birthday of Pope John Paul II

May 18, 2020 at 10:20 pm (Biographical, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

The 100th Birthday of Pope John Paul II

The London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set had flown in his environmentally friendly dirigible to the city of Wadowice Poland.

Wadowice is a small city in southern Poland about 50 kilometres southwest of Krakow.

It is situated on the Skawa River (a confluence of the Vistula) in the eastern part of the Silesian Foothills.

It is best known for being the birthplace of Karol Josef Wojtyla who became Pope John Paul II.

Today was John Paul II’s 100th birthday.

For May 18th 1920 was the date little Karol Josef was born to his parents Emilia and Karol Wojtyla Sr.

Set, although he had never met the man that history called Saint John Paul the Great, decided to go there to pay his respects.

Due to the Covid-19 pandemic, the streets of Wadowice were not overflowing with pilgrims and tourists as would have been the case if there hadn’t been a pandemic happening in the world.

Set stood outside the Museum of the Holy Father Family Home in Wadowice.

The museum was the actual family home of Pope John Paul II and contains a huge collection of objects that had once belonged to Karol Josef Wojtyla and his family.

Set recognized a Cardinal approaching the family home.

The Cardinal was Samhain Cardinal Salaman who had once worked as a professional stage magician in London a few years ago.

A couple of years ago he had been baptized, confirmed, ordained a deacon, ordained a priest, consecrated a bishop and elevated to the Cardinalate all on the same day by Pope Francis.

The reason was Salaman’s knowledge of Kabbalism.

Even though Salaman was neither Jewish nor a member of any Kabbalistic sect, Pope Francis was advised by one of his loyal cardinals Cardinal JM (as the Cardinal was known) that someone as familiar with real Kabbalistic magic and occultic practice as Salaman was could prove very useful in the Vatican that Pope Francis was hoping to create.

Samhain decided to come to Wadowice on this date because he had never really become a Vatican insider in Pope Francis’ Vatican (he was much too heterosexual for that) and he also couldn’t stomach the hypocrisy of the Communist Pope Francis supposedly paying tribute to the anti-Communist Pope John Paul II on his 100th birthday.

“Mr. Set,” the Cardinal greeted the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire.

“Cardinal Salaman,” the Egyptian vampire greeted back.

Cardinal Salaman informed Set that he had just been visiting the Minor Basilica of The Presentation of The Blessed Virgin Mary where the young Karol Josef and future Pope had been baptized on June 20th 1920.

Currently standing outside the Minor Basilica of The Presentation of the Blessed Virgin Mary was the vampire Lev Tomi.

Lev Tomi was undergoing a different sort of pilgrimage for
Lev Tomi was Leon Trotsky the Russian Soviet Bolshevik who had been turned into a vampire by the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec in Mexico City back on August 21st 1940 after having been dealt a blow to the head with an ice pick by Stalinist assassin and Spanish born NKVD agent Ramon Mercader the day before on August 20th 1940.

Being turned into a vampire prevented Trotsky from dying although his “death” was announced to the world to prevent any more of Stalin’s killer hound dogs being sent after him.

Trotsky now using the name Lev Tomi started working for the United Nations after the end of World War II and in 1992 became the Secretary-General of the UN Secretariat On The Environment and Climate Change.

A position he had held ever since.

Trotsky was visiting the birthplace of the Polish Pope because it had been the Polish people under the military leadership of Marshal Josef Pilsudski who had defeated his (Leon Trotsky’s) Soviet Red Army in the Battle of Warsaw (also known as the Miracle of The Vistula) fought between August 12th and August 25th 1920.

The Polish Army on the verge of total defeat, after having seen the Blessed Virgin Mary appear on the banks of the Vistula River, went on to repulse and then defeat the Soviet Red Army.

Even Vladimir Lenin the supreme Bolshevik leader had called it an “enormous defeat” for his forces.

The battle had stopped Trotsky’s Soviet Red Army from advancing across Poland to attack Germany and the rest of Western Europe and thereby establish a continent wide Pan-European Soviet Union and eventually a worldwide Soviet Union.

The Poles (who produced Karol Josef Wojtyla the future Pope Saint John Paul the Great) had stopped global Communism in its tracks.

