Dragon Warrior Princess Lenora of Lemuria and Her Elephant Friend

February 25, 2021 at 11:42 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Dragon Warrior Crown Princess Lenora of Lemuria and Her Elephant Friend

Back in the autumn of 2018, French marine biologist and marine archaeologist Louis Alphonse Cousteau (a great nephew of French undersea explorer Jacques Cousteau) had discovered the lost continent of Lemuria and its capital city of Mu in the depths of the South Pacific.

The major find had gone unreported by the mainstream Marxist news media as they were totally obsessed with getting rid of Donald Trump and reported no other news.

Just like now they are totally obsessed with kissing the buttocks of the bumbling and stumbling and verbally incoherent CCP stooge Joe Beijing O’ Biden and report no other news with the exception of Perseverance landing on Mars (although NASA was now covering up photos and videos of the brontosaurus skeleton that Perserverance had just dug up on Mars).

Louis Alphonse Cousteau had also found among the ruins of Mu of Lemuria a glass coffin containing the perfectly preserved body of Lenora the last Dragon Warrior Crown Princess of Lemuria.

Using a formula developed by Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher, Cousteau had brought Princess Lenora of Lemuria back from the dead.

Fortunately for Lenora, the formula wasn’t as intoxicating and hangover inducing as the formula invented by Set Enterprises’ eccentric scientist Dr. Marmalade Montague for bringing Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun back from the dead.

Lenora of Lemuria now lived in a huge country estate not far from London.

She used one of Set’s cannabis powered dirigible airships to travel across the world thus avoiding airports with their massive rules and regulations and quarantines in this time of Covid Communism.

It had come to the attention of the Dragon Warrior Crown Princess Lenora of Lemuria that Set Enterprises Intelligence secret agent Miranda Singh had discovered that a former King of Spain (whose code name in Set Enterprises intelligence circles was Juan Jackass) was once again planning to go elephant hunting in Botswana.

It was back in 2012 that the then Spanish monarch had gone on an elephant hunting trip with his mistress in Botswana and shot an elephant.

The photo was splashed on the pages of Spanish newspapers.

Just one of many of a series of scandals that led Juan Jackass to abdicate the throne in favour of his son back in 2014.

Currently Juan Jackass was living in exile in Abu Dhabi the capital of the United Arab Emirates.

As soon as Princess Lenora heard that Juan Jackass was going elephant hunting again, she was furious.

For the Dragon Warrior Crown Princess Lenora of Lemuria loved elephants.

She had ridden many elephants in the jungles of Lemuria growing up as a child.

Lenora of Lemuria flew her dirigible airship The Jewel of Lemuria to put a stop to Juan Jackass’ elephant hunting expedition.

Strolling through the jungles of Botswana wearing a safari hat and safari clothes with the exception of his t-shirt that read ASK ME ABOUT SPECIALS ON VIAGRA, Juan Jackass came within sight of a poor elderly elephant who really didn’t stand much chance of being able to run away.

Juan Jackass raised his rifle when suddenly this came within his sites:

“Hey, would you mind getting out of the way so I can shoot that blasted elephant?!” Juan Jackass screamed.

Suddenly an invisible force knocked Jackass’ rifle out of his hands.

The former Spanish king bent over to pick it up.

The Dragon Warrior Crown Princess Lenora of Lemuria picked up her bow and arrow, took careful aim at the former Spanish monarch’s buttocks and let fly the arrow.

“Ow!” Juan Jackass screamed as he fell face forward to the ground.

The voice from an invisible entity, doing his best voice impersonation of Tom Hanks’ film character of Forrest Gump in a definite surprise in his mother’s box of chocolates southern drawl, remarked, “You got shot in the buttocks.”

“I know I bloody well got shot in the buttocks,” Juan Jackass screamed.

The former Spanish monarch then got a cream pie in the face.

“You got a cream pie in the face,” the invisible entity again impersonated Tom Hanks’ Forrest Gump southern drawl.

Meanwhile Crown Princess Lenora of Lemuria safely escorted the elephant to a wildlife reserve.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday February 25th
2021.

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