Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka In Moscow
The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka dressed as a Gypsy woman in Moscow
The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka was walking the streets of Moscow.
She was dressed as a Gypsy woman.
Although she was not an employee of the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit, she was a friend of both vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing and British MP Renfield R. Renfield.
As such she volunteered to get involved in Set Enterprises’ latest intelligence operation against Russian President Vladimir Putin.
Set Enterprises Intelligence agent Miriam Hasafa had managed to infiltrate the inner circle of Russian President Vladimir Putin.
And now Tanaka was hoping to ensnare a Chechen warlord and ally of Vladimir Putin named Ramzan Kadyrov who had recently threatened to invade Poland over its suport of Ukraine.
Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had had a vision of Chechen warlord Ramzan Kadyrov as a young boy.
Apparently the young Ramzan had had sexual fantasies about the gypsy Esmeralda the gypsy heroine of Victor Hugo’s novel The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
So Tanaka stood across from a restaurant in Moscow that Ramzan Kadyrov frequented.
The Chechen warlord was inside.
When Kadyrov exited, he noticed Tanaka standing across the street.
He walked in her direction.
Like all narcissistic misogynistic assholes (although he would not be called as such by Justin Trudeau since he was not a Canadian Freedom Convoy trucker), he grabbed Tanaka and without asking, he kissed her on the lips.
She promptly stabbed him in the right buttock with a needle containing a fast acting Polish poison.
Ramzan Kadyrov fell to the ground dead.
Tanaka slipped away into the Moscow night.
And was not seen again until she returned safely to London.
The Russian FSB found Kadyrov’s body and immediately rushed him to the laboratory of Dr. Nicht Werhoffen (who had been the chief mad scientist for the East German Stasi but was now the chief mad scientist for the Russian FSB) to see if the doctor could bring Kadyrov back from the dead.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday June 11th
2022
Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka At 1965 Salvador Dali Art Show
Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka at 1965 Salvador Dali Art Show in New York City
The year was 1965.
The immortal Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka had been invited to attend a Salvador Dali Art Show at an exclusive Upper Park Avenue art gallery in New York City.
She wasn’t sure why she was invited but she flew from London to NYC to attend the show as Salvador Dali was considered one of the 20th Century’s greatest artists.
It turns out the show was guarded by FBI agents for some reason.
“I’d like to see your QR Code,” an FBI agent said to Tanaka as she was about to enter.
“What?” Tanaka looked at him strangely.
“Oops, sorry, wrong year,” said the FBI agent who was a time traveler from the future.
Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau, who was overseeing security for the show, hit the FBI agent over the head, “Moron.”
Tanaka entered the gallery.
The name of the show was VOYNICH AND THE NEW WORLD ORDER.
As she entered, she noticed New York Gov. Nelson Rockefeller in there glad handling the crowd.
Rockefeller’s slogan when he ran for President in 1968 was NEW WORLD ORDER.
But most people had forgotten that.
They thought New World Order was first mentioned by Skull and Bones CIA spook turned President George Herbert Walker Bush when he gave a speech to the U.S. Congress on September 11th 1990.
“What is this Voynich?” Tanaka asked the gallery’s owner.
“It is a mysterious manuscript written in an unknown language that is believed to go back to the late Middle Ages and early Renaissance period,” the owner explained, “It was said to have been examined by the famous 17th Century Jesuit polymath Athanasius Kircher who was unable to decipher it. The manuscript takes its name from a Polish antiquarian book dealer Wilfrid Voynich who purchased it from a Jesuit College in Rome in 1912. Our artist Salvador Dali was invited to examine the manuscript by its current owner. Dali examined the manuscript after being fed a supper of magic mushrooms by a strange character who’s here today. Calls himself Uncle Ernie.”
The owner pointed towards a strange individual who was going around carrying a plate of what he called “the most delectable white sugar laced donuts” who was offering it to people.
“And these paintings are based on images of what Salvador Dali saw within the Voynich Manuscript?” Tanaka inquired.
“They are,” the owner nodded.
The Lakota Sioux Princess Tananka in front of one of the Salvador Dali oil paintings based on images in the mysterious Voynich Manuscript.