Now, Tomi reflected, in this the 100th year of John Paul II’s birth and the 100th year of the Miracle On The Vistula victory in the Polish-Soviet War, the forces of Communism would use fear of climate change and now conveniently helped by fear of this pandemic to establish their worldwide totalitarian regime.

-A vampire novel chapter 
written by Christopher
Monday May 18th
2020.

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Reblog of The Steampunk Girl Time Traveler

December 17, 2018 at 10:59 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Romance, Science-Fiction, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

A vampire novel chapter I wrote a year and a half ago.

Dracul Van Helsing

Dr. Cadbury Rocher had called his boss the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set down to the Set Enterprises lab to show him something.

“This is a photographic image that Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster picked up from the date June 22nd 1931,” Dr. Cadbury Rocher showed Set the photo.

Serena The Time Traveler

“My god the Great Sun God Ra,” Set whispered, “it’s Serena.”

Serena was the name of Set’s fiancee who had been assassinated by a Soviet assassin Leonid Terovsky back in the autumn of 1924.

Her body was currently lying in a special lab at Set Enterprises.

Prior to that, she had been kept in a glass coffin (at low temperatures to preserve her body) at Set’s colossal West London mansion.

She had been moved to Set Enterprises Laboratories in the year 2000 when Set had hired the scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher.

Dr. Cadbury Rocher was the great-grandson of French scientist Dr. Louis…

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Reblog of Serena Slain

December 15, 2018 at 11:09 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Romance, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

A vampire novel chapter I wrote over a year ago.

But it ties in with some vampire novel chapters I have written recently.

Dracul Van Helsing

It was the autumn of 1924.

And the wealthy Egyptian vampire Set was showing his fiancee Serena the house he had bought them.

Soviet secret police assassin Leonid Terovsky watched the couple.

He then stepped forward into the moonlight, pulled out a revolver and fired six shots into Set.

Who didn’t die.

Since he was a vampire.

Terrified and confused, Leonid stepped back.

Angered, Set approached the assassin.

Leonid pulled out his other revolver and started firing again.

This time in the direction of Serena.

Who being mortal immediately hit the ground.

Covered in blood.

“No,” Set screamed as he turned around.

He rushed to Serena and held her in his arms where she died.

Terovsky fled down the street.

Set continued to hold the slain Serena in his arms as he wept.

Sherrielock Holmes (who was Sherlock Holmes’ lesser known twin sister) was walking down the street when she…

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Time Travelers, Soviet Assassins and Darkness Falls On Santa Lucia’s Night

December 13, 2018 at 11:55 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, Gothic romance, History, International Espionage, International Intrigue, Mystery, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, Romance, Science-Fiction, Spy Tales, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )


Serena a time traveler (from the future) and the mortal fiancee of the wealthy ancient Egyptian vampire Set typing up an Ernest Hemingway manuscript for the Church Times

Serena would soon be marrying her love the wealthy Egyptian vampire Sol Invictus Set.

Tomorrow Set would be showing Serena the mansion he had bought the both of them.

In the meantime, Serena was typing up a manuscript for Ernest Hemingway (whom she had met in Paris earlier this year)- a freelance article that Hemingway was submitting to the Church Times newspaper in London.

Hemingway had recently met a member of the White Russian community in Harbin, China who had recently moved to Paris.

The White Russian emigre claimed to have met Charles Sydney Gibbes the Englishman who served as English language tutor to the children of Russia’s last Czar Nicholas II from 1908 to 1918 including accompanying the Imperial Family into exile at Tobolsk in Siberia.

In May 1918, Nicholas II had told Gibbes before the Imperial Family was moved on the Bolshevik regime’s orders to Ipatiev House in Yekatirinbug that he had personally come to believe in the appearance of the Blessed Virgin Mary Mother of Jesus to three shepherd children at Fatima, Portugal the year before and had prophecied correctly about evil diabolic errors arising in Russia that would spread throughout the world unless Russia was consecrated to Her Immaculate Heart by the Bishop of Rome acting in concert with all the bishops of the world.

“Would that include all the bishops of the Catholic, Eastern Orthodox and Oriental Orthodox Churches together?” Serena wondered as she read Hemingway’s own hastily typed and much in need of correction of typos original manuscript.

Hemingway’s source did not say.

What was said was that Nicholas II had told Gibbes that both him and his family would be murdered by the Bolsheviks as revealed in a dream to him.

