Baphomet Stalin

July 22, 2020 at 11:00 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, )

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had another vision while in his lobster tank at Set Enterprises.

In the vision,

Calgary’s Communist Mayor Naheed Nenshi:

“I’m making it mandatory for all Calgarians to take the Mark of The Beast without which nobody will be able to buy or sell.
The Antichrist is the way for everybody.
Anybody who refuses to accept this is selfish and is only thinking of themselves.”

. . .

At one time in the southern Ukrainian port city of Odessa on the Black Sea, back in the days of the old Soviet Union, stood a statue in the town square.

Practicing occultists in the western world would have recognized the statue as having the form and figure of the Baphomet (as it was depicted in an illustration drawn by 19th Century French practicing occultist Eliphas Levi) save for the head of the figure.

The figure did not have a goat’s head like most modern depictions of the Baphomet.

Instead it had the head of Josef Stalin with his trademark bushy moustache.

Although the statue itself bore the inscription Baphomet.

The official in the California Department of Health, who had just signed the Department of Health directive banning all indoor religious services in the state indefinitely with no end date for the ban to be lifted, did not know that as he read the old magazine article with old photos mentioning it.

He wondered if the statue still existed in post-Soviet Ukraine.

Probably not he figured.

He read a more recent news article from this past week which noted that the Chinese Communist Party in Beijing had just issued a directive telling all Christian believers in China to take down pictures and images of Jesus and the Virgin Mary in their homes or place of residence and replace them with pictures and images of Xi Jin-ping and Chairman Mao Tse-tung.

The official thought to himself that in the Governor’s Mansion in Sacramento, Gavin Newsom was probably issuing a similar directive.

He could imagine state government printing presses working overtime churning out photos of Gov. Newsom by the truckload for when the edict was proclaimed the law of the land in California.

The official could see the statue of Saint Junipero Serra in Sacramento that was torn down by Neo-Bolshevik insurgent rioters this past July 4th being replaced by a statue of the Baphomet that bore a head with the facial features of Gavin Newsom.

. . .

A British Conservative Member of Parliament just got off the phone where he was discussing an important matter with British Prime Minister Boris Johnson.

“Paul?” He heard a female voice say.

He turned.

It was his mistress.

And she was pointing a gun at him.


“Paul?” She demanded to know, “What did you do with the hands on my grandmother’s old clock behind me?”.

“I used them as giant stir sticks in this giant glass of martini I made myself,” the Tory MP with the serious drinking problem answered as he sipped the monster martini.

“You bastard!” She shot him.

He inconsiderately rushed into her arms as he began the process of quickly dying as a result of a serious gunshot wound.

And bled all over.

She pushed him backwards after he gave up the ghost.

She got on the phone to her mother and asked what laundry detergent would be best for getting blood stains off a white dress.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday July 22nd
2020.

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Great Caesar’s Ghost and Not So Great Josef Stalin’s Ghost On The Ides of March

March 15, 2020 at 10:55 pm (Avatar Speaks, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

Great Caesar’s Ghost and Not So Great Josef Stalin’s Ghost On The Ides of March

The Norse trickster god Loki was up to his old tricks again.

He had arranged for the ghosts of Julius Caesar, Brutus and Cassius to be released from Hades and stand on the steps of the U.S. Capitol in Washington DC not far from the entrance to the U.S. Senate to re-enact the assassination of Julius Caesar for this Ides of March in 2020.

Donald Trump was in his limousine, on his way back to the White House from his toupee maker in DC, being driven by the steps of the U.S. Capitol when he saw the ghostly re-enactment of Caesar’s assassination.

“Okayyyyy,” was the Donald’s profoundly stupid statement.

The same statement he made when his Oval Office address on the Coronavirus was finished and he didn’t realize the cameras were still rolling.

. . .

Josef Stalin’s ghost had been continuously roasting away on his barbecue spit down in Tartarus ever since he kicked the bucket back in 1953.