Tanaka heard comments from some of the guests.
A man who claimed to be a CIA agent was bragging to Uncle Ernie while eating one of his delectable white sugar laced doughnuts, “We the Deep State shot Jack Kennedy. We’re going to shoot his younger brother Robert F. Kennedy as well if he doesn’t stop being so uppity.”
The FBI agent (who was a time traveler from the future) said, “The Deep State may have to do something about Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as well since he seems to be resisting it in 2020 and 2021.”
“Shut up you moron,” Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau once again slapped him.
“What strange guests,” The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka thought to herself.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday November 16th
2021.
Tanaka and The Unfinished Orson Welles Film Noir
The immortal Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka: As she appeared in a scene in Orson Welles’ unknown and unfinished Film Noir movie The Feather Casts A Giant Shadow
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was sitting in the living room of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s colossal London mansion and enjoying a fine single malt Scotch whisky as he engaged in conversation with the ghost of Orson Welles.
Renfield was telling Welles how he had run into the immortal Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka yesterday in a London park and how she had played the most beautiful melody on a beautiful vintage classical lyre.
“Tanaka had once visited Los Angeles in 1946 and she appeared as the heroine in a Film Noir movie I was directing at the time The Feather Casts A Giant Shadow,” Welles reflected over a good spectral glass of spectral red wine, “A film I was sadly unable to finish because it was shut down on orders of the studio heads.”
“How did Tanaka become immortal anyways?” Renfield inquired.
“She had apparently ridden a rare legendary ghost white buffalo back in the late 1870s and it is said that whoever rides a ghost white buffalo becomes immortal,” Welles explained, “And in Tanaka’s case, that turned out to be true.”
“What was the plot of this unfinished Film Noir movie starring Tanaka?” Renfield asked.
“It was about a prestigious Ivy League university secret society,” Welles answered, “one that counts several influential politicians and judges among its membership. And one that specializes in stealing important Native American artifacts.”
“I wonder which Ivy League university secret society you would have based that on,” Renfield remarked sarcastically.
Welles laughed.
For both knew that the secret society in the film was obviously based on Yale University’s Skull and Bones Society.
“And what was the plot of the film?” Renfield wanted to know.
“That the giant Phoenix bird of ancient legend had once flown over the Black Hills of South Dakota and one of its giant feathers had fallen on a hill top,” Welles replied, “where it was found by members of the Lakota Sioux nation. It was kept in a sacred lodge in the Black Hills known only to certain elders and certain members of their families. A member of this Ivy League University secret society accidentally crashed his plane near the lodge and found the lodge with the sacred Phoenix feather present. Being the thorough scoundrel that he was (a future U.S. Presidential candidate if there ever was one), he stole it.
He placed the feather in a room in a Philosophical Research Library and Museum in Los Angeles that was associated with a grand global occultic fraternity of which the Ivy League University Secret Society was just a branch.”
“How did Tanaka’s character fit into the film?” Renfield asked.
“Tanaka played the granddaughter of a Lakota Sioux elder who was one of the Guardians of The Feather,” Welles explained, “She was sent to Los Angeles to bring the Feather back to its original owners.”
“So Tanaka was the heroine,” Renfield nodded, “Who was the femme fatale in the film?”.
“That would have been the secret society member’s girlfriend,” Welles noted, “She was a female Nazi Intelligence officer who had been brought to the United States by the OSS (forerunner of the CIA) in order to help set up America’s post-war Intelligence, National Security and Espionage apparatus.”
“I see,” Renfield finished his glass of whisky and poured himself another, “And so why did the studio heads stop and shut down production of the film?”.
“Because I guess it was hitting a little too close to the truth of what was actually happening in the U.S. at the time,” Welles answered, “Apparently FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover himself showed up in the offices of the studio head ordering that the film’s production be immediately halted. And to add insult to injury, Hoover apparently showed up wearing one of the dresses that Vivien Leigh wore as Scarlett O’ Hara in the movie Gone With The Wind. The production ceased with a single phone call within 5 minutes of Hoover’s arrival.”
“How very sad,” Renfield sipped his second glass of Scotch, “It sounds like the film would have been a great classic.”
Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka appearing in a scene in Orson Welles’ unfinished Film Noir classic The Feather Casts A Giant Shadow.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday June 9th
2021.
Tanaka’s Country Home
Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka
The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka had left her apartment in London England to spend a few days on a small farm she owned in the County of Lincolnshire.
She sat on a log and spent some time contemplating.
Around her neck she wore a necklace of carefully crafted shells that her mother had made for her.
She wore a vest that her grandmother had sewn for her.
And a skirt that she had sewn for herself where the Native American pictographs depicted on it told a story.
She felt a closeness to her past as she sat and inhaled the sweet country scent of the present and contemplated the future.
She stood up and walked around the farm.
She looked over the fence and gazed into some nearby woods.
A deer bounded forth and leapt over the meadows that separated her farm from the woods.
Only a few feet away, the deer gazed at her and seemed to smile at her.
Then it leapt back into the woods from whence it came.
A duck and her ducklings got out of a nearby stream and waddled across the meadows re-entering the stream on the other side of the meadows.
Tanaka noticed that a little red fox sat on the other side of the fence a few feet away from her.
The fox had been observing the mother duck and her ducklings but had made no point of interfering.
The fox then headed off into the woods.
Tanaka looked further along the fence and noticed a little Jack Russell Terrier sitting there.
The Jack Russell Terrier had been sitting there observing the fox but unlike its ancestors who had their origins in fox hunting in England had made no point of interfering with or following the fox.
Tanaka smiled at what she had observed.
And then turned and walked towards her farmhouse where in the kitchen a mushroom, asparagus and cauliflower casserole awaited her.
-written by Christopher
Sunday May 16th 2021.
Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka Mourns A Friend
The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka mourns the passing of a friend.
It was April 28th 1939.
And the Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka was visiting a sick friend who had a bee farm in the South Downs of Sussex.
“I must confess I have been poisoned,” said her friend as he lay in bed, “Really quite stupid of me. I have made a study of poisons all my life. And I really should have noticed the deadly combination of bee venom, cobra venom and tarantula venom that was put in my honey that I then put in my tea. I can’t believe I’ve been so positively sloppy in my methods of observation.”
“Who poisoned you?” Tanaka asked.
“It was Fraulein Immergrun the waitress down at the village pub,” her friend answered, “I really should have become suspicious when she returned a bucket of my own honey to me as a gift. And I should have been even more suspicious when I discovered that the honey was a different colour from the honey I raised with my bees.”
“Your mind was no doubt on other things,” Tanaka spoke in an accusing voice.
“What do you mean by that?” Her friend inquired.
“Let’s just say that Fraulein Immergrun is no doubt very popular at the Munich Oktoberfest in Bavaria,” Tanaka answered in firm fashion, “As she carries quite a lovely big pair of jugs.”
“I get the feeling you’re not talking about beer,” her friend remarked in a somewhat flushed state.
“It doesn’t take a detective to see what she’s got,” Tanaka stated matter of factly.
“I suppose not,” her friend agreed.
“Do you want me to call your sister?” Tanaka asked.
“I suppose,” her friend bit his lip, “No use calling my brother as he has been dead these seven years.”
Tanaka used the phone in the next room and called the sister.
“What did she have to say?” Her friend inquired.
“She says she’s going to come down here and whip you back to life again,” Tanaka answered.
“Spoken like a true professional dominatrix,” her friend started drumming the fingers of his left hand on the lamp table next to him.
“She is that,” Tanaka acknowledged, “and she looks so young.”
“Yes,” her friend agreed, “She doesn’t look a day over 30 and yet she’s the same age as me- 85. She being my twin sister. She had told me once that she had once eaten a specially prepared meal of Lingzhi supernatural mushrooms that had made her immortal. I didn’t believe her at the time. But now over 40 years later, it’s the only explanation that makes any sense. Unless she’s got a Dorian Gray like portrait painting of herself hanging in a room somewhere.”
“Why did Fraulein Immergrun poison you?” Tanaka asked.
“Because she’s working for the Nazis and Der Fuhrer,” her friend lay his head back on his pillow, “Something that I sadly have only deduced while I lay here dying.”