As such, Nicholas II had told Gibbes that he was writing a letter and he would be putting this letter in a small metal chest sealed shut and marked with the Romanov double headed phoenix insignia and Gibbes must return to England with the sealed chest and put it in the Oxford University archives with the instructions that it must be opened and read on the exact date of the 100th anniversary of their deaths by whoever was the heir to the Romanov Russian Imperial throne in the year 2018.

Hemingway had asked Serena in a note he wrote her to go to Oxford and check if the chest with the letter inside was ever deposited in the University archives.

“You look lovely, my dear,” Sol Invictus Set said as he gazed at his fiancee.

Serena looked back at him and crossed her legs as she sat at the typewriter.

Meanwhile in a dance hall not far away, the Egyptian goddess Sekhmet was performing.

Watching her perform was the Egyptian god Anubis the son of Set.

Anubis had betrayed the location of Set’s new mansion to Soviet assassin Leonid Terovsky who had been ordered by Josef Stalin to kill Set.

Terovsky would be on scene when Sol Invictus Set showed Serena the mansion tomorrow.

Anubis’ betrayal of his father Set was vengeance on Set for betraying his mother and Set’s first wife Nepthys.

Set totally oblivious to family betrayal by his offspring and the intrigue and machinations of the Soviet emerging Stalinist state.

Several years after these events, British MP Renfield R. Renfield had been invited to attend the opening of the Gibbes box in the Oxford University Archives by the Romanov heir to the Russian Imperial Throne on the evening of July 16th/17th 2018.

And the ghost of Soviet dictator Josef Stalin (granted dispensational leave from Tartarus by Hades the god of the Underworld) was now advising Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman.

Meanwhile the fierce ghost rider Muerte Noir (who might just possibly be one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse) was riding his horse Equus Beelzebar out of his haunts in the American Wild West and heading straight towards a church in Sweden.

The girl who was playing Saint Lucy in the church candlelight procession in Saint Lucia’s Church in this small Swedish village on the night of Santa Lucia’s Day was unaware that she was going to come face to face with terror (in the form of a dark rider on a dark horse) after the service.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday December 13th
2018.

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Sol Invictus Set Leaves Berlin For London November 28th 1938

November 28, 2018 at 11:57 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Espionage, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Romance, Spy Tales, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

The London based wealthy Egyptian vampire and businessman Sol Invictus Set had spent the past week touring Berlin with Der Fuhrer Hitler’s personal architect Albert Speer.

Speer was telling Set all the exciting buildings and statues he planned to build when the city became Germania the capital of the world.

He even introduced Set to the Persian goddess Anahita who knew how to bring statues to life.

A rather obnoxious individual (in Set’s opinion) Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau kept following them around taking notes.

Thus preventing Set from having some private time to make out with her.

Anahita went flying back to Tehran yesterday November 27th.

So Set had no more reason to remain in Berlin.

He decided to fly back to London today.

There waiting for him on the airport tarmac and leaning on his plane’s wing was the Norse Germanic goddess Freya:

Later as the plane was flying back to London, the plane’s German co-pilot Werner Von Wagner remarked to his British co-pilot Albert Von Elgar, “It seems extra foggy over the channel today.”

“I think it’s because of what the Boss and Freya are currently doing in the single back passenger seat that’s fogging up the window,” Elgar replied.

“I wonder if Errol Flynn will be the actor they hire to play the Boss in a movie,” said Wagner as the plane landed in a lake in England’s Lake District so admired by William and Dorothy Wordsworth.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday November 28th
2018.

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More International Intrigue With International Goddesses In Berlin November 1938

November 21, 2018 at 11:57 pm (Entertainment, Espionage, Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Espionage, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, Romance, Spy Tales, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

The Norse Valkyrie Kara being accosted by the London based multimillionaire ancient Egyptian vampire businessman Set on a Berlin street in November 1938

Outside the Berlin hotel room of the ancient Egyptian vampire Sol Invictus Set, Thor the Norse god of thunder watched in horror as the Norse goddess Freya tried to talk Set out of supporting Hitler.

Thor saw Set leave the hotel and go strolling through the streets of Berlin deep in thought.

Thor dropped his hammer Mjolnir on his big toe, cursed and realized he better do something quick.