However Loki convinced the Greek underworld god Hades to give Stalin a temporary dispensational release from Tartarus for about an hour or two.

Acting like the ghost of Christmas Present escorting Scrooge over London, Loki took Stalin to the U.S. where he took him to a COSTCO store parking lot and showed the late Soviet Communist Party General-Secretary the multitudinously vast long line ups of people waiting to get into the store.

Next he teleported Stalin to the toilet paper aisles of the COSTCO where there was absolutely nothing on the shelves.

“Wow,” Stalin was impressed, “Long line ups of people waiting to get into the store and then once inside, there’s nothing on the shelves for them to buy.”

Stalin looked at Loki with tears in his eyes, “It’s just like the old Soviet Union.”

He grabbed a roll of toilet paper that had apparently rolled under a bottom shelf invisible to mortals and tried to wipe his teary eyes.

“Soviet style Socialism has finally triumphed in America,” Stalin smiled.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday March 15th
2020.

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Time Travelers, Soviet Assassins and Darkness Falls On Santa Lucia’s Night

December 13, 2018 at 11:55 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, Gothic romance, History, International Espionage, International Intrigue, Mystery, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, Romance, Science-Fiction, Spy Tales, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )


Serena a time traveler (from the future) and the mortal fiancee of the wealthy ancient Egyptian vampire Set typing up an Ernest Hemingway manuscript for the Church Times

Serena would soon be marrying her love the wealthy Egyptian vampire Sol Invictus Set.

Tomorrow Set would be showing Serena the mansion he had bought the both of them.

In the meantime, Serena was typing up a manuscript for Ernest Hemingway (whom she had met in Paris earlier this year)- a freelance article that Hemingway was submitting to the Church Times newspaper in London.

Hemingway had recently met a member of the White Russian community in Harbin, China who had recently moved to Paris.

The White Russian emigre claimed to have met Charles Sydney Gibbes the Englishman who served as English language tutor to the children of Russia’s last Czar Nicholas II from 1908 to 1918 including accompanying the Imperial Family into exile at Tobolsk in Siberia.

In May 1918, Nicholas II had told Gibbes before the Imperial Family was moved on the Bolshevik regime’s orders to Ipatiev House in Yekatirinbug that he had personally come to believe in the appearance of the Blessed Virgin Mary Mother of Jesus to three shepherd children at Fatima, Portugal the year before and had prophecied correctly about evil diabolic errors arising in Russia that would spread throughout the world unless Russia was consecrated to Her Immaculate Heart by the Bishop of Rome acting in concert with all the bishops of the world.

“Would that include all the bishops of the Catholic, Eastern Orthodox and Oriental Orthodox Churches together?” Serena wondered as she read Hemingway’s own hastily typed and much in need of correction of typos original manuscript.

Hemingway’s source did not say.

What was said was that Nicholas II had told Gibbes that both him and his family would be murdered by the Bolsheviks as revealed in a dream to him.

As such, Nicholas II had told Gibbes that he was writing a letter and he would be putting this letter in a small metal chest sealed shut and marked with the Romanov double headed phoenix insignia and Gibbes must return to England with the sealed chest and put it in the Oxford University archives with the instructions that it must be opened and read on the exact date of the 100th anniversary of their deaths by whoever was the heir to the Romanov Russian Imperial throne in the year 2018.

Hemingway had asked Serena in a note he wrote her to go to Oxford and check if the chest with the letter inside was ever deposited in the University archives.

“You look lovely, my dear,” Sol Invictus Set said as he gazed at his fiancee.

Serena looked back at him and crossed her legs as she sat at the typewriter.

Meanwhile in a dance hall not far away, the Egyptian goddess Sekhmet was performing.

Watching her perform was the Egyptian god Anubis the son of Set.

Anubis had betrayed the location of Set’s new mansion to Soviet assassin Leonid Terovsky who had been ordered by Josef Stalin to kill Set.