“Why do Hitler and the Nazis want you dead?” Tanaka wiped her friend’s brow with a wet face cloth.
“A couple of years ago that Member of Parliament Winston Churchill hired me to research the Nazis and asked me what conclusions I’d come to on what their global agenda is,” her friend coughed, “All my research papers on the topic are in that drawer over there. I imagine I’ve reached the same conclusion on their geopolitical agenda as our friend Winnie has. What Churchill probably isn’t aware of is their merger of Science and Sorcery, of Technology and the Occult. For most of my professional life, I didn’t really believe in sorcery, magic or the occult. But now having researched Nazism not only in its political but also its mystical aspects, the Nazis seem to be in contact with let’s just say… very dark powers.”
“Really?” Tanaka looked penetratingly at her friend.
“I just thought of something else at the moment,” her friend noted.
“What?” Tanaka asked.
“A really overwhelmingly compelling argument for the existence of God,” her friend spoke in hushed tones.
“What is it?” Tanaka asked.
At that moment, her friend died.
And Sherlock Holmes, once of #221 B Baker Street London, took his overwhelmingly compelling argument for the existence of God to the grave with him.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday, April 28th
2021
Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka At Imperial Aurora Hotel
The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka at the Imperial Aurora Hotel In London
The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka arrived at the new Imperial Aurora Hotel in London where she’d be staying the next few days.
She’d be doing some work on behalf of the Occult and Paranormal Research Section of Interpol which was headed by Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol.
Of course Whitstable was the only agent in the Occult and Paranormal Research Section of Interpol.
He didn’t even have a Dana Scully like partner to help him out.
Instead he relied on freelance operative consultants like the Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka, Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing and a few others to help him out on occasion.
The Imperial Aurora Hotel in London had only opened a week ago.
As the Swiss billionaire Lester Mittendorf (the builder and owner of the hotel) moaned at its grand opening a week ago (where he cut a ribbon at which he and a few hotel staff members were the only ones present), “It looks like I picked the wrong time to open up a new fancy luxury hotel in London. Right at the start of the 2nd year of the pandemic.”
Plans for the new hotel had started back in 2017.
Of course no one had foreseen this pandemic coming with the exception of Bill Gates who had lit candles in front of a statue of Apophis the Egyptian god of destruction for the past decade and a half praying for a plague that would wipe out most of the world’s population since his demon possessed teddy bear told him that there were far too many people living on the planet.
Even though no one in Mittendorf’s property management circle could have possibly predicted a pandemic, Lester Mittendorf still demoted (although he could have easily fired) his Vice-President of Innovation and New Ideas Mr. Cordon Bleu Stuffingham for having coming up with the boneheaded idea of opening a new luxury hotel in London in February 2021.
Stuffingham was now working as a bell boy in the Imperial Aurora Hotel.
The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka walked by Stuffingham who was asleep at his bell boy’s desk and walked in the direction of the hotel’s reception clerk.
The hotel itself was a combination of classical Greco-Roman style decor and early 20th Century Art Nouveau.
At the desk as she registered, the receptionist was listening to BBC Radio.
Once again British MP Renfield R. Renfield was filling in for yet another announcer who had been gunned down in the internecine civil war going on in the BBC Newsroom between Neo-Stalinist Neo-Bolshevik Communists and Neo-Trotskyite Neo-Bolshevik Communists.
Once again yet another announcer’s death was listed as being caused by Covid-19 (rather than a gunshot wound) by the NHS in accordance with WHO guidelines on the subject.
Renfield’s voice could be heard saying, “And in other news… a massive crowd of two people greeted 81 million vote recipient Vice-President Kamala Harris on her return to her home in California…”
Tanaka signed the register and went up to her room.
Tanaka had been asked by Whitstable to investigate rumours of alleged meetings going on between British Prime Minister Boris Johnson and a group of zombie nosferatu that were taking place in the new hotel’s ballroom.
Aiding her in the investigation would be Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing and Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun.
The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka had only been in her room a few minutes when she heard a knock at her door.
She opened it and standing there was Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun.