What would his fellow beer drinking buddies and fellow deities Ares (the Greek god of war) and Morrigan (the Celtic goddess of war) say if the best laid plans of gods and goddesses (for war) went astray like the best laid plans of mice and men?

As Thor sat rubbing his toe and pondering his dilemma, a mouse ran down the street chasing a piece of cheese (being blown by the wind) and the cheese wound up under the kilt of a visiting Scottish bagpiper who was playing the song Auld Lang Syne on his bagpipes.

Thor decided to send the Valkyrie Kara in Set’s direction and seduce Set back into following Hitler.

Kara stepped from a cab on to the sidewalk right in front of Set and as Thor suspected he would, Set followed the swaying skirt of the seductive femme fatale Valkyrie Kara down the street.

Kara stopped on the steps of her apartment building and waited for Sol Invictus Set to catch up.

He approached the steps and looked at her longingly like a long lost puppy:

“Well, Mr. Sol Invictus Set,” Kara spoke in a sultry sensuous voice, “How would you like to come up to my place and I’ll show you my war plans and battle etchings?”.

Der Fuhrer Adolf Hitler much to his personal embarrassment had a little trouble getting up to speed in the presence of Set’s niece Sekhmeta (who was really the Egyptian lion goddess Sekhmet as a Churchillian spy in disguise).

But such is the inherent personal shortcomings of many world leaders who try to make their country great again.

Sekhmeta suggested going down to the Doctor Faustus Cabaret where many of the top Nazi scientists hung out after hours.

Hitler agreed.

When they got there, Sekhmeta went backstage, put on a costume and performed on stage much to the delight of Der Fuhrer and the top Nazi scientists:

Franz Kohler of the Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau of the SS was standing in a Berlin art gallery looking at a painting of the Persian goddess Anahita:

“That painting looks like a combination of being both from the past and the future at the same time,” Franz Kohler thought to himself, “And that statue of a celestial entity behind the goddess Anahita seems to be actually coming to life.”

The next day Sekhmeta boarded a private plane at a private airport in Berlin:

She was carrying in her suitcase all the Nazi flying saucer plans she had obtained from drunken Nazi scientists.

Sekhmeta’s theft of the plans would set the Nazi flying saucer program back by several years.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday November 21st
2018.

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International Goddesses and International Intrigue In Berlin November 1938

November 20, 2018 at 10:51 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Espionage, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

The London based multimillionaire businessman ancient Egyptian vampire Set was spending the Feast Day of Saint Edmund King and Martyr (an early medieval king of East Anglia who was slain by Vikings in 869 AD) in Berlin, Germany.

After a dinner meeting with the Fuhrer Adolf Hitler and the highest ranking members of his government, Set returned to his hotel room.

There sitting on top of the piano in his room was the Norse Germanic goddess Freya wearing an evening dress:

After leaving the dinner party, SS head Heinrich Himmler returned to his room.

He was embarrassed that Der Fuhrer had spent time showing the London businessman photos of Finns raking leaves in the forest near Der Fuhrer’s Bavarian chalet The Berghof at the Berchtesgaden.

A Berlin tarot card reader had told Der Fuhrer that Finns raking leaves in the forest was good for preventing forest fires.

Himmler felt embarrassed to tell Der Fuhrer that the tarot card reader and her pet red spider monkey as well as her wigmaker had just been arrested by the SS for being frauds.

As he opened the door to his bedroom, there sitting on his bed was the Egyptian cat goddess Bastet:

Hitler walked back to his bedroom.

He figured that he had had quite a successful meeting with London businessman Sol Invictus Set.

Der Furher thought Set would make an excellent Prime Minister for Britain when he had incorporated that island kingdom into his Reich four or five years down the road.

As Hitler opened the door, he was surprised to see a lovely girl waiting for him on the bed:

The girl was Set’s niece Sekhmeta (the lion goddess Sekhmet disguised as a teen-aged girl supposedly descended from Set’s nephew Horus).

Unbeknownst to both Hitler and Set, the girl was a spy for British MP Winston Churchill.

Hitler’s architect Albert Speer was finishing up in his office for the day.

He was walking through the lobby of the building where he worked when he encountered this woman:

The woman was the ancient Persian goddess Anahita.