Terovsky would be on scene when Sol Invictus Set showed Serena the mansion tomorrow.

Anubis’ betrayal of his father Set was vengeance on Set for betraying his mother and Set’s first wife Nepthys.

Set totally oblivious to family betrayal by his offspring and the intrigue and machinations of the Soviet emerging Stalinist state.

Several years after these events, British MP Renfield R. Renfield had been invited to attend the opening of the Gibbes box in the Oxford University Archives by the Romanov heir to the Russian Imperial Throne on the evening of July 16th/17th 2018.

And the ghost of Soviet dictator Josef Stalin (granted dispensational leave from Tartarus by Hades the god of the Underworld) was now advising Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman.

Meanwhile the fierce ghost rider Muerte Noir (who might just possibly be one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse) was riding his horse Equus Beelzebar out of his haunts in the American Wild West and heading straight towards a church in Sweden.

The girl who was playing Saint Lucy in the church candlelight procession in Saint Lucia’s Church in this small Swedish village on the night of Santa Lucia’s Day was unaware that she was going to come face to face with terror (in the form of a dark rider on a dark horse) after the service.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday December 13th
2018.

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Sekhmet, Set and Bastet

November 17, 2018 at 11:57 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Espionage, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Politics, Radio, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

The year was 1938.

It was the month of November.

20 years earlier the Egyptian vampire Set’s tomb had been dug up in Egypt by Oxford trained Egyptologist Dr. Edgar Lovecraft Ashbury.

In fact, Set’s tomb had been opened at exactly 11 AM Greenwich Mean Time on November 11th 1918 (the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month- the same minute the Armistice ending the Great War came into effect).

Set now lived in London, England where he had amassed a fortune.

Set was also one of the world business oligarchs supporting Hitler.

Not because Set was a Nazi.

But because Set thought Hitler would destroy Stalin.

Set hated Stalin because Stalin had arranged the murder of Set’s mortal fiancee back in 1924.

Sir Winston Churchill knew that Sol Invictus Set (as the wealthy businessman Egyptian vampire called himself in London circles) supported Hitler.

Churchill happened to run into the Egyptian lion headed goddess Sekhmet in the Egyptology section of the British Museum library one evening.

Sekhmet agreed to spy on Set for Churchill.

The goddess turned herself into an Egyptian teen-aged girl calling herself Sekhmeta and showed up at Set’s doorstep claiming to be a distant descendant of Horus (who was Set’s nephew) thus making herself Set’s niece (a great great great x great niece several times over).

Set agreed to let Sekhmeta stay with him.

One night 80 years ago, Set caught Sekhmeta listening to American jazz and jive music on the radio instead of doing her homework.

Set promptly administered a spanking.

Rubbing her behind and reaching for a pillow, Sekhmeta said to Set, “I’ll get you for that, Uncle Set.”

“I’m sure you will,” Set laughed.

Meanwhile in Washington DC, the Egyptian cat goddess Bastet was rising up behind an FBI agent and his girlfriend in a movie theatre to strike.

To be continued.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday November 17th
2018.

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Haiku About Hegelian Synthesis of Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union

March 22, 2014 at 3:20 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, News, Politics) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Haiku About Hegelian Synthesis of Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union

Hitler + Stalin
Hegel’s dialectics equals
Vladimir Putin

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Haikus About Today’s Violent Crackdown In Ukraine

February 18, 2014 at 7:39 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, News) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

Haikus About Today’s Violent Crackdown In Ukraine

The police storm camp
many killed as protests crushed
Maidan Square flows blood

Ukraine’s President
looks at himself in mirror
Stalin reflects back

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Lenin Getting Down On Friday

March 27, 2011 at 9:48 pm (Commentary, Humour, Satire) (, , , , , )

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Hey it’s Lenin getting down on Friday!
Partyin’ (yeah) Partyin’ (yeah)
Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!
Stalin sittin’ in the front seat!
Trotsky sittin’ in the back seat!
Which seat should Vladimir take?

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