“Wow,” Yaldabaoth said, “That’s yet another killer outfit you’re wearing.”
He then dropped dead like he did on the first occasion when he met the Lakota Sioux Princess and she had been wearing an equally killer outfit.
The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka: Yet another killer outfit
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday February 21st
2021.
Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka On Night of The Wolf Moon 2021
The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka on the Night of The Wolf Moon
The January full moon is called the Wolf Moon and on this night a wolf was terrorizing the countryside.
It so happened that the Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka was in possession of the battle axe of William Wallace the great Scottish warrior and hero of the 1st War of Scottish Independence who defeated the English Army at the Battle of Stirling Bridge in September 1297.
She also wore the painted red seal of Wallace on her head, left eye and face as she wandered through the snowy woods in search of the wolf terror.
Then Tanaka came face to face with the wolf terror.
She recognized the beast right away from ancient and medieval drawings.
It was the Norse wolf Fenrir.
It was a good thing for Tanaka that she had the great William Wallace’s battle axe with her.
Tanaka threw the Wallacian battle axe and beheaded the wolf.
The wolf’s severed head growled in the now bloody snow surrounding it after it had left its body.
In the Lupine language, the wolf had said through its growling, “I hate it when that happens.”
. . .
The Norse god Odin was staying in a cheap motel room as he would be attending an important meeting the next few days.
The only places in this town where he was staying had cheap motel rooms.
Odin had missplaced his spectacles so he was inserting a contact lens into his sole remaining eye.
He was wanting to watch the 1940 movie Waterloo Bridge starring Vivien Leigh and Robert Taylor on television.
As Odin tried to get the contact lens out of the tiny glass bottle container that it was in, he reflected back to a time in Australia when he had accidentally inserted a very small circumcized foreskin into his eye after removing it from a tiny glass bottle container.
“It belonged to some pervert who looked even worse than you did when you dressed up in drag,” Odin had said to his son Thor at the time.
After Odin had got the contact lens into his eye on this Night of the Wolf Moon, Thor came to inform his father that both Loki and Fenrir had been beheaded.
Loki had apparently been beheaded yesterday and Fenrir had been beheaded this evening.
“So,” Odin smiled, “We may not have to fight the Battle of Ragnarok after all.”
Odin and Thor then ordered pizza and take out Chinese food that they had delivered to their motel room and then proceeded to watch the 1940 version of the film Waterloo Bridge on the room’s TV.
Thor despite his tough guy macho image was bawling and sobbing like a baby by the time the movie was over.
Odin phoned down to the front desk to have another box of kleenex tissues brought up to the room.
“I’ll never be able to stand at that spot on London’s Waterloo Bridge again without bursting into tears,” Thor sobbed, “I won’t be able to look at a Buddha good luck charm without bursting into tears either.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday January 28th
2021.
Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka Meets Yaldabaoth The Irish Leprechaun
The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka In Dublin
Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing and the Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka had taken one of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s eco-friendly environmentally friendly cannabis powered dirigible airships -this one called the High Calypso- from London England to Dublin Ireland.
They were going to meet Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun.
What brought the meeting about was that Dracul had heard from Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol that the plans of the Egyptian god Osiris, his son Horus, George Soros, Bill Gates and Klaus Schwab for a One World government were locked inside the vault of the Bank of Monte Carlo.
They could break into the Bank of Monte Carlo vault but to do that they’d need the advice of two people Sean Connery and Catherine Zeta-Jones who played two master thieves in the 1999 movie Entrapment where they stole $8 billion dollars from the International Clearance Bank in the North Tower of the Petronas Towers in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.
Sadly however actor Sean Connery had passed away last year and not so sadly actress Catherine Zeta-Jones was very busy keeping actor Michael Douglas very happy indeed.
However after consulting a crystal ball (which was actually a snow globe showing Lucy meeting the faun Mr. Tumnus carrying an umbrella and wrapped Christmas presents in the snowy woods of the land of Narnia), Whitstable had a vision that Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun knew the combination to the vault of the Bank of Monte Carlo.
After phoning Yaldabaoth, Whitstable discovered that was indeed the case.