“Herr Speer,” the Persian goddess addressed him as a tarot card reader, a red spider monkey and a wigmaker were lead out of the building in handcuffs by the SS, “if you would really like to become a speer of destiny like Longinus’ that pierced the side of Christ, how would you like to know the secret of making life like statues that would actually come to life in Der Fuhrer’s future New Berlin of Germania?.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday November 20th
2018.

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Sekhmet, Set and Bastet

November 17, 2018 at 11:57 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Espionage, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Politics, Radio, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

The year was 1938.

It was the month of November.

20 years earlier the Egyptian vampire Set’s tomb had been dug up in Egypt by Oxford trained Egyptologist Dr. Edgar Lovecraft Ashbury.

In fact, Set’s tomb had been opened at exactly 11 AM Greenwich Mean Time on November 11th 1918 (the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month- the same minute the Armistice ending the Great War came into effect).

Set now lived in London, England where he had amassed a fortune.

Set was also one of the world business oligarchs supporting Hitler.

Not because Set was a Nazi.

But because Set thought Hitler would destroy Stalin.

Set hated Stalin because Stalin had arranged the murder of Set’s mortal fiancee back in 1924.

Sir Winston Churchill knew that Sol Invictus Set (as the wealthy businessman Egyptian vampire called himself in London circles) supported Hitler.

Churchill happened to run into the Egyptian lion headed goddess Sekhmet in the Egyptology section of the British Museum library one evening.

Sekhmet agreed to spy on Set for Churchill.

The goddess turned herself into an Egyptian teen-aged girl calling herself Sekhmeta and showed up at Set’s doorstep claiming to be a distant descendant of Horus (who was Set’s nephew) thus making herself Set’s niece (a great great great x great niece several times over).

Set agreed to let Sekhmeta stay with him.

One night 80 years ago, Set caught Sekhmeta listening to American jazz and jive music on the radio instead of doing her homework.

Set promptly administered a spanking.

Rubbing her behind and reaching for a pillow, Sekhmeta said to Set, “I’ll get you for that, Uncle Set.”

“I’m sure you will,” Set laughed.

Meanwhile in Washington DC, the Egyptian cat goddess Bastet was rising up behind an FBI agent and his girlfriend in a movie theatre to strike.

To be continued.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday November 17th
2018.

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The 100th Anniversary of The Russian Bolshevik Revolution

November 7, 2017 at 9:04 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , )

The 100th Anniversary of The Russian Bolshevik Revolution

Renfield R. Renfield MP stood up in the British House of Commons and began his speech, “It was 100 years ago today that the Russian Bolshevik Revolution occurred when at 9:40 PM local time the cruiser gunship Aurora fired a shot at the Winter Palace in Petrograd (St. Petersburg) forcing the Provisional Government of Alexander Kerensky to surrender.
The Revolution marked the start of a century of bloodshed as Communists killed millions of people in their attempt to create a Utopia of peace, bread and prosperity.”

. . .

100 years earlier-

October 25th 1917 (on the old Julian calendar which Russia was using at the time)

November 7th 1917 (on the new Gregorian calendar which the Russian Socialist Federative Soviet Republic under Lenin would later adopt in 1918).

On the cruiser gunship Aurora, the 50-foot long Egyptian Serpent Apophis was coiled aboard deck.

Apophis who had convinced the German Kaiser Wilhelm II to smuggle Lenin back into Russia via Finland.

Apophis who had convinced the “useful idiots” in the Woodrow Wilson Administration to allow Leon Trotsky to leave the U.S. and return to Russia.

Apophis who hoped the new Red Dawn would forever block out Ra’s rising sun.

“Will anyone be able to stop this Revolution?” The Bolshevik captain of the Aurora asked.

“No,” Apophis shook his serpentine head, “it’s not likely that sometime within the next year that they’ll dig up Set from his tomb and he shall once again slay me with his giant spear like he used to do when he rode as a passenger aboard Ra’s solar barge.”

. . .

Renfield (whose code name was The Spear of Set when he worked at Set Enterprises) concluded his speech, “Vladimir Putin’s mistake in Russia is to attempt a synthesis of Imperial Czarist Russia and Soviet Stalinist Russia – a synthesis bound for failure. As with every other Hegelian synthesis in history. For as any person inclined towards sensible philosophy knows- Hegel was a pompous ass full of wind and fury whose flatulence in history will ultimately signify nothing.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday November 7th
2017.

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