So now, Dracul Van Helsing and the Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka were at their rendezvous location in Dublin where they would be presented by Yaldabaoth with the combination to the Bank of Monte Carlo vault.
The combination number would be inside a fortune cookie slip inside a Chinese fortune cookie that Yaldabaoth would give to them along with a take out order of Guinness soaked sweet and sour spareribs.
The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka: Wearing a killer outfit.
When Yaldabaoth saw Tanaka, the first thing he said was, “Wow. That’s really a killer outfit you’re wearing.”
He then keeled over and fell to the ground sending both the fortune cookie and the take out order of Guinness soaked sweet and sour spareribs flying.
Dracul immediately rushed over and felt Yaldabaoth’s pulse.
He then looked up at Tanaka, “Wow. That really must be a killer outfit you’re wearing. He’s dead.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday January 2nd
2021.
Tanaka and Dracul On New Year’s Day 2021
The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka was waiting for Dracul Van Helsing outside the British Museum in London
“Do you realize you and I seem to be the only people in London who are not wearing masks?” Tanaka mentioned as Dracul approached.
“Which for us is probably a good thing,” Dracul pointed out, “For a maskless Renfield R. Renfield is also out walking the streets of London today. Having had too many martinis last night, he’s walking around carrying a taser and tasering anybody who’s wearing a mask calling them “losers” and “disciples of the New World Order”. At least we won’t be tasered.”
“So why did you want to meet me outside the British Museum?” Tanaka asked.
“Because according to a text message I received last night from Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol, Karl Marx’s ghost was seen by museum security guards last night. Since I have no desire to meet Karl Marx’s ghost (unlike most U.S. Democratic Party politicians and 99.9% of those who work at the Vatican), I decided to choose the daytime to meet outside the British Museum,” Dracul explained.
“You’re a strange one, Dracul,” Tanaka smiled, “But in the good sense of that word.”
“You know speaking of strange,” Dracul said, “I just found out that a good friend of mine when she was a girl started out the day reading Jane Austen’s Persuasion and then met the next door neighbour boy whom she had never officially met before and then ended up stealing the boy’s aunt’s panties with the boy and placed it in various places which she compared to a dragon discovering that people could be set on fire when he breathed on them and that somehow the dragon found that deliciously humourous. And so did she on what she had done that day.”
“Yes, you do seem to have a habit of attracting the strange ones and vice-versa,” Tanaka noted.
“I seem to drive the character of Mole crazy in my Wind In The Willows dreams,” Dracul recalled, “although what Toad of Toad Hall thinks of me, he doesn’t say. He’s too busy driving the latest motorcycle or motorcar or motorboat.”
“Dracul, shut up,” Tanaka finally said exasperated.
“Okay,” Dracul fell silent.
“What did you want to see me about?” Tanaka asked.
“Did you know that, prior to Pope Gregory XIII introducing his Gregorian Calendar to replace the old Julian calendar in 1582, that New Year’s Day used to be celebrated on April 1st and not January 1st?” Dracul inquired.
“I did not know that,” Tanaka answered.
“It was on the night of October 4th 1582 that Gregory introduced the Gregorian calendar and the next morning on what would have been October 5th on the old Julian calendar, the calendar jumped ahead 10 days to October 15th. The change was immediately adopted by the people of Spain and its colonies, the people of Portugal and its colonies, the united Commonwealth of Poland and Lithuania and almost all of Italy. The Holy Roman Empire shortly followed. The Protestant states of Europe with their horror of anything that smacked of Popery adopted the calendar more slowly. Prussia finally accepted it in 1610. Britain itself along with its colonies only adopted the Gregorian Calendar in 1750. Thus England was ridiculed by other states as “Fools” for not adopting the calendar and the New Year’s Day of April 1st was referred to as April Fool’s Day. Hence our origin of the term April Fool’s Day.”
“That’s all very interesting, Dracul,” Tanaka nodded, “And this is what you were so anxious to tell me?”.
“I only found all that out this morning,” Dracul explained, “But what really hit me was the date in 1582 that these “new times” came into effect – October 4th,” Dracul went on, “This explains why Pope Francis chose October 4th (in this case October 4th 2019) as the date he brought the Pachamama idol into the Vatican. It’s all tied in with the Great Reset of the global occultist Freemasons and their bastard children the Nazi/Fascists and the Communists. They’re seeking to change times and laws (Daniel 7:25) and tying it in with the Abomination of Desolation (Daniel 9:27).”
“You know, Dracul,” Tanaka smiled, “You strike me as being more like Fox Mulder than even Peter Whitstable is.”
“And will you be my Dana Scully?” Dracul asked.
“What are the benefits to being your Dana Scully?” Tanaka asked.
Dracul showed her.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday January 1st
2021.
Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka and Her Wolf Companion
The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka
The immortal Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka had several wolf companions who served as her protectors.
Her longest serving was a wolf called Seneca who had served her ever since she became an immortal after bareback riding a rare white buffalo on the South Dakota plains back in the late 1870s.
Seneca had been a gift to her from her Medicine Man grandfather (long since deceased).
She had often felt that this wolf Seneca was a creature from another dimension.
The writer C.S. Lewis in one of his Narnia books had once talked about a planet which had several trees growing on it.
Each tree was its own separate universe or world or dimensional realm.
Just as C.S. Lewis saw the rise of the Transhumanist movement within Science (noted in his book That Hideous Strength).
So he foresaw the possibility of multiple worlds or multiple universes- something that modern physics now thinks possible.
Saint Jerome who translated the Bible into Latin -a book known to History as the Vulgate – had recounted in his diary a meeting with a faun (the Roman term for satyr- a creature who was part man and part goat- part of Greco-Roman mythology).
The faun had told Jerome not to worry.
That he (the faun) was a creature from another dimension.
But a dimension created by the same God that Jerome worshipped.
For the Great High God was the creator of the whole Cosmos (and Cosmos in Greek meant the whole created order).
So the faun explained to Jerome that there were many dimensions within the cosmos – the whole created order- not just the dimension in which Jerome’s Earth existed.
Although the faun explained there were a group of beings called the Watchers who had created fauns and satyrs and other hybrids (recounted in mythology) in this dimension.
These Watchers were the ancestors of the Nephilim (the giants) mentioned in the Book of Genesis Chapter 6.
The Watchers and their Nephilim off-spring caused great evil on the Earth which caused God to send the Flood.
When Tanaka had read Jerome’s account of his meeting with the faun, she wondered if Lewis had read it as well.
And caused Lewis to create the faun character of Mr. Tumnus in the Narnia books.
Tanaka reflected on her wolf protectors.
Some were supernatural.
Others were natural who were drawn to her.
There was one- a white wolf with blue eyes- that Tanaka thought was in fact human.
He was a shapeshifter.
Out walking with this blue eyed wolf protector in the woods near the northeastern English village of Barnack (in whose village rectory the noted writer Charles Kingsley author of the book The Water Babies had spent his childhood), Tanaka sat down and looked at him and communicated telepathically.
When the wolf answered Yes to being human, she communicated another question.
The wolf held his head down and then looked up again with sad eyes.
He had lost the ability to speak his own thoughts so he communicated with the lyrics of one of his favourite songs from his childhood – the song Sometimes When We Touch written by Canadian singer-songwriter Dan Hill:
You ask me if I love you
And I choke on my reply
I’d rather hurt you honestly
Than mislead you with a lie
For who am I to judge you
In what you say or do
I’m only just beginning
To see the real you
And sometimes when we touch
The honesty’s too much
And I have to close my eyes
And hide
I want to hold you till I die
Till we both break down and cry
I want to hold you till the fear in me subsides
Romance’s an honest strategy
Leaves me grappling with my pride
But through the years of maturity
Some tenderness survives
I’m just another writer
Still trapped within my truth
A hesitant prizefighter
Still trapped within my youth
And sometimes when we touch
The honesty’s too much
And I have to close my eyes
And hide…
And with that the wolf closed his eyes and walked with his head down into the woods.
“Avalon,” she called out after him, “Don’t you want me to hold you till the fear in you subsides?”.
The wolf came back.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday August 8th
2020.
Dracul Van Helsing 